Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Yoshi Obayashi | Zainichi Koreans

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

This week Bobby is joined by Yoshi Obayashi, Yoshi talks about taking part in medical testing, working in the porn industry, and his fascination with tragic events from history. This episode is sponsored by GhostBed Listeners can get 40% off all products sitewide! Use promo code YKWD at GhostBed.com/ykwd for 40% Off Sitewide. Limited Time Only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Who the, what, should I have you on the show? I mean, nobody likes you. Am I doing the wrong thing? So last year, there was two shows, right? Yeah. Pacinco on Apple TV and Tokyo Vice and HBO. Yes. It was the first time in two television shows where they talk about Zainichi Koreans or Japanese Koreans. And there are special ethnic groups. And I was shocked

because why people will ask me, I use Zainichi. And like, it's really strange. Just like Russell Peter, Russell Peter is Angelo Indian. He's not Indian, really. So to be Zainichi, you have to be dis... I think he's Puerto Rican. I think this whole, he just ended up people. But he was a goofy Puerto Rican. I think he's a Puerto Rican with a touch of Down syndrome. Right.

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Welcome everybody to the YKWD podcast live above the comedy seller studios. And I got a great guest today. Of course Joe's not here, Moosh is not here, but we have the two tizzy's. We have Max. We actually have three tizzy's. Our guest is a tizzy's we have max we actually have three tizzy's our guest is a tizzy and when I say tizzy if you're not up to date it's the artistic twins we got Danny tizzy one and we got max tizzy too and producing the show today so go to my website robikellerlive.com I'm performing all summer long in theaters Lakonia, New Hampshire I'm gonna be in Rutherford, New Jersey. I'm doing a bunch of theater shows all around. You know, I don't work that much in the summer

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I think it's a superhero power. Who do we got on the show today, Tizzy too? Tizzy too, we got a comedian and a former porn executive, Yoshi. I mean, that's it. You know, his last name? What is it? You can't say it. You can't say it. You had Max say it because you couldn't say it. You know, you don't have his last name? You can't say it. You can't say it.

You had Max say it because you couldn't say it. You be so sure. No, I have Max introduced the show every week. I have him. That is, I'm going to say this right now. First of all, I'm going to look right into the camera. And that is true. I could not say his last name.

No, I know his last name. I'm just saying, I have you introduced the guests in the show. Yoshi's fine. Yoshi's fine. How dare you? All right, I'll, how dare you? I fucked up. Pull back to Kurt. Then no, Max, I'm talking to Danny now. Oh, cool. How dare you? You never pulled back to Kurt and on the the great and powerful fucking boss. Um, what's up, buddy? how you doing? Good, as far as the name goes, you know, the movie usual suspect. Yeah, remember Kobayashi? Yes, just take the K, Obayashi. Obayashi, yeah, there you go, that's it.

I know your last name. Okay. I know Yoshi Obayashi. Yes, thank you. I love saying it. Me and my family say it before we eat every night, we go, thank you, Yobi Ashi Ashi. Yobi Ashi Ashi.

Yoshi Api Ashi. We give thanks to Yoshi Api Ashi. And Bobby, thank you for making me comfortable by wearing that. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. You guys don't know that Yoshi's Japanese.

And as a boy, he feared this. Yes. It's nice to remind me tsunami right there for my family. This is a great wave, Uncle Sy, wiped out most of your family back in the early 1800s. And this is what. Wow, I'm impressed you have that reference. He's a great wave of Uncle Sy.

Yeah. He's got stuff with that son. Oh, Jesus. What's up, Japanese is my game. Wow, all right. Wow. All right, you know that., you didn't know that. Most Americans wouldn't know that.

I, I'm gonna tell you right now, I have an affinity for you for two reasons. Okay. One, you're just an interesting guy. You, people don't understand this, is that you, most comics, I said this year, front, have comedy in acting, comedy and music,

music and acting. Sure. You know, you had porn and comedy. You have a million other things that you do. You'll do stand up. Yeah. And then you're into Broadway plays. You're into musicals and plays.

Sure. But you also go around studying like, You're into musicals and plays. Sure. But you also go around studying like... Weird stuff. Yeah, weird stuff like terrorism and terrorists and serial killers. And you go on your own dime. Nobody's really paying you to do this. No, no, no. You're going to do all this stuff.

And then you go, and I want to get into some of this stuff, then you'll go to make money like this chunk of cash, you'll go and do these experiments. Medical testing, yeah. Medical testing, yeah. Which I'm waiting for you to come back with a dick on your head one time, where all this stuff goes wrong. And I've been having a little bit of issue this year

first time in like 11, 12 years, I'll be honest. Really? Yeah. From. Um, so for those of the people watching that show now, not from Erich or so, what is it? That, you know, every drugs that we're everybody, there's a period somebody have to be tested on animals first and human beings. And they pay humans good money to be tested for a week or longer. Or longer. And you do it.

I do it. And because they particularly pay most money from people from Japan. Why? Because Japanese people metabolize medication better than any other race. Because you guys are superheroes from Godzilla? Well, radiation may be.

I don't know why. Is that because of us? Because we grabbed those nukes on you. Yes, we made you guys superheroes. The inward of Japan. But yeah, is that the... But did you say that's the inward of Japan? Nukes.

I thought it was a joke, but when I lost my job 11 years ago, I used to get these letters and somehow they get my name, I think maybe they got it from the Department of Census Bureau. They would look for like Japanese-Japanese American and then these drug companies are constantly looking for Japanese people. Every pharmaceutical company don't have drug to be tested every single day. So they have to go third-party co-CRO which is a clinical research organization. Their job is constantly doing testing job for pharmaceutical company. So real quick, anybody who doesn't understand anything, we're going to close caption this episode underneath. So just hit the CC. Go ahead. I'll speak slower.

underneath. So just hit the CC. Go ahead. I'll speak slower. So I'll get text messages, emails saying we're looking for Japanese between age of 18 through 55. Okay. We need for five weeks. We're doing a pancreatic cancer study and non smoker, non drinker, and they have to weigh the insert BMI to qualify for the study. And they're quite often have a hard time finding even in America for Japanese, so they have to fly them in from Japan. They fly Japanese people in to America because it's really fasted. Yeah, because it's all about Japanese people are fat. Fat?

Yeah, the BMI has to be... Oh, no, no, no, no, they have to be... It's just the alcoholic smoking fat So hey hey you want to do a testing hey how well how much you weigh two That's a really good Pronunciation um Ha ha ha sorry body mass index right you know if I if Shane Gillis did a Japanese voice he wouldn't have got fired No, no that's true. That's true.

But he wouldn't do anything wrong. If he did, hey, you called Zilla, he would have been fine. If you do that, the other one, which I don't, I can't get fired because I have nothing. But that's a Japanese accent. Yeah, very good. So, what do you got to? So last, the one I think last one was late November, December for 38 days.

Wow. So you're locked up and then once you can't leave. You cannot leave. Is it like, like, strange your things, like in a building like that, like some medical building where you have to wear the same clothes or do you... Yes, you have to wear the same clothes or do you? Yes, you have to wear. So the one on the Arizona is mostly Mexicans and white people. And depends on the study. So one study.

Black people are getting fucked there too. They get paid less. It seems like. Really? Wow, okay, so I just threw in a joke. But when nobody laughs at that joke, it's just racist. I mean, guys, can you fake it? You tizzy twins?

At the facility in Arizona, you have a different uniform based on the different studies that you're doing. So if you're doing pancreatic, you wear all red. If you're doing liver cancer, you're all green or whatnot. So that's that way you could separate all the group. It does look like a prison sometimes. 100%. Yeah. Or a mental ward. Can you turn the AC off? So the one I did late last year, 37, 38 days, there's a schedule every day.

But once you follow the schedule outside of that schedule, you're free to do whatever, but you cannot leave the facility. So what do they have in the facility for you to do? Just TV? You have internet. facility free to do? Just TV. You have internet. You could walk around a little bit. You could read, watch TV. But you cannot do heavy exercise

because that really fuck up the medication. It gets your heart rate up too, right? Right. When you exercise, your testosterone level go up and that really fuck up the medication you're taking. What about the food? Do they have good food? Not really.

And there are some study insists you have to eat everything within 15 minutes. Other studies you could eat little or nothing, but they monitor you the whole time. So like Japanese people, they fly them in. Do they give them Japanese food? Mostly Japanese food, yes. So they fly in like, hunks of whale?

No. No. Of the joke. They're like the left-right. Yes, so they they'll fly in like hunks of whale Of the joke I mean, Horteslee offensive If you guys didn't laugh. I mean what the fuck I have to say they're pretty chewy I don't even if you ever had those things whale you had whale. Yeah, I mean, it's not good They're common dish in Japan. Yeah, they give them to kids at school. Sure. Yeah. Why? Your first time I love Japan. I love Japanese people. Yeah, they give them to kids at school. Sure. Yeah. Why? You're very surprised.

But I love Japan. I love Japanese people. Yeah. I love it. I would move there. If I had billions, or nothing, I'd say millions. If I was a millionaire, I definitely have a house in Japan. 100%.

I would have a, I would not, you know, like, baby, do it. I'll go to France or I'll go to Italy. I would, I would go get a house in Japan. I never knew this. Yeah. I would have a you know, like, baby, do it. I'll go to France or I'll go to Italy. I would, I would go get a house in Japan. I never knew this. Yeah. I would have a house in Japan. I'd have a place in Aruba. I'd have a place up in Westchester.

And I'd buy a place in Medford, Mass. There is Tokyo Comedy Club. They do English shows. Really? And the homes are really, really cheap. Because most Japanese, it's offensive for most Japanese to buy used old homes. it's a bad luck, but foreigners are buying this beautiful home for nothing in Japan right now.

Really? Yeah. Oh, well, let's buy a house together. You want to buy, oh, you can't, we're going to get into that. I, I, I did go first time in 20 years, six months ago. Let's talk about that. Okay. We want to get, I want to, this is weird to me because you get paid thousands of dollars

to go get tested or something right? Yeah, the last study was 19,800 or something like that 37 days. Yeah That's crazy and you got they shooting you up with this pancreatic cancer drug And to see what it does to you. I don't understand. Okay, so before they put the medication With people with problems they have to give it to healthy candidate to see if there's a allergic reaction or any other side effects. Yeah, you want to minimize that so they do it a healthy people. So Japanese people absorb it better, so you'll see results better. Yeah, it's cool.

Well, God, I forgot the terms, but yeah, we I forgot the terms, but yeah, we enter our blood system fast in any other race, and we process it better than any other race. I don't know, I don't know why, but we do. So they pay premium for that. Wow, so a white person might get paid 20,000. There's plenty other study they don't need Japanese, but on this one, so if there was Japanese people, and was a white person, they're getting paid less than you.

They just wouldn't use a white person for that study. Really? So you went in and you did this thing and now you're feeling side effects, you say? No, no, last six months. And you can't do anything about that, right? No, no. So I qualify for three studies, right? I chickened chicken one first day

They double check make sure everything's okay. Yeah, and then everything's fine We have to make sure you Japanese to right? They did that too. That was joke. They did that too. They make it they make it like I'm killing him I mean here they make you write family tree Make sure the both of them make you paint the tree and that's your name like bonsai tree. Yes Sorry, and Come on They make you paint the tree and that's your name like bones. I treat yes I'm I get killed but for some reason last shoot a bone arrow of a horse That's a curse all our reference now I'm you have to catch a you have to catch a quay fish and a pond with your hand But last three studies after I checked in next day, I still qualify, but for whatever reason,

the only kid, so if they need 10 people, they'll bring 15 people. And for some reason, last three studies, I got cut. I mean, they pay $1,000 to stay for the night, but they cut you out. Yeah, well, this never happened before. Usually if I could cut from one study, I'll make it into another one.

But you didn't make any of this last time. Last three times, yeah. Is there something that they tell you why? They don't really tell you? That's bad because maybe there's something, maybe you have cancer. Maybe there's something wrong with you. Yeah.

I mean, right? Sometimes they'll say like you didn't qualify because we noticed you have this problem. But what? Um, for example, um, not, um, what disease is that? AIDS. No hole. I can't remember. They said that I must have exposure to some disease when I was on crabs.

No. But crab it. It didn't affect me, but I was exposed to something when I'm young. And I don't qualify for these studies. Like I can medical check up all the time, you know, and depends on the study. Like, another study I could have done, but they were gonna do spinal shot flute thing. I've done that twice. I don't want to do it for the third. Heard, right? It hurts like a motherfucker and, uh...

So, there's just place... You could get paralyzed. See, you sign all that away. If you get paralyzed, it's done. You're done, yeah. And they just, what do they do? They throw you over a hill like Spartan babies? I mean, what do they just throw? What do they do? Nothing. I mean, if you're signed on list, there's a gross negligence on their part. You can't really do anything. So that you just walk out, well, I mean, not walk out because you crippled. I mean, how do they, how do they get rid of you? I will roll out of there. No, I don't, I, that's crazy. You know, there was a study one time.

I was flying back from Europe and there was a study in Spain, the drug company's French. Anyway, they inject this medication in Spain within 15 minutes, one person went to coma, another person had a like a massive allergic reaction to it. And they mentioned like the role of the people Asian something. Anyway, when my friends and they heard that, they thought I was one of them. And I just happened to be flying at the time. So that 24 period people thought I was paralyzed in Spain. Jesus.

And that drug was the Johnson and Johnson's. No, but what I thought was wrong that next day, instead of contacting the hospital and make sure everybody was okay, they inject the second group. And they I think they killed one person. Jesus. At least in the state, you could sue somebody. But in Europe, it's a gross negligence, you know, so you have to be so here you can sue them. I mean, you have to prove that then they were really negligent. But if you're dead, well, yes, that might be a proof. But they used to do all kinds of unethical things, you know, like for example, Eli Lillian

Indianapolis, they used to grab homeless people, they were mentally ill and they don't even know what they were signing. Yeah. And they were injecting drugs into them. This is like early 90s. I have no problem with that. And literally no problem. We should do that in New York.

We should do that Austin. Anywhere there's a homeless problem, LA, we should use them. Here's a deal. Use them, inject them, give them money, the ones that make it, the ones that don't, you know, what are you gonna do? I kind of agree with you, especially, I agree with you. People in prison, they should be giving the opportunity, like,

look, if you're willing to do this, we're going to give a little bit of money, but most of the money to victims' family, right? How about this? Yeah, well, okay, Victor's here. I really hate, they use these dogs. It's just terrible that they're doing this animal for drug testing. Because they don't agree to do it and Well, you don't know that you don't know what ref means that could mean I'm good with this But they particularly like using beagles why because they're very complying animal. They never complain because they're from Japan

Sorry, I'm killing she by you know. I'm just quippin' the whole time. But I've been using that money last 10, 11 years, traveling the world. Well, you do these studies and it's weird to me because we don't, nobody knows that this is happening. We just get the thing on the shelf. I, something happens to me. Sure.

I go in, give the lady my thing. She hands me my thing and I get better, right? Yeah. But they, they have to test this shit somewhere and in in America There's places there's people in buildings like yourself. Yeah, who will I? Hey, man? I don't want to get a job. I don't want to get a steady job. I want to travel the world I want to do my thing so I'm gonna go let these people inject me with whatever horse shit They're gonna jet right Hopefully it's safe.

I'm wrong the dice. I'm gonna live there for 38 days. 38 days with a bunch of people I don't know. 100% No friends, no family, no chicks. Can you masturbate? I've caught people through me and it, you know, because you have to share rooms with people, you know, especially you can you can you masturbate? I've caught people doing it, you know, we because you have to share rooms with people, you know, and especially when you're trying

Was that we're trying to catch them or just you I you know, this is something that they probably don't want me saying this but most of the time they probably do in shower You know they do it in the shower, but I've caught a couple of the guys doing it in a You have a shared room? Yes, yeah, this is prison. This is prison, dude. I've had rooms where we had like this is fucking prison 12 14 guys in one room. I remember no That's a fucking jail cell Was it blood in blood out did you have to hang with just Asians and And just like most porn guys most of them have criminal records, you know. Right.

Yeah, this is an easy way to make a chunk of cash without going back to Japan. They will never check your criminal record. They don't care. They just want to make sure you're healthy. And they're traveling all over the country. You know, they go to city to city, state to state, making this money. Yeah. And they get text messages, emails, and they will talk, they're sharing information like

you should go to this clinic because the food is better here and then easy to get it. And and this one makes money and this one is a bunch of scumbags. They don't pay you money and things like that. So there's a whole underbelly. It's like five-club. Yeah. There are these people that just know how to run this system. Make money and you're, but you're on the dice.

You might get something. You might get killed. You might give something might happen to you when're, but you're on the dice. You might get something, you might get killed, you might give something might happen to you when you let them do this. It really, I haven't heard too many, but it does happen. And we don't remember our names because I just said, like, like, like, if I saw you, you're saying, like, hey, why all? And I say, you know, be all a BK, whatever, right? And like, we have initials from, like, I remember from a, liver cancer 2017 and whatever, have initials from like I remember from a liver cancer 2017 or whatever You know, so like every once in a while see each other why oh?

Yoshi oh my gosh. Yeah, we actually when you say why oh, I thought that was Japanese. Oh I was like I don't know that means Why I got it now. I'm stupid. So they're traveling the country My favorite they've did a one for like 110 days? You know, Jesus. He lived in a place for a half a year. You lay flat on the bed for 110 days. Stop it.

What are you talking about? It's funnasa. They want to know how much your muscle, atrophy and space. So you go, you lay flat on the bed. Where do you poop? So you move and there's a hole, you open the hole, you shit and piss right there like that. And then when you shower, they take it to shower and and kind of you're laying flat kind of shower like that But and also someone in the room looking at you for 24 seven so you don't get up too high

You can move your head like maybe 40 degrees But you have to stay pretty still for like 105 10 days But you'll get bed sores right? Yeah, so when you finish about it takes you baby five six seven days to get back to normal again. My friend David had a three times and like spent a four years. It's like $55,000 and 60 grand or something like that. But you're mentally that mentally that mentally does something to you. That's that's like that's doing solitary confinement. Yeah, you know, what was funny during COVID, I was the happiest because I've been locked up for like 19 years So it wasn't anything new and they were paying more money to for medical testing and it was very bizarre man Because you go to these medical labs They were also confused like they were asking me like hey, do you do you work at other clinic?

What how they dealing with the COVID so like I was surprised like they were asking me because they don't know anything I nobody knew what was going on and So what happened during COVID when we were doing the studies, you check in the hotel for three days, they pay your extra money like five, 600 bucks a day, they don't make sure you don't have COVID. So that was like another additional $2,3000 or whatever it was.

Then these medical staff people show up in this crazy, heck gear, look like a scene from EGT. Yeah, for real. And they have a whole monitor video, make sure you don't sneak out of there and talk to other people. And yeah, it was really crazy.

And what I thought was interesting, people ask me, did I do any COVID studies? I would never do that. Because for one, you don't get paid. And you have to be a sucker to do those because they haven't really had a lot of time experiment animals and stuff. Yeah, by understanding people desperate, they were in full fear, but so have you ever seen one of the drugs that you tested for actually come out? No, no, well, I don't think so. So all the times you've done it, it's never even, it's never

been mattered. Well, I mean, I mean, they give it. So when you go in for interview, they give you like a huge document by 50, 70 pages. You got to read the whole thing and talk about who you're doing it for, what's it for, the side effect, possible problem. What does it do? How much you will pay?

So you have to write down on a piece of paper, I'm doing this to go see Chicago and the son of Sam's house. This summer, that's why you have to write down. Kinda, but we could talk a little bit more, but we wrote letter to son of Sam, he wrote back to us. Wait, stop, stop. Okay.

Don't go into that yet. Cause this is, you understand, people watching this. Yoshi, I know. I'm not making it up. I'm not making it up. I know, that's the problem. It's not a problem. It's like, this is why you've always fashioned this guy.

He does so many other things. He, you know how you have life. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I wanna do that someday, I wanna do that someday, you wanna do that someday, I'd like to do that someday. But you pretty much do your jobs, maybe one or two jobs, and then hang with your family and your friends.

And these are things you never do, right? Let's call them regrets, many life regrets. Now it's not gonna affect your life, it's not gonna make you like, you don't do that. You do all the things that you wanna do. Like all those little things that I would say are that be cool to do, you do. And one of the things you do is you,

I don't know what's the word, not hunt, you, you. I was the word, you chase. Well, can I tell you something about doing the thing? I used to work at Poinshop in Seattle or Taboo video. And I used to have to do with crackheads, right? They were coming because middle of the shop lift, I gotta say, I learned a very valuable lesson

from crackheads. You could say whatever you want about them. First thing when they get up or whenever they're up, they always do what they want to do. Like whenever you say like, I don't have time for this and that, it's a really excuse. If it's something's important to you, Bobby,

you will always make time. Like you always make time for your son. Yeah. You don't give a fuck. Career, whatever, you always make, because this is important to you. Crackheads, they don't give a fuck about their family, they don't care about their country.

Crack is the number one thing, and they make effort every single minute of it. So if you put 5% of effort like crackhead, your life will be so much better, because you know what I mean? I don't give a fuck about my credit report and career and things like that, because I know what happened to my father in Japan.

So if I wanna do something, I don't care. I'm not going to let anything stop me from doing something. So I do it, but I used to watch crackheads and like I was really amazed. Like, the focus, what they want to do, they get it down. They got to get crack. Yeah. And so they got to find a way to get that money for the crack. So when people say they don't have time, it's a lie.

Right. Go look at a crack head. It's not important to them. That's why ladies, if a guy doesn't marry you, because it's not important for them to marry you. Right. And all kinds of stuff. And that's marital advice from Kashi.

Yeah, but yeah, she. Well, you said something about your dad. What do you mean about your dad? Because most Japanese people are always afraid of offending their peers, family. So they always do what's right for everyone else except for themselves, you know. And your dad did that?

Yeah, I mean, he, I don't think he's ever done anything that made him happy. Really? But that's very typical of my father's generation, you know? No, I don't. I mean, after World War II, I think the generation from that, they want to rebuild Japan, so they sacrifice everything, you know? Right.

But I think... Who the hell is going to say at the deathbed? Well, I'm glad they do all the overtime. Who's going to say that? You know, we're not going to live forever. But I think that's one of the major problems, one of many problems in Japan where people are now living their full potential or trying to make

themselves happy, you know. What, now what did your dad do for work? Insurance company. Really? Yeah, yeah. And he just worked all the time. Yeah, that's, I mean, I think it's not the Asian people love working, it's just that if you work all the time,

you don't have to work and work on your own happiness. Right, you know, because you're all the time, you don't have to work on your own happiness. Right. You know, because you're working at somebody, you're working to make somebody else happy. Yeah. So you have no responsibility for your own happiness, you know? How many people lived in your house when I was growing up? Yeah. Myself, my younger brother, my mom, and my dad, but they got divorced really.

Where did you grow up? Also got Japan. And then 1980, my mother kidnapped myself and my younger brother and we flew into the States. Is that kidnapping? She said we're flying from also got Japan to Tokyo and when we woke up next day, we're in Hawaii and that's when my mother said, by the way, your dad and I were divorced. That's how you found out. Yeah, and then after that

my mom dropped myself my younger brother to her older sister and then where in Bremerton, Washington Seattle. Yeah, so she dropped you off up there and then what did she do? She went back to Japan to for what work?? A work. I think that the plan originally was, keep us in states for a couple of years and go back to Japan, but that never happened, you know.

By the way, I'm also ethnically Korean. What? Yeah. Get out. Get out. So relative we were living in Washington state only spoke English. That's a whole different soup. Only spoke.

Thank you, Max. I'm closer to Steve Byrne, the more than anything. But the family we were living in Washington state, they spoke English and Korean, didn't speak Japanese. So we were living with relative, they really didn't know, and we couldn't really communicate with him because they didn't speak Japanese. So we were really confusing time for us. And also, Braumatun, Washington is a Navy town and they have battleship USS Missouri where Japanese sign surrender. So we were getting our asses kicked every day.

Oh, you're getting beat up? They hate Japanese people. Why? Let's do it, I don't understand. But I'm ethnically Korean. So we were getting beat up by Filipinos y Korean chineses. ¿Pero? ¿Pero en Asian?

¿Por qué? Cuando es Asian, ¿eh? ¿Por qué es Asian? ¿Por qué es Asian? ¿Por qué? ¿Te lo hago? Oh, sí. ¿Sueñas con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado? Gracias a las becas de post-grato en el extranjero,

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beating you up. Some of them, it's more other Asian kids. Why don't they like you? Because, for example, the Filipino kids, their grandparents, he's a Japanese guy, go and beat him up. Really? Well, I mean, Japanese terrible they're terrible things in Philippine.

Beton, death march and torture and murder and... You guys did a bunch of terrible, you did Pearl Harbor to us and we like you. I mean, what the fuck? I don't... I mean, I don't understand. Get over it, Filipinos. Yeah, they... No, wow.

So you got your butt kicked. Did you learn anything? Did you learn any martial arts or anything? What did you just take the beaten? I took classes, but all of them also knew, you know, like if you've ever seen a Bruce Lee movie. I don't know. Pete, did shit out all them with nudge hugs?

No, I was terrible at it. Really? I mean, I took Kendall when I was a kid, but the sore fighting, I'm not gonna care around. Why not? He doesn't shit. Get a one sword and smack them in the head. But I understood.

Yeah. Because I was an odd kid too in Japan. I was getting beat up in Japan too. You got beat up in Japan? Yeah. Why? So in Japan, we have a thing called Eiji Man. So it's where group of kids are finding one kid

that they don't like and just they would just pick on that kid. It's a very common thing in Japan. Because you're supposed to be same like everyone else. And if you stick out and little different, the groove feel they have a responsibility to beat up that kid until that kid becomes normal like everyone else. And what was different about you? Well because I'm ethnically Korean, my mother raised us little difference. So there's a little difference that they notice.

He mothers Korean. What? He mothers Korean. Yeah. And your father's Japanese. No, he was born in Japan, but he was also ethnically Korean. So you had to, so you weren't, you're not really Japanese. No, you're Korean. Well, we're called Zainichi Koreans. What the fuck is that?

So I do you have, are you have, is your blood Korean? Yes. And you're outside, but the Korean people in Korea do not like us either. Why? Who the, what, should I have you on the show? I mean, nobody likes you. Am I doing the wrong thing? So last year, there was two shows, right?

Yeah. Pacinco on Apple TV and Tokyo Vice and HBO. Yes. It was the first time in two television shows where they talk about Zainichi Koreans or Japanese Koreans. And there are special ethnic groups. And I was shocked because why people were asking me, I use Zainichi and it's really strange. Just like Ratsupiru, Ratsopiru is Angolo Indian.

He's not Indian, really. So to be Zainichi, you have to be this... I think he's Puerto Rican. I think this whole, he just ended up people. But he was a goofy Puerto Rican. I think he's a Puerto Rican with a touch of down syndrome. Right. He's more black, but yeah.

He's more, yeah, he's more. Yeah, he's a. Go ahead. So tiny each Korean. Are any Korean living in Japan? 1945 in their descendant because Japan occupied Korea. And they brought us to Japan as a slave labor. So we're kind of like the blacks of Japan.

Wow, because Japan was about to conquer everybody. I mean, attacking USA was the biggest mistake, obviously. Because if you didn't attack us, we ain't fucking with you. No, no, no. And you would have took over, you would have had China, you would have Korea, you would have, I mean, all of that would have been Japanese right now. Yeah. Right?

Because I think, and then we should have let you take it all over and then go beat the shit out of you guys. But President Roosevelt was very happy when we bombed Pearl Harbor. Why? Now we have excuse to go to war with Japan. Well, I mean, think about it. If you guys conquered China, I believe that, I mean, look, if people don't know, Japan is this little strip of island off of this huge country. I mean, it's massive.

And they were, you guys were looking, Japan was looking to take over all of that, and you guys beat the shit out of the Chinese. Yes. You guys terrible. You guys, I mean, you did some hard shit to them. Yeah. And after that, they were like, never again.

We might not beat them with our fighters, right? Yes. But we will beat them with numbers. So they were like, we are gonna have, as many babies as we can have, men, that's why they, they were like, if you have a girl, take it, goodbye. And they were like, we're gonna have,

so you have a million people coming to attack us, we're gonna have 10 million. Yes. Am I correct? 100%. Right. And, but what's funny is, Chairman Mao was glad Japanese in Beijing, China, yeah.

Because it give them, kind of really weird, really weird reference, but like almost like a playoff, like a fighting experience. So when the China Chinese were fighting Japanese, especially the Maoist army was fighting Japanese, it give them good fighting experience. And by the time they defeated Japan, they defeated the rest of the Chinese groups and ended up beating them. So they sent all those rest of the Chinese to Taiwan, you know. Right. Now they're gonna take Taiwan. Yeah. I wonder what's gonna happen in Japan,

you know, because China's becoming a huge mass of power. Yeah, so huge. I mean, yeah, there's, I mean, they're in everything. I mean, they pretty much own Africa. They own the spice road. Wow, yes, sir. Right? You're 100% one.

And they're, I don't know if I should be offended at your shock of my knowledge I mean you know I don't you're looking at insults like I don't mean like to insults. I'm just wow you know something yeah I don't really like that I'm sure that people watching a fact they're pretty well that's crazy too but no but I mean, but the thing with Asian people, we're dishonest. We don't like telling honest things. So there is, I didn't say that by the way. No, no, but I didn't. I'm good, but I'm saying it.

I'm nodding like saying yes. I'm not nodding like I agree. But go ahead. That's right. Well, this is where the West is far superior because you guys are so honest. Okay. You're a lot criticism and China have plenty of internal problems that the population problem, they're going down. Well, because

the population's going down. Yes. In fact, India is going to surpass them relatively soon. Now imagine if you have a social security system where you're expecting young people to take care of old people, but now we're getting to the system where you're expecting young people to take care of all people, but now we're getting to the point where you have less young people, and each one of those people getting into the position where they're burned with taking care of older folks. Yep. And this is a humongous problem in China, and you can overnight change people's behavior to have more kids of son, they got comfortable having very few kids. Yeah, and boys.

Yes. And the reason why you have big family because the parents are expecting them to take care of themselves. Well, now that they have money, they don't need to have kids, they can care of them. Right. And plus also you have that many people

who are you gonna feed all these people? Yes. Yeah, you're a communist country. You have to supply a lot of shit. Well, that's supply during Africa for raw material. Right. Yeah. I mean, they're pillaging, they're by, they're pretty much doing what England did. Yes. The British, they're conquering through money. Yeah. Not through fights. You know, English, England will go over and just beat the shit out of somebody and then take it and then add in Christianity and convert everybody.

And then put in their things and it would say, oh, this is better now. Which it was, it was more civil, but it wasn't their culture. You robbed their culture and their land. But in the last hundred years, they had to give it all back. I mean, Hong Kong, in our lifetime. 1997, yeah. Was British. Yes. And now it's China. I think what Chinese are doing in Africa, traditionally, you have two way of conquering

people by violence, but the worst one is you long money to them. Then you really got them by the balls. And they did it to us. Yes. And this Chinese it to us. Yes. And there's Chinese police stations. Yes. There's a check. Yeah, they have their own, which is nuts.

They have their own consulate. Yeah. They have their own, I lived on 43rd between 10th and 11th. And all of a sudden they just put up this building and it's a Chinese, not a call. It's like a Chinese hotel. And it's only in its security and it's a secure building. And they're monitoring other Chinese most citizens living in state.

Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. So what's gonna happen in Japan if China becomes the motherfucker, you think they're gonna try to take Japan? Well, I know they're making a lot of alliances with, you know, they're in serious situation

when they're talking to Koreans because Korean people, rightfully so, Korean people don't like Japanese, but they're pragmatic too. They're making security deal with Japan. And I think Vietnam, Australia, New Zealand, Philippines, in these countries, concerned by China, they're trying to help each other. But I think, you don't wanna exaggerate China's power because they have a lot of problems to you, but invading Japan and Ireland like Taiwan,

it's a very complicated things, you know. And I think they're watching what's going on in Ukraine, Russia. They don't to suffer this consequence from the whole world turning against you. And I don't think they want to get into that mess. I hope they just waited out, wait until Taiwan say we want to join China. I know that sounds like science fiction, but that's more my preference, you know. You want Taiwan to be, just say we want to be part of China. I rather because there's a lot of shit that we get from Taiwan.

The microchip is number one thing. You can't get a car anymore. No. You have to wait for six months for a car or anything because of the microchips that have made in Taiwan. They're the number one in the world and they just made their new facility in Arizona. Good. So in case there's a problem, but yeah, you're right.

I mean, everyone makes microchips, but Taiwanese make the most important ones, the very sophisticated ones. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird, now let me ask you a question. If this all does go down, who's side of you on? You say, okay, you heard it here. So don't beat him up if you see him.

He's one of us, even though he says USA a little weird, right? If you can't beat him, join it, right? Now you didn't go back to Japan for a while, man. Because I went, I don't know if you can't be at him, join it right now, you didn't go back to Japan for a while, man. Yeah. I went, I don't know if you can't, you want to talk about that. No, no, no, this fine. This is crazy. You, good.

Talk. It's it. So, um, they, they found my father's body in August of 2003 and basically make it short, we don't know if it was suicide or murder. Oh, sorry. So, sorry, I made a joke about you dead dad. No, go ahead. I said Godzilla.

We don't know if it was suicide or baby Godzilla's hot rings. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, so you father passed stupidity. I feel so bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's stupid to me. I feel so bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's, um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, can't cry about somebody making fun of your personal tragedy. It doesn't work like that. You're right. So your father committed the committed suicide or murdered or Godzilla. My step, my step mother was friends with Godzilla. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, Mothra. So at the funeral, I ended up kicking the shit out of my stepmother. Whoa.

Back up. You know this. I know, but I want that to be this. Oh, I'll know this. Don't have a fuckery. Don't even pull the curtain away from my fucking dramatic story. Sorry, man. You know, so your stepmom, you think something

was a little awry with your stepmom? Well, the last time I saw my dad, he was really hard for him, but he finally met it. The whole time my dad was married to my stepmother. She was cheating on my dad, mistreating my father. Really? One point tried to poison him. Shit.

But typical Asian people, none of my family member in Japan would never tell me after he passed away. So I was really angry when I flew back. I was also mad at my dad because why can't you stand up for yourself? He didn't, he just couldn't do it. Are you friends with you dad? I was very close, but my dad comes from very, you know, it was not a good home and he had

five or six overbearing sisters. So he was very passive. My dad never hit me. My mother used to hit me all the time. And you dad, you couldn't really stand up for himself, you know. Right. Yeah. And my stepmother was taking advantage of him.

So I didn't know any of it until he passed away. the old time and you dad you can really stand up for himself, you know, right? Yeah. Yeah. And my stepmother was taking advantage of him. So I didn't know any of it until he passed away. How'd you find out? I got an email from my cousin and, uh, Tom Segura liked this email. I only had two words in the email. It just said Papa did.

That was my, um, was that a Madonna song? Oh, that was Papa. Don't preach. I fucked up. I'm sorry apologize again No, these things and that even capitalized p it just Papa did and that's it and because my family emotionally Instante sure wasn't Papa Godzilla Sorry I think it's a joke, you know, so I call back and of course they they told me um Papa dead They found his body and here where they find him at the home and

He was decomposed. Oh shit where she was the step wife. I guess they were separated at point so when they Found the body I'm not gonna use the body. I'm not going to use the word, but I went into the police station. My dad was so dark, he looked like the character, um, night crawler from marble, uh, it's just completely black, you know, and he was hanging from the ceiling and you could have said Patrice. No, no, no. Well, I don't want to do that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, yeah. I said it. I said in Joe Rogan, and got almost got him in trouble. So I'm not going to say, but

yeah, please. Um, Joe Rogan has a half a billion. Yeah. I got, I got a couple thousand in the back. So at the funeral, I saw her with my aunt and it wasn't pre-meditated, but my aunt said, you fucking bitch, you killed my brother in Japanese, you walked away. She said that to your stepmom. Yeah. And she doesn't say anything. And we're in top of the mountain because there are different steps and there's different symmetries.

We're in the highest point. Yeah, not Fuji. We were up there. And unfortunately for my stepmother, she doesn't know my temper. She thought I was pushover like my dad. And next thing, you know what? I was, I didn't, like I said, I didn't plan for it because I didn't think I had an opportunity to be in a room, place by myself.

And I guess next thing, you know, I'm just kicking the shit out of her. Right. And I want by spread her leg and just dump you, turn your legs and make a cracking sound. Okay. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up.

I'm gonna throw. Mazotov. But anyway, um, Ben, next, then some old lady's scream, because I blocked out. You blocked out. I'm just almost kicking her side over her head. Just give a little context to this.

Okay. This is a woman that quite potentially could have killed your father. Left tons of dead always rude to him, mistreated, empoisoned him, left a whole bunch of dead. And my dad was a really soft, spalking kind person. And this is somebody that abused your dad over years. And he would never say anything to me. And never picked it. And then you, and you knew about this, and this is the first time you've seen her.

Yeah, after my dad passed. And it all came out. Yeah. Yeah. So I did that. And I assaulted her nephew, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. At the, really? Then I ran and I forced my cousin to drive out of there.

And we drove maybe five minutes away from cemetery and we went to a cafe. And I'm drinking coffee with my cousin. And within 15 minutes, we hear paramedics going up the mountain. And the person serving the coffee is talking to another lady, another waitress. They were saying like, what's going on? Oh, some crazy person beat up a lady at the top of the mountain cemetery. And she doesn't realize that was me. It was you. Yeah, but I'm just calm, you know, yeah. And then after that, I made my cousin drive

me to downtown Osaka, I hop on the train, I went to the airport. Luckily, there was one more flight that day, United Airlines. They made a change for me and they flew out. I haven't been back until February, March of this year because Russell Peter's brother said, hey, would you mind going to Japan with you? Yeah, because I need a translator and somebody to travel. Now, 10 years ago, Joe Rogan asked me to go to Japan, but I was a little worried about getting arrested, but Russell's family done so much for me. So I couldn't say no. So I went and I was really

really nervous because I thought I'll get arrested. As soon as they see your passport, warrant for your arrest. That's what I thought. But maybe did they, maybe they didn't press charges. I don't know how things work over there, you know, but I find out later, two things. One, police years you don't like getting into family dispute because technically she is my stepmother. Yeah and and two I Was flying out of Taipei to Japan. I just traveled a part of Asia because Russell was doing a bunch of show there And I was really nervous because I'm flying out of Taipei to Osaka, Japan, my home, right?

And you must have been shaking your pants. Yes, and at the terminal, it was basically all Asian people, Taiwanese, Chinese, mostly Japanese. I'm really nervous. And there is this one white guy, keep looking at me. I'm talking to my friend, the phone being nervous.

I don't know what to do., keep looking at me. I'm talking to my friend, the phone being nervous. I don't know what to do. And keep looking at me. He walked up to me, eventually said, are you Yoshi? Wow. And I was like, uh, yes. And most people don't recognize me, but my stupid accent of voice didn't recognize right away for some reason. So evidently, Tom Segura and Berk Ryesh was talking about me one time. Yeah. And Bert says something about, you know, that thing that Yoshi did in Japan. Well, this motherfucker just happened to be there and searched like a couple of years beforehand. I didn't know any of it.

So I don't want to talk about it, but this fucker wouldn't shut the fuck up. I don't want to talk about you're in the place. Yeah, I've been there 10 years. Yeah, years, like 20 years, 19 years and six months. I don't want to be rude because he might say something out there. Of course, like, oh, you know, I don't think it's that big deal. You know, it's not deal, but so Jeremy, whatever his name was. So he's sending way in the back. And then soon as I land, I'm going through the terminal and I haven't been about 20 years and I go up to the custom. Oh no.

And I'm really shaking, you know, because at least prison in America have rights. In Japan, it is a completely different, you know, MNATI International say that prison Japan is incredibly inhumane. Yeah, terrible. And I'm ethnically Korean. They don't like us. So I'm just, you know, I'm just sweating. We do know you can fight women.

Yes. I could fight, I could fight, I could fight crackheads. You be the shit out of a woman. We do have rage inside you. Yes, I can't fight a man. So he scanned everything, you know, my US passport, everything, he doesn't say anything, you know, typical Japanese person, no personality. I'm just sweating.

Like, oh, my God. Then he gave me the passport and I just walk away, you know, I thought, oh, my God, I guess there's no, then 15, 20 my God, I guess there's the 15, 20, second later, I look over the guys running behind me. For split second, I thought, I'm gonna fucking run out of airport. Right. You know, but there's a bunch of cops running at me too. So I think if I run, they'll catch me.

I didn't know what to do, man. So I look down and he goes, sir, you forgot your passport. I was so nervous. I left a fucking past. Oh, you fucking asshole. So I walked out. I later one I talked to my friend John. He's American from Seattle. Yeah, that'd be fun if you're like, I thought I thought you're gonna thank you. I thought you're gonna arrest me for breaking that old lady's con. 19 years ago. All right, dude, thanks. I mean, I was kicking her head. Her body was ready to pop out.

Oh my God. Anyway, I find out that my lawyer technically, they do have statue a limitation, but here's the catch. You have to be in Japan the whole time. So I beat up my stepmother day one. And I ended up staying Japan for like eight, nine days. Technically, there's only nine days of pass in 15 years, snatch your limitation. Because you left. Yeah. So many have you have a how what's the snatch your limitation? How many years?

10 years, but you have to be there in 10 years. So they start day, you get started day 10. Yes. Oh, so so she do you think they know you're in town? Your family knows you're in town. You didn't tell anybody. I didn't tell anyone. You don't want to tell anybody because they'll rat you out. They'll tell somebody. My third cousin in Tokyo, he told me they know that family, that the family that beat up. Yeah. They say that they understand why I did it. that beat up. Yeah. They say that they understand why I did it. They don't want to have any more problems. We like to move on. But you know, I hang out with you, Patrice and Jim Norton. I'm too honest. I feel like, well, first of all, they said, the stepmother say, I forgive you. Well, first of all, I'm not asking for forgiveness. You're not in the position to do that. And two, you're alive because

I lit you up. Okay. That's pretty. And if I ever see you again, I'll kick the shut out of you. So I said, I just made it clear to them. But you feel that way still? Yeah. I guess. Hey guys. I think he's staring at me.

But I'll get it. But Bobby, if somebody does something to your family, I don't think you'll forgive those people. My mother? I might. I might. Okay, your son for sure, there's no way. Yesterday he was being a con.

Oh my God, I'm kidding. No, no, of course. Man, look, there's something. It's no giveable. Listen, family's family. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know how I would act if somebody

did something to my mom or my family like that. And I definitely know, I don't know how I would act in front of them. Yeah. You know what I mean? In your brain, you think that maybe, you know, you'll keep your shit together, blah, blah, blah. I, like, you know, I snapped at the guy up at Mount Kisco

Go-Cart racing the other day. Yeah. Because they fucked up Max's birthday thing. Yeah. And I was gonna go out, you know, it was like, the hamburgers had stuck mustard on them. There was no french fries. There was no cops. Then there was no thing. And then she's cutting the cake, she hasn't added to, and I'm like, it's just building,

and then I'm like, I'm gonna go talk to the guy. And I walked out with the intentions of just being like, listen, and when I, I just, it built, and I was like, listen, you know, and he was like, sir, I go, let me thin it and I snapped. And it worked, you know, it made me feel better, and they fixed everything, but you you have a I don't enjoy it. I don't think you do either. I don't enjoy it. And I felt crappy after sure

I you don't enjoy nobody. I if you enjoy that You just something wrong with you. It makes me you have an emotional hangover forever. Yeah until you're able to deal with it but you can't It makes me queasy. It're able to deal with it, but you can't. It makes me queasy. It doesn't make me feel good, but it's a problem, man. It's just, um, but it, that only happened like something personal, you know, some people that you care about. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm comparing your father's death to mustard on a hot dog in Hamburg. I don't have that type of problems. You have five minutes. I'm American. But if it's real to you, it doesn't matter what it is, you know, but it's crazy. But so now do you think you could go back? I, or you, I'll probably

I'll be honest, I didn't realize how much I missed a place. And you know, if you go to place once a year, 20 years, you don't really notice that big of a difference. But I really was truly shocked. When you're away 19 years, it does feel like another country. And I was shocked how much I missed the place. I love it. And I'm sure you're growing up from Boston, correct?

Yep. So there's certain food to taste, a smell that reminds you childhood, right? Yeah. I fucking's certain food or taste or smell that reminds you of childhood, right? Yeah. I fucking forget about that for 20 years, you know? And my cousin and I, we took a train up to Fukushima, you know? And we went and, first of all, there's no fucking kids, man. They're just crazy what's going on in Japan.

That the population is just, what have, what's, would they have no children, right? No, it's a different from China. China is political policy in Japan is the cultural problem. And I was really kind of shocked how few kids we saw, and at one point we had 100 million people, they're talking about like 55, 60 million, like 50 years or something. That's insane.

It's crazy. It's crazy. And I don't know what is the solution. Everybody knows there's a problem. I have one. You guys need to fuck more. Yes. And Jiz inside Japanese vaginas.

That's 100% right. Yeah. No, for real. Sure. And's 100% right. Yeah, no for real. Sure. And here's another solution. Two things. Bring a lot of Mexicans over. No, don't do that.

No, we want to see Japanese, Japanese Mexican. No, no, just a lot of, I don't know if you know this in Tokyo. There's a, is that a Korean? No, no. In Tokyo, there's this huge Mexican-slash-cholo culture. The Japanese love the Mexican culture quite a bit. But number one solution, I know this sounds like a weird thing to say.

If you make divorce easy to do, and you give women more rights, more women will think to get married and take a chance. But right now, when they get divorced, they have so little rights. Right. Why would any rational Japanese women get married knowing that they're fucked, you know? And I don't give women rights. I mean, we did it here and they ruined television and comedy. Jesus.

I'm sorry. Great. You're saying that and I'm just kicking the shutter all the way. I know. We really hate women on the show. Here's another thing. I wanted to bring up because you do all these test things. But you go like you do. You've been to son of Sam.

House. He sent you a letter. So I'm friend with a committee and a community name Stephen Briggs in LA. And his father was friend with him. His father was framed with David Berkowitz. Right. And when Stephen wrote a letter, Berkowitz wrote back and said,

Oh, yeah, I remember your father used to play basketball in the 70s. Right. And we were trying to have him Stephen wanted to do one man show where he's interacting with Sun and Sam but he stopped riding to us after third or fourth letter. Why I don't know. He just stopped. Yeah, and I also met John Muhammad the DC sniper. He used to live in you met him

He was living in Tacoma, Washington because he was a army in for Louis He used to come to my mother's Madam, he was living in Tacoma, Washington because he was an army in Fort Lewis. He used to come to my mother's Japanese watching, buying, I know some races, but chicken cherry hockey, you know, his black and everything. Yeah. So he used to come in and I thought that shooting happened 20 years ago, I was like, I look at the picture and I'm like, wow, I must race it. I think every black person, but I look at his back and it was him.

He used to come to my mom's. Oh no, shit. Yeah, and Right now I'm working a project called 169 with my friend Mikey Slimein. He's a comedian in Vegas His childhood friend with a guy named Joshua Nichols and that name should mean anything to you But Joshua Nichol is son of Terry Nichols. Do you recognize that name? Terry Nichols was a friend of Timothy McVeigh, the bomb Oklahoma City. So we're doing a project with him and we call the 169 because we also think Joshua is a victim. So 168 people died and Joshua was 10 years old when his father got in trouble for Oklahoma City

bombing. So every since then, anytime he did anything, they call him son of a Oklahoma City bombing. They kicked him out. He can go back to school. Because of his father. Yeah. So, you know, in Hollywood, if your parents are star, you get all the unfair advantage. Yeah. And if your father is a serial killer or terrorist, you take all the burden.

You have nothing to do with it. You take that burden. You know, it's, yeah, it's a terrible one. You have nothing to do with it. And it will stop talking to you. He couldn't go back to school. So, but you couldn't find a kinder person, man. Yeah, that sucks.

But he's going. I think it's interesting, is it a documentary? We're working right now. And he's, unfortunately, he's going back to prison soon. The nice guy. Yeah. Because he had a dispute. Don't look away. Don't look away. Don't look like he said he was a nice guy. I thought I'm picturing a blonde, beautiful young kid. Oh, this guy who's just a nice guy. But what was the imprisive for. Um, so somebody old him a money and he never learned, he never learned conflict resolution. So instead of asking money gently, he got a fight and ended up, I guess technically if

you want to call it a kidnap, and so you got in trouble for that. Yeah, I mean, fuck this kid. And here's the thing, Bobby. So, so because I don't want to see this documentary anymore. So because he's going to present soon, he's going to present soon. And his father, Terry Neco spent in Supermax and Florence Colorado for like a family reunion. They're, they're, they're over to talk. This is going to be their last time talking because, you you know Terry's kind of getting up They're an age. Yeah Oklahoma City bombings coming up in two years 30th anniversary and once Josh go to prison

I don't think they're gonna talk again. So we record five conversation between the two For the probably gonna be a last time, you know, yeah, and see if Lego will make a Oklahoma building You see if Lego will make a Oklahoma's building You know for the 30s I know something sick fans gonna make one Wow, and you know what happened one time yeah, but your people died because you're fucking sick father's friend My friend Mikey was friend with Josh when it goes and he also knew Terry Nichols as a kid. And when they were talking, so I think about a year ago, Terry Nichols, obviously the bomber called Mikey and told him interesting story.

He said, Hey, by the way, I was talking about this project about yours, possibly documentary, possibly pod. And you know what Ted wanna talk to you guys. Really? And you know what you're Ted, we were talking about? Ted Kazinski. Because during Supermax, it's in the Florence Colorado.

So this particular cell role, one of them you know, which is the Boston bomber, the neighbor Yeah. Tekazinski and Terniko, they call the bombers Ali, all the bombers in this one particular part in Supermax and first Colorado. And I don't know how they talked each other, but the, the, the, unless Terniko's was lying, he told Mikey and like Ted, when I talked to him, which is interesting because six month before I heard about this, I went Lincoln, Montana.

I went to take a Zenski's home and the library he used to do research to make bombs and stuff. So I hang out Lincoln, Montana too. We do a lot of this stuff. I've been most of it. Yeah. You like to go to the places these people were and sit down and be there. And when they ate when they went to school, I checked older. I just got back from Munich for Muhammad Ata, the leader of 1911. I went to his school, I went to his apartment. I even went to Minneapolis where George Floyd got killed because George Floyd did porn. I don't know if you

knew that. I didn't. Yeah, so I considered him as a colleague and Great great performer by the way consider the other guy who's going to prison as a colleague too because you both beat people up for shit and I think I Know you and Jimmy and Patrice know me. I don't I don't mean any melons, but I do stop Sometimes weird or odd, but you guys know me well enough that you will never jump to conclusion. Oh, no, no. But others see me do something, they get upset and I don't mean disrespect.

But for example, and I'm being careful when I say this, I didn't mean to do it, but when I was in Minneapolis, I lay flat where the floor got killed. I wanna know what was like the angle was like Yeah, and I've stayed as a cop and you asked a white guy to put his knee on your neck. No, no, no, I was me Could you please put Neon my neck. I want to feel this block later. What the fuck she's start yelling? I mean, I didn't mean it like that But I'm trying to look it from their angle like I don't understand why would you do that? I'm just laying flat looking up.

Yeah, we're guys and sitting on the body mark. Yeah. I also went where Michael Brown got killed in Ferguson. I went to, um, during, during COVID, it was so, did you rent it convertible and drive the JFK route? But I went to the grocery store. Michael Brown got cut shoplifting and this Indian guy looked like Russell Peter, he was yelling at me like, you know, taking forever to shop.

But the same item that he's shoplifting about it from there. I went to the spot where he got killed and I went to every riot stirring COVID. I went to most of that famous block for the gigabyte cops I went, I went good portioned the serial killer and anything with terrorism because you find interesting. And that's why you do these things so you can have the money to do that. I did it and I didn't know why I was doing it and so what, so this is what happened, Bobby. I guess I was kind of trained to

do this because, well, this is what my dad used to do this. Like, you know, my dad was an athletic. So we didn't go to sports event. He was an intellectual. So we didn't go to museum. He liked movie, but we didn't really see too many movies. But what my dad used to do when I was a kid, he would take me all the horrible places in Japan where this, this is a place somebody got murdered or there's a serial killer or there's a word that atomic bombs would drop. So I got have it up going to those places

because my dad used to take me play. He gave really graphic how somebody got murdered or dead and I'm not just a fucking kid but I mean, that's what he was into, you know? Yeah. Well, so what happened was, 2021, I wasn't in Dubai, I was doing the whole round the world trip. I have friends there. And I met a guy named Vene, he worked for US government, he was a assistant to US diplomat to Afghanistan

Pakistan. So I got to know him through one of my friend. I jokingly asked him, because he worked for US government, can you give me the list of porn, the bilan watched? Because the reason I'm interested in the kind of porn you watch, tell me everything I need to know about you. Oh, shit. It's like emotional credit report, you know. Sure.

Yeah, I'm fucked. Go ahead. So he said, I don't know if I could get the list for you. Probably difficult. But it's funny you ask, I have a friend named Karine lives in DC. He's writing a book about sexual proclivities of terrorists. We'll make the story short,

I've been going to DC, hoping this guy, because he's academic and I'm a perver, it takes a perver to catch another perver. Yeah. So because I've been going through this serial killer terrorism shift all my life, I've been going to DC last two years. And this is a serious book that would be published

within year and a half, two months. And his publisher, I forgot the lady representing him, but she represent Kormick McCarthy, who wrote no country format. So she's a real serious publisher. So did you ever watch Mind Hunter on Netflix? Yeah, so it's a perv hunter. So I'm Assisting Karim with this book. So we covered seven terrorists and funny some of them. I've already done research on my own with my money So when I made him he kind of laughed because I already know half of that stuff, right, but my angle is

know half of that stuff. But my angle is because sex is such a difficult thing to talk for most people. And sex is definitely a difficult thing to study in college and university because people don't want to put the resource to research studies. Sex, they'll put money with cognitive science, with violence, but they don't want to give money for cognitive science and sex, you know. So you take a lot of career chance when you do that. Well, people don't want to give money for countless science and sex, you know. So you take a lot of career chance when you do that. Well, people don't know that you were in the sex industry for a long time. Yeah, it worked for evil angel, evil angel. And you edited porn porn and I'm a DVD producer. And I also did PR for the company.

Yeah. But you guys don't know that he would show up at a gig in LA. And after the show, he'd be like, Hey, man, do you want some porn? And he'd open up his trunk. And he just have DVDs of the most horrific shit ever and dildos. Just yeah, we just had you want some dildos and he just gives you a dildo. He's like, I don't know what to do with these. I used to give Patrice those glass dildos and stuff like that.

And yeah, damn. But what I find it really interesting, sometimes I put a tranny point in there. Yeah. And some of the comedians complain. Yeah. But it's a really bad acting. Like, I know they love this.

Hey, man, why would you, and they give it back to you, it's like, it's like, get come on it. It's the covers ripped off. But there's a couple of comedians like, oh, give me more of that. So, you know, oh really? Yeah, but it wanted more training point. But Jim Norton's number one,

there's times Jim, Jim knew more than I did. Jim, I'm one time we were watching, hangover two, there were a bunch of transsexual, he knew them all. There's one, I couldn't pinpoint because she was in a movie, porn movie that I did DVD for. I forgot the person's name, stage name. Not only did Jim knows that person's stage name, real name, had the cell phone number and email address. How much it cost an hour? Yeah. How much it

cost every year. Dude, we're actually doing on the bonfire. I think next week we're doing 30 minute sketches, just aminute sketches, 30-second sketches on charcoal with our pens of a tranny trans, how do you say it, transvestite? As Rich Voss said, one time, transes. These transes, fucking asshole. I gotta ask real quick,

because we have these questions for you. Okay. I got questions. What does this bubbly apologize to you on an episode of what happened between you and Bobbie Lee? So, because I had a problem with him too. I've been serious. Yeah.

What was the problem? He tried, he threatened my life. He said he was gonna bite my jugular out and kill me on the set of a TV, on a set of something. He must've been. I mean, he looks serious. And then he took his ding dong out a couple of. That's Bobby. Yeah.

His harmless, of course, I'm kidding, but he thought we had a problem. Yeah. And we really didn't. I don't give a fuck, but I just, you know, I was kind of maybe short with him a little bit one time. Well, he's also short. He's very short.

Yeah. Yeah, he's very short. But what was your problem with him? So two things could be true. I got to give credit. Bobby has been pioneer in Asian American culture. He works really hard. And, you know, he's a talented guy.

And, but we all have faults. But, you know, what study study was I mean, I don't He and then there was a guy named David Chill Who made the money from huge money from Facebook doing the other painting and he made all kinds of money from that Deal right, okay. He's in the show called beef on Netflix and he got trouble recently, but so anyway, they're on podcasts and I think What I heard was One of both of them to be talking shit about me, which is fine. I don't care. People talk shit all the time. Well, they're Korean, right?

Yeah. And they hate Japanese people. Yeah. Especially your kind. Yeah. Because Japanese don't like us, Koreans don't... Because today... You're not at your end in this little world. Yeah. like us Koreans don't because today you're not at you're in this little world. Yeah, you're Korean Japanese because because

Japanese say you're Korean. But so why did they hate? So why do they why do they talk about what they say? I don't know what they say, but it really upset my younger brother really. Yeah, I mean, he's never say anything about being upset with anything. So that's why I was kind of angry about that because people talk shit at me all the time.

I don't care. Right. But I think when you found me, remember I got upset and I wasn't too happy with that. We know you don't like when people fuck with your family. You better not have a vagina bone. I was saying you know kung fu. So one time, Russell Peters called me and I was a Denver at the time. And it's, which is weird because he usually just texts me.

So he called me and say, hey, yo, I heard something weird. What's that? You don't, you don't hate Bobbie Lee, right? I don't want to talk about my personal shit. I think I say like, I don't like him or I hate him or whatever, right? Right.

And he goes, oh, come on, just, you know, bear the hatchet and talk to him. Like, first of all, I don't like when people tell me to do stuff that they don't do themself. I know for a fact he doesn't like certain people. Yeah, I don't tell them to be, you know, so he doesn't like me. I know. That's what he loves you, man. So I don't want to, I don't want to talk about this.

So I want to make clear. So he doesn't keep bogging me. So I said, I hate Bobby Lee so much. I would love to see him get beaten and killed front of his useless parents. And soon as I said that, Russell said, oh, I need to go and he can't come up the phone. I didn't realize until you were on speaker phone.

I didn't realize that you didn't have, they were doing live podcasts. You are on the podcast. Bobby Lee's part, I guess. And you said that, yeah. Well, nobody told me that. Listen, yes, that's on him. But so they believe that when you drive into the car

with my wife and kid, if I answer the phone, I go, you're on the car with everybody. So you don't go, hey, dude, we're gonna get some transsexual points to our tonight to suck our assholes. You know, not that that happened. You couldn't make that happen. Could you? Could you? Yeah, you could. Yeah, you know so many people. I don't want that.

I don't always my camera. I don't want that. Um, look at this eye. So look at my eye. No, you look like me now. Now. So, um, so you said that. So you hung up, they, they bleed, but I didn't really like that because the way, even though you couldn't hear what I said, they raised their hand like I must say something horrible, you know, yeah. But he's a harmless guy. He suffered a lot. He accomplished a lot. I don't have to befriend with every Asian person. Did he suffer?

What do you suffer? What happened to him? Look, if you're an entertainment business and if you're an Asian person, something fucked up must happen to you. Are you just assuming that? Well, I've heard stories about his childhood. It wasn't good. Oh, really?

I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah, you know, he's fine. That was like the same thing to me. Well, there's a thing. I think it was Santino was like, oh, no, it wasn't saying. I think it was Ari. Hey, you met, I'm like, no. Why would I, I'm, no, I'm of course not.

I mean, I Ari beat Bobby a couple of times. He beat him up three times. Okay. I learned that after. Yeah. And he beat the shit out of him three times. You know what we should do? Maybe you should just beat the shit out of him three times. No, we should do me.

You should just beat the shit out of Bobby. No, come on. Me, you and I he doesn't deserve that. No, I'm kidding. Relax. Goddamn Japanese people. I know one of the everybody hates you. You don't get sarcasm.

I listen, I got questions for you, brother. Yeah. We covered a lot here. I got questions from the fans. Where are you going to be anyways? What are you going to do now? What, what place are you doing now? What are you doing? Um, I'm doing, I'm doing a show with Stanhope next month at Memphis Freedom Fest.

We're doing one show. Um, I'm doing show for swingers, party in two weeks. Swinger, like people were fucking? Yeah, after the comedy. Yeah. So you, wait, you do stand up and then they fuck? Yeah, there's a community in Kuvarian, Arizona. Yeah.

Look, you know, because you're a real comedian, you do, you know, unless I'm opening for like a tell or a Russell or a Norton, you know, I do like the less rooms, but I get this really weird parties because they heard me talking about porn stuff. And then yeah, so I've done shows in Germany, did a gang bang after the show. Really?

Yeah. You hang out? I can't because I've done so many of those because everybody thinks it's like hot chicks, but the smell, man, it really gets me there every time It's like 50 manholes and that's you You know what I mean like you see two beautiful girls, but like you don't you don't know the smell in corn hub It's so and you know it was like protein and beef. Oh my god, and they don't like you why don't you shower at least when you show

Oh, man, and and so like whenever they have to like blow bang or gang bang, I have to do the paperwork. I have to make sure they're 18 years old. So that was my job. And for some reason, they always want to shake my hands like I don't want to shake your hands, you know, like we don't have to be friends. And of course, I've done those kind of gigs where I have to mop the floor when they're done. Oh, yeah.

I mean, if you think you've done humiliating entertainment, you haven't got low like me. I mean, it's, I've done some horrible jobs. Yeah. But it's, but it's also made you who you are, which is fucking great. Like one of the most, one of the most interesting dudes I know in the business. Oh, thanks, Bobby. 100%.

I think the fact that you don't want to fucking beat up, Bobby Lee with me is kind of sad. I want to be fair to him because again, I'm joking. I don't want to beat up Bobby Lee. Now, Bobby Lee, I'm going to call from Santino. Hey, what's up there, pal? Captain AC. Yeah. You want to beat up there, pal? Captain Acer. You want to beat up my partner? What's going on?

I don't know him, but he was great in B's awesome, dude. He was. Santino's fantastic. Love Santino. God damn it, do I like that guy? I like Bobby Lee, too. But you're just like him. You're one of the few comedians that could do stand up.

Amazing. And Bobby, you could act. I cannot wait till the day you do your Broadway show. Well, you're gonna help me. I'm gonna help. I know you could do it. We're gonna do it. And you're gonna help me with it.

Yes, I love that stuff. I'm gonna bring you up. You're gonna go and now. And now. One man show by Robert Kelly. Final fat. Hey. Hi. And then we'll have Godzilla's ear. All right. Listen, Jay

was working on David Tell's porno show a good time and was there every chance anyone on set had with getting fucked or fucking a towel and Ron Jeremy together. Dave, I don't know how many times I've done a show where this young girl is an interesting Dave, but he's so perfect. He does finish show, go to gas station, pick up candy and coffee and go to hotel room every time. They're interested and he always said, like, no, they're not interested. They are interested in him, but Dave just, just why he didn't want the hassle. Yeah, it's ultimate. He, you know, I got to say about Dave, Dave's old porn, by the way, I work, consulting two seasons of it. When I saw him do 90 live and memorial, um, she'll last year at the MSG, Dave was the only guy killed.

Don't even hang out for after party. Go to Celler and do three more shows. That's how fucking professional that guy is. He's unbelievable. That's why he's one of the best comics in the business. Top five, top three. All time. Yeah, all time, yeah.

He is a stand-up comedian. A lot of them after party, you know, they're getting, you know, pussy, publicity, power, whatever. But Dave didn he does it, he does it, he's fucking left. That's a downfall of many guys who make it big, big, is that they, they, they want the parties and the fame more than stand-up. Yeah. Which is fine. I don't think, I don't think wanting fame is a bad thing, by the way. Yeah. That's your thing. Go ahead, grab it, get it, enjoy it, and you know, but there's some guys who got the fame

in a kind of one away, but they still have the respect. You know what I mean? The respect of being one of the best. And Dave, when I, when I, when I some just leave and go straight to sell or it just like he's, he's the best. And, and, and he's very generous like Russell. Uh, shout out for skeptic tank episode is Bobby and Ari were my first two ear hole addictions over a decade ago. I don't know. Okay. That's from the same guy. All right. This guy this

can tell big big Ben coq 69. God damn it. What are your thoughts on only fans and how does it compare to actual point industry? Well, that's good. That's a very good question. I went to the convention in January. Man, it's a completely different story. The power have shifted away from production to performers and especially for your stars. Like Mark Spegler, the number one talent agent manager in the business. talent agent manager in the business. He was telling me, I think I got the figures all wrong, but he was giving example, like Riley Reid, one of the most popular porn star. He was telling me like she's making like a hundred grand a week or something, some crazy on only fans. Yes. I mean, Cara Fee here makes that. And 20 years ago, it's impossible. All the powers with the production company, gross got,

you know, they got some little bit of money, but nothing like this. Well, now a cell phone has enough juice. I mean, you could film something on your phone live. You don't need a production company. You don't need anybody, you don't need lighting, you don't need shit. Technology caught up with the idiot.

And now you can just be an idiot and stay home and show your asshole to a bunch of fucking perverts and I'll show you a feat and make 40 grand a month. And so it killed a lot of mom and pop production company and small ones. And you know, another thing that I heard that and Poornhub is very smart, they cornered all the male talent. So they have all the oldest,

a-list male performers. Yeah. So now, this mom and pop production company, even they get an a-list female performer, they got a mid-level guy's fucking them. It's not as good as, you know, just imagine if a New England Patriots corner all the quarterback or something.

Right. The risk of the league look like shit. Well, that's what they're doing. These small companies are going down the toilet. Cause they got a bunch of small pack of quarterbacks. Pretty much what that's what it comes down to. Yeah. And all the top notch girls corner in the market.

But yeah, well, Bailey Jay, my friend, Bailey and her husband Matt, they they just they do everything themselves He's the photographer and the video guy. He edits everything together They put it up on their website. Yeah, they have a partner on that and then she does her only fans and makes her money And and it's all going to them as she doesn't have to go to Las Vegas or LA to make a porn and she owned her shit On a matter of porn just point is simple. Point, you know, it's very simple now. I mean, I love old school porn.

Yes. I love the buildup. I love the, hey, how you doing? Good, how you doing? Well, my son is, oh, I can help him with that. Really, how can you help him with this? Yeah. You know what I mean?

And then down bone bamba bamba. I love that. I really do. But now people just, you know, they rather watch a live chick cookin' eggs with an apron to show in her ass while every fucking 10 seconds. And they make way more money. I remember doing her movie Rogue Adventure.

I don't know which number if we enjoy Severo, but yeah, she was a very good performer. Very pretty. Bailey J? Yeah. Yeah, Bailey's great. She says I'm a pretty good sense of humor. She is one of the funniest people I know.

That's what I thought. I mean, her and her husband, but Bailey really makes me laugh. I mean, I've cracked the fuck up at her. She's actually giving me jokes. She lives in New York City? No, not anymore. Okay. No, she lives in Florida now.

I ready? Chucklefucker 808. What is the craziest thing you ever saw behind the scenes on a porn set? Craziest. Yeah Give she a knife shoot at a somebody's asshole and kill somebody Um, that that's what I was thinking. We crazy just a gay murder So it's not crazy, but um I I tripped when I was mopping the cum floor.

Then I feel flat on it. I want to say that was the first time, but I used to mop those porn booths in Seattle. I tripped on that one too, but sometimes they have shit they have shit blood. Okay. Wow, that's crazy. But really nailed this question. Once again, smell bothers me more than anything. Sure than jizz on your chest. Yeah. You know, mess up a good eyes. I would jizz, but but yet, um, yeah, working at those foreign shop. You know, all at those points, you know, is that good? That was a good one.

Let's check that one off. Oh my God. Okay. All right. Here we go. Mr. Ed's butthole. Are you able to watch point and joy? Or does it, or does being in the industry ruin a few?

So one time I was in Athens, Greece and prostitution's legal there. So when you go to Red Light District, you go into the building and if you like the girl you paid the old madam, you go into the room. And while you're waiting, if you pick a popular girl, you have to kind of wait until she's done with other customers. So sometimes you're in the room waiting for your turn and they have a TV in there. And sometimes they're playing porn over there. And it's a little weird because sometimes I'm waiting for your turn and they have a TV in there. And sometimes they're playing porn over there. And it's a little weird because sometimes I'm waiting for my turn. I'm

watching movie that I worked on. It's on the monitor. But I think it's worse. I'm at age where I'll see my friends performing, right? And it can be hard because now I'm at the age. I'll see my different fucking, because a lot of them are slowly passing away, like I don't wanna fucking see my different fucking, you know? And, but a lot of times when I watch, oh my God, I really edit that thing really bad, you know? Yeah, I was like, so you're watching it as an editor. Yeah, I watch it like, that's a really bad lighting

or editing and I don't like the angle. I don't like the position sometimes. Yeah, and When you The price you pay working on the business is that the fantasies dead you get desensitized You get desensitized and you know all the shit that goes behind the scenes, you know the magic trick Yeah, for sure like sometimes a guy can't come. So what they do is grow, so get a regular egg and take the yellow part, put it in the mouth. And then when they start shooting,

they pull the deck out, spit it out, looking like he came in their mouth, but that's chicken egg, you know, that there's a spinning out. He's ruined it for me. Why, I didn't ask you to ruin it for me, fuck, guys. I mean, now I'm gonna think chicken egg every time I see jizz. Yeah, so they have old kinds of tricks. They have tricks, yeah.

I mean, look, it's a fantasy, it's not real. They're recreating a scenario for us perverts to have a moment. Yeah. But fantasy is a problem, isn't it? Everyone, that's why I love the old school things because they really lay in. It's very romantic, right? Yeah, they kissed.

I mean, I know that's gay, they're like kissing and a porn. I know that, but I kind of, if they kiss and for some reason it allows me to believe that it's more real. You know what I mean? Well, we used to get a customer and they're more romantic types so sometimes day one romance books at the porn shop Yeah, sometimes we got a blind person so we have to give them an audio clip of Album where they're fucking so they won't listen to that. Yeah, we we wouldn't have older folks show up and sometimes day one older people fucking and you know like

It's a one of those difficult conversations, but, you know what? Mentally disabled, they wanna jack off too. So I have to help these customers. Yeah. All ladies coming in the day ones are kind of poor. Mentally disabled, just throw ag on them. Like I'm jerking off of your face right now, you're weirdo.

But I'm people you hand them the Bible, go here you go, in Braille. No, but they used to have an album like erotic stories right? Yeah, and then or their moaning So we have all kinds of different customers, you know, your thing never to see tits You don't even mean never to see a vagina That is weird. It is a weird thing like you don't even know you only know what it feels like and smells like Yeah, it's great and taste I guess You only know what it feels like and smells like. Yeah, it's great and taste, I guess.

Taste it. And sometimes pennies and mustard. Sometimes I've had customers asking for things that can't really help. Like I had an old grandmother showed up and walk in and ask, what do I find prostitute? Yeah, right here, bitch. At 80 bucks, I'll suck your asshole.

Around the world for 120. She told me that her grandson's dying from cancer. Oh, shit. For enough of her. So, so I'm not, I'm not going to hold, but like 200 bucks, I suck them off, right? And the chair. So that has happened. Um, that's crazy.

Uh, here's another one. Ready? Lib Tard Crusher for 20. Have you ever considered acting in porn? Why are why not? Good question. I tried to do blow bang one time and uh, uh, explain what that is. Blow bangs like, uh, one girl, uh, giving bunch of guys blow jobs.

Okay. And then this year's ago, but, um, is it out there on video? No, no, because, uh, there was a black guy standing behind me. He ran into me, slum, his dick on my back. I was like, like, what is? So I live. I don't want to do this shit, you know. Why do you slide his dick on your back? Was it an accident? No, no, we were just standing in like somebody trip and like kind of dumb, you know, if you felt this hog on your back.

Yeah, and that's not what... You were like, I'm out. I'm just like, I don't have heart for this. I don't, plus, you said that your dick couldn't hit somebody's back. Once again, the smell, I just can't handle the smell. Sex has a smell. So should we have a bunch of ball sacks out? Yeah.

One girl and 30 guys. Oh, it's a small room, dude. Oh, it smells like a New York sports club. All right, we got one more. Rage against the Croutine. Yeah, I guess that's it. Creatine. There you go Did the Me Too movement impact the point industry? Oh, yeah, it did Well, I mean run Germans in serious trouble, but I think he's you're fragile them, right? I mean I knew him

It's really weird because first point I saw had run Jeremy in it and 12 years ago I was doing comedy show with him. It's so strange like holy fuck this is the first point I saw and then I'm doing show with him. But he's been accused of rape multiple rapes and I think it's mistrial because he's mentally not capable of defending himself. Why? I think suffering from dementia or something. Is he really? Yeah.

And I think I'm such a mixed feeling because, for example, football, right? Like 70s and 80s, they played a lot harder, right? They were doing kind of crazy shit to quarterback. You can't do that anymore. Okay. Ron was behaving poor behavior that was compatible to 70s, can't do that anymore. Okay. Ron was behaving porn behavior that was compatible to 70s, 80s and 90s. But you can't do that shit in your true dog. You think he's getting called out for stuff that he was getting away with back in a day. But you can't do that shit anymore. And people came out and were like, hey, he just grabbed my

tits. He grabbed my tits. Or forced me to give him a blow job or something like that. That's rape. Yeah. But they claim, you know, everybody's still deserved it. I was it. FYI. Yeah. The word forced. That's right. Right. But you know, Ron used to show up. He'll show up and something. I got one second. Yeah. Just let you know. Yes. Forcing you to. I'm anti rape. By the way. Yeah, I know you. I'm just let you know forced rate force Bull jobs rape but hit but back at looking we had a whole industry. Yeah of Girls gone wild. Yeah, sold and on regular TV. Yeah, and they would blur out guys just grabbing girls' tits Yes, and that was on TV as a commercial. Right. And the guy made billions of dollars.

Yes. And you'd go to there and you'd pull your tits out and guys would grab your tits. Yes. And in New Orleans. And that was a thing. And you'd throw beads and chick would whip it and it's out.

That was, so are you going to go back and get all, you know, it's like, it was a different time. You have to kind of, that has, does that play a factor in it? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like we were different people then. Now where these people, that has, does that play a factor in it? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, we were different people then. Now where these people, you know, you're gonna have to go back and get every rock band,

you know, every actor. I mean, all these people and women, there's some women who did some weird shit to guys, you know, not a lot, but, you know, I mean, it was a thing that people didn't. Now they don't do that anymore. You know, rock bands, I mean, I'm pretty sure that, you know, there's no motley crew type of scenarios backstage anymore. Yeah, but it is very strange, because there are a bunch of pussies, because they're not forcing girls to get blow jobs anymore.

Am I right? Come on. It is very strange that, you know, David Boy, Led Zeppelin, Dave Stohepp, sex with underage girls all the time in 70s. Yep. And when I bring them up, they're like, well, they're rock star.

So if you're in certain profession, it's hypocritical. Yeah, they'll never trash David Boy if you're doing crazy fucked up shit. And they'll never persecute him because they like him. They like him. and the women that, you know, it's like JFK is a piece of shit. Yeah.

What's that movie with Malloram and Ro? Yeah. And they bring her up in the thing, who just talked about it, someone just talked about it. And they, into the White House, yeah, into the White House. Well, well, his wife was away. He's naked in the bed and he just,

you know, he's on the phone talking and he was like, come over and just suck my deck. It's not right, but it was away. He's naked in the bed and he just, you know, he's on the phone, talking and he was like, come over and just suck my dick. It's not right, but it was different time. Yeah, he made malarage, just come in and suck his dick. He's married. JFK was garbage. But now Clinton was a piece of shit. Yes.

Garbage, right? Yes. For sure. And he purposely bombed me because he knew the next day There's gonna be big news about Monica Lewinsky. So what do you do? It's you bomb countries for distraction, you know, right? Yeah, so he's done shit like that and And then they'll throw higher mucolidious and all these girls who you know, and their moms will fucking swoon over Yeah, so what's good for you is good. But to answer your question, yeah, there's no way you could do the things, especially in fucking early 90s and late 90s. Oh my God.

Like Annabelle chance like 200 gang bang and she like that. And all kinds of weird shit that they used to do. It's interesting when that those extreme sports were getting popular in 90s, around the same time, there was all this extreme porn. I don't know what it is about the 90s, but they were doing something. I'll tell you what, raise your stuff back then. It was called fun. The 90s were the fun.

I'm glad I, I'm glad 80s and 90s was my error. Yeah. I was talking with this about Norton the other day. I go, dude, we had a lot of fun. I mean, we had fun. We just have sex in the hallway at the seller. Downs as we had a lot of fun. I mean, we had fun. We just have sex in the hallway at the cellar. Downstairs, we had a lot of, God, I couldn't imagine coming down now

and seeing Matt Rife getting head off of two waitresses down and saying, as he's going on stage, you know what I mean? You can't do that anymore. That's what I think Leonardo DiCaprio's very lucky because he did the older wild shit be prior to cellphone, you know, but try to do that now, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Well listen, I gotta go. Dude, it's been a pleasure. And I really, man, you're one of my favorite people to hang out with and chat with. Um, thanks. I just want just one thing. You want

to beat a Bobby Lee. I'm doing French in Scotland. What are you doing? French fest the French fast. Yeah, okay. I'll just 436 okay, and I'm gonna show you adult content look right in that camera content and I have a website adult content 16 Dot com adult content 69.com my French crazy tough just made that website for me, but Yeah, it's not exactly comedy, but all kinds of a lot of weird person of shit will be in there, but yeah, it's basically 25 years of my involvement that don't business and I talk a little bit about visiting every Jeffrey Epstein's property minus the pedophile and you went to the island

I have that's the only place I didn't go, but I went to every other places and I went to Glengs court case all of most of it I also say Elizabeth Holmes sentencing as well because I think What I learned over the years when the super rich elite people don't have a very healthy sex life What they do is they fuck the poor. They do all kinds of terrible things in the world. That's funny because that's the name of my new special. Is I fuck the poor. I even went to Davos during the world economic forum. I knew right away who were hookers just right around service. Yeah, it's pretty clear. I worked in six

business for a long time. Their garbage, Epstein, right? I mean, did he kill, he got murdered, right? Yeah. He was murdered. A system murder, a suicide. Sisted suicide because he knew too much. Oh, that's right. We ever, we ever gonna know what he knew. Or is that just gone?

Is she gonna get killed too? Cause she know. She sounds like keeping her mouth shut. But we, it's interesting. We don't have the client less, but we're beginning to have his work schedule. So now we're seeing less than people he was seeing recently that director of CIA, nom chomsky, all this people that he was working maybe for the government to have blackmail against all these other people.

Oh, I think it's pretty clear. You know, there are plenty of other people like actually Tim Dylan, there was a lot of this stuff. Because Tim Dylan was, was did he, did he have sex with Jeff? We have to see one of the little girls that he brought to the island back on the day. And I'm not sucking your dick. Anyways, uh, the street,

if seen does not like, uh, fatties, you know, all right, relax. I was a fatty a year ago. I'm still fat at heart. I so can I tell you this one quick thing? Um, so when I joined the COVID, I went to all the Maga rallies and BOM, right? Right.

And it's interesting. I tried to kill you. You know what's interesting, Bobby? What? When you hang up, Maga people, I noticed their, their big thing is, mega people are big tits. That's what I noticed.

Sure. Because most mega people, why most of the white people come from Northern Europe, the primary diet of Northern Europe is dairy products. But that's dairy come from big tits. When you go to BL, BLM movements, most of those people are blocked in Latino, they come from south, that's why they're love asses, you know. So like sometimes when you see like, mega and BLM, they're basically, to me, when I hear them argue, I only think I hear like big tits, ass, tits, ass, right?

But what's sad to me is if they're calm and talk to each other, they have more calm in the different because they're fucking poor. Yeah poor people Do you know who want them to fight each other? Yes, that's super rich people exactly super rich people are not into Ted Chinas No, not at all if you go to any rich area all the women are tall skinny No tits and no ads Yeah, and I think that's why Epstein was fucking young girl because they have no tits and no ass. Yeah.

And I think that's why Epstein was fucking young girl because they have no tits and asses. Sure. The rich people for whatever reason love, wasn't that cool and skinny shit. Wasn't that tight vaginas at all. I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

So I spent my time traveling the world studying the six habits and you're going to be doing this in Scotland at the French Fest. Yeah. And I'll probably share a shuffier. I'm sure. What's that date? August 4th through 26 minus two days.

And I have a lot of pictures to go with my stories. Yeah. Make sure you go check him out if you see it August 4th through the 26th. Never. This shows adult content, adult content. And my website is adultcontin69.com. And that's Yoshi. Yeah.

And go check him out live. And of course, see me live. I'm everywhere. I'm going to have to be a sportsman's music hall. Awesome place. That's the 27th of July. It's a beautiful town in the Hampshire. You guys who know it, make sure you get your tickets now.

I'll be a Nashor on the 28th. And also I'll be at the Lakonia theater on the 29th that weekend. I'm working one, two, three. And then I'll be at the 23rd September 23rd. I'll be at Rutherford. And then just go to my robbercatelive.com for all my dates. And make sure you subscribe to the podcast. If you're watching this on YouTube, hit the little subscribe button so you're a member.

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that means we had a fight about some type of creative and he killed me and and fucked my corpse. So please, it was I have no beef with Bobbulee. He's fine. No, I don't either. You're an ass. I don't either. My god, you're like the Dutch. You don't get sarcasm.

And what do they beat you up? I know. All right. We'll see you guys next week on You Know What The... You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs.