Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris's Hidden Camera Prank - #584

Episode Date: February 18, 2020

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Everyone, we're going to Rooster Teeth Podcast. This will be brought to you by Squarespace and Spotify's the besties. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Chris. Blaine. And Gus. Yeah, I guess there was no warning. We just kind of started. He said we're going live in five. Oh, did he? Four. I think I was listening. We think I was talking to Blaine. So I wasn't listening. Yeah, how was that helpful to us if none of us are listening? Well, I was.

But really, we're not live. This is a pre-tap. It's a holiday. So I can say anything I want that could just go back and edit it out, right? I've got to, I'm like, for sure. And so I can say anything I want, Eric. No!

Yeah, we'll be motionless, so it's an easy cut if they stay on the white. If you want to get something cut-bladed. Right now, Vley. Oh, no, I can't think of anything. No. That I would say I can't think of anything. No. That I would say that wouldn't in my career. What are people supposed to do on presidents day?

Besides, listen to this podcast. Is this president's day? Yeah, personally, I want to come into work. What do you mean, what are they supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do on any holiday? Well, a lot of them have purposes. There's a lot of sales.

What are you supposed to do on a Martin Luther King day a lot of them have purposes. There's a lot of sales. What are you supposed to do on a more illicit thing day? Cool. I don't know about, but like Thanksgiving, you go hang out with your family and stuff. Will you hang out with the president? Chris, yeah, like I don't have any presidents. You know, find a president here or your chief, or vice president, that'll do.

Vice president. It has been a good point, like how do you observe some of these more obscure holidays? I feel like there's always sales, and I feel like the, the, if you stimulated the economy by going out and spending, that in a way it's kind of a, an American thing.

Presidents, maybe. Yeah. I mean, yeah, there's definitely that, but like, you dress up as a president, I'm gonna do that. Now you should do that. How you rose well? Seven fun ways to celebrate presidents day with your children. This is this, this is throughout your all the time., I'm gonna do that. Now you should do that. How you roast belt? Seven fun ways to celebrate president's day

with your children. This is this is throughout your all the time. Can't wait to hear this. Can I be your kid and you celebrate it with me? Cause we get up and close with, get up close in personal with presidential history. This sounds like a fucking homeschooler about this.

Presidents, the max are as close as your phone. That's not what? Play. Glimps into each president's life on a virtual tour. Prayer. Put on a president's day play. Can we please do this? Presidents day play.

Communicate with the White House. Make president's day crafts. What are president's day crafts? I don't know, you just draw pictures of the White House. Make it a Lincoln hat. That's the first one, Lincoln hat. Very good. Air Force One, paper airplane.

Okay, okay. Is there any like Mount Rushmore made out of food or like a White House? Potatoes. Like a mash-rupped Rushmore? Yeah. Mashed Rushmore. Have your child run for office?

Run is in quotes. And that's it. Man, those parents. Yeah, this is pretty shit. Fuck that. It's on readers digest.com. Yeah. I was Thomas Jefferson, a fourth kid, play. And remember, I went up and I, this was my blocking. I was giving speech and I was doing this. And then everybody's making fun of me. Are you left handed? Yeah. Well, I'm mixed-handed. A right, right-handed. I throw a left-handed. What do you kick with? What? I honestly don't fucking know. It switches every time I play sport. What about, right handed. I throw a left handed. What do you kick? Shoot left handed.

I honestly don't fucking know. It switches every time I play a sport. What about masturbating? Right, okay. What about bat? Left. Right? Is that left?

Left. Interesting. No. You're all fucked up. I punch. Dominant eye. Oh, I don't know. How do you get it?

Uh, got him. Left. Oh, wait don't know. How do you get it? Uh, got him left. Oh, wait. No, that was fuck. That looks like I was doing the, uh, uh, was it called from Watchman? Oh, the set at the set. Yeah, it's like clop thing. It wasn't on your floor. It was not at all like that. I just didn't worry. Why is that some sort like, I don't know, I don't know. I'm got a bunch of shit taking out of context and then posted and then now I got questions being asked about it. So like I'm talking to somebody and she saw a gift of me and Tyler Coe on on the spot and he was humping me.

And she's like, what's that all about? And then I had to tell her the whole story. And what could she possibly? It was like, it was before I knew you, he didn't mean anything, I'm over him. It's fun. I mean, was she worried that you were in gay porn? No, but she was just like, it dealt, you know, it's a weird thing. And I'm doing it. It's bizarre to me that that's a weird thing. Like, I can't, I've been married so long. I can't imagine having to explain that to someone.

Like, I don't understand how that's weird. Gives them a weird advantage. Can I just say you're a YouTuber? I just want to lie. The self-deprecating gets chuckled over their bull. I once had a date where I'd gone out once a couple times with this one girl and then I guess she somehow found, I don't know, because I hadn't told her my last name or something, but she's like Rumble Stillskim. Yeah, yeah, I just been kind of ambiguous and then she found some social disorder videos and she was like, are you going out with me? Is this all some sort of prank?

Are you like, do you have hidden cameras? Like, am I, is this all just a joke? Like, what? No, no, no, no, no, I was like, because, and I was like, no, no, no, that's just a thing. This, nothing to do with us hanging out. I think also, I think it has to do,

like the situation in which we, we hung out and then like we were she was hanging out at her. I'm going off the rails on the story. What the hell is going on? The person that I interact with. No, no, no. Anyway, she thought she thought she was being cranked

or I was some sort of hidden camera thing. And I was like, no, that's just me. I'm just weird. None of this is like being filmed. What happened is what happened was we hung out and then we ended up like, at some point we went to her, we were at her friends place because she was like, how sitting her friends place

or while her. While. So what's up, I've got me Gavin. Ah! I'm telling, all right, I'm restarting this story. I'm coming up. I was complaining on telling this story. Don't engage and he'll just keep digging the hole.

She was like house sitting her friend's place, washing her the dog or something, and then we ended up like, hooking up on her friend's bed and then we fell asleep and then her friend walked in and I was like Snake it on her on her friends bed And I was just some strange boy And then so she thought I was like it was I think I had planned it or something, I don't know. Was she no longer there?

No, I think she had gotten up. She left you alone in this house? I don't remember. I don't, maybe she was still there. I think in bed with you? Yes, I guess she was. Otherwise you're just exchanging her house. I think she was still there.

Not even her house. Someone else in her house. That was the thing. Right, it was a friend's house of your house sitting, but then the house sitting late. They showed back up. They showed up the house. That was the thing. Right. It was a friend's house of your house sitting, but then the house sitting. They showed they showed back up the next morning because we like so I was late. Must have been pissed. She thought it was funny. I would have been pissed if it had been. Yes. I was fucking in my bed. I'd be like,

get down here. I want someone to do it an edit of Chris's story and see how much extra time was fumbled through versus like how how quickly could that story have been actually told? You know how the reddit box was just give like, this is the one sentence description of what the audio is. TLDR, yeah. Well, I apologize to everyone for that story. It's alright, it's present so I'm not doing anything. Yeah.

Well, edit that, Eric. No, don't ever apologize, Chris. You just keep being Chris. I know that like the more stuff goes off the rails, the harder it is to get back on the rails. So that and then I just lost it. Which probably made it worse. You went off the rails.

That's how that's how I leaned when you went. Did you see your dream came true? There's a blow dryer in the men's room now. There is. So that I it just got installed because I saw just like five minutes before the podcast. I was like, this is, sorry, sorry. It's okay, do it.

Chris, take it easy, Chrisy. Just a blow dryer. I know, but I thought it was so cool. I was like, he'll, I thought it was super fancy. It's just a blow dryer. What are you, what's fancy about it? I don't know, it just seemed cool. How much do blow dryer cost?

I don't use a blow dryer. It's a blow dryer. You don't even use it, why are you with fancy about it? I don't know, it just seemed cool. How much did blow dry? I don't use a blow dryer. It's a blow dryer. You don't even use it, why are you excited? I don't know, the idea that it's an option. You're a good point. My hair dries really fast though. I don't need a blow dryer.

If you're in a scenario which we have to like shower really quickly and then transition, I could see something like that happening. Okay, well now you said like on extra life or something, we're like doing quick things and I have to like, oh, I got to go rinse off this, you know, I've you done a bunch of pills earlier today or something. I did I did drink a bunch of coffee and then I also had an exedron which has caffeine in it. Don't you don't need it. Why did you have a headache? Yes. Oh, that's too bad. I bought a bunch of ibuprofen for the office over there. Oh, you bought that? Yeah.

I would, we have the thing where we sit in the communal area for a couple hours a day. And I got sick of people walking up to that first day thing, opening and going, there's no ibuprofen in here, then closing and walking away. It was happening nonstop. So I was like, I'm just gonna fucking order some. Like every single person in this office has gone up and said, there's no ibuprofen in here. I wouldn't even have thought to check in.

I thought there's like emergency kits in there and stuff. That's what that's what's in there. It's just like, right? So, like, what do you mean, what do you mean, what's the stuff? Two. I would open that and let someone like fell off a ladder or something. I, bought a box of ibuprofen and I just put it next to it. That way I wouldn't have to hear people bitch about they're not being having a proffin in there anymore.

This is a store right there. Just like walk and get walk. Yeah, that would see I was one of those people. You said you took a veteran. Yeah, I know, but I walked over there and I was like, ah, there's no ibuprofen. Well, there is. And then I went and borrowed an exedron from Andrew.

Did you get the same reaction that When you got to give it back? I'm like, I give it back. But did you freak out like you did when you saw the blow dryer? Did you go? I did. I did. No, like think of all the problems.

I didn't see that I had to, there was no, I had to blow at the time. I just put it up like an hour ago. Yeah, how close is this? Before, after you installed the hairdryer. I didn't install the hairdryer. I just noticed it. It's the hairdryer in close proximity to the soap dispenser. Yes, but it's on the other side. I didn't install the hair dryer, I just noticed it. It's the hair dryer in close proximity

to the soap dispenser. Yes, but it's on the other side. You could make it work. You could probably make it work. Oh, show. We're not doing another bathroom bow show. Oh, man, let's do it. No, we did one already.

It was too recent. Gotta do something new and different. Like just sitting here. What's our next? event. I got pancake podcast coming up next week. Oh, yeah, on the 24th. They're sure of. Mm-hmm. All right. We're making you making vegan. We're gonna have some regular pancakes and some vegan pancakes. We had a meeting about what kind of pancakes we should have. Wow, wow. This is going to be official. I'm serious. there was a meeting on the books

and we sat down, so we can talk about these pancakes. Fucking, is that too extreme? Yeah, yeah. I don't know, out of all the meetings I've gone to, that seems like why I would love it. We actually, we're not, we, Eric had a really good idea. So I'm glad we had that meeting.

How much does a meeting here cost? Salary, you know, hourly rate, whatever. That meeting must have cost hundreds of dollars. So we're hungry. We're in there. Three. Was it three? It was, yeah, I think there were three of us in there.

How long was it meeting? 30 minutes. Oh, maybe not. Yeah, it's not that. No, that's a couple hundred bucks, I think. No, it is not. It's not. It's fine.

We got to talk about pancakes. And the whole pancake thing started because you, Americans didn't know about Shrewd Tuesday. I don't even get invited to the pancake meeting. Well, you were busy. Well, yeah. What can you do? What can you do? What can you do?

What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do?

What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? Crapes you can we get crapes? Gavin yeah, sure you don't check your email though. Mm-hmm. You're gone. He does now You do nice. It's don't have email on but calendar advice will go through they land in my calendar Can I message you through calendar invites? Are you having a good day today 8 a.m.? Yes, no 9 a.m. Yes, thanks, Blake I'm like I am what you doing Leah a recurring meeting every 30 minutes. Just, thanks, Blake. Just like a name. What are you doing, Leah? A recurring meeting every 30 minutes, Josh, how are you doing? Yeah. What would you have done if pancake meeting had popped up on you?

I would have moved stuff around. No, then you would have showed up and been mad that there weren't any pancakes at the meeting. That is right. You are correct. Barbara said that you have to go to one of her meetings once a year. There's something. That was one time. Just one time or once a year. Just one one of her meetings once a year or something. That was one time.

Just one time or once a year. Just one time. I heard once a year. All we were coming up was all the different meetings that you could show up to. Does she's gonna pick the worst one and send me to that? Yeah. Force.

Up to 90 minutes. The force. She has a demorse meeting in the future or something. The force meeting. So, that's the thing, right? No, no, that's the married story. There's a lot of meanings in that. It's not like a work meaning.

It's like a legal consultation. Yeah, but like, did you say specifically work? Did you add a timeline? Yeah, but you don't have to send me to like, a hemorrhoid checkup, however. You never know, I mean, it's up on the table. Did you ever get it in writing? It's like a legally binding country.

Yeah, it was on video. We have it on the podcast. I don't remember if you said, where I pretty sure you said where? Pretty sure I did. But I just say no management offsite. You had to be here. That's right.

Yeah, smart. It's good caveat. So the other day I was reading, and I read this bit of trivia, which really got me down to rabbit hole thinking. I read that one gram of uranium has 20 billion calories in it. What is a gram in food? Like a cherio?

How calories? It's so little. Calories because of, well because calories, that's about like, but calories is about like energy, right? Correct. So it has so much energy. That might be like two grams. That. It's the equivalent of 20 billion calories.

Yeah, but if you ate it, you would just die. Well, then it may be wonder, is there such a thing as a lethal dose of calories? Like you think that that's the reason you would die from the uranium? I think there's other reasons you would die from the uranium. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So can you eat food so calorie dense that it doesn't like split you open from the uranium. I think there's other reasons you would die from the uranium. Yeah, yeah. If you could eat food, so calorie dense, that it doesn't like split you open from the inside, it just becomes indigestible, unprocessable. Right. Or like, does your body have a maximum theoretical limit of calories that can absorb?

I think you know, because you just get fat. Oh, you just throw up. I feel like your body would reject it. You know, you could, like, alcohol poisoning. Maybe you would throw up, but I don't think you would get fat because we've talked about this before. You know, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could, you could,

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is, that is like capsule. Yeah, capsule, but it like it's given to you over time. What do you call it? Like a slow release. A slow release food. So you could eat like, like a meal, but it's slow released. I don't think you threw you throughout a long time. I think you could get nutrients that way, but I meal, but it's slow released. I don't think you threw it out a long time ago.

I think you could get nutrient-sat-way, but I don't think it would make you full. That would not sustain you for life, because you would have like energy, but you wouldn't have things that your body needs to like, use to recover. I mean, surely fat and proteins for muscle. But surely calories, it has to be processable.

Like, how many calories is a rock? You just eat and pause it through like it's a relevant show salt is a rock Having calories and salt but also by that logic you could throw a rock at someone and say you just gave them like so many Energies of so so but they're not calories. You have to throw it in their mouth Chris What I'm saying as far so. But they're not calories. You have to throw it in their mouth, Chris. What I'm saying, as far as like, if they're, if they're doing uranium based off the amount of energy it produces, if you throw a rock, it's producing energy.

I'm not eating it. But what I'm saying is that if you swallow a gram of uranium, your body surely won't do anything with it and just pass it as if it was a stone. Right, like there's no... So, where's the calorie value, caloric value? Don't you burn stuff to make calorie measurements? Oh, like digesting it.

Chris, stop. I'm just thinking, I mean, we know what throwing a rock on it. No, I'm just thinking, is there a way... If someone throws food into your mouth, is there... No. It's like's kinetic energy. It's not like calorie. Kinetic value to calories.

Yes. Like if someone punches a steak down your throat, do you get, fire the neck. A steak. Is there a way to absorb energy through that? Through like, I think that's the potential. I think that's the potential energy. Yeah, I think there's a difference.

Like there's like a chemical reaction that has to occur in order to improve the fat. The calories. Someone drops a new, can everyone get fat? I mean, for your mouth is closed. Don't let any of the new calories in. They're really cool, superpowers. Instead of punchfac.

Yeah, you absorb kinetic energy into body fat. So like you shoot someone, they just get fat. That would be the worst. Because if you got a car accident, you have to pull you out the jaw, like, oh yeah, but it'd be better than the giant. But giant, you know, like, I don't know, after a certain point,

I'm really wish dead. But like, would any little thing happen? Would any little thing cause you to? Yeah, like you absorb all kinetic energy. Like all, like even just like clapping. You wouldn't, you wouldn't be able to ever clap. Oh no, but you'd be giving off your own kinetic energy. What?

You'd be giving out energy with yourself. You'd be expending the energy it takes. So you can't high five. Well, you could high five, hmm. I think you'd absorb theirs and give off your own, but if you high five yourself, what do you mean give off your own, but if you high-five yourself, what do you mean give off your own? You're shooting energy out.

Careful. When you high-five, you're pushing energy out, you're expelling energy, so you're not necessarily... But you still absorb it, like that's why your hand stops. Yeah. How many grams of jizz are in your bowls? Um... Who do you look that up? Seaman grams? I'm gonna, oh, this guess.

I'm gonna say. Gravenhaf? Also depends. I bet it depends on, I'd say six grams. Maybe it be Millily is surely. Maybe for you, I think I found a gram. Maybe. Let's convert it.

I mean, look at that solid. It's like a fluid. Not Evers, you're liquids and grains, right? Let me talk about it. Yeah, you can't. I made a waste. I'm the proper way to do it. I Well, what we got to do is find the weight of gizz and then convert it from their milliliter. I think it an interesting competition. Never mind. I'm waiting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So I mean the winner would surely be the person who didn't jizz for like to that's part of the challenge Gavin. So you got to store up for it. Be storing up. It would be building up. It would be like your diet Because I'm sure there are things you can eat that will increase make bad loads

Huh, I don't know I'd have to look at it to make it more delicious like pineapple. Yeah, I get I guarantee I'm gonna look this up right now Things you can wait what I'm gonna look this up right now. Things you can, like what are you gonna look up? Nothing, because I don't wanna ruin my Google history. Make two. Okay, the average volume of a jacket is five milliliters. How many is that you got to get that to grand?

Yeah, how is it just in milliliters? Oh, so. Chris, why, like, who would want to see that? Like, all right, here we go the big day And then it's just like a jar of just Come and then there's four dudes holding jars of come Why does this what happens when I stop paying attention and I start looking shit up on my laptop now all of a sudden We got fucking Chris's 2020 competition over here. I was thinking the other way the other day

Why is it the eating is such a social event, but pooing is the total opposite. I'm wondering what it was like. It's a smell. Oh yeah, it's a smell that also the exposure of your, you know, but can you imagine if you lived in a world where old tables were for one, but there were like 10 toilets in the same room?

I don't think anybody wanted to eat while the stink of shit is in the air. You would be eating. It's not the same room, dude. Oh, it's just a toilet. No. If they mentioned dining rooms where it claws it. And if bathrooms were like your dining room, just like a big giant room with tons of toilets in it.

You're dining room, you didn't eat it and there were 10 toilets. Uh-huh. But you little like WC, like was just one small table. Guys, I got a step out and use the... I think it doesn't eat room. It's probably like a like a pack animal mentality thing, right? Like there's a kill or food and everyone gathers and eats. But when you need to excrete waste, you go away.

Like you don't put it where you're living and where everyone takes out. Take it away. Yeah, an animal go away. Like even dogs like my dog, this fucking sucks too. He'll dig at it. You know, he'll kick up grass and dirt to cover up his litter. I think they're like any animal do that.

One time he actually just kicked the shit at me. He just shit and then just went, and then it just went flying at me. And he was like, no. I wonder if there is any animal that has social shitting. Social shitting. Social shitting. I bet there's like some sort of mating thing

where they shit and then they use it as like a... I do, I do. We know rabbits eat their turds one time. Just one time? Just one. I think so. They get like another goat at it. But do they only eat their own turd? Oh, you mean to get more nutrients from it? Yeah.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I never seen a rabbit eat his own. I don't know how I've never seen that. That's so weird. I've owned two rabbits in red and see that. Oh, I guess we've fed it on the non-term diet. I got some updates on, come. Okay. So, first of all, average volume is between three and five milliliters. We can do it.

Or about a teaspoon. Okay, sorry. I was reading it. Peak production occurs between ages of 30 and 35, which means. We better do this soon. Oh, I got a disadvantage. I'm like primed for this competition. And.

Do you come a lot, Chris? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I'd say so probably, but. I'm so sorry. Lose weight, because if you're obese, you're going to have a lower sperm count. We're not worried about.

We're not worried about. I know. I'm just just reading the, eat antioxidants, green fruits and veggies. What does that do? Exercise. What is eating antihop? Healthier foods increase your sperm count and quality. Again, we don't care.

I think you're making healthy jizz. We don't want healthy jizz. You could have it, but what they said, they said it's like there's no, there's no like technical way. It's all like here. Why did they put it in their quotes? Well, it's all, it's all,

according to this article, I seem to have to be hydrated more than other people. Sure, I bet that's a big thing. It's all, Chris, Chris, I'm gonna give you homework. Here's what I want you to do. Okay, just in a cup. I want you to buy a dietary scale. Uh-huh.

And I want you to do experiments to figure out how to increase the weight of your gizz. Measure it when you're dehydrated, measure it when you're fully hydrated. And I want you to measure it under different, measure it when you've eaten a lot of antioxidants measure when you have an eating Antoxid and when you're done Throw the scale away burn it. Don't put it back in the kitchen now

I The only problem with the that because it I'm no matter what the amount of time that you've had since your last orgasm It's got to be a factor Then you've got to set regular intervals. That's just okay. You'll have to try one day where you let the period, what was the refractory period last for like, you know, as soon as the refractory period's done, you can jerk off again, then immediately go for it.

Or try a day where you like store up for an hour or two. Yeah, okay. And you gotta keep all the semen samples. Oh, but it's gonna be so hard to keep track of. Yeah, this is pretty dude. No, no, I'm talking about actually like measure, like no, just go get a bunch of pixie cups. It'll be fine.

You just tear the scale with a pixie cup. Right, yeah. Just give it. Does he weigh his post-seepage? This is himself? No. Something he would jack up at the time. I think I'm gonna do this.

I lost a pound. I don't want this to be an ongoing thing. Wait, what? What? Were you seeing post-seepage? Like, he's talking about like, F. No, like, the Dregs. The, what do you, well, if I to eat something but like, you know, like...

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No, I wanted to wear it for a while. Into my respiratory system. And like before I got that, like I went to the doctor, they have me do this thing called a sleep study where you like hook up all this shit to you when you sleep for several nights and they measure a whole bunch of things. I hear the oxygen in your blood and your respiration, all the stuff. And then after they do that, they look at the results and they say like, with my case,

they're like, you need to have the CPAP machine. Great. Then you find like a third party company that sells it and then they work with your doctor, they tell some what you need and they ship you this machine and all the supplies and stuff. But it's an ongoing thing, there's supplies and parts that you need to replace every so often.

So I had the company that supplies me my stuff, contacted me and they're like, hey, you do for some replacement stuff. Can we send it to you? I said, yeah, sure. And so fine, hung up with them. Then several days later, yeah, then several days later,

I got a letter from our new insurance because our insurance changed on January 1st. I got a letter from our new insurance that was like, we denied all the claims for your CPAP machine replacement stuff, because we see that you've never had a sleep study done, and there's no medical need for you to have this device. It's like, I literally had it done. I literally had it done last year. So then, I suddenly, they're like, if you want to dispute this or you have any questions called this number

and hit option four, like cool, I call it the number, there's no option four. I hit four anyway, it's like, this is not a valid option, like fuck, all right. So I start going through the voice, I do all the different menus and everything and I realize like, this is not a number for patients to call,

it's like a number for doctors to call. And it's like this endless tree of options. It's like, I cannot, there's no one, there's no one I can talk to here. So, I'm imagining two year like running along sleep because you didn't slip. Because I have a machine. So, it's five a.m.

It's just a giant pain in the ass. And then I call my doctor and I'm like, I call my doctor's office. You know, and I'm like, hey, listen, I got this thing. And she's like, oh yeah, that happens sometimes. Just, she's like, just wait, that happens sometimes. She's like, just wait. The company that gives you your supplies, they want to get their money.

So they'll contact the insurance. They'll clear it up for you. So call that company in a couple of days. So I have to wait a couple of days now. I'll try calling them. What are the parts that you're, is like, there's a nose piece or is it a mouth? It's like an oxygen mask.

It goes over this. Like that needs to be replaced. The tubing and there's a water reservoir that gives it humidity so you don't dry out. So it degrades over time and you just gotta replace it. The argument that people love their health insurance providers is dumb. No one loves their health insurance.

Oh, like when they have a blurb from customers love, I don't know, just the arguments. People want to keep their, because they love it. No, no one loves health insurance providers. They all suck. I like the NHS. We can't get that here. That's England.

Yeah. That's a misogynist. It's just so dumb. Do I look sleepy most of the time? Oh my God, you're still on that? No. I think you'll, the opposite today. Well, you say most of the time? Oh my God, you're still on that? No, I don't think so. I think you're the opposite today. Well, you say most of the time.

Most of the time. And I know today also is because Jessica. Well, yeah, I asked Jessica, I was like, do I look sleepy because I didn't sleep enough last night? And she goes, well, you always look kind of ragged. Didn't you insult her first? You said you looked tired today and she was like, I said, you always look kind of ragged. Didn't you insult her first? You said you look tired today and she was like, I said, do I look tired today?

You insulted her and then she fit back with that. And you were just like, no, I didn't until I was at it. I was like, I didn't ask. I just said, do I look sleepy? Cause I, I felt I'm sleepy. And she said, I always look sleepy. You always look stoned.

Maybe it's just because of the things you say. You don't run anymore like you used to. Whenever you used to get around the office, you would go like, I do two. I do two. I do two. I haven't seen that in a while.

I haven't seen that pep in your step. Any more Chris? I do two. You want to talk about what? Well, about running or no, I want to talk about how I look sleepy or not. And then, and then, I was thinking about like just the things that people are insecure about and stuff. And I was like, well, I don't know, I was like, that's something I'm like looking tired is something up. That's something you're insecure about? I don't think I've ever heard any of what say

I'm insecure about looking tired. Well, because it makes, I don't know. Did you get bad sleep last night? Did the rain keep you up? No, well, the rain was nice, but I just didn't, you know, everyone said I just can't sleep, I just didn't sleep last night. You didn't sleep?

No, I did, but like, I didn't sleep until like three. I couldn't sleep. Okay. And so I was self-conscious, like, man, do I look like tired and shitty? I look fine. You look like Chris. There was a time where I posted a picture or something and then someone's comment was

Blaine looks like he has impure palpatine eyes and it was so offensive and so funny. That was just like, that's okay. On his eyes, the Ella. He just has no, he's just got these crazy bags under his eyes eyes like the around the eyes. Yeah, what are you most insecure about? Yeah, please let us know in front of the camera so that everyone okay, you don't have to answer I mean just the stuff people Say is a little stuff I used to be insecure about I just deny anymore. Yeah, it's it's great to no longer Yeah, or give me a look There's so many more important things than

Freaking out about stuff you can't change. Yeah, we did something earlier and blames it to me like oh, I gotta be careful Someone's gonna someone's gonna find the thing that you're in a cure about and they're gonna really dig into it I was like I don't I was like I've been on camera. I've been doing this for 17 years for you know That's I can't imagine pretty much everything that you've heard. Like I probably thought way worse things and I've probably seen it on the Earth. It was all, it was way worse in middle school and high school and so on, I think you're insecure about everything.

Oh yeah, for sure. Who are you most insecure about in middle school, Chris? And well, I think might've been my, one of the things I was really insecure about was my legs. I got hairy legs, especially when you were younger. Like my legs were way hairier than like most people. Offset started the coin.

I had not hairy legs. And I envied people like you, because I was a late bloomer. I was like, aw, Christ. The hair is always coarser on the other side. Who's got the hairiest legs now? Oh, probably me. But I was super insecure where I wouldn't wear shorts. You know?

I don't know. Oh, me and Guster pretty close. It wasn't pretty dark. Like I think we're all quite hairy, but mine is slightly fairer. All right, now let's show each other's bushes. But I wouldn't wear shorts because I was insecure about my legs.

And then, love the shot, but then in the summer, it got really difficult where I was like, and so I came up with an idea one time. Long shorts? No, no, this was worse. I was like, well, part of the reason my leg hair, it looks so hairy it's because I have dark hair.

So I was like, if only I had light hair. I care. You've got a lot of dye hair. You've got a lot of dye hair. You've got a lot of dye hair. I bleached my leg hair. How? How old were you?

Just trim it at that point. I was like, I don't know 14 or 15 Go to the store and buy like yeah, they're bleached. Yes, and I bleached my like hair and then but then my hair was like neon yellow or orange so I had like like bright yellow Orange like hair, but a lot of it. And then it looked so much worse.

And then also, as it grew back, or like some hair would fall out. Like two colors. It was like two colors, like hair. And it was like speckled like a leopard, you know, because it'd be like darker patches and like lighter patches. It was awful. Chris and it was in the middle of the summer too, and I and it's like I wasn't like not gonna go swimming all summer or go outside all summer But to be fair if that was you know the biggest problem of that. Yeah, it must have been a pretty good

You've never heard of anyone doing that No, I mean either I had problem of that, yeah. It must have been a pretty good deal. I have never heard of anyone doing that. No, I mean either. I had a friend that did an air. You didn't really know like what was gonna feel like and you put an air on his chest and on his neck. What's neck? It's like a chemical thing that nukes the hair off the skin.

Oh. I did something like that one time. He narrates pubes on accident. On accident? I, this is also in high school. I, how have you lived here? Yeah, how are you a gold mine? I've known you for so long. How am I still finding out shit about you? I remember I was like going to school and I was late and then like my skin was dry or something. You know how like when

you wash your skin a lot when you're in high school because you're pimples and like, so I was like I had done a bunch of like pimple stuff on my face to try and get a pimple. And so my face was really dry. And my mom was yelling at me to get in the car so we had to go to school and so I was like, oh, my face is dry, so I ran into my mom's bathroom to get lotion because I didn't like have like lotion.

Not in the bathroom. And so I put some lotion on my face and then put it on my face and then it was running back to the car and then It started burning a lot and Then I ran back to the bathroom to rinse it off and I realized I'd put an air all over my face Oh And had like and then my whole face turned red. It's like the red school origin story. Yeah, basically. And then it was like, that's what I looked like.

That school that day was just red. Chris, why are you so mad today? Oh, that's a... I've never heard of that. I think I told this, but there was one time who's in middle school where I cut out the green lantern symbol and then taped it to my chest and then laid on a trampoline for a couple of hours.

And I burned the green lantern symbol into my chest. Like a sunburn? Yeah, like at first it wasn't showing up and I was like, oh, if I just lay here a little longer and then just like an hour or so pass on this black trampoline in the summer. And then like at the end of the night, you know when like sunburn starts to set in,

evening once the moon comes up, it's like a weird thing, but I feel like that happens a lot. I like looked and it was just like, it's just the time. It's just time. It was just like, the moon doesn't have to be for. I'll beat the sunburn off like to a different country.

I'll never see the moon. Did it all peel off like in one big piece? No, it was just like super red and then like white and it was just super well defined, but like it wasn't until like the winter of the following year that it started to fade away. Like people like were in the boys locker room in the shower and they're like, is this a green lantern symbol? Like yeah.

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It's a dumb thing I've done. They've told all the dumb things I've done. We're doing this for too long. You're at dumb, dumb, dumb stories. Yeah, I'm out of the job. We go just get together and do new dumb stuff. I'm too smart now. That's the problem.

So it's about being old to get too smart. Yeah, I'm too smart. You got to waste a go, Chris. I broke my diet thing. I was too smart there. You got to waste a go Chris. I broke my diet thing. I was doing that diet. Just it set me down vegan. And then like a day or two later, I was like, I can't maintain this.

So I was like, I'll try vegetarian. I can't maintain this. And I was like, I'll try pescatarian. And I was like, OK, I can do this. So I did pescatarian for two weeks. And then I went to a steakhouse and blew it. And I almost shit my pants. Did you have just a craving for red meat?

No, I wanted to go on a fancy date so we went to Fogo de Chau and I didn't realize until I had to booking it and like going there and I was like about to eat meat. I was like, I haven't had meat in two weeks and I don't know why I was like, I just fucking photo. Yeah, like I went from like, God, that would mess you up

even if you had meat earlier that day. Yeah, like I would win from like God that would mess you up even if you have me earlier that day Yeah, yeah It went okay, I didn't shit my pants then but yeah, you should your pants later No, I should buy pants, but the next day was just like fucking awful. Did she shit her pants? No, okay, yeah It's good date though. Yeah, that that that's a sign of it's because successful date if nobody should No, we should their pants and then you're fine I Go ahead I wrote I don't know Yeah, that that that's a sign of successful successful date if nobody should know we should their pants and then you're fine Hey Go ahead or it I don't know no, what's up? What's the worst?

This is it my story. It's not live. We can edit it out. I'll stay still This wasn't my oh I don't know no, no, my it's gross. Okay. It's gross. I don't want to tell a story. It's not it's not my shit It's not my shit. The story's not my shit. It's not my shit. The story's not my shit. If you're not telling the story, I'm sorry. It is not my shit.

I was, I was with someone and we were doing it and stop, stop censoring yourself. Just get the story. Okay, we're doing it and, Stop, stop censoring yourself, just get the story. Okay, we're going through, okay. We're doing it and, it was uncomfortable, but I had, I felt like I had to say something. What did you say? I said, I was like, oh.

She said, what a shitty day. I said, oh, that's mud. I was like, oh, there might be a little stuff. Oh, Chris. I didn't know, I's mud. I was like, oh, there might be a little... Oh, Chris. I didn't know. I mean, you weren't delving. No, we were just normal. This wasn't like up the butt stuff.

This is normal. So how did you notice it? Because we're doing it like, doggy style. So she was bent over. I mean with a lights on there. Yeah Or at least some light was on enough light was on I want to be anywhere else Okay, so you said I think there might be something some stuff you if you want to I Don't I don't remember exactly my phrasing or words, but I was like, oh I tried to make it like casual and fun.

Someone's got a dirty diapers. Yeah, casual fun. Time for finger painting. Why do you have so many sex stories? Thanks for that, Chris. I don't know, man. Did it, did it go on you? No, but it was like, I just wanted to make sure it didn't. So that's why I wanted to bring it up. Or like, it was in my bed.

I didn't, I, I felt like it needed to be. To be fair, that is lose, lose for you. I, yeah, because you, even if you're like, can you go and wipe your ass? There's killed the moment. Oh, yeah, totally. But you sold your don. No, I kinda like, you know, kind of change positions.

I was like, oh, hey, I, Oh, because if you can't see it, it's nothing. Well, no, I mentioned it. I brought it up because I couldn't I couldn't continue I can't believe you brought it up. How did you bring up? You was like you got to remember what you I don't I tried to block it out of my mind. It was like I was like you tried to soldier on when it was there No, I tried for a little bit, but then I couldn't and I had to bring it up How long did you go before you brought it up?

Well, there was a whole period of time where I was debating what to do. How long did this period of time last? It's been very long. I could imagine he's just plowing away. And then everything goes into slow mode. And he's just like, what do I say? And you just go in through it and you might as like,

well, I can't say that. He was plowing, but the feels were too muddy that day. Yeah, and I was like, I had to say something because I couldn't, and I had to stop because I couldn't, I couldn't pretend like I hadn't seen it and it was enough to where I was like, this needs to be addressed in some way. Someone's got to say something. But you. I'm sorry. It was all I was the only one who I had to say something.

Because no one else was going to say anything. That's what I meant. That's all comes flying in. Whoa. You never knocked on the door. What's that smell? What's she offended? Oh, yeah. What's she offended?

I don't think she was offended. I think she was a bearst. Did you continue after? I don't, I think we, not at that time. I think it was kind of one of those like, maybe we'll like, whoop, finish this later. So I didn't stop you from seeing our again. I mean, it's not the worst. No, no, no, it didn't.

It's understandable. No, it didn't, but it was definitely a boner kill. Yeah. You're amazing, Chris. Don't ever change. Yeah, sorry, but I apologize if I was Chris. No, that was fine. You're the one that had to lift it. No, no, the other person. I, I almost, I'm sorry if that was gross. No, that was fine. You're the one that had to lift it.

Yeah. No, no. The other person I had to live with it probably worse. I'm sure it's way worse than their memory. I actually heard something recently and I've already disproven it, but it was like a nice thought where if you have those moments where you think of an awkward or embarrassing memory

and it like keeps you up and you're like worried and stressed about it. If you just try, what's that? Tell it on a podcast. I mean, you could own it, yeah. But the strategy is you try to think of another person's awkward or embarrassing thing. Something really stupid that someone else did,

that you witnessed, and then the idea is that it's really hard to do that because most people will just forget. So the idea is that you did this embarrassing thing. It's bothering you. Nobody remembers it. So it's like a nice little coping thing. Oh, that. Yeah. That thing said, I tell you remember this one time where I saw a guy have just like a piss stain in like fresh urine on his pants and I never forgot that. Yeah, I remember a lot of people's embarrassing stuff.

Yeah. What was it like? What was the context for that? Like where was that? Was it like in... Was he wearing white pants? I was out. Fuck, where was that? Was it like in white pants? I was out. Fuck where was I? I was like at a like a target or a Walmart or something like that. And we're just like walking around. And then I see this guy and he looks like he's like just got out of bed or something like that.

And for whatever reason, I just looked down on his crotch and he was just like moist. Could have been what? Curry? Who's yellow? and like fresh labels. So, but that did teach me a very valuable lesson, which is to dab. Oh, you made it sound like it was like a ton,

like it pissed his pants. I mean, it was like excess after he'd gone to the bathroom and he must have been in a rush. So he was just like, oh. That's pretty gross. So you got to do it, dude. Got dab, yeah, you got to do it, dude. You got dab or do it, dude. I also, like, I remember there's this girl in high school,

who I guess at a party got so drunk, she like passed out in someone's car and just shit herself. Oh my God, Chris. And. I'm just a garbage shitting And sorry, it made me think of this and you were thinking about how you never, you can never remember someone else's embarrassing thing. And but no one ever forgot that. That's what I was.

There was this kid that actually just feels a lot. I remember that kid. He would do a lot. He should have spent school. He was like a serial pants shitter. I remember that kid. He would do a lot? He should just be on school. He was like a serial pants shitter. I'm in his middle school.

He went to a different high school than I did. I remember this one time, this kid, Ryan Essery. That wasn't the kid that the shitter. You clapped him out? No, no, no, no. I wouldn't say the pants shitter's name, although I do remember it. Ryan Essery was his kid in my class,

and one time he pointed it out. And he was like, what is that? And then he was just, because he was sitting back he was sitting back like this and he was like, what, nothing, why was he sitting like that? I don't know. Maybe because he just shit himself. He's tearing it out. That guy was a bit of an asshole. Not saying that he deserved to shit his pants, but like, I didn't feel too bad for him, because he's kind of an asshole. Do you think maybe the asshole persona was to like, keep people away at arm's length?

That way they wouldn't smell the shit? Possibly. Like no one could get too close to him. Yeah. I remember that video. There's a guy who passed out a wedding or something. People are just fainted at weddings, right? Excuse me.

He fainted like from just standing up on the altar and stuff? Yeah, I guess like, like locked. Oh, the groom fainted. Too close. It wasn't the groom. I think it was someone else. Grimzman, yeah. Maybe there was a candle nearby, less oxygen. Oh, the group painted. Too close. It wasn't the group, I think it was someone else. The group's man, maybe there's a candle nearby, less oxygen, just face planted.

There's a thing. And then he gets, like, the camera cuts, and then he's back up with like a nose bleak because he hits face and people are like walking him off. But just a load of piss. Oh, it's like, it's very common, I think, when you pass out, you just evacuate. It doesn't stop.

I don't think it's relaxed. Yeah, or contract or. Did I tell the story about what I did after? No, you just evacuate. Toss the stuff. I'm not even relaxed. Yeah. Or contract or not. Did I tell the story about what I did after? No. Does it involve shit? Oh, this is a, all right, this is an embarrassing story. I think I told this story.

You did not. I totally did. What is it? I think I told the story. Anyway, after Brandon's wedding, I went home and I was drunk. Yeah, okay. And I know I told the story and I pissed on my floor. Oh, yeah, you did. I didn't realize it was after Brandon. Yeah, okay. And I know I told the story, and I pissed on my floor. Oh, yeah, you did.

I didn't realize it was after Brandon Sweaty, okay. And I had no recollection of it. I had no idea the girl told you. Yeah, she was like, well, I can't believe you peed on your floor. And I was like, what are you talking about? Lier? Like, yeah. Wait, those are brands, what else?

Jordan's winning. That's, that's what I meant. Yeah, brand's winning was the more. I was gonna say, how did you get back from your from Mexico? No, no, no, no. First and most of the reason I thought of Brandon because I texted, he texted me that he was so drunk that he threw up out on the way home outside of his car. Like he wasn't driving his wife was driving.

And he vomited out the window. And so he had to clean up the outside of his car the next morning. Poor Paula. I know I told her. Yeah, you did tell her. Fucking savages, man. Getting so fucking pissed.

Now every time I'm at a wedding, yeah. You're wedding. The wedding's the way you hit it, huh? And I didn't get drunk till the very, very in. And also, I don't think I was that drunk. I think I just had to pee. Just drunk enough to pee on the floor. What do you mean you hit it, huh? Yeah, and I mean get drunk till the very, very in. And also, I don't think I was that drunk. I think I just had to pee. Just drunk enough to pee on the floor. What do you mean you want in that drunk?

I don't think I was that drunk most of the wedding. I think it was the very end of the wedding. I was drunk enough to a, eat off of the bride and groom's table without realizing it. And then the staff had to tell me to go, full that story. And then the other one was a friend's divorced wife was there. And I was talking about her right why she was standing right behind me

and listening to me say everything. That was bad. Yeah. Yeah, that was really rough. I should've just been like, did you play it off? Like you what? Talking about the arrow?

I just got a shutdown. I just like, let's just pretend that never happened. Like half an hour later, you're just at the table like, just selling out. Yeah. That's pretty bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. Not great.

Not my best. I saw. Trump people had done. Yeah, you don't make the best decisions when you've been drinking. I saw, you watched parasite the other day, right? I did. I didn't watch it. Have you two seen parasite? Yeah. Sun theaters. I saw a brag about it. I saw that, you know, at the beginning, they're watching that video of the woman

making pizza boxes. I guess that was a viral video from a few years ago. At some moment uploaded a video of herself doing that. She just made that video like 10 years ago. And so I saw her doing the video on her YouTube channel. I mean, like, hey, yeah, that was me. It was weird to see her out of context. It guess like it's just some video she made of herself Creating pizza boxes quickly and how long ago was it? I think she posted it online like four or five years ago

But she said she made it like 10 years ago. They asked her for right that they had contacted her You might not be uploading a video to you, but then it's in an Oscar winning That picture movie that's that'll happen. You know eventually. I'm sure You've posted a bunch of cool stuff. That's why I started. You already fucking Rogue One technically, they took one of your solo. Solo, sorry.

Yeah. But yeah, but it just seems like so cool just to upload whatever video and then you get contacted and now you're in, that's pretty cool. The best picture. Kind of really obscure video too. Right.

Does that make her, like, kind of by proxy in Oscar award me? I mean, like she took up one. She's in an Academy Award winning film. She wanted me to show her extras though, right? But her thing took up, like, I would say, like 15 seconds of screen time. But she didn't win in a war.

There wasn't like, ah, then the war for Beth Beats a folding box. It was associated with the production. Yeah. It'd be cool if they did send out mini Oscars to like viral videos. I think she was probably like in most of the frame, too, because they like hold that phone up really close. Yeah.

I didn't understand that like not that part of the movie. I understand what was going on, but I don't understand why you would want the boxes pre-folded before you even had the pizzas ready to go, you know? Just it seems like that would be a part of the process of making the pizza. Like to store a bunch of already folded boxes seems like a huge oyster space. Well, I will say, I mean the video that she made originally, that's what she was doing. What she was pre-folded in the boxes that we, the pizza place would have all the boxes ready. That way they just have to slide the pizza in. Right. And be done with it.

She seems so like such a bad oyster space. Like you would just have the have all the boxes ready. That way they just have to slide the pizza in. Right. And be done with it. It seems so like such a bad way to space. Like you would just have the employees make the boxes as the pizzas were getting ready. Yeah. I'm sure there's maybe it's like to make sure that it's there to like minimize the amount of time that the pizza's seeing out there.

They'll flatten the back and then they get made and put in the front ready to. They probably don't make all of them. I'm sure they make a stack. I think that would be good. Because any time you get it like a little seasoning or it could be a factory for like a frozen pizza or something. Who knows? You're right, it could Chris.

I hadn't considered that. Maybe mine Chris. Is it good, maybe? Yeah. I'm glad you liked it. Were you saying you don't, you get embarrassed more than anyone though, I feel like, name it time.

Every time I go in public with you. I don't think I- I don't think I need to explain that. I feel like you don't do anything more embarrassing than anyone else. You just cool attention to it, more than other people. I think I'm hyper aware of social situations and I'm aware of other people's emotions and strangers and just how they perceive.

So I just I just don't want to fuck with people's like vibe. So like all right for instance I was checking into a hotel when we went to LA. I'm not sure if I told this to you yet or not. It's not very noteworthy but it's just a common Chris story where I'm sitting there and I'm checking in and Chris isn't going to be checking into his hotel for no, no, a couple days cause he's gonna be staying in the zacks place. Well Chris and I just got in brunch

and Chris is like bouncing around as like a stomach hurts and I'm just checking in, just talking to the concierge or whatever and he's like, hey, hey, give me a key. I need to go take a shit. I need to go take a shit in your room and he's just like the concierge can hear all of this stuff and I'm just like Chris, Chris, okay, yeah room. And he's just like, the concierge can hear all of this stuff. And I'm just like Chris, Chris.

Okay, yeah, yeah. And he's just like, and then he- And then he's just a bathroom in the lobby. And then like, I hand him the key. And then he's just like, no, it's gonna be, it's gonna be stinky. I don't wanna stink up your room.

And then you like waddled off to the lobby bathroom. But like, this concierge had to witness this whole interaction with my 32 year old son. And I was just like I'm sorry He does this but I was gonna be polite you were you're like playing playing again I just go to a lobby bathroom. Why didn't thought about that? I was like I just hey, can I you're I gotta go to the bathroom You you're exaggerated that okay, cuz it was this she was like hey, can I have your can I use your key? I need to go to the bathroom. I didn't say that that's okay, because it was in this show, I was like, hey, can I have your, can I use your key? I need to go to the bathroom. I didn't say that.

That's what it was. You said you needed a shit. I didn't say I needed to go to the bathroom. I said I need to go to the bathroom. And then I handed it back and said, actually, I don't want to stink up your room and this is going to be bad. And then I went to the lobby bathroom.

Was it bad? Yes. Well, then we met up afterwards and we worked out in the gym together. And then you started doing these things and I called them like, what was a Humpty Dumpty's where you're like doing like, yeah, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, o Why is that? I think that would be the most intimidating thing in the world. If I was gonna work out, I would want to work out with Blaine. Yeah.

Oh, but I'd be so shit in comparison. I know I'd be shit, but I'd know that he would tell me how to do things for me. And you'd probably try and be nice to be like, oh, and try to be nice. It's gonna be nice, because I understand everybody has a starting point, you know? I was fucking like, I remember very vividly this one time where I was doing squats, like really bad, and there was three dudes just watching me do really bad form squats. And I was like, my legs are super spread out.

I could demonstrate, but it didn't fucking matter. It was just like, did they say something? Nope, they just watched me. So you knew that something was up with your squats? Yeah, that's when I was like, I should probably lighten up my weight and then get good form. That was a while ago. I feel like I get embarrassed by the same thing all the time.

And that is, I will constantly say, like if someone drops me off at the airport and I'm like, I have to say fight. I'll always be like, thanks U2. I'm like, check into a hotel. I was like, I enjoy your stay, U2. Damn it! And I do it all the time at a reflex

and I can't stop doing it. I see you too. It just flies out. And then I'm walking away with my head down in shame, like, take it again, think someone idiot. Do you think like when that happens to like, let's say someone had a front desk to check people in?

Do you think they have like a little note pads or are they right down? How many times happens in a shift? I don't know, another one. I'm having a really good state tonight. I was like, they have a competition to see you can get the most people to say you do. And I think it's no one reacts to it

because they must hear it constantly. Quite long. There's a bunch of people. What are they gonna say? Actually, I'm not staying here. What are they gonna say? Why is there a house? I don't live in the hotel, I just work here.

They either, I just so used to it, they say nothing or they then just not listening. And it just, it's like a or they then just not listening. And it just is like a... Remember that whole not listening experiment that we did in New Jersey that one time at the convention? Have we talked about that? We may have talked about it at one point,

but we were at a... It's not not listening. It's just going from zero to constant blast of information. And it's just too much to take in that you skip over the bits. Right. That you don't, do you sneak in details that are weird? Well, like, so we were at working out a convention

in New Jersey. And in our defense, conventions back then were pretty slow. Yeah. There wasn't a ton of traffic through it. And so you'll be, we didn't have pricing listed on things like, Chris, what are you doing? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I was trying to push it back. So I didn't. He almost stuck to also that's a milk. That's a coffee cup filled with chocolate.

Yeah. So so we didn't have pricing because there was like a bunch of different things. So we would wait for people to come up and ask how much something was and we would tell him. So like, for example, someone wanted to buy a T-shirt, it was like $1 for $20 or $2 for $30, okay? And then, I don't know how we got on the topic, but I told Gavin, I bet I could say anything. I could throw any information in there and that people just won't hear it.

They'll hear the information they want and they'll omit everything else. So I was starting to give Gus challenges. I started off with just simple words and then phrases just to sneak in. Yeah, I don't remember what they were exactly. I remember one. You were like, all right, all these shirts,

they're all one for 20 and then sloppy pussy, if you get to there. There, say, stuff like that. Yeah, I think it was based on like Jeff talking about the first thing he Googled and that was stuck in my head. And yeah, they people would just be like, mm-hmm. Okay.

Yeah, like, it's like, the price. Yeah, the shirts are 20 and busted home and the pins are like five. I was like, and nobody reocke it. Ever, we probably did this across, I think it drugged through other conventions too. You must've done it like 15 to 20 times. No one ever even gave him a look.

Right. Nobody was like, what? Or they were like, oh, okay, yeah, well, I'll take that shirt and go. It's just like information blast and you just pick out the bits that you understand. Right. And everything else is gone. Yeah. It was so bizarre.

Even I was, we got to a point where even I was like, they're gonna hear that. Yeah, I think I came up with like a almost a sentence and he was like, I can't do that one. I'll up with like a, like almost a sentence and he was like, I can't do that one. I'll wave it. It's so weird how your brain will just filter out things that are like out of context or don't matter or you're not expecting. Or you pretend like you didn't hear it because you didn't.

Oh yeah, you did hear that, but it's like, I couldn't know why they said that. So I must have misheard it and I don't want to look sound dumb. So you don't want it, but it's like, the way they said that. So I must have misheard it. And I don't want to look sound dumb. So you want to be like, wait, sorry, did you say that? Did I get able to use it? My one thing I used to, me and Zach Anner used to do in college was whenever we were bored, we'd walk up to people, we'd have it, we'd take turns, we'd like, oh, that person, we'd point and then we'd have to walk

up and pretend like we knew the person. And then see if we could cry so into that to me last night. And see if we could convince them that we were friends and that we had this whole, like, come up with the whole backstory, we'd give each other back stories for how we have to know the person. It's fun. That sounds like a very christening. Chris I hate that. Completely numbed any like social like restrict like I don't know it's it's fascinating watching you interact strangers in public because like there's no fascinating watching him interact with his friends. It's the same. It's just that everyone's just like you gotta be you gotta be on top of your game to have

a conversation with Chris. You can't be, because it's an experience. It's not like talking to a normal person. You gotta fully enjoy it. I appreciate it. Why not? Like those weird pain receptors that people have in social situations, you've numbed those. You're like that one bond villain that can't feel pain. You just can't feel social awkwardness,

anything goes with Chris. And it's, people are like, exciting and terrifying. What's that? Rub-a-collile? The world is not enough, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fucking nail it, can't. Is that a compliment or an insult?

I can't. No, it's not an insult. It's not a compliment either. Yeah, it's a neutral, it's just an observation. It's not compliment either. Yeah, it's neutral, it's just an observation. It's just an observation statement, yeah. All right, I'll take that. I was climbing last night with somebody and then a guy came up and started asking about my dog

and saying specifically where I lived and just like, he knew so much about me and it was so clear that I knew nothing about him and then I was like, yeah, well, we'll see later. We're like talking to talk about anything in the gym or that wasn't trying to, like revealing that I didn't know who he was. This is the person that you've met before. This isn't a fan.

I don't know. Blaine, I don't know. Blaine, come on. I don't, I don't know. I came up and I was like, he was like, what's up, Blaine? I was like, no, no, no. I don't, I don't know. I, he came up and I was like, he was like, what's up, Blaine? I was like, oh, hey, man. It's just like that whole, and it was just like me

scirting on the edge, but it was like a two and a half to three minute conversation of just that. Me just being like fishing for information. And then he left and I turned to the person and I was with him, she was just like, you had no clue that I could have. I was, and I was like, was it that obvious? And she was like, yeah.

I don't think that's happened to me. I did have a situation where I was out with someone and then she'd been hunting at lunch. And then someone walked up and was like, hey, blank, good to see you, Boba. And then I could tell the person and she'd been hunting thought that person was a fan. And then after the gun separation, I was like,

they work in that wrist. Oh my God. You know that right? Oh my God. And it was, and then they were like swallowed and to gum and roll cheese. Oh, I'm better soon. Yeah, it was just at that point where, you know,

we suddenly got a load of employees that, whenever there was no intro to. There was like that one period where it's like, also, there were like 50 more people within a spendable month, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I can recognize employees,

like coworkers are like pretty well, but I have like facial blindness. Like if I have had like fewer than two or three interactions with the person, then chances are it's gonna take another meeting for me to know who they are. It makes me feel awful. That's why I started switching things up and saying,

nice to see you. This is saying nice to meet you. So you say nice to meet you. It's like, oh, we already met. This is a specific date, time, place. It's a new segment called Blaine's Pro Tips on Meeting People. Social tips from Blaine. I see ya.

So Chris, do you have it? Interact with someone and you think like, man, that was weird. All that was awkward. Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah I do. Yeah. Um, um, um, um, was someone's recent awkward, although I feel like one on one,

you're much more normal. Mm-hmm. Like we went to Olive Garden and that wasn't, wasn't weird for me. Yeah, it wasn't weird for me. He made my parents and I thought he was gonna do some weird news, fine. I was impressed.

I was like, oh, good job Chris. I can turn it on. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm gonna turn it off. It's good when you're on that way you're worried. I imagine you have to get into character. You just in front of the mirror like fixing a tie and like a normal person.

But it lasts a I hopped out. Chris, we went to Sonic for this. For the Sonic video. Sonic video in Chris's interaction with the. So, okay, context. I'm dressed up like Sonic. Okay. Makeup.

Oh, there's a picture. What's with teeth? This is my Sonic teeth. I'm dressed like Sonic. Was that before they changed the teeth in sonic. No, I just wanted to go to I want to go old school and by old school I met like before they updated the original. The original. Yeah.

It's I think this well is this video out now this video at this point will be out by one day. Yeah, it'll be out. It's on YouTube right now. It's like a carnival over there. What's happening? It's work hours people are out there It's on YouTube right now. Is that like a con of over there? What's happening? It's work hours. People are out there. So you went to Sonic?

Yeah, so we saw and I made Blaine dress up as knuckles. So he's wearing like this red wig and we're wearing, you know, full body spandex and we go to Sonic and order onion rings and chillies dogs. So he's dogs and go on. Oh, he's just a horribly awkward interaction. Yeah. I don't know, I can't remember all of it because I think I blocked a lot of it out of my mind,

but I think she accidentally put cheese or did not put cheese on your burger and then you sent it all back. No, I didn't, no, no, no, no. No, no. Okay, all right, first of all, I've never sent food back. I've never, you don't do that.

I'll pull shit off for scrape. I caught it said it bites. I'm still spitting it. I'm still gizzin it. One, I'm really not. I'm really worried for it. One, one, okay. So what was it?

Was there cheese or not? What was wrong? Well, there's two things. Two things, one, just the initial interaction with the waitress as she came up and brought the food, you could tell Blaine is cringing in the video. He's like, he's some dressed up as fucking knuckles

and you look like a horror villain, so I'm sorry. She thought it was really funny. She was having a good time, but go watch that video and watch Blaine's face. You can tell he's just like dying inside. And then, so then we got our food.

And I, there was a cheese like that, I hate the like plastic American cheese. And then I was like, oh, hey, I was like, hey, is it possible to get this without cheese? I, so you had ordered it with cheese. No, I'd ordered it without cheese, but then they'd put the cheese on it. Okay.

And I was like, hey, would it be possible to not have the cheese on it? And then she sweltered out and that was it. I wasn't anything complicated. What was the dish? It was a hamburger. That was a hamburger. You don't see that in the video

because that was just me eating lunch. Ah. Ah. Yeah, we went there, and Sonic still got to eat. We went there as a gag to get onion rings and chili dogs. Two things. Oh, rings on it. Yeah, rings. That's a whole we were trying to collect rings around the office. And then he proceeded to order lunch. Yeah. That's fun. I like the fact that that's not the first time that's been done at Rucity.

What? On the gauntlet. Oh, Greg, with the ring. That's still fucking fun. The hunting rings. Unless you're been going to Sonic. Yeah. Uh, is that what does? We did it in the last of us video

where we tried to find all the locations for the beginning of the last of us. That was the place where you didn't want someone to hear your order. That was a different Sonic, but yeah, it was a Sonic. Oh, it was a Sonic computer. Did you ever determine, I'm sorry, from Nottie Dog reached out, right?

And just so that they made that up, right? I think so. Yeah. Good that's Troy. He's always around here. Yeah, we found like some spots, like Kiway signs and stuff, and tried to recreate it as best as we could. But yeah, a lot of it's blocked. Yeah. A lot of it's like out east, like 183, like hitting out towards Lockhart. Yeah, in that area.

Fucking stoked. The skyline looks a little off. I guess it looked like it was like from the South East facing West. I don't know. When is the wind? Unplayable. Zero out of 10. When is the nice, new one coming out a couple months, right? Eight, bro, or me? I think it may. Fuck, I'm so stoked. Yeah.

We're almost there. I read a fucking crazy ass story on the Washington Post the other day. Uh-huh. It was, it was kind of complicated. So I'm gonna try to summarize it as best I could. Okay.

Post World War Two, you know, Encryption became a big thing in World War II. Like, oh, you in Nigma machine and like country sending codes to each other. So post World War II, this company got established called Crypto AG and they supplied encryption for countries like to secure, securely send messages and whatnot. They just like develop algorithms. Right. And like, whatever, the customers could license

their encryption technology that would have secure transactions and whatnot. And they were very popular company for several decades. It kind of fallen off now. Not as popular anymore as encryption is kind of taken off on its own. They weren't as needed. So this company, it came to light recently

that the CIA owned them and that the CIA had secret backdoors into all of the encryption that they had sold to all of their customers and could eavesdrop into all the communications that they wanted to for essentially 50 years. So was that international licensing? Yes.

So did this come about? Over the world. Did this come about? All over the world. Did this come about because like the statute of limitations or whatever, like freedom information act, like it passed the point where it- I think someone filed a Freedom of Information Act request, but it turned out that like the CIA had, I don't remember how it came to life.

I think the CIA had supposedly divested their interest as of 2018. But then they just redact stuff from freedom of information deliverables? But it's still the time anyway. It's still it's not I think the fear is from these International entities is that that information is gonna get out of the free room It's the fear that the CIA is known about whatever that you're doing for the last 50 years It's pretty fucked up, but also baller. Yeah fucking crazy I was gonna say like not that I'm like crazy about it, but like

that's like kind of America winning in that instance. Like they did something like really underhand and sketchy, but like I guess it was a really good espionage. Yeah, they had developed this program and this idea with West Germany at the time. So it was like the United States and West Germany. Then after like post Cold War and German reunification, the German spy agency, you know, it was no longer involved and it was just pure CIA. So I guess the moral of the story is, if you wanna keep good secrets,

come up with your own encryption. Or use open encryption methods that you can verify. And it's still used in some places, and I guess they had like little quotes from people who used to work there who were like, we had no idea. We feel like we betrayed our customers. There must have been some people in history who were just so burdened by their knowledge.

Like not being able to let anyone know what they know but knowing it and just being like, not being able to sleep at night because you know this like really well-d important. Like Manhattan project or something. Like you know that you're going to. Like the Manhattan project or something. Like you know that you're going to about to your drop in the new tomorrow. Yeah, like yeah, no again, advance to like since people are going to die

for whatever reason. The the Oppenheimer stuff is fucking fascinating. That guy, whoof, like he was like one of the guys that was credited for, you know, the atomic bomb. Had a deadly toy. He must have been like really burdened. I'm just his whole life. Oh yeah.

He's the pictures of him and it looks like the soul is just sucked out of his eyes. Yeah. He looks like he hasn't slept. Oh. Oh. Oh. Right.

Or he looks like the person who had poop on their butt. Oh, right. I knew. And I called it at Chris. You don't have to. Oh, let. I can call it that, Chris. You don't have to. Did anything that happens to like a list of liberties sometimes? Poop.

They just hook it up with someone. It's like, man, you know, I'm talking cruise. Everyone poops. I shouldn't have to deal with this woman's shitty ass off. Everybody poops. Everybody poops. That's true. Somehow. There was like a That's true. Somehow.

There was like a painting. Mm. What? Go ahead and then I have a thing. I just saw, there was like a, there was like someone had been in a series of paintings and it was world leaders on the toilet and they had like,

Trump on the White House toilet and the queen on like a Victorian toilet throne and like Putin and stuff. And it's just kind of like a, ah, these are people I shoulding, I predict that sometime in the future, the near future probably. Okay. There will be a way to avoid shitting.

Like there's gonna be some sort of like, like, oh, I don't know where to start with this one. Well, I'll hold on. How? And then like, you won't have to go on the, they'll like suck it up really fast. Or maybe you take a pill and it's just liquid and you piss out?

Yeah, or like, or, or, or, or, or, maybe there's, What do you mean suck it, it sucks it out. Well, like, maybe it still comes out your butt, but it's like, you're not really shitting. That's shit, no. If I eat a car, a toy car, and I get rid of it through my ass, I shat out a car.

Even if I didn't, like, I don't know how to something come out of your ass, but it's not. It would be like some sort of procedure that's like, like, so you'd have surgery instead of sitting. No, not surgery, but like. Well, like a tube fed, but for evacuation. I guess that? No, not surgery, but like, well like a tube fed for evacuation. I guess that's just, they do have those like,

poop. I mean, I'm sure that some people who don't have lower tests and they need to stay. Yeah, that's the thing. And they have to get bad, pieced stuff. But I'm talking about like something, it's like, well, what I'm talking about right now

is like when you go to the bathroom, you gotta like sit on a toilet, you gotta clean your butt. It's like, it's like embarrassing in general, the entire act. No, it's not something you want people to see, right? But if there's something, it's gonna be like, So you want something that you'd be okay with people seeing? It'll be like instantaneous, I think it's a problem with society.

All right. Like it just like delivers it out. I guess I'm saying there's gonna be a... Why? I mean, you say this gonna happen in the not too distant future, but what's the benefit to it? Some, there's gonna be an easier, cleaner, more sanitary. Why, why, why not, why not, like, in the future,

people won't need to eat. Why, why stop it shitting? People like eating. I feel like too many people are invested in plumbing to work out. Plummers, big toilet. They're not going to let that happen. No, no. Think about it.

It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all.

It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all.

It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. It's waste of all. a good point with the water. The water and toilet, it's like, there's gonna be some innovation where it'll revolutionize the way we go to the bathroom. Don't they have cows that have like, this is gonna sound really stupid, but I'm pretty sure it's true. They have like a window into their stomach that people can reach in and grab stuff out. I believe so.

What is that all about? But like, that could happen. What? There's like cows that have like holes on the side of their body that they're, you know, like a ranch hand or whatever can reach in and like someone cuts a hole in a cow. I don't remember why. I feel like I see that also.

It's got like a window so that it doesn't it's not constantly exposed but like it's like a thing where they can stick their hand. And is it was it is it man made or something that cows just had? No it's a man made. That's me. It's a holy cow. That's a lot of Chris left. They also like they's a big block. It's a Chris laugh. They also like,

they'll bleed cows too. They'll like stab a cow in the neck, get a little bit like a jug of blood and then just put a cork in it and like, a cork? Well, like, like mud and then they'll like wrap it just so it doesn't keep bleeding and then they'll open it up and like bleed cow again.

Why do they wanna bleed the cow? Because they think cow blood is, you know, beneficial to consume. Yeah, some places drink it or they make, they make beverages out of it. Yeah, they don't knock up cows, man. It's a bad. And in turn cows destroy the atmosphere.

Yeah, they'll give us back someday. It's a long game. Yeah, that buffing. I saw, so I feel like we talk about this every fucking week now. It's kind of annoying to me, but. Oh, let me guess. Is it coronavirus? It's coronavirus. Is it the, the Japan to me. But, uh, let me guess. Is it coronavirus? It's coronavirus.

Is it the Japan cruise ship? Yeah, the cruise ship. Yeah. I heard about this because my Airbnb host reached out to me about it because I'm going to Japan in less than a month. And I guess a lot of people are messaging her and freaking out because of the whole coronavirus thing going on.

Well, I guess there's like two cruise ships that are quarantined. Yeah. I think one's in Japan and one's in Hong Kong. There's like 41 Japanese on one of them. And then like, I think there's like two cruise ships that are quarantined. Yeah. I think one's in Japan and one's in Hong Kong. There's like 41 Japanese on one of them. And then like, I think there's like some Americans or something that are stuck over there too. Was it just popped somewhere?

Right, they're like a... It's doxian. Honestly, if you're gonna get quarantined of all the place to do a cruise ship, sounds kind of fun. Yeah, but you're docked though. I don't think so because think about this. That thing's just constantly rocking.

You can't get off of it, Chris. But I saw that a porn company was offering free porn to all of the people who were quarantined on the cruise ship. Is it through internet or what? Yes. Yeah. What do you mean? I don't know, is there anything else

that can porn? Like a t-shirt throwing in? I'm not. Throwing magazines. Well, they're like I'm confused because it, like a T-shirt throwing in the wall. I'm throwing magazines. Well, they're like, I'm confused because it's like cool free porn. I have that anyway. I guess it's like a, freemium porn?

Like webcam website. Oh, shit, yeah. And they were offering them like a credit on the website. Find the IP address of the ship. I guess what they had, they asked that if people wanted to redeem it, they would have to send like some certain documents proving that they were on the ship and Go to portnav.com and use code

Corona virus So the the website required quarantine passengers and crew members to send a copy of their travel documents via email Exchange for a thousand free tokens. I have no idea how much wow tokens. That's great. But I guess the the Wi-Fi terms of service are one of these cruise ships. Doesn't love it. Yeah, it doesn't allow for that kind of content. Oh man. When last time I was in Japan, I think 1000 spoons probably need this. Nice. Whatever. Precisely Chris. Precisely. Was that like some of a phrase?

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I get the thought. Sorry. Coronavirus. It's porn. You got all the porn in need. But it got my password. I remember they got that all that pixelated porn. Yeah. What's all that? Because when I, I think I went there and I was, I was going to look at porn one time and

then I was like, Oh wait, is the government gonna come get me? What in Japan? You think the government in a place as popular it is Japan. We'll hone in on one tourist, but we'll have a Wang in Japan. Put the chick down! Put the chick out of your hands! I don't know. It is, it is kind of sad because there's a lot of good porn that's ruined.

What do you mean ruined? That's all censored. Oh. You know what I mean? You're saying you're missing out on... Well, plenty of... There's lots of porn. I know.

I know. I'm just saying like... He knows. It just seems like a waste for everyone else. Like obviously in Japan, they want the censored porn because that's all that's available, but for everywhere else,

it's just kind of like ruins good porn. But there wasn't though. I was able to see like normal porn. I mean, porn hub in Japan is porn hub. Right. So I was confused. I was like, I thought I wasn't so allowed to see this, but it hears them.

So is it, is it, is it, is it, is it that, all the porn that's produced in Japan has to be censored? Maybe they have a service like if you're watching it on a, like in a Japanese theater or back, you know, like porn room. It's gotta be. No, because- What was it like when you were watching Poorn in a Japanese theater? I didn't know, like porn room. It's gotta be. No, because- What was it like when you were watching porn

in a Japanese theater? I didn't go to a Japanese porn theater. Sorry. I am like, they have like bath houses and shit like that. Someone was telling me to be wary of these houses where they go in and- Sounds like a weird beginning of a horror movie. We're wary of the house.

They bathe you, but like they don't use their hands. Like towels and stuff? No. Like other fun parts. They use their ass in other things. What else do they do? They're moving. It looks like to me if you go to porn hub

from Japan, there's some not-sensored stuff there. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Okay, so is it just VPN to Japan? Oh yeah, I think we got it. Is it just that the porn that's produced in Japan can't ask you release? I don't fucking know. Why are you looking at me and asking me?

You keep asking me. Can you go to Japan that I am? I am. I feel like you're elder, Gus. Like, I don't know. You're supposed to listen to your elders. I asked your dad then. No, I'm not gonna ask my dad about this.

He's your elder. My dad's in her bed as Japan. Fucking hell is going on here. Someone has to know. I'm sure someone just leave us a comment. In the video, please. I found this song. Well now we're gonna get blocked by YouTube.

So I found this song called Big In Japan. Who's the artist? It's an 80's song. You should know. Never mind. Durant Durant. Nope. No, I know the song. Yeah. It's fucking badass song. What should know. Never mind. Do you know? I know the song. Yeah.

It's fucking badass song. Who what is the artist? I don't know, but it goes didn't did it. It is. Alphaville. Alphaville. Oh, Alphaville. Anyways, it's a good song. I work out to it sometimes and I'm going to work out to big in Japan when I'm in Japan. Like I'm on a non-stop. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like big in Japan, all right. Did I do forever young? I think so I just had to make sure Yeah, let's wrap this up that was like what you have to take out. I'll take that in mind. I had my errors in the alphabet and you're like,

you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, let's wrap this up. We gotta go to a post. I'm gonna count less than anymore. Okay. I got one more poop story, guys. No, that's it. Thanks for watching, everybody.

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