Rooster Teeth Podcast - Elyse's Death Emoji - 620

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock This is a rooster teeth production Hey everyone welcome to the receipt podcast. We're back. It's me. I'm Gus. Oh, I'm Gavin. I'm Chris. And I'm Elise filling in for no, give your release. You're not filling in for anyone. Okay. And I'm going to switch away. Yeah, that's enough of that embarrassment. How's everyone doing? Everyone ready for yet another podcast from the comfort of our own homes?

Yeah. Yeah, why not? I went out. I did something the other day. No, you didn't. What you got? I got a I got a flu shot. Okay.

That's that tracks. I saw my doctor a few weeks ago when I heard my shoulder and I want to go see him about it. And he convinced me he was like, he's like, you know, a good idea to get a flu shot this year just because of COVID and everything. And I was like, yeah, that does sound like a good idea. And he's like, make sure you get it mid to late November. I was like, yeah, I am going to get it mid to late November.

And I went to go get it the other day and I went to a pharmacy and with a pharmacist, you know, gets the injection everything. He's like, he's getting everything set up. He's like, making small talk. He's like, you get a flu shot every year? I was like, no, it's actually, I can't remember the last time I did. I said, my doctor just said it might be a good thing to get this here. He says, a lot of people coming out to get flu shots this year. I don't, I can't remember the last time I did. I said, my doctor just said it might be a good thing to get this year. He says, a lot of people coming out to get flu shots this year.

I don't understand why. And I said, what do you mean? He goes, well, everyone's staying home and everyone's wearing masks. So I don't think anybody's going to really have to worry about the flu. And I felt like the biggest idiot in the world. I was like, oh, he's like, well, whatever,

if you want a flu shot, that's why I'll give it to you. I was like, well, I'm for kind of already here. I guess. I think the thinking is, if you do end up someplace where you might get COVID, you'd also have a danger of getting the flu. And if you got them both at the same time, it'd be bad. I guess so, but I'm not, I'm hopefully not going to get either of them, I guess. I think you're doing their responsible thing. And I've heard stories of people who say I don't know how I got COVID So I can imagine the same thing when applied at the flu to So anyway, they responsible get a flu shot even if the pharmacist guilt you let me ask you this Gus Are you on a first-name basis with your doctor?

No, I don't know if I've ever even called him by his last name pharmacist guilt you. Let me ask you this Gus, are you on a first name basis with your doctor? No, I don't know if I've ever even called him by his last name. You just call him doctor? I just call him doctor. Why do you ask, Elise, are you on a first name basis with your doctor? I just think that that's a bad sign if you are because that means that you're quite in firm. Maybe you're just a what do you call it when you always think you're quite in firm. No, no, no, no. Maybe you're just a, uh, what do you call it when you're always think you're sick? Hi, I'm Condria. Hi, I'm Condria. I almost said, didn't you feel the heck?

Well, someone who lost trees. Yeah. How do you know that word, Chris? It was in a movie or something. What, what, what word? What words do you know, at least, that you think is a good word to know that most people don't know asmophobia it means to the strong fear of ghosts all right pretty mainstream these days though well now when I now when I learned it now when I learned it. No, not when I learned it.

Um, can I, I need to address something. I'm sweating. Okay. You know, I need to address why I'm hiding behind my mic. Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah, you're hiding behind your mic. Yeah, I thought that was just you being you. Nope, I'm hiding behind my mic.

Um, so on Friday, Gus already knows this because I recorded with him since then, but on Friday morning, I was brushing my teeth and then I went to floss and while I was flossing, it broke one on my teeth. What? You flushed one of your teeth off? Not the whole thing, just a piece of it. I told Chris that he eats so much ice cream every day, I would think all the extra calcium would have fortified his teeth to the point where they were super strong. How they said, bril, flops? Well,

well, I guess what happened is, when I was a kid, my little brother jumped on my back and I broke my front teeth. And so, you're back, could you broke your front? Yeah, I felt forward and hit my- It sounds better, right? Yeah. And then when I was like, I had it must have been 2007 or something.

I had a veneer's put on because the chip thing kept falling off. And it was one of the veneer things. So hopefully I'm getting it taken care of tomorrow. I'll show you if you want. I would love to see, but I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. Yeah, well, if you're slowly to show what's the point of hiding behind the mic. Well, I wanted to there. I didn't want you to I'm hiding for now, but I didn't want like before I told you You to be like it's like when someone's pregnant and you and they're like wow, they're getting kind of fat, you know like You like but if you if you know that they're pregnant you're like, oh, they're just pregnant. They're not getting fat

And it's same thing is like oh Chris's teeth are kind of messed up. What's wrong with his teeth? So I just kind of saw it. You kind of moved a little bit. Oh, oh, I can see how floss broke it. This right in between. Yeah, that's not so bad, Chris. Well, yeah, it's not so bad, but it's definitely like It's noticeable like having known you for a long time, but Blaine had the best reaction to it. He said, uh, Chris now looks like his, uh, hillbilly cousin who's a literate Amos. It's such a little sliver. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a gap in my teeth, but on the wrong side. You make the other side. Oh, I mean, you're in between the two. Yeah.

Yeah. It makes it look like your, one of your teeth is in the center of your mouth. You old, the old Tom Cruise effect. Yeah. You can see the Tom Cruise effect. Um, yeah, so anyway, it's just be careful flossing is all I'm gonna say. If you don't want to lose your teeth, consider not flossing. Yeah, just be like me. Don't ever floss. Yeah. Do you all floss at least Gavin? Do you

all religious flossers? Do you do that? Yeah. I got those like the little green plastic things with just one bit of floss in between. You just go, get in there. Yeah. But I feel like they're awful for the environment being like a one-news plastic thing. They added plastic to plastic for your convenience. Yeah. I'm not the most diligent about daily flossing.

I'll admit it. I also have a retainer glued in behind my bottom teeth. So it's virtually impossible unless you buy a specific thing that helps you floss. But like Chris, I feel like I've developed a layer of plaque that prevents any other bacteria from forming or fostering. Yeah, I guess you can't get plaque on plaque. So you'll pretty much good. Yeah.

I'm just, I'm just second guessing everything now. Cause I, I floss pretty regularly. But look what it did me. You don't know, this could be like the first step in a series of life events that totally changed your life. It's like, you're going to go to the dentist now and you're going to meet someone at the dentist office who you're eventually going to marry. And then it's like, down the road, you're going to have children with them.

And then you'd be like, I never would have met this person if I hadn't chipped my tooth while flossing. But what if that, what if I hate my wife and kids? Then you're going to really regret flossing. But what if I hate my wife and kids? Then you're gonna really regret flossing. Like, just because I have kids, is it me? My life is better. I didn't say better. I just said it's gonna change your life.

I never used the word better. Mm-hmm. All right, that's fair. Something I've never messed with is the old water pick. Oh yeah. I've never messed with is the old water pick. Oh, yeah, I Given one once it was like a little cheap handheld one. I think I could give it like a YouTube event They were just in the bags and I blasted it in and it just flew out and went all over the mirror And I just thought I don't know how to do this properly so I stopped

Yeah, are you supposed to do it? You're supposed to do it when your head's underwater Yeah, that's the easiest way that way to supply everywhere. No, I'm really going to try one. Go ahead, Elise. No, please, Dean tried the water pick. And? Well, I bought one and I tried it and it was so intense. I feel like I bled. Like it was like I turned it on and I was like, like fighting with it. And then I tried to I tried putting it on me and it ended up just like injuring me.

And it hurts so bad and it squirted all over the mirror. And I kept trying it. I was like, maybe I've maybe I've hold it further back. So it wasn't like. And I'm like, Oh, my legs. Did you accidentally buy a pressure washer? Well, how do you do with the days then? Well, I was a process.

I'm okay with them now, but like initially I was like, it was just so, it was too intense. I couldn't, I was just like, there's, and you had to stand back. Yeah, it's like, I jumped off the toilet. And I was like, wow. Okay, only because you brought up Badeys, I wanna, I have maybe an embarrassing question to ask. I understand how like the Badeys,

like, I don't know what the proper terms are, I'll call it a modern bidet, the kind you plug into the wall and it attaches to your toilet and when you're done, it sprays you in whatever. I understand how those work. I've always been curious about the old stuff. What do they call them? French bidets? Where it's a separate thing that go down sink. What's the process there? Do you like shimmy over to it when you're done using the toilet and then use that thing? I think you I think you get up maybe you fill it a little bit because you can plug it but it also has the the upward spray. I think you like you I think you squat over it. Do you spray straight up your ass? No it's just like a tap. It's like a oh

and it shoots up your asshole. And I think you sort of do all this. And then you can also fill it with warm water and get up in. I've never used one. My grandparents used to have one. And I just used to look at it and think about how it looks. I can't... The whole process seems... That process seems awful to me.

Having to move from the toilet to a different device and then using all of that, I just, yeah, I just don't understand how you do that or why that's superior to not using it. Like, are you worried about who falling out of your butt while you walk over to it? Yes. No, because the cheeks will hold it.

Listen, Gavin, do you want to hear a disgusting story because I could tell you a disgusting story? I don't. Absolutely. Years ago, how old was I? I was before Rooster Teeth. I was probably 22 or 23. I lived in an apartment up in North Austin. And I had gotten home from work and I had to go to the bathroom. So I was sitting on the toilet and my cell phone rang, but I didn't have myself because we didn't have smartphones right? It was like old-style cell phone no screen or anything I left my cell phone in the living room and as I was sitting on the toilet I thought oh, that's my mom my mom was supposed to call me. I need to talk to her

So like I did that shimmy that you would do from the toilet to the bidet I shimmy it over to the the living room to get the phone to pick it up to talk to my mom. I just answered, I was like, I'll call you back, whatever. Then went back to the toilet, finished my business. And then as I walked out of the bathroom back to the living room, I found a little nugget. Like tiny, tiny little bit in the carpet. And I was like, I really shouldn't have done that.

I should have thought this through. So I can tell you from first-hand experience that cheeks do not necessarily hold it in. But what's happening? What's happening that you've got free-falling nuggets at any given time after the process? I wasn't done. I was still on the toilet. No, you must have had like a toy you groggin. I've got a very hairy butt. Yeah, you must have been. Show his Chris's tooth again. That was a straight up dingle bear. I don't think that was falling out of your anus as you were walking.

So I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. I was also wasn't walking up right. I was doing like a really weird squat walk. We probably did not make the situation any better. I found a little a little turd recently. You don't have to tell anyone, Chris. It was wrong with everyone. He went, no, no, no, it wasn't mine.

Oh, it's the dog. So I I suspect I suspect that booger occasionally will eat his poop. Oh God. Because there was one like morning and I woke up and I smelled like, oh that's a pooped. He pooped inside. And then when I actually got up I looked around and then there was no poop. I was like, I could have sworn I smelled poop. And then the other day I went and I was like, I went and took him out and I was like, hi, I didn't poop this morning.

That's weird. Why didn't he poop? And then I went back in and I looked out by the rug by the front door and there was just one little tiny little brown like what do you call nugget poop? And I was like, is that a poop or is that a piece of dirt? And so not thinking I picked it up and was like, not poop. And so, go ahead, go ahead, sorry.

Anyway, so I can only assume that he pooped, felt guilty, aided, and missed one. So Chris, in our chat over here, I see Eric has a question for you and he asks, has Bookare ever licked you in the mouth? 100% yes. Yeah, absolutely. He's drank out of my drink and I'll just drink. I mean, you know, I,

Oh, Chris. No, Chris, don't do that. Don't, don't. No, one day, your teeth are falling out. I mean, I mean, it's a dog, you know, like it's all like he did it right after he ate his poop. I think this was, you know, I Made sure he is a while. There's a good distance And also there's I do not have a hundred percent confirmation he's eating his poop. I've never seen Okay, the dog seen the dog.

The dog that like poops inside and then eats their own poop is like the perfect crime. It's the icicle hot tub as a murder weapon sort of thing. Like he gets away with so much. Benson's only he's only pooped inside once. And at once ever, he's such a good boy. And it was he was clearly sick. He was clearly sick and he went inside.

And then I've never seen him look so ashamed. And I felt so bad. And I like profusely hugged him and told him it was okay because he looked so bad. He looked so upset that it happened. That's a good dog. He is a good boy. He's a a good dog. He is a good boy. He's a really good dog. Benson is a good boy.

Is a good boy. Did he try to eat it? He didn't try to eat it, no. Speaking of pets, Eric sent me a video right before the podcast started that I'm totally obsessed with. I guess someone trained their cat to hit different buttons in order

to indicate different things that it wants. So there's a button that it taps and the buttons will say food. So if the cat wants food it goes and presses that button. There's another button that says pets. If the cat wants pets it'll go and push that button. And there's one video where the person's filming it and the cat's hitting the pets button. And so the owner starts petting it, but then the cat hits the mad button. Like the person's not petting the cat the way the cat wants to be pet. So it's like pets, pets, mad, mad, pets, mad.

We could have like that kind of communication with all or all our pets. It would make things so much easier. You could understand. I'm sure like if you have a dog or a cat, like sometimes it'll look at you, be like, I don't know what the fuck you want. What is it? And like, there's no way to communicate if we all trained our pets to use

buttons, we would have no problems. Yeah, we're missing out on a lot of, I feel like pets are a lot smarter than they can convey and we're and we don't understand. but like these button things are cool, because you can learn when a cat wants to go outside or when it's hungry, that there should be a standard for all pets, but maybe not with giant buttons all over the floor, and it needs to be some sort of technology thing, like somebody just wears around his neck and it just says shit. Or the keyboard from what egg? Yeah, yeah, and then whatever is that they play

Sticks means that hungry yeah What are pets think we're dumb because we're like I don't know what Isn't it cats that think humans are just like big dumb kittens yeah And it's like, Rarararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar Yeah, I have a friend who will go to a, do like dog hangouts and go to a dog park with and they were telling me that there's like, they're like, oh, there's this new dog park that opened up and you can get a special collar and it can tell you which dog, and if everyone, all the dogs are wearing this special collar, it can tell you which dogs your, your dog is friends with. And I'm like, why do I need to know? Like, what am I going to do with that, like, information? Like, am I going to, like, call that dog and be

like, hey, like, y'all are friends? Like, oh, I could just watch them play. I don't know. It was just one of those things that was like, you'll see who your dog is playing with You know, but I already I can do that. I don't need a caller to tell me that Yeah, also what you like you're saying. What are you gonna do with that information? Yeah, I don't care if my dog has Well, maybe maybe you want to take it beyond the dog park though Make us a friendship you meet up later like a sleeper you could do that I could see that but you could do that anyway you could just be like if you see your like dog look playing with Chris you and I both know if that's if that's an attractive woman you're

gonna want to know those dogs are friends you know what I'm saying like you're gonna want to know okay so maybe you put the colors on the dogs. Follow love. Take the info. God, well, what if it ends up like my tooth, you know, with married and kids I hate. My it might don't teach those baby sign language. Yeah, I don't actually know everything about the baby sign language thing.

But I heard that I hear that it solves a lot of frustrations about the baby sign language thing, but I hear that it solves a lot of frustrations if the baby can sign. Right, really? Look at the baby just learn how to talk. Babies can do a lot though. Yeah, they can swim too. You can just chuck them in water. I can swim, but I'm not going to press by that.

Chris, if you met what appeared to be the woman of your dreams and you introduced her to us and stuff, and I looked into the future and saw that you were miserable with her and your kids, and I told you, would you believe me in, like, sack it off? You know, for most people, no, but you're weird, like, that way, Gavin, where I would like, you're weird intuition. That's pretty good where I would like, you have weird intuition. That's pretty good. I would just look at you both. I'd be like, mm-hmm, Chris.

Mm-hmm. I'm really good at this. Give me, you can be the... And Chris, Chris, what if I was on the opposite side of the room and I went, I went, just go for a man. Just go for a man. Go for a man.

We're like, the devil and the angel, but you don't know which one's which. just go for a man. Just go for a man. Go for a man. We like the devil and the angel, but you don't know which one's which. Well, I would know I saw it too. She's good. I would say, I feel like Elise is very much prone to get people the benefit of the doubt and be at like look for the best in people.

And Gavin just has like more just good intuition and instincts, not say that you don't at least, but you know, I don't. You're absolutely right. In chat here, Patrick JD asks, why does Chris just assume he's gonna hate his wife? He really does. I know. I'm not assuming. I'm not assuming anything. I just assume I might hate my kids. Surely you weren't at your kids because they're your kids. You love them. No matter what. No matter how much of a shithead they are. What if I find out they aren't really mine. See Chris, what's's wrong with you Do you want to talk about this? I mean? I feel like there's some underlying issues here. I've just come up with reasons why I shouldn't get married I think there's an expectation that if you have children you love them unconditionally. Yes

Do you think that's not not the way to do it? I think I think my love could be conditional I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I have this conversation with James where I'm like, I think I could go either way. Like, yeah. You know, the kids are dead. Maybe I'm, maybe I'm back away. I feel like mine is,

mine would be unconditional with an asterisk. Whereas like there are some conditions, but they're very specific. I got to not do that. But mainly unconditional. Yeah, I mean, you have to worry what would be there? They're they're not like Chris's dog. They're not going to eat their own kid to hide it from you. I mean, it's fine.

That's not inherently a bad trait. Chris, I don't want him to do it. Are you gonna defend shit? Are you seriously gonna defend shit eating on this podcast? I'm not saying I want him to do it and I'm not gonna reward him for doing it, but I didn't have to clean up the shit I bet if you checked boogers adoption description right now it would say like Friendly with other animals house trained eats own shit 100% and Chris read that and he knew I mean he doesn't poop inside very often. So that's why it's it's hard to pin down because it's not like he's just it's like It's happened a lot or where I suspected it's happened a lot, you know, he's pretty good

I think he's smarter than that. I think he's smarter than anything his own shit I think he did shit. I think he's done a huge dump somewhere But in order to throw you off he laid down a tiny nugget somewhere else That was the main shit and he made mostly in it. I thought you're gonna one I thought you're gonna say he's really smart and he's hiding it under the mashed potatoes I agree with Gavin. This might be some type of brown-haired situation. Or, but her thought, he could grow you off literally his scent.

But if I know Chris, like I know Chris, and I think I do, I think Chris knew about the shitting, but Chris is a very inventive, creative person who can think outside the box and he box And he said I can work with this. I can work with it. Yeah, I can use this to my advantage. Let's I have to feed him less because he eats poop. This episode of the receipt podcast is brought to you by full-sale university located just outside Seniorlando full-sale university offers associates, bachelors and master's degrees designed for the world of filmmaking, music, gaming, art, and technology. They offer learning paths for both online and on campus and the programs are accelerated so you can earn your education in

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There you go. Because of the taste. Anyway, I'm done. That should be other shit. We, uh, we launched the, uh, the Eric, uh, I'm just a little shirt. Hey, he's on like four podcasts. He's got some shit. It's all shit. It's Bollocks. Tell Booger not to eat it. Uh, there it is. My favorite part is that Eric is currently in discord going show it, show the

shirt, show it. Yeah. Oh, there it is. I'm going to buy that. I'm just kind of listen. I had it. I had it ready. It was ready to go. And then it was like, oh, Shane, you got to show it now. Show it, show it, show it, show it. But anyway, here it is. Check it out. Can you do the pose and we'll fade between them. He's much bigger than the shirt though. Well, I have to stand in the line shirt. But he's still in the line. But he's still in the line. But he's still in the line. But he's still in the line.

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Actually, yeah, then I'm about here, I think. Okay. That's really good. There you go. You little freak. I'm weird. So you go to be.ly slash. I'm not going to be a little bit. I'm not going to be a little bit. I'm not going to be a little bit. I'm not going to be a little bit.

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What movie is it from where someone's there's's a hero, or there's a hero moment and the character goes, because I'm little. What movie is that? Stuart Little? No, no. James Bond movie is that. What movie? The character has a hero moment

and they're like, I can do it because I'm little. Are you thinking of this from Fantastic Mr. Fox? Fantastic Mr. Fox. Movie trivia. I never saw the fantastic Mr. Fox. Oh, Gus tonight. That's what you're going to do. Is it good? Yeah, you'll enjoy it. It's quaint. It's charming. I'm desperate. I'm desperate for stuff to watch. I'm like running so low. You've seen the new the new witches. I have it right. I'm desperate. I'm desperate for stuff to watch. I'm like running so low on the new the new witches. I have not yet. I I want to. I think Eric Eric's right. Why don't they call that movie the mice? Because the witches are the things that haunted my night my dreams as a child. Yeah, but what about the mice, but the children are the mice.

as a child. Yeah, but what about the mice, but the children are the mice. And it's why they become mice. You wanted the book slash movie to be called the mice. Yeah. Well, it seems like it's more about the mice than the witches. It's about the mice. That's about the mice's fight against the witches. It's about the witches. The witches are a thing that make it a story. I don't know if you understand the sentence you just said, but it was, that's like about the mice That's like cooling the terminate the Sarah But Sarah Connor is the real hero. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean They called the TV show the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Yeah sure

Yeah, but that was after you that was a that was because you already knew what the Sarah Chronicles were Sarah Chronicle, but you didn't know who the Terminator was before you watched the Terminator Chris But you knew but that's who it's that's who it's like the stories built around the Terminator and there are all the other characters are reacting to it The witch is on what Sinega is this era Over the weekend I saw a documentary That at first I watched a trailer for it and I thought it was a mockumentary. I was like there's no way that this is real and I sent a link to the trailer to Eric and I think Eric's response on text was oh my god What the fuck is this real where can I watch this? It was a documentary called what the fuck is this real? Where can I watch this? It was a documentary

called, what was it called? It was called tickled. It was about, oh yeah, we turned the podcast. Have we? I don't remember talking about it. Maybe I wasn't on that episode or maybe I just forgot. Holy shit, it was about, what did they call it? They called it competitive endurance tickling or competitive tickling endurance. So how about the rabbit hole that one? Yeah, it's about people who... This is younging. And that was my inhaling through my new tooth hole. People who participate in this pseudo sport where they get tied down and tickled by other people.

But then it turns out that it's someone with maybe a tickling fetish who's funding the whole thing, who black males people, who participate in the sport. Who else did I think it was? Yeah. That's my biggest question is like, why would that be a surprise to anyone? That that's where the money is coming from. It was just strange rabbit hole to go down. I mean, at first, you're like, well, yeah, of course, someone's getting off on this, but then it's like, how vindictive they are about it and like, trying to to quash any questions into the organization or organization or the people who are doing it. It was just really weird. It's only like an hour and a half long, I want 45 minutes, but super interesting.

And then I read that the person who they think, in the document of the person who they think was like funding the whole thing, confronted the filmmakers at the premiere, at a film festival, and like yelled at them for an hour during a Q&A. And I was like, I can't imagine being at that film festival, watching the whole thing, being like,

wow, that was crazy. It's like, holy shit, the guy is here. And he's yelling. And then didn't make it into the documentary, like they were making it at the premiere, or is that just separate footage? I think they did like a separate, like follow up, like a 20 minute addendum to the documentary. And that I think that made it into that. It was just like such a weird, a weird journey. I had fun. Watching the trailer, I was like, this got to be a mockumentary. This isn't real. No, it's real. And we wanted it. Like big tickle. I haven't seen it, but I remember, I think James saw it and then recounted a bunch of it to me. But are the people that are competing? Are they like in or some of them

just into being tickled? Or are they purely in a competitive spirit participating? You get very, they interview very few people, very few people were willing to talk on camera about their experience doing it. I think they were alone had like two or three people. And they said, I mean, basically their story was that they, they just wanted money, you know, it paid well. And they just wanted to mean, basically their story was that they just wanted money, you know, it paid well and they just wanted to To get paid. Yeah, it seemed like a lot of just normal dudes who are yeah, just easy money And then the footage was being used to blackmail them right you know, this like There's nothing really questionable about it. I guess like it's a little strange, I guess but

It's not like they were nude or doing anything strange You just were tied up and tickled Why is the evolutionary meaning behind Being ticklish like what's the point in that like there's a ton of human stuff Or is that you know that makes sense from like a predator point of view. But why are we ticklish? Where did that come from? An almost ticklish? I think I like a cat's belly is sort of ticklish to him. Was that where they attack you?

Fets. Why are we ticklish? I think Gavin's right. I didn't say why though. But I know you were thinking it, man. No, you mentioned kind of like the predatory stuff. Yeah, but what kind of predator? Just like Fox said. Why are some body parts more ticklish than others?

The place is your more ticklish than others? The places you're most ticklish tend to also be places most vulnerable to physical attack. Ones without bones to protect them like your stomach. This makes sense, according to those who believe that tickling has something to do with learning to defend oneself. Is that why you've got no bones? Yeah, it's like- But I mean, the bottom of your feet have bones pretty close to them Yeah, it's true There's bone right there also I feel like the most important part

Is my brain like surely around my head should be more ticklish than it is even though there's a bone Yeah Yeah, they're right why the bottom of your feet, but not the top? The bone is very much more prevalent on the top of the foot. There's some soft tissue on the bottom of the foot. I feel like I guess I would like a foot that had the bottom on the top as well. Just to eat now because you're always dropping stuff on your foot and it's just just hit his bone. Why don't I have a heel on the top as well, just to eat now. Because you're just dropping stuff on your foot, and it's just, it just hits bone.

Why don't I have a heel on the top of your foot? For the drop of the- Really callus. Yeah. You. The filmmaker that made the ticklish documentary, he made this other Netflix series, or well, it was distributed on Netflix called Dark Tourist,

where he kind of goes and does really macabre or extreme and essentially dark tourism look-house. So he goes and visits them. So he goes to a weird vampire commune in New Orleans. He visits some more monuments and stuff. I don't remember all the episodes. So I'm not the expert here. It's been years. I also get really stressed out when the camera's just on me. I'm like, keep talking, Elise. Keep talking. It's funny because usually when you're talking to someone face to face, you're like reading their face kind of as you talk as a reaction. But when you just look at

your own face, you just, yeah. Yeah, when we're doing this podcast and then it switches to my camera, I'm like, oh, I have no idea if anyone else is like shaking their head. Like, no, no, the cross-fade. No. No. Anyways, it was pretty entertaining. I feel like I've seen that. I've never watched it, but like when I'm scrolling through Netflix, I've seen dark tourists on there. He seemed like the person who made it seemed like a really, like he had a really good eye for that kind of thing.

I'd be curious to check it out. Based on my experience with him investigating the Tickle King. I saw you tweeted that they're making a, they're going to distribute a Selenum mini series on Netflix. Yeah, so how big of a Selena fan are you guys? I grew up in South Texas at least. Selena was huge. Oh, I only watched the movie. It's Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, she used to, I grew up in a really small town. So she wouldn't, necessarily, I don't think she liked the town I grew up in. So she wouldn't play there,

but she would play like, there were a bunch of like small townspeople. She would play communities in the area all the time. I remember growing up. The last time I hung out with Eric and person, we watched Selena. Okay, this was back in like March. It's not denying it. No, he's I mean, he's there's nothing to deny. He's

what? Hey, I remember when we watched Hobbs and Shaw in D box. Yeah, that was a weird mixture of people going to see that movie. That was bizarre. Might be the only time I've ever hung out with you outside of work. I think I think it was and it was seeing that movie and I still don't know who Hobbs is and I don't know who Sha is. We watched it. We watched the whole thing. So wait, you watched that without watching the Fast and Furious movies? I've seen some of them.

I've seen like the fifth one. There's like a seventh one. Did they say they're ending the series at the 12th movie? Didn't was there news about that recently? Yeah, like they say that. Well, they say that, but that's just some more people watch the 12th one. That's mainline too. You know, the ending after three more movies. Man, it's so much prolific. is like a James Bond movies at this point.

The so damn many of them. That would be four trilogies. And that's hardly a big commitment after like, oh, we're we're ending after three more. What would that be cool? Like a dough deckology? What was I guess a 12 trilogy? I guess like the alien box hit was a quad

trilogy, right? Quad trilogy. That's what they called it. I don't know. The deck, the ecology. Sure. We'll go with that. When are they going to go to the moon? Isn't that something they're going to do? That's movie, the 12th one. That's movie 12, yeah. Let's get to space. Was it you who tweeted, I think I learned about water on the moon from a lease today. I made a re-tweet, but I didn't have any personal scientific findings or commentary on it. I learned about it because of you.

I will forever remember that in one single day, I learned about a because of you. I will forever remember that in one single day I learned about a Selena series on Netflix and water on the moon both courtesy of Elise. Wow. I don't even know what to say. I mean I've seen Selena a few times. I think the series looks promising Horrible backstory of course What else can I tell you guys? I'm trying to see if there's any other news. I know no time to die rumored to be coming to streaming. Yeah, Apple TV. I think they said I think Apple and someone else are bidding for it. See, at least I just look at your Instagram and I don't learn about any of that stuff. I just see you running. That's mainly what I see. I like to do that. I feel like it's a thing that just makes me feel good and I have a

little way to chronologue or catalog it for myself. It's surprisingly watchable considering you're like, mid running. It's not like all over the place. It's like oddly, I don't know. It's like quite satisfying. Oh, thank you. Not a creepy way. It's a I don't know how to phrase it. It's like we're running with you backwards. Staring right on your face. Except I sat on my couch. Someone in chat. I didn't see who it was. Someone said that maybe you could call it a dozen allogy That's pretty good. They pop and if they they happen to do one more just call it a baker's dozen allogy Yeah, it was kiddy lump both said you could call it a twelve allogy

What's those are weren't there's ideas out there Dolesal Chris do say allogy Doze that's 12 right Dose... Doseology? Dose... Dose... That's Dose 12, right? Dose? Dose? Dose, there's no L. Dose, Dose, Doseology. Yeah. This episode of the receipt podcast is brought to you by MianDies. Hi friends, MianDies believes that comfort is about more than what's touching your skin.

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pronouncing Selena like that? Because that's how you pronounce it. Yes, Selena. I remember when she died a lot of the like Spanish language news, she was really only, I guess, mainly popular on the border and like in northern Mexico. And a lot of the Spanish language channels when they were reporting on her death, a pronounced her name Selena. Selena, how does she die? She got her her death, pronounce her name Selena. Selena. How did she die?

She got her manned. She's president of her fan club. Yeah. Yeah, I've had about that. Yeah, it's like horribly tragic and twisted because she's just, by all accounts, seemed like the sweetest person, but such a bright future ahead of her. Yeah. I'm curious, I'm curious to see it. I'm curious to watch it. I remember, God, I remember

when that happened. Like, I was in high school and like, there were so many people in my school just like crying and breaking down. It was like a lost day at school. Like, people were just so upset and shaken by the news. That's crazy. It's amazing that some people have that ability just like grind the world to a halt when they die. Yeah, I think there was a, you know, it was supposed to be Grant Yamaha, who's birthday the other day. And I saw like some threads on Reddit, you know, paint tribute to him talking about him, but also saying like, you know, what are other people who when they pass away like really shocked you and, you know, shook your life. And it's just strange to think, like really through that list,

like you have, and those were all like really great people. It's a shame that we lost so many of them. Even like, Grandium of horror, that was like a really shocking one out of seemingly out of nowhere. Chad with Vosmin too. God, you had Chad with Vosmin for how about that? That was so recent. Terrible.

It's tragic. It's the biggest one of all time in my lifetime was definitely what Prince is Diana just because the high profile of it. I feel like no one did anything that day. There's just people crying in the street. It was mental. Yeah. I just remember. Go ahead, at least. least no Chris, please I

should remember seeing it on TV and then not understanding who it was and then I was like there's a princess Very on brand for Chris I was like I don't know how old I what what year was it? 90 96 or seven 97 or eight. Yeah, I don't know how old I, what year was it? 19, 19, 19, 96 or seven? 97 or eight? I thought it was 97. It might be because the, like, I feel like aside from the English, Canadians just are so fascinated with the rural family.

And so when it happened, when I was little, I remember like you're saying Gavin, not to the, to that extreme, but it was the kind of thing where it was on TV all day for the next week. But I also remember when John F. Kennedy Jr. his plane went down. That was like a big deal, everybody was fixated to that. I was at the book depository in Dallas when that happened. Why?

Oh really? Yeah, I was in Dallas and I was like, I've never been to the book depository. I want to check it out. And I was going in and I was buying a ticket and they had like CNN on TVs in the lobby. And as I was buying my ticket, they cut away to breaking news. And they're like, you know, JFK juniors plane is missing. And this is how it's like, well, this, I'm never going to forget where I was when this happened.

Well, I was at Martha's Vineyard a couple of days before it. The biggest shock here is that Chris has been at Martha's Vineyard. I always found it so weird that they spray painted like an X on the ground where JFK was shot. It's just like a little bit morbid that you can like stand right there on it and they've marked it. I feel like leave it blank could be nicer I hope wherever I drop dead. There's an emoji emoji would it be? Probably the like like face like that

I saw one of the here in Austin one of the local uh, stations. They reported there was a shooting last night. Someone got shot in Austin and they sent a tweet about it this morning and they included an emoji of like the pull the red siren and I was like, what I like it's what are you saying is because like when I die, I don't want a news organization to put an emoji next to it. Yeah But you're treating emoji Like it is an a part of language now Like it's it's in it's it's to stay I

Mean I guess but like even emojis are different between different platforms Right like there's no there's no standard like you everyone has a red siren, but it's gonna look different on every platform. You're looking it on. So you'd be like, dammit, I wanted the iPhone version of this version. Right. It's like that whole thing we talked about years ago, like how a cheeseburger emoji,

the cheeseburger is constructed differently on every platform. There's no standard. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's like, I think on some of them, the cheese is at the bottom, on some of them, the cheese is at the top. Some of them have tomato, some of them don't, some have lettuce on the bottom, some have lettuce on the top.

It's like every cheeseburger emoji is different. There's no standardization here. Some of them are clearly wrong. You would never read a cheeseburger that looks like those emojis, but they still exist. I always find it strange. Go ahead, Chris. Do people actually put the cheese on the bottom on purpose? So I thought that that was really weird and fucked up

and the wrong way to do it until Chef Mike pointed out to me that big max do it that way. The cheese at the bottom. Yeah. But why do they do it? I don't know. So you have. Because the sauce is such a major component of that.

So you want the sauce on top? I don't know. Maybe you're talking it. So weird that Apple changed the gun emoji to like a water pistol. Oh, I think it's that they didn't want guns. Yeah, but I mean, it's, but if it is like within language and within just normal words, why I mean, you can still type gun. You can still write gun. It doesn't change to water.

It was a weird choice to me to swap it for like a goofy. Maybe, maybe there's an issue with kids like school threats and like Oh, was that technically could that be interpreted as a School shooting threat or something like that. Yeah, I feel like if I got the same thing with a war pistol though I would feel the same way about it. Yeah, you just read the room in fur with that water pistol might mean yeah, but I mean I can see why I can, the half see why they did it in the other sense of just like emojis being used in language.

It doesn't really make any sense to me. Yeah, the inference is still there. Yeah. So I was, I was thinking, your tongue is on the bottom. When you eat, and that's where your taste buds are. So maybe that's why if the cheese is on the bottom, you might taste the cheese first. Yeah, but it's not on the very bottom.

It's not like under it. Yeah, but like if you take a bite and then you're chewing, you're more likely to taste the cheese. Right, but when you make a cheeseburger, we did a video the other day, Chris, where you made a cheeseburger. Where did you put the cheese? I put on top.

My instincts are on top. Right. Exactly. Eric says, fantastic point. Your tongue is on the bottom. Okay. Okay. Why isn't the tongue in the middle?

There it is. See, there's a big mac. Cheese on the bottom. Cheese is like the thing up though. But there's like three layers and crickets. There's so much sandwich and big Macs. There's like three, there's three buns, two patties, and one cheese. It's like it doesn't matter at that point. Special sauce lettuce cheese.

Get it right, say it all. Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. It's crazy. I know how I feel after eating one of those, and it's not good. I want one so much right now. How much is the meat? Eric, stop. I want a Big Mac so much. Big Macs are good. But I'll just be miserable. I have like Big Mac burps later. It's not good.

There's a vegan burger place. It's not good. There's a vegan. God, there's a vegan burger place. It's pretty decent in the in the whole foods down at 5th in the Mar. Oh, mixed level burger. I think it's what they're called. It's good. Yeah. You know what, I realized what? What? I've been a host for 10 years. 10 years? As of like this month. I know this within within this week. Like like this week. I've no I've had Chris to marathon my life for a decade. James. You're welcome. Chris. Chris. I was looking for 10 years. What do you going to do for the next 10 years? Well, I don't know depends on if how this tooth plays out, you know, maybe I'll get married and

to some dentist. I think Sorry, go ahead. Sorry. No, no, that's all I had was get married to some dentist lady or other patient who also had a tooth missing. I don't know. I think that rooster teeth should fill in that gap with a precious metal of your choice. That should be your 10-year gift. Oh, yeah. It's like when you get like a broken dish and you like put like gold in layer something to fix it, like same kind of thing, just get like a little little platinum in their Chris. What about you? What is it? You want? Oh, then he'd be like an expensive sports car. something to fix it, like same kind of thing, just get like a little little platinum in their Chris. What about the vibe?

Ooh, they need to be like an expensive sports car. I wonder if the, what is the most expensive element I could put in my mouth? Because there's something better. Plutonium. Plutonium. Yeah, but that might be radioactive. What about some of the, some like ultra depleted uranium or something? Is that still bad?

Probably. It just still seems like right in your brain might not be a good idea. Well, if it glowed in the dark, you'd never need like a flashlight. You'd be set. What about tungsten? You mean Wolfram? Oh, Wolfram. California is the most expensive chemical element ever.

Well, it doesn Californium is the most expensive chemical element ever It doesn't really it doesn't really exist It's been synthesized once It's like one of those theoretical elements like that whole that whole area down there in the period of cable like that's all bullshit Time I feel like if you had it even if it was for split second that counts If it's in theory then get out of it air excess California knows how to party I'm looking at all the most expensive materials and a lot of them are drugs Oh, I'm a diamond

Okay, well Chris figures that out. I saw something that I meant to mention earlier when we were talking about big Macs. I saw there was a some kind of developer. I think it's a web developer who came up with a website that updates and lets you know if the McFlurry machine is broken at any McDonald's in the world. So I guess like it checks their API for online ordering every 30 minutes. Updates on the map. So it just shows you where to find the McDonald's. I'm getting McDonald's tonight.

Oh, absolutely. I mean, we just talked about it so much. What do you get? What do you get? What do you get for Nuggets? I get 10 piece nugget combo with fries and I get a double cheese burger Sometimes I upgrade the drink to a chocolate shake And then I eat all that

some pig Then you just run it off Kenny 304 3 said I get I get a rooster tooth Oh wow I Kenny 304 3 said I get I get a rooster tooth. Oh Wow, I want to know if I've I've passed that mark where I've been at Rooster Teeth more than half More than half of its existence Yes, yes, 10 10 is greater than half of 17. So yes, oh, okay, then yeah I don't like the maths a little complex on that but I've got to remember I couldn't remember how long I think I thought I'd been around for 20 years in my head.

I was like am I? 2003. At least you should totally do another running video but stuffing your face. I'm just going to have it really stable. stable? I would have to buy two meals because I would, if I just bought the one and then used it on the video and didn't get to enjoy an actual meal, I would be disappointed. So I would have to buy by two. But I guess that's a really good idea, actually. Yeah, maybe you could, the one that you waste and not enjoy could just be like a cheeseburger. Well, how much of those? Like, still at 99 cents or something? No, I think it's a lot of...

You know, recently James and I, we were going through McDonald's drive-through, and he doesn't really eat it, but he was driving, and he... So we were going through it, and my order came to $14. And he was like, $14. We're just here, meal? How is that possible? It wasn't like we were getting any other food. It was just for me. What was the big price around there?

I don't know. Sometimes I get Sundays and then I add extra chocolate sauce. That's how the game goes. The toppings to shit. I've got to do that. That sounds amazing. You have to. It's the only way to do it.

Like ask for, tell them to put as much sauce on that will get them fired. I don't want them to get in trouble. Yeah, because you could be like, right, you know how much sauce will get you fired. Yeah, just slightly less. Slightly less than that. Put that on. Put that on. Yeah, just slightly less slightly less than that. But that on that on. Um, Chris, I can tell he's got a sweet tooth. He's thinking about it. I might I'm gonna go make Donald's. Donald's app. She's got a lot of good shit on it. Oh, Chris, I wish that you were getting your passport Even save it for your next passport or something. Or you should see if there's like a part that they can write into dead little roosters that Josh can add for like the I don't know. I feel like it's not quite bad enough though. It's not like like Jim carries tooth in Dumber and Dumber. Yeah, like left it. It's like a what's his name in hangover at hell at hell.

Yeah, like where he pops his tooth out. Yeah, that was good. You'll be able to tell there's I think we filmed like three videos with it broken. So they tuned. Well, this is well. But this is the only one that's come out because we do it live. I'll do the other ones we're going to come out in the future.

Oh, I read an insane stat. Do you know how much Google pays Apple to be the default search engine on an iPhone? Yeah, it's a lot of money. Chris, do you know per year? Per how much would you guess? 180 billion. Hundred million.

I I read in this thing that it was between eight and 12 billion dollars a year. Huh? And it accounts for like 15% of Apple's annual revenue. That's a shitload of money. It's a lot of money. It makes sense though. What do you think about it? Sometimes you've Google something on your phone.

I want to talk to Mr. Google right now. Give me a single. Come in on me, tight. Mr. Google. Mr. Google, I have a message for you. I'm willing to let you be my default search engine for the low, low price of $8 million a year. Not billion, $8 million a year.

Google will be my default search engine. Please contact me. You know how you've seen all my searches. And let's cut a deal. All right, that's it. Have a good evening, Mr. Google. I don't know what value Google will get from that, yes. I know what value I'll get from it.

I'm not listening. When you're making a deal with someone, you don't care about their side. You got to worry about your side. What's my end of the deal? What's in your guess? What's in your guess? Right. That's just such a...

That's the art of the deal. That's an negotiation. It's such a... Yeah, you're right. That's negotiation. And if you're right, if you don't listen to my demands, I'll use being so help me God. I'll use being or duck duck go. I think that's a search engine too. I'm not sure. But here's the thing. It's not like people can pay an amount. Like if being wanted to be that, they can't pay like five billion and be on some of them. They have to outbid Google.

So that is just the price of an on- That's a lot. There's other options too. Like Google is a default one, but you can change it. There's other options in there. I think Dr. Goon being are both in there. Let me look. I don't even know how to change it.

I mean, like Apple doesn't have a proprietary web browser, correct? But how difficult is that to set up? Apple, I feel like they're trying to take in everything under their own, they're taking in like, ship manufacturing and shit. Why don't they just make a search engine? I don't have an iPhone or a Mac, so I'm fairly out of the Apple ecosystem. And it feels good. I guess they don't think they can

I bet if it does feel good, but I guess they don't have to They would have to make at least eight to 12 billion dollars of Revenue through their insert change and to make it worth it, right? There are four options. You can change here Google Yahoo Bing Duck duck go I wonder ask jeez I think they're around anymore. I wonder if one of them was like just makes an offer just to make Google pay more You know we'll pay you

Yeah, but then what if it backfire here? Go can't take the hit That would be wonderful if DuffDuffGo tried to bluff. Yeah, they were like 13 billion and Apple were like, all right. Shit, we need cash. It's a lot of it. But also, everyone would be start using DuffDuffGo.

Who knows? I feel like I want the money for it. Like, I want to be paid by Google to use it Hey, that's what that's my angle. I just did that Yeah, but I want a million dollars. I just want to I want to be able to why why can't I monetize all these companies selling me? Why can't I make any money off me right why are they making money with my information? Damn right The rip in a soft UK at least that's your microphone I'm making money with my information. Damn right. They're ripping us off.

UK at least, that's your microphone. Yeah, I'm sorry. My dog's just being loud. That's fine. I didn't want to stir. Just need to be good. It's like he's driving. That's the traffic outside.

There's a lot going on. This apartment is under an overpass. No, James is just going to take him out. So he got really excited. Because he doesn't bark. So he just wiggles his body a lot. And his nails make quite a loud noise on the floor. Yeah.

Got to love him so much. Benjamin's the same way he never barks, which is a great quality in a dog. Yeah, I love how quiet he is. But same problem, he's got nails and on the floor when he's walking around. The worst is in the middle of the night. Sometimes he'll get a little restless in a walker. I'll be like, oh my god, stop walking. Just fucking go to sleep. I don't have that problem. Sometimes I have to hold a mirror under Benson's nose to make sure he's still breathing. He's been asleep forever long. Benjamin is a super deep sleeper. And sometimes

like he'll start barking in his sleep. And if I call his name or if I yell, he doesn't get up. If I touch him, he doesn't wake up. Like I have to shake him. And then he'll like stir and he'll look at me. Like I'm an asshole. Like you were the one barking in your sleep, dude? Like he doesn't understand why I'm waking him up.

It's like you are being so fucking loud right now. Like he doesn't bark when he's awake, only when he's asleep. That's the same thing with Benson. But maybe it. Like he doesn't bark when he's awake. Only when he's asleep. That's the same thing with Benson. But maybe it's because he doesn't even get to bark in his dreams, because you interrupt him. I'm letting you enjoy of barking. I love when Benson ruffs in his sleep, because he doesn't bark in real life. So I feel like he's living to his fullest in his dreams.

He's always he's always running in his sleep. So I feel like in his mind, you know, he's a three year old dog and he's living to his fullest in his dreams. He's always running in his sleep. So I feel like in his mind, you know, he's a three year old dog and he's living his dreams and having you know what that means though. Do you know what that actually means? That means, that means when he's doing that in his sleep, he's not dreaming about you. But if you were there, I assume he wouldn't be barking.

Well, what if he's dreaming about something bad happening to you and he's fighting to save you? Ah, it could be that. I would take that. Does Benson ever howl in his sleep? No, I've never heard him howl I would love to, but the only time I've ever heard Benjamin howl is in his sleep. Sometimes I'll be dead asleep in the middle of the night and I'll get like startled awake by the loudest like most mournful sad howl in the world. I'll have to go over and check on him like are you okay? Are you wake up? And you like he wakes up and he looks around

He's like a little disoriental like I really wish I knew what was going on like I wish I knew what was that what that dream was. Do you only call him Benjamin? Yes. Yes, some nicknames, but it's about the default 99% of the time is Benjamin. It's a lot of syllables. This episode of the receive podcast brought to you by DoorDash. You want Chinese, they want pizza, someone's craving for Oyo, there's something for everyone on DoorDash. DoorDash is the app that brings you food here, craving right now, right to your door. Ordering CC, just open up the DoorDash app, choose what you want to eat, and your food will be left safely outside your door with the new contactless delivery drop-off

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Don't forget that's code rooster for five dollars off your first order with door dash. I feel like I have so many names I'm named him after Benjamin Linus from lost That's how old he is Yeah, but I liked it like he was the leader of the others Well happened to him in the end of last? I don't remember. He turned the wheel. Um, I don't think you see him until the thing at the church,

where everyone gets back together. I remember he killed John Locke, spoiler. He kills him. Eric is saying redemption. It's been a lot of time. I really need to rewatch it. Getting back to the island with Hurley. Oh, that's right. Was it Hurley and Benjamin there at the end. Benjamin Linus at the island

Like people were wishing that that I was a spin-off like they would just wanted to see their adventures together I've only seen the first and last episodes of Lost I've only seen the first and last episodes of Lost. This is just all that experience. I can't imagine what that is. Sorry, Chris. No, I feel like I should just watch the last episode. I watched a couple seasons and at some point I was like, I feel like they're just like treading water.

They kind of went all over the place with it. Yeah. When did the time travel start? See the time travel. It's a time travel show. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. You find out that they did a bunch of shit that they caused a bunch of shit. I guess. They like built the hatch that took their own plane down. Is that what happened, Gus? It's, it's, listen, you gotta, you just gotta, you gotta watch out. I'll admit, the show suffers because the Ryder Strike happened during season three, I think two or three.

And things went a little off the rails for a while, then it just, it had like long breaks while they waited for the strike to resolve. But I think it ended up well. A lot of people don't like the while they waited for the strike to resolve. But I think it I think it ended up well. A lot of people don't like the ending. I thought the ending was great. It's fantastic show. I'm in fact, I'm going to rewatch it. I'm going to start tonight and rewatch all the loss. You said, Gus, you would lend me a blu-ray and you never did. They I COVID happened, dude. Come on. This was like four years ago. What do you mean? Exactly. Gus, I can give I can give you a bit of the reason we didn't watch Tottenham crystal palace see 2015 you're catching on

So I will I'll give you a list of like 10 other things to watch besides we're watching lost It's lost is so good But send send me your list. I'm curious to see. Okay. Maybe Bacon says, go ahead. BB Bacon says this is like the first 50 episodes of the podcast. The whole podcast was a lot of podcasts. That's how all this podcast is. Lost was a weekly show at this podcast was around. Wow. I did recently get into Cobra Kai and I binged the two seasons to Cobra Kai

and it's like, I don't know if anybody else has watched that That that actually ended up being pretty good. It's like the modern update on the karate kid like what happened to Daniel and Johnny from the karate kid like in present day. I think I started YouTube original one Yeah, it was it started as YouTube original and then I guess Netflix picked it up and Netflix is gonna fund the next couple of seasons Did I think the first two seasons were on YouTube? They they weren't gonna continue with it. They sold it off to Netflix and now I guess it ended up being really popular Netflix, so they're They're working on the next two seasons that show I think it's such a testament to platform being everything. Yeah You know because everyone could have watched it,

you too premium, but just because I think the accessibility of Netflix and it's in your face, and you kind of take it with a tacit endorsement if it's on Netflix, especially if you see it rising in that, that Netflix ranking. Because yeah, James, James is watching all of it. He's a big crowd-y kid fan though.

And I kind of like that it's this weird Cinderella story for Ralph Macho, and I forget the other actor's name, but it's kind of nice that they are getting this little Renaissance. Yeah. Well, I like also, I mean, they like someone. No, I don't remember.

Oh God, I saw it. But I feel like he was inspired by that video that was kind of popular a few years ago about how Daniel LaRusso was really the asshole in the villain in Croddy Kid. They kind of lean into that. William Zapka is his name. And there's even a scene in Cobra Kai

where that William Zapka, he's sitting down and he's like giving his perspective on everything that happened in the karate kid and you're like, yeah, that's all really fucked up. I feel bad for him. It's like, yeah, it doesn't need to liberally try and like break someone's leg at one point. That's like at the very end and like that's kind of like written off like his, his, his master was bad or his sensei was bad and told him to do that. But like in his retelling in the cobra Kai He says like yeah, you know

I was I had my girlfriend everything was great this kid moved into town from Jersey Started like interfering with my relationship. We kind of got into it over the summer I didn't see him for three months then all of a sudden a Halloween he attacked me Like out of the blue I've forgotten about him. It's like oh, yeah, that is weird the time on this movie's really weird Wasn't he wasn't he dressed as like a shower or something? Yeah, yeah, I mean he's like he's this kid attacking me on Halloween and then this old guy showed up and kicked all our asses He's gonna be one of my friends brain damage I was always surprised at the age of the kid in the movie.

I was a teen age or something, but he was like, it is 20s. Yeah. Are y'all doing anything for Halloween? I was just going to ask. Quarantining. I'm going to sit inside. Excuse me. Bless you, Elise.

Thank you. Are you dressing up at home, Gus? I'm going to dress up as myself. Gus, the old Gus Roles special. What about you? I'm not doing anything is anybody else doing anything special I don't want to be like a rain on everyone's parade Well, I don't have any plans. I'm not doing anything. But I did get a costume What'd you get? Oh, I could go put it on right now do it?

Okay Can I do that? Yeah go great. Yes. It's that school you never asked for permission. It's fun to go do it. You didn't give them his whole boss. I had a costume I was gonna get but then this month kind of got away from me. It was more just because I thought it would be funny, but it was to get a full Edward Sizzar Hands costume. With like the white face paint and the scars and the wig and the the bondage and the Sizzar Hands. And then I would just be at home wearing this full thing. in the scars and the wig and the bondage in the scissors hands. And then I would just be at home wearing this whole thing. I like that his name is Edward Sizzahans,

but you listed his Sizzahans as like a sixth thing in the costume. I got a costume for RTX. I guess I could put it back on. It's right over here. It's the official official dungeon master costume. Oh wow. I got this thing. Do you think Chris will be mad that he went to get dressed and he comes back and you

would dress? Yeah, and you're costumes better. I've got my whole costume ready to go and it's all tied up and tangled in my headphones now. Oh, Cut to me. Cut to me, TD. Okay, there.

Uh, cut to Gavin. Okay, I saved it. Gavin, I guess you didn't grow up celebrating Halloween, huh? Ah, not in the same. It wasn't like a huge deal. You could still go trick or treat it, though. People would do it. It's just not, it wasn't like a big party night, I guess.

I guess like all the good stuff from Halloween wasn't there and all the kind of irritating stuff was. I guess a good night for Beves these days. Oh, Matt, we're not these days. We're back in the old newer days. Yeah. But what would they give out in England? Like mash, here's some mash.

Yeah, just spoon falls of mashed potato straight into your hands is how you do it. I mean, you'd be sitting at the set. Sat sum is a lot. People not wanting to just people like given me shit from that fruit bowl. Cause I did. You start eating the mashed potatoes,

you discover booger hit something under there. Oh, booger. When Chris said, let me put on my costume real quick, is this how long everyone was expecting to be gone? No, I thought it would be like 45 seconds. Maybe, maybe one minute. Okay, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't just me. Just wondering.

I bet there's face paint involved. Oh, maybe he's good in full makeup. Yeah. Do you think the podcast will be over and we'll all be gone and he'll come back. It's like where did everybody go? Should we just leave? We're just leave? Yes.

And the office even the project. Oh, that would be funny. That would be really funny. No, no, no, no, well, well, I don't want to do anything mean to Chris. I saw someone in chat. Who is this? The board own asked if I saw a OC

streaming among us on Twitch last week. Yeah, I watched it. It was really interesting to see. It was like what the third most popular Twitch stream of all time? Wow. Yeah, that was fucking wild. I think when I was watching, there were 460,000 people watching at the same time. Which is funny because I saw, I saw like she announced on Twitter that she was going to be streaming on Twitch. She was going to be streaming among us.

And there was a really snarky reply right away. That was like, who asked for this? Nobody's going to watch. And then like that night, you know, 460,000 people are watching. Of course. Yeah. A lot of people being like, ah, you know, you just not do any work. All right, Chris.

What? You want to walk us through it? You don't know what I am. I, I, I, I, I, I, Chris. I'm giving you the opportunity to walk through it. Huh? What? We know where you are, but you should tell us and subscribe to the audio listeners. So, okay, yeah. So I'm Finn from Adventure Time.

And with Booger, who is Jake, who looks just like Jake. So we're Finn and Jake from a mature time Nice, that's good the bunny ears. Yeah, and check out my shorts. It's a good costume. Oh, yes. Yeah, let's see the shorts It's good it's good after that. Oh, be careful. Of course it's standing on a rolling chair They work about to get a full moon. Okay. No, he stopped We're getting instead a a sack of potatoes there in the front My My after he bought for you

Not I think so bit you know, are you wearing underwear? I don't know I change really fast I don't know, I changed really fast. I was so fast, you can be no. I mean, that's great, Chris. No, it's great. It's good. Thank you. We're going to be wrapping up here pretty soon,

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