Rooster Teeth Podcast - Don't Gaslight Me Bro - #550

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

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This week brought to you by DoorDash, HelloFresh, and ExpressVPN. I'm good. I'm Gavin. I by door dash hello fresh and express VPN. I'm good I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. Let's see the ice cream. I'm good. I'm Gus. It's it's Sunday Monday You would it's highly sure because your tweet last night said I think it's Sunday Monday It's gonna air message me last night. He's like hey tomorrow should be Sunday Monday You want to do it tomorrow delayed a week? It was like let's do it tomorrow. Why? Why? That was just kind of say, no to that. It's the first Monday after the first day of summer. Oh, and it's the first Monday of the year that falls after Sunday. Yeah. No, what is it? It's, it's, it's what 69 degrees outside currently. And I'm like, the coldest day of like, it's awesome.

We're jacket weather in June. Yeah, but now we need to load up on ice cream. It was how our in December. than it is today? Gus have you really found a way to complain about eating ice cream? I can't think about anything Have you listened to the podcast before it's 16 by the way? You said 69 degrees and everyone's gonna be like oh It's fucking for you. You really you really reap in the world wind on that one look at this Look at spread can you got like a? Do we have a shot? Do we just shot it? Oh you do I knew you did Oh my god

Do we have a shot? Do we just shot it? I knew you did. Look at that. Oh my god. You were worried before this one. It was made you fun of Eric Park ranging all of that scene. There was no point.

Because he was just like slightly inching them and was like, nobody cares Eric. And he's like, the chip shot. The upstead, the top down shot, oh, whatever. Oh, shit. So we got like little paper cups. Yeah, this is a barrier stuff. We got sliced ice cream, a scooped ice cream.

Raisin it for some reason. What are these? What are these massive Mobile what's mobile? Mobile oh like multises, but giant yes off brand. I chose a really bad day to wear white pants Like is the rain or cuz of the no because of all the chocolate syrup and other things that I'm sure guys Gonna spill on me. You know what's better than talking about ice cream eating ice cream What are the flavors of ice cream you have? We've got vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry cheesecake.

It's just like a weird mix. I just want to say one thing real quick. Hey, we today, we had home-sized pizza. We had a little box over here and they read people's names. Not a Christian's name was on the box. Christian gets us the food before the podcast sometimes. And today, we got the home-sized Christian, great call. Then I come in and Christian is here getting a bunch of ice cream ready.

I just want to say Christian is probably the best employee in the history of this company. If you want to get promoted in Rupert's teeth, be someone who gives Bernie food. Sure, it's out of Gavin's target. Look how happy you are. Can you explain what you're doing as you're doing? Sure, Barbara is putting a bunch of ice cream into a serving bowl. Apparently, you go to bowl right next to you. These are like these are like, I want you to have a lot of ice cream. I'm going. This is vanilla, right? Yeah.

I'm going for plain vanilla because I feel like the toppings do the world. I'm hungry. They talk vanilla. Push the little thing on the side. Barbarale. No, no. And he can't. I'm sorry. I'm not a dad. That was better. Forever. Not in Canada This ice cream coming to bag in Canada I put ice cream in the bowl Eric

How come milk comes in a bag, but ice cream doesn't a bag milk comes in a bag Oh, can't it's already liquid. I Mean you could you can melt ice cream and put it in a bag. I squeeze it all like a tube. You can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can on the maraschino cherries. Oh, damn. Throw it all away. There's like strawberry preserved stuff at the front. There is like a...

I said cherries. Did I say strawberry? They're both red. So, what we got to do is again next, we can get it right, my guess. What is? Gavry is putting everything, that's what's... Looks pretty good.

What do you got? Tell us what you got. I got some chocolate ice cream, some strawberry ice cream, banana, peanut butter cups, coconut. Yeah. That's a crazy mix and rainbow sprinkles. And rainbow sprinkles, of course, top it all off.

Gavin is just like, he's taking everything. I'm a toppings boy. What do you call it when you take a, like a fountain drink cup and you go down and hit all the sides. You call the suicide. You call it a suicide, what do you call it? Barbara? When you do a cup, like a soda fountain,

and you go through all of them, like, and get all over oh, I just call that being a 12 year old boy right right what do they call that you? Okay, yeah, how is this hot? Oh what? How is it hot that he did that? Is it hot? It's just hot fudge on it, but it's cold It's not maybe it's the flavor of hot fudge someone forgot to heat it up. It was Christian Christian Christian don't you throw him under the bus. How am I going to get cold fudge? Don't you dare. Why, how does this work?

Christian, my pants. Christian, you are an angel and you do not need to take that from Eric. You do not. You just have to let him lay back on the floor. Put the hot fudge on it and then put the whole thing in the microwave. I just want to eat all these toppings by themselves too. You know what I think? It's all my favorite candies.

It's probably better than a Sunday. Monday? It's a milkshake. Oh, shit. You got? What the fuck? You disgusting animal. That, what are you doing?

What are you doing? We're gonna make a milkshake. Out of coconut and everything else? Yeah. God, you're a brilliant man. I'm brilliant. What are you doing? It's from half an half in there.

He prepared for this. Did milkshakes have half enough? Mine do. My god. You think a little heavy cream usually and drop it in there just to get stuff moving? Right, Gus? Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta loop it up. So you're gonna make a chunky milkshake.

Just water. Look at this setup you have. Just water. Is this excuse to, oh no, you're not on. What? No, you, no, I mean, you're not, you're not. No, I mean, you're not, you're not. You know, I have a good deal. So Gus just pulled out this massive cup blender thing.

And now he has this thing that's locking onto the top of it. Oh, that's good. I think I got a twist. You got a twist. I'm so nervous right now, but I also don't care. Gus has a blender on his life. But he's not a daddy. Doesn't that have to work?

Does nobody, is it like being a dad, I mean, you can eat food, you can serve yourself. You plug it in. I do. I don't think you're interested to the side. I'm telling you, dad over here is troubleshooting. Please don't drop it. Don't say you.

I'm gonna eat that. I don't think you're twisted. This is my blender for all. Just drink out of the side. Just drink it. It's working before. Is it plugged in into an outlet that's working? We have for it.

Eric, you're the ultimate dad. So Eric is trying to help Gus make his milkshake and it's not working. You want to say this? Eric, it sounds so exasperated. This worked great before the podcast. Gus broke his blender. We did it. Yes, Barb, I refused to this worked great before I'll be podcast cuz broke his blender. Yeah, I guess barb. I would I'd refuse to eat your thing I'll top some where do I get a spoon?

May I have a spoon? I'm trying some of our bs. Did you break my blender? Your blender's broken dude. It's okay. Listen, don't get he's so upset Just will just owe you a new blender get some of everything in there. Whoopsie Guess we'll just owe you a new blender get some everything in there. Whoopsie Have Venmo use the money. Just give that with your part. She had a Venmo. We five books Let's not talk about that Wait, why were you twisted on was it? I said that a hundred times. I can't hear you are milkshaking That's great for an audio podcast. I guess in the world. How's that Sunday? That's really good, Barb. Good choice.

Barb and I are. Good mix of caramel, peanut, chocolate. We're Sunday bros. How's it going? Come on. Why are you going back into a bowl? There you go. Oh my god.

So Gus basically said he was going to make milkshake, but what he really made was soup. Put it in a cup, man. You made ice cream soup. You made ice cream soup. Who pours a milkshake, but it what he really made was soup put it a cup man You made ice cream soup you made ice cream soup Who pours the milkshake into a bowl was wrong with you this bowl is so cold. Oh God All right, this gonna melt it's gonna. This is so good. I want to share with you. I just drink out of the bowl I'm gonna milkshake yours. No All right, I'm going to the yard. I'm gonna milkshake yours. No. All right. I'm going to go to the yard.

I'm going in. Yeah, I'm going to wind us. You have been. I got to build up a stuff that I want to talk about. Like Gus, I got to know, did you see how to reset a GE Smart Bulb? Did you see that video? This awful, dystopian future we live in.

There's a video, it's like, how to reset your GE Smart Bulb? We're having. But for factory defaults. It's a ridiculous. Someone said it how to reset your GE smart bulb Gavin but for factory default. It's a Ridiculous someone said it seems like an SNL parody of itself. It's like just follow these simple steps I saw someone turn the light off Then turn it back on for eight seconds then turn it off then turn it back on for seven seconds Then turn it and it's like this whole process

Well that ball is that's just some heaven-hound. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, I need a little bit of moisture in a milis What is that? It's probably just some peffin' half. Yeah. Oh my God. Need a little bit of moisture. Get a little bit of moisture. Get a little bit of moisture. Just a splash light. That's not that easy. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Yeah, it's like, who approved it? It's like, it came up with like, this was the best way to do it. That's when engineers are making the user interface for stuff. Oh my God. You gotta have a good UI designer, man. It's just like, you gotta have it in this day and age.

That's the best UI. What's the best UI? I gotta say best UI is probably an iPhone. Oh yeah, look, or any kind of tablet now, just because you just instantly get it. That's why kids swipe books. If you get like, I don't like it in the bowl, Gus.

Kid knows how to use an iPhone just by picking it up. Kids can use it and all the people can use it. You're set. Listen, I'm gonna say is I just said iPhone because that's what I use. I meant like a swiping tablet thing. Someone's gonna tell me iPhone didn't make that, you know, Microsoft made that like 1984. It's like a tablet or like a touch device interface. Who made the mouse?

Was it Microsoft? I mean, the mouse. I know that from IBM. They still have from Xerox. I am a Paul to research center. Right. Developed. They mean that and they made Ethernet So good if there's one person on the planet who I wouldn't think would want something blender up to be liquidy It would be Gavin. That's true. That is delicious. It's really good

Isn't it I think like good I think we're honest something but you'll what no shit? Just think you make the Sunday and then put everything in there What no shit The Sunday and then for everything in there Got the milk shit while you're more than a milkshake. It's different. Oh I'm so happy. It's good right? It's not bad. You put there's a little too much banana. I would say it overpowers it It was one of those I ate I put two and I ate one over power is it still somehow? Banana is a very strong flavor is it? Yeah, then to me, it's just like a nice base. That was amazing.

The most overpowering flavor to me is one that people just like don't even taste in stuff and same cucumber. You come, cucumber. You and I. You come anywhere in something all like offensive, all like taste, all like taste is cucumber. If cucumber is in like on the same cutting board as something that, you know, something else that I was prepared on the same cutting board, I can taste it. It's like mostly water. And then I'm mostly disgusting. Hey, cucumber flavor. as something that, you know, something else that I, I was prepared on the same cutting board, fucking taste it.

It's like mostly water. And then I mostly disgusting. Hey, Keith, I'm our flavor. You know it would be great on a Sunday. Tobler on. If they were here. Here we go. You can fake.

You gaslighting us about Tobler on. Welcome back, Brian. What you saying? You gaslighting us about Tobler on. You are a fucking idiot. You are. Why are you both saying Tobler on. Tobler on.

He said Tobler on first and then I started copying him. I'm a get idiot. You are. Why are you both saying toblorown? Toblorown. He said toblorown first and then I tried to copy him. Fuck it, he's the cares. Are you saying here? Listen, so we're talking about the same video. Somebody compiled the whole toblorown adventure that we went on. Where they didn't document the whole thing. Fuck you, fuck you.

There's a lot more. So what do we learn from that video? Here's what we learned, that you don't remember anything. Well, look, and then you accused us of gaslighting you because you don't remember anything. That's how we know the video is. Bernie can't remember that he ate a gigantic toddler own while dressed as Steve Buscemi.

To be in my defense, who would remember that? I mean, that happens all the fucking time. But what I learned from this video is, years ago, I mentioned the Toblerone at the airport the giant one Right in that moment both of you tell me that that it's fake and it's just a bunch of little ones What was the rest of the videos? Are you making fun of me for the thing that you told me? It was omitted from that video was me saying I went out of my way to find an actual solid one that was not made up of smaller Toblerones Because it was very difficult to find the one big solid toblur out. You're doing that on the

Yeah, again because you don't know your emitting of essential information on the story. I'm watching the video It's in the source material. Oh, I'm really happy. I'm really happy. I recently learned what gaslighting means because now I can totally Following this conversation. We shouldn't give it to someone else that are crazy. Yep. There it is right there helping hand 97 and chat says Can we have milkshakes at RTX? I should set up a milkshake booth You should and I should make sundaes for people and then milkshake them No, people can bring me their Sundays and I milkshake them how long You just come on blending stuff We'll give you like a portable camping bus tree and a blend. You don't even have a booth, it's just you and the corn.

You put me with a blender. I just wanted to say, because we have these massive like storage bowls that we usually eat this. The amount of ice cream that I eat is totally dependent on the size of the container. Yeah, but I could literally just no problem eat this whole thing. But if you give me one of those little like European little little cones with a little smush, I'm telling you.

So it's not by cream as well. A fish only gets as big as it's bowl. But like how much ice cream is dependent on the type. My god only gets as big as the bowl of ice cream in front of me. No bigger. This is so good. That was a gigantic amount of ice cream that you just ate. Yeah, it was a lot.

And I just drank it. And you drank it. And with the milk. I talked, not even milk with half and half. I had the option. I went to the fridge and I was like, I grabbed the milk first and I was like, wait. And then I put it back and went for the half and half.

I was wondering what you were doing because I was in there getting coffee. And I was like, what are you getting? And you're like, you'll see. It's a secret. It's my stupid podcast plans. Here, I want to read this actually. I want to remind everyone this episode of the receive podcast

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I was like, that's weird. And then the next day, there was a set of Amazon lockers there. What? In the coffee shop. Like, for pickup. Right. So you get your stuff delivered there, and then just pick it up from the locker. Strange.

Why not just get it delivered to you? I mean, I guess, like, if you have a place where you're worried about package theft. Yeah, if you're not home to receive something, or a lot of people don't like it, like, maybe you just don't get a house. You don't live anywhere. You just wander around. Just don't live anywhere. Why you just don't get house. You don't live anywhere. You wanted it around. Just don't live anywhere. Why don't you just get Amazon luck about your house?

Just get a P.O. box and live out of that. What if it was chilled? There you go. Does that really cool? You already over it? No. That's a good idea. I'm gonna fuck you in a loophole here.

Do you see that thing about that Alexa Super Bowl ad about how they you know they Amazon had that ad during the Super Bowl and they they they produced the ad in a way where it would not trigger people's Alexis at home. It's like 36,000 herks or something like that. Yeah they omitted I think it was the 2000 to 3000 herts range of audio. That way it's like Alexis wouldn't hear. That's something I actually noticed. You said it likes like 14 times while you did it. Everyone's still like going, oh is that how, is that how, I don't have one.

I remember. Two hundred hits, was it two thousand hits? I remember being at home and having my TV on it, playing ads for the Amazon Echo. And every time they would say her name, my thing wouldn't go off. And I was like, how are they doing that? How are they saying her name?

But I could be having a conversation about nothing and not even mention anything close to Alexa. And all of a sudden she's just like, I'm sorry. I don't know that. I'm like, I shouldn't ask you this. So I only listen on a certain frequency. I guess so. I guess so.

It's in the article. I read it as well. Wouldn't it be more sensible just to target the actual sample from the ad and ignore that as opposed to getting rid of whole frequencies of how do they know though when they're gonna put on a new commercial they got a sample at every time they do it and update it. That thing up there's always connected it's just constantly updating. Have you ever updated yours? It's probably patched every day. Probably right. Probably right. I

get to unplug nine and plug them back in every now and then. What? There's only different generations. My first generation ones are like, eh. You got to turn it on for two seconds. Turn it off for eight seconds. Turn the whole thing, dude. This video is ridiculous. Isn't there, so there was something that came out about, you know, those crosswalk things where you press the button and wait for the thing to change, where someone discovered

if you press it in a certain frequency, like one and like too fast and then like one more or something like that, that it would change automatically. It was an elevator code like that too for odyselevators we could push the buttons turn away to a clear, like all the call signals you just go straight down yourself. Yeah, it's a lot of. Yeah. Which I want to discover that. I think those are cool life hacks. Right for a hotel. Yeah. I think a lot of crosswalks in some cities are disconnected now though. Yeah. Like the button doesn't do anything. Yeah, like it's just there. There's a word placebo effect.

Yeah, they're called placebo buttons. I think it's a Tobler on buttons. That's shut up. They're called something. They're like fake buttons that you let people think they're going to do something. Right. Why bother making up a special name for that?

We're having for everything. Like the closed door button on most elevators is like that. So it's like you hit it and it really doesn't do anything. Well, I feel good that you're like, there are some places that work. I feel like there's some places that work. In Europe, they work. Yeah, outside the US, it doesn't.

The US, I feel like no buttons do anything here. That's right. It's like you want to feel active. Yeah. I still don't. Oh, look too. I have a tummy. Yeah, come on, it's going to melt.

Everybody grabs some ice cream. Form an orderly line. I don't have to eat it. Did you pose the ice cream? Is this how we find out who wants ice cream? Nobody does I Cody. I see you rubbing your hands. We're working. You had to do it. We're working. We're eating ice cream. Come on multitask. Fucker. What are you doing in there? Yeah, Cody wants to gummy bears. Yes, you can have the gummy bears. You were just complaining. You had cheese pizza and they're taking the pony gummy bear. Cody, don't to gummy bears. Yes, you can have the gummy bears. You're you were just complaining. You had cheese pizza. And they're taking the pony gummy berry. Cody don't don't listen to him.

What are you gonna have on? Do we have more bowls? I don't know. She's no just dump everything in that giant bowl and then that'll be yours. Because apparently nobody else. I actually actually wants ice cream. Ashley wants ice cream too. You want ice cream? C'mon. I had a at a prego baby appointment just before this

Turns I think it's the prego belly they can turn that way actually see I scream look at that baby And the way Gavin described is Ashley looks pregnant from here to here. Yeah, her torso is pregnant the rest of her isn't somehow She looks pregnant from here to here. Yeah, her torso is pregnant. The rest of her isn't somehow. I know, I saw her before and I was like, girl, you, you're tiny. But she's gonna be, what the baby doubles in weight now every month

until. You can't give me double this size. Double this size next month. What are you talking about? Oh my God. Two months away. As of today. Yeah.

It's the way we can't predict it, but the due date. but you're predicting it. You're literally a gust. I have medical experts who have told me a date, and I'm going to go with that over you. I'm not saying I'm just saying you said you can't predict it, then you predicted. Stop gaslight. What are they? What is going on? Have you ever publicly announced a due date? Or is that something you guys are? I don't do care. I don't think you're literally just said it. And of August two months from today. And of August August 24th.

Very exciting. Yeah. So some of a so I actually not a business in the bed summer for Ashley to be in her third trimester because normally if it was like a hundred degrees every day, like it usually isn't June, it would be miserable. I'm assuming. But today it's like 68 degrees today.

So when I said a rain shower Let me translate that for the whole rest of planet. I was 24 isn't that great for the podcast I'm gonna be a little bit like maybe the 20 or 21st. We have maybe we gotta have the I think it's a sweet I deal six week Here's what we've learned don't discuss baby names with anybody else because they have a knock everybody else you guys already have one We yes, seven. Sorry, I'm gonna ask you We yes, sorry Literally you would tell you will tell someone we're thinking about this name and they go that's terrible And it's like okay, well, we better hope we don't name the kid this because you're a jackass

You know, but we'll see so we're we got a couple different candidates We'll see we got one of them is terrible for sure just Here's the problem. I'm saying Barbara's a good name for a boy You know a lot of people with a lot of different names and you Here's the problem. He's saying Barbara's a good name for a boy. You know a lot of people with a lot of different names and you, people don't wanna name the kid ever someone they already know.

Or like a person they don't like who has that name or something like that. If they had a son and named it Barbara, it could be a little Barbara. Barbara, yeah, exactly. Barbara Burns, great name. Give an example. Barbara.

Barbara. My son JD, he was born. His mom's made name is black. We were going to name a Jack Black Burns. But we couldn't because Jack Black. I remember saying at the time, this is now 17 years ago, I thought, you know, what's the chance that this guy's going to be famous for much longer? You know, good thing we did name him Jack Black because Jack Black has been very famous

for a really long time. He's still around. He's still kicking. He's a kicking. Now he's a YouTuber. Jack Black. Go ahead and JBB. That's a pretty cool initial thing. Oh yeah. Now he goes by JD.

His name is Jack Danger. He would've gone by, guess by JB. JB. He's not a booze. That's a booze, right? The booze. Just place. No, JNB scotch.

Oh yeah. The yellow light. Yeah. It's scotch like the lost acquired taste. I think it's after your taste buds burn out. Yeah, you do it. I think people just like to do stuff cause it's hard, you know?

Like it's like the do shots of tequila and stuff like that. The same way really like a shot of tequila. I'm sure some people do. Cause then wouldn't there be flavors of these things and other foods. Probably more, they like the way it makes them feel, not the actual taste. If I had to guess, I'm sure there's people who like the taste though.

But there's a field, different drinking, tequila, the drunk you get from that versus vodka. Or something else. Are you doing shots that are fucking? Oh, I was very happy over there. Yes. It's ice cream. Ice ice cream.

I had too much pizza, ice cream. I'm all fucked up. I had something weird happen in a dream, the other day. Oh, you'll be good. A beer float. Does anybody want like an ice cream beer float? They make those. That's real, right? Is it real? I thought I made this thing. Alamo. I think a Dr. Pepper float. They make a Guinness float. Yeah, but I would be. Guinness float at the Alamo, right? Didn't they for a long time? That's unfamiliar. Yeah, it's Guinness with a big scoop of oil. What do you make up in?

What about a fireman's float? Go for it. It's a fire's float, Gus. Who's gonna drink it? I'll make it for someone. Who's gonna drink it? I'm gonna eat the milkshake for someone. It's your bright idea, you drink it.

This is gonna be so bad. Do you wanna have it half in it? No, man. Damn, and if you drink that, I'll be amazed. I'll be legit. What's the price on it? Vanilla, right? Vanilla in fireman's? That's the price? Vanilla, right?

Vanilla in firements. That's who it goes. Maybe a whole banana. A whole banana? Because that's all you're gonna taste now. Well, I don't want to taste ice cream and beer. That sounds good. Aren't you the one who suggested this?

Wow, you didn't have the money for it. Got a bit of less stuff going. I got married in the time that I've been gone. You did. We went off to... No, you were gone for so long. Yeah, I convinced class for it. Got a bit of a lot of stuff going. I got married in the time that I've been gone. You did. We went off to... No, you were gone for so long. Yeah, I convinced Ashley to it lope with me and do a small little marriage.

And then our first anniversary we're gonna do the big shabang for her. I felt a little nervous because I was the day that Ashley posted that photo. I was like texting her about like animal crossing or something. We were like, talk texting you three stuff. I mean, I saw you post that, that wedding photo was like,

oh shit, am I bothering her while she's getting mad? Yeah. She's just at the altar like holding and I got her a spot again. Did you just Google like most photogenic place to stand in the world and then get married on it? It was all her. It looked really nice.

Where was it you said Hawaii? Yeah, I was on the big island of Hawaii. So Hawaii. Gotcha. Cause that's one of the islands. It's cool that, or you were just describing what it's like. No, that's the the big island of Hawaii. So Hawaii. Gotcha. Because that's one of the islands. Is it cool that? Or you're just describing a little different island? No, that's the, that's, that island is Hawaii.

I don't think that. And then there's Maui, Kui, and Wahoo. I would think you would want to go to Maui to get Maui'd. That's the main ones. That's what they're going to. Is it a little... A little bit of a little bit of a little jerk, sir. What's that?

I don't think you would go to Maui to get Maui'd. Very good. That's what I What do we get what? I don't think you'd go to Maui to get Maui. Very good. That's what I would do. The uh... You want to try again? So we got married like right next to the ocean. Why is it dissolving? It looks horrible. In any case you got to say it looks giving off gas, decent except for the fact that I know that it's beer in there. Why is that dirt on it as well? Dirt? What's that dirt?

Dirt? No, that's so vanilla bean. Look at the ice cream. It's got like garlic, garlic, and it's like things. That dirt is flavors, what are these? Oh, god, that's gotta be bad. I can't get to it because we're gonna go live in my face. No, go for it.

You could say no. So Gavin has a mug. I want a beer float. No, he's a mug with a beer float. And it's about three quarters of it is head. But it's like a very dense foam head. And he's trying his best to drink it. He's got it. I see it in me contact.

That's not the worst thing of the head. I need to. Oh, not bad. Guy with the biggest gag reflex in the world. Maybe on what? The bottom of this mug is so red. it freaks me out. Did you put some of the bottom? Like some cherry who would do that the bottom look like I see if it's still to the bottom of the mug is red Hey, all right, I'm gonna go in the other side cuz you don't make out Chugging it. That's terrible.

That's really truly terrible. Wow. That's really good. You're not gonna try it, Barbara. I'm fine. I have a sweet one. But while we had, while we were there for this lovely ceremony, we were gonna go. It was a bit because I was convincing Ashley to like go off. She's like, we can just wait until after.

I was like, well, let's get married officially before the baby. Why don't we go to the just down to the courthouse and do some, she's not doing that. She's going to call. She wanted to win it. So we went out there, she had to pick, and we were going to just go really quick,

like somewhere fun, like down to Mexico, which is really close to us. But then it wouldn't count, and we'd have to go to the courthouse anyway. So then she's like, Oh, because it's different country. This is where I want to do it. This is where I want to do it. This is how I was like, okay, we'll, you know, absolutely.

Why wouldn't it count in Mexico? It's not no reciprocation, right? I mean, Texas has common lives. You just have to say you're married. But we just, that is true. We just go down and we'd have to go down the courthouse and do it again. Oh, gosh. I know, like, officially register and all that.

I don't think the people in wherever, so you can't, can't't who would send their records along or anything like that. Yeah, I didn't want you baby to be a little bastard. Not a bastard anymore. Little drama. So we were just like, what would a bastard's name be in Austin?

Oh, Greco. What do we, what do we determine? In Texas, we thought the bastard name, because in, we're talking about Game of Thrones, the bastards are named after the region of Austin. No, no, no. Rivers the region. We're gonna stand. Rivers. We'll see the other ones.

Rivers, is that Gendry Rivers? Is that the same? Yes. Stone. Stone. Stone. He's one filth. He usually is like whatever the big thing is there.

So what it would be in Texas or Austin specifically? Well, I said for Texas, I'm like, my patients wouldn't eat for the bastards of Texas. Buster. Star. Polly. Texas. Buster. Buster. Darl. Bully? Buster. Darl?

Yeah. It's been a cow. Like John Cow. John's bird. That's pretty cool. John Guns. John Guns. That's like Blaine's brother.

This is Blaine and John Guns's. What do British want to be? Tea. Gloom. That's actually kind of cool. I'm Jimmy Fog. John Gloom. Bob Gloom. I like that.

That's a great name. Canter's would be syrup. What would it be? It can be beaver. It's probably snow. I feel it. Me probably snow. Maple. Maple. Yeah. What? It's on the flag. I feel it. Can be I probably snow. I feel me probably snow. Yeah, maple. Yeah, but oh, it's on the flag. I feel yeah, I guess so.

I always think of batch names although there's river rivers. I think of these mono-solubic hockey is it go again mono-solubic a lot of people are saying barbecue for Texas Gus. Can I get a can I get a judge on a Monosolubic is it. Monosalabic? Monosalabic. Monosalabic. Are you adding syllables to the word monosalabic? I think it's syllabic. Monosalabic. But you're saying monosalabic. No, I sense the word. Get out of here.

I'm just watching you. I'm just watching you. I guess like it works, dude. You're crazy. Other people have been saying the same thing. You're kind of crazy. You don't know how gaslighting works work. I try to defend you. I try to defend you guys, but other people say that someone said the one for for the UK would be bad That's terrible Moose moose. That's a good one for Canada never seen a single moose entire 22 years. Oh, I saw an armadillo the other day I've seen a single move. I've had an entire 22 years ago.

Oh, I saw an armadillo the other day. Smashed on the side of a road. Oh. That's my one for the year. Oh. And all the time I've lived here, I don't think I've seen an alive armadillo. You should've made me see the amount of regular basis.

Really? I think I get them on my security cameras. I'll send one to you. They're always, they're always. You got possums? Oh yeah, possums all the time. Possums to the best. What?

They eat bugs and dicks. Possums to try and send one. They eat bugs and dicks. Dicks. Okay. That'sicks. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dicks. Okay, that's it. I was like, the ice. Maybe I should have covered that Palsam too soon. Yeah.

Should have kept it around. They eat bugs. They also eat hammocks. Mate your hammock. Mate my hammock, man. How do you know it was them? They always snoopin' about the hammock. That is now in rags.

I got an outdoor couch. There's a fucking squirrel that is like nuts for one of those pillows and just tears it just right in the middle of the pool, so it back up and it comes and finds the same pillow and just tears the shit out of it. So about it, like that pillow. What are those little bugs? Are they June bugs? They're kind of like round and hard and they like kind of fly, but look at the June bugs.

They look like beetles a little bit, right? Yeah, what are those? I think the beetles are they are they but they Why is this bugs? What's what's I don't know what's hard to figure out about this to eat those she ate June bugs Really what what would she kill them and any of them? They're like picking them off the screen and see them Yeah, it's really gross Why may know a little bit about it. I had food in my mouth.

You're not going to miss it for now? It's a monosolol of a gourd. No, it's a monosolol of a gourd. It's a pretty weird happening to me the other day. I had a dream on Saturday night. That's so weird. That someone had tried to break into the office. And the reason I found out was I was the last person leaving.

And I went to close the door and the door wasn't closing. And it was apparent that someone had been using a pry bar on it and the lock didn't line up anymore. I was like, that's really weird. So I was trying to fix the door and I woke up and I was laying there in bed. There's kind of early, the sun was starting to rise. I remember that. So I was laying in bed,

I was like, that's a really weird J-Mundo with that means. Fill back asleep, had some more dreams. And then in a later dream, I dreamt that I was telling Ryan about the break in. And I was what? Yeah, Ryan Haywood. So it's like, like your dream story continued on into another dream. Another dream is like, it was in the same universe that someone had tried to break in. The gut domestic universe. But see, I'm pretty sure I did. Maybe you didn't wake up and you dream that you woke up. Yeah, I've had two linked dreams, but where I thought I was awake in between,

but then I woke up and I was just like, I was just one big dream. I'm pretty sure I woke up. I'm fairly certain. Well, maybe you're just thinking about it. So then your brain may have a dream out of it. Have you ever rejoined where you left off? I've never done that.

I've never done that. I've tried to. Yeah, I've never done it, but lucky enough to do it. It's usually dreams that I don't want to rejoin. I'm just like, man, here we go. Actually, it has trouble sleeping now, because maybe we'll go kick. And then when the baby really starts kicking, she'll grab my hand and put it on her belly. And she'll do it real quietly so the baby doesn't stop because he can tell when we're trying

to, he doesn't want to perform because I can't. No, this is all has to be spontaneous. He's going to say I have to lie in light. Yeah, he's going to try to say I have to lie in light. But I've noticed that she'll do it a lot of times with Ryzen about to fall asleep. And she does it lately. It's been like right in the custom of me about to fall asleep.

And I know about to fall asleep because my thoughts make no sense whatsoever. Like there's this weird threshold. And I think you forget about that moment of falling asleep. Like it's part of it is you didn't forget about it. Like, I can never remember the moment when I fell asleep. But now, because she's woken me up like, right at the tail end of it, I'm always like,

I'm just thinking about random, non-sensical bullshit. Like, my brain is just like falling asleep. That makes perfect sense. But when you come to, you're like, what the fuck? What the fuck? There's a mic, any sense. Or someone like tells you what you said in that moment.

Oh, Ashley has a whole, she keeps a notebook of all the dumb shit I had. I feel like Trevor should probably keep an notebook. Yeah. I fall asleep on the couch a lot when we're watching TV and he'll wake me up when it's time to go to bed and I'll be, I guess mid-dreams. I'll say things like,

no, but the airplane is at six o'clock. Yep. And he's like, what are you talking about? I was like, no, we have to get there. And then I'll fully wake up. I'm like, what the fuck was I talking about? But I'm convinced at that moment that whatever is going on is so important.

It's so real. Do you ever get aggravated with the person for not understanding? Yeah, I'm just like, oh, it's a clock. Like, come on. I mean, what am I talking about? And there's like this weird like tail of like clarity where you're just like, no, no, no, no. What am I talking about?

Like it makes kind of sense for like a few seconds and then makes no sense. You get it from like, this makes perfect sense to wait a second to, huh? So what was I think even, I can't even remember. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, how quickly that happens. The brain's weird. And it's like, this year, do you keep your brain check all day? And then just a moment you shut off your brain's like,

I'm gonna do what I want in the brain show now. This year, do you keep your brain checked all day? And then just a moment, you shut off, your brain's like, I'm gonna do what I want in the brain show now. I'm gonna be able to try to force yourself into a dream. Like, I wanna think about this as I fall asleep so I can do it. Yeah, between the ages of 13 and 25. I'm really mad. You still do it.

Oh, gross. You still do it. Yes, I think any guy has he tried to force a dream? Yes. Okay. Do you have a regular type of dream? Like some you deal with, like the whole like in school and you're in your underwear or something like that?

With me, it's always like school starting and I have no idea what I'm supposed to be. Dude, I still get, I still get that. Yeah, what's my schedule? Really, is that, mine's on the back end of that. Mine is like, oh shit, I've got to take a final for a class. I never went to. And I remember that I had the class

and I just for some reason just never went to it. And I've gotta go and take the final for it right now. So that never goes away, does it? You never go away. I was like 20 years. I never get that. I get missing flights. I'm like, oh, the flight is in two minutes.

I get that one too, a lot. We're flying on the right airline these days. I got a lot of airlines in it. I've got a tight connection or I mean like an international airport I don't know and there's like a long security line. It's all, it's a lot of airport stress dreams. I believe that, but it's good.

A lot of times in my dreams too, I can see out the front as a plane when I'm flying. Which doesn't make any sense, like there's like a windshield and you can see it, you're like, woo, I'm like, we're flying really low. Like you're flying to power lines and stuff. Like that doesn't seem right. Yeah. Yeah

I dream about dying and playing crashes pretty Commonly that's really dark. Sometimes on a plane Sometimes like well, I'm on a plane. Oh, yeah, I'm fine I've dreamt about playing crashes never about dying in them. It's always about crashing well. I crashed it crashing awake. Okay Oh, God, I don't like this conversation. Yeah. You about to fly? Yeah, on Friday. Sorry, right? Yeah. Yeah, well, maybe.

I know. I don't know about you guys, but it's been crazy for me with the amount. I never have cancellations. Never really have significant delays. And it's just been off the fucking charts the last time. It's insane. For instance, to go on out to Hawaii for the wedding,

it was four legs. It was Austin to LA over Kona, is the airport of there, and the back to LA and then back to Austin. Three out of the four legs were delayed more than an hour. And we had to spend the night on the way back in LA. Yeah, you lost the day, right? You lost the day.

Yeah. But did one get canceled or just delayed? But when you missed the next- This is just delayed. I mean, I've had five, four or five cancellations in the last two months. Yeah. Of just like, they just like,

most of the time you get on the plane, they're like, you get off. Yeah, get off. Yeah. Fuckin' hell. Yeah, somebody who works here, there's somebody who, their boyfriend,

was on the way to China. And they were like, nope, the plane turned around, go back. And they had what's called a heavy landing. You know what that means, Gus? Yeah, they were like overw, the plane turned around, go back. And they had what's called a heavy landing. You know what that means, Gus? There's a mechanical issue. Is that what it feels? Yeah.

That didn't dump fuel. Normally they do. Why would they, I don't know, specific, so they did. They made them fly back over the ocean. They couldn't fly back over urban areas to get back to the airport. And then when they landed, they had the full, like, fire brigade out and everything like that brigade. Were they in a rush to get down?

Like, normally they circle and dump fuel. And they said they rush to get down? Normally they circle and dump you all. They laid it heavy. They said it was some mechanical issue. Yeah, they were there. When she was talking about it, yeah. You might have been in a hurry to land. Yeah, but it's been nuts. I got really fucked over last week.

That's why I missed the podcast. I was here, but I had to sleep all day. But you weren't here here. Yeah, me and Lynn, all four Ruby girls were out of convention and me and Lindsay were on the same flight back to Austin. That was supposed to leave at 3.45 from Philadelphia, get back to Austin at like 6.30.

And we were super excited because we're never home on Sunday nights after conventions. We usually get home at midnight or 11. We had to use the conventions to run through Sunday. Exactly. So we're super excited to get home. We get in the lead at noon on Sunday, saying our flight was canceled.

Not delayed, just canceled. And we're like, OK, cool. So American in the app was like, we're working on rebooking you. Here's some options. And so I just rebooked myself on a 6 p.m. flight and put myself on standby for a 4.30 flight that I didn't get on. And then as I was in, like, talking to one of the customer

service people to see if there was another option for me, it says, oh, your 6 o'clock flight is canceled too. And no other options to get home that night on American at all. Where were you at this point? I was still in Philadelphia. And so I said, fuck it. Great airport by the way. It is a good airport.

Yeah. I said, fuck it. I'm just going to book myself. There's a Delta flight that leaves it at seven. That'll take me to Atlanta and Atlanta to Austin. Get home at midnight as well. That's like, fuck, I'll just do that. Get on the flight on Delta, get to Atlanta,

everything's great. The one leaving Austin's on time, we get on that flight. We're on the airplane and the captain comes on, he's like, so there's some storms in Austin, so we're just gonna circle around Corpus Christi for a little bit while we wait them out. Circle for about two hours Oh, I remember that night. That was that was bad. Yeah, it was like lightning everywhere

So like I'm okay not landing in a city. That's really bad And after about two hours of circling he goes well folks bad news the storms don't look like they're clearing up So we're gonna have to divert to Houston and Stay in Houston And stay in Houston. And stay in Houston. Cause at that point it was 2.30 a.m. But you can drive from Houston. But it's only like, I think you could drive from Houston.

150 miles, that's it. It's crazy, the weather's so different. Oh yeah, and it's funny because while we were landing in Houston, people were getting messages from people and awesomely being like, oh, the storm's gone now. I know. Oh, cool.

So we got to Houston and Lindsay wanted to go get a rental car and drive home. At that point, I was like, I'm too tired to drive, and I don't feel safe on the roads right now. So I booked myself a mega bus that would leave it five in the morning and get back to Austin at nine a.m. And I get a text from Lindsay after an hour, she leads to go get a rental car. She goes every single rental car is booked, every single one, because apparently like a ton of flights got to her.

Also, not cheap to rent a car and drop it off somewhere else. No. And most some car rental companies don't only do it without 24 hours notice. Like, yeah. You could probably still find a car outside of the airport though, right? They're just like a stand-alone rental.

Yeah, but then the one like, they're not going to be open at that time. Like, yeah, that's the car. It's that light. That's fair. So, so she text me and said there's no rental cars left. And so she buys a ticket for the megabus as well. And we uber to a nearby hotel

to where the megabus station is and just like hang out there. We're so fucking tired at this point. And just get on the megabus at five in the morning and like instantly fall asleep. And then I got back to Austin at like nine in the morning. And you didn't do the podcast. And I didn't do the podcast.

I think I texted you in the morning. You were probably still on the bus and I was like, hey, if you don't want to come in, totally understand, just let me know. It was just miserable because when we landed in Houston, there were like, someone from Delta is going to be there to talk to you guys to like help you figure out what to do.

It was one woman and this flight was full. So it was probably like 200 people. And she's like, well, we're going to try to get you guys back on a plane tomorrow morning, you know, the same passengers and everything. But, keep guarantee that we're gonna be able to fight a plane. Yeah. Also, don't know what time it would leave.

And I'm like, I'm not gonna hang out the airport for 10 hours in hopes of a plane arriving. I've heard a lot of theories as to why all this is going on. Gus, do you think it's the planes they took out of circulation? It's a combination of that. Cascading. I mean, that definitely hurts overall capacity. I think Delta having. That was weather. That was weather issue. But I seem to like, there's more weather stuff as well. Oh, yeah. I'm constantly told it's weather. You know, and it's.

I think we that we're, I mean, that's the starting effects of climate change. We're really starting to really Okay, this was kind of get that I like that climate change is now directly affecting the stuff that's causing climate change Oh, that's true like because of fine all the jet fuel burning and the atmosphere and stuff that's really negatively affecting the environment And absolutely is more difficult to fly and I like a solution is to circle for two hours Yeah, we're gonna it's like the storm It's just like well you brought this upon yourself. I also, like, is there an airport in San Antonio? Yeah.

I don't know why they just couldn't go there. SAT. I think my name is a lot closer to Austin. So the storms are probably what of. Because that was another thing that was terrible is there's also storms in Houston. And so the landing, I was like, I'm gonna die. If I was in Antonio as a city,

I would feel very disrespected. Oh, just overall. The Houston airports bigger, I'm sure Delta had a bigger support staff, like to refuel, like more fuel, and the more storage for that plane. We're San Antonio now population. Eight.

It's like think around. Eight largest city in the nation. Still looks. No, we ever fucking talks about it. Yeah, we get so shithole. And even like there's like this shitty little town of the world, Austin, people talk about that way more than talk about't know. It's a shithole. And even like there's like this shitty little town of the road Austin People talk about that way more than talking about San Antonio such as this massive Metroplex and it's got a huge airport and everything

San Antonio got Dallas got used to get Austin. I think even the Austin airports better than the San Antonio airport San Antonio population is 1.5 million damn We should just stop flying 950,000. That'd be great. We got. So more. We got 500,000 on it. What if there was a time where it's like, okay, between these months, no planes can fly.

Yeah, I can see that happening. I can do or like a just a giant limit. I feel like right now we're in the age of convenience and it's all going to go away. Well, I mean, what will happen is if you really want that convenience, you let the market take over and you really put a crazy price tag on it. Right, where you're really paying to offset any damage you're doing. And then you also reduce the number of travelers through market manipulation. I think. It's just unfortunate that for work,

we have to fly for work and it's like, you're just making just massive carbon footprint on the planet. Absolutely. And it's for work. So it's like, I don't even wanna take any of these flights. And it is hard to offset that. Like how much does it cost to offset like a hundred thousand miles of travel?

I don't know. I mean, there's other things too. Like you're flying at that altitude with, you know, that direct exposure to a lot of radiation and everything else. I think my guy got counter with me. You should. You know, I was always said, it's like, if that was a problem, if that was a decent amount of radiation you're receiving when you're up there, we would hear about flight attendants

having problems first. I thought he just came out. The flight attendants have a much. The study just came out, the flight attendants have a much higher influence. Can't start wrestling. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Yikes, yeah.

So. What's the equivalence, like a New York to LA cross country flight? Is the equivalent of a chest X-ray? Yeah, it was not as intranobile they had that scene where they said the same thing. But it was a chest ray, like every two minutes, 24 hours a day.

There are some people who commute to New York from London like every week, they'll do that flight. God. Oh yeah, there's people who like it. There's gotta be more health issues they just haven't discovered yet from flying. Yeah, I would imagine. Like a black oppressor.

I would just think it'd be bad for your brain. I get ahead of myself to fly now. Nisturkulation with the deep vein thrombosis. Didn't Jack get that? I think no, we have a thing to cover up. We think Jack got it, but he got something else. He got it like that. Sticky goo Lego. Blood clot.

Shit. So much what? Blood clot. Shit. I don't know. He's like leg was all mushy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot about it.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I just said, I don't think I experienced that at all. Maybe you wiped it from your memory. I heard a crazy stat that we kind of like a little tour while we were in Hawaii And it was really cool because it's like that's one of the places is active lava There's no active lava right now But I mean active in a geological sense is that there recently there was lava there within the next five million years

It might move no no last year they had an eruption and so we actually got to see one of the craters And the fucking massive just fucking massive. And they go down like these things I'll solve for and everything coming out. Can't speak today. My first time back in the podcast. Monosolola. I thought about you though,

this would drive you insane. So we could see, once you get up high enough, you can see these massive lava flows. They just like, it erupts. And it's gonna go this direction and it can be like half a mile wide in some cases and it just flows until it hits the ocean and then it just starts making you violent.

That's what it's doing. But in the meantime, it just turns everything between the volcano and the sea into a big lava field when it cools. There's black lava rock and over time, then I guess that breaks down and becomes soil but it takes a long time for that to happen. So you just have these places where it's just like

flowing, now solid rock, like a sheet of it. And we said, you know, the person is like, does for their houses, like oh yeah, because you can see there's houses right there. And since our people just like, this is something they accept on the island, they just have insurance for it, because yeah, they have insurance

and they build somewhere else. And I said, yeah, wow, okay, that's got to be crazy. But I guess it's just kind of a fact of life here. He goes, yeah, the real problem is they still own the land. It's under the lava. So the state of Hawaii still charges them property tax. Awesome. Can you imagine that? You can't sell it. You can't sell it. Who's going to buy it? Oh my god. Because it's like in the middle of a fucking lava field. Some good Samaritan should go over them, buy up all that lava land and just open some investor who's got like a million year Invest strategy what you can do is if that's your land you can you're entitled to pre-purchase new land when the lava makes when it hits the ocean

It's yours. You have some beach rent property in 25 million years Holy cow, that's crazy man, but I get it. It seems like something that's like, oh, of course, they, you know, if they still own the land, so somebody has to pay the taxes on it. You make the lava pay, the lava owns the land at that point. And I would like to know if somebody lives in the state of Hawaii, I would like to know if that's really true. Why is lava proof? If you built a house out of X to withstand lava.

Adamantium. Volcano. Unobtainium. I don't know there is. I mean, what what has a higher melting point? A volcano whole lava in. What the earth is made out of. What about tungsten? Oh, what about the space shuttle heat tiles? I don't fly through lava. Why would they get where would it

dissipate the heat to? If you're surrounded by lava, the would they get it? Where would it dissipate the heat to? If you're just surrounded by lava, the heat sink. I saw an amazing photo of a house. I want to say it was in California, so we were there had a wildfire, and the guy was forced to evacuate. And like sometimes the simplest solution to a problem is the best.

He came back and everything was burned down around his house and his house was perfectly fine, green lawn and everything. Because right before he left, he just turned on his sprinklers. That's what they pray for you. You can look at this photo Eric and see if you find it. Look up wildfire sky turns on his sprinklers.

I know they need the water for the water. Go keep the lawn green. Well no, it's not white. Did he just think it was house? Lava coming out of the kill away. Come get more ice cream. There's about 2,140 degrees Fahrenheit. How much?

How much? 2,140 degrees Fahrenheit? That's a lot of Fahrenheit. That's a lot of Fahrenheit. No one speaks Fahrenheit. Everybody does shut up. 1,170 degrees Celsius. Damn.

Space Shuttle tiles. Get up to 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit. So like the same temperature. They should make a movie about this in Lava land. So you can build a house out of space shuttle tiles. And it will survive. I'm just ignoring that. You think it's how they test them. They probably they got to go for the hottest thing on earth. God, is that it? Yeah, that's it.

Oh my God. That's it. I don't mean to be laughing at this. Wait, Eric, just to say where I wasn't. I'm pretty sure it was San Diego, North County. San Diego, they had a wildfire? Are you serious? I know they had one in LA, so in California, I think it's San Diego's just nice little.

Oh, dude, wildfires like crazy back home, man. Really, man? Yeah, that's where I was from. Is burning wearing overalls? No, my shirt, there's a different color than my pants. Chad has asked me for wearing overalls. What? Chad says is burning wearing overalls. No, my shirt. There's a different color than my pants chat is asking for wearing overalls What? Chat chat says is Bernie wearing overall It's because the back of your thing there looks from afar like the same color as your pants. No, it's the yes

I pad yeah, if you hold your hands like this, right? Is that what it is? Yeah, oh it's this go like this my bib I got it. Okay, if you just go like this with it still in there and like go back down to the wide. What do I have to do to make this work for you? There you go. Now it looks like an overalls. Yeah. Why do you? Don't eat it.

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So we were talking about- Got some mixed messages there. Order food, bring it to your house, then it's like, now make your food yourself. You're doing everything every day. Your options now. Your gas lighting, the audience. You gotta make up your mind.

Did you see, we were talking about airports. Did you see that video of the guy who went to the North Korean airport, and he was the only person in the airport. No No, like he showed up to the airport and the airport was locked Why did he go there because he was like visiting North Korea and he was there like he shows up to the airport for his flight with his Handlers and like they can't get into the airport because the doors are locked He's there like knocking on the door

They're like trying to get into the airport and then eventually they find a door that's open They go in and it's like he says that his handlers leave him there because there's nobody in the airport. Why would they be? Because they're not going to let him leave. He said there's two flights a day. There's a flight at 10.30 a.m. and a flight at 10.30 p.m. and he was there for the 10.30 a.m. flight and it was literally just him walking around. It looks like a very modern brand new airport by himself. So how early did he get there? I think he said they were there two or three hours before the flight.

Oh, God. And then eventually people start showing up and then he's walking around and he points out, he's like, there's, he said, I'm kind of hungry. And so I started looking for a place to eat and there's no food in this airport. Just it is like a bus stop. There's like no establishments.

There's no restaurants. I'm like, because they don't want to staff it. He found a convenience store that sells whole fish wrapped up in plastic. He's like, but he's like, I don't want to use that. That's favorite. He's a mother fucker. He brought a whole fish on a plane, sat down next to you. I took it into his steam.

All he could find was coffee. So he had a cup of coffee. I seemed cooked fish. Yes, it looked like it was steamed maybe. Okay. I was just matching a giant of coffee. I assumed cooked fish. Yes, it looked like it was steamed maybe. Okay, I'm just matching like a just giant raw fish. Oh, that'd be such a good, I think we should do the fish video on a plane. You should open up,

you should pull a fish out of your backpack. Get a newspaper, like a wrap it. I mean, it looked like fish and chips from like a chip in England, but it's just a big cooked whole fish. I think, I think raw fish. They probably wouldn't let you on the plane with raw fish, right? Oh my god, it's literally, what do you mean they wouldn't let you know the play with raw fish, right? Oh my god. It's literally what do you mean they wouldn't let you want to play it?

It's not laptop. What do you mean? It's not like this. If you go into the x-ray, the guys look at the monitor. It's you and the this guy. I get a lot of a cartoon. Your bag goes through it. It's like, they didn't train me for this. I think you would get questioned. I think you would be like, that was one of the illegal things in the UK.

You were here for that one, right? A whole fifth. Fendling a salmon in a suspicious manner? No, what? That's illegal in England. You can't suspiciously pick up a salmon. You cannot handle a salmon in a suspicious manner. There was a guy who made a video

like you're gonna fuck it, or what's a suspicious manner? It's open interpretation. There's a guy who made a video that was just like breaking old archaic laws in England and that was one of them Another one was you you cannot wear a suit of armor in a parliament or you'll be beheaded So yeah Back in the old days right like your policeman has to give you a hat to piss in if you're pregnant or something Yeah, he did talk about that one that That's what I've heard that one.

It was the Bambi Todd hat. Yeah. Have you, this reminds me, have any of you watched a border security on Netflix? Bore security? Border security? A border. No.

Broom. It's basically covers border patrol agents or border security agents. Broom. Broom. In different US cities. So there's like I think like the JFK airport the like drive Border crossing in Detroit and like two or three other places and it's fascinating because you would love the show

I live that show If you would love about people who just keep stuff it's called horror Fuck you guys that show for everyone. If you want to show about people who just keep stuff, it's called horror. Horror, horror, horror. Horror. Fuck you guys. Fuller, dirt. I went, I went to a restaurant, are some food. Hahaha.

Horror. Was it Molo Salala, Levic? Mono Salala, yeah, Bernie was it. That's the word I was saying. I'm helping you out here, Barbara. Mono Salala, how are you? How are you? How are you saying it now? Mono Sal to punch back. How are you saying it now?

Monosilolabic. Why are you saying it now? Why are you adding another law? I'm not monosilabic. La la la la la. And now how is it in the dictionary? What does that mean? I'm saying it like it's in dictionary.

You think I'm just making a board? Yes. Who is it? I'm 180 on what you're doing early. That's la lighting. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck am I talking? Monos to Latin.

I just looked it up. How do you pronounce the capital of North Korea? Do you want to know? I know you know. Want to go? Want to go? Anybody? It's Pyongyang?

Yes. Is that right? Yeah. All right. Look at me. Pyongyang me Pyongyang Well, it's a capitol. You know that cuz he Yang capital you crane. I Have no clue

I do your clicks I crane. Keeve is it so yeah, what a Never key of his it is home of chicken Kiev Is it really they really come from there? I don't know I don't know either no fucking idea Is it really? Did it really come from there? I don't know. I don't know either. No fucking idea. Should I, but what's good?

I just watched it. The show? Yeah. You want more episode left? What did you say? I have one more episode left. Oh. Oh, were you turned out it was all a dream?

Spoiler. They just show the world in the end. It's a really, really, really great mini-series. And I wish there was more mini-series. I did think episode full was a waste of time. I can't remember what happens in episode four. Is that the dog one? Yeah. No, that's not a waste of time.

That really drew a lot of people. We had to fast forward through a lot of that. You fast forwarded? It was hard to watch the dog stuff. Is it because the dog was the people? Skinmo off? The people I'm fine with. Watching them turn the ghouls.

But I think this is how most people feel. Dogs getting hurt or killed. I'm out. It's kind of weird though, right? Yeah. We like care more about dogs. But at least that one guy, you know, he's like, don't let them suffer. Yeah, I don't want to see you doing that. Like he was very specific about, like, you didn't, don't let them go away out.

Yeah. Westworld. That guy has the best nose on television. He's, yeah, No, it's girls. I spotted him again. I spotted him when he was in Westworld and called it like immediately who he was because they just played, it's a way out, no way out. Oh, way out.

A way out. Yeah. And then he shows up in Chernobyl. I was like, that's him. And I was just like, it's not him. I go, it's right at him. The funny thing is, Michael and I played a way out and we were just laughing at the character model.

Like, who looks like that, and it's actually based on that guy, 100% of notice. Which is why he's so memorable, when you see him on screen as himself, you're like, oh, absolutely. Yeah, that is. That game, I liked that, it was a fun experience,

I didn't like the way it ended, because I wouldn't have ended it that way. Just the way the story played out, it was definitely different. It was a high emotional ending. Because stuff doesn't end great a lot of the time. Yeah. Ending's hard. Oh, that's amazing. It's because everyone has their own expectations. I saw Blaine ranting about the end of a Neon Genesis Evangelion the other day. I think he had been warned about the end of that show. Oh, really? Does it bad? It's a lot of people are very controversial.

Recommending good omens for another miniseries. Oh, actually good omens. Good omens. Did you guys start watching it? No, she's a big fan. Yeah. Oh shit. You already watched it? Yeah, you watched it. You watched it. You kept that quiet. How many episodes is this? He does this. He's gone. This is where married now. You can't do this. The Zen Netflix. Did you watch it on my account? Did you watch it on your account?

It's Amazon. You're getting confused. It's the fact that Netflix canceled it. Oh yeah, there was a petition that apparently- I never said Netflix. A group of Christians started, I think, to get Netflix to cancel Good Omen's's even though it's an Amazon Prime show. And so I think Netflix was like, will cancel Good Omen's if Amazon cancels.

That's so stranger thanks. That is so modern, like modern outrage and they can't even like direct their outrage in the right place. Yeah. I saw the greatest clip, which I'm sure you guys have maybe even talked about. I don't think the RT podcast has been out Since this happened but off topic he definitely has did you see the clip of the Australian Morning show where he asked the classroom for the kids. Oh Yeah, and it looked like there's a little bit of a cut there

He goes to one kid and the cut the kid goes laser beam and oh Yeah, I've never heard of KBF famous which is really fucking funny and I'm glad that land and retweet it got it's really amazing but the more I thought about who talks to a kid like that a national TV how how famous is that guy is Latin like one thousand times more famous that's modern media the the dude who's on TV. So he's like, hey, tell me somebody famous. You're famous YouTuber.

Ah, whatever. Meanwhile, his industry is burning down around him. Every child, every school knows who Lannan is. And then this chump shows up with a microphone. And they're like, who's this dude with the TV camera? I hate the idea that people have where, if they've never heard of this person, they can't possibly be famous.

They can't be that famous. They're literally my personal world view. But also, it's like, they can't possibly be famous. They can't be that famous. They literally would be famous. My personal world view. But also, it's like, it doesn't matter what the question is. You're posing a question to kids on national TV. It's like, who can name a dinosaur? Here, how about you? Well, we man, if I get dinosaur!

I'm not even two, I'm just as he's walking away. Dama. He's like, that's a Tony hat. That kid was probably like, oh shit We gotta find that kid and just like Send him every piece of merchandise in the world It's awesome to land in like, to eat it Cause at least the kid probably got some good feelings out of that

Hope so But that's shitty I mean imagine when you're like a little kid like that Yeah, that's cars you're like for years You're gonna be thinking about that He's not TV, well maybe not anymore Maybe landed saved it for him But god, what a dick. What an absolute dick. I was a teacher to grab the mic and shove that up his ass.

No, you know that teacher's sick of hearing about laser beam. Put those kids in their place. They're like, they're like, they're being taken to the stupid dance. Oh my god. Weird generation. Did you all read that story the other day about that guy in there was a police report out of Alabama where a man kept an attack squirrel in his apartment. Hell yeah. And fed it in meth so that it would just like be crazy and

attack people. So police showed up to like arrest the guy because the legal have a pet squirrel. How did they know he had him? I guess they think you put it on social media. They couldn't drug test the squirrel. Like they had no way of knowing whether or not it was on meth. So they just let it go outside. So somewhere in Alabama, it's probably this squirrel going through meth with a draw. That's awesome.

Oh my God. It is interesting how stuff affects animals like it affects people. Like how many animals out there just like don't see well. Right. Like how many animals need glasses and no ones? Or like how many things in history died of a broken arm? Right. If you're if you're arm broke, that'd be horrible.

That'd be just like if you just know it affix it, like even people, if you're, you know, a caveman, you don't have to set an arm or get it to, you know, heal properly. It's like, yeah, I broke my arm, now it's literally broken for the rest of my life. Just because I, I kept it. Has that ever been a blind fly?

Probably. Or if like they start to like lose like parts of the lexagons or whatever they have their eye, they like to lose some of them. It's near sighted. I recently read that birds can see the magnetic field. Wow. Well, we can see it sometimes right. I guess we can see the Aurora Borealis. That's not magnetic though. Is it? It's like like not the magnetic. Is it this? is why do you only see the poles? I've always thought it was magnetic as well You're seeing the you know the impact of the magnetic field the magnet field is

Surprising and in what it looks like to me. Everything else just seems to like circle the earth the fact that magnetic field is like Two handles around the earth. The fact that Magnetic Field is like, two handles around the earth is funny. Very funny, just like. I wasn't expecting it as a kid. Like if we had another sense, that would be it, right? Like the sense of magnetism, being able to field magnetic fields. Well, you could have used a couple of other methods.

Why not just say you have that sense and just call it a sense? If you have that sense, okay. Fucking don't get a slight meal over there. I'm not fighting with you dude. You try, I know what you're trying to do with it. You're making them senses. You know what you're trying to do. I see it.

I've been away for a while and you got, I don't know, you get upset. Maybe jealous that I got married or something like that. Now you're like making little cat comics. No, you, you jealous, you didn't get to marry you. That's what it is. I don't want that, that's fine. What sense would you want? How many couples have you married? I don't know, I think you're like making little cat comics. No, you should also you didn't get to marry you. That's what it is. I want that. That's fine.

How many couples have you married? I don't know. I'm fine. I find him to fly. I dare you to fly. Actually, that was enough. You have to fly. Actually, we flew her mom and dad.

So that was it. And then Teddy, JD was on a trip already. Like a camp thing that he couldn't get out of. And for reasons I can't explain, I'll be always explaining it in about two weeks. I had a thing going on at the NMA that dates were fucking moving around on it and all the stuff. And I was kinda, we were secretly trying to plan this date

and it kept like moving and Ashley was being very patient. She was being very patient the entire time. You also being very understanding of the shifting date. You were like, I'll see what I could do. And everyone was like, yeah, great. You see what you could do. And then you told everyone why you wanted to not move it. And everyone was like, I shouldn't move that.

I know. But it was like one of these things. It was, I'll be able to better explain it in RTS. Yes. It was a joy of these things it was it would I'll be able to better explain it in RTX. Yes It was a joy of travel a bunch of Yeah, but there'll be a whole episode of the travel for the for that thing that I'm very excited for all the things we're announcing at RTX Yeah, especially that thing because we got to hear a little Little thing about it today. We had the all hands meeting today. Yes, and the team of RTX events got up and they said,

you don't forget RTX in two weeks and everybody goes, yeah, like you're in the blue, like two weeks. 10 days. 10 days, so much stuff to do, so much stuff to you. That'll be great. And you can come see it. Oh, at RTX event.com, you can buy a ticket. Wait, you can see people like us, go ahead.

Oh. What? rtx event.com you can buy it take it. Wait, you can see people like us go in. Oh, so, uh, who is this in chat? Uh, Kairon 723 said, uh, we should rename it Gus lighting. You should because you're yeah, can you do it? Why are we doing on a light name that person who does it? Dan, Tara said we should call this episode. Don't gaslight me bro.

And the whole good one. Eric right it down. Listen, that total wrong thing is the real deal man. That's doing absolutely nothing. Gus Lide. It's the real real deal. It does nothing.

We have, it's almost like we have bigger lights overpowering. It's really good. It's kind of impressive how much that takes away from that though. Gus Lide. Oh there, you kind of see it. All right, get the hell out of here. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about Chernobyl and like,

it's weird the impact that things have. A lot of other things. Might have mentioned this the first time we talked about Chernobyl, and like, it's weird the impact that things have, a lot of other things. Might have mentioned this the first time we talked about Chernobyl many moons ago, but we read this article about how animals are thriving in the exclusion zone because there's no humans there. Like, literally, humans are worse than radioactive fallout. That's how bad humans are for everything else on the planet.

Like, when you take the humans out, it doesn't matter what else is there, it's still better for animals. I heard something about, I think it was you guys who mentioned this, how influencers wanted to go to Chernobyl to take pictures. We talked about that, but surely that couldn't have happened. Now, you can get on tours to go.

They're not legal tours, sure. No, there's absolutely legal tours. It's quote-unquote safe ever since 2011 to go. Isn're not legal toys show. No, there's absolutely legal toys. It's it's it's quote unquote safe ever since 2011. To go isn't I think I think the only precaution you have to take is you have to leave your shoes there and you can't touch anything. Then it's not safe. That's the opposite of safe. It was like when we filmed over at that shitty building over there where they were like if there's a pile of shit on the floor, don't disturb it. You know what? Yeah, but that's not like,

oh, this will give you cancer or make it. That would. I was trying to get a blanket. Okay, drink it. The, the, you tell about, we get that was bar none the stupidest thing I've ever seen anyone in the history of this company try to do. Was we were in like an abandoned warehouse essentially is what it is. And Blaine found a jar of pickles, but no pickles in it, just pickled juice.

So it was a jar of yellow fluid and in the bin. Absolutely homeless piss. It was absolutely, it was. Why were the homeless person pissing a jar? They just pissed on the ground. That's how I was there. They just were there.

Who's in the bin at warehouse and finished as their pickles and puts away neatly and sets it there. And he was gonna drink it again. You're gonna pay him one of these your astronomically stupid bets. And he was gonna do it. That was when I got worried. That's when I was like, well, if you do it, you can't. That's when I was like, if you don't fit 200, you do it for two grand. I mean, wait, the other way. Two grand enough for 200.

I was just trying to get it down. You're a terrible negotiator. But, uh, I think he was gonna do it. And then you had to stop him. That's by the way, Gavin has two moves that he does, which is he introduces shit, and then it confuses other people, and then he makes five of them for being confused.

One had nothing to do with his fucking thing to begin with. The only thing he does is he throws out these numbers on bets, like, drink the pickle juice, pay $1,000. I'll do it for $1,000, like $500. And he said, you don't get to go down. You always do. You always do. If I'm fronting the money, which I don't wanna pay,

because I don't really wanna watch anyone do that, you just find out the price. But, you know, if you'll do something for a grant, you don't have for 900. But if you move out, you don't come down. What's the biggest bet you've made that you've had to pay someone to do? That's a huge question.

It's like 200. Was it Michael doing the barbecue sauce? No, surely it could have been something bigger than that. I feel like I've done 200 before. I found a private tour of Chernobyl. Enjoy an all-inclusive full-day tour of Chernobyl with a private guide. Provided, private transportation takes you from your Kiev hotel to Chernobyl and Kopachi village stay for a complimentary Cancer Ukrainian lunch they continue on to Pripyat follow your guy through haunting sites seemingly frozen in time including a department store music park radar station

Balbalbalbal 102 bucks 102 dollars. Yeah, why the two? What like? No sad is the those people left their homes thinking it'd be like, I'll be back in a few weeks. Never went back. It was never safe. And then a bunch of people just stole that shit. Right people loaded, but then it's like I mean enjoy all the cancer you'll get nicking that stuff and if you keep it enjoy the cancer that it'll give you over time What if they ended up selling it like that's one of the things I wondered when I got that guy It was like that can't give you at the time. What if they ended up selling it? Like that's one of the things I wondered when I got that guy or counter. It was like,

what introduced into society and other places? Right, right. What if like someone had jewelry, they melted it down, made a new piece of jewelry. It's like now you've got like a radioactive piece of gold because someone stole something from Pripyat. God, there's just so many bits in Chernobyl, where it's like, when that guy's holding the piece of graphite,

see, that's the difference between people and animals, though, is I feel like a lot of people, like, you idiot, don't pick that up. Even though there's no way that guy can know not to pick up that piece of graphite. Right. Also, it's like, because it wasn't there.

They're like, oh poor dog. Impossible, isn't that? Oh, poor dog. If you're not educated, radiation is the hardest thing to get your head around. 100%. Invisible, it just ruins you from the core, and it's completely invisible. It's like electricity that can walk around.

Is what it is. And you can go anywhere. It's like, if you gave electricity a car, that's what it is. It's so difficult to try to wrap your head around. I thought they did a good job in the show of trying to explain the danger, especially early on when that one scientist says, it's like a hundred a hundred million, billion trillion bullets have been fired into the air and are now all about to fall down, right? Everywhere around us.

Yeah. Yeah, I was reading an interesting, because I was just, I think this show, number one, makes you want to find out more about radiation and like other things that happened and why haven't it snowful. But I was reading about a guy who, he basically was very close to nuclear, it was radioactivity at ruin him, but he didn't die, it wasn't like the one of the first waves to die, he lived for a bit. But what it did to his body is that it ruined his chromosomes

and DNA so they couldn't make new cells. And then he had a transplant of some white blood cells, I think they like, fixed the decay, but because he wasn't making any new cells, it just meant that he was on a finite body. Wow. He just couldn't make any more of himself, and that was it. Like he didn't have an immune system, and he wouldn't make any new cells. So he was just like running down a body that doesn't regenerate.

And that would be so weird, just be like, well, I can't make any more of this. Right. So you're going to cut your cat, right? You can't, you can't heal, and you won't ever regenerate anything. You were super power over. Yeah. And your body decayed at here. Stop growing. I don't know. You can't, you can't then when if someone's just like, you don't do that anymore, you're just like, oh my god, I feel great now, but like what am I gonna feel like in a week?

It's like all of a sudden losing, like if you had health insurance your whole life and then not having it, you're like, I need to be very careful with everything. I'm looking at the age of everything in your body. The skin is the newest thing typically. So his skin just stopped growing. Yeah.

And his skin just fell off. Absolutely. It's like when that happens, you will never feel as good as you do right now. Yeah. And his skin just fell off. Absolutely. It's like when that happens, like, you will never feel as good as you do right now. Yeah. But you will only feel worse from this point on. Yeah. Which you already, that's life to begin with, but it's on a much accelerated scale. Well, like as you get older, you stop developing collagen as much, right?

Is that why you know along those stretchy? Yeah, that's why I like things start to sag. I don't know. I don't think it's you'd stop developing it completely or just like it slows down. You're shitty at making it. Yeah. Here, let me read this thing. I'm wondering when the SIPSOS receive podcasts

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Did you see that video that a Simone girth put out the test the pickup one? She converted a Tesla Model 3 into a pickup. Yeah, it's awesome She's a girl who had the brain tumor, right? Yeah. Make her own. Many shitty robots. She's so badass. Yeah. Super cool video. I'd like, I guess, you know, test some valuing a truck at some point later this year. So I took it upon herself to confer her own model three. I really love it. Yeah. Yeah. It was a super cool idea. There was a weird coincidence with that where I had a couple weird coincidences just recently, but this is one a while ago with the Simone Gertz. I think it's Gertz, right?

I sent Gavin, because Gavin and I, I don't know, we were going to be in an event with her before for sure, and I thought Gavin might know her. And like a week before I sent him a photo of her, it was like a portrait that was done I go, does one of her eyes look like it's different now? Something seems different about it. And do you remember this that I sent him a photo of her, it was like a portrait that was done. I go, this one of her eyes look like it's different now, something seems different about it. And do you remember this that I sent it to you? And like literally a few days later, she announced,

yeah, people were commenting that in my last video, then my eye looked swollen or something like that. And that's when she announced that she had, yeah, she had a brain tumor, yeah. Oh my God. What's your name, it? She went back in a second time. She went in a surgery, put some of it at the North Pole,

or something like that. Yeah. Oh, I mean, she has, surgery, put some of it at the North Pole. Well, something like that. She did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. She has such an incredible attitude. I was at North Pole, though, I'm talking to her, something. But I had a really weird thing that happened to me.

I went to Chicago where the second city improv theater is. And when it's second city, and they have a thing called Harold Ramos Film School there. It's relatively new compared to second city improv theater is. And once second city and they have a thing called Harold Ramos Film School there. It's relatively new compared to second city. But like you walk down those halls and like all the pictures on the wall, it's so fucking crazy. It's like Bill Murray and John Belushi and Tina Fey and Jason Zadekis and Steve Carell.

Like all these people that have mentored that second city theater in Chicago. And I spoke for, it was a long time. It was, they called it a master class. Tell me, funny for that. I didn't name it that. They, so it was like two hours, then we did a lunch break, and then another two hours after that,

just like long discussions about media and all this other stuff. And at the end of it, there's a guy who, I don't think really knew much about Rucherti beforehand. He walked at me, he said, yeah, because your stuff's crazy. It's like cool to see how things can change, because I think the people who spoke before me, one of them was Eugene Levy, and then another one was Judd Apatow. So, glad they finally got somebody legitimate,

like a web influencer, like me, to come in and like really shore up their program for them. Oh, there's you. But he, yeah, that's it. And it was, that's not, that's the hallway. But we actually went inside of rooms. Let's just stay on the floor. I don't think this is anything.

This is like, you're kind of like this, like, kind of like a warehouse aesthetic to it, you know, because it's a theater. But this guy at the end of it walks up to me, hands me a folded up piece of paper, and says, the whole time you were talking, that was the guy said, like your stuff, it's crazy to what you can do with media these days, because, and the whole time you're talking about, like, getting started and like your stuff, it's crazy what you can do with media these days because, and the whole time you're talking about like getting started and like video games and all that stuff, there's a playwright,

I think you would really like her work and he hands me this folded up piece of paper. I opened it up, it was my prom date in high school. He just, she's a playwright and he had just like written down her, written down her name and handed to me. And I was like, is this, are you messing with me? He's like, why, what? And he kind of got like worried that he offended me. and I was like, is this, are you messing with me? He's like, why, what?

And he kind of got like worried that he offended me. And I was like, I know her. She's like one of my best friends in high school. Why do you do this? Because I'm holding a piece of paper. Oh, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna be the same. Are you threatening me?

I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,

I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you you threatening me? See, I'm looking at it and I say, because, is that better? No, I remember my prom date. Oh, I see what you're doing. You made it weird now. You made it weird. No, I was. Don't you got slide up. Shut, you two.

Look at you. They made it weird. He's got slide and gaslight. I knew what you were doing. He's on the trip where he's trying to do it. Gus people have been saying that about you. If you really think about it, was that true that I said guess letting first or have you been saying it?

Maybe think about it. Why are you guys so good at guess like? What have a lot of known each other a long time? Yeah, I know, I know. But that's crazy coincidence. That is crazy. Crazy coincidence, that would happen. So, and I wrote her about it

and told her the whole funny story and she didn't write me back. So, it's been a week now. She just didn't know her like. You're like, what? Excited for our KXW and he most excited about an RTX. Showing the stuff. Yeah. I like it.

It's nice making videos and putting on the internet and then hearing silence and comments. But to have a room full of people watch stuff is great. I love that every day. In person reactions. It's amazing. Great for comedy stuff. It really is, because then you hear people laugh.

You don't get to hear that when you put out a video. Or you get to act as stuff too and hearing people react. No. So curious, do you get that, have you ever shown a slomo guys video in front of a live audience? Yes. And do you show the entire thing or do you just show the bits?

I'm showing like cut downs, snipets. And people like, you've got to go, oh my god. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that. I have to go to like some kind of talk where you do that. Lots of ooze and ice. Show out takes, field, field attempts. Put out and you want to.

Yeah, the giant balloon. Inside the giant balloon. Yes. Inside the giant balloon. Yep. Is the giant balloon June still? One video, yeah, sure. That was the reason to do a giant balloon June. Yeah, it's fear I wait to film inside the balloon. So I just had a long lens, poked in the hole.

It was really difficult to make. Hot, yeah. What? One lens poked in the hole. I'm really excited for the Rooster Teeth panel. We haven't really done a Rooster Teeth panel at RTX 4. No, we've never done one before. That's a Rooster Teeth panel.

That's a good question. Well, you know how there's the Achievement Hunter panel. And there's been the Funhouse panel. Well, now that we have the RTE animation panel. The comedy group who makes shorts in our T-Life and all these different pieces of content put on the Rooster Teeth YouTube channel. Yeah, basically the Rooster Teeth panel. Whatever's on the Rooster YouTube channel. Yeah, basically the Rishi whatever's on the Rishi YouTube channel. That's the Rishi T panel. Yeah. This is on the Rishi. Well, this has a separate panel. Yeah, that's separate. No, but the

will be on it. You can you're going to be on this panel. I feel you at least come by for the end of it. I'm on this panel. The Rishi panel. I'm just trying to get you to it. Yeah, I think you're free. I've made sure that you were free. Mr. Gavin free. He's always free. Oh, so that's what you know. You do not have to, you do not have to do it. I'm gonna talk to you about it later. I mean, if I'm free, I'm,

well, I'm gonna be having meetings. Well, I was about to do it. I don't know, maybe you're getting from place to place. Different panels. That's the thing is, I've been trying to express the people is like, there's some people that work here that are actually still relatively new to them and they're like, hey, can you just,

we saw you have an hour between these two things, can you just come across the street to the coop and be here for like half an hour? I'm like, I couldn't get across the street in an hour and back. I couldn't do it. Unless you put into a metal box and we don't want to do that across the street.

I hate doing that. You can't get a, are you? Oh, that'd be cool if you're like, they just open up the box and you come like charging out like a wild animal. I want to kind of want to do that now. Yeah, should that use that that could be your entrance with the podcast. I'm okay. It's like Hannibal Lecter style like stress to the thing. The mask on. Yeah, let's do it. We'll work on that. Oh, sorry. So I stopped doing that

on the other side of the gas banging on my stuff. Is there an old man panel this year? I don't think so. There's an old man panel. People can bring it up, but I don't think there is one. What's old man panel? It's like me and Jeff and Gus and Matt. Joel. Found us. Yelling up the sky. Yeah. Founder and co-found us panel. Stupid stupid stupid. Yeah. I I'm assistant to the founder. I'm replaying Melody a solid five right now and you know before that y'all were making fun of me because I was playing a lot of factorial and I don't know if I showed you this Bernie but someone made a working very rudimentary 3d game

engine in factorial. You showed me a share. Please tell me about it. Yeah, it's like almost like locally is boardy the way. Wolfenstein 3D level graphics where it's like you can see and move around. It's got a simple multiplayer map where two people can fight against each other and try to shoot each other. It's like they made a very basic first person shooter inside just like a resource gathering game, which is wild to me.

It's like, I saw Seth Bling made Minecraft playable in a chest. It's like that level of stuff or just like so. Someone sent me that and also a clip from me from years ago where I was like, how long until someone makes Minecraft in Minecraft? Well, they didn't. They still don't finally did it.

You can always count on Seth Bling to do some crazy Minecraft stuff. He's also just speedrunning himself. Yeah, and he's also, he's done some crazy Super Mario stuff. Like, I think he broke Super Mario World and like was able to execute his own code in it. He, he, but is he the person who made it learn that he made it, made a program that could learn how to do the level? I got, I got some knowledge, man.

I used to just watch him because he, because he was a bloke who made a toaster in Minecraft. But he's actually like, he got all this some knowledge man. I used to just watch him because he's because you're bloke who made a toaster in Minecraft and he's actually like all this crazy programming knowledge. Yeah, that's like I can't even be like if I sat down and you were like make Minecraft and Minecraft. What? I don't even know what. What? What? I guess you need some dirt. I barely know how to work a repea. Yeah, the coop. Yeah, I bailed in there how to work a repeat. You know the coop? Yeah, I'll stop by the coop. I'm gonna be there for a little while. The coop has such a cool theme this year. It's like a...

Can we save it? Yeah, I think it's the... I think this has been shown. It's kind of like a 90s video store kind of theme, 80s, 90s. And all of like the shirts are gonna be in like little video cassette boxes and stuff like that. I think I'm gonna try to get a little iPhone tripod because I have some of those from my blog, give them to some people and see if we can live stream from the panel.

Like just like, we do that live video on Instagram, right? Yeah. Let's try it. All those signals are gonna be garbage. I got Wi-Fi. You're trying it. What did you get Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi won't work in that.

What'd you be mad if the next... Well, it always worked in there. If the next medium was tape, if it went from like 4K Blu-ray to like an 8K tape VHS. Yeah, that would be bad. I think that was cool. No, that's cool. That's the cool.

That's the thing. They're wearing it out. They don't remember what it was like. Do you got a rewind chance of VHS? We get the rewinds. That's the real ones, that's the last one. There's no chapter select there is just a fuss photo Of rewinds on its own if you let it play if you let VHS just run to the end

It's a lottery only if they had auto rewind dude not only do you think the next VHS won't have auto rewind? I think the next VHS won't have 8k. How about that? I don't think there's I can't even go every stop there's it's wrong with you. If you look, talk to me like I'm the fucking idea here. I think we so cool. Yeah, but I would love to see it five years from now. People look back at this podcast in this exact moment when we have

the I will eat an eight K tape on set if the next home video format is an eight K tapes now. Hey, you're saying let's have a big war. If it exists, that's why if you sing the standard, the standard, if it's all if we're all going to buy the next Avengers movie, 8K, I want to start an 8K tape company and sponsor the Rooster Podcast. What if this time around? It's just be a max the wins beta max beta max max. You're assuming that the

alpha beta, you say beta. Yeah, beta. You're going to the say alpha for that you say beta. Yeah, beta. You're gonna need dead formats that come back. Beta. You can fail all the tape tapes of. No, you can't digital tape. That was one of the ones Titanic came on two tapes remember that? Well, it's not the same standard now.

You still backshade up to tape. Tape's good still. It's not the same kind of tape. Maybe it will be maybe we digital tape Gus. There's not the same kind of tape. Maybe it will be. Maybe it will be digital tape, Gus. There's no word in that. Man, TV. I remember we first started making movies that those video files were just so fucking big.

And it was like a four gig hard drive. It was a massive hard drive. So we had a back shit up on tape. Take 32 hours to back something up. And it was a fucking nightmare. And I wanna say it wrote faster than it read. For some reason, read speeds were different. Yeah. I, when I was in- Good written. And I want to see you wrote faster than it read. First time reading. First time reading. First time reading.

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First time reading. First time reading. First time reading. First time reading. First time reading. First time reading. First time reading. I just tried and upload that, but the maximum file size on each tape is only 128 gigs. Hmm. Really? Yeah, my H.264 was like 60 gigs. That's pretty impressive, because you can upload like, Uno the movie now in theaters. No.

What was that? Three hours before. Yeah, it's like three hours, right? So how many gigs is that? That was only 720, well, that was only 1080. Yeah, I guess a lot of like the actual, like 4.8 gigs seems to be like a sweet spot. That's like one layer of a DVD. Oh, that would make sense.

Yeah. That was where they do that way. How thick is the tape that you back up to? It's thick. This much. But new VHS will be like double that. And what does that get to? Gavin?

Like what do you know about that? Why would it have to be a thicker tape? Just fit more on it. Why could it just be a denser tape? Yeah. What do you mean? How do you get about that? Why would it have to be a thicker tape? Fit more on it. Why could it just be a denser tape? Yeah, what do you mean? How do you get a denser? You get more? Oh my god. I think hard drive work. Hard drives are this big. They get more capacity than I'm over time. How? Do you think they would just they ship them in

1995 this size because they were building for the future? Let me I understand what you say. That's great, but imagine if a hard drive was this big More planners, but then you can't fit it in like a home computer right Not a big chest already existed in the past and was already a set size So if you get a lot of stuff on a tape this big Imagine what you could do on tape this big sure why not just get a tape the size of a truck then? Why not just do that dude? It's just the size of a dumb truck

and you need a fucking brain to lift it. Why did you make your house out of a tape? And it's like all the movies you wanted, you lived in them. Oh, your house was magnetic and you could just run shit up and down it and it would just change it. And you could record stuff on the walls.

Yeah, and it might randomly make a blockbuster movie and you could make it would just change it. You could of course stuff on the walls. Yeah, and it might randomly make a blockbuster movie and you could make money when you distribute it. Tape is the future. I'm over it. I'm done. Chad has gone nuts about Uno the movie. Is it Uno the movie or the Uno movie? I know the Uno the movie.

Yeah. So there are a number of videos over the course of the history of Rucherti that I will go back and like, just check on every now and then. Like, what this one doing what's this one like views wise yeah and what are my pet favorites is the billion view video because I just thought that was a really funny fucking idea yeah yeah that because I thought for sure the audience would go nuts and like like set a box to watch it and stuff like that I love going back and look at him to see how well they're performing who know the movie is the only one that when I go back and I look at it and it's gone up another million views.

I'm like, what am I doing? What is this? I think they've watched it in the movie. No. Currently a good movie. 7.3 million views. Oh my god. It's not even our longest video. It's not a longest video by far. We've been plenty of longer videos.

Like every 50th turn, Mary or far is longer. I just imagine though, somebody like 7 million people while we were like 500 thousand people watching it 14 times. You know, and they were three hours, three hours and I was like, I'm like, what are you going on? Something that I'm stressed with is you guys,

Achima Hunter, being able to do, who knows the movie and it's on IMDB, and people finding it. Wasn't it like the top rated movie for a while or like the top comedy? Yeah, I think it was confusing them. And then you guys made that fucking hot dog stand restaurant. It became like the most reviewed restaurant in Austin.

Yeah, or in Texas or something. Like the actual best hot dog place in Austin, probably Frank or Casino or something good. Frank I think is out of, they're gone. in Austin, probably Frank, well, casino, something good. Frank I think is out of, they're gone. Okay. Well, it's all them, but they only had like 1100 reviews. Also, it was like four stars. 20,000.

Wait, if I went to a place and there was a hot dog restaurant that had thousands upon thousands of reviews and it was 4.8 or 4.9, whatever it was, I would absolutely go to the hot dog. Yeah. And I think, didn't somebody do that? There was a real review in there going, I went there and I can't find this place

and I don't think it exists. Oh, that's like somebody's afternoon. And we kind of went to them up a hot dog. They just didn't find it. You know, they've been the greatest day of your life. So like, somebody opens the door and they, hey, you want the hot dog. Somebody comes with his kid.

You saw you review and you want the hot dog. You'd been like, hell yeah, look at this dude, a hot dog. Someone opens the door and I'm like, hey, you want the hot dog? Somebody comes with his kid. You saw you reviewing what he wants the hot dog. You'd been like, hell yeah, look at this dude, a hot dog. Where are the buns? It's like, like, ripelings through the kitchen. Look at the. It's like all your weapons and everything you're going to. Yeah. Even though the movie hit Curly, it's 9.5 on IMDB.

Okay. How much? How much would effort would this be? To put it on tape. To officially sell another movie on a VHS from the RISC store. You can't have a VHS movie that long. Yeah, Titanic bitch. Yeah, two tapes it. Okay.

That's got to be really cheap. Honestly, Gus, we could just cut it off at like 120 minutes and I don't think everybody would watch it anyway. We're gonna get a VHS player and do it. Sure, let's do it. Let's uh, we'll, I was gonna say digitize, but you're gonna see where the rest of the movie analog is in there.

Well, analog, analog it, analog it. All right, that's it. I'm done. I want to go, let's finish this wrap this up. All right, thanks for watching everybody. We'll see y'all next time. Come on RTX. Bye. Bye! Do you like apples? Examples. Alright, examples. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast.

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