Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD Live at NYC Podfest

Episode Date: May 30, 2016

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Ya son casi las dos, nos vamos a ir a casa o hemos venido a jugar. A casa, a casa, nadie va a irse a casa. Hay que ponerse modo de racón. ¿Teres un dragón? Soy el dragón de Fireball. Ya te digo yo que las leajores historias siempre piezan con un chupito de Fireball. Bien, frío. Yo, pues al lío.

Un Fireball, sabes que la fiesta será épica. Ignite the Night, con Fireball. Disfr fiesta será épica? Ignite the night. Con fireball. Disfruta de un consumo responsable. 33 grados. OK, guys. Robert Kelly, I'm saying it.

He's a terrible comic and an even worse podcast host. Welcome to the funniest podcast. I'm the planet bird. Be a claustrophic. It's podcast. It's a real.

Look at the mic, asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret? Can I get a microphone? Oh, what the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic ad. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and eating and sometimes it's hilarious.

Sometimes it's a tab no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the directions. I love doing it Podcasts pop who I might affect somebody's life. You never know. Yeah, you're next What's up? what's up? Are these mics on? Can you hear us? Turn the monitors up. We can't hear ourselves. Can you guys hear us? Are these monitors work? Can you turn the monitors up a little bit?

This looks like the worst Comic-Con panel in the history. Of course, you're a fucking voice bellows. I'm honored as up a little bit. This looks like the worst Comic-Con panel in the history. Of course, you're a fucking voice, bellows. I'm sorry that I have the first of an angel. What are you fucking Janus Poppest taking the mic out of the stand? Yeah, dude. All right, let's introduce this. There we go.

That sounds better. Welcome to the show. First of all, you know what, dude? Podcast Live. Thank you to pod fest Pod fest for having us out Lewis is gonna run for president one day. He's gonna fucking win too. He wasn't born here It wasn't born here. Jump in, jump.

Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. That one isn't, it's not taking. All right, so thank you for coming out. This is going to be real quick, an hour show. You know, you guys who listen, it's usually two hours with fucking crazy. It's an hour show.

Oh. Let me introduce everybody right now. We got Joe List, aka the truth. Lewis J Gomez, aka the Puerto Rican Rados, aka the Jones, yet a cop and he's. Rados, Stake, Rados, Stake, Rados, Stake. We got Dan Soda, AK, monster voice. Monster voice.

Monster voice. We have the greatest comic ever to walk the planet Earth. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris Scopo. Yeah. And we have, of course, I'm talking about the great Conor Quinn Oh, Chris Scopo! Yeah! He's the pro. Yeah. And we have, of course, I'm talking about the great colloquine everybody. Give it up for colloquine.

Oh. Who wore a suit tonight for some fucking reason. Oh, fuck. Why, but you can die at any moment. Oh, me? Yeah, that's why we're a suit. Here you go. Well, the first one with the bomb bandana.

There you go. I give you a race bandana, too, just- Here you go, well, the first one with the bomb bandana. There you go. I give you a racist bandana too. Just cause you poured a reek in. It's called the chink danna. Lewis, that's why you got it. Lewis, hit him with the cake shop bit. Oh yeah.

Bobby chose this place because I thought they sold cakes. Ha ha ha. Really? You gonna give him that, you fox suckers? That should have been more. We got Chris Gopo, we got Lauren, we got Deepu, the motherfuckers that put it all together. I don't know, we didn't give Deepu a chair.

No, we didn't be on front of the stage. Deepu's got a chair. I said Deepu, when he came, and I barely like remembered it because I met him once. I could tell he was like, so hard. I was like, hey, what's up? And he's like, hey, hey, how you doing? He thought it was like old home week for me and him, but it wasn't.

I, uh, we, uh, we, uh, we, at the beginning of the thing, we actually played a clip of, uh, of, uh, the podcast to actually, what was it? What was it? What's the name of his brother? Chamber boy, Chamber boy, let your love flew. And you got a spider on your fucking fucking dude. You got a fucking spider. Oh, shit See that's why we bankers don't come down to the lower your side Dude, there was a fucking spider. I'm afraid of spiders. That's how much I fucking love you I just grabbed it and didn't kill it because his vegans here and I don't want to fucking offend any you fucking hipsters You don't wanna fucking offend any of you fucking hipsters. Ugh.

Ugh. Fuck now. Can I say Lauren is dressed way too hot for this panel. What are you talking about way too hot? Look at her. It's unfuckin' believable. She looks beautiful. What's wrong with that?

Why can't you look at a woman and not fucking make it sexual? Yeah, object, thank you for that. She's objectifying me. I'm not dressed in like that. Come on, you just upset that you look like a retired X-game's athlete? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, why?

Why are you sweating more than me, by the way? You don't have water on it, so. I'm like a fucking asshole. I'm on fire, so I had to put myself out. That's a real chamber boys move. Well, you guys, you don't know this. Apparently, there was a podcast in an comic, and they did a whole show on how my podcast is the worst podcast in the

fucking world. But they love dance odor. Yes, of course they do. Everybody fucking loves day. Here's the reveal. It was all a publicity stunt. I hired four out of work target employees to revoke. Well, they they literally open up the podcast. That was it. Bobby Kelly is a shitty comedian

and a worst podcast host. Can you play it again? Uh, Robert Kelly, I'm saying it. He's a terrible comic. Terrible. And he's a worse podcast host, okay? This is where I come right here. What's the chick's name?

Who is that? That's Abby was shoot time. We call her old no chin Abby. But you're all no chin Abby. She had a wall top teeth Abby. You're describing me, Dan. She makes you look like Superman. We're all taking our jackets off.

I know. It takes me five minutes. I want to watch it. Stake Mel Gibson when he pops his shoulder out. Lethah Weapon. Fuck you, Dan. That's my joke. I do that on stage.

I do that on stage. Oh, fuck you. Well, she actually said they spent like an hour, fucking an hour just trashing me, fucking me. I sucked my comedy sucks, everything's out. And then right in the middle of it, Dan Soda though, he's funny. We like that.

It made me feel like shit. It honestly made me feel like shit. It's all over the place. I told you, and I told you, I felt bad. I was I was that likeable you you felt worse if they said that hated you No, I would have liked it. No, I think it's a whole new crop of really perceptive comedians and they're coming Joe looks like at any moment he could be handed an acoustic guitar for a performance he could be handed an acoustic guitar for a performance. I feel like it feels like a piano thing. And you can tell that.

Joe, could you knock out some fire? Do some fire in rain real quick? This is your song. It may be quite simple, but I was like, acoustic Joe. That was actually pretty good. No, I know. You look like you're fucking turning pale.

You're all right? I don't water to order myself off. I know that your fucking skin is getting wider. He's having a real ass panic attack. Hopefully it gets wider after we can be friends. I want to introduce him to my mom. So anyways, they trashed me for an hour and I think it was around an hour.

I mean, I'm a fucking. We have some clips. Play a clip, Deepu. You know what, dude. It's been going on for like six years and it is absolutely terrible. Okay? He's just like, he's not funny. He's not funny. And he's like, he's just producing this debacle of a podcast.

Like, he can't even get his guests in and see them without it being a mess. Thank you, Deepu. That last part's true. Well, that's the thing. They do make a bunch of really good points, but they don't have the fucking right. What the fuck are you talking about?

We can make those points to you. Listen, first of all, first of all, the episode they picked was hilarious. It was an episode with Anthony Cumia, who was on OPEN Anthony. OK, the week, I think the month he got fired for saying racist tweets, I had a podcast with him and all black comedians. But I didn't reveal that.

I sat him down and I brought each comedian out one by one. It was really bad. He had him in cages. It was fucked up. Just wheeled him out. Lewis, what the fuck? Dude, let the bidding start. He sw's good. Yay!

This one's so strong. Look at this one's shoulders, dude! LAUGHTER That was a great premise for a show. That was fuck you, dude. So I brought them all out at one by one, and he was, he fucking was definitely a little nervous But it was fun. It was great and we got to the fight we talked about all the shit that happened and they took that episode Like that's what I do every week bring people out of a fucking closet one by one like your Johnny Carson

What's that like your Johnny Carson? They said that can I have that? Not that one. Yeah, give me it's a big yeah, that all John Carson The title on what's that I think it's a little too late and you know that you're just trying to get me to repeat my jokes Little bomb and then you'll throw the thing at me. I know your tricks The year by the way Bobby Kelly's loopers in the front row I wish I was that in shape. Fucking 59 year old guy, he's got a fucking ab. I'm gonna pass out up here, it's so fucking hot. But we were talking about it, it's weird, like when we were talking about it, it's that it's like

how the fuck can you spend an hour on like I don't give a fuck, you can hate me, hate my comedy. Thank you. Are we all done here? Let's go home. Oh, even hate the podcast. But I mean, you can't, well, just spend an hour on it. It's like, you know, like you said, do you have that much fucking great material as a stand up comic to fucking trash another comic

for a fucking hour. Right. I'm fucking leaving. This is like, this feels like- This is the fucking, yeah. But this feels like- They're right, my show fucking sucks. I'm waiting, this is the last fucking YKWD.

Yeah, but this feels like that Alan Ierson press conference where you're like, you want to talk about practice? Yeah, Bob, have you heard her stand up? I have not Play stand up tell me you have heard you have clips of her stand up. I can you tube it? Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't pull my ass off. I'm glad you're sitting on the floor Play another clip play another clip play your favorite clip deepu. Hey, it has to face meco and you don't have spaces in I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm's putting on the best picture film. I want to so crowded about bird man What was the big scene in Berlin where they crowded in but why is it bad to have a small studio? Yeah, that was hurtful. That's uncool for yeah, they're doing it. Why she's out in hipster some skew apart long Island city

Yeah, it's true. She's some retired muffled. Oh I thought she was gonna come. Chamber's ball. That'd have been great. She's here. She's here. She can fold her bones like a rat and come through the wall. That sounds like a snapple fact that you recently read. You're trying to push into the conversation?

Maybe I did learn that while I was drinking a Kiwi strawberry snapple. Well, I don't know play another clip. This I thought it fascinating how much time so I mean obviously you have this many people on mics and so his whole thing is that he builds it as like a comic hang. So there's no topics. There's no it's just like chaos. But and so that turns into everybody. I see terrible and laughing and just like talking over one another.

That's the classic podcast mistake is where you think I'm funny. I'm really funny. Tell us what the classic podcast mistake. Is where you think, I'm funny, I'm really funny. I'm really funny. Tell us what the classic podcast mistake is, mother fucker, I want to fist fight all of them, including the girl. I want an awesome handicap, man. You knew he's gonna go to that. I knew he's gonna get put up.

Dude, I'll fuck it, I'll warm up on the girl and then I'll go to the guys. We're gonna podcast, everyone's gonna love it. They're gonna listen to it. We're just gonna bullshit, no bullshit. We're gonna just fucking's gonna love it. They're gonna listen to it. We're just gonna bullshit no bullshit We're gonna know just talking about that Like me We just get a big get-bearing him Roll my tongue is that like Vincent D'Nofrio men and black

I'm all sugar more animal sugar more Just people talking over it's all but this is probably the way it's probably a good thing like the way of the future Pontes feud The new beat This is Lewis is for the lowest Gomez invented podcast. Oh, yeah, it's a great guy as invented podcast wars What the fuck with the Jay, it's not catching. Yes it is.

Not you. Sir, do you know Lewis Jay Gomez? Exactly. Who knows Lewis Jay Gomez? All right, well, well, wrong question. Who likes Lewis Jay Gomez? Okay. Definitely, man.

So that was less. Now, who thinks Louis J. Gomez is going to make it in comedy? All right, so it went down and down. So that was a realistic... Who unsubbed me the J.S.N.s for Jose O'One? Colin, if you start a podcast, we are going to podcast war. You're always itching to go. I'm ready to run. You know, actually me and Colin start a podcast, we are going to podcast war. You're always itching to go.

No, actually me and Colin had a podcast. I know. We were, we were, we actually did podcasting. Before he told me about podcast. Bobby told me podcasting like just like 10 years ago. I mean, I mean, honestly, God, we invented this fucking. Well, one of those. I just got on the line. There's a little mini tape recorders. No, it was a thing called G cast.

I've said it's a it was an app called G cast. You got a phone number. You called into the phone number. You left a message. You're supposed to be like five minute message to your fans. And then you give that number out. They could call and hear the message. You're losing them.

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The number. You'd call the number. The voicemail. Yeah. So, Coismail would be the third. Bobby did podcasts on an answering machine. Yes! Yes, I fucking did. I invented it. That's what I'm saying. Before, before every But yes, I fucking invented podcast wouldn't exist without me 5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5 right. You met? Sir, second here. Do you, do you, do you, do you remember, um, do you remember that you would have, uh, what was it called, a guest book, a guest book. So you have a web, just a guest book.

So you give it out the link and you'd go and just leave a little message with your email. I got one of those and I had, uh, Bill Burr, Dan Cook, Jim Norton, Keith Robinson, under aliases, would, Norton was Mr. AIDS. Bill Burr was Chris. Keith was KWR superstar, but nobody knew who anybody was, and then we would trash each other.

They still don't know who those last two are. And then we'd trash each other and make fun of each other. I had hundreds and hundreds of people coming to that site just to read what the awful shit that people would say about me and each other every day. Until Dane actually- You're saying I'll be right in. So you invented Reddit. Jesus. Give me that button down. I invented fucking social media, dude That's social media. That's what Facebook and Twitter is

Okay, well you leave a message for people that you know and then other people making money off social media What's the voice was that? Oh? So I invented social media. Yes, I stick that in your chamber boys. We actually had a guy that was going to give us me and Colin, our podcast had 20,000 listeners on this thing. And back that's 90s money. Yeah. Wait a minute, but it was number eight, number six was Madonna. The only about it. Yeah, there was there was pdd Madonna, the only about the dude he's around. Yeah, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a, there was a I'm doing Vogue. I know, but it's an audio podcast. There's fucking 100 people in the audience right now, Bob. There's 40, for the folks at home.

40 people. Six of them are on stage. There's 30 people. Two of them are bartending. And one's here to blog about how much he hates us. I'm still trying to think of an end Vogue song. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it.

Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Describing scum. Oh.

Oh. Sorry. Two story. I had to pick somebody and he just had a special and Lewis has mad at me and they're legends. Well, I also scum. Scum will do that Carson bit earlier. So it was an end-break. So we had a guy call us up and we was gonna give us $5,000

a week to do this show. This is a five back then before, this before, $5,000 a week is a lot now. What are you talking about? Yeah. Why did you take that? To you too, shut up. That's a quarter of a million dollars a year if I'm not mistaken.

That's a ton of money for a podcast. It's a lot of money and I I was with it, but guess who wasn't? Dean Cook. The answering machine. Tell him about the conversation. The guy goes, can I just talk to you and call? I was like, yeah, so I get called. He's like, no, I'm not doing it.

I could, he just hear the guy and he goes, all right, fine. We call the guy up. The guy is, he goes, hey, I'm cooking dinner for my kids right now. Can I just give you the pitch real quick? And he's like, I'm a big fan. Call him goes, yeah, nah, I'm good. I'm like, I start laughing because I know he had a mood swing. And he just fucking said, fuck it and pulled the rip cord.

The guy goes, no, I just, you know, I won't cook dinner. I'll just give you the pitch. And he's like, nah. Fuck my kids, my kids don't have to eat. That's basically what he did. He's like, Nah, I'm good, thanks. It's not happening. And he hung up.

And he'll be over it any day now. Deepu, feel free to say anything. Oh. I'm sorry, I did. Play Clip of the Chamber, boys. Yeah, play another Chamber. AKA the dance odor fan club. Yeah, next week.

And there's a guy, Derosa. What happened? This is about Derosa. Oh, listen for a long time. Bring the Derosa. Let's go. Let's go. And there's a guy derosa who they always

talk about they hate who I think is a comment who used to be on the show that is a main takeaway from watching this even talk about having four months yeah here's the thing

they listen to one episode right and then deros is mentioned this bit is just an open my comic who doesn't understand who anybody is and what they try to do is because

they isolated the clip and posted it as Bobby Kelly as a terrible podcast they're trying to just get traction off of people clicking on it. They're doing some clickbait, faggot, horse shit. They did a good job, boy. You had to accept the effort. Yeah, you had us and then you said,

Oh, really? Because we have an audience, I can't say faggot. Yeah. Yeah. I think you just walked yourself through that one. Yeah. Yeah. When the low-reside fuck face.

I want to make it out of here. With a fucking bearded guy beating the shit out of me. Say, Money Cone. You know. To be old, is. No, I'm just fucking talking. What, you want to play more clips? Can you fucking raise a hand? Every time people want to talk, you just play the clip.

Yeah. Go ahead. No, just fucking talk about that stuff. It's horrible, but it's like that like, like, white girl thing where you're like, you guys were so funny. We should like totally have a show. Like, why don't we just add together?

I'm just like, how the hell? I'm gonna do the voices. You don't do the voices. Stop it! Actually, I like the voice. It was a good voice. Not a good voice. I mean, it's pretty good. What is her nationality that she says white girls like? She's white.

She's white. She's white also? She's very white. She's self-hated. Yeah, she's got like that Anglo-Imbra chin. It sounds like she's describing herself. She's like, it's those white girls that are like, I think I'm funny, but I'm like, that's what you're like.

Yeah, I'm on a podcast with three guys. I think I'm going to hear her. I'm not a bitch. Yeah. Are you calling your brilliant? I just let Red Bull be the one who's the best. So, he's like, it's those white girls that are like, I think I'm funny, but I'm like, that's what you're like. Yeah, I'm on a podcast with three guys. I'm on a tour to. Meta bitch, she's doing. Yeah. Are you calling your brilliant?

I just let Red Meta on a Snapple fact. I'm trying to put it in the conversation. That's two Snapple jokes you did. I know, it was a callback, Bob. Well, where's the bandana? Give it to me. Yeah. I'll take it.

Call back your answering machine with your first podcast. I didn't know it was going to go. I didn't think that was gonna go. I didn't think it was gonna go either, but they hate me apparently they're fucking chain-b-boy fans. As I was saying, I was like, this is so bad, and then they jumped in, I appreciate it. What else you got deep, boom?

Those come up to me and they're like, you know, I'm funny, I'm funny, I get beyond stage, I'm funny. I was like, no, honey, your love life is funny, your looks are funny, and was like, no honey, your love life is funny. Your looks are funny. And the last man you had, you were ridiculous. Yeah, but it's like, he said that we're ugly and we don't have sex. I don't have sex.

I don't know. No, no, he's too much his friends. Oh, his friends in the gay community. They hate women more than Louis does. I mean, this is crazy. That's not true. That's not true. That fire burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

By the way, guys, her Twitter handle is Abby Dubs tweet. No, you don't need to do that. So make sure you tweet. I don't know. You don't need to do that. Abby Dubs tweet. It's because you just gave her fucking 200 followers. Good for you.

They're not gonna follow her. They're gonna follow her. They're gonna what? They're gonna fucking call her fan. They don't mind talking to attack her. They're not gonna talk to her. Look, I They're gonna what? They're gonna fucking call her fat. The go-mites are gonna attack you. I don't even, look, I don't even wanna, like I don't even, I think it just means spirited. If you had, look, if you, if you, look, here's a deal.

If I did something or said something and you're attacking me for that and you had an actual issue with me, you're just saying, fuck him, fuck his show, and you spent an hour just being mean. Yeah, that's why they're fucking so. I don't do, I don't do this comics that I fucking don't think are funny at all. Priscofo. I would never,

fuck instead of for that one. God dammit. I would never, I would never out them on my show. I would never use the power or whatever of my show to try to get people to not like their standup because standup's subjectable. I don't know what the fuck you are. I'm not a word. Standup is subjectable?

Is it a word? That sounds like a frozen dinner. Colin, help me out. Do you guys want the chicken subjectables? Colin, step in and he time you walk, Colin. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Grace, if it turned out to be objective subjectibles? Colin, step in at any time you want, Colin. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You don't be graced if it turned out that way.

Subject. Colin, subject, thank you. Subjected. You know what? They're right. They're absolutely right. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You don't be great, though, as if it turned out that her parents went to one of your shows in like 2002 and you broke them up by doing crowd work. And almost she's just been waiting for it. Can I say something? It almost seems like it's something, it's definitely premeditated. Because they tried to make it like,

I'm just bringing this up out of the blue. Like, you know what? No, they had clips already premeditated. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. This was, everybody was in a transplant. Parent pussy, not faggot attempt, and getting heat on their podcast.

Can I say something though? That's the one thing that bugged me too. They actually said that there's a gay guy on the show and he was like, I don't know if I want to, no, not the show, that show. And he was like, I wouldn't want to go on that show. Like we're a home, like my show's homophobic. Do you have that clip?

Play this clip. I'll kiss him on the lip right now. I will stop this guy. I'm gonna take it easy. My show is the gayest show ever. It's when I have my gayest show. Yeah. I mean, we talk.

Go ahead, play the clip. I would be afraid to go on that show, I think, only because of like being a homosexual. You think the guys who are like, yo, what fucking told jokes for a living You think that guy maybe is a little bit homophobic. Yeah The fact that For living a homophobic hey guys that's all jokes for a living. I don't like same sex stuff Well, I mean he did say faggot nine times already so hold on hold on. I wasn't talking about the gay guy. I'm talking about the faggot's I was talking about the gay guy. I was talking about the faggots.

But my show, first of all, my show, I was the first podcast out of my group of guys to have a transgendered woman on it. I had a transgendered show with three transgendered women on it. You were trying to come. And I was on that show you were on that show right and I had a baby Jay Jay McBride who's a transgender comic who's hilarious. I was pounding like a gorilla What I'm taking your stilo I I used the word stilo shit Fuck it's like 85 It's alright. You'll just cool down tonight with a nice subjective-o.

Nice sounds very st-ex-objective-o. First bit's careful. I knew I was gonna take it down. I knew I was gonna take it down. I knew I was gonna take it down. Everybody's gonna bot, shut the fuck up, you're talking over, she's right. I'm taking the pounding tonight, fuck off, okay? My point is this, we had a podcast with two, three gay comics on it.

Guys, who came out, correct? No. Two, two, right? Two, yeah. We had a name out on the show. Well, I mean, talked about, you know, what's his name? I don't want to name the name. Tim Dylan.

Okay, there you go. Well, there you go, I guess. It's not a good name. It's a good name. I can talk about it. I don't know if he wants everybody to, but Tim Dylan, Zach was out. That's not Kim. Are you blue me in front of fucking 200 people?

Front of that is 100% true. And I will say it was amazing. Yeah. It's like, I take offense to that, that we're homophobic. We're the least, I'm the least homophobic fucking guy around. And our show and everybody on it, we've had so many discussions about being gay, transgender, and with alpha fucking males, the most alpha males you could fucking imagine, the guys that you're scared of, this fucking savage, sitting next to a transgender girl, and then opening

everybody's mind, and we're all friends mind and we're all friends and we get along and we laugh and we we we had a great show and he's talking he's just throwing shit out there to get people to know what you do we should time to the back of our pickup truck and drive him through our town to make a point for those of you who don't know we collectively own one pickup truck let's get him well also he said he's afraid I mean, we're very non-threatening. Not of you, Joe. No, I wouldn't think so. No, seriously, what are you gonna say?

Seriously? Yeah, what were you saying? Oh, I think that we're non-threatening people. I was being ironic because Lewis is, but he ruined the bit by being threatening in the middle of my fucking death about how he's not threatening. the truck. That's what I'm saying. Uh. Well, I'll tell you right now, I think that only was a premeditated. I think there's a leak in your organization.

You're saying there's a rat? Well, someone is just being inside, and it's a disgruntled member of this fucking crew. There's one without a chair. The worst is asshole was leaking in the back room Yeah, I just I just know you know, they were just throwing shit out in the wind and and and and I hate that I fucking hate that I hate when you call somebody a homophob and you don't even know all right Bob. We get it. You know the homophob Let's move on. I'm 49% gay. Yeah, are you acting like such a queer right now to prove to them something? Deep who has a question

You're depending yourself like this is a senate committee not only that I thought you guys would fucking back me up But you just zingin me with say something your fox. I said a bunch of things By the way, so accident that we're using using bananas for the bombs because that's a famous gay I knew Wow, you thought we were gonna get a fucking out. It was you know, frozen joke. No, that was funny. It was structural It was funny. It was funny in 78 San Pedro Yeah, good But when it comes to podcasting, people don't care.

That's why so much of the stuff out there is absolute shit like this because nobody puts the timing to it. Everyone thinks, oh, all I need is a mic and I just need to plug that into my computer and I'm good to go. And then the viewers will just come rolling in. That's why he never cheers. The viewers is that he is. Now what's watching? Well, that's the one thing they said. They were like, there are like- The viewers is the new viewers. No one's watching.

Well, that's the one thing they said. They were like, there were like, you know, the reason nobody's listening to his podcast, we have more subscribers than he does, no, they fucking don't. No, they don't. They have 20,000 subscribers on their YouTube channel because they had some like prank videos that went viral.

But they have 200 plays on each one of their podcast episodes. Right? This podcast says like 50, 60, 70,000 downloads in episode. Right. So they're just wrong about it. They're making shit up. I like the loose that gets down to the numbers. I'm a numbers guy. Yes. No, you take that overlay. There's a vent diagram of how it can all relate.

And the fact to say my show is not funny, you are out of your fucking mind. They are like the unfunny people at work that you get stuck talking to. And they want to tell you a story from the weekendunny people at work that you get stuck talking to, and they wanna tell you a story from the weekend before, and you're like, I fucking wanna quit this job. That's everybody. Like everybody at work. Like six years.

Six years has been, Hey, do the finger thing if you're gonna push the button, okay? Whoa, yeah, I really stepped on my furl. Do the finger thing. Do the thing. That blows my mind. I mean, like how do we have more subscribers and use on our segments than a professional comedian does who's been doing this for six years You can't spend no time Notations around professional comedians also Bobby's been doing this for 35 years

You should sue them for slander Miss information I I really think it's a fucking weird thing. It doesn't make sense to me I mean I'm not even really fucking mad at them because it's not my friends if it was you know You guys who did it or somebody I knew I'd be like what the fuck I Brandy legion of stangs comes up Tuesday God I hate can we get her number does some open my grass ever number right why don't we call it now on the show I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I think the crowd's getting tired.

I just I just I just I just don't understand why you would spend that much time on fucking just trashing me. Well, here's the other thing. There's the thing about young especially young female comics. They feel very comfortable. They have no respect for like people have been doing it for longer. Like I just have respect for any comic who's been doing it a lot longer than me. I just kind of have a weird, unsealed kiss. Thank you, Lewis.

Like, what are you talking about? I just feel like it's weird. There's like a hierarchy in comedy and that younger female comics that I don't respect that at all. Like, she shouldn't be trashing your standup when she's doing Bob DeBono, Bringer shows the cent of New York.

Pull Bob DeBono. Pull Bob DeBono. Bob just got a slap on the side. He wasn't even here. I was like, Bob the Bono just happened to have anybody who knows his name. I just think there's a comic code when you're in this business. There's a certain code that we go by.

Guy code. A guy code. A terrific show. Hey, Guy Cog. Talk about making unfunny guys famous. Yeah, well, I. Talk about making unfunny guys famous. Yeah. Well, I was happy about it. And if you keep this up, I'll take you to Guy Cork. We're dance sort of a judge jury.

I can see why they like you, Dan. You're just a fighter. I just, I think it's like, you know, you just don't talk shit about another comic out in the public. If you don't like somebody, if you don't like their standup, you keep your mouth shut and just let them do their thing. But I don't think they're real comics. They're not real comics.

They're just like open-micers who are, they're getting exactly what they want. It sounds like the one guy's not even a comic. He said, comedian. Two of them aren't comic comics. I think she's a little bit of a host of the shows and they bring on comics. That chicks on the show regularly and the gay guys are comic as well. You really studied the show? Oh, she's not a chamber bowl.

Yeah, dude, I spent two full days really getting into it. I call Bobby right away. And it's like, day way, is your fucking gum mites and skanks now? And then we unleash talent on them. Nobody even like this. Podcast wholers. And he hung up. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I was like, I was just, I've got to take my real ass horn to the top of the mountain. I, I, go, go, my, it's, I've got to take my real ass horn to the top of the mountain. Woo! Go, Mites! Get off your shift at Circle K! Go harass the woman online! No, but here's the thing. That's the thing. I was saying here's the thing.

I hate when you say that. Just say it. Well, I'll put you another episode of Here's the Thing. It was something... The other words that people that start their sentences with something like that. Yeah. Wow. Give me the bomb, Dana, for Joe.

I've got a couple of chuckles. Yeah. I've got a couple of chuckles. Uh, uh, uh, but in podcast, Rules of War. You have a Geneva Convention? You have rules. rules yeah rules of war you we don't strike first We fucking retaliate and that's what happened here, right? So that's like we're not bullies We're just gonna fucking go out and destroy this pod Yeah, I had a lot a lot of people call me like you know don't they call me up your Bobby

I'm gonna attack them on Monday and I was like you know all right I don't want to say nothing. I haven't said shit to him yet. Everybody I was like, you know, all right. I don't want to say nothing. I haven't said shit to him yet. Everybody's like, what are you going to say? I'm like, what the fuck am I going to say? You don't like me? I don't, good, I can't make somebody think I'm funny

or think my podcast is good. But I just think it's fun. I think it was mean-spirited. I don't think it was real. I think it was just very mean-spirited to go after my show. Because look, I have all you fucks on it. I have a lot of new guys on it. I think it's a I think it's a fantastic

Fucking show to me too and I yeah I have a lot of The reason why I have a I have a lot of people on because a lot of people want to fucking do it and I don't want to say no I don't want to say no. I think we strap a bomb to Fistuka and send her in Bobby I'll take a out for you, Bobbi. I'll take her out for you, Bobbi. My favorite moment was just now when you said that, only have to cry to applaud it. I'll take her out for you, Bobbi.

I mean, you know what I'm saying, Quinn? I'll do it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, comics, trash, and other comics is fucking out of line, I think. Yeah. If you're going to be able to do it, we have to have a little bit of, you know, honor among thieves, then. Are there comics you're going to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be

able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be out of them, would you ever go on a fucking show? Now, never. Why? Because it's low class. Could you expand on the, are you hot? Hot. Hot. I said it's low class. I'm leaning you like a fucking lawyer. I know, but saying low class says it all, why would I go and fucking run my mouth for five minutes

when I give you the perfect succinct answer? Because I got a fucking 200 people here. We got 14 more minutes left It's 35 a little what 35. Yeah, yeah fucking speak 35 Jesus What Dan does what would Macho Man say about this Dan stop trying to beat me into this they brought this up on the chamber boys What what you're Macho Man that Lewis just makes fun of my character. I don't make fun of them I love them. That was Joe DeRosa that made funny a character. Joe DeRosa is a faggot.

No, that was yup. Will you stop this fucking thing? You got money going. We just fucking do it in an accent. Yeah. So it sounds better. You don't tell him, man. You can get away with a lot of stuff.

You do voices. Yeah. Oh yeah, he sucks a lot of dick. He's taking it like, berserk as hell. That's all you gotta do. Dress it up. Dang it, not dude. What you gonna do?

No, Lewis, pit me into that. He knows how to get me into it. Final, there's some more obscure. What would the Brooklyn Brawler say about this day? One, two, three, I don't know. That's not like, Kant Chocula. That's not Kant Chocula. It's the count from Sesame Street.

Well, whatever. Thirty-four minutes. Joe looks like a wife waiting to go home. You're not a word of... You're not a word of... Function and she's like, are you gonna wrap it up? Uh... You said one drink.

Hey, Dan, I know a lot of wife that have beards. Good one. All right, well, there you go. I'm fucking moving on from that. We're all done. Let's move on. Yeah, it's all down. Move on. You know, I do prove what I'm talking about. I do it tight five. Give me a couple bits. Go. Go, look at him. What could go wrong? I was doing a fucking five here. Give me a set. Do it one, set. Do it one, set.

Do it one, set. Do it one, set. Come on, Bobby. Do some on the bench to this stuff. Quinn goes, don't fall for it. You saw my ego go, well, uh. Thank you, thank you. I was about, I literally was about to go, hey, my dog just died.

My low point on the show, Bob, was when we wanted to get Kelly to do a joke. And then she was like, now you're all going to, I can't do the accent. Bobby, so to do. She'll look like, no, no, no, you know what Kelly I'm gonna be a good friend here I'll do a joke of mine to make you feel better So I do my joke and I just here Broom And it's fucking Kelly hit the button I'm trying to stand up and be a hero for it

She plays fucking crickets on me and then high fives everyone and you know That's when the podcast used to be good and we used to have sound effects We had one, it was Crickets. Before the bomb danna we had the Crickets. Anyways, it hurt my feeling. Would you ever have a mom to hash it out? No, I never... Yes!

What, for what? Why would I... It wasn't... I would have the mom, I had the guy, the troll, the guy, what's his name? The guy that was a... Gary Vita? No. He's a name? The guy that was a tagger? Gary Heeter? No. He's a very short Jewish guy.

When I got attacked, when Anthony Cumia, when his fans were mad at whatever, that Patrice and Blah Blah Blah, about his benefit, and I was like, fuck you, they were all trying to get me to respond, and I was like, look, it's not about who's going to the benefit. It's about Patriso Neal keeping awareness about who he was, raising money for his family. I got attacked for that. And I had a lot of guys that trolled me. And I had one of them on the show.

And I'll do that because it was a misunderstanding. Thank you, Casey. Yeah, thank you, Casey. We had him on the show. We had a guy who was saying some fucked up shit. He came on the show. We talked it out. He actually admitted. I was fucking trying to just fuck with you and troll you And he was like sorry, and I was like look man. This is my point of view. I'll do that But these this is just mean spirited shit. This is just out of the blue fucked up has no

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Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. There's some words I can't say there like what nice set scopo The fucking truth It's like you it's like you sitting there mind these businesses having a nice cup of tea you walk by just suck upon But you're waiting the bathroom boom if I had them on my show it would be there'd be there's like fucking nine of them So that would be the show that they hate anyway What's the 12 of us? I don't know. I don't know if I'd have them. There's four of them There's four of them. So we have them on the show. What do we need to Lewis? What am I gonna do change their mind who gives a fuck yeah with violence?

I'm not gonna Lauren beat the shit out of the check. I'll take two of the dudes. I'll get scrappy. I'll sit on one of them. You'll fight the Indian versus Indian. Best kiss in a real, they both die. But what if they win? Don't see, inverse don't see.

What if they win and we just all get our asses kicked? Absolutely. And then they take my studio. They'll spit on you while you're all bloody and crumpled. Stop talking over each other. Poo. Yeah, I'm not, I don't think so. I may have the girl on, maybe have the girl on, right?

She's a lady. Maybe have the lady on. She's a lady. Oh, Jesus. You have a chin off with her, too. All right, listen, I thought that this was going to be a top. It's been very funny, my fucking expense. All right, listen, I thought that this was gonna be a top. It's been very funny, my fucking expense.

Scott was taking a few on the Big Fat ass. Yeah. I see Scott but we're gonna be like this in America. Hey. There he is. 100% accurate. Hey kid, today your hair looks great. I actually just took Scott but with me on the road and I was very nervous about him because

he said can you go well because you usually MCs and I'll have Stavros who I love will we know. Stavvy baby. He'll middle for me. That's the way it goes. But I called the coach and they said That's a good joke. They said they said okay stop Scopus Middleton I was like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, but it was already in play So I was like shit. I was a little nervous, but I he fucking re-merded all weekend

Stop here that Joe. I mean scope Three shows walk the fuck out out, and I was like, I feel like I'm a special needs kid. Like, he's good too. It's okay. Dude, you did great this weekend. You killed finally. You did fucking great.

Rudy. Rudy. Oh. Lewis, I've been trying to tell you women are funny. Just kidding. How about trying to tell you women are funny Just kidding How about trying to tell him I think my wife. Yeah, all right It's funny. I was just very proud. I was very happy that you were you killed finally You know what I mean because it makes me nervous for 24 minutes. No, no

Who's 20 20 minutes you did 20 minutes? I think you did 25 one night right? 27 whoa went over you cock suck. Yeah, I went over. Yeah Don't have a fucking dude that again. They love me Bobby Then we ate like fucking savages. We know Bobby did look. I've been trying dude I've been really I've been gonna want to work outside today Dude I ate a 20 foot I ate a 20 inch steak and cheese with two bags of chips. I said let's work out before and you were like silenced making it. But we were getting subs before we agreed that we were gonna get 20 inch subs.

We're gonna see it in a minute tape before it? Dude I'm not gonna go work out and then eat a 20 inch sub. I'm just gonna eat the fucking sub. You should get subs to two, it's for the show. Alright. I'll take, but I stand by it. But it's not even, we had to talk in huge. It was big. It was big.

And then we did Switchies. He did Italian. I did the steak and cheese. And I was like, have Zizi, he was like, yeah. And that's why I actually, I veered him towards the Italian, because I wanted to fight. I wanted the Italian too. So I was like, you want an Italian? He was like, yeah, I veered him towards the Italian, because I wanted the Italian too. So I was like, you wanted the Italian? He was like, yeah, I was like, great, hot.

Yeah, so I was like, that's exactly what I wanted. But I wanted the steak and cheese too. And then I got two bags of chips. Then later, we got pizza in the green room. We got fucking. No, no, no, no, no. You got pizza in the green room. I got pizza, fuck off. You make him sign a non-disclosure if he's got a middle foot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and the McFlurry. Wow. And I went back to the room alone. What flavor?

And I watched the fucking last two episodes of the flash on Netflix. In my underwear, no shirt, just a... I had one sock on. What flavor, McFlurry? What flavor, Oreo? What do you fucking... Exactly Oreo.

What do you fucking nuts? I just can't believe you ate a sub twice as big as my dick. I wasn't Stavros invited this weekend. That's a real question. It was Stavros who's there. It was doing, oh, I got a beef. What, me? This is good podcast. I got a beef. I had a beef. Sparkers, sparkers.

I got a beef. Stav beef Sparky stores I got a beef Stavros was doing my uncle's firehouse show raising money for the lowly wholebrook fire department a gig I booked him on seven months ago dear friend of mine volunteering to do a very short money gig for a firehouse Get it and he's on the phone like this. No, Bobby. I have to do it. I can't do impressions But I gotta do and I just see you going fucking blow off the gig dude You got a man firemen whoa firemen He doesn't care Bobby doesn't care Join the fucking chamber boys

You hate I'm gonna be doing this show on my fucking phone by myself in a garage soon. You know what? People sucked it. Fun story that's how Marin started. Yeah. Which I'm doing Marin on Wednesday. No, no, he's doing it sexually. You can plug my Twitter. What's your beef with firemen?

First of all, he never said it was a fireman show. He never said it was for you. Just said he couldn't do it. That's it. He said he couldn't work The only ten draft house again because he was just there So he said he would have but he was just there. He didn't tell me that it was a fireman joke Bobby H. heroes. I love heroes. I fucking first of all I love firemen in my favorite But that's what you know if that happened we wouldn't know that he's a born middle his old times in MC He hasn't even killed now. He's been a fucking MC. He just but say he stepped up now Maybe that's what he responded to oh, he's no he's coming on the room me from now on now that he

Vistoff is out. So versus out no Now on now the D. Stavros is out. Stavros is out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you say? So no, I didn't know. That's a perfectly good explanation. I thought it would be a good potter. And obviously I didn't have the full story. And I apologize. Oh, it's a word I invented. What's potter? Well guess what?

But for a podcast, potter. It's pretty good. Wait a minute, but you're taking Bobby's word for it that Stavros didn't tell him all that. I'm not sure I believe that. That's a good point. Excellent point, Colin. What are you doing?

You hate firemen. Do you hate me? Well, I'm a boss. Stavros, where are you? Stavros. Give me a stab roast. Stavros. Come on, Stavvy, baby on Instagram.

Stavros is my son. My son. My son. Come on up, Stavros. There's a microphone right here. Squeeze by that. Poorly received entrances of all time It looks like 1970s Bobby He's like the right. He's like the rest of it. That's already in the ring with the

Astas. He's pretty cool Bobby Before Bobby got a little other Jack is that a deep purple shirt. No, he's alt Bobby. That's right. Hello everyone Is that a deep purple shirt? No, he's alt Bobby. That's right. Hello, everyone. Good. Good. Good.

He's still terrible. He's still terrible. Great. Yes, I said it was a benefit. You said it was a fireman benefit. You didn't say it was Fajillo list. I said Joe. I said Joe.

You did not. You did not. Yes, I did. No, you did it. Yes, absolutely. I did. 100% I said it was Fajillo. Unless you're going to replace me with Scob scopo in which case I'd never said it

Hey Bobby now that your pants are on fire who's gonna put them out? I said it was a benefit first of all put that little chubby finger down. I'm sorry Put it away. You never said it was a benefit. I never said it was a fireman benefit. I never said fireman If you said fireman, I wouldn't have said it I never said it was a fireman benefit. I never said fireman if you said fireman. I wouldn't have said Yeah, but what's up? It's not good enough. What if it was for cancer? Yeah, by the way fireman is like the bottom of the wrong benefits. There's so many higher causes. What? How do you anybody? Cancer fucking is not above fire maybe

First day It's not about fire maybe First baby What's the fire man dude baby eight these those things baby You don't think there's such thing as baby aids not no there's no baby What baby aids is real? So you being a baby aids denial now Lewis has a new t-shirt baby aids It's a brilliant idea. It's not bad. You have my child, please Yeah, there's a people baby well babies are born with aides all the time in this country Bob Not all the time all the look up the numbers guys every

Look up the numbers. How many ant he just has clips people play a clip of the chamberboards One more clip, Deepu. Oh, that's a nice thing. Oh, that's a nice thing. They do have this funny, they do have this one. They do this one funny thing that they do, which I kind of like, which is they call it the bomb danna. So every time someone on the show tells a bad joke, they get a bandana and they tie it around their microphone

as like a penalty. And I think the whole show needs a bomb danna, basically. That was a nice thing, nice thing. and they tied her on their microphone is like a penalty and I think the whole show needs a bomb, Danah, basically. But. That was a nice thing, nice thing. It almost worked. They couldn't help himself. Look at this poor lady.

She's not, miss, what's your name? Can you give the microphone to Marie? Marie, you're not even a podcast fan, right? You're here with somebody. Your son, right? Your son's a fan of the show. and he dragged you and your husband here. And you, you okay? Mr. and Mrs. Scopus, stand up please.

Ha ha. It's nice to see you. Mom, what do you think of this, Miss Mary? Yeah. Well said. Ha ha ha. Well, yeah, what? Yeah, what? Who's side of you on the chamber boys are ours

What the hell Give that mic going back to Star Wars Star Wars is that the new red skin Jersey by the way come on You like the mic you see to get Star Wars go get the mic back You like the mic? I just thought Rose, can we get the mic back from that lady. Oh god. Just do a hyal, I just saw that. She went like that.

I saw that, he's Greek. Listen, we're going to do a little Q&A here for anybody on the panel. We're doing an hour, we're usually a longer show, but we're going to do a little Q&A. If you have a question, all you have to do is walk up here and see the beautiful Lauren and ask a question. I'll show bringing the mic to you. If you have a question for anybody on the panel or anything we talked about, anything about the show, you can ask it right now. Anybody have a question? And if you don't, if you're a fan of the show, just make one up so we don't look like assholes right now. Well put. Thank you. Who's got a question? Raise your hand.

Yes, Louis. Not you. Louis, don't you. Good. What's just asking question? What color are the lines under? No, you're done. No, but where you're done.

You're done. You don't get the mic again. You're the last one. Ma! Why don't you like my son middle school? Do you understand? If you don't ask a question, they're going to have a have a chamber boys will have another episode about how shitty this show is They can't even get a question

Go ahead that guy has one good. We have a question. Well have him come to you. Yes, sir. Please say your name Lewis's father. He's been on the fuck. Yeah. Hey, what's up, dude? Good. Oh, go. I don't die going What's your what's your name? Gil Bravo. Gil Bravo. Great name for comedy. He was on the die podcast. Oh, yeah, hey, what's up, dude? Good. Oh, go. How's your diet going? What's your name? Gil Bravo. Gil Bravo. Great name for comedy. He was on the diet podcast. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How you doing? It's, have you been listening? You're terrible. You're just gonna do foot sub. You're just gonna do the Scooby Doo diet.

When I got here, I had to shit so bad tonight. I went in the bathroom, I shit for 20 minutes and I heard women just filing up in line going is someone in there? Yeah, I'm waiting too. And I was shitting out McDonald's, McFlurry's, a sub, a pizza. She's gonna squatty pop.

She sticks. I opened the door and I had to apologize, like I went, I'm so sorry for what you're about to walk into. It smelled like I was delivering Chinese food for the last two days. No thanks for all the front row. But also when you go on the road, like you know, especially when you're doing a long time, like we have, you try the best you're gonna die,

and you just get this bleak feeling, and you're like, I'm gonna commit suicide, if I don't eat whatever the fuck I want for the next two days. No, I get depressed, I'm on the fucking road, because I'm buying myself away from my fucking kid. I can't buy a self. You know, you had me this weekend.

Well, you're by yourself. He's at the gym. But here's the thing, you buy yourself, I can't, I don't drink. I'm saying it's the thing you buy yourself. I can't drink the thing that's Lewis's Thank you. I don't drink. I don't smoke I can't do drugs. I'm not banging. I'm not doing hookers I'm not trying to hook up, but I don't have Tinder. I can just swipe people away You can do without hooking up. I was doing I can't my life sees me on Tinder I'm getting fuck and tell her that you're just playing the game. You're just trying to get the fucking yeah

Just tell my wife. I'm just seeing what's up on tender fucking. That's why you're not with your girl anymore Just a quick quick a Real last dude So buddy by the way smokes 1100 cigars a day. So I don't know what I smoke once a guard day maybe all right That's not a lot you're getting mouth cancer. No, I'm not will you do my podcasting my comedy stinks. I'm fat. I'm getting cancer Baby it's denier. I'm gonna get a job at fucking home Depot with Keith Robinson To real to real job at fucking Home Depot with Keith Robinson. Oh, two-wheel, two-wheel.

That's our real Stroke of Genius. Oh! Too soon, too soon, too soon. Jesus Christ, John. Jesus, John. Jesus, John. Excuse me, sir. The diet is fucking down the tubes.

Yeah, but I'm going to get back tonight. I had meatballs and broccoli. That's good. That's not bad. That's not your skinny twats. That's good. Meatballs and broccoli. So I'm back on today. Were they a carbolous meatballs? Like, no breadcrumbs or anything in them? Come eat some fucking slack, dude. I didn't have the bread and the cheese on... Ugh. I think that's great.

Thank you, Joe. You're welcome. Broccoli's terrific, and meatball has meat. It's good. Yeah, it's a meatball. Well, they make them with breadcrumbs. Shut up, Lewis. That's a good point.

Next question. Next question. Boy, boy, folks at home, I mean, there's just too many to deal with here. I mean, this is... I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. What time is it? We got eight minutes left It's at 55. Hey, a question. All right. There we go. Finally. I had a question for Dan. Of course you're the man from every buddy Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Everybody loves Dan. Everybody loves Dan.

I just wanted to ask something. How do you get your shirt over your head? I have it sewn around me. I was in stress. Every morning I wake her up. I go, it's time. You do the same thing you might have to do with my kid. I have to stretch it out and just push it over his head. That was a real thing when I was a kid. It was really hard for me to get my head through certain shirts. my kid after stretching out and just pushing over his head. That was a real thing when I was a kid.

I couldn't, like, it was really hard for me to get my head through certain shirts. Yeah, you always had to wear V-necks. It really was a problem, probably. That's why your nose is so flat from putting shirts on. Fine, it's still a great. And I have the head butt force of a ram. Your special was great, by the way.

Thank you very much. It's not a question Damn how did you pass so great it was it was I I watched it was amazing That you could have opened a little stronger, but anyway, yeah, I thought it was fucking great This was one of the funniest guys walking right now. Thank you. Yeah, I think you're doing great on your diet today these guys walking right now. Thank you. I think you're doing great on your diet today. You're just lying to each other. I'm seeing a big...

Don't condit, you're condescending. I'm too soon. That used to be a word right. That word was right. Bob, you nailed it. Bob, you nailed it. Only because he doesn't know the word patronizing. We never got the guys question.

I get the query. If five minutes, we just got a written sign that says five minutes less. It was written in pencil. Oh, it's just in pencil. I was just gonna ask if the the ship for SNL has sailed if you if you yeah There's no shot. I'm done. Okay, that was all I'll be back. But he's it CQ will be back. I want one more question. What do we got one more five-minute question? What's up? Bobby, I have a question for you. What's up?

If you're holding Scopo and Stavros over a cliff, who do you save? Good question. You're holding them both. Obviously Scopo. Because Bobby's fucking tendons are ripping it as long as he's holding Stavros. I have a question for you. What's up? If you're holding Scopo and Stavros over a cliff, who do you save?

Good question. Good question. You're holding them both? Obviously, Skopo, because Bobby's fucking tendons are ripping in his arm with his holding stavros. Colin has not got the chance. I have a love stavro so much. There's something so adorable about him.

If you imagine me like a little minion, and we eat the same, I mean, I've eaten with him, and it's just fucking beautiful. We just... Nobody else would describe it as beautiful. Dude, he does. Let's go, but we can save him something here, because look at his hair cut.

Superman. Wow. I don't want to end the podcast. No more questions. I get to end on my bomb. I think... I think I would save I would save I would save I would save Starvros

You barely knows the fuck you have you read you this car suck it gets full That's the thing that every human yeah, not not Starvros me Starvros and Scopo went to the North end of Boston We got food and I bullied into eating then we to the North End of Boston. We got food. They got bullied into eating. Then we went to Bulbas bakery. We got fucking pizza. We got canollis. And then he goes, I'm done, guys.

I can't eat anymore. Yeah, I can normal human being. Yeah, I don't want to fucking eat with the normal human being. Oh, that's a great idea. I want to eat with a fat green cake that can shovel it down. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

We're putting together a dream team. Ha, ha, ha, team. All right, guys, that's it. I want to thank, first of all, I really do want to thank, especially Joe, Lewis, Dan Soda, Scopo. I know you're Dan, you fuckface. Deepu, Colin Quinn, one of my greatest friends, Lauren and Stavros, you guys, I don't give a fuck what anybody says about my podcast, you can like it not like it, I don't

give a fuck, but I know that you guys as my original team that is was there pretty much all the time we did a lot of great fucking shows. Fuck here we did and I show. So So, fuck that. Bobby's retiring. I think you guys are the, seriously, the fucking dream team of podcasts. I've had so much fun with you guys. If you were gonna have somebody replace you for the podcast for the lead host of YKWD,

who would have paid. I would have that girl Abby. I'd let her try it out. Bobby, you have a great podcast and you're a great comic and fuck the chamber boy. Yeah. I, um, I love, I love this a couple of people. Try it out Bobby. You have a great podcast and you're a great comic and fuck the chamber boy. Yeah I love I love this a couple people this lady right here. I like this

Marie Marie jury still out Marie. What do you think of the podcast? Did you have fun tonight? Dad, what about you? Dad, what about you? All right, thank you very much. You guys, the fans have showed up. I fucking love you to death. Thanks for listening to the show. Give it up for Dan Soda. Joe List.

The Puerto Rican rattlesnake. Deepu Scopo Lauren. And the great Colin Quinn and give it up and Bobby Gully. Give it up for podcasts for making this happen every year. Putting podcasts on the map and making it possible for you to come see the show live. We got posters upstairs for $10. Yeah, posters and everything. You guys gonna come up. We're gonna come up there. Have a good night. Take care everybody. con volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, numentos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras desesperan.

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