Rooster Teeth Podcast - Among Gus Among Us - #617

Episode Date: October 6, 2020

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Eric Baudour talk about more of Gus's squirrel interactions, Among Us, the word The-ater, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Gus. I thought you were going to say something else, Barbara. Oh, well, right before the podcast, Eric was saying that he has this new thing. And just so people know right before the podcast, we can't see each other because it's the loading screen, but we can still hear each other who are getting ready to go live. And Eric was doing this thing that he says is his new thing, which he goes, I don't know if you want to say it or if I should repeat it. Yeah, when someone starts talking to you and you don't know how to answer, you just go, I'm so small, I'm little.

Don't ask me, I'm so small, I'm little, don't ask me, I'm so little, I'm just so small. But then I told Barbara that I have a hand thing that goes with it and I want to know she knows what it is. And so I was like, I bet you I could guess what the hand thing is, despite not being able to see it, but knowing Eric visually and what he does is he's mannerist and so I'm going to try to guess it. Okay.

I'm little, I'm little. Okay. I'm little. I'm little. Oh, that's way better. I might adopt that. What were you doing? I'm doing okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gus, you guess. I think it's this.

I'm little. I don't know anything. I'm like a squirrel. Like a squirrel. You made me like a cartoon rat, which I mean tracks, but no, that's not it. Damn. Gavin, do you have a hand signal for telling people

that you're so small and little? Yeah, maybe like one of these. Uh-huh. What? Oh, that's like the raw thing. Right? That's cool. That's like you're shrinking.

See, what you have to do when you tell people that you're so small and you're so little, you to like you have to like turn a little bit and then you go with your fenghis you go, I'm so small. I don't even know. So guys, that's a close. Yes. Yeah, yeah, because it has to be it's with these fingers and then you just kind of like I'm a little I'm small all the time. I want to cut out of you in that pose going like this. That says I'm little on a shirt. All right, store.

Go full screen. I'm so small. Cut that out. Put it on a shirt. I'm so small. Coming to the LSD store in time for holiday 2020. Just in time, because I'm little. It's funny you say that thing about's. That's all that's.

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That's all that's. That's all that's. That's all that's. That's all that's. That's all that's. That's all trying to guess where I thought the squirrel was gonna hide the pecan. I probably stared at that squirrel for 15 minutes as it decided where to hide the pecan. And after it was done, I was like, what did I just do? Like, it's come to this.

I'm watching a squirrel hide a pecan for winter in my backyard. And then it got to like my grass, like my dog toilet. And I was like, oh, we can't hide it there. So I had to go out into the balcony and like yell at it and wait to go away. Wait, it's not allowed to hide it there. No, it's just gonna dig it up and fuck up the grass.

You've explained what you were doing as I was playing a game. Okay. I was just watching this girl wander around my yard trying to hide a nut. You're things we have come to. You might you might you might have lost it, but you might be you might be out there. It's pretty boring these days. I can't get another haircut. I mean, gotta wait a few more weeks for that. I actually went to I had to I had to ship something out the other day.

I went to the post office and I had an interesting experience. I pulled up to the post office, I parked my car next to another car and like I'm getting together, like the shit I need to mail out. So I've got like this box and like label and tape and like a pen. And so I like, I pull it out of my car and I start walking into the post office to to tape it up and mail it out. And as I'm walking through the parking lot, the car that was parked next to me rolls down

their window and this old lady like starts yelling, she's like, excuse me, excuse me. I'm like, what? And she goes, can you tell me, is there a line in that inside the post office? And I just like looked at her for like five seconds, because I couldn't process what she was asking. And I looked down at all of the stuff in my hands. I look back up at her. I was like, I haven't gone in yet. So I don't know.

And she's like, okay, thanks anyway. I'm like, the fuck is wrong with her? I guess you didn't use your future seeing abilities for her. I didn't use my X-ray vision to look through the brick wall to see if whether or not there was a line inside. How dare you. I liked that for 99% of the population. That's just a regular human encounter. But for Gus, it's like, what's going on?

Why would she... What's this one that's talking about? There was a window there. It was a solid brick wall I was standing in front of. Maybe she thought you just picked up packages from there, even though that's not what you do. I don't know. I was parked right next to her,

but maybe she didn't see, I was walking towards the post office. You should have just been like, hey, let me check. Hey, excuse me, woman, is there a line inside? Yeah. Yeah. Then I was inside, and like I said,

I'm putting her line. There was, there was actually no line. So she was okay. She came in the few seconds after me. She walked like straight up. And then there was another old woman who walked in after her. And so I'm in there, I'm taping out my box.

And I hear this, I'm not too close to the counter, but this other old woman who walks in has a really loud voice. And I can hear her asking the postal employee, she's like, I wanna buy some stamps. And the postal employee says asking the, the post of employee, she's like, I want to buy some stamps. And the post employee says, you know, oh, we're, we're out of stamps. And in my head, I'm like packing my box up like that's a weird thing to say. And the woman goes, what do you mean

you're out of stamps? And the post employee goes, sorry, we're just really short staff. We don't have, you know, the, the manpower right now to process getting our new stamps in. So we don't, we don't have any for sale right now. And the old woman, I can hear she's like getting really mad. She like screams at him like, you're in the stamp business. How can you not have stamps in my mind? I'm like, well, technically they're in the package business,

but whatever. I mean, I guess. So I'm like, still packing my box up. And the woman like starts storming angrily out of the post office. And as she's stopped, as she's walking by me, she like tries to get a rise out of me. She's like, she stops and turns and looks at me and goes,

can you believe it? They said they don't have any stamps. I don't even look up at her. I'm just like taping my box. I go, yep, what are you gonna do? And I just like putting my label on and she just like walks out. I was like, you should have changed her out.

Not sure if there is a line in the store. Yeah, you're missing opportunities, man. You are, I'll be frank with you, Gus. I think you're dropping the ball through some of these interactions. You are. I think that if this woman is trying to get a rise out of you over stamps, you gotta like gear her up.

She's like, can you believe this? And you're like, God damn can't. And it's time to do something about it. And then you guys, like you see where that goes. Because yeah, because who knows? She's time to do something about it. And then you guys, like you see where that goes because, yeah, because who knows, she's not gonna do anything about it. She just wants to be like mad. So you have to help her.

Because the podcast don't elevate that. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I thought I already had a podcast story with this, but you're right. I could have been more. I should have, I should have yes-anded her. I should have been a collaborative in this experience.

I wonder how far that would have gone. I'm honestly blowing away even going back to the last story. How much squirrel content you're responsible for on this podcast? It's like it's it's surprisingly high. And then and then I didn't even oh I just made another connection right now. Oh my god. And then I didn't even, oh, I just made another connection right now. Oh my god. So then yesterday, in the afternoon, I had taken my dogs out into the backyard, and you know, there's a fence in my backyard.

How tall is it? The fence is taller than me. The fence is probably like eight feet off the ground maybe. And like, I'm standing with my back to the fence, and I'm watching my dogs, and I hear something behind me, and I turn and I look, and at the top of the fence, there's a fucking squirrel there, and it's got like a peanut in its hands and it's like barking at me And I'm just like looking up at it like is that squirrel want to fight me and it's like making like a Like a barking noise at me like what do I like a chicken? I don't know if you like a do-it. They go like, what is happening?

Yeah, I was like, is it trying to give me the peanut or is it trying to make sure I don't take the peanut and like it wouldn't back down. Like you started like doing that thing where it was like coming closer at me. Like it wanted to fight me. It was like, this squirrel might be rabbit. So I like, I just gathered my dogs up

and went back inside. There is nothing fun here. You ran away from the squirrel. I ran away. There is nothing funnier than a squirrel tormenting Gus. I just, I can't. I don't think that's peak. I think that's peak rooster teeth right there.

I don't know. I mean, do you guys, I just, like, just polling the rest of the room, I guess. Do you guys have this many interactions with a squirrel? No, no. No, I never really think I have this many interactions with Trevor. Yeah, I mean, I feel like of the last 50 interactions I've had with a squirrel, none of them have registered. And you have to be like a story. It's just like, oh, there's a squirrel. I wonder if it was the same squirrel

that I yelled at earlier. Like I wonder if it was mad at me and it recognized me and it like came back. Do you think it's a crow? Like do you think it has like crow memory? It's just remembering your face now? What are you doing that? Has a squirrel ever done that to you?

Have you ever yelled at a squirrel? No, no, but I don't have like a third a third quarter, a fifth of like the amount of squirrel stories you have, Gus. So like, this is really something else, man. What are you doing to attract these squirrels? What are you feeding them? What are you putting in your garden? There's always been peanuts around, too. I don't know where the fuck they're getting peanuts from, but I would find like, peanut shells in my yard. Like, where the fuck are squirrels finding so many peanuts? Like, it's not like peanut must have a feeder out.

Maybe because it's not like peanuts grow in the wild out here. But like every day there's one. If I went outside right now, I guarantee you I could probably come back with a peanut shell. Do they know great? Can you know grow a peanut in Austin? I don't know. I think of it as being like a southern thing, but not like a Texas thing, like a southeastern United States thing. We look it up.

Where do peanuts, I like that. Where do peanuts come from? Not the question. Can you grow peanut in Austin is very specific and we'll get us the answer that we need? There's no one's off that. Surely. That's got to come up. Do peanuts growing peanuts on the Austin Urban Gardens website. Let's see. They're showing watermelon grow you can grow peanuts for your squirrels. There they are. The website is run by squirrel.

This year the attempt to grow peanuts as an experiment. Ah, so they threw them all in your backyard. Apparently, was that this year? It was in 2014. Yeah, 2014. They should have saved it for this year. Why not? Yeah, they should have seen this coming.

Why? Is this like, do I have something to do? Yeah, I just be like, all right, well, I want to know if a peanut can grow in Austin, but I don't want to like, I'll wait for the right moment to figure that out, you know, when everything's gone to hell. I feel like you're using a good time, good like an altered time, if you grow in peanuts, just on a normal year.

But I started searching just now, I started searching just now, if you could grow peanuts in Austin because Gus didn't give me an answer. He told me a website. I told you. They did. No, you said they tried to in 2014 and then I wasn't given an answer. So I started googling it.

However, the auto correct was much more interesting. Can you grow a mango tree in Texas? Whoa. Back on the mangoes. Back on the madness. Mm-hmm. Uh, only in certain places. I'm going to say like way down in the valley. There's a valley in Texas. Oh, yeah, like South Texas along the river. And they refer to that as the valley, like South of Laredo, uh, down to like Brownsville,

uh, close to the river, uh, close to the Rio Grande. That's, that's referred to as a valley. Huh. I had no idea that there was a valley. I just thought everything out here was just like. It's not actually a valley. I don't know why they call it the valley. I mean, like, I don't know.

You can't win, I guess. Like, what is, yeah, it's not a valley type of thing. I guess I had a big lake that we have going through Austin's, it's in no way at lake. I mean, the river. Oh, the tiny river we have there. Yeah. Isn't it called, well, it's called Ladybird Lake, but some people call it something rather

like, or, oh, so just two versions of Lake. It used to be called town lake and they renamed it Ladybird Lake like 10 years ago, I guess. Gotcha. Who named it town lake? Such an unexpected name. Yeah. like like 10 years ago, I guess? Gotcha. Who named it town lake? It's such an unexpected name. Yeah. Hey, that's a city's building.

No, it's like, it's like someone stood at the bank and they're like, there's this river running through town. What should we call it? I don't know, how about town lake? That works for me. Naming stuff in Texas is a mess. There's West Texas and then there's West Texas. Yes, whether or not, this makes sense. Wait, what? Yeah, it's a, oh, there's a place. So there's West Texas, like, yes, like the Western part of Texas. But then when people

go, oh, yeah, West Texas, you don't know if they mean the place West, comma, Texas, or West Texas, like El Paso. Which one's so bad? I don't think there's anything else out there. Probably West Texas. The city of West Texas is north of here. It's between here and Dallas. But it's like, I even West. Is this miserable?

Is it Northwest at least? I hate this place. No, so you can live in East West Texas? You can live, I mean, sure, why not? Not to be... I hate that. I hate it. I hate it.

You can also live in West West Texas. I'm living in West Texas. West Texas. To West Texas. Is there a central West Texas? Like there's like a middle way. Yeah, that's like where like 35 runs through it. So I'd be like right along 35, you're in central West Texas.

But at one point, I'm sure that's like where like 35 runs through it. So I'd be like right along 35. You're in central West Texas. But at one point, I'm sure that was like the Western part of Texas and then like more of it got stolen from Mexico and Texas continued to the West. Yeah, I just like didn't stack very well with everything else. This episode of the Rift East podcast is brought to you by ExpressVPN. Now I use the internet a lot. I think most everyone does and for work, school, or recreation. But did you know that your search data isn't being hidden from your ISP not even in incognito mode? Let me tell you something, incognito mode does not hide your activity. It doesn't matter what mode you use or how many times you clear your browsing history, your internet service provider can still see every single website you've ever visited. So I even went at home and never gone online without using express VPN.

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That's exprssvpn.com slash rooster. Expressvpn.com slash rooster to learn more. What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware. Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at alienware.com. Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. I gotta say I don't really trust Gus. I don't really trust

what he's saying right now. I just, what the M. Oh, I see. I just I don't trust him. I think we should vote him out. Um, I think vote him out. No, I was I swear I was at electrical in West Texas. No, you were I saw that you were with Gavin, but now Gavin's dead. So Eric, have you played? I don't know what happened.

Have you played it yet, Eric? No, no, I just don't like it happened. Have you played it yet, Eric? No. I just thought like a game. I'm like, games. No, I like games. I don't like multiplayer games, but this isn't like a multiplayer game. This is like a lying simulator.

Yeah. And I feel like I would do well in that. And that sounds like fun, but also like coordinating people is what I do for work. So when it's like now we have to play a video game, let me coordinate all my friends. It's like, no, I'll just jump out a window and I'll just play a video game by myself.

Or he just get invited and then you just show up and it's fun and easy. If someone invites me, I'll download the game on my Apple iPhone telephone and play it on there and then get on Discord or whatever. That is nice. It was a, we did a stream of Among Us last week and God That was so much fun. I re I had so much fun playing in that stream that I re I was like two hours and 45 minutes long. I rewatched the entire thing over the weekend. Yeah, it was really fun. It was we had a even Gavin joy.

Yeah, I came a I squeezed in between a G mod and a Face and I came in I got killed by Gus right in the open, which is bullshit. No one no one discovered him I mean Chris who was not an imposter backed us up Third imposter. Yeah, I now understand what that means. Yeah, it was it's a good time It's a lot of fun I felt like as the I didn't what that means. Yeah, it was, it's a good time. It's a lot of fun. I felt like as the, I didn't play that much before the stream, but as the game went on, as the stream went on, I really learned a lot more.

And they're like rewatching that stream. I was like, oh, I really wish I knew now, I knew then what I know now. Like I feel like I would do so much better at it. So tell me, what are, what are like your Gus hacks? What are your Gus tips and tricks? It's just about Z and an X. It's just about learning the layout of the map and being able to tell lies that makes sense geographically before you are. It's like basically always having an excuse. Right. Like early in the game, early in the stream,

Barbara and I were imposters and I told a lie that inadvertently implicated Barbara as being an imposter. Like because I didn't know the map well enough. They're like, oh, well if Gus is saying this, and this is the case, then Barbara must be an imposter. I was like, oh fuck, I totally just fucked up. And then I'm like, no, I'm terrible at lying too, especially when someone discovers me.

Because I played games before, I'm not very smart about it. Where I'll vent or I'll kill someone with someone else being able to see me essentially, because I don't really look around as much as I should. And like we cut everyone comes back on and they're like, all right, well, I saw Barbara kill someone. And I'm not good at being like,

I saw you kill someone. I'm always just like, yeah, you did. All right, thanks to those fun guys. So, you guys surprised me. You just give it up. What? There was one moment in that stream where Chris called Chris reported a body. Then he reported in the lobby. He's like everyone. I walked into the room and I saw Gus there standing over a dead body.

And I just said that's bullshit Chris. I walked into the room and I saw you standing over the dead body. Yeah, the only thing you could do that you're. He checked to Chris. Like, I don't think he had a look. Like, I just, I just took what he said and just turned it right back around and said, no, he was you, not me. Awesome. So I had a really slightly scary moment last night with Among Us, but I was playing on Chilled K. Austin's stream, Anthony, some of you guys know him, great guy.

And we were playing and we had decided that we were gonna make a pact to be around each other. And like, even if one of us is the imposter and see someone kill someone, they still wouldn't say. So it's essentially like a blood pact like that. And I had given chilled my phone number like in a Twitter DM a while ago, so that he could like text me

if he ever needed someone to play. And while we're playing, I get a call from a number I don't recognize, so don't pick up. And then I get a text from the same number that says, if you're evil, I'll cover. And I'm like, what the fuck? That's a big big thing. That's a big big thing. Oh my number. This is creepiest fuck. And I'm like still trying to play the game even though I'm anxious about like someone potentially getting my number texting me and I'm like uh yeah that's really fun and Anthony and then after was like yeah even texted you to say like if you're evil like you could kill someone that's fine and I'm like oh that was you fuck dude you scared the shit out of me that's great

it was awful but very funny at the same time. It's such a good game. It's like, I don't know. It's so simple and like it's such a simple premise and it's so easy to like jump into. It's just a matter of learning where things are. And then I think once you start looking for that is in how like the tat, the mini games and the tasks work, then you're set.

I have found the more you play with the same people, the more sweaty it becomes like people start Timing you when you're like downloading or pretending to download and People just had it with like a photographic memory of what they did and what everyone else does sometimes In the middle of a discussion. It's not gonna be like again. What were you doing and I'll be like? Well, it was a less than It's gonna be like, again, what were you doing? And I'll be like, well, it was less than 60 seconds ago. And I have no idea.

I can't even remember when I was going to be out. And then I look, it's just like shut down. I'm like, oh, I've just really got to start like mentally writing down every single step I've taken. You know, the worst is when someone calls it and they're like, who did you see? Like, yeah, someone passed me, but I don't remember who it was. Like you got to constantly be trying to remember that for a bit.

Like, I know that happened to me. It was like, oh, I saw the person. I saw someone walk into that room, but I don't know who it was. I have no idea. Yeah, I was like, it could have been green. It could have been yellow for all like fucking no. I don't know. I'm lost.

There was one time where I was looking at the cameras, like security cameras, and I was like watching all the screen, seeing if I could find anybody. And then like, I think I got something in my eye and just rub my eyeball for a second, and I opened it back up, and there was a dead body lying,

like the dead center in one of the cameras. And I was like, well, hey guys, someone's dead, but I didn't know I do kill them, even though I'm on cameras right now. Like you had one job, you had one job with that. That's so, so much fun. I love that game.

Great game. Oh, we're going to be playing it again tomorrow on, uh, our stream. Yeah. Oh, man. God, I look forward to that. That time just flies. Like when you were playing that game, it's like a three hour stream, but it just, it passes like nothing. Yeah. I think, uh, I think Chilled Chaos and his friends were playing for like seven hours yesterday. Wow. What the fuck? Yeah. What? It's, it goes by so fast.

Yeah, what it's it goes by so fast Really much that's so much of a video game. That's awful. That's crazy I don't like seven hours is like I know for like streamers and stuff You got to like go longer, but like man if I play like a video game for more than like an hour and a half and I'm not tired of it That must be some like a hell of a game uh because I just go like I don't want to do this anymore. Is there anything that you can do for more than an hour and a half and you don't get bored of it? Well let's let me tell you I can sit there and just like stare at my phone. That's probably the only activity that I can do that for that one. I can't even like, just sort of go like lots of different things.

Like you're not, that's true. You can be watching a video, you can be lost in a TikTok spiral. I've done that before. I don't have TikTok. I'm an Instagram Reels guy. You know, that's just like my, you know, you got a plant, you're flag. I'm here for the original Instagram Reels.

I think what they're doing is real groundbreaking stuff. Great job Instagram. Thank you so much for your content. I had a very, I had a tweet that was very not popular a couple months ago, maybe a month and a half ago. I think I just tweeted something dumb. Like my favorite TikToks are Reels. it got like no trends, no no traction. Nobody liked it. I'm gonna go back and retweet it. I was like, oh that's funny. I was like, I thought this was a good tweet. Nobody liked it. That's really good.

That's like the equivalent of when you're playing cards against humanity and you think you have such a good card that everyone is gonna fucking die laughing at and then you play it and the person's reading it and they're like, eh, it's okay. Just die on that one. Yeah, I think you just described most of my Twitter, which is just like, this is cracking me up. And then everyone goes, the fuck is this garbage? Yeah, but you don't care. Eric, you don't care. No, I don't give a shit.

No, I sent. I sent Eric a video on YouTube last week that I thought about tweeting, but I ended up not tweeting it. It was the, it was that post that video. It was a why, that the how the sopranos ruin the ending of that series that why I didn't, why didn't Blade show up

and kill Tony soprano like he was a vampire. It was like using the serum that he uses in blade two to kill all the vampires. How come nobody showed up and killed Tony soprano with the vampire serum? And so he would die like a giant balloon and blade too. Great question. Excellent. David Chase, you have a lot to answer for. It was like a three minute long video that you let you start. You're like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

And then you watch, you're like, all right, that was pretty funny. That was actually a really good video. Yeah. The joke is thin, but just the right amount of thin where you go, how do you keep this going for another two and a half minutes? But boy does he do it. What? Do people still hate the ending of this promise to this day? Yeah, that's insane. I know. It's because it's unclear. Like, they kind of have to figure out the ending,

like, imagine the ending yourself. I think so. People want their hands out. I think most people are dumb. So what happens is they go, I don't know if I like that. And I think that's the only way to get the answer is to get the answer out of the way

they are. I think that's the only way to get the answer out of the way they are. I think that's the only their hand out. I think most people are, I think most people are dumb. So what happens is they go, I don't know if I like that and then they have to tell you about it, but mostly you don't care what they have to say. So they're telling you and you just have to go, yeah, it's poof, crazy, huh? That's nuts anyway. I think so. Yeah, people, what's up? What people wanted to see? Like, they wanted to see like a big war between New Jersey and New York and have that play out

and have it be like this, this huge thing. But like that's not what the show was about. I mean, there was definitely always conflict. At all. Right, but it wasn't, it wasn't about, it wasn't ever gonna get to that point. No, but everybody dies like that. Right.

That's how the whole show goes. People just disappear or die or like it's all unceremonious. It's perfect. So is that what you think happened? Someone just shot him. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. What?

Do you think there's something else? No, I mean, I've never seen the surprise. No, stop. I've only seen the end because it was so controversial. Do you think that they were still in a dream and inception at the end of it? Wow. Oh, the thing, it didn't stop spinning, but then it cut away, it could have stopped spinning

and it could have still been a dream. That to me was never the, I wasn't like overwhelmed by that ending because that's not his totem. It doesn't actually tell you anything whether it does that or not. Isn't it his? No, it was my life. No, it was my life totem. And the key took it from her.

Right, right, right. What was his that? Or what in the ring or something? I don't think his is ever. I think it's like it's in the movie, but you're never explicitly told what it is. I don't know. I think early on, he says he starts using the top

because it was mouse totem. But yeah, he never explicitly says it's his. He just says that you just carries it around. Gotcha. This is like, you know, we're talking about inception a movie that came out 10 years ago. So whatever, this isn't spoilers like some film school bullshit, whatever. But like the end where the top is spinning and I watched it and then it hardcuts. It wasn't my feeling wasn't like, oh wow, what an ending.

It was they used the most amount of that footage that they could before that thing starts wobbling in real life. And you know, they did like four or five takes where it like they went, that was the good one. That was that top spun for so long. Use that take. It cut it right before it falls. I'll be honest, I just assumed it was CG. Like I know Nolan loves practical stuff, but I feel like that is exactly the kind of thing he would see G because it's like it's so easy to small. Yeah. What why? Why would that be the thing that he sees but you'll fly like a jumbo jet into like One will look like shit if you try to recreate it making a look real the other so small and whatever it's almost

It'll look good enough. It'll look good enough and he can make it do exactly what they want. Spin is exactly as many frames they wanted to put just the right amount a little bit of wobble at the end like you can nail it perfectly. It'll be imperceptible from the actual. But what I'm saying is I don't watch that and I go he did the exact right number of frames that he wanted. I'm saying some guy spun that top. They did four or five takes and they went that was the longest one.

That's perfect. The reason I say it's probably CG or I assume that CG is because I'm sort of slumped down. It's because I assume like I don't know how much he was shooting on IMAX back there. But like he's a film guy. He's always been a film guy. So he's like blowing tons of film. Are you really going to stand there and have like this elaborate shot where stuff's happening and then he walks away.

Are you really gonna hand spin that? Or will there be like a magnet underneath that to make it reliable or CG? I feel like. Just so far pristine. Listen guys. I have a case. Sorry. But yeah, I did a case. Sorry.

But yeah, I did remember when I first watched that movie. I was like, you know, it just almost went at the end. And I was like, oh, that was so cool. But then I, you know, after 10 years of thinking about it, I'm like, I would have seen you that if I was, you should have done that shot. A super easy thing to get away with. Spin the top, the spinning the top is even easier.

Yeah, but imagine if he just flubbed it, and it flew off the table, or it's like, you do it again. Yeah, then you got to hire. Do it another time. You got to hire a professional top twerler. Who knows how much that costs, getting him to fly in? I think that they were on set.

Here's what happened. I'll tell you right now what happened on Christopher Nolan set. And Christopher Nolan was like, all right, guys, we got to spin this top. And he did it, and it looked like got kind of fucked up. And everyone laughed. They're like, oh, it what happened on Christopher Nolan set. And Christopher Nolan was like, all right guys, we got to spin this top. And he did it. And it looked like got kind of fucked up and everyone laughed. They're like, oh, it's breaking tension on the set, what fun. And then everybody got a turn spinning the top.

And then we don't know whose footage they ended up using. Maybe it was our Rod Rod Ray. What was her name in the movie? Aaron Andre. You know, Andre. What was her name? Aaron Andre. I think it was Eric Andre.

I think that sounds right. What was her name? The think it was Eric Andre. I think that sounds right. What was her name? The Greek God Eric Andre. What are you? Are you? I don't remember. I think I was. I think I was.

I also love this. See, you guys don't even know. This picture you're painting is like a bunch of kids on like the first night of Hanukkah with like the dreidel. And they're just like, oh, he's gonna get it this time. And it's just, the exact equivalent that I'm picturing in my head right now. He's just burning IMAX film going like,

who wants a turn? It's just all his nieces. That's a great idea. Yeah, everybody gets a turn, spin in the top, that Leonardo DiCaprio might die or he's in a dream. I don't remember what it was. He's spinning himself. It's in the top, that Leonardo DiCaprio might die or he's in a dream. I don't remember what it was. He's been it himself.

He's in that shot. He spins it. Yeah, he's in the... No, it's like... He like leaps on the way, doesn't he? He's like, but you don't see him because the shot pushes in on the top.

Are you what you get right now? Right. No, I'm trying to, no, I wasn't, but I'll see if I can find, my computer locked up. I tried to open a folder on my fucking desktop and my computer locked up. Thank you. That Gus. Gus, we're in the middle of the podcast.

Don't know what the folder you fool. Yeah, why would I do that? Shit. Um, I think I'm pretty sure this is funny. That movie came out 10 years ago. You guys like that? Check out HBO Max. I, I've told the story.

I just assumed I've told the story on the podcast before, but I went when I saw that movie in the theater. Remember going to theaters when I saw that movie in the story. I just assumed I've told the story on the podcast before but I went When I saw that movie in the theater remember going to theaters when I saw that movie in the theater Someone fell asleep during the the screen you where I was watching it and he started Talking in his sleep during the movie. What was he talking? I was being accepted right. I was like oh fucking perfect. Oh, it's not even spun Right, I was like, oh fucking perfect. Oh, it's not even spun in that shot. It's not even spun on camera It's already spinning interesting Interesting I wonder if everyone got a turn so I wonder if everyone got a turn Having already come on inside it's already there you can't show that I showed it I showed it eric Oh, you can't show that why would you you're on camera this time. I still have to produce. No, I still have to produce. Trust me.

I've done a bunch of stuff where I'm talent. They go, hey, so I have a question about this. And I'm like, I'm not the producer. And it doesn't matter. It does not seem to matter. Barbara, if you say I'm the imposter, no, not the imposter. I'm voting Eric. Hey, no. This episode received podcasts brought to you by meandies. Meandies believes that comfort is about more than just what's touching your skin.

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Or that? How do you say it? What is that? Theater. Theater. Like a normal person. I think that's indicative of Gus being Gus. I don't think it has anything to do with my figure.

I think it's a, I don't think I can say it. You know what you said? How do you say it? Theater. Theater. Theater. Theater. You're even giving too much A in there.

Theater. Theater. Is it the same thing like how some people pronounce Minita like mini etchia miniature yeah theater hmm how do you say miniature? Yeah sounds dirty theater theater theater theater theater do I do I sound like I'm from California? Yeah, that's a trick question. Do I sound like I'm from California? Yeah. Is that a trick question? Do I sound like I'm from California, bro? Yeah. I don't. Drew made fun of me because when I say tacos, it's like the long, it's like, he's like,

oh yeah, you're like from Southern California. It's like, oh, I didn't know that that was, I didn't know I sounded that way. Do you look at your room? Do I? Look at your room. What do you mean? What's up with my room?

It's like a room. California flagship flag. He took the California flag down at least. Do I look at your room? What do you mean? What's up with my room? You're a black he took the California flag down at least Yeah, it helps Why is it a republic? Why is it got a bear? Why is it a republic? Why doesn't the bad have two heads this loud? I don't know. Why does your fucking face? Why does the bear have two heads? That's why I want to know. That's a different thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait break away from. It was an unrecognized break away state from Mexico between it back in 1846. Friendship friendship, friendship, friendship, flagship, friendship flag,

ego, whatever. When I was at the post office the other day, go out of the go back for a second. I forgot, I forgot to mention this. Uh, when I was at the post office, um, shipping something out the other day, it's because I had, um, I had sold something on eBay and I was at the post office, shipping something out the other day, it's because I had sold something on eBay and I was going to go ship it. And it had been years since I used eBay. And just to emphasize how long it had been,

when I went to print out the label to ship the thing, it had Jeff's old address on it. I haven't lived at that house with Jeff since 2004. Yeah. That was the last time you used eBay. That was the last time I had used eBay to sell the same site, right? Like nothing changed. And the site looks exactly the same. The site has not changed in 20 years. It is no easier to sell something on eBay than it was in 2004, which probably the time I used. But through muscle memory, you know exactly where to click. You've memorized it.

It's burned into your little brain. You know exactly what things to click and where to go and everything. It's perfect. It's a perfect system. Don't change anything from 1999. Keep it the same. Instagram keeps changing stuff.

It looks ugly. Twitter keeps going, oh, do you want this here? This is a custom feed. Shut up. Go to hell. Give me eBay or give me death. I want everything to look like Gobe Amazon. I want you only to sell books again. Let's get back to the good old days. I'm so small and I only sell books. I only sell books and I'm so little. I bet if I had to explore on your computer,

eBay would work on it. Yeah. I feel like what would happen if Amazon would just like, oh, we're just gonna sell books this year, and that's it. Like, they would still make the most money, so it doesn't matter. Or is the demand for works that I was. like what they would still make the most money. So it doesn't matter. Or there's their stock would go way down and then I'll jump in and scoop it up and then I'll be rich baby. And then

here's my other plan. I'll become the president of Warner Brothers because I have a plan for that. brothers because you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're

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Like you're supposed to like put it out there. So this is me manifesting going to become the president of Warner Brothers and then CW, CW's gone. Guys, no more CW's out. Oh, there's going to be a lot of really sad 12 year old girls. The WB is back, baby Michigan, J Frog singing and dancing with his hat, doing a dance. Dawson's Creek gets one more season. Buffy's back. It's not a reboot.

The idea of you just green light, you go these old shows that know what has any interest making like green light. Yeah, get the team back together. What team? Off of them a dad. Really are the new Bernie. Yeah, this is a great idea. I'm smart.

Is shit. WB stands for welcome back, bro. WB. Barbara. All right. Barbara's hired as my ideas man. Barbara, you're in. Welcome to Warner Brothers.

All right. All right. I'm changing. I'm changing my tune. No, welcome to Warner Brothers. All right. All right, I'm changing. I'm changing my tune. No, welcome to Warner Brothers. Welcome back. It's great. The frog is back. And also, what was the show that was like married with children,

but wasn't? You had the talking? No, it was like the talking. It had the talking, like,uppet like a stuffed animal and was Bob cat Bobcat both weight elf Yeah, Gus it was Alph grow up Wow, what does Barbara say and her barber's full screen? Come on go to barbers full screen. Yeah He's my bro now We're the only two non-imposter's now Come on, go to Barbara's full screen. Yeah! We did it everyone!

He's my pro now. We're the only two non-imposters now. Congratulations everyone, but only just us really. Unhappily ever after. There you go! We're bringing that back. Remember that show that you don't remember? I didn't remember that at all.

I haven't what show do you want me to reboot? I'll reboot anything. Gavin, I'll reboot anything you want. I have what showed you want me to reboot. I'll reboot anything. Gavin, I'll reboot anything you want. I'm the first to know about it, but it's a new cost. Well, they're just getting the... Here's what I want to write. I want, whenever in the last 20, 30 years, there's a scene where everyone is aged up.

I want you to get those people back together now and reshoot, shot for shot those scenes. So they're actually old, replace the original shots like that's like. You can do that. In fact, the future. Yeah. Well, like, you like, I just watched hookers, Pokers last night. They're all like old, you know, but many old hags at the beginning.

I was like, you know, wait, wait 10 years, shoot that again when they're actually ancient. And that'll be just great looking content. Same with Harry Potter. Did they do that at the end of Harry Potter? No, I think that was CG. That was CG, I think, right? Would them have an all? Yeah, I was like, Christopher Gullinstock. Yeah, that's the thing.

Who wants to spin Daniel Radcliffe now? That's what I'm gonna do, mother. That's what I'm gonna do. President of Warner Brothers, we can all spin Daniel Radcliffe. This is a great idea. We're gonna be millionaires. This is a great podcast. We're coming up with great ideas.

A thousandaires. Yeah. Did you hear about, speaking of millionaires, did you hear about that millionaire in Austin who got in trouble? No. The Millionaire in Austin? The guy who stole $1.3 million worth of printer toner from the public library. What? So how did he get caught?

Yeah, I guess over the course of 12 years, he stole and resold $1.3 million in printer toner. Is that stealing though if it's for public use? Well, yeah, he's reselling it. Yeah, that was like, I don't know. I don't know. He's stealing like printer toner from like Rooster Teeth and reselling it.

Like it's company property, I think, technically, that I'm taking on hang on. Just give him a second. He's, his brain was starting to kind of like put the pieces together Yeah, yeah, well, I mean I get it. I get way I come from but it's like is it if something's available for free. Are you stealing it? But he was the guy who was ordering it like it was He was he was a person who was supposed to be ordering it for the library He was

was a person who was supposed to be ordering it for the library. He was ordering it for the library. I thought he just walked in inside rubbing the printouts. No. He would just take a look one every now and then. I thought so too. I thought he was just taking it physically from the location. Did you say that part of the story and I didn't hear it? I figured it was understood.

I mean, how do you walk into a locker room? You thought he just walked in? Well, it's like if it's those hundred years, he just kept walking in and going, don't mind if it do. She ran it. That's not expensive. I don't know.

I think it's stolen a couple of times. Yeah. Maybe they had like stock in one of the areas that he would just like take a few from every now and then and nobody would notice. That's what I thought too. That's what my brain went to, but I don't know, to sell a hundred thousand dollars a year. It's a pricey liquid.

Liquid. So the guy, the guy wasn't even very like secretive about it. I was reading the article. I'm going to read you a little, a little snippet here. So it says a spreadsheet found on his work computer showed that over the course of four days in October 2017, he sent 60 packages to an online toner reseller. So he's keeping the evidence on his work computer and he's keeping a fucking spreadsheet of it. Like, what? So wait, he's not just taking it from the cupboard

that wedding is delivered. He's just having it, he's not even doing it. Right, he's ordering it and having it delivered to the reseller and the reseller selling it. Wow. Wow. What? Why would you keep a spreadsheet?

Wow. On your work. I was doing that. The place you're stealing it from. Wow. The guys are millionaires. I mean, he could hire someone to take care of that for him. To be fair, he got away with it for 12 years.

So whatever he was doing, he was doing it in a somewhat smart way, at least enough to be smart enough to get a million bucks out of it. It's really impressive. I wonder, like, how do you get caught if you do that for like 12 years? Like, they hire somebody new and they go, hey, what's with this $1.3 million discrepancy in like our printer toner? Like, why do we keep ordering this stuff? But it's just like, it's nowhere to be found. If it's just like, like, did he like stumble and be like, tell someone it work? They were, he was just like, Hey, I've stolen $1.3 million worth of printer toner and they went,

and that's reason a couple of red flags. Or someone went to go Get something from his computer and saw a file open at the top. That's just like my criminal plans to steal money The title of the talk was just the the amount of money He did yeah, I feel like I would have no idea how much tone it goes through a library. I would know What point to be suspicious of that. The auditor, I'm reading the rest of the article here. The auditor determined the library at most during those 12 years would have needed $150,000 worth of printer toner, which is like, wow, seven cartridges.

Man. So he was like going in over 10 times what they needed right just having kill a mockup over 10 time. You think someone would have noticed I guess someone eventually noticed it, but it took 12 years. This episode received podcasts brought to you by stamps.com. If you're looking to start your own business or online store packaging and shipping can be a big hassle for one person to do. It's tons of boxes packing tape everywhere and being a small business owner can be tough.

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I'm just too dumb to know how to like embezzle money. Like, I don't know how to make it work. I don't know how to make my money work for me. I can't like, it's like a foreign language man. I'm just not bright enough to be like, I'm going to take this from you. Yeah, I'm going to Google search. How cute embezzle. Oh, that's good. That's a good one on your work computer. It's my personal computer.

You can talk in like this if you're gonna be Mr. Warner someday, Eric. All right, you're gonna have a lot of work. I told you that I'm not smart enough to embezzle, so they can trust me. Barbara, because now they go, someone's embezzling. Can't be Eric. We know it's too fucking dumb. Big brains. You're setting yourself up. That's why you're sus. That's why are they imposter? I knew it Damn it. I feel like if I was him and I'd done it for 10 years without anyone noticing I

I have a nice round 10. I'd be like I did it for 10 years. I'm done Well, he quit now with the article said that he He had resigned from that job in August 2019. So maybe that's why they found out. Maybe there was a new person who was ordering toner and they were like, well, we're in the deal with a lot extra money around the library. What's going on? Maybe he just wanted to set up for the next guy so he could carry on.

I think I read, I think like last year or two years ago, I read a similar story down in the valley in Texas, like last year or two years ago, I read a similar story down in the Valley in Texas, where like someone who was in charge of ordering food for a prison have been ordering like too much beef and like keeping it for himself and barbecuing it. Let's see, a stolen meat prison. I saw this comment in the chat that said, Eric so small can only end. I can't. I can only

M. Good one. So small. So this guy, the guy was $2 million worth of fajita meat. A prison beef. Yeah, fajita meat for that was intended for prisons. Prison prison beef. Yes. He got sentenced to 50 years of prison. For prison. I mean, you too. So that so then he had to eat prison beef. Yes. You got sentenced to 50 years of prison. Be for prison. I mean, you too. So, then he had to eat prison beef for 50 years.

That's ironic, isn't it? Oh, that's true. I mean, you always haven't to buy weird stuff for face, like judges and stuff. You could just say, hey, instead of, you know, I pay for five judges, and then you pocket two judges' worth of money, and only play three judges and then you pocket two judges worth of money and only play three judges. But that was the thing. I couldn't, like, they gave me three judges. I

only wanted one judges. And so, uh, I did, they're, they actually, like, gave me too many judges. But they also, Andrew has to eat the pencil. That's true. Yeah. So, that was thank you to Gus for helping me find that website, which for some reason turned out to be 100% legit. I didn't want to jump in and take any credit. But Eric and I, we were really needy. We were really something else. And at the end, we were like, you were like, where can I find a judge? So we spent like 15 minutes looking for judges online. Found an insane website that's like, hey, you need to hire a judge. I emailed them and I'm like, Hey, please don't say no to this. Hear me out.

There's a podcast called the fuck face. And I, and I need you to settle a judgment about a guy eating a pencil. If I will pay you, please do this for me. And they emailed back and the guy who runs the website was like, yeah, I think this is great. We just listened to an episode and this is funny. Yeah, we'll do it. And it's like, why did you do that?

Why did you listen to an episode of Fuckface? Could you say the name of the podcast one more time? Yeah, it is called Fuckface. Oh, it doesn't. I see it. I still heard. Sorry. Fuck it off.

Bomber. Yep. That was good timing, though. Fuckface has been on a tear Fuckface has been very good. What a great insane podcast if you guys haven't heard it yet It's amazing what has happened in a mere 16 or so episodes six because every episode is up 16 No, don't say six that is Jeff Jeff keeps calling every episode episode 16

And I don't know why but now it's starting to bleed into Gavin's brain. So, that's not, we have more than that. It's only like seven or eight, isn't it? It's, no, it's like 20. Is it? Do you want me to tell you? Yeah, I'm going that long. Well, have you not been listening to every single episode, Gus?

Yeah, how do you, Gus? I'm listening to every episode of Black Box Down. I doubt that. Yeah, come on, Gus. Did I ever tell you guys? It was a very episode of Black Box down. I doubt that. Yeah. Come on, Gus. Did I ever tell you guys my first interaction with Andrew Panton? Yeah. Were you were you in Canada? No. It was.

So as long as Andrew has been kind of doing stuff with Richard Teath, my first interaction with him was August 26th, to 2020, a few months ago. What? Wait, why? He DMed me on Twitter to say, hey, I am doing this bit for fuck faith where I make a fake bootleg store of the RT store called Not the Ruchertied store.

I was wondering if you would mind if I took a photo of you from the store, but Photoshop, one of my dumb designs over it and drew an MSP in a very fake looking eye patch. The joke being, I clearly just took this photo from the store, but I'm denying it's you because of the very obvious poorly done MSPane eye patch. And I was like, hey dude, nice to meet you. How have you never... He's the guy's been around for like... Ever. 14 years? I think it's like, I don't do stuff

with the G-Mahunter typically and I don't think he does stuff outside of a G-Mahunter, usually so I don't know the way of the Samer Hot GX. I think you put behind the scenes with us. I also, I don't think I know what he looks like. Yeah, I guess like only interactions with him ever were just like playing video games.

He was like playing Halo or playing whatever online. I was like, that's all. Like I've probably only met him in person three times. I don't know. It's only been a couple of times. I also, I feel bad because I might have met him in the past and I just didn't know who he was at this time. I bet he's gonna be really upset.

Oh, and this is for some reason going to be in a front. Yeah, that's him. There you go. This is gonna be like in a front to him. What do you mean? That's not real. What do you mean? That's not real. Mustaches. It's not real. No, but the rest of it's real. But it's a disguise. Hold it up again. Let me put my finger over the mustache so I could actually like see what he looks like. Wait, you think that the mustache is there so you wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup? No, I mean, I have face blindness.

You have flake? Flake, flake. How could you tell that was a big mustache? Because the only part of fuckface I've ever listened to was when he was talking about gluing his mustache onto his face. Nothing able to take it. Yeah.

Yeah. Because she's only seen this real mustache baby Right, I'm number one. Tom selic style within. Oh, Eric's mustache. It's perfect. Look at that Gorgeous. I tried doing that once it did not look as good as I hope I would a Stash a mustache. Yeah Look you have a picture. I'll see I'll see if I pull it up here Can you put it into your OBS and then show us? I'm gonna see it.

If it'll let me, like, I don't know, my camera might go black while I'm adding it, we'll see. Okay, what does that mean? Because like, when I add it for some reason, it like rescans all the images because it's stupid pain in the ass, hold on, I'm working on it. I started typing gust-dash.

Gus must-dash. Here we go. Oh, we should call it that. Man started typing gust-tash, gust mustache. Here we go. Oh, we should call it that man loses. No, that's not right. Oh, wow. I do remember this picture of you with the mustache. It was very good. It was a big, very good one.

You might see my hair cut here for a second, hold on. Nope, didn't work. OK, hang on. Here it comes. And here's a picture of gust with a mustache. And mustache. And, hang on. Here it comes. Here's a picture of Gus with a mustache and mustache and here it goes. It's a must be really big close up. Gus. That's a whole lot of you. One. Gus. I was going to do this desktop. Gavin. Gavin. Count it down.

Three. Where is it? It's going up. One. Gus. Yep. Jesus. Give me a five. Barbara, now it's your turn. Go ahead and count them to Barbara. Start from seven. Just give me one time. Start from seven. Two.

Seven. How's showing up? Six. Yeah, keep going. Yeah, almost there. Keep going. It's not over. Almost there.

Gussing up five. I don't know what's going on. Four. Here comes. There's three. Guss, you're almost there Here comes one Zero point nine Boo Gus, what are you doing? Okay, hold on. I'm gonna find out

Okay There it is There you look at that that was guys that was worth the wait It's pretty good pretty good. It's pretty good. It's awful. See, you should do that now with the missing hair in the back. Look how fast Barbara did it. Did you notice that?

Did you notice how fast Barbara did it? Barbara's just better. I think that's cool. I literally, as I started counting down from seven is when I started Google Image. I got a little on my stash. The image I downloaded was a web p file and I can't import a web p into fucking OBS. That's a web p.

About 450. What? This is awful. I think we should have everybody do OBS from now on and be able to fire their own stuff. I think that's great. That's cool. I can do this.

Yeah. Yeah, no, we know. You did it. Oh, no, look at that. Wow. Wait, you have to do a thumbs up. Put your thumb there too. No, no, the other way.

No, out and then back to some tor- No, some toward you. There you go. There you go. Almost. You got a kind of- You got to throw it back. Wow. Your wrist is broken. There you go. There you go. Almost. No, you got a kind of. You got a pair of back. Wow.

Your wrist is broken. That's right. My wrist is pretty broken. What about this? God, the internet's so serious. Oh, yes, rules. Wow. That was really good at this.

Look at how well I done this. Barber rules. This is hard. You did a great job, Barbara. The mirror-ness of it. Barrio great with a mustache. I've never thought of a barber with a mustache out like that. It looks really good. It's funny because my OBS still has all the scenes we set up for like the different

RTX panels and stuff, so I still have I still have gamble. I should just do the whole podcast. Oh, gosh, it's my damn vote. Sorry. I didn't mean to get on the podcast this way. I stumbled into the wrong room. Can't get out of here. Yeah, he's gone.

Never to be seen again. In chat, gasp, believe it says, I went to get alcohol. What the hell is happening? I couldn't find any. Oh, I'm out. I've rummaged. I don't have anything. I thought you ordered another case of white claw. No, I was going to.

I didn't do it because you have to like see a person. I can't just leave it. Oh, no, because you have to show your ID and stuff like that. No, I've ordered from services like that before and they've just left it. I'm like, what maybe? It's probably because I saw your picture and stuff like that. No, I've ordered from services like that before and they've just lifted it. What maybe? Let's put like a desire picture in new. They're like, yeah, that's. This guy's not 19.

This guy's not, he's a Vage. I'm sorry. He's through the window, be like, yeah, look, I got, I got this. Yeah, I got this. Yeah. Has that, has that happened to you? Like, I don't know who's going to like the liquor store

or whatever in this in these trying times. I have a lot of people. Have they have they carted you at the liquor store? I've gotten through without being carted at the liquor store with my mask on. Does that mean like the world's ending, dude. They don't care anymore. If you want to buy something like this up here.

And look, this is looking over 21 then. You could be a two-year gym. That's what I thought. You don't look a little Here's the thing although the gray is coming out. It's it's it's all the Little bit of the old forehead crease happening and as we learned on a Doing this all the time as we learned on this week My I've got my frontal eminence. I don't think that's come out here that one. Yeah, what it that was a weird one

Frontier eminence. I don't think that's come out here that one. Yeah, what it that was a weird one. What's up frontal eminence? Yeah, listen to this week's man, I woke up yes that shows only getting weirder. I woke up yesterday with the artist relief because I realize that there's like an abundance of because I realized that there's like an abundance of nurses and like no one's, no one needs me to be a nurse. And I just, I guess I hadn't thought about it recently, but I was like, I was just so thankful that there are doctors and nurses currently working and I'm not needed,

because I could never do it in a million years. And I guess I've just been subconsciously comforted by that my entire life. But like the other day I was just like, man, I was so lucky that we've got like healthcare workers and I'd have to be one. Have you ever thought that? And that people are willing to still do it

even during this time. Yeah, exactly, especially now, I think maybe that's why I thought it, but it's like I, in a million years, I don't think I could do that job. I just don't think I have it in me to do it. Gavin, I want to tell you something. Okay. Every day, I'm also grateful that you don't have to be a healthcare worker.

Yeah. Absolutely. I would not want you working on me in any stretch of the med, in any possible scenario. If you had to, we're going to have to love this off. Thank you. And then it's like I can't be bothered my other hands in the blender you idiot Oh, man, I'm bit chuffed about which hand I cut off Chuffed me happy hang on I thought chuffed it man. I keep thinking chuffed me in sad or like upset No, he's right Hang on I thought chef did man. I keep thinking chef means sad or like upset

He's right human I'm fucking human Epist off All right, let's say I only know that from watching love Island Before we go down the path of our shitty British accents. Let's go ahead and cut this off All right, I want to thank everyone for watching. What's you you guys again next week. Get out of here, Eric. Go back to California. Be safe, wear a mask. Don't forget to turn your head over.

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