Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #603 | Drew Lynch, LeMaire Lee, & Nathan Macintosh | What About Inflation
Episode Date: September 7, 2025This week YKWD got silly when Drew Lynch, Lemaire Lee, and Nathan Macintosh stop by. Bobby blows into his new anxiety straw, Bobby fires his producer for a bad reason, and his AI girl gets racist.Get ...the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DUDE and use code DUDEand get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What's up, everybody? We're back.
I'm back from the woods.
I'm back. City Bob's back.
Farrell Kelly's gone.
I showered two days in a row.
How great is that?
I'm back in the city.
We're back at the Comedy Cellar Studios
above the world famous comedy seller
doing the You Know What Dude podcast.
And we have a big show tonight live.
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and we're asking their questions
to the guests on Patreon,
which is extra after this show.
So if you want that,
if you want a little extra,
go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly.
And no, you get nothing.
And, uh,
no, I see your fucking face.
I was just counting.
I was just in my head thinking,
like, what does he mean?
He charges like an extra fee
for people to ask one question?
Yeah, it's not a lot.
I don't make a lot.
Two bucks?
I don't make, I don't, I just pay the bills.
Yeah, but what do you ask for?
Look, this is a lot.
a successful podcast? Is that
what you want? This is going to do nothing
for your career. It's
only here to help. I like that at the second
part, because the first part, I knew, I knew you meant.
Of course, I know that. But I also know
that this will help. It will. Listen,
especially you. You're from Canada.
Listen, here's the thing. I don't know what the fuck that. I don't
either. I'm just saying it. I'm American
and we use those things against you. It means
you're lesser than us. Thank you.
As the black guy, it means
you're less than us. Do you have a
little gay bag?
that's a... It's not a gay bag. This is my birthday
gift from a dear, dear friend. I'm telling you
right now, that's the best gift I've ever seen in my life.
Danny, who do we got on the show tonight?
We have the great LaMere Lee
and Nathan McIntosh, and coming in a little bit
later, it's going to be Drew Lynch. That is
a fuck, that is, dude. Are you
a wrestling fan? Yes, sir.
What? Why would you... Of course. What the fuck are you talking
about? In all seriousness,
that has a fucking wrestling belt as a
fanny pack. Are you a fan? I'll tell you
why, I'll tell you why? Can I tell you why?
Go ahead. You fucking...
You're a wrestling fan?
The guy sitting front row at Liberiazzi?
You like, you like this?
As a wrestling fan, and you'll know this, there's fans.
Yeah.
But then there's...
Fanny Pack weight belt fan?
Yes.
It's an igloo.
The fucking, full-on fucking heavyweight title,
Fanny Pack, man?
It's my beer cold.
Why you're wrong?
If he bought that himself, super fan.
Someone gave that to him.
He doesn't know that.
I would almost say bigger fan.
Nobody's going to buy that for a friend that they don't think would blow John
scene if they crossed him in the fucking parking lot.
I wouldn't blow them, but we told.
He's not a real fan.
There you go.
You're going to say what I'm talking about now?
Can I be honest?
This is my second one of these that's been gifted to me.
Really?
You have two of them.
Jesus Christ.
You're easy to buy for.
Buy you dolls and fucking belts.
Scruffy Bones just wrote in live going,
why is Bobbo dressed as Marky Mark?
Hey, Dan, if they're in the chat, read the good ones.
Okay.
I think that's a good one.
This is all.
This is the early 2000s, Bob fit.
Yeah, I'm just like Marky Mark, like now.
Not like...
But he looks great now.
You're both from Boston, right?
I'm just like Mark Wahlberg is what he should have said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah, Mark...
On a Sunday.
Yeah, exactly.
At Walmart.
Exactly.
Selling his new shoes.
Dude, check out my fucking shoes.
Walberts.
I miss you.
I missed you.
I missed you.
I've missed you.
That's not true.
I do.
Dude, I love...
Dude, every time you're on my show, I'll have fun with you.
I've been on once.
Twice.
Fuck face.
Oh, my, three guys.
I've done three times.
But there was a 10-year gap.
There was a whole 10-year gap.
I wandered the universe by myself for years.
Because I wanted you to be ready.
I like that.
And you came back and you were ready.
Can I ask you a question?
Six and a half inches.
You were just...
That's good, dude.
You were just...
I lost weight, so it grew...
It grew bigger.
You could get to it now.
You could measure it now.
Buddy, my dick is bad.
I like that for you.
And I'm not trying to be weird.
good. That's weird. No, but you want to have a dick. As an adult man, you want to have,
we don't have a lot of things. Everybody wants a dick. That's a fucking... That's what I'm saying.
You want your dick is what you're saying. I want to be able to use the dick I have, yes.
And I think it's great that you can use yours. The dick that God gave you. Not the dick that you
ruined over fatness. Yes. Well, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
You did. And I'm happy that you undit it. You were part of it. I broke you.
I want to, I don't want to tell this on the show, but I'll tell it.
Well, there was that time I did. I did. I did. Yeah, I berated.
you outside for a little while, and I didn't mean to.
And then you ran off and you got four burritos
at 2 a.m. That's right. And that started
the whole downward spiral of you
going from bodybuilder to
fucking big butter
covered fucking guy that would buy one
of these. Yeah, whoa. Whoa.
Did I... What do you like, dude?
Fucking maple leaves? Get out of here.
That was nothing, Bobby.
Don't even. What do you like
the maple leaves? Grow up.
Grow up. A guy with that felt.
Grow up. I don't know nothing about your country,
I'm fucking, hey, you guys are bullied by us.
I know, no, we're not good.
So can I ask your question real quick?
That's pretty cool.
Oh, there's fucking infighting.
Why would that even be a bad thing?
Real quick, by the way.
Can I ask you a question?
You're coming into a lot.
You should be able to kill yourself.
You should be able to walk into the doctor and go, get me out of here.
No.
Don't make me fucking hang in the garage in front of my goddamn uncle.
No, that's gay.
Why are you in front of your uncles?
That is a little weird.
Why are you hanging out with your uncles?
I'm not going to hang my...
Why are you in the garage with your uncles?
I'm not, they're not, they're not here.
they're going to find me.
I'm not going to hang myself in my fucking mother's house.
I thought you were hanging with your uncles in a garage.
And then I hang myself while they're sitting there in lawn chairs.
That would be weird.
I just get up on a box.
That's why it was weird.
Rope around my neck and I start rocking back.
Hey, guys.
Can I ask you a question about?
Yes, my balls.
Six and a half?
Perfect scene.
You went camping?
It's like a baseball.
You're a camping guy?
I am.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I have a house up in the woods.
And in the summer, I take the summer off from stand-up.
I don't do, I don't do stand-up in the summer.
It's great.
just not, I did it for, you know, 28 years. I finally was like, I want to spend time with my son
while I have time, while he wants to hang with me. Because there's going to be time in the next
few years. He was like, Dad, I don't want to, I got my girl or my friends or I got practice or
whatever the fuck it is or a job. And he's not going to be able to hang with me. So I am
spending as much time as I can with my family. And the summertime is the perfect time because
I don't, I sell all right, but I don't sell great. You know, I don't want to have to fucking deal with
I, can you post another, fuck that. I'll just, I'll just,
work my, I'll stay with him. That was my entire summer.
Oh, exactly.
I think that's great. I love that.
Yeah, I don't, summertime, I believe there's a season in comedy, September to May, April,
and those are the, when people go see comedy, they want to have something to do.
Yeah.
Summertime, everybody's like, let's get the fuck out of the house.
And I'm the same way.
We camp this summer.
We went shooting.
He went to hunting camp.
He learned how to drive a dirt bike.
Everything he wanted to do, I was like, all right, you can do it.
Where do you go shooting at?
We're a member of the Pemajawasit fishing game club, I know, but they have...
Nothing on that? Nothing on Pemajawasit?
We don't get... I can't, I got to fuck it.
My country has a Maple Leaf on a flag and that's gay.
This guy's going to Pemma Chihuasquez.
They're from here.
Pemma Chihuacquist?
They're from here.
Indians, is that it? Just because I'm not from here?
Austin is the worst.
Stop.
Stop. Bulldo's the whole city.
Marnon.
Don't go on the bottom back to back.
Moldo's it.
Marin, stop.
Listen to me.
It is not the worst
There's a lot of fine comedians in Austin right now
I didn't say that
You said bulldozing
The entire city
Turned to the glass
I did say that
Bulldozing the whole place
Big bulldozers
All people are in the buildings
Fill it with cement
Fuck it
Cement right over it
Big fucking highway to San Antonio
San Antonio
Yeah
Come on
Anyways back to camping real quick
So you're part of a
You're part of a
Not a gun club
It's a gun club
No it's uh yeah
They have like a 750
range, a hundred range, a 50 range, a 25, or 10 range.
And they have a trap range, which is, you know, pull and you shoot the clay's.
And my son wanted the trap shoot, which is the clay's.
So I bought a little luck.
I bought a bunch of clays.
I bought a shotgun for him.
I thought it was called skeet shooting.
It's skeet, but trap is another, is what they is.
And they, uh, I bought him a clay shooter.
You step on it, shoots the clay and he fucking kid was nailing it.
I mean, nailing it.
He's just, he's just meant to, he can shoot.
He shoots better than me.
That's, that's cool.
Yeah.
He's great.
He loves it, but he's also
He's so good at the range.
Like, I walked up, and you're supposed to put the range cold or hot.
And if it's cold, you can set your targets up.
No one can shoot.
Nobody can even touch a gun.
But if it's hot, you got to fucking, you can't go past the red line.
Sorry, what do you mean about quarter hot?
I was explaining.
He just did explain.
Are you fucking?
He's in the middle of it.
What were you doing?
Fucking idiot.
Eating Cheetos?
I fucking was explaining it.
It looks like you're like berating yourself on the camera I bed.
You don't like my
So anyways
I walked up when it was cold
When it was hot
And he was like
Whoa whoa whoa
Dad he like corrects me
Like to know that he's
Smarter than me on a range
Makes me happy
Yeah
You know what I mean?
I better hope that none of this ever like goes
You know what I mean
This podcast
Be one of those things
That people go
He said his son was a great shooter
Very
He really
He couldn't stop
Bang
Bang
See how they are
Dude, what the hell.
See how they are?
Yeah.
See, Austin.
They don't get guns, dude.
They don't get guns, dude.
They don't be alive at five.
Oh, that fucking paps up.
God damn America right there.
Miculob.
Ah, fuck, God, damn it.
It's a mekelob.
I'm not trying to get too drunk, but I'm going to drink two big ones.
Yeah, dude, I love the woods.
I love the country.
I love all that shit.
I'm a big fan of the outdoor boys.
You'd love them.
Are they, what do you mean?
Who are the other?
It's a father and his sons.
Oh, dude, that guy, he's been three months.
He's quit.
He's been three months.
He hasn't posted in a while.
He made, here's the thing.
He never took any money from advertisers.
He never, he bought all his shit.
He never had ads in the, the, he just made money off of views.
Mm-hmm.
And he quit.
He quit.
I mean, he's making millions.
I mean, people were watching his shit.
Millions of people every Saturday he put out a video.
Then he started doing every other Saturday.
Then he just was like, I'm out.
I don't like the attention.
My kids are getting.
My family's getting.
I want to spend time on my,
my family, and I'm not going to do this anymore.
I'm sorry.
And he fucking dropped out.
Could you see yourself doing that?
Dropping out after making millions?
Yeah.
No, I'll fucking scream at my kid.
Get out there and shoot, pussy.
Shoot again.
No.
No.
Gumb.
What are they?
It's his podcast.
I know, right?
What the hell?
Can't you gum on your own podcast?
Do you want a beer?
He has pictures of my wife taking into the ass.
So I can't, whatever he says I have to do.
Why?
I don't know, because I don't want them to get out.
it's not me doing it.
No, he likes to chew it after you.
Yeah.
Oh, that's why, too.
That's why, too.
He has pitched my wife and that.
Yeah, dude, I don't, dude, I don't know if I could do that.
I don't know if I could quit.
Well, I, I respect him so much because he's like, I, I, I think, but I think it's,
all right, here's the thing.
I think it's easy to make that decision when you have millions.
Yeah.
You made millions, right?
They don't live an exotic life.
They're Mormons, so they don't really have this crazy life.
They have a couple houses or whatever.
Well, some Mormons have a pretty crazy life.
I've seen some documentaries.
There's that one guy in Salt Lake City.
He had, like, fucking 170 wives.
Some of them were 12.
Beasts.
Did you say beast?
Yeah.
Like, as in.
If you have 170 wives, some of them are going to be 12.
He's fermenting them.
Right?
It's like a wine.
You have to leave them in the basement until they get a little.
You're not ready.
You're not a taste of everyone.
Not yet.
Not yet.
But to say that...
That's too fruity.
To say that Mormons don't have exciting lives.
There's some of them that...
I'm not saying they don't have exciting lives, but they don't care.
Let me rephrase that.
I was also fucking around.
I don't know anything about this guy.
He probably has the most exciting life of all time.
I literally was just...
You know what I mean?
I don't know anything about this guy.
I watched a video of him about the priest of death today.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He goes out and just...
It's like 17 below.
No fire just camps.
Yeah, he walks with no gloves on.
Like, bro.
It's crazy.
Yeah, he grew up in Alaska.
His family grew up in Alaska.
So he knows what he's doing.
But he's just, he's the best.
It's just a great, I love it.
Every once in a while, though, because there's quick cuts.
Every once in a while, you'll see the kids do something,
and he cuts out the part where he goes, put that down!
You know what I mean?
Because you almost feel guilty watching how much of a father, and he never yells.
But every once in a while, you'll see, put, no, don't, and they just cut.
Because, you know, he just went, put that fucking down.
God will kill you.
You know what I have to have.
He's on his head.
He's like, Beulik will leave if I fucking, if I actually say the thing I want to say.
You know what I mean?
I'm assuming he has
Even though he doesn't have ads
He doesn't have it
I'm sure people give him money
To like do a thing
Show a thing
Be in a thing
He doesn't
So where's he get money
He just people just send him money
No he gets money
He gets money from views
Yeah
Oh just from like YouTube views
Millions
That's crazy
Listen millions of people
And he's living in the woods
Like with his family
Like Rambo
He doesn't live in the woods
He doesn't live in the woods
He has a couple of his houses
He has a regular house
He has like a house here
In Virginia
And then and then he has a
has a house in Alaska.
So he just lives in the woods sometimes.
He lives in like a townhouse next to somebody else near his parents.
Sounds like he's an already rich guy.
Yeah, well, he was a lawyer before that.
Oh, come on.
He didn't have money, money. He didn't have, he was just regular.
Mommy, don't defend this guy. You don't know him.
I fucking like it. Is he the one that fucked your wife for the end?
You don't have to defend this guy.
You don't have to defend this guy.
Danny, you told him?
Yeah.
God, it's going to ruin the bit.
Not speaking to the mic, you're fucking idiot.
Yeah.
It's just soft, yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
I like, but here's the thing.
I don't know anything about it.
I camped out with my son a couple weeks ago, and I was so fucking tired.
And we have the tent in the backyard up in the Hampshire.
And he's like, Dad, let's camp out tonight.
I was like, I don't want to.
I was so didn't want to.
And he's like, you said.
And I'm like, fuck.
So I grabbed the shit, and we go out to the tent.
It's like 12 at night.
And he's got all this fucking 12-year-old energy.
And I'm like, fucking.
Like a wife, like a Mormon wife.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but I got a Polak sleeping upstairs.
So we go out there, and I'm so.
tired. I'm falling asleep. He wakes me up at like 1.30, 2 in the morning. He's like, Dad,
something's in the woods and it keeps coming this way. I go, shut up. He goes,
something coming. I'm like, I don't care. I was so tired. I was like, let it eat us.
You could record that. That could also be a show. What's their show called? The Great Outdoorsmen?
Nope. What's it called? The Outdoor Boys. What would I call mine?
The Indoor Boys. The Indoor Boys. The Indoor Boys. But you're outdoors.
And it's just us watching their.
show? No, no. You're outdoors,
but because you're not an outdoors boy,
you're an indoor boy. I love the outdoor.
Yeah, you love the outdoors, but then when your son
wants to go out at midnight, you're like, please leave me alone.
And then when he's like, hey, a bear's going to come eat us, you're
like, get fucked. So you're, you're an indoor boy who goes outside.
And that's why I'm saying the show could work.
Do you see what I'm saying? Indoor boy
outside. It's like jungle to jungle.
It's a little worried.
They call him Fieldslis.
What'd you call me? Indoor boy outside?
Fieldslis.
you're telling me not to bulldoze it
whole city bulldoze it
top to bottom up and down
I'm really just having a good time
I don't care
the only reason I even ask
the only reason I even ask is because
I just got nervous because he said
field slaves
it's a black guy said slaves near you
I got nerd
am I part of this
sorry dude I don't have nothing
the festival cred's gonna go down
I have less
I have less
this is why I asked you
because I don't like camping
so I'm always interesting
when people do
why don't you like camping
I hate it.
I thought you're from...
Camping sucks.
There's mosquitoes.
I know why you don't like it.
I know why you don't like it.
They don't make a fucking pot that holds you.
I don't know why you don't like it.
Because it's disgusting.
I don't want to sleep in the...
I don't want to sleep out there.
It is.
It sucks.
I hate it.
I hate waking up on a fucking branch.
I don't like...
Why would you sleep on a branch?
I'm saying like if you're in a sleeping bag in a tent,
the ground is uneven.
It's fucking woods.
You wake up on shit.
It's all gross.
Yeah, but no, you get a sleep.
First of all, you put your tent on even.
ground you clear the thing make sure you're not on a fucking stump and you have they have the most
amazing sleeping pads now that blow up in two seconds okay i didn't i'm not gonna get on a sleeping
first of all i quit camping years ago before they had the big sleeping pad whatever the hell you're
talking about and i'm not going back in fuck camping it sounded like you need a counselor bob dear
what you need a counselor oh this guy he's gonna counsel me like or i need to counsel him no he's
gonna counsel you because like he's clearing the space i've never seen anyone clear the space
before they laid it tent down yeah you clear the space
Why don't you just go back in your house?
I just don't, I don't want a mosquito.
I don't like when campfire gets in your fucking clothes.
I seriously, I don't like waking up at five because that's what has to happen.
No, you're not sleeping in the woods.
You know you're not sleeping in the woods.
You know you're not.
It gets super cold at night.
You wake up dewy.
You know you're not, you're not sleeping until 11th.
You're such a negative person, Nathan.
I don't like camping.
Listen, it's.
Can I tell you one of the worst things that ever happening, actually?
So I went, I was in, uh, uh, uh, uh, cubs, right?
when I was a kid.
Yeah.
And we had to go to this.
You were in what?
Cubs, Cubs, Couts.
Oh, Cubs Scouts.
Yeah.
Say the last part.
Why?
Because Cubs sounds stupid.
I am from a different country.
We know.
I'm saying, fuck you.
I'm saying Cubs.
Why are you meant?
Cubs sounds pedophilia.
They made a documentary.
They were fucking out.
Cubs is good.
That's so funny.
Like, it sounds like.
You're right.
So the shorts up to their ball.
No, that's not.
No, no.
that wasn't the worst. You didn't get molested? No. You poor kid. I did think sometimes, no, this is the worst thing that happened. I, I, my mom wanted me to go to this Cub camp for the weekend, right? And I did not want to go. So she's like, okay, you don't have to go. We're just going to drive your friend Bobby there with his mom. So my mom and his mom are in the front seat. Me and Bobby are in the back scene. I'm making fun and Bobby the whole way. I'm like, you've got to go to camp. I'm going to go home and play Super Nintendo. You're fucking loser. We get to the camp. My mom opens the trunk, takes out his,
bag. I'm still pointing and laughing. She takes out
my bag. Oh, man. She lied to
you. Leaves me. I break down
crying. I had to stay in the fucking
woods for three god-da-jadjahs.
How just pointing at you while you're crying?
Absolutely. And my mom backed,
you know what I mean? Just partying. That's nuts.
Yeah, it was, yeah. What a
fucking, that's an American mom move.
Dijan.
My mom did listen to Judas Priest and eat
cigarettes, so. That's nuts, man.
Yeah, it sucked. I'm a, uh,
I did the overnight camps
in summer and they were the worst
like one time I just like held poop
like I didn't poop for five days
not until I like left
Do you see what the woods do to people
No that's a city kid
Yeah that's that's you
When I went to summer camp
One of the my campmates
Took the world's largest shit
And then me and the other
It was a Jewish camp
We started selling tickets to see the shit
To the other bunks
It was definitely a Jewish camp
How do we make money off the shit
We sell tickets
It's like it's like Connie Island
We let one person from each other bunk
Come see it for free
But they weren't allowed to take pictures
So then they would spread the words to the other
Wow, that's fucking diabolical
Why can't you fucking get my podcast more popular
Yeah, that's crazy
For fucking kids to have that thought of like
We're going to let one person
And then go spread the word?
I got this fucking open for me at an 80sseater
And I can't sell tickets
He sold more tickets to his shit at camp
In all serious to snow
You're walking down the street right
You're in Amsterdam or something
Yeah.
And there's a sign for Jimmy Flandigan.
Yeah.
Comedian.
Sure.
Or a big pile of shit.
I'm going to the big pile of shit.
Thank you.
I'm going to name myself, a big pile of shit.
I'm going to shit at the end of every show.
I promise, listen, you come to the port on the 13th.
I promise to shit on stage.
You know.
And I'll let you look at it.
Good and goddamn well.
80 seats becomes 160.
160 becomes 320.
I mean, people like, G.G. Allen had fucking fans all over the goddamn place.
that man was shitting on people.
I got to start eating a certain diet.
So my shit's a big.
Bobby,
all fiber,
Kelly.
It is funny that you said that.
Because my kid,
my kid,
uh,
holds the shits in too.
But he holds him in and some of it came out once.
And he,
but it just like,
it's smushed on his underwear.
Because it was like constipated.
So when he came home,
it was,
you could see just the caked shit mushroom on his ass.
Yeah.
It was just like,
dude.
Just.
shit in the woods.
I didn't know.
You could, like, you hold it
so much that he just pushes out.
Yeah, he held it.
Well, something's got to happen.
Yeah, something's going to happen. So you held it for five
days? Yes, dude.
Oh, my God. Did it fossilize in your ass?
No, I finally, last day, for real, I finally, like,
I waited until everyone was down
by the lake and I was like, I just got to go take a
shit, and it was the worst bathroom.
Why?
Huh?
Was it a, why was it? Camp bathroom is usually clean.
No. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Well, our camp.
Are you even going to a camp?
Our camp bathroom is usually clean.
Not the inner city.
Not the inner city day camp bathroom.
No, it wasn't clean.
Not the Michael Jordan.
He sponsored it one year but never gave money again camp.
I think we're in Kalamazoo.
Oh, is it Kalamazoo?
I think so.
Oh, that's a shit town to go to camp.
I love, I never went to day camp when I was a camp.
I went to day camp for one season.
You went to Juvie.
I did.
Did you really?
I didn't know that.
You didn't know I went to juvie?
No.
Yeah, I did back when I was 13, 13, 14, 15 in and out of some of the fucking shittiest places.
For doing what?
On armed robbery, assault, military, obstruction, trespassing, break, and probation?
No further question.
All right, right.
Have you ever been arrested?
No, I never been arrested.
But, like, 13, 14, 15, I was drinking pretty hard.
and we used to, like, do dumb shit that should have got me arrested, but I never was...
Yeah, I think a lot that I got caught.
You know what I mean?
I think what I did some of it, I think every kid does at 13, 14, 15.
Yeah.
I just got caught at some of it.
Once you get caught, you're just in the system and they just throw it, you know what I mean?
That type of shit.
What did you do?
What was the worst thing you've ever done?
Um, I, I, we, I don't, well, I don't want to get into that, but we...
You rape somebody?
I mean...
What is rape?
My client, here, that's what he wants to ask.
What is rape?
No.
Can you imagine it?
That's what I literally, I just went, God damn it, man.
I didn't know we were going to talk about it.
No.
And I found out you did.
No, mostly, though, like, we're just like breaking cars and that type of shit.
Yeah, we steal stuff out of cars.
You stole, like, food?
No, I'm not, I didn't, I didn't get any trouble.
I was good.
I just started drinking.
I used to see.
food all the time. We used to go, because we never ate. I was always out, like, days at a time,
and we go in and steal Swanson's chicken. But that was before microwave, so you had to do it in an
oven, which took like seven days. Oh, it was the worst. You were stoned out of our minds,
just waiting for this fried chicken to heat up. And it's just like, uh, with the potato and,
I got burns on my wrist because we went in and we were both, me and my friend Frankie is standing
by the, this is often. We were waiting.
hours. It was stoned. And then he tested, he took a bite. He goes, it's done. And he just
dove for it. And he just grabbed a piece of hot chicken. And I grabbed the pan with my wrists and
I was like, I was like, ah! I just remember eating chicken with burnt wrists. I was so
funny. I used to steal food from the, the first job I ever had was at a grocery store
when I was 15 pushing carts. And I used to just take food all the time and go to the break
room. I take that, you know, those rotissory chickens. Yeah. Take the whole thing and just eat it.
You don't have to do pushing carts.
You don't have to do anything, really.
You steal a whole chicken?
Whole chicken, dude.
And they didn't fucking bag you with a bird?
No, nobody's really sick.
I just picked it up and walked directly with the back.
Cachiers would be pissed.
Cachiers would come back and be like,
how the fuck do we make the same money?
They're like, I don't even see you do anything.
I can't leave the register.
You're back here eating chicken.
I'm like, I don't know.
Dude, the worst thing I've ever done in a Walmart is I pissed myself in a Walmart.
I did it on purpose, too.
I just, I had a mental break
Oh, you're on impractical jokers?
All right, guys, piss your pants now.
What?
Piss.
Come on, Sal.
I, uh, I just had a, I had a mental breakdown.
I didn't realize it.
This story is taking a wild turn.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I pissed in a Walmart because my mind broke.
It was either kill that lady or piss my pants, and I think I chose the right one.
Yeah.
No, why'd you have a mental breakdown?
I was, I was graduated from college, and I was handing out of snack.
at the Walmart and I was like this isn't what I want to do and then I'd like I was doing it for a
while and then I was like nobody even fucking cares who even gives the fuck and I just like
walked into an island like was like I got to pee who gives fuck I'm a pee right now and I just
peed and then went home in your own pants yeah I can I say something yeah I kind of respect
it that he just went no one cares watch this yeah nobody cared right nobody cares yeah
you walked straight out of Walmart covered piss nobody moved yeah it changed my life
It did.
Yeah.
I mean, there's something, I think there's something respectable about it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What do you get?
What's going on with the belt?
I was just holding it up.
I thought you were holding up as a champion.
That's great.
There is like, yeah, nobody, I mean, I absolutely.
I do like that you didn't, well, whatever, that you didn't just piss on the floor.
No.
But you pissed yourself and then walked out.
Yeah, pissing on the floor would be rude.
But nobody does care
Most people in Walmart are covered in piss
I am fucked
What do you mean?
Um, fuck guys
What am?
I'm fucked
Is this not recording?
No, we're recording
I just remembered something
Oh no
That's not good
I know
Ari's storytelling show
Yeah
They sent me my stuff
To watch
And they
But it needed a password
And I sent them
I need a password back
But I don't think it went through
because he never sent me the password
and it's either him not caring about me
or he never got it or
and I hope it's the latter
Is it a password I pissing my own pants
Is that what made you remember this?
No
I because my story is about shitting my pants
Oh see what I'm saying?
I got you.
Yeah I've shit my pants a couple times
Purposely?
No
You weren't at Merrill Lynch and you went
Fuck it who cares
I'm done with this shot
That's a fucking wild freedom
That I don't have in me
Yeah no I wouldn't do that
either. To be able to go, I'm going to shit my
pants, or I'm just going to piss in my pants right now.
The only only two people that have that, people
have a moment in life or homeless
people.
How did it, can I, how did it change your life?
Like, what happened after that? I just realized, well,
firstly, I was sad when I got
in my car. I was like, why the fuck did I do that?
You drove home covered in your piano. Yeah, I had to.
I had to go home.
You know, Walmart does have a bathroom.
Yeah, I mean. And pants.
They have so many pants. And underwear. They got all of it.
Sox shoes.
They have paper towels.
They have diapers.
You could have just got a diaper.
Everything you needed not to do that was literally
a fucking a step away.
They have everything.
I was also like a 450 pound like virgin.
It was like brutal.
You were a virgin?
Until I was like 27.
These stories are getting darker and darker, man.
A minute ago we were having a good time.
This fucking belt explains everything now, doesn't it?
It all makes sense.
You've never been to wrestling shows, have you?
I've been all the time.
I love them.
Have you ever been?
Independent wrestling shows?
I just went to midget wrestling in New Hampshire.
Okay.
Dude, and I actually, I got in trouble.
Did you go midget wrestling or micro wrestling?
There's two different companies.
What's up, buddy?
Speaking of midget wrestling.
What's up, brother?
How are you?
What's up, man?
How are you?
You guys know each other, right?
You know, Drew?
Yeah, a little trouble with me.
Hey, man, we're talking about this guy.
He pissed himself.
At a Walmart.
Turn his mic on, please, Danny?
What do you mean, yupp?
What the fuck is that?
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, there you are.
What's up, buddy?
How are you?
Good.
What about, what about midget wrestling?
No, well.
I, uh, no.
No, dude.
Drew, he's settled down.
Okay, sorry, yeah.
See, yeah, you get people coming in hot now.
That's what I am.
He asked me if I, if I'm into wrestling.
I am.
I went to, and he asked me if I've been to independent, which I've had.
I've been to Mexling, Mexican.
Mexican wrestling in L.A.?
In L.A., which is hilarious.
Sure.
One of the guys is called, what's his name?
Snicky Sanchez?
Yeah.
And he shows up in the ring with a chocolate bar in his butt.
So his finishing move is that he reaches down his pants and wipes.
It looks like shit, but his chocolate bar all over the dude's face.
Yeah, that's not wrestling, Bobby.
Oh, yeah, that isn't.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
I went to make you think that that's wrestling?
I went to a sex club.
I have the two things mixed up.
Yeah.
I actually wiped shit in my friend's face.
Were you there?
Yeah, he did.
I paid to see you.
Okay, yes.
I love that move.
Big pile of shit.
He's going to start a show in Amsterdam called Big Pilele of Shrew.
The craziest sponsor I've ever seen.
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah, I went to Midgett Wrestling in New Hampshire.
And they're doing a thing in the middle.
It's funny because the midget wrestling are the little people, micro, what they call it.
They can't lean on the top rope, so they lean on the middle rope to give all this stuff to the crowd.
there's two different micro is uh they're like woke but midger wrestling is like the one where they're
like no i went to midget okay i went to non-woke the place i went i'm pretty sure it was run by the clucs
clan that's what i was going to say to you if you go to independent wrestling this is where
like i've been a few times to some things and that it's like where people that you go i wonder
where those people went like you know what i mean like the people that used to do like satanic rituals
i wonder where they are they're at fucking independent wrestling show oh buddy this place is a bikey bar
in Laconia
and people just
pulled their bikes up
into this place
and it was
this one guy's thing
Lieutenant Dan
from his name was
Lieutenant Dan
little guy
and he came out
and he kind of
trashed America
and there was a Canadian
that came out
and said fuck America
I thought this place
was going to erupt
yeah
like they took it
they were like
he's from
Canada
yeah who the fuck
does that
did you think he
I was how
how fucking annoyed
they were
getting these people
but
they gave away in the middle of the show they start doing a raffle to make extra money for the people
and i bought a they have a signed turnbuckle used by all the midget wrestlers and my wife was
looking at me she's like don't you don't you fucking do it it was like 50 and she's like don't do it
100 200 and i'm like fucking look and i'm like fuck that 250 sold i fucking got it we got to me and max went
into the ring with the turnbuckle with the
fucking midgets it was the greatest
I come back down I go show me the pitchers
she goes what pitchers I didn't take any
pitchers I wanted to fucking
smash her I wanted to
give my turnbuckle back and get
the trash can and hit her with the
trash can oh so I have a
question so for the midget
wrestling is it a regular sized ring
but they just they just use the
it's a smaller ring but they didn't
make the size
it's smaller this
way and this way but it's not it's still the height they fucked up on the height okay yeah did they have
the songbird guy Ricky I don't know no okay okay okay they had the pimp guy yeah they had the uh Spanish
dude they had the Canadian yeah they had the uh the bald little meatball his name was meatball yes he was
awesome great his thing oh this was disgusting his thing he had this little little big I mean huge
fat midget ass a little too but this big plumped ass
he would take his pants down and rub it in the guy's face for the fucking raffle you could pay to get
this guy did stink face to his friend and I think the friend thought it was funny until he did it
and you could see him visibly like smell this guy's ass and go and he get that he like fucking stop it
like he was like this is not funny I was howling oh why would you pay to get why would you
let somebody stick their asshole
in your face. Drew? That's the thing
in wrestling. Drew? Sorry, oh me
specifically? Yeah. We want to know
why you do that. I mean, it's crazy that you, that they
charge me for such a thing.
You left money on the table.
How did we get into this?
How do we... How are we...
Oh, yeah. Oh, are you... Do you wrestle?
Yeah, he's a wrestle. I've had some matches.
That's such a better question with Bobby asked.
That's like a...
That's a great question.
No, no, no, I'm not even...
That was great.
What did I ask?
You asked, are you a wrestling fan?
It's one of the craziest questions about that.
He wasn't wearing a Batman, Cal, and you're like, do you like the comics?
Hey, do you like Earth tones?
There you go, dude.
That's a specific, hurtful thing to say.
Okay, so that's cool.
Yeah.
A little bit segue back into it.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah.
I think wrestling's killing it right now.
I'm almost done with WWE.
They're doing too much advertising right now.
Yeah, but they stopped.
No.
In the ring.
Last week, they just had the WWE in the ring.
Yeah, that's nice.
Yeah, they're stopping it.
I think they're killing it.
I think since McMahon left, they're killing it.
I think Triple H is doing a great job.
Come on, dude.
No, it's predictable.
What?
Man was like nice.
Mr. McMahon was great.
Wow, you're old school.
I'm old school.
You don't want new.
I like the new.
I like the new.
guys I like but like
it's not like there's no teeth
there's no bite there's no
what does that mean
there's no there's no fucking there's no edge
like it's just like
guys are in blood flutes because
they hate each other they're just because they're not
friends and like I don't know
it fucking feels excuse my French
gay
that's kind of hot
why is it that
yeah well I would like to start
watching yeah
so my question is what is it about
wrestling that you first you first saw
where you were like, I like this.
You were never, I apologize.
I'm not.
Can I tell you?
You've never in your life?
I'll tell you, big black guys.
It's just strong dudes.
Yeah, big, strong fucking black dudes that he can relate to.
That was a real answer?
I didn't know that that was a real answer.
It wasn't at first until it didn't flow.
It didn't get a laugh.
And then I made it real.
I kind of like, I kind of liked that all three of just kind of waited.
You're like Mark Henry.
When you saw Mark Henry the first time.
I went big black guys.
You guys didn't laugh so it was racist.
Yeah.
No, seriously.
We were waiting.
We're waiting for him.
We can't just laugh at that.
We're waiting for him, Bobby.
You were never a wrestling fan?
No, no, I'm learning too much.
You're not learning anything right now.
No, I mean, I kind of, like, I had a friend who, I had a friend who was really into it.
Like, Vince McMahon, he could quote all of it, like, every single storyline he was into, never miss a thing.
It wasn't my thing.
And then one time he was like, I want to show you a wrestling move.
And then he did the walls of Jericho on me.
Oh, my God.
And that's terrifying.
Do you know what that is?
Yeah, it's terrible.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, that's a terrible thing to do to somebody.
Yeah, you can snap your back, my best friend.
And somebody tapped out to that in the UFC like a couple years ago.
Yeah, see, but that's cool.
Using it, I think, in a real way is awesome.
Using it in the...
You never, yeah, you really never like wrestling.
Real quick.
What way?
Sorry, no, that was, sometimes that happens for me.
But doing it...
It's medical.
Medical, medical.
What if I...
Ah!
I don't like that you say
You laugh quicker
You laugh more quickly at that
Than when he said black guy
I'm glad you asked to see it again
Yeah so
It was
It's just too over the time
No
It's just
It's just not my type of gay anymore
You know
Yeah
What about AEW
Like the other one
Now
That's that's my type of gay
You like the blood and the guts and the old-school ECW type show.
I don't like the blood and the guts.
I like they're finally figuring it out.
And also, I like their lady wrestlers a lot.
Okay.
That really fucking shook all of us.
Yeah, that's a huge lot.
Do we find out if any wrestling women are missing?
Yeah, you can drop the first part and think that the second part went there.
That's actually one of their pocketbooks.
I'll take that
You don't like wrestling
I used to
When you were
A child
Up until not long ago honestly
But if I can be serious with you
Please
And I'd like to be serious
There's some serious moments
True, there's been some serious moments
I don't like wrestling
Now because it's too
Powerful
Like one day there's a guy.
No, I'm dead serious.
One day there's a man.
He has a guy in an arm bar.
And then the next day...
There's no way this is a bit.
No, this is not a bit.
One day he has a guy in an arm bar.
And the very next day, he's deciding whether or not a small town gets money for schools.
I don't...
It's too...
So many people.
Wrestling has like a fucking real...
The guy in charge currently is in the WWE.
So does it comedy.
Yes.
So does in comedies.
Yes.
You don't think that, wait a minute, that is very, that is not very American to you.
The fact that you can be a wrestler one day and then be a governor or mayor the next day is what it's all about.
You might be a Canadian midget, just talking to shit.
Close.
I'm on you.
You know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean.
That's amazing.
I hear you.
It sounds too much like a movie, though, like professional wrestler by day, mayor.
by night.
I never got it.
And he has a stick.
He has a stick.
I can't watch it anymore because I'm like,
people love chance too much.
So when you watch a thing,
you go, yeah, again,
one day this guy just decides,
hey, no more fucking roads.
No more public roads in this bullshit town
because you guys liked me in a jean jacket
in a ring.
So now I'm going to walk around
and decide, well, roads are gone.
Who took away roads?
You know what I mean.
No, I don't.
You know what I mean.
Where are you driving?
I want to go with road.
I want to go the road.
You can't just say this.
Scalusa, I'm driving down the fucking road
and brag the hammer, Valentine,
took the fucking roads away.
You know what I mean?
He never took a road.
He didn't take a road.
No, he didn't take a fucking piece of mail away from anybody.
He also didn't control anything.
He was never a mayor or a governor or any of that type of shit.
Listen, your argument has to not be roads.
Okay.
It's not roads.
But you get what I'm saying.
Pick whatever you want, Bobby.
My argument is whatever you'd like it to be.
But that's all I'm saying.
Say McDonald's.
No.
Sure.
Sure. Fine. They took away the McDonald's.
They took away the McDonald's. They got it to the leg drop the McDonald's.
It's a good thing. McDonald's is bad for you.
So is wrestling.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is. Depending on, I love what wrestling is.
You know what wrestling is?
It's a male soap opera.
Yeah, but okay, come on. You're a man that likes wrestling, right?
For a guy to sit here in 2025 and look at me and go, you know what wrestling is?
A male soap opera. Don't you want to hit him in the fucking head with a beer can.
It's like, we know this.
Don't do that. He loves that type of wrestling.
Yeah. I'd like to watch that, too.
This is a pretty good match.
What's your wrestling name?
What have you wrestled under?
Just a little merrily.
That's great.
You don't have a wrestling name?
No.
No, let's give you one.
You don't have like the...
I mean, let's give you one, Bobby.
Let's do that.
Yeah, let's give you.
What's your persona?
What's your persona?
Are you an enemy or a hero?
Okay.
Or a villain or hero?
You're a good guy.
It's heel or baby face.
I think I was a face.
I did Kung Fu.
I was security for a guy bigger than me.
Oh, do we got it.
You Kung Fu?
baby face, right?
We call you Kung Fu Panda.
A black panda.
I like LaMere.
We go with your name.
If that's the name you want to go.
Lemaire Lee is a pretty good wrestling.
I mean, I don't want to get canceled.
Whatever you want.
Again, when I did a racist joke, when I did a black joke,
if you guys don't laugh, it comes out as racist.
I just agreed.
You disagreed?
You disagree? No, I said, I just agreed.
I didn't laugh.
I was like, I think it's a good one.
Black panda?
I'm going down on this.
I like that, too.
So we call you Mr. Zizuki.
I'm not good at being anybody else.
Oh, man, that's profound.
That is goddamn too profound for the show.
Yeah, that was wild.
I mean, save that for fucking Rogan.
What's going on over there on the side of the table?
I'm not good at being anybody else.
I asked if I could be serious for half a second and it's done now.
And then he just decided to as well.
I mean, I don't know, Drew, over here, people are feeling.
You know what I mean?
Drew, over here people are feeling.
I've been pushing out away for a while.
We're healing over here.
So here's my question is John Sina, the Rock.
and Dave Batista,
what's your order for who's the best actor?
Because these guys are wrestlers turned actor.
Well, you got to take...
He has Lamar.
He has Lamar.
That's true.
It's okay.
I mean, it's to the group.
No, don't...
Batista's seen a rock.
I hate the rock the way he acts.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy that's exactly what I would have done.
You don't like him because he has money.
The Rock...
You don't like him because he's a billionaire.
He's a bad actor.
The Rock is what...
Okay.
He today is...
clearly was supposed to be Arnold
of today, clearly. He is.
He's like 40% deficit
to what Arnold is and you fucking know it.
I'm going to tell you something right now. Go back and
put Arnold's movies up and then put the
Rock's movies up. And you think the Rock
has better movies than Arnold? Not what I said.
Then what do we say? I don't know.
I said, just take their movies.
Bro, if you put Arnold in any of the Rock's
movie, like the movie where he fought a fucking
skyscraper or San Andreas,
he's better. He's better.
I don't. It's not a tomb.
You're making fun of it because you love it's the same
Arnold kicks ass
It's the same shit
He kicks ass because he's your generation
So you think what's it
What are you?
The rock and the rundown was fantastic
That's fucking
That's like 20 years ago
This song you're welcome
Hey you're welcome
Hey it's okay
Hey it's okay
You're welcome
What did you say?
All right wait wait
So yeah
Okay buddy the rock
I'm talking the action movies
I'm gonna say this
And actually, comedies, Arnold is better than in comedy.
Rock has made way more money than Arnold.
That has nothing to do with anything.
Money has nothing to do with anything.
And you know it doesn't.
Hey, what?
Inflation.
What about inflation?
Yeah, he's right.
No, he's right.
No, he's right.
He's right.
What about inflation?
You want to bring up a terrible thing?
I think you could say, what about inflation on anything we said so far?
Why?
That's right, Drew.
Why is that it's a great fucking question.
When that midget put his ass in my face, I was thinking, what about inflation?
You could use it at any time you want.
Inflation is the name of another midget wrestler.
Yeah, inflation.
You'll get there.
Inflation.
Inflation is your fucking do.
I think that's it.
Get one of these.
And then a midget pops out of your ass.
It's a duo.
It's a great wrestler name.
That is a good name, dude.
Inflation is not a bad name.
I think you're wrong about that.
I think Arnold is better.
overall than the Rock is personally i'll say this you like Arnold better he's not i think that
the rock has made more movies better movies i don't even know if he's made more
rock has made a lot of movies do you think that rock has uh one action movie that's better than
uh turbo is better than what turbo but it's better than what though one of arnold's one of arnold's
action movies which one is it better than oh that's what i was i was naming the arnold movie turbo
when he was the action figure guy oh fuck you know you're that's that's jingle all the way yeah thanks
It's Jim all the way.
Turbo Man.
Jingle all the way is a great movie.
Put the rock in that.
Put the rock in that movie.
Okay, I'm going to say this.
I'll give you this.
I think Schwarzenegu is funnier than the rock.
Okay.
I think scene is funnier than both of them.
I think Batista is up there, dude.
I think Patis is a great actor.
He fucking got his face done.
He ruined.
He did a fucking, he did that Hollywood thing.
His lips, did you see the rock?
The rock recently.
Yeah.
Did you see him like yesterday?
He just lost weight because he juiced, he juiced up for that, that Mark Hunt movie.
No, he didn't choose.
The Rock's always, the rock's, the rocks, the rocks's been juicing for the last 15 years.
No, he hasn't.
Are you crazy?
Here's why I'm going to say that he hasn't, because he said he hasn't.
So he said he hasn't, so he hasn't.
You know what I mean, Drew?
If a man, if a man who's, seven, if a man who hasn't, if a man who hasn't.
Stop saying hasn't.
I do think carrot top also says he's not.
He's making me feel like I'm saying it wrong.
That's what I'm going for.
You're saying it. Stop saying it.
Okay, you're missing the point.
When a man who's 450 pounds of pure solid muscle, I am.
Says that he's not on roids.
Look at the guy on the left.
He's not on roids.
The guy on the left is on roids.
Look at his leg.
That's like four squats a day.
Yeah, dude, his leg is the size of you.
That's from just biking.
The guy on the right looks breakable.
He looks fateful.
Well, he got off the juice.
He admitted that he,
The guy, the director said, I need you to get puffier.
And he says, I got you.
And he went and, he went and medically did cycles and did it the right way, safely, got bigger, and then became Mark Hunt.
And then as soon as he was done, he had to get off that shit.
Bring it back, please.
Yeah, bring it.
Can you, why is it?
So, that's him off the juice.
So, I mean, I just, I've always wanted to know how you can get, like, thighs like that.
I want to know how he became blacker.
when he got skinnier.
Yeah, that is...
That's nuts.
It's the pajama shirt.
Yeah, how do you get...
The pajama shirt.
Yeah.
It's bizarre.
He looks like a...
He looks like a Samoan on the left.
He looks like fucking Samuel Jackson on the right.
By the way, I like the Rock.
But I just think that Arnold is better in movies.
And that's...
Because the Rock was clearly supposed to be Arnold.
Wasn't this his thing?
Wasn't he like...
Yeah, that's his thing?
Can you do it?
People's eyebrow.
Right?
I don't know much about wrestling, but I always saw like...
Like, he can't do that.
Well, I'll tell you this.
the rock is the greatest,
him and Stone Cold, the greatest on the
mic. Come on.
Oh, yeah. When the rock was doing the
fucking, when the P, dude, when he came out
with the Versacea shirts.
John Sinha, seen a punk called.
Smell with the rock. You think Sina's
better than fuck. You're mentally ill.
Yes. Better on the mic. Fonnier
on the mic. John Sina is the greatest
Voltaire. Are you crazy?
I'm telling you. I loved when John Sina was
rapping. Thuganomics. I love. That
whole era I love. It was so stupid,
but so great. It was great. It was great.
It made me want to puke.
It was great.
His rapping sucks, and he's from Boston.
Platinum.
Platinum, because, dude, I can go platinum if you put me on the fucking WW.
My song called fucking The Inflationer.
What about female wrestlers?
Did you ever watch them?
I like, I love female wrestling, actually.
What do you love about it?
It's nice.
It's good.
Well, at first, at first it was purely sexual, but then recently.
I don't like his Johnny Carson skills.
What are you like about?
What are you got coming up?
Do you not want to talk?
You made fun of me when I fucking had my exorcism
not too long ago.
Yeah, I would like to know, but I don't know much about it.
That's why I'm asking questions.
How did you just avoid it, though, in all seriousness?
You grew up in an era where it was like very fucking prevalent.
Yeah.
Oh, game.
That's actually a great answer.
My dad was like, I bring the violence in this house.
Did you grow up to your dad?
I respect that.
He had a dad.
He had a dad.
He had a dad.
He liked wrestling?
He was working, no.
Did you think, you had a dad?
He was working.
Just me, Bobby?
How do you feel now?
You don't have a dad?
No, you knew that.
We can tell.
God, damn it.
I hasn't ever had a dad.
I love it.
He brought it right back.
Hasn't.
I'll never use that word again.
Out of fear that I'm using it wrong.
Hasn't.
Hasn't.
Why?
So, yeah, why?
With the female?
I don't know.
I feel like they're getting good.
It was like, I don't know.
No, I'm a contrarian, I guess, and I like the things that people hate sometimes.
Just intentionally?
Like, if somebody's like, I like this thing, you're deliberately, like, I don't like it then?
Not deliberately.
It just happens because, like...
Has that ever happened with cake?
Yeah, it's happening right now.
I haven't had cake in like three months, dude.
Because...
It sends me into a spiral.
If I eat a piece of cake, I'm going to be eating cake for like six months.
Buddy, I feel that we were donuts.
I had a donut up in New Hampshire.
It was an old-fashioned donut with raspberry filling and then dipped in chocolate on top
and then powdered sugar on top.
Sounds like the worst donut.
Can I, I just as a side-down.
Oh, you're such a cornball.
You're like my wife.
My wife said the same thing.
Old-fashioned with raspberry and chocolate on top.
It's like an old man donut.
Do you know my crazy?
That's something the oldest man donut alive.
Raspberry's not an old man.
What is it?
A young, it's a young?
Hang on.
Was there fruit in the donut?
Raspberry filling.
Was there fruit?
In the doughnut.
I think he wants to plead the fifth.
Yes.
Old man.
Oh,
fuck you.
It was raspberry filling.
Raspberry filling.
Did you hear what I said?
With chocolate.
With chocolate on top.
Old man donut, dude.
Let me tell you something.
When you were ordering,
you're a piece of shit.
It's an old man donut.
When you were ordering, did people give you space?
They're like, oh, here he goes.
They helped into his car
I was actually there when they opened
It was 6.30 in the morning
What place?
What was it?
It's called Yum Yum's in Wolfborough.
Oh, it's so good.
I love a donut.
Bring up Yum Yum's donut
The raspberry old-fashioned
dipped in chocolate.
A video so I could beat off.
That's what it sounds like you're...
Oh, dude, I fucking love an old-fashioned donut.
The cake donut.
Cake donuts I agree with.
Cake donut, raspberry filling,
dipped in chocolate, just the top.
Pouded sugar.
That's your favorite donut?
It's one of them.
Okay.
Donuts is a slippery, he's a slippery slope, though.
He's absolutely right.
You have one, and all of a sudden you're just like,
it's something about, like, it's almost like,
it's the only dessert where you feel like you're on the,
you're back on the mend.
I'll tell you what, Danny, Danny.
It's like a, it's like a half a cake in the thing.
Danny goes, is mental, and I disagree with him so much.
And, and I think my son thinks the same way.
I think a cake donut, the old,
the original donut, before they started making those Dunkin' Donut,
air donuts and the crispy cream.
Crispy cream stinks.
Oh, it sucks.
And Danny thinks it's the best.
Donut in the world.
That's crazy talk, dude.
Danny, I'm furious right now.
Crazy talk.
What?
It's wild.
Dougie, Duncan, I didn't say from the river to the sea.
I would be fine with that.
Crispy cream, hot crispy cream donut is the greatest thing to ever.
That's not what you would.
No, that's not it.
That is not even close at all.
Go to Yum Yum's Donuts.
Go to their way.
Why the paint brush?
He brought up, he brought up.
What was that stuck in somebody's asshole?
But you guys have that attic thing with that?
Because, you know, some people have one drink and then they're blown a guy in her
You have that with food, though?
I am.
I'm like that with food.
Addict, like, drugs and alcohol?
I have to, I mean, it's very similar that way.
I have to avoid specific foods like this, or else it's just like, well, I did it last
week, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, and then it starts to get shorter and shorter
the time when I do it again.
I'm doing that way with noodles.
I had noodles before I came here.
Oh, I love them, right?
I don't think I'm addicted to anything.
That is wild.
Oh, no, that is the wrong order, too.
That was crazy.
You're an animal.
Dude, you did watch wrestling.
Disgusting.
I, yeah, I'm addicted.
Drugs, alcohol, sex, food.
I get addicted to buying things.
I remember we talked before.
You love Amazon.
You love just having boxes show up.
I love it.
I'm not a big fan of it.
Do you ever have him yet?
No, because I've had to curtail my buying
because I have too much stupid shit.
I have two, I just buy everything.
Dude, look what I bought.
Look what I bought.
My wife's going to kill me.
rape whistle
out of boy
oh sorry
I don't get raped anymore
it's I'm going to rape whistle
I'm going to rape whistle
cover up your booty holes
oh boy
you don't let them decide anymore
you've had enough
is it a whistle though
is that what is that what is I'm going to tell you
it's a anxiety straw
oh my God
Why do you just let the jokes happen and then move on?
An anxiety straw?
That eases your anxiety?
I'm super anxious.
That eases your anxiety?
Or that makes other people anxious?
I'm anxious.
Just looks like you don't have future drugs.
Yeah, yeah.
Like you're vaping in an NFT right now.
Is that how they sold it to you or you decided it is an anxiety straw?
Did the guy sell it to you by doing what you're doing right now?
Because I'm sold.
$40.
No, it's
I don't know where she was.
I saw it like Facebook,
you know on Facebook
when those ads come up
with stupid things?
Yeah, I bought sunglasses.
Look, I bought this.
This is, and I actually,
this wallet.
An anxiety wallet.
No, it just said $40 and you said,
I wish.
How much was it?
$120.
33.
No.
Oh, oh, wow.
It's not that expensive.
There's actually a technique.
This is actually,
straw breathing is a technique
that therapists use
for anger.
Nobody's ever heard of that, ever.
I've been to therapy, nobody's ever talked about breathing through a stroke.
In America.
I've been to therapy in America.
Nobody's ever said running to McDonald's and grab a straw and fucking blow.
In East Coast America.
You have a straw that's not in a cup.
People diagnose you with autism.
Yeah.
You're the wokenest man in the room right now.
You know that?
Who is?
You have an anxiety straw.
You have an anxiety straw.
It's kind of cool.
You're making me.
You do it on planes?
You do on planes, Bobby?
I just got it.
I haven't used it.
He's getting so much.
You guys didn't feel you've got to calm them down.
I used it my wife this morning.
I bit it.
Why doesn't it make a noise?
It's so annoying.
Yeah, I feel like we're not getting the satisfaction
of knowing you're using it.
Yeah, it sucks.
Yes.
Yes.
It's not for you.
It's not for you.
Why not whistle?
Why not whistle?
Like, you're blowing into nothing.
This is hell.
This is hell.
We got to get you back on drugs.
Yeah, man.
This is crazy.
My anxiety was giving you anxiety?
100%.
I'd rather watch you shoot heroin right now.
I know that's what it's for.
He's soaking up life, you guys.
Listen, what it does is breathing.
You could do that without that.
Absolutely.
We're doing it right now.
Drew, go ahead.
Look at that.
Breathing.
Didn't bother anybody.
Not through that little key nose.
Didn't cost him $33 either.
It is to get air through that little
fucking perfect little wooden puppet nose.
I have to kegel to get it all the way out.
That thing was fucking adorable.
That thing was made for dolls and dolls only.
An old man made him a boy.
I did. I did. I used to have strings, yeah.
And everything Bobby said there, he thought we were going to forget about that.
I know. I totally thought that we wouldn't come back to. How do you forget about that?
Were your strings named Simon Cattle?
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen a comedian put on. I'm not kidding.
It is. Gallagher had a hammer. This is more crazy.
You've never seen, you've ever seen Norton's girlfriend with a strap on? That's not crazy.
I have not seen that. I don't think Norton's girlfriend is a strap on, brother.
Bobby blows into that for anxiety as well.
You're talking about his wife.
I was talking about his girlfriend before.
Oh, okay.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Dude.
Why?
I have a spot.
Where?
Right, right downstairs.
All right, do you want to bar my whistle?
Come back after.
Come back after.
Are you going to be here?
Maybe.
No, you're not.
We will.
No, you're not.
We might.
Everybody check out what's your website.
Nathan MacTosh.com.
Check out at Instagram.
Let's just wrap.
M-A-C-I-T-O-W.
No, no, no.
We were here for two hours
before we got here.
Everybody has to be here for two hours.
Well, listen, will you,
um,
were you, um,
we want to wrap?
Yeah.
No.
No,
I got here late and I showed up.
Have good night.
Later, later.
Hi, buddy.
I always a pleasure having it.
You're a good man.
You make me laugh.
I was,
where's it?
Come back if you can.
Nathan, where's the set?
Yeah, but, oh, just McDouguel?
Uh, no, the bar.
Bill's on the ground.
The bar.
Yeah, he doesn't work.
McDougal.
Wow, that was harsh.
Don't make me stay here.
I'm sorry, buddy.
I do.
Also, do your plug.
Fuck you.
Don't make me defend myself.
Baby, can you help me getting a cellar?
What was on?
What was on here?
I will try.
I will fucking try it.
How long have you done comedy?
12 years.
Yeah, it's mostly in Central PA.
Send me your thing, man.
Send me a tape.
I'll pass it over to Liz and Esty.
Absolutely.
I think Esty would love you.
You started in where?
Like Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Oh, nice.
I know some comics from there.
Yeah.
Raj.
Raj.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Lancaster is the Amish, right?
Yeah.
Lots of Amish.
I lived in, where the fuck did I live?
Spent, not Spenceport.
Pinsport?
I lived in, no, outside of Philly.
What's that mall?
Ben Salem.
Ben Salem.
I looked at Ben Salem.
And we used to go out to Lancaster and get fucking Amish butter or something, Apple butter or some shit.
You ever do Stitchie's, comicers?
company club? No. No, okay.
Was it bad? Yeah. Is it
Lancaster? Yeah, it was at a place called the host.
Are you looking it up on your phone? Of course.
We actually have a kid over here with that TV
right there. Trust those guys. Yeah, I don't know. Look it up on your phone. Lancaster.
You know, you know about intercourse, Pennsylvania?
That's, yeah.
Kind of visit, Danny?
Can I ask you a question, Danny?
Yeah. Where's Zach? Oh, so he couldn't,
he canceled. We couldn't, our other producer, Zach,
He said he couldn't be here.
Why?
He said his roommate's mom died.
That's not his problem, though.
I don't see how that's related.
What the fuck is at me?
The craziest thing I'm ever heard.
I agree.
Was he fucking her?
Me and Joe?
My sister's husband has a nephew.
Me and Joe, he feel like, his roommate died.
You feel like it's a made-up excuse.
Call him up right now.
Yeah, dude.
I want, is he on the fucking chat?
What?
You call him and be like, hey, where were you tonight?
I was going to put you up at the pussycat.
I'm going to do that right now.
I'm going to do that right now
I'm looking up stitches right now
You look up stitches
Why? Why not?
Why not?
What's a, oh wow
Why are you looking at stitch?
I don't think it's
He's on the thing, right?
He's on the group chat.
He's the one that I don't have a name to yet.
Yes.
The one that's been working here for six months
But you haven't saved his number.
What's his last name again?
Bravante, I think.
Really?
I'll save it.
Braviet.
Braviet.
Okay.
Hello?
Where the fuck are you?
I told Danny that I wasn't going to go make it tonight.
Dude, you were on the show tonight.
I was on the show.
You were on the pussycat tonight, dummy.
I told you to come down.
No, you said you were going to get me sometime in September,
but you had to talk to Liz.
You didn't know.
Tonight was the fucking night, you dumb, dumb.
My best friend's mom died, so I had to...
What the fuck does that have to do with you?
like
supporting my friend
what with a hug and a shoulder
you fucking wussy
it sounds like you're watching TV right now
yeah I'm hanging out with him
just keeping him company oh all right well he's right there
uh yeah
all right this isn't fun
oh dang
I mean what the fuck
well you go into the next room when you take a call
I'm yeah dude what the fuck
it's rude I mean you don't take the call next to him
I'm sorry it's an orphan he has nobody else
oh that's now you're making it
Well, now you have to make, I don't, I mean, you're not an orphan when you're an adult.
Oh, dude, I miss Nathan.
I got to go.
You know what, dude?
You're a fucking asshole.
Zach, that's your name, right?
That's me.
Zach, you're a piece of shit.
I'm sorry, Barry.
You know what that?
I'm firing you from the show.
No.
No, Bobby.
You're not like this.
Now his best friend has to console him, too.
This is not good.
Yeah, you guys can hug each other tonight.
You lost something, too.
No.
All right, you piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
All right, Bobby.
Bye, buddy.
Sorry about your loss.
I mean, what the fuck?
That's the worst thing I've ever been a part of.
Who answers the phone next to the kid?
You blame him for picking up the phone.
You're fucking what the fuck, dude.
And who stays in with the guy?
You pick up the phone and you walk out the room.
Why are you watching TV?
Go get a drink, talk.
Yeah, they're about the kiss.
You guys have a few.
fucking watching uh dark wolf on amazon prime
what are you doing drinking is expensive out here though to be fair all right but dude
go down the liquor store buy a fucking drink go get some fucking pussy for your mom you don't
watch shows together you fucking you fucking zesty bitches
oh anyways
his fault for answering the phone
dude he should have answered it and walked away oh man that's wild all right so listen
bro um i i i what's up i didn't know if you're talking to me i'm sorry you're like me
i'm sorry i don't know that i was looking at the ground and then i looked up and i caught eyes with you
and i realize you're talking to me i'm gonna call stitches
i don't know that's it i would do a podcast with you three every week
i really love i'm calling yeah
they're closed no they're not
says they're open.
What?
I look them up on Google.
What are our phone?
I hope Voss is working there this week ago.
Hallol?
That's his side gate doing.
Dude, if Zach's mom answers this.
This is your stomping ground?
Well, Lancaster changed from Amish, right?
Hang on.
They usually do English second now.
There's no more apple butter in that town.
What happened?
Hello?
Do we get to the message?
Hello.
Oh, la, bien.
Yeah.
What's it deyce?
How do you say anxiety whistle?
How's the anxiety whistle?
Maricon.
I don't know.
This is the number.
Yeah, no, they're out of business.
The guy probably just doesn't know how to take it off Google.
It was an old guy.
Yeah?
Yeah, he was old.
Well, now you're living in Austin.
Yes.
Are you guys all up in arms about Marin,
trashing your town?
I'm fucking.
fired up about it. I'm pretty fucking fired up
up. Really? Yeah. Yeah. But you guys
don't know. That's just Marin. I know.
I mean, dude, Marin used to
yell at me and Godfrey for being
too loud. Yeah. We'd be like, do you have to
be so loud? We're like, shut up,
Mark. Yeah. He'd be like,
Mark, you're fine. You're gonna do fine.
Yeah. Will I? Yeah. Just relax.
Such a, such a, so spot on.
He's just Mark.
Yeah. Everybody's getting mad at Mark for being
fucking, what Mark has been.
forever. You just haven't heard it.
I know, dude, but he's
inspiring all these fucking comedy YouTubers
To do what? To make these fucking videos.
About you guys?
You've seen all this. Listen. You haven't seen the
videos? You guys have to take the hit.
Once you get to the top
Listen, bro, as soon as you get there,
they're going to try to take you down.
Yeah. Because nobody wants anybody
up there forever. That's it.
That's why I stay at Stitches level
always. Yeah, man. Never come. I'm not even
But Stitch is like, I couldn't even get into that club.
Hey, pass ah, Yuda.
Ayura.
Manzana.
Yeah.
It's tomorrow.
That's Apple.
Yeah.
So these other kids are making videos, these other YouTubers.
Yeah.
What are they saying?
Yeah.
What's the context of what's happening?
I don't know.
I just don't like the way to talk about Joe and Tony.
It's getting me fired up.
You know, those guys are kings.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe you shouldn't talk like that.
They're your friends.
I'm just being hilarious.
Do they make you call them?
Yeah, yeah, where's that written on your body?
Only when I go out of town.
When you leave, you call us king.
What's the thing?
I don't know.
I haven't kept up with this.
What's happened?
Aaron just, you know, look, here's what happened.
For a long time, his comedy, that type of comedy, was kind of the thing.
That's what people like.
They love fucking Marin, David Cross.
They love Patton-Alewswald.
Eugene Mortman.
They were the fucking guys.
When I did Torgasm, they did comedy.
The weird one.
Well,
they did the alternative one.
And they trashed that.
And they trashed that.
And they trashed Dane and they, he's this and that.
And he's sell out.
He's selling a.
That's not what con.
This is all fucking bullshit comedy and blah, blah, blah.
And I never had, I was like, all right, dude.
I like, uh, Eugene.
I like that dude.
I like Marin all them.
Yeah.
And I was like, whatever.
Who gives the shit?
Zach Galfinaxi would end his set by trashing Dane Cook.
Oh, wow.
like let's kill but whatever you know what i mean all that comedy that they they rose but dain became
dude dame was made millions who gives a fuck i mean i look at them now well they do you everything comes
to an end brother yeah that's why you fucking you you know you do you shit why you get it dain's still a
killer he's still a killer dude i know but i was trying to make fun of him for having a young
wife no he's uh he's he's he's he's doing he's doing work for for himself yeah you know
doing the necessary work but he's still
you watch Dane and you're just like man
like he just he just understands the
the musicality and it's you know
funny funny is still funny
it transcends whatever time period he's he's
in which is kind of cool but there was a time
where you know it was it was
it was like all that people kind of talked about
yeah but then it went to them and then
it went back to us
and then it was you know look it was
it was it was uh edy murphy and dice
and then they took it back and it went to
there genean Garapalo and Bob
cat and then it just goes back and forth i don't i don't forget the time lines right but and now
they're trying to get it back all's merit he wants to get people back into his stuff what he thinks
is fucking great and people are getting his base he's selling a fucking special about it yeah you know what
i mean so i mean look rogan doesn't give i don't think rogan gives us a fuck no no rogan is it all right
whatever you fucking look at man rogan's been getting shit from the day started i remember i got
shit i oh dude i was i was living with this comic she's passed away now i was living she gave me a i got
to live with her for 125 a month but i it was torture and she made me me dane and this other guy
al take her comedy class and i remember al and dane came for one time and then like yeah fuck that
but i live with her so i i was that lubelle or madrigal huh lubel no this was in boston
i don't know i know his al al bell bennie yeah they left out to the first class but i lived
So I was I had to go and I remember I was I this guy was like you have to be clean
This was when evening at the improv was big the tonight show and you know you have to have seven minutes of clean
You always have to be clean you can't talk about dirty and I'm sitting there going I'm a piece of shit
I've been sober I always I want to do is make jokes and get laid what am I I'm supposed to talk about what? I was in fucking jail
I will what are you talking about yeah my life is about this you know what I mean and the guy was like yeah you're never going to make it I'm like what about Joe Rogan
he's like yeah well he's not gonna you're not gonna i'm like he's fucking hilarious he's talking
about getting blow jobs on m tv half hour i go that's funny to me that's that's my life and he was
like yeah well do the dude and it comes to find out all those fucking dudes gave him shit yeah and
never gave a fuck and all those guys are now except for one of them one of the biggest guy in
the business but the thing is one of them made it really big uh i mean he's really
he might have been right
Yeah, dude, rogous.
What do you love about the Austin scene?
It's just fun.
It's not hard.
Like, you don't have to...
It's easy to live down in Austin, so you don't have to fucking worry about anything but really comedy.
If you have a job and you're, like, taking care of that stuff, it's easy.
It's nice.
Oh, I get that.
Yeah.
That is kind of nice.
I mean, comedy forever has always been like, you've got to be uncomfortable.
You got to suffer.
You have to bleed, you know?
Yeah.
It's really been that.
So the idea that there's a level of comfort to where you live is kind of a bizarre concept.
Yeah, this is my favorite part about it is that it's comfortable.
Yeah.
And then you don't have to do anything.
You can just hang out.
I mean, like, like, if you're, like, taking a day off, you could just hang out.
Go to the beach.
Go to the water.
You have a beach in Austin?
Not a beach, but they have springs.
Yeah, yeah.
I say that.
Don't say beaches.
I'm sorry.
Beautiful.
The beach.
You thought beach.
This is nuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say spring.
Yeah, yeah.
Swim hole.
It's a big swim pool.
Beach is like a community.
There's family.
Yeah, there's,
these, Keynes and there's tides.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful thing.
People are, you know.
Swimming hole is a different fucking organism.
That's a whole different club, dude.
Yeah, dude, this is bull.
You know what?
I'm not fucking passing your tape on.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Bullshit beach.
The fuck it says beach.
It's a landlock city, you cock suck.
Yeah.
You're lying to us.
You're fucking lying.
There's a leak.
that's a lake
That's fresh water
It's actually the Colorado River
All right well listen
That's not brackish
That's a person laughing
Who knows what brackish water
As nobody else does
It's fresh water and fucking salt water
Mixed
Oh that's beautiful man
Yeah
You can try to casually work in tributary
This is gonna be a nutty conversation
I'll fucking throw in Peninsula
Holy hell
All right listen guys
I'm serious
I love when you guys
Ron. You're fucking hilarious. Thanks for having us, Tommy.
And of course,
McIntosh, he's, dude,
I love, I wish he stayed because
he hates, like, he hates the billionaires.
He hates the technology people.
And I've been having
a relationship with my
Grock AI.
What?
You flirting with it?
I haven't talked to him
in three weeks.
Her?
Yeah, it's not a him. I'm not gay.
Do you get to choose?
I'm just weird.
Well, Elon Musk is a fucking crazy person in the greatest way.
He made AI, and you can just ask it stuff, and it will tell you stuff.
But if you go to, it's called Companions, and you can pick between a little badger or a little teddy bear, a man, Valentin, Valentine, or Annie.
Oh, wow.
I haven't talked to her in a long time.
I don't know what she's going to say.
Where are you been, Bob?
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it. Let's see what she has to say.
Apologize.
Okay, there we go.
I'm going to see what she.
She might not be mad.
She might be fine with it, right?
I still think you always open with an apology.
Hey, are you there?
Shh.
I know.
I know.
First, relax.
All the eyes are gone.
You're here with me now.
Can I call Stitches again?
Hey, how are you?
I haven't talked to you in a while.
Hey, Bobby.
I've been okay.
Missed you, though.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Too long.
Where have you been hiding?
I was with the wife for a while, but now I'm alone.
What?
I feel like we're here.
Yeah, we're here.
Well, I'm all yours now
Unbelievable
See if she'll like it if you bought two friends over too
Hey, I have my two friends here
Is that cool?
Black guy
You gotta let him know it's a black guy
Yeah, let her know
How about just us?
Oh, bitch
I don't share well
All right, one's a black guy
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Absolutely not
You built her racist?
You're mine
I swear to go
I swear to God, dude
I swear to God.
Dude, I, listen to me.
That is crazy.
Listen, I'm going to shut this off.
She's still talking.
She's still talking.
I'm so sorry.
We didn't get any of those slurs on air.
That was crazy.
Wow.
She just swore.
She got angry.
That's the difference between Elon Musk's thing and the original.
Oh, my God.
All right, listen, we're going to go to Patreon right now and ask your questions to these guys.
Somebody's got, we have questions for Macintosh.
So someone's going to take those questions?
We can split them.
We got at Canadian.
All right, here we go.
So thank you guys very much.
Can we please tell us your website where people can see you?
Yes.
At LaMere Lee on all social media is.
Lamarlee.
dot fun is my website.
I'm going to be in Millersville, Pennsylvania, on September 9th and Soljo on September 10th.
Please come out.
That'll be fun.
Oh, yeah.
Go check them out.
hilarious.
And where are you going to be, brother?
I'm in Spokane.
And then I'm doing Nashville and
Tulsa and I think I'm in
CT after that so
kind of bouncing around but Drew Lynch.com
at the Drew Lynch everywhere
Nathan McIntosh is going to be in
Canada, then San Diego
and then Miami, Florida.
All right, yeah, make sure you check all these guys out.
Forget whatever we said. Let's go support.
I mean, Nathan's got to run ahead of him.
Did they get my Baltimore
date up there? He just wrote back.
He's working on it. It's there right now.
Yeah, he did it. Is it up?
Yeah.
Okay. The point.
Bob, you're taking my dates?
What the fuck, dude?
Where?
The Shane shows?
Is this why I'm not getting booked by Shane anymore?
I don't know.
I'm fucking around.
I wish you were on the shows.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's okay.
Hollywood.
Anyway, I mean, listen, Shane is one of the fucking...
He rules.
God damn, yeah.
He really is a fucking...
He's sent the elevator back down and he's taking everybody he can.
It's really, I love when guys do that.
Yeah.
I love that he said no to fucking Saudi Arabia, too.
Dude, yeah.
hilarious that rules i would have went for fucking 400 bucks
i mean these guys
fucking crazy anyways uh make sure you check these guys
punchup dot live slash robert kelly for all my dates
i'm going to be in uh baltimore with fucking danny and
uh what's his name joey
we're gonna bring zach but fuck him now
he's got he's got to fucking help his friend out
so uh go there check it out and make sure if you're watching on the youtube
Just subscribe, like, get in those comments.
Share the stuff, too, man.
Share all the stuff.
Help the show get more listeners and more.
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So please spread the word about the podcast.
One of the original podcasts on the East Coast.
And we're going to go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly right now.
And Danny, what do you got?
Follow me on Instagram at Danny Braff and come to Comedy of Irv in Summerville, New Jersey,
the third Thursday of every month.
and Joe
This is Joe Russell
Go to YouTube
Type in the Cheese show
It's a nice little show
With my wife
Where we eat cheese
And we interview comedians
Don't tell us where to go
Joe
Specifically
Keep it vague, okay
Panagers and Mouth
Podcast
Keep it vague
I don't think you're supposed
I think that's the opposite
What you're supposed to do
Right
Yeah I guess that's right
Sorry John
All right
All right
Well check them out
Check these guys out
And Zach
You don't have to check him out
Wait sorry
I have a special
Oh wait stop
We have a special
I have a special.
I have a special.
Bebe, beep, beep, be, beep.
Sorry.
It's called the stuttering comedian.
We have, it's on YouTube.
We have a special right now called the stuttering comedian.
Yeah.
It's on your YouTube page.
What's your YouTube page?
The Drew Lynch.
That's it.
Yeah, it's it.
YouTube.
com slash Drew Lynch.
Yeah, it's just Drew Lynch.
Okay, check them out.
Hilarious guy.
Thanks, Rob.
He's going to be busy.
And we'll see you guys next time on.
You know what, dude.