Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #640 | Na'im Ali & Dru Montana

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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because I'm running a little late. I apologize. Danny, who do we got? We have from the Do Rag and the Deer Tag Podcast. We have Naima Lee and Drew Montana. Now, what's up, guys? How you doing? What's up, Bobby? Did you forget our names, or does he always do that? He always does it.

Okay. Just in case I forget your name. Yeah. No. I don't know. No, not at all. And everybody says that every time because comics are so insecure. Danny told us the backstory before you got here, too.

What's that? He said that he booked the show, and then you go, who are those guys? And you go, the guy with moth teeth. And you go, oh, yeah, I remember that guy. The funniest thing ever said on this show by Yamanika that made me, still I think about it. Yeah, same. And let me tell you, I've had everybody on the show.

I'm talking the funniest motherfuckers and still makes me laugh when I'm at an airport, late at night, before I go to bed. You see a moth. I see a moth, any type of bat, anything with wings. I think of when Yama's had fucking moth. And then the funny part, when we brought up the fucking moth, and we looked at your silence of the lamb mouth. God damn it, that was funny. I didn't get a word in for, like, the first 20 minutes of that pot.

I was nervous. You know what I mean? My first time in here, and you guys had a rapport already, and you're arguing about the fucking tech wasn't working. And I opened my mouth for the first time 20 minutes in. And she goes, no, no, no, no. Your teeth look like fucking mothlings. Pull the picture up.

What the fuck? I don't think I spoke. Why did he pull the picture up? It was crazy. And let me say, I've been asking them to pull stuff up for years and they never do. That night. They pulled that up. It was up like I was fucking CNN.

It came up. I mean, these guys. It came up so fast. It graphics made already. Oh, my God. Yamanique is funny, man. She rules. She fucking rules.

I mean, she talks. Yeah. But it's funny. I reminded her of that at Skank Fest. And I didn't even really have to remind her. As soon as I went up to her, I was like, we met before at Bobby's thing. And she goes, yeah, yeah, mothwing teeth. Yeah.

Has it stuck with people? People still commenting all my shit to this day. Yeah. It's like a podcast I've done once. I've done, not to say it like that, I've done bigger shows and done better. I've done well on those ones, though.

All right. Don't get your fucking teeth, I'm going to fly away. Yeah, I mean, still to this day. People love that one. Turn the lights down so his teeth unattracted. Get the zapper up. Dude, me and you have never done this.

No, no, it's my first time meeting you. Where are you from, bro? Philly? Philly. Ah, shit. Yeah, you know it. Another Philly. I hope y'all fucking lose tonight.

Were you a Knicks man? First of all, the Celtics are out because of you guys. Oh, yeah, we got you out of here. Oh, Celtics fan. Yeah, man, I'm from Boston. You guys pulled some hijinks. Yeah, we got y'all over. That was long overdue, though.

We owed you guys won. Oh, come on, dude. Y'all got too many white motherfuckers on that team. I was the white Celtics, dude, shooting threes. They were shooting threes. I couldn't believe it. I reminded me when the 80s. Yeah, right.

When the white Celtics ruled the fucking world, man. We had those white dudes just acting black, but they were white. Larry Bird never did. They said Larry Bird used to say nigger. Back when you could. I think you could in the 80s. Am I crazy? Am I lying?

Is that okay back then? If you play basketball, professionally. If you play basketball. If you were in NBA, you could say it. NBA professionally. And you had to have his stats. Yeah, right. Yeah, when you average 30, you can kind of say whatever you want.

Yeah, when you win the three-point competition two years in a row, you get a lot of end passes. He can say whatever you want. But he said, this is the thing. I feel like Larry Bird is just so underrated. They always go MJ, LeBron. They never go to Larry Bird. Never.

And all those guys are like, dude, you can't fuck with Larry. Yeah. He used to call his shots. Like, he would tell people what he was going to do and do that shit. I think a lot of it was. was Larry Bird didn't have like the, if you watch his highlights, it's very good. It's very exciting. But he didn't have like the dunks and the high flying shit that like kind of puts you on the

poster for stuff. We're like, if you watch Larry Bird highlights, to me it looks like, you were like, well, you didn't have a dad. You didn't have a dad either. But when you play your dad. He had dads. They just weren't there all the time. So I got locked up.

It's all right. He was there. She was that. Mine was a Vietnam vet. He was a little fucked up, man. He was a Vietnamese guy. He didn't play basketball. What are you saying?

You had a dad and you still turned out like this. And he hung out with me and we played basketball in the driveway. And what I'm saying is Larry Bird did shit. We're cool and you're not. I thought we were going to be friends after this, finally. No, Larry Bird did shit in the driveway that like your dad would do to you when you were seven. He'd like... What, molest you?

What did your dad do? Pull out your ding-dangs, son. I want to show you what that does. He just made it gay to him a dad. Not gay, Dad. It's the straightest thing you can do. Straightest that.

No, you had a fucking stepdad. That's gay. I'll tell you was not straight. Those chomper's you had there. No, no, no. God damn, bro. We're not doing that right now. That's Yamanika joke.

Sorry, you're right. We're friends. We're friends, dude, and I apologize. No, you don't. You're a piece of shit. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. I apologize.

Sorry. Hey, Dan, did you get the off I asked for? No, Larry Bird You got it all wrong. Larry Bird, no look, pass. That's what I'm saying. That's shit you do to your five-year-old son. Like the fake layup and put it behind your back.

Larry Bird's highlights were fucking incredible, man. No look past. He would three-point. He would fucking fake somebody. These guys were, they were afraid of this white dude that couldn't jump. You know how much better you have to be to be that good

and not be able to jump. or fucking dunk. How much better you have to be to have the respect of all those people. That's more so craftiness. Magic Johnson, fucking Kareem. You had fucking Dr.

Jay. When you watch Magic's highlights, he kind of looks gay. He kind of looks like a guy that's gay. He like jumps when he passes and like this sometimes like over his neck. He was flashy. He is flashy. He always smiled at the camera when he passed off. It's not a note. look stuff and he'd smile.

That's gay. Yeah, he played flamboyant basketball. He's flamboyant. You're like, that guy got AIDS, no way. That's why we didn't know. That was like 80s, 90s gay. We were all used to like 40s, 50s gay, 60s gay. But they just were like, you can say.

They just danced a little bit. We weren't into like, hey, girl. Crazy you remember 40s and 50s. 40s and 50s gay is crazy. You don't remember 40s and 50s gay? Fuck, though. What you got killed for it? Back in the 40s.

Where you got. It was super illegal back then, I think. Yeah. Wasn't it illegal to be gay? It was frowned upon. I don't know, dude. I have no idea. What was the thing you were telling me about gay people earlier?

What? You like them or something? That's fucked up. No, no. You said something about... Could you imagine if he was gay how frightening that'd be? Yo, man, I'm from Philly. Yo, man, get a towel.

You ever had a north side of suck your dick? Fuck, though, bro. No, what were you saying some guy? the cop black guys don't like gay shit at all oh it's the Jeffrey Dahmer thing Zach amico oh yeah Jeffrey Dahmer was turning people into gay zombies but no there was a thing in the Dahmer documentary where like he was chasing a gay guy or an Asian guy down the street yeah after he tried to kill him and the cops came and Dahmer goes no no no that guys we're doing drugs together and we're like

having gay sex and the cops go ew get the fuck out of here go back to your home and then he killed that guy yeah well he what he actually did was he was taking he was taking a drill and trying to give him a lobotomy. And putting bleach in their fucking head. He put bleach in the head because he wanted to give him a lobotomy so they would just stay alive, but he still wanted to fuck them. Ew, bro.

What the fuck wrong with this nigga? I mean, it's actually makes sense. What? It's like one step above rape, one step below necrophilia. He wanted the middle. Yeah. I love a middle ground. I love a compromise.

Well, this guy actually got away. Yeah. And he had to chase him and he got him and the cops pulled up. And he was just like, he did bleach in his head. Yeah. You're bleacher. No, no, no, he's on drugs. Don't worry.

Yeah, no, he's sucking dick, guys. I got bleach in my head. We saw a guy, we walked here from Gas Digital, and there was a guy that we saw him from like 25. Oh, bro, this is a scary shit I've ever seen in my life. It was a guy, a tall white man in just his underwear. Drawls, niggins. Just his underwear. What kind of underwear?

Tidy white is? No, like briefs. Like blue briefs. But he's like, he's like wobbling back. Dirty is fuck. And he's like walking into people that are walking past him. And guess what, nigga? One arm, nigga.

The other arm just going. Like, all he got to just shoulder on that bitch. Not like he was born without it. That's why he was wobbling. Maybe he doesn't have that. Maybe he's just... Maybe the doctor was like, I need you to walk outside in your underwear. I need you to get your equilibrium.

And you know, if you have clothes on it, it's not going to work. That one arm sleeve is going to pull you down. You got to do it in your drawers. You got to do it in your drawers. Mm-hmm. But yeah, he had the one arm and he was like clearly smoking wet or something. He was fucked up. And we got-

Wait, wait a minute, stop, dude, I'm old as shit. Smoking what? Wet. What's that? Like dippers. Like PCP. Like embalming fluid. You dip a cigarette?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people in Philly smoke wet. Yeah, that's the thing that on that street in Philly? What's that? No, that's, no. And Trink. What is that call? What's that?

On Kensington and Kensington. They have an actual webcam. You can warm. Yeah, 24-7. You cut that bitch on right now, watch some fiends. We're going to do episode 400 of our podcast from that live game. We've already talked about it. You're going to go there.

Yeah, and we're going to just shock on, Mike it, and we're going to get on their live cam and do it. Should be great. Why? Because we're not doing good with what we're doing about. We need to change some shit up, man. We need some dope fiends in our background. It's not working. I hope that is the most popular show you do, and you have to wind up doing that every week.

every week you're like Hey guys we're live from Kensington Oh motherfucker God damn Just some dope feet Damn that would work if we did it every week Yeah If you rolled up to fucking

Kensington And just put down a table with a couple mics And some nerdy producer like Danny You'd have to get a new producer Every month though Oh for sure You just your producers wind up doing fucking Yeah

They're doing fentanyard And they're still in all They're still in all all of cameras. Are they taking them, really? They're, they're taking them, really? They're, they're taking the polls like the Eagles just won the Super Bowl. You're from Philly, right?

I've lived there for like 15 years. 50. So where are you from originally? Syracuse, like upstate New York. Right, okay, but Philly now? Yeah. Right, you still live in Philly? Yeah.

So you come into the city from Philly? Yeah, I mean, I'm only here once a month. What, you're at Gas Digital, right? No, we don't do the podcast there. We do it in Philly, but we'll do one at gas like once a month just. Right. There's nobody in Philly we can get as a guest. Mm-hmm.

And honestly, nobody Everybody left. Nobody in New York wants to do our podcast either. You mean everybody's fucking... Everybody with the Austin. Oh, there it go. Yeah, there it is right there. This is live Kensington and there's people.

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I mean, they're getting high in that corner right there, though. They look at that guy right there. He has a... He's asking it's 700,000 followers on Instagram. That guy who just walked by. Oh, there's a girl. There's somebody up in the back. Up in the back.

She's fucked up. The lady on the stairs. You think so? The one holding the bag wobbling? Yeah. Look, there's another one, too. What are they called? The Kensington, what?

Kensington and Allergan. Danny. K&A. But look at that. Look at that girl right there. She don't look like she belongs there. Is that guy upside down here on the left? Where? The front. Yeah. He's hunched over, dude. He's out. No, the guy behind him is. What's that in the front, though, you just should. Right there, Danny.

Yeah, that guy's hunched over. Is that an upside down guy? That's a pillow with some shit. I think that's a coat over somebody's head. That's something. Yeah, dude. Look at this couple just having a romantic stro through. So anyway. So anyway. Okay. Right. Let's get some slush.

You want to get some slush? I tell you what, I can show you some bad bitches that's down there right now. What do you mean? I'm talking about pretty, pretty, blind hair, blue-eyed white bitches,

though. Doing what? They start going to college. They start going to college in Philly, and they end up up there. Really? They go to Temple University or Drexel? Yeah.

And they wind up. Still pretty, but they're just out there. For a little bit, they're pretty. Yeah, they can be pretty for the next two months, maybe.

It doesn't take long. They start selling teeth in eight months, bro. Oh, my God. What is it? Will they fit? You should go there. You should go there.

I beat you to it. Shut up. I'll give you. Shut up. You should get fentanyl. Yeah, yeah, yo. I got fentanyl for teeth. You mean?

It's like selling six and sticks. Yo, man, how much? Those two front teeth. Anything smaller than what they mean? You could get those fixed. How? I'm not a fucking scientist. I was like a scientist.

Science is very important. Yeah, dude, I'm not... I'm not fucking Ironman. I don't know. But I'm saying... Iron man. I'm sure there's technology that they could invent

to pick those things. I'm sure they could. Braces. What about like Envisaline? Uh, all that shit costs money. I just like, for the first time this year, I'd tell you like the past six months is the first time I've had money in the past 10 years.

No shit. Yeah. You can't tell? No. I don't know. No, I was there. Dude, I didn't have money for years. I didn't shit.

I didn't have shit. The most money I ever had was when I was selling weed in college, like a lot of weed. Right. And then, but I had like no bills to pay, really. It was just all like living in dorms and whatever. And then I got out and I've had the worst jobs ever until I got fired for my last one and started doing comedy full time. And that took three years to make any money. Isn't that funny that the only way you wind up doing comedy for a living is getting fired, yeah.

is getting your life torn down. Yeah. And you're like, I got to do this now. No, dude. So the first one, I had a, I had a job for like three years and it was like data entry shit.

It was easy. It was on the computer. I made like 19 an hour, which was okay, but it's not like enough to pay your own bills on. Yeah. And I did that for a while, got laid off because of COVID.

And then I made a bunch of fake resumes, just saying I had all these qualifications that I didn't have. And I got another job that paid 80 grand a year. And I, what? I, uh, some insurance broker shit. And I lasted there for three weeks. And then they found out everything that I told them was a lie.

And I knew, I knew none of the skills. No, no job. Once you get hired, they're like, all right, just do the job. Yeah. They're like, no way. They were like, nah, this motherfucker's a lying. I thought they were, no, I thought they were going to train me. But I said I knew all the, the, I didn't know the basics of what they wanted me.

Right, that's the worst. Going to a job. You don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro? I sat there for three weeks just like, fucking around on Instagram and then they go, you haven't got anything done. I go, yeah, I don't know how to do any of this. You admitted it?

Yeah, and they fired me right there. Yeah, of course. Yeah, right. And you know what? You got fired and the guy who hired you, he's gone too. He's gone. They're like, you couldn't tell and they just held up your face. Yeah.

You should have did ChatGPT. You should have had JetGPT for you. He's got a hammer-fisting T-shirt on it. Like a month later, a month later, I got another job that paid even more. What babysitting? I don't know.

It just died, man. It was some job for some pharmacy and like another like data entry type thing, but it paid like a hundred grand a year. I lasted there for two weeks. What did you be fired on that? That one, Shane, Shane Gillis actually hit me up and he was like, yo, I'm out of town. Can you do my podcast today and like fill in for me? No shit.

And I was friends with Shane. This is like kind of right when he started to pop. but we were friends with Shane when he was in Philly and then he kind of left and whatever. He filled in a couple times. But yes, that was the first one. He asked me to do it and I told my boss, I go, hey, I have a doctor's appointment today.

I forgot about. She goes, you can't leave. You're still in your training period. And then I sat at my desk for like three minutes and I go, fuck this. And I just left. And then Shane left you. Yeah.

And it took me three years to make any money. Yo, man, this is my shot. Yeah. Nope. I was like M&M. My fucking skip town on us. He was like, yo, can you fill in? I'm about to move to Austin.

I'm looking at mansions down in Texas. And I'm taking everybody but you with me. You knew Shane too? Yeah. Yeah. I was opening for him on a road. Really? Yeah. He's the best.

He is. He's the fucking man. It really is. It's like the fucking nonchalant. Him and Louis are the best people I've ever opened for. Louis is the shit, too. There's no They don't act rich.

No, they don't act rich. Yeah. They don't dress rich. Yeah, right. Even now we'll do, Shane will do, like, his Christmas or, like, Thanksgiving, or, like, he'll do pop-up shows in Philly once a year.

Yeah. And he'll give us, like, an eight-minute spot on it and paid $400. Yeah, it makes no sense. He's just a fucking generous dude. Hell yeah. Yeah. If I had that type of money,

y'all had to roll out of red carpet to get me in this bitch, bro. I'd have been like, I need the fucking carperper. That's why Shane doesn't do this. I need to fucking. do you need the carpet? Yeah, bro. Yeah, but you ain't rich, so welcome.

Yeah, right. You know what? I got to deal with the normal fucking carpet. You don't have a carpet. Yeah, right. It's goddamn... Wood floors. Goddamn attic.

What did you do before you were in jail? Great question. Great question. This is a five-parter. Yeah, I did everything, bro. Actually, I went to prison. I know you did. I'm looking right at you.

Also, I graduated from college, too, though, bro. Listen, I didn't say you weren't smart. I did both. I'm just saying I could tell by your demeanor. He's an accountant with a neck tattoo. Look at him. Yeah, I am. Are you an accountant?

Yeah, I'm an accountant. So I got a note. All right, so you're an accountant. Good for you. But you're not an accountant. Are you accounting now? Yeah, I'm still an accountant. I got kids.

I can't quit working. Right, right, right. So you do, but who do you work for? Like your own company? No, no, I work at Goodwill. Goodwill? Yeah, and accounts payable, accounts receivable department. But you work in Goodwill?

That's the company I work for. Like the fucking shirts that people sell for $4. Are you talking about the free thing? The free, yeah, they sell, they get dead people closing and sell them. And I work in an account receivable and accounts payable department. So you make sure that people get paid? Who makes your bills and employees get paid? Yeah.

You calculate all the money. Yeah, set budgets for, like, human resources for, you know, checks. Right. And they trust you? Yeah, bro. Yo, man. It's fucking, it's Goodwill. When I first, it's not like a, though, when I first graduated, I worked for the treasure.

I know we're going to Harvey Stein and Harvey Stein. No, I used to. Br, I used to, but then I stole some money. Of course you did. I know your story. I could tell it to you. Yo, come on, bro. I stole money, man.

All right, so because the way you're talking and you're hunched over and you're looking at my Rolex weird. We were downstairs before this. What's that? You told me snatched your chain when I came up here, too. You could have this. I'll fucking, I'll murder you for this. I'll fucking go down. That's a real Rolex?

No, it's fake. No, I don't lie to me, bro. It's Chinese. I didn't like it. I didn't take it. I don't lie to me, brother. second before I tell you, hang on. One second. Hang on.

We were downstairs before this and you see all the comics on the screen. It's not, I don't have my knife. No, it's not a real knife. He got you a knife. How you go protect yourself? I'm going to throw his teeth. I'm going to slice you with his fucking moth mouth. Yo, man, back up. That's crazy. That's, that's too much. What the fuck?

He told us to steal your chain. though. Keith, but it took 10 minutes to do it. Yeah. He goes, Bob stinks.

Yeah. Tegan clean. What? Taking. Is Keith like a... Wait, I got back to you for a second. Uh-huh.

So you were working at a legitimate place. Yes. Making good money. Bro, at one point I was a treasurer for the state representative of the 135th district. And I stole $12,000.

dollars from that bitch. All right. Well, you don't have to say it like you're proud of it. I am, I am proud of it. Are you really proud of it? Yeah, bro. Fuck the government. Fuck politics, nigga.

That shit bullshit. You have to call me that word. Listen, I don't know if you watched the roast. There was a little backlash. Oh, yeah, you're right. I got to take my foot off the gas. You don't want D.L. Hughley after you.

Yeah. Oh, damn. He hates you, huh? Not me? Yeah. Not me. Well, he hates those guys. You thought Bobby was on there?

Yeah, I'm like Bobby. Bobby was probably there. I was home eating salser and chips like a regular dickhead with my wife. Going, honey, look at our friends. I go, Mom, I know that guy. We know him. My son didn't believe me. So you worked at a legit place.

You went to college. What college you got to? Cutsown University. What is it called? Cutsown. Where's that? And Custale, PA. Okay.

So you went there, you got your diploma. Master's degree. Mass degree. You get a job. I never got a master's. Bachelors. You got a bachelor's. All right.

I don't want to use the word master's. Yeah, come on, bro. You know what here. The master's degree. Hey, what you do? What you're trying to pull, bro? I have a master's degree. Listen.

You do? Yeah, shut up. No, I'm kidding. I'm sorry. Listen, I apologize. His face looks at a racist. I mean, come on. So you go to get this job.

You're making good money. Yes. How much, like a lot of money? Well, now I make like 90 grand a year. You're making 90 grand a year. Mm-hmm. And you... But I got three kids.

Okay. I know. I know that, too. Come on, bro. So, he's scary and likable. I don't know. He's the man, bro. I'm regular.

I'm fucking terrified. And I just want to give him a hug. I'm medium. I'm in between. So you get arrested. Did you get arrested for stealing the money? No, fuck no. Oh, you didn't...

She didn't prosecute me for that. Why? Because I got two uncles that's rich and they gave her the money back. Oh, really? You got uncles that are rich? What do they do? One of them is the head of the laborers union.

So he hooked you up with a good job. Yeah, that's how I got the job with the state rep. I know. That's what I just said. Yes. My bad. So, what the fuck? So he hooked you up with a great job.

This is a pension job. This is a set for... a life job. Except for life. They thought I was going to get into politics. They're like, you can just ease your way in the working for the governor or any fucking body from here. You'd have to stop using that word and the N word. I don't talk like this at work.

Was this early Obama days? No, this is. Yeah, this was. Yeah. If I had a black son he's getting in politics for sure. In 08, my black son's getting in a lot. They really had hope for a year that was. Now it's right back to the way it was.

Oh, we fucked that one. Yeah, all the white people were like, God, dude, we gave you a shot. Because he talked like the rock. We're all happy. Because he talked. Talk like Barack. We didn't know he's going to put a basketball court in the White House.

Trump tore that shit down. I tore it down and put a white ballroom. He took the basketball court now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the ballroom at. What is he going to do out there? So you get the job.

You get the job from your uncle. I mean, that is, you might. must have been like, fuck, this is it. I got it. Yeah, at first, but then she ain't paid me for six months. What do you mean? She didn't pay me. She told me she was going to cut me a check after she got reelected.

Who was she? I'm going to say her name. No, you don't have to if you don't want to. I ain't going to say her name. All right, but. I stole money from her. Was she a white lady or a black lady? She a black lady.

Well, she mixed. She half white, half black. So what part didn't pay you? I think. Good question. That's the white part. That's the white part. That's a white part

Hang on Is it? Is it? Is it? So she didn't pay you for six months And you got mad Why wouldn't she pay you? I don't understand that

I don't know She worked at the stand She's the manager of the stand She goes to take 85 days for checks to clear You know that Go back at 85 days We need 93 or days

I'm sorry I'm sorry No the stand actually They should book me more I love the stand I didn't even say that I didn't even say that You guys are pussies

Actually I don't do shit They're fucking The stand never pays I got a show it The stand I love them They pay me all the time Not not on time

All the time But not on time They pay me all the time God is good All the time But not on time Isn't that what they say The black stand

The black stand? The black stand Uh huh So you got this job She ain't paying you. She's definitely taking your money. Yeah. Well, what happens is these politicians, bro,

is one hand in another nigger pocket the whole time, bro. And then they give you money and y'all just pay some money back. And as the treasurer, the account was in my name. So I had to be the one to authorize the checks. So I wrote me a check. And she took it. I wrote me a check for $12,000. She called me like, yo, you can't do that.

Yeah, but you knew you couldn't do that. I know I couldn't do that. Yeah. Fuck it though, bro. Fuck it. What made you write your check? I was tired not getting paid. Why $12,000?

That was what you owed? Or was that a little more than you were owed? No, that was way less because that was six months of work. How much were you owed? At least like $27,000. So you just took half your money? Less than half my money. I let her off cheap.

That's two grand of money. That is your right math. It took you a second three less. I don't want to fuck with a black account. I mean, I do question it. Yeah. That was my racism in me. He's literally an accountant.

I went, you sure about that? You sure about that? I saw your face. Yeah. He said, that's the correct. I went, he said, let me look at a white guy.

Is that right? We're good, Bob. We're good. We're good? We're good. I looked at him. I was like, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Listen, so you wrote yourself a check, but how did she catch you? Because she called two days later and asked for all the money. out of the account. So it was probably $140,000 in this account. Why did she want it? Because somebody else was running for office and she was trying to contribute to their to their time. She wanted all that money. She wanted everything. And I was like, well, I'm going to tell you this right now. $12,000 short. And what she said?

She was like, why? And I wrote myself a check. And she was like, you know, I can prosecute you for this? Well, she couldn't because they didn't pay you. Yeah. And here's the thing. You could have. You could have. I could have. You should have. But she was friends with my uncles and she called my uncle like, you know your nephew took this money. And your uncle called you and was pissed. Yeah, he was mad at her. Why did your uncle pay her back? They owed you the money.

Yeah, because, I mean, that was his homie. Like, they went to college together. Why wouldn't he be mad at her for not paying you? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, bro, you're not riding right, bro. You're putting to yell at your friend. Real quick. What he's not doing right?

Oh, I said riding right. Riding right? Yeah, you got a ride for your home. You got a ride for your home. Ride or die? Yeah. Okay, I got it now. Ride or die?

This is like talking to like a peeky blinder. A pinky bloater. You know, mate. You might China. All right. So, dude, so he didn't stick up for you. That's fucking whack. Yeah, that was fucked up, bro.

Andy made me pay him back. You had to pay him back. Bro, nigga, it took me two years to pay him back. Oh, I knew it took a long time. Hell yeah. You had no money. No money. Well, I got another job after that.

Where'd you get a job? At Lon Barger, Gog and Blair and Samson. What the fuck did you just say? It's a law firm. Line Blarger Gergan Samson. Lomba, Gag and Blair and Sanford. Didn't they know you, you stole money? No, they didn't.

They found that out like three years later. Really? How'd they find out? And then I got fired. Who ratted you out? I don't know, bro. My sister worked there, so I was thinking my sister might have told him. Your family hate you.

He has a reputation of doing this at jobs, too. I would never do a podcast with him. Oh, doing what with you? No, I control the money here. Oh, thank God. Danny, check the stuff before he lived. I don't be stealing from jobs. I only stole it from that one job.

And Rita's water ice. Oh, yeah, I stole from Rita's water ice. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to rat you. Oh, you got it still from Reed's water. Was it ice? Fuck, no. It was money.

You took money out of a register? Yes. Why do you say it like I'm wrong for questioning? I was, bro. I was 15 years old. You know how much minimum wage was when I was 15? I do. You know how much it was when he was 15?

25 cents. A fucking piece of coal. They gave Bobby a slice of potato. Oh. So you were 15 and you robbed from, how did you? I didn't rob it. Well, I robbed, too, when I was a kid. Yeah, you got to do things when you kid.

I went to jail when I was 13. You went to jail? For the first time, Juvie Jail at 13 for Rob. No, I was a good kid. I was, like, bad as a late teenager or adult. I was bad when I was like 13, 14, 15. Damn, fuck you was a foster kid? I had three foster homes that went in.

Yeah. Damn, bro. Yeah. That's crazy. You were your parents who was on drugs? No. parents were fucking very nice. What the fuck?

So how you was in a foster home? I was just Boston, drinking, drugging, partying. What? I started drinking early and just started hanging out. Wait, at 12? I started drinking when I was 10. With who? Yeah.

What type of pedophiles were you hanging out? Well, it's funny you said that. His name was Dickie. He was 30. And this girl Patty. This 10-year-old rules. Yeah, I remember I got so fucked. up on Seagram 7 on my birthday

at 10. I came home. I was hanging with this guy. I was hanging with Patty, who I liked a lot, and she would always make out with me. I was 10. I just wanted to make out. She was 15. Okay. What the fuck? And we'd always hang out by the tracks

and shit, but Dickie was the buyer. So when I was a kid, we used to get buyers. You'd have to hang out with some old guy, because he was the one who, some old alcoholic that would buy you the boo. So Dickie was her buyer. So he would, this old fucking, hey, we got to, you know, we had that voice. We're going to go get some Cigram 7.

And he would get us alcohol and we'd all drink together. So I, one night on my birthday, Dickie was like, I'm going to take you out for your birthday. And he took me out. We got Cigrams. He gave me my own bottle. I drank it all. Then I went to his house and he was like, he lived in actually the black section of West Medford. Yeah.

And I was weird. You point at him. He didn't. He lived there where you would have lived if you were in Boston. I was scared and then I remember he had that he had that she had like a shitty old

Chevy to just made that's it was cold out I remember he dropped me out of front of my house all fucked up and I just crawled under my porch I was too fucked up to go in like a cat about the

yo under the porch I slept in dirt what the fuck like an hour and then I went in and I remember I had to shit so bad I went into the house my mother was like Bobby I was like I gotta go take a point

poop and I went to the bathroom and I was shitting but then I threw up in the sink. God damn. And it was all pasta because my mom made pasta early. Yeah. So I was trying to scoop Red sauce? No, it was like a garlic and oil. Okay. So I was scooping the pasta out of the sink

into the toilet and my mother came in and punched me into the hamper. At 10 years old this happened. Yeah. Oh, you were fucked up. Were you a tall kid? No. Okay. No, not at all. I was, you know, regular. Well, no, it makes a little. I was, you know, regular. Well, no,

it makes sense if like a kids bit like the same size as they are now you know what I mean like a big kid could get away with hanging with adults but I can't imagine drinking a little ass 10 year old bro yeah it was weird but I mean look it was the it was the early 80s you know 70 it was probably 80 when I was doing that I was 10 so yeah it was 80s that was a different time though you could kids could smoke you could go down and buy a pack of cigarettes if you wanted to I remember I smoked on a plane when I was 15 like it was a different time like yeah we drinking when you were that age was just what kids drank.

Kids smoked. My mom sent me to the store for cigarettes when I was little. Yeah, I used to go buy my mom's cigarettes all the time. With a note. Yeah. I used to get a note to Mr. Ray and he'd give me her cigarettes. Yeah, they didn't give a fuck. And I was like eight years old, but little as shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember I did all kinds of whacked-up shit. But that was my time. But you want... That was like the early 90s with me. I don't understand how you went from college, I guess you stole, got another job, got fired. How did you go to jail?

I got locked up when I was in college. Oh, you got, on Spring Break. What'd you do? I came back to Philly on Spring Break, and my girl at the time was about to fight some bitch. And then the cops pulled up and grabbed her and was trying to arrest her. And I touched them lightly, bro. I said, come on, though. Yeah, it's always lightly.

It was a light touch. It was a, come on, bro. Chill out. Show me how you touched them. I did like this. No, I don't know. Get Danny over here. It was very light.

Danny's a bleeder. I think him a bruise on the side of his body. You did what? I touched the cop. Like how? Like this, bro. I put my hand on his chest. I said, yo, chill out.

And then motherfuckin' start fighting me. Yeah, and you fought back. I whipped his ass. Bro, I beat up about five, six of them niggas, bro. That night? It was daytime. It was like, it was 1 p.m. I don't know if that.

It was 1 p.m. on a Sunday. That makes it better. It doesn't make it cool. That's scary. It doesn't make a scary for it. It makes it a lot better. You beat up five cops? Yeah, it might be.

It was six, honestly. Because they all charged me twice with assault and the officer. But they didn't pull out a taser or anything? Yeah, after the six cop, after him, two more cop cars pulled up, and they pulled out guns and shit. Oh, really? They didn't have tasers back then. Fuck, no. It was 2007 or some shit like that.

Yeah, that's where you could just shoot somebody. Yeah, bro. They didn't try the billy clubs or anything? No, the first cop tried the billy club. And what did you do, block it? He started sucking on it. Okay, he does that He'll get the fuck out of here, bro

He was like, all right, man Just back up You want me to do this to you, motherfucker? Is that what you want, bitch? Look how far it goes down He swallows it, they're like, where to go? Yo, you're all gay, you're all gay. Yeah, man, just take off, man.

So you beat up the first cop And then the other cop jumps in Yeah And what'd you do to him? He put me in a hair like And I saw I slammed them. I grabbed them by, I like scoop slammed them. Uh-huh.

Because he put me in a headlock like this. Crazy thing, nigga, he put me in a head lock and he had my head right next to where his gun was at. If I was crazy. Oh, you don't think scoop slamming a cop is crazy? I'm sorry. We have different forms of crazy. Bro.

I don't know. F. Oh, yeah. If you put me in a headlock, that's crazy. Not crazy. You mean, if you were crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. Yeah. You would have took that guy out and fucking shot him.

You see those. saying? Yeah, I get. They don't get trained not to do that? I think at the moment when they say, hey, back up and you push him, he's like, all right, you know, this guy's I don't think they train six on one fights. Yeah, I don't think they train a guy. You should need

training for a six on one. You shouldn't, yeah. It's so funny that he fucked up the cops. Now, he can fight. He used to train, he used to coach boxing at the gym that I go to. Yeah, I did. And so you fucked one up, then you fucked the other one on. Uh-huh. Did they get, did they, I just want to know, did they go Ow at all? Did they make noises? They was making noises.

Oh, man. A lot of... That's sad. You ever heard a grown man do that before? I know. Yeah, bro. A police officer? God.

Stop, somebody. Did he say stop? Yeah, the one with the glasses said stop. He called for somebody? He said, stop, somebody. Somebody. Do something. Yeah, he was tripping.

And then the other cop showed up, and what happened? The one cop had hit me in the back of my head. head. With what? I think with his hand. Okay. But he did, he hit me like this. He did.

He hit me like fucking... Donkey Kong. Yeah, he fucking bopped me on the top of my head. Donkey Kong's a video game from way back. First of all, I was around when it came out. That's way past your time. That's way past your time. You don't remember Donkey Kong.

It was actually the video game that I was most excited about. No, I don't know. You don't remember. You're a Wizard of Oz guy, dude. Wizard of Oz. Fucking. I don't know anything else old. That's good.

When the donkey can come out? His teeth got in the way. He only gets one or two good ones, and he fucking flubs. But two good ones, yeah. You don't remember flubber either. It's also way past your time. When did it come out?

19 what? Yeah, 81. I was 11, fuck face. That was my game. That's when we used to go to arcades. You were 11? Yeah. We used to go to arcades.

Back in the day, I was take a bus to Harvard Square. They had 1,000 and 1 plays. Yeah. And I used to go there on a bus just to play Pac-Mac. Donkey Kong Because that was like

We had arcades Craved Remember arcade? We had arcades That shit was pop That was the shit Yeah that was fun though Arcades were the shit

Arcades Now no one they don't do that shit They have one up where I live in New Hampshire They got barcades now Now you go there get drunk A barcade Barcade Yeah but they're trying to make it

Very nostalgic Because they know kids Kids won't go to that He's not going there It's like The niggas our age doing that We got all 30 year olds Yeah because you can be home

Watch on a 100 inch TV Literally Fighting a war and feeling like you can actually play football like you're on the team now. Yeah, true. Yeah, there's no more arcades because you know,

what are you going to do? You know what I mean? Yeah, your game at home way better. Yeah, Donkey Kong was like the highest technology ever back then. Going boboop, boboop, boboop. That's collecting bananas. Yeah, right. All right, do you have to be, come on.

What, they collected bananas. Stop saying that, dude. I apologize. Thank you. Listen, dude. I'm not saying he does this. All right. No.

Unbelievable, man. Unfucking believable. I, I, This is him doing this. I said Donkey Kong. Why are you going to talk about monkeys and gorillas and bananas? In his time, they said stuff like that. Yeah, but at your meetings, they still do.

Why me, dude? I do a podcast with a black guy. Your black friend died in 2011. My black friend's still alive in cooking, brother. Don't forget the one that almost died twice. He also died a long time ago. And I consider Voss Black. He's died last week.

wherever he was. All right, so how did you go to prison? What did you go to prison for? Because I beat up the cops and then... So was Juvie jail? No, I was 19. Oh, you were 19? Yeah, I was, yeah.

I had just turned 19. So you went to, how long we were in prison for? 18 months. Fuck. And County, though. I wasn't like upstate. I'd explain to me the difference between there's prison and then there's jail. Yeah.

Right? But this is county. prison. What is the different? Because Philly's a big city. I think it's just the size of it, ain't it? I think that's what make it prison. To me, prison means

like you go upstate to the middle of nowhere. Prison is long term. This is where you're going to be. I was in the equivalent of county jail. So county jail is like you're going to be here for a year or two while you go to court. Yeah, county life is 24 months.

Did you have a, did you have a jumpsuit or something? Yeah, I had a jumpsuit. It was like a real ass prison. Is this where you got the physique? No. I've been an athlete. You put the physique. It's 24 hours of push up every day.

Dude, you have a prison physique. No, no, I don't. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You do a push-up in the cell body. No, right, it's normal physique. You got picking up heavy pillowcases full of water. No, I'm not.

Yeah, you got, you got burpee physique. No, it's not burpees. I never do burpees. I never do burpees, though. Yo, man, get me that bag of rice. Yeah. A bag of rice. He's left in a mattress?

Yeah, dude. Yo, wrap that matches around your torso. I want to box. You kick the toilet to get your shins heavy. No, no. That's not prison for me. Now, how was prison, man? How was real prison?

I mean, that's county. It ain't as bad as upstate. I think. Actually, I heard this opposite. I heard upstate they kind of chill out more. Yeah, because they're there for a long time. It's like, you don't want to fuck around. But in county, it's like...

It was a lot of fights. All right. Would you go on your first night there? I got to fight my first night. What did they do? Well, how do you get to get? When we was in quarantine, it was this boy. He had a crown tattooed on the back of his neck.

Oh, that's a Spanish gang. Right. So, but I didn't know that. That's the Latin Kings. Latin Kings, right. So one of my homies was like, yo, he's like, yo, is he a Latin king? And I was like, I don't know. And I said, man, if I'm going to ask this, nigga.

I said, yo, you're a Latin king. And he turned around. He was like, I don't got to answer you, boy. And then it was on, nigga. He was on. Yeah, he said in front of everybody. He played me in front of everybody. He just said banana shit.

You didn't say nothing. Yeah. Why don't you kick his ass? I mean, that's fucking worse than boy. That isn't worse than boy. Yeah, man. Fuck him up right now. This is crazy.

Look how scared you again. Please, don't do that. Please. Pretty pleased. That would make me so happy if he just give him back to prison mode. Yeah, motherfucker. Monkeys and bananas. And he fucked you up.

We had to rip him off you. He went back to jail. Who's ripping him off me? You, Danny? You know what? What fuck? We'd have to call 10 comp. We'd have to bring him commissary.

Yeah. So you went to, so you fucked this guy up, right? Yeah, I whooped his ass. But then they made him my celly. Oh, you became friends. No. And that's your movie that's next month on that flip. Is he replacing me on the podcast?

Yeah, you know, man. That much is this bitch. Let me say something. That'd be a good podcast. It probably would. It's already a good podcast. Relax. Relax.

Well, all right. Hang on there, scared boy. Latin King and you doing a podcast The stories you can tell What are you guys going to tell? Doing the stand one night And having a good set Yeah, that's exactly what we talk about

Usually not even that But So That's a good episode Have you ever been in jail? No Okay, anyways Listen

So So So So So So you Just like when Yamanika was here I can't do this podcast

With black people It's crazy I don't get a fucking word in Hey, yo. Me and two whites next time. Danny, are you booking with Andy Haynes next time? I'll bury that fucking guy. That guy's boring.

That guy stinks. I love Andy. He stinks. Who the fuck is Andy Hayes? No, you don't know. I don't know. I'm either, actually, but he probably stinks. Andy's a great guy.

I guarantee you. He sucks. You love Andy. No. He is not like you. I don't like him. I don't like him. I do know who he is now.

I don't like him. Fuck him, Drew. He's going to be a podcast to partner when he beat your ass. Let me ask you question. He does the podcast with Mike Cannon. Who the fuck is that? No, I'm kidding. You know, that's a guy.

I love Mike. He's trying to have gangster in front of you. I'm in the jail too, motherfucker. Fuck that. Who's that motherfucker? Mike Cannon. I love Mike Cannon. That's my boy.

So you're in jail. So you fight this guy. You beat his ass. And that's your cell. They made him my celly. Right that night. Yeah. So what do you do?

Did you bitch him out? Did he have to get to stuff? Yeah, well, when I came in, he was on the bottom bunk. And what did you say? I'm like, I need that. I need that. Come on, though. You know what it is?

The worst thing in the world is when a guy who beat your ass comes in and is talking to you nicely but meanly. You know, man, he's not saying get the fuck out. He's going, I need that bunk, man. I got to have that. Did he give it to you? Yeah, he did. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course he was.

I just fucking beat the shit out of it. And I had one of them, I had one of them on the leg. I don't know I need that. That's the one, bro. The locker room. The ass lapped. The scariest thing in the world is a friendly guy who can kill you. Yeah.

Oh, man. Come on, buddy. You know, I need that. You know, I'm going to fucking rape you if you don't get that. No, I know. I'm not raping. Ah, come on, you got a little head from him. No?

That's a good podcast. Remember the time you suck my dick? You know the time I was sad? Remember the time you cut a hole in your mattress And put your dick through And I just pulled on it a little bit I was like, what's this, motherfucker? I need that

It's a bunk bed milking table Yeah, what the fuck? So he's right away Right away was like, did he get up quick? Yeah, he got, yeah Oh, he's like, come on, man It wasn't quick, it was kind of Like, fuck man, what?

Ah, shit Did he speak Spanish? He said, he'd be Spanish, you go, Mara con, Mamba, bidecoggi-o He didn't speak Spanish to me. No? Fuck no. No, you didn't allow that.

I didn't say that. He just didn't do it. Right. So he hops on the upper bunk and then you guys became friends. No, we were never friends. Ever. You never had like a fucking Sandra Bullock moment? No.

You think he adopted him? A Sandra Bullock? When did Sandra Bullitt become friends with her celly? I'm just saying she adopted a black kid once. That was a good movie. So you guys were never friends. Now, did he have other Latin Kings in there? Not on the block we was on.

Did you guys ever have sleepovers where your friends would come over or his friends would come over? No, they don't let you do that. Yo, man, we're going to make toilet ramen. You win? Yo, it's a cool for a couple of my boys come over tonight? Toilet ramen. Yo, man, we need some of your rice. So you never.

We ain't do none of that. Not friends at all. He was my cellie for like eight weeks. Eight weeks. That's a long time, dude. Yeah, but you can not talk to a nigga for eight weeks. And you're already angry. I mean, I did it for 44 years.

Damn. What the fuck did you live in Pleasantville? No, Boston. And then upstate New York. Damn, bro, that's crazy. So, sorry. So I was feeling like it's a racist when Danny doesn't laugh. So you live with him for eight weeks.

And then when they, who'd they move in after that? Somebody who became friends with? Yeah, I was cool with. nice boy this guy named Dre. Man, he was kind of. We used cool. You're cool? Yeah, he was an older black guy.

So what did he teach you how to play chess? Fuck, no. Teach you about the teaching of Farrakhan? Nah, we mostly, we just, teaching the Farrakhan. No. Fuck though, bro. I'm not that type of Muslim.

I'm not a Farrakhan. I am. Oh, shit. My name is Ma'i. Fuck he thought I was. Jewish? The fuck, dick. I don't know.

I don't know. I didn't know. I forgot. I forgot his name when he came back. Yo, I knew he ain't know our days. He still doesn't know mine. Crazy. That's crazy.

Yeah. The fifth time with fat. Moth teeth. Listen. He looked down at the sheet. He's hoping it's on there. No, it's not there, bro. He doesn't say it.

It's not there. He's about to call you du rag and a deer tag. I know your name. Doerag and a deer tag, right? You're the du rag part, right? Maybe. But you are from the... You lived in the country.

He's from the woods. From the woods. Yeah. Yeah. My dad hunted and shit. So I never hunted a deer. Why didn't you hunt? My dad.

It's sad. My dad stopped hunting when his brother died, and that's like when I was old enough to hunt. Did he kill his brother in a hunting act? Yeah. No, I grew up hunting like squirrels and like rabbits and shit. We used to... I'm going to stop you right now.

I could have done a fucking teeth joke and I didn't. Thank you. You did it, though. I did it. I did not do it. You said I used to hunt squirrels and rabbits. I was, I could have done it. And then you stopped it, rabbits.

And then you cut me off. And we kind of knew exactly what you were talking about. Son, you're supposed to use... a gun. Stop coming in here like a domen picture with a rabbit between your fucking mouth. Dad.

All right. So, but you, so you lived in a totally you lived in Redneckville? Yeah, I'm from the woods. You're from the woods? Yeah. Now, that's weird. Now, is your family? I was born in Philly.

I lived there, so I was like three. My mom's from Philly. My dad's from up there. And up in the woods. Yeah. But I would always go down to Philly for like the summers and hang out with my cousins. And then like that's how I became a wigger in the woods. I was like I was fucking five years old listening to like Stiles P and shit.

And then like bring that at home and try to show my house. Does that happen? Every white kid in Philly they have. What? Wigger P. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like it's a, it's you, you're, what's the word I'm looking for?

Not inundated. Well, because like all my, all my family in Philly was very like. Black people in white kids. really mix in Philly. Yeah, yeah. It's very much not, like, segregated. Where, like, where I'm from, it's very segregated. Oh, we know.

Yeah. He's never been to your house. He's been there. I brought him to the frog pools last year. Yeah, it's very nice up there. It's a big frog racing event. My dad won it in 1987. I want it in 2020.

What is it? To explain what it is. We're the first ever father-son duo to win this thing. We're like the fucking, the curries. Frog racing. I don't know. You're saying it like, It's a fucking national pastime.

It is. It's been happening for 150 years. Yeah, in your woodsie redneck town that nobody goes to. And they do a wet t-shirt contest, which is nice. As we want to see, fucking bunch of fucking lopsided tit redneck. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Yo, baby.

It's a bunch of fat white bitches. Rough-looking ladies. Two big aerolas. So you catch a frogs. You catch a frog. You go and get the frog. Yep. And do you, do you?

Do you hunt for a certain, like, size? You can tell by his legs? You don't want anything too fat. You want something to look like a, like a Usain Bolt type build. You know what I mean? I wish you'd talk to my wife before she married me. So you get a shredded, you get a shredded frog. Try and catch a good one.

And then you put them on the starting line. You slap the table behind them and then they run. Sounds racist, man, the way he says it. No, it's not. Because I said they look like Hussein Bolt. They had to change it over to frogs. in 1901. I don't know what it used to be.

I know what they race now, though. I know what your grandfather raised. You know, it looks like we can't use them anymore, so we've got to, what about a frog? It's a... They're easy to catch, too, right? It's a very unique thing, I'll say that. I don't think anywhere else in the world. So how long do they rate, how far is the race?

Like about as long as this table. So do you get the slap? them? No, you slap behind them. So you can't touch them. No, you can't touch them. All right, bring it up. You can bring it up. Look. Is that where you were in prison? No, I don't know. Look up. Look up. Look up Preble frog pulls. Preble. Preble. What is it again? Preble?

P-R-E-B-L-E. If you go on, type it right in there at YouTube, I'm the video that'll come up as me win in the 2020. No shit. Now, what do you win? I'm fucking like a T-shirt and like 50 bucks, I think. Really? Yeah. It's a lot of fun. But you're the champ of the team. town. Oh yeah, I'm a big deal up there. They fucking love me up there.

Why don't you do your podcast up there? Because there's no funny black guys I can do it with. Bring him up there. You should have done it there. I've tried to bring him up there. He doesn't want to do it. Yeah, that one. The Montana Frog Dynasty. Is that you? Yeah. If you go like 10 minute or like seven minutes into that, you'll see it. Oh, shit.

It's okay. So you, now you've found that frog. Did you know as a winner? Yeah. Go a little bit back, a little bit back. A little bit before that. Yeah, that's where I win it. Right here.

Is that you? Yeah. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. You're so happy around this. This is when I got to the finals. I just beat that kid in the semifinals. That's the young boy to be selling frogs, ain't he?

That's West Craig. He's a problem. He's a fucking up-and-coming frog racing. He's the prospect. Remember when Paul Skeins was coming up through the ranks? No. You watch sports? I mean, not like that.

I know Paul Skeens. It's the best player in baseball right now. All right. Well, now I know the best frogger in the fucking world. West Craig. I thought it was you. It is me, but yeah, West Craig's the next generation. Was he afraid of you?

Let's play this. I want to hear it. Afraid of you. Look how happy you are. Craig can eat shit, man. I'll see you in the 2025 races, brother. Now we're on to the second round. Semi-finals of the frog races.

One or this goes to the final. Stop more really quick. Who's room of you? you in. That's my room. Okay. Is that what you won for the championship? The giant Syracuse Barry is part of it.

All right. Part of the package. You know, you can throw that out when you become an adult, right? Here's the thing you can't. The trash company won't take it. You can give it to another kid. You don't have to keep it forever, you're fucking weirdo. You go home and do you hug it when you have a bad set?

Dad, I got it from home and hug the bear. Yeah, I hug it a lot. All right. Head. Still not scared of anything. I'm right here. I'm right here. His legs is good.

Look, girls got my merch on there. I'm a big deal up there, frog racer. He got the Montana frog racing shirts on. Is that you? Yeah. Okay. You still? He don't know your name still.

Bro, we fucking, we 45 minutes in. You still know the niggas names. I do know his name. It's the frog man. Yo, this is crazy. Yo, Dale. Dude. know your name.

You can try read the paper every time. Read nothing. Fast forward in a little bit, Danny. Get to the good stuff. Yeah, I want to get to him. Right here, right here. All right there, right there.

All right, let's go. Hey, better luck next to you, man. Oh, shit. You're already, you talk smack. Oh, wait, actually, this is the semifinals. I'm sorry. Fuck, but. Look, Naeem's there.

He's the only black guy ever. Where are you? He was in the background. The black guy. Can he not sit up front? No. Dude, that's the white as far. I'd be scared.

It was white as hell. Did they treat you nice? Yeah, everybody was normal. They was normal. The only time we ran into racism shit was when we went to fucking Mississippi. So you've been to this? I've been to this before. They're going to be in the back right there.

Right there. Oh, yeah. If you go a little bit. How many of those chicks wanted to fucking bang you? I don't know. They was like moms. It was a bunch of white mom bitches. Why don't you just do this for a living?

It doesn't pay. You know what the buck? Do this? Make 50 bucks a year. But you're so excited about this. This makes you so happy. I know. I do love it.

Well, we're the first father-son duo to ever win it. So, like, where I'm from is a big deal. Okay, but here's the thing, though. It's not like you train the frog. You catch a frog and hope that it wins. Right. So there's no. It's all about scouting.

You got to be able to scout. Yeah, you got to be able to scout. I want to say one thing, though. He's just catching a frog. Mm-hmm. And there's no. You're not scouting. It's not like you're...

No, you are. We catch a trash can full of frogs. And you pick the best frog out of the thing. Yeah. And how do you do that? You kind of... You see which one, like, when you grab them, they got to be jumping around a lot.

If you grab one and he doesn't give a shit, he's not... He's not active. He's not winning that day. Sounds like a serial killer. Kind of. Yeah. What was squirming around?

Yeah, if they jump, that's the one you want. One that gives up a good fight. That was a... The frog pulls are, like, a minor part of being from up the... But yeah, it's a big deal. I mean, it's a big deal up there. Now, do you walk around?

Do they know you? No, not like that. I mean, kind of. Like, if I go to the frog, when I go this year, they'll be like, oh, shit, that guy won it last year. But if you don't win, then it's nothing. Then you're, then you're bitched out? Yeah, I'm kind of just back to swirl. Are you the only one that you seem like the other one who talks shit?

Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yeah, nobody else talking shit. No, because they're just there because they're racing frogs. It's not doing it. I'm at the line like better luck next year. He needs to win that frog thing to carry his esteem for the next year of stand-up comedy. That's the thing. I've only been known up there as the guy that sold weed most of my life.

And now I'm known as the guy that won the frog race. And I'd rather keep this persona going on me. Why don't you do a comedy show the night of the frog race? I'm doing it the night before at the Funkin Waffles in Syracuse. Fonka Waffles, sold it out the past two years. There you go. That's great. So they...

It is. And it's a fun event for like our fans are now coming out. We had a guy come from Australia, actually, last year for it. And he came to the show the night before and then hung out at the frog pools. But it is a cool time for, like, our fans to come get fucked up with us. And fucking watch Froggeraldies. Now, let me ask you a question. Are you into it as much as he is?

I like it. I ain't touching no frog, though, but I'll watch this shit, you know. I watch any sport. Any sport I'm watching that shit. He loves fast things. True. Let's not call it a sport. That's a sport.

I don't know if it's a sport It's racing It's an event If you're racing That's a sport But he's not racing Yeah, it's a frog sport He's slapping a thing

Behind an animal It's kind of fucking mean The frog's going Motherfucking He's gonna get out of here Look at his teeth He's gonna bite me Yeah

I kind of just smile at him What happens to the frog after Though? You keep him for life No, you let him go Oh, you let them all go? Yeah, yeah. Put them back in the swamp.

Now, would it be a bad thing to keep that frog around in like a puddle or in the backyard for the next year? You could, but it's kind of like horse racing. Yeah, it's kind of like horse racing. We're like, they win it. Like an ideal frog is like three and a half to four years old. So when they win it, do you put them out to stud in the backyard? Yeah, we turn them into glue. No, we let them go in the swamp.

And then next year you hope that one of their relatives is of age to come. So funny, he thinks he can tell the relatives of a frog. You can. You can't. You can. There's no way you're looking at a frog going, hey, man, that's, that's moonshine's cousin. Leap Erickson's nephew. What did you name you frog?

Leap Erickson. Oh, really? Yeah, like the Viking. Do you name every year? Every year. You got to get a different one. Give me some of the names. Fuck.

I only remember Leap Erickson. That'd be a great name for a frog, by the way. Fuck. I know Leap Erickson was the one that won it. I forget who I was last year. here. You gotta go Todd Leap like Todd Heap. Oh, that'd be good. That's a good one. I'll do Todd Leap this here. Todd Leap. Why Todd Leap?

He's just an athlete. Todd Heep was an athlete. Todd Heep was the tight-in. Right. So you went from college to an accountant to jail. No, college to jail to an account. I graduated at the college. Then they're hanging out at a frog racing competition. Yes. You'll be surprised the white shit I've done, bro. I did a lot of white shit. Like what? I mean, Besides, I mean, frog racing is the whitest thing I've ever heard.

And I've done a lot of black shit. Like what? Kind of me in the middle. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. I stole 100 pounds of weed one time. Why is that black shit? Never mind.

Yeah, that's not black shit. Yeah, that's crazy, bro. That's not black shit. That's white shit if I've ever heard it. Not actually. I was talking about something else. I thought you asked me a different question. That was fucking the racist shit.

No, it's not. You said fucking bananas and shit earlier. You said it. You said it on me. You said it. You said it. I was talking about, I know, you're old. He goes, I've done a lot of black shit.

And I go, like what? He goes, I stole $100 pounds of wood. Yeah, I know. I just said it. We heard it the first time. This is crazy. I thought you were going to say that you stole bananas. So when you got out of jail.

I went back to college. You went back to, the colleges brought you back? Well, I had to do an appeal to get my financial aid back. Oh, shit, man. So when you get, I didn't get convicted. I ended up beating the case. How'd you beat the case? Well, the one cop.

You beat the cops and the case? Yeah, bro. The one cop got sent to Afghanistan. So that's why I was in there for 18 months because they kept pushing my court date back. Because the main cop that had to testify was in Afghanistan. Yeah. To your right to beat up cops. That's right.

And his right to frog race. That's right, bro. Yep. Officer Shance. That was his name. Chants? Yep. Shants.

I got you. Dumb name. Really? Yep. And then he came back. And he told the fucking judge, when he testified, he was like, look. He was like, I ain't trying to ruin his kid's life. He's in college.

That's cool. He's an athlete. I don't want to fuck this up. You were an athlete? What was your sport? I played football. No shit. Yeah.

Well, that's cool that he did that. That was cool as fuck. But he could have done it a little sooner. That I'm saying, bro. 18 months? God damn. I mean, dude, he was in a war zone. Got to cut him a little slack.

Shit, sent a letter. Nicka called somebody. You know, calls somebody like, yo, let him up. Yeah, I mean, look, I'm sure you weren't his, the guy who whipped his ass in front of five other of his friends. Now he's over there fighting. I'm sure you weren't the priority. Yeah. I think he saw something.

Then when he came back, he was like... Yeah, he didn't want to go his ass whooped again. You didn't want to run a new in an alley. Ah, God damn it. Yeah. So did you ever meet any of these cops again? Yeah, I got pulled over by Officer Shantz. The guy who let you free.

Yep, I got pulled over about him like three years ago, four years ago, maybe. What were you doing? Just traffic shit? Just driving down Broad Street. And he pulled me over. And what he said? And he, so I was... You get out and go, what, bitch?

You want another beating? No, look, so I was actually in the passenger seat. My homie was driving. He got pulled over. The one cop walked up and asked for our IDs. So we gave him the ID. Okay. And they both went back.

And then Officer Shan's came up on my side. And he was like, damn, naim. He's like, you still out here beating up cops and shit? I'm like, no. I'm like, well, I'm good. I'm good, well, I'm good. I'm like, nice to see you. Oh, that's nice, man.

That's an R. I mean, you had to do fucking 18 months. Yeah, I mean. Was it 18 months? 18 months. But I was facing five. 10 years if I got convicted. 12 felony counts of assault officer?

I was facing 5 to 10 years, bro. They tried to get me to take a deal for a 2-5. They were like, just take the 2-to-5. Right. And then you're already going to be, you've been there for 18 months, so you probably ain't going to do an extra time, maybe another month or something. But I turned to deal down. Good for you.

So then, now, did you have any problems in jail? Like any fucked up situation? No, it was that one fight in the beginning. I knew a bunch of people in there. It was all Philly people in there. So you knew people in this. I knew a bunch of niggas in there. So you just did. You wake up, you go to breakfast. Wake up, eat.

Do your little workout? You get, you get, you, you, you, you, bench the trash bags full of water. Yeah, bench the trash bags. Beat up a white kid. No, I wasn't beat them no white kids in there. No. The white people was chilling. Yeah.

They was chilling. Yeah. There was mainly, um, other black people in Puerto Ricans and shit. Would fight, fuck around. That'd be the problem, yeah. But I was kind of cool with everybody in there. Right. We're the white people in there like swastika face tattoo?

No, it's wiggers and drug addicts. Yeah, especially in Philly. Wigers and drug addicts. I think upstate if you go to like actual... Upstate? Yeah, where you live, frog races are there. Yeah, yeah, that's me, yeah. They'd put you with the Puerto Ricas.

You look Puerto Rican or something. Well, when I was in, when I was in jail, a lot of them thought I was Puerto Rico. Yeah, you look Puerto Rican. Yeah. You're not Puerto Rican at all? No, Irish Italian. Really? Yeah, but I got to put a foster home in Lawrence, Massachusetts.

and they just had a big race riot between the Puerto Ricans and the whites in the town. I got put in this foster home and I got put into Lawrence High which was, I mean, I was around Puerto Ricans and black people but Boston was segregated still.

You know what I mean? Like Italians were over here, Irish were over there, even white people were segregated. Yeah. But we were all poor too. Right. So when, you know, they talk about white people,

all the white people I knew didn't have money. Yeah, yeah. When I grew up in Boston, we were all living in three family homes and stupid shit like that. But it was segregated by, you know, Italians, Irish, black, blah, blah, blah. But when I went to Lawrence, it was mainly blacks in Puerto Regans. And I went to school and I just didn't talk. That was the first time when I was in, like, I saw kids smoking. Like, they were fucked up.

They were crazy kids. Yo, the first time you go to a bad school, it is like shell shot. And you don't want to piss nobody up. You don't want to say the wrong thing. No, those kids smoking cigarettes. in the back row of class of home room. I was like, fuck, man. That's, I mean, I've been to, at that time,

I'd been to jail a couple times, but this was, this was a different, yeah, this was different. There was pregnant girls and shit. God damn. It was like pregnant girls in high school walking around. I was like, what? Oh, yeah, we had that.

And then, uh, they were, we were in shop class one day, and they were fucking talking about the white kids how they wanted to fuck them up. And they were like, these fucking white boys, fuck them. And I turned, I just turned instinctually. Yeah.

Because I'm white. Right, yeah. Like, yo, you put, Oregon, right Holmes? And I was like, nah, I'm Italian Irish. Yeah. But I had that little peach fuzz. Yeah. And they were like, fuck, thank God. After that, I got, I got out. But I made friends with the black kid. And me and him used to go, and he used to, I didn't do it, but he used to go fucking steal candy from the store every day after school. And I used to go, we'd walk home together. And every day we'd go in there, they'd be like, hang in one sec.

Come on, and he knew what I mean. He would just steal candy. Yeah, nice. He'd be like, just go talk to the guy, ask him a couple questions. I'm like, sir, do you have, how much is Coca-Cola? Maybe just robbing the place. Right, right, just take a candy. And then we'd come out and he'd give me a couple pieces of candy. But it was scary, man. Yeah. It was terrifying.

No, going to any bad school, bro, that's the worst shit ever. When I was in seventh grade, I got kicked out of Catholic school. I went to Catholic school from kindergarten. I did too. Yeah. I went to Catholic school, I get kicked out. Yeah, I got kicked out. And I had to go to this public school called Morris E. Leeds.

And, though, first day of school, I've seen this one kid named Carl knocked out this autistic kid. and the motherfucker start having a seizure, bro. It'd be funny if he knocked him out and he got normal. He just woke up right now.

He seized back to normal. He was like, yo dude, thanks, man. Thank you, brother. But he kept all the autism cool stuff. Right.

He was still smart. He just could stare you in the eye when he talked to you. Someone punched Danny in the face. It's so funny that you guys are friends. How did you become friends? Open mics? Yeah, open mics.

He was the first person I met in an open mic. No shit. Philly? Yeah. became friends there. He just became friends. Did you go hang with his friends? Yeah.

Yeah. How was that? It was cool. I mean, so I grew up with like, I played basketball when I was younger. Not to say it like that. I know how you said. I played basketball. But no, so like where I'm from.

Naim, I'm sorry, dude. Relax. No, where I'm. Hang on one second. Oh, my God. Especially have the whole stuff going on with the roast. Yeah, right. I grew up with black friends just from like playing sports when I was younger.

Wow. And then I went to, I went to college. with like mostly black people. Cabrini was like mostly black I think. Right. He's a wigger for real. Yeah. I've been this way. I've been going to his crib and be niggas over there just smoking and chilling and shit. Yeah. He's a wigger for real. I've always, he's living the hood. Yeah, I live in the hood now. I've been in the hood for like 10 years. And they know you? Yeah, they call me ponytail. Never had a ponytail in my life. They think I'm some other white guy. And you're so scared. You're like, yep. I'm like, yes.

But no, I'm like, I'm like, too. I'm like, tell you. I'm like, I'm like the mayor over there, dude. I help out this old black lady across the street from me. She's like probably 80, 90 years old. So funny that he made himself the mayor, typical white guy. Because they couldn't do it themselves. Someone had to establish some laws. I have to rule with a fist.

Why don't you be frogging into the hood? That's right. They don't like. Right after you'd be having barbecue frog legs. No, this old lady across the street from me, she's like, she's like 90 years old she's always like struggling to get shit out of her car and uh so i gave her my number the one day because i'll always help her if i see her and i gave her my number i said hey if you ever need me like give me a call i'm always home and uh so she called me the one day and

she's like i got some stuff in the van can you get it out for me i go yeah i'll be right over so i go over there and she's not outside yet but i saw her van and i saw the shit that i had to get so i opened the door to her van and then this uh this family of three black muslim women are walking by me and they know her too because she's the old lady radio on the clock and they go they're like do you know whose van that is what are you doing in that van i go i was miss vivian she told me to do it and then she came out as i was like helping her right and uh so the ladies leave and then when they're the muslim ladies are leaving she tells them she's like hey like when y'all come back around this way knock on my door i want to tell you

something and uh they leave and then she goes you know what i was going to tell them and i go no what were you going to tell them she goes it's all these black men in this neighborhood and it take the white man to help me out and i go i go please don't tell those three strong Muslim queens that they're going to they're going to hate everything about the white man in this neighborhood well but I think you should fucking stand up for your race and and you should say that out loud no no no I try for your race like I said I'm trying to be the mayor out there they all love me right now well that should be you running you should be running on that it took all these black men around here that's great one white guy to be the mayor but my my neighborhood

my neighborhood's like full of crackheads and like it's all crack yeah it's fucking crazy out really yeah There's a guy that... Do you live over there? Fuck, no. When I did... I did Story Wars like a year ago, and I did it with Keith. And Keith was like...

He hated me immediately. He's like, fuck Drew. I don't like Drew. Fucking... Drew's a bitch. And I said something... I said something to him, whatever. Came back at him.

And he goes... He's like, calm down, young fella. I got family in South Philly. And I go, yeah, I fucking hit him with my door on the way out of the house every day. They're fucking sleeping on my porch. That was mean Oh, good It was good

You're mean You're mean You're a mean Nice guy Are we friends now Drew I like you That's my name

There you go I know my name I know you name buddy Listen Here's the thing dude No he just knew your name Because you told that Story about Keith Roberts

And you said I did say That's how he That's what he's like All right Naim He locked that in Naim

Why don't you go Fuck yourself I hope we go I'll be back in county tomorrow. I'll be able to do your podcast. Damn, back in county, that's crazy. I got locked up. He got me locked up the other day.

You got locked up again? Yeah, he got me locked up. It was Drew. Why did you get locked up? Because Drew was driving high as hell. No, no, no. Driving high, cops pulled this over. I suspended registration.

How'd you get locked up? Because I had a warrant. For what? You know, shit just be happening, Brian. Buddy, listen, you got to stop. It just happens. You got to hit pop. He's killing it.

Semai. Almost a hit. Semai. Almost a head. There was a question mark. Yeah, I saw. You don't know what podcast we got. You never seen it.

Yeah, I do, dude. It's the fucking du rag and the fucking racist. There we go. Half of it. Durag and the racist. You don't know who's who in that one. Yeah, that's true. No, I look at first of all, I know you.

I didn't ever met you, but I'm glad I met you. Nice to meet you. I know you, man. I fucking love all the new. comics that are coming up, especially from Philly. They're fucking funny. We got the best comedians in the world. I think that Philly, Boston was the place where

comics were coming out of for a minute. I think Philly is that place now. Philly's pumping out a lot of funny motherfuckers. And I tell you where it comes from, the blue collar fucking struggle. Yeah. Yes. Because either you fucking hate it or you find it, you've got to find

funny and you're bullshit. You know what I used to do plumbing shit too. And I'll still do plumbing once in a while. And the guys that I fucking work with on the job sites. Huh? How do you cut the pipes?

Come on, bro. I don't even know what that means. You're doing gay guy stuff. Okay. Okay. Now I get it. First thing I was like a saw saw.

You fucking dumb fuck. Use your chainsaw teeth. What I was going to say is those guys are funnier than anybody I know. But they're just blue-collared. Well, Yeah, those are the funniest guys. Boston's richest shit.

It became, it's so gentrified now. When I came up, everybody was fucking poor. The white people were poor too. There was poor black and poor. We were all fucking poor. And that, that angst, that fuck them, fuck this, fuck everybody. Type of comedy came out of that.

And it's how you entertain your homies and shit. It's the only way, the only entertainment you got is fucking with each other. fucking making fun of the people. And, you know, once that leaves the city, once wealth comes in there, you know, I mean, they're not saying this not funny rich dudes, but it's just a different type. It's different. It's a different. It's not my type.

A little bit wittier. Yeah, like Long Island used to pump out a lot of, but Long Island's fucking rich now, you know what I mean? You got to go deep into Long Island to find a funny motherfucker. Yeah, ain't nothing funnier than a poor motherfucker, bro. No. Absolutely. You some poor motherfucker? That ain't going to be hilarious.

Yeah, because you have to be. So Philly, I think, is the motherfucking, the play. They're talking to Austin, but it's all Philly. That's all our homies. Now, how come you guys didn't move to Austin? I got kids and shit. How many kids you got? 3-0.

How many kids you got? Zero. Good. But honestly, all my money comes from doing the podcast with him, and then I do another one in Philly that makes some money. What's that one? Digital Bazooka. It's the prank call show.

Okay, listen. That's a great. We got Lewis on there. Make sure you. A prank called Lewis. Oh, you did really? Yeah, that's hilarious. We prank called Lewis and told him we were from the neighborhood society and he had to keep his bushes trimmed.

He goes, I am the neighborhood. I'm the fucking neighborhood. He freaked out. It was awesome. Didn't he have a bushes thing though? You was talking to me about, dude, this fucking lady behind me wants my bushes trimmed. That might have been us. That was a different thing.

That was the tree that they wanted taken down. Yeah, this was like two years ago. We got him. But he was pissed. Oh, that's fucking great. Well, listen, your podcast again? A doo ragging the deer tag with Naim and then a digital bazooka with James Moss. Listen, check out the podcast.

Make sure you go there, subscribe. Jordan their Patreon if you can. And guys, thank you for coming on. You got to stay out of trouble, dude. No, I'll be chilling now, bro. I'm relaxed. He's got to whack the week ago for a warrant. How fuck you're talking about?

All right, but that's old shit. It's a new week. It's not last week. What are you in AA? What the fuck is that? You're a goddamn Muslim, man. You're supposed to get arrested? It wasn't my fault.

It was Drew fuck. You smoke weed? I smoke some weed. It's not Muslim. You can't do that. I eat mushrooms on my way up here, bro. You can't do. He's Haram.

All right. I'm not Haram. I'm halal. I do halal mushrooms and weed and alcohol. And you do drugs? I smoke weed. Bro, that's not drugs. Why do you say it like that?

Mushrooms aren't drugs? Bro, no. It's a natural fungus that grows out the earth, bro. That's not a fucking drug. That's good. That's good. What happens when you? you take it.

Shit, you feel good sometimes. Like a drug, right? That's not, that'll make it a drug. What makes it a drug? I don't think it's a drug. You're saying it's a drug. You're going to get arrested again. If it's a powdery substance, that's a drug.

Let me ask you a question. If the cops find it on you, what happens? Depending what state you win, bro. Oh, God damn it, man. You're still a goddamn hood. Check out their podcast. Where are you going to be? We're all over the place, dude.

I'm actually in Detroit this weekend, Pittsburgh this weekend. Virginia, Boston, Maine. Syracuse, Buffalo, Austin, Columbus, Janesville. You guys together? These are all me. Naeem's with me for some of these, but Naeem's headline this summer on the road also. Where are you going to be? I'm all got my dates right now.

But I'm going to be in Allentown this Saturday. Okay. Be in Syracuse on the 19th of June. Okay. And Potsdown, Soul Jules. Which date is that? Oh, it's July 18th. You got a website?

No, I don't have a website. I got Instagram. We're struggling, man Yeah, bro, I'm gonna get a website It's free! I bought the name A website? Yeah, it's free.

I bought the domain name I just didn't What is it? I'm out again I'm back on the streets What's your website, man? No, it's, It's naimalee.com

Why don't you just put something up? I got to put something up. Yeah, dude, you think? I bought that bitch like a year ago too. Yeah, dude. I just been sitting on it. When it comes up for you new, I'm going to buy it.

Don't do that. I don't do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to make it go to... Gay porn. Go to moth teeth, dog. You can go to it. It's just going to be his teeth going,

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