Rooster Teeth Podcast - Find Gus on OnlyFans - #615

Episode Date: September 22, 2020

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Leap. I didn't see it. Hold on. Let me. There we go. I need a press table to see what you guys are doing. Wow. Hello.

Um, dude, nice table. We splashed out this year. We went all out. Uh, hey, before we go any further, I feel there's something I want to mention here real fast. Throughout got something to say, it's only valid while this podcast is going on, this only valid for the next 50 minutes or whatever. We have a sale going on on the store right now. First members get 25% off site wide if they use code podcast first. Only while we're live right now through the end of the panel

Go get check it out site wide Only while we're on 25% off podcast first. Just gonna say over and over. We got a new fall collection dropping Which is a new for rtx Falling there we go It's available now. No, that's me dude and We've also got some RTX exclusives as well. I think Barbara's wearing one of them. But do we have that? Yeah, Barbara's already an enemy girl T Yee love it. I love these guys some some old classics We old classics. We got two. The Touch My Awesome button.

We got the many faces of Gus from the RTAs. I love it. And the Gus calendar shirt, which should be burned if you receive it. Just burn it right away. Go back to the picture of the tie dye girl. I want to see that one again. Anybody? No? Anybody ever wear a coat?

Is this the fault of a fire place? Damn. I do. She's cute. Damn. Look of a fireplace. Damn, I do. She's cute. Damn, look at that girl. Ooh, that blonde. She's cute. Who is she? I should get her number. Look at me instead.

I'm naked. No. Hey, I actually kind of have, so I'm not wearing, well, I'm wearing merch right now, but I do have a surprise for Barbara, but it's not a side gift or anything But it's it's my RTX guardian shirt. Oh My god 2013 Yeah, it's a size small Could you just tear that in half right now with just your body? I wouldn't want to because I love this shirt

tear that in half right now with just your body. I wouldn't want to because I love this shirt. It looks like it's painted on you, dude. It's a star-risked your teeth for me. It's true, that's where I gave you a fist bump. And I was like, You were erupting from that. It's like, it's screaming. I don't know, I'd be erupting too,

but it would only be right around the belly. It wouldn't be up there. It was like around like 20, 13, 16 that I decided maybe I shouldn't wear my size small shirts anymore. Can I switch? Could you give that memo to Chris? Does he still wear the smooth? Yes, very smooth. One of my first interactions with you, Blame blame was when we were filming a Lads Action News and we just came to the A-nex and you just burst it out of your shirt.

Like it was all those little poppers and it just like someone just ripped it open and you're like, oh no, my body's out. Sinsa and Puppet off of me. No, no. Because I don't think someone gave it a tug and it was just, they all just popped open like it was ready to go.

Because I don't think I saw the camera and just wait like Like no, I don't think it was your Why are you frozen we lost you oh there you're back You're dropping frames dude. Oh. Oh. I just keep doing those phases and see what happens. You're dropping frames, dude. You got to pick them up. Got him. They're all in the eye. I love the ponytail you got going on.

Gus and Gavin both have ponytails, but Gavin, that's just, it's remarkable. I love it so much. Oh, wait, Lincoln wants you. Shit, Mike, it fell out when I think if I flexed it off, I'm gonnaed it off With your hair muscles Oh my god, oh, I had hair clips in too. I forgot a god Yeah, I need a fucking hair cut. When do you think I'll be able to get a haircut again?

It's been almost seven months at this point. You could get one whenever you want When do you think I can safely get a haircut again? this point. You could get one whenever you want. When do you think I can safely get a haircut again? I think I think actually it's pretty safe to do it now. A lot of places have like some pretty good policies going on, mask policies, spatial policies and whatnot. I feel like I would be fine with that because I feel like the person cutting my hair would be wearing a mask. So would I. But what if other people in that on?

I know there's some places that are only taking like two people at a time in the entire salon. So like it's very, very empty. Now maybe I can go for it. Maybe it's time. Maybe we can see each other. We can book the two spots at the salon. We'll be the two customers.

Right, you're in one end and we're in the other end. It's me and we're getting haircuts at the same time. We can wave to each other. You wouldn't do that though. You would hate that. No, it's fine because I'm not, when I get my hair cut off my glasses off, so I wouldn't be able to see you anyway.

Oh. Blaine, you look so pretty. Oh, looks good, Blaine. Who's drinking? Cheers, everyone. Cheers. Happy RTX. Happy RTX to all the chats also.

Yeah, if you go to this window birds called it the man button podcast in chat. I actually to get in the spirit, I have actually been watching some of the old Rt podcast from RTX just because man, that energy was so much fun to do that show live in front of all these people. And you know, I guess we're kind of doing it virtually with a few thousand people watching just like we would in person. You just can't hear them. Yeah, so just cheer loudly in the chat if you're there to yourself.

What did Bernie have everyone do? One time, did he have everyone pop a knuckle at the same time in the world? Everyone tweet us a video of you popping a knuckle and then we'll cut together a super compilation of everyone popping their knuckles at the same time. Max, air social. I mean, we'll send it to Eric. Eric will take care of it. It's a job for Eric.

What's his email again? Caleb at Achievement.com. Man, I was... Yeah, there was the story that I think it was last year where I told the Jolly Rancher story and I think like every single person on the panel get up except for Philip DeFranco who was just like go on. That was, yeah, that wasn't, that was longer than that, wasn't it? I think last year I was on it.

I think that was, oh no, I guess it was two years ago. Time flies. What is time anymore? I don't know what you're doing. Was that the same one where Bernie tried to explain the rules of Gavano Google and just went off on the oddest tangent and then lost himself and then just gave up. Yep. Oh my god. Good times.

Yeah, the energy of an RTX crowd is crazy. Like one second into walking into the room It's just like everything's just 100% eyes. I missed that It said that you're where we got everyone to not cheer for Gavin when he came out So it's just one guy in the audience just going That was really weird. I thought I'd like everything just felt wrong I thought like I'd walked out at the wrong time where I was like,

I might not on this. And then it was all a large prank. Everyone's being really weird too. I think that's why that's why I really got so. Is that everyone's acting like a terrified lunatic before I came out because they were trying to keep it from me. You could always tell when they're conspiring against you if people are acting weird like them.

There was an RTX Frank where I was accompanying Katie because you were on a panel, Barbara, so I was like free while I was being a guardian and it was when they gave out Jack's phone number on like one of the podcasts, something like that. And we were like rushing around behind the scenes and like it was high energy. Yeah, good time.

And so that was 2013, God. I guess I don't know about you. I have flashbacks of when you and I used to co-direct RTX and how I'm both happy and sad that I don't do it anymore because it was so much fun, but it was so much work. I still have the occasional nightmare about it. I think I'll probably have those for the rest of my life. I'm glad other people are involved in taking care of that now because it's a lot of work. The Broadcast Department has been absolutely crushing it with everything our TX related and obviously Clarissa who you know is playing the whole thing. Yeah I see Clarissa in chat and of

course the Broadcast Department's helping us switch everything right now. They're busy hard at work. Thank you guys. Yeah. I was talking to Ben Ernst has been like MVP RTX with everything. He's been planning out everything and working with everybody, but he was messaging us and I think he's done a message at like three or four in the morning. And Jessica was like, oh my god, why are you messaging so late at night or early in the morning? And he's like, ha, RTX. I was like, man, I feel that. I remember those days just being up like two, three in the morning, just working on everything last minute, trying to get it done. Yeah.

I think it was like my first year as staff or something. And it was like right before RTX and I was fucking jazzed because this was my first RTX as staff. And I remember walking into your office and you looked like, you looked like death Barbara. Like your eyes were bloodshot and like it looked like you had two black eyes and you were like lost in a pile of sweaters and you're just like,

oh! I think that was the same year where someone took a photo of me. I was like taking a nap on the couch that was the same year where someone took a photo of me. I was like taking a nap on the couch that was in the office. We had like one couch. And I put a sign up on me that said, taking my lunch break because I didn't want anyone to bother me. And I was like, I just need to use my lunch break to sleep.

What was it? Was it in 2012 when you gave me that hamburger bar, bro? And I like, yeah, like I was so tired and so hungry. I just laid down and like closed my eyes in the hamburger and we're just like opening and closing my mouth with the hamburgers in my face on the table. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't have the energy to pick it up and bring it to my face. That is the one thing that I feel like I missed though, because as shit as you guys may have looked in that moment, as soon as RTX happened that weekend, everyone was fucking all dressed up. I remember like, planning my outfits out. Early, early RTX, I was like,

I want to look like this on this day and this on this day. And then I just cheated and got an old shirt. Yeah. You're like, you're going like a shopping spree in this one this day and then I just cheated and got an old shirt. You're like, you're going like a shopping spree and you get your RTX close. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, that's like something I miss so bad is just like going to events or even like just going out and actually putting care into what I look like. Like I went out the other day to do something and I was like, I get to wear like a real shirt and real pants and real shoes. Like, oh my God, this is so exciting.

I was we we were so bored here over the weekend that Esther and I saw a picture of an ice cream cone on the internet. And we were like, we can buy that ice cream in Houston. So we drove to Houston to buy an ice cream cone. We sat in our car and ate it and drove back to Austin. Are you kidding? That's fucking awesome. It was like, can't go anywhere, can't really do anything.

We went to this ice cream shop in Chinatown, Houston. Like we were the only ones in there bought the ice cream cone, just went, sat in the car, ate it. And we're like, okay, I guess we'll go back to Austin now. It was a beautiful ice cream cone though. Like, to me, that would be totally worth it. Just to do something.

The point was a lot of effort into your appearance now. Like, if you do happen to venture out, who me? Who's anyone? Does anyone? I haven't bought new clothes since 2019, I think. Like, I have no. Someone made fun of me the other day When I was out because I had like a short ankle sock on and just one like large regular sock And I got some grief about it

My excuse was that you know we've been in quarantine for six months Who cares? But then they were like well this is like one of the few times you've gone out. And I was like, uh, it's a good point. Oh, my God. You couldn't find two matching socks. I just didn't care. Like, uh, I get that much. Do you have that much?

See for me, it's just like, I do. I always, all my socks are the same. So yeah, I always have matching socks. Oh, do I have some matches on today? Oh, those got some matches on today. Oh, those are cute too. I discovered this place called Ross or Marshalls. But basically, it's like a closeout store, all right? And basically-

That's where it's waiting up to us. We've never heard of it store. No, listen, I didn't know what it was and I want to help someone find this place because it's just basically the place that they take all the shit that they didn't sell in the department store and they sell it there. I got Nike pre-financed for $18.

I was like, wow, that's a deal. These are my house shoes. Yeah. Why do my shoes in the house? Because it hurts. I don't have art support. I'm like, I'm walking on like floor and it hurts. Buy some house slippers, dude.

That's because playing is 30 now. Oh God don't remind me. I was like walking up the stairs and my knees really It was like oh god, so I'm not There have art stuff. Nothing. I supposed to just wear no shoes mostly because Like humans didn't evolve with shoes. Oh my feet are hurting humans also evolved to live like 25 or 30 years and get eaten by a lion, so I'm not down with that either. You know, we can change. Things can get better, you know. We can embrace that.

Do you think that you wouldn't live as long if you never wore shoes? Absolutely. We have all this technology. We've worked for a couple thousand years to build all this shit. Let's take advantage of it I get it. I get it for like walking on like rocks and shit, but if it's just like perfectly flat Ground that's man-made then surely that's the shoe. Yeah, but you don't want to get like dirty shit on the bottom of your feet

Not that easy. Maybe you don't well. I don't know. There's like I have dogs. They're walking around Maybe there's they track something in's you don't know there's like I have dogs they're walking around maybe there's they track something in I don't know These are also incredibly comfortable don't we don't like I don't want to generalize but isn't it true that when People are peeing into a toilet from a standing up position that they tend to get a lot of splatter on the ground Isn't that like a common thing that I mean fucking bungalow or stage five bathroom was any indication There was urine on the top of the fucking toilet someone was just going to do that that post show that we went into the men's bathroom And it all the sights and sounds of that room my god. I thought women were gross No, I mean women are public a public man bog is one of the worst places in a,

well, just in the day today. I will say the women's restroom, public restroom is one of the hair dryer. It's amazing. I'm not talking about the rooster teeth on the bathroom. I'm talking about like a public women's bathroom because like not only do we got piss and shit, we also got periods. So there's just a mixture of substances and fluids and material all up in there. This makes me think of the Barbara Ella bathroom.

Like, both girls and guys, I don't think either of them had doors for a while, so you can just see people piss and you shouldn't. But to think of the act of going there and then peeing amongst a bunch of other people who are also breathing really heavy and sometimes they didn't have soap, so you just like wash on water and then you go out and then you dance

with a bunch of other people. Oh, what happened to those days? Different world. Yeah. That sounds so foreign to me now. Yeah, we know, fucking nasty if you really think about it. There were times where it's just like, you'd get all up in people's girls and just, man,

I wonder what clubs are gonna be like after all this, because- I just want to say, I feel vindicated in all of this, by the way. I just want to throw that out there. I just want to say I was right all along. You were right. Yeah, people are disgusting. Avoid them. I always just think that it to just mainly convention times, where it's like there's just so many people

in the same place. So many people crammed into lifts. Was always, oh my God. Yeah. I remember like making out with strangers at the club. That was the thing. Like it was me bling. You don't have to keep saying it was a stranger.

Yeah. That's what's up, that's. Have you got that? Like you have people kind of just ignoring You don't have to keep saying it was stranger That like you have people who kind of just ignoring Current the current planet situation, but people still in bars making out with Wow People who don't care people who have like I don't know no empathy for what's going on in the world or no realization, no, they're not, I don't know, dealing with it, they're just trying to ignore it. Well, on a brighter note, like dating now sucks,

and I do feel like COVID kind of stole the early glory days of my relationship with Kelly, but so we've been having like figure out ways to do cool dates and stuff like that. It's really hard when we don't want to go to restaurants or events. But this weekend, try to use it. I'm going to seal that. That's fucking great. But no, I did choose your own adventure date this weekend, where I took a journal.

I made a flow chart, like spreadsheet thing, and it was like, it gave her options for everything. Like, do you wanna eat healthy? Do you wanna eat soul food? Do you wanna eat poison? And then poison was like, go to the death page. It was like branched. It's pretty great.

It's very bad. That's the thing. And that seemed okay. That weren't like eat poison. Were there any of that like, would end the date just like? There was Italian food, it's like, oh Italian food, bling is allergic, bling dies and date over.

There was a couple like, I think I've like, there was like, do you want pizza? Do you want home slice, via through in three, bar like, brewed house, or dominoes, and then dominoes would take you to death. then like do you want burgers and then it was like

What a burger top notch hat Creek and then In and out and then in now took you to death Tony and I've been doing this like scratch off date book Where you like have to do the date that you just randomly scratch off. That's fucking great. Is that Amazon? What is that? I don't know. One of them was like, we had to buy a little like indoor

grilling thing and make spores while watching a romantic movie. And we watched sleepless in Seattle, which is one of the creepiest movies I've ever seen in my life. I don't know how that movie does it hold up. And it's really about stalking. Basically.

Yeah, but the stalkers are like the protagonist and like the lame, the lame like bumbling lame dude that she leaves is really funny. Like I really like him in the movie. I was like, that's clearly the correct choice. This movie's about the terrible people. And then anyway, we did that date. I was good.

The next one we got, that we scratched off was by herbs, plant them, and then make food with them. That's a long date. That's a really long date. Wait, we have to wait for herbs to grow. Those less day ever. I bet those herbs have out. I was thinking of being your first date with someone.

Yeah, just like, well, I guess you got to come back. I feel like those herbs have probably outlasted relationships in the past, like people have gotten in, like, oh, this will be cute. Come back two and three weeks, then they're fucking broken up. So is this a date book for quarantine and in particular? Because it seems like these ideas are things

you could do at home, or is it just you're only picking the ones that you could do? Yeah, we just put, they have little icons on them so you can see like potentially what you're in for if there's a little car symbol usually you have to go and do something somewhere but I mean we just got it because of quarantine because we're going out you know 90% less but it's a fun little idea just some of the dates are just crap though. Yeah, we have to do it. Plastic herbs. Plants of herbs now. Watch a snuff film together. Oh, dude.

I was thinking. One of them was we had to bake a cake. And while the cake, while we're making the cake, we had to watch Napoleon Dynamite. And we had to smear frosting on each other's faces every time he said, Gosh. Oh, what? So we were really like on edge the entire time. He says gosh twice.

Really? In the whole movie. I was expecting it like 10, 15 times. Nope. Twice. It was a real let there. I feel like someone who wrote that date hadn't seen it in a while. They're like, oh yeah, he always says gosh. Like, that's his thing, right? Well, maybe that's a thing again, except instead of that, listen to the song Roxanne. And every time they say Roxanne, you smear icing on her. And every time they say red light, she smears icing on you. Roxanne comes like half a second after red light every time. Yeah. So it's just you.

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But I've been thinking about just ditching my Twitter and starting an only fans and just treating it like Twitter. Like not posting photos or anything, but just having like text exchanges. Because people have to pay for. Right, and here's the deal. The problem with Twitter is that you you know, you can contribute, like you're creating content for them and they're making money off of it. And since there's no barrier to entry,

you end up getting trolled and a lot of, you get harassed a lot. Like the other day, I retweeted, Chrissy Teigen had tweeted something about fundraising for democratic Senate candidates and I had retweeted it and someone replied, like, why don't we use that money to find the missing kids instead? This is actually what got me started

about thinking about this. And the reason they said that is someone who believes in QAnon. And I was like, there's just like all these bots and all these people out there who are trolling because there's no barrier to entry. If you start an only fan, that's super cheap, like 10 cents a day, like $3 a month or something, right?

And it's like, all you do is Twitter. It's just like a paid version of Twitter which is like two or three bucks a month. It's like you don't have any trolls because nobody wants to put credit card information on the internet unless they're really interested. You get a smaller audience, so you're more engaged with them.

You can actually have a back and forth and get to know people. It's just like a lot more of a controlled small group that you can really connect with. If we all tweet each other though, we don't have to be just paying each other. Uh, I give you all the friends of family discount. Oh, also, Gus, if you have an only fans that will open you up in case

you ever do want to upload some fun photos, if you, if the, you know, moment strikes you, sure, a bit of shaft or something. I, I got one of the worst sunburns I've ever had and I posted it on my close friends group. It was, I cropped it out, but some of my friends friends, I actually like had tears of friends who got to see it. But there was one shot where it was just me, my back, and my full white ass, and just like this stark line right above my ass. I don't remember this phone.

I was like, am I not your close friend? It was in my close friends on Instagram. I saw it. Did you see it? I didn't shut it. Yeah, of course. It's in my bank bank bank now. I sent it to John because it was his birthday.

I was like, hey, happy birthday. I'm gonna ask you a consent for this. I just got a huge sunburn today and it's really funny. Do you want to see it? But you'll have to see my ass. And he's like, well, I got to see it now. I said, it's too much. I feel like, John, it's really put off by having a seer butt.

Your calendar guess would have done really well on only fans, I think. I think so. That's a lot of skin. Lost off for people one. No, we will do a crossover. We'll get a Blaine's not sunburned ass and me in the next calendar that we do.

Sweet. And then beauty and the beast. What should I show? not sunburned ass and me in the next calendar that we do. Sweet, down. Beauty and the Beast. What should I show? Tail is all the time. Bill and? No, I don't think the bell and I think it's too, that's too, maybe just a bit of neck. Yeah, and I think, I think what you should do Gavin is

something that I think you've been working up to on the podcast for a long time. It's just close-ups of your anus. Oh, I got a perfect lens for it. Yeah, you've been talking about how it's not offensive, if it's close enough up, cheese, spreex. This lens, and it's got lights on the end, right? Whoa. So I could really like,

I was gonna do it. I was actually filming down my own throat the other night because I'm trying to make a like a gross coughing video. Shuck. You should just, you should just do extreme closets. I was there with the camera. So when it is going to get in, give that. Please do.

It's hard to hold your mouth wide open, get focused, and then cough without moving your mouth like I kept gagging. I don't know what it was. It wasn't touching the inside of my mouth. I wasn't touching the inside of my mouth, but just holding it like, it was like playing operation. And it made me gag a lot. This reminds me of something we brought up on the podcast years ago, which is if you

Google image search the word coughing It's just a bunch of people giving blow jobs to invisible dicks Well, I needed I needed to do like a shout out, but I mean we're talking about Giving a visible play Eric's reminding me. I know I know Eric you want me to do it now. They're doing that. They're talking about giving a visible, Eric's reminding me, I know, I know, Eric, you want me to do it now? They're talking about this other shit. Yeah. I'm having a hard time talking to Eric. Sorry.

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So I think you're going to hate me for this. This food debate has been going on for many weeks. It's a bummer, no. We haven't discussed forks. Oh, God damn, no. Wish forks. The small ones for salad, let's move on. This small ones for salad. Let's move on.

That big. I've never seen a fork that big before. It's really it's not as big as you think it is. Just grab with all utensils apparently. Yeah, apparently. I gotta go grab one. You're gonna grab your. Okay. Why do you all have to have only have one size fork in my house? What the hell are y'all doing? Usually when you buy it like a utensil I said it comes with multiple sizes doesn't it? Do you buy them one at a time Gus? Do you buy them individually? Yeah. I go to comes with different sized stuff. Are you gonna go to IKEA and you buy

individual forks and spoons and that's what I did And you just bought the small ones I guess I don't know Everything's tea and salad for you For talking about eating utensils. I am quite proud of this one. Oh Spore a male sport. It's called a split. I got him in Australia Best fucking eating utensil they do do everything. So the answer. He pitted. What do you mean? Well, how do you hold any liquid in that?

It's in a little cup. Right there. That's not enough of a cup. That's the worst. That's the worst. None of the benefits of a spoon with the inconvenience of half a full. Dude, no, like for mac and cheese,

it gets more liquid in there than a fork that liquidatherer would. But it's viscous it's got sauce and I would say solid. I would say that would be great for like a ramen type thing where you have a liquid and like a noodle type situation. That's what I'm saying. That's what the deep spoon in the chopsticks are for. This is the work. This is terrible for ramen. I would say the cheese and mac and cheese is a liquid If you're making it wrong. Yeah, absolutely It shouldn't be liquid. I mean, it should be creamy, but not like liquid cream is liquid Thick

Like I don't mean like dripping like liquidy. I mean like it's it goes When you mix it around That's liquid. I will say I did look like an idiot because I ran downstairs to grab this and I knew I was gonna Fuck it up somehow. So while I was running up the stairs. I was carrying it like this Like while running and I still tripped it was like running and I still tripped it was like, ah! Jeez. But you should grab these. I'm like the child.

If you can get these, get them because I use these more than any other utensil. It looks like it would be terrible to eat soup with. Oh yeah, cereal. Didn't do any soup with it. Or cereal, but you just said it's all you need. So what do you eat with it aside from mac and cheese? Oh, mashed potatoes. Um,

F***, why am I blinking on every food of Echfolate? It'd be good for ice cream. It'd be good for ice cream, because then you could kind of like, like, spear into it and then scoot. Don't put it in the middle of the bar, bro. You're just trying to make it feel not as awkward. Of course I am. I'm being a good friend. Thank you.

Are we going to get into Nive? Guardian Angel. Eee. Do you have different knives, Barbara? I only have one size knife, but I do have different, I have steak knives and I have like, I guess, butter knives you would call them. Do you have a cheese one? The fancy cheese knife or a fish?

What's the one? Is it the cheese one that's like, it goes along straight and then it swoops up back on itself and it's got a spike on it? I don't understand what it's for. It's for like, if I kick it up. Yeah, it's for like, kicking up, sliding some meat and stuff. Yeah, cutting and then you stab it onto your plate with the end. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I don't have one of those. We don't have any like fancy cheese stuff. I think you have to be a real grown-up to get one of those. That's something your parents can have. Gus, do you have one? My parents don't have one of those. We don't have any fancy cheese stuff. I think you have to be a real grown-up to get one of those. That's something your parents can have. Gus, do you have one? My parents don't have one. No.

I think that's a waste of money. You can just, says the guy who drove the fucking Houston for an ice cream cone. Sorry. Oh, got him. Oh, so if you're buying for my key, I guess it can't be that expensive. A cheese knife for my key, it's gonna be like a buck.

Yeah, but then you got a store of cheese knife for the one time of year you use it, that's stupid. Like I only buy things that I'm gonna use. That's why I only have one size of fork and one size of spoon. I just don't need to have multiple things, just pick the one you're gonna use all the time and buy that one. You have like sous vide stuff, don't you? No, you know I hate sous vide. You have fuck out.

Do you wanna suit? Do you wanna suit, guys? Oh what? Assuit, do you wanna suit? Do you wanna suit, guys? What? A suit, do you wanna suit? Yes, against my will, I do. Fuck you, I just forgot. You must have some sort of kitchen device that you don't use much. Kitchen device that I don't use much.

Like a slow cooker. Do you have a blowtorch? Mm-mm. See, because I think I was like stupid, because I wouldn't use them all the time. Do you have a blowtorch? See, because I think all of the things are stupid, because I wouldn't use them all the time. Do you have a bread maker, a pasta maker? Do you have? No, no.

Do you have? This is tough. Trust me, everything gets used regularly. I hate having shit around that I don't use all the time. If it was something I didn't use frequently, I would get rid of it. The closest that I come to is I have a Kitchen 8 stand mixer. And I only keep that around because I do bake every now and then and it comes in really handy when you do that. Is that one?

Do you want to use a whisk? Is one of these things? No! What are you an animal? What is that thing? Is that this thing? Yeah, exactly. That's like a standing mixer, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. You have one? Yeah. That's a huge, that's a fucking standing mixer. Yeah, yeah, okay, you have one. Yeah, that's a huge that's a fucking Monolithic waste of space. You haven't used that in at least two months. I used it last weekend not this past weekend But the whole shit I got nothing on you today. I'm telling you I'm telling you I don't keep shit around that I don't need What about waffles? I don't buy it in the first place waffles. No, of course. I don't have a waffle maker I don't buy it in the first place. Waffles, no, of course I don't have a waffle maker. I was gonna say pancakes, but you just make those in a pad. So do you, I guess you don't get like the little like,

what are they called? There's like a bunch of stuff you could get that are, I'm not gagged gifts, but they're so specific like, like a lemon juicer where it like is shaped like a lemon. I don't know if you guys have seen this before. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I don't have one of those, but I know what you're talking about. Is that for like making lemonade or?

No, I feel like like so many store sell these little trinkets and gadgets and stuff that are for like these one specific uses that are only good for like one type of food. And people are like, oh, it's so cute. I'm gonna buy it for my kitchen and use it like maybe once. Do you get the impression? That's always like maybe once. You get the impression. That's always his face. Do you get the impression that if we were actually

RTX in front of thousands of live audience members that we'd be talking about the shit? Because it's absolutely absolutely. No. No. Someone in chat pointed something out. Who is this? Echo 1.99 says, this is why I got a toaster of it.

Instead of a toaster. I'm the same way. I don't have a toaster. I bought a toaster of it because I can use it more frequently. I use my toaster every day. What do you toast in the oven that's not toast? Bacon Right, but that okay you toast bacon. You can just make that anyway there in a pan. It's better in the toaster oven I guess yeah, it's an oven so you can just like make it like you a pan. It's straighter in the toaster oven. I guess yeah it's an oven so you can just like make it like you would bake it and I got you. I bought a air fryer the other day. Ooh, I love those. What kind?

Corso I think is the brand or Corso it's like a C-O word. It have to go. Corsor. Yes. You're away. You say Kassori? Yeah. COSORI. Let me look at a picture. You get a second hand one with the with the brand rubbed off on the. No, no, I bought it from Amazon. So I just went for like the highest rated one. So I did. So all right. Let me just look at my previous. I have an I have an injury. I love Let me just look at my previous. I have an enjoyer for you. I love that thing.

It's like nice. Well, I will say. You make a lot of shit with that. Oh yeah. So the date path that Kelly chose on her choose your own adventure date was she wanted to make food at home. And then it was soul food and then it was chicken fried steak. So we went to Whole Foods, grabbed all the stuff and then it was chicken fried steak. So we like went to Whole Foods, grabbed all the stuff and then made like actual chicken fried steak.

That was a process, man. But it was fucking awesome. It was so good, Gavin. I did. Yes, I did because I had enough to do some gravy. I shit so much. I had diarrhea so bad because it was like really I don't know what we did But it was it was good, but it was hot You not cook it like it was it was like done. It was well done, but it was I don't know We got like this fancy-ass whole food ingredients, you know, oh Dude that sounds like so much fun, though. I love that.

Speaking of shit, this, not a shit. Speaking of home shit, got a bin update on my, on my recycling bins. How's that going? Did you lose it? I'm lost. So keep catching up. No, go through what this is.

Wow, I'm sitting him up. I'll fill you in, Blaine. But I kept losing my bin in the bin truck. And when I've got my third replacement bin the neighbor nicked it this time What? I don't know who took it anyway this week all of the bins get anyway, this week, all of the bins landed right where I put him. It was perfect. Then someone smashed their car into all of them and hung them all over my lawn. So at least

the latest, if you want to be an optimist, at least they were empty, right? They were empty. So they sound like they spilled trash all over the place. With a full of dogs. Someone else's dog shit. What do you guys' thoughts on finding someone's... That's the worst luck with those things. Well, how would you react if you found someone's dog shit in your trash bin? That's what I would do. I'll tell you exactly how you react negatively because it happened to me and Trevor the other day

after it had rained with our bin open because they had just taken our trash, bin was left open, it rained, someone walking their dog through a bag of dog shit into our empty trash can with the water in it. So when we were bringing it in, we opened it up and discovered that someone had left their dog shit floating in the water that was hot, by the way,

because it was a hot day and it was fucking disgusting. So it was a floater, not a sinker. There you go. Why don't we just have direct lines to the trash? That doesn't make any sense. Like everyone has a dump in their backyard or they're setting their own trash on fire. We all have bog, we have bog pipes, we can all shit into our houses and it just goes away. Why not have a bigger one? For Garbo why don't we try to be a trash shoot? Yeah, like crush it all into cubes And then we just flush them down the the garbo hole and it goes to landfill or recycling plant Well, a pneumatic tube where you put all your trash in it and it automatically gets sent over to the dump Yeah, that's my favorite word out loud. It's incredibly a practical imagine how big those pipes where you put all your trash in it and it automatically gets sent over to the dump. Yeah.

I mean, saying out loud, it's incredibly a practical imagine how big those pipes have to be. Yeah. That sounds like some wallet shit. Yeah. You know what we need is we need like, you know those vacuum cleaners that you press a button and then the cord just goes like sucks it, you know.

Yeah. We need those on our houses where it's like you pull the trash bin out to the curb and then you press a button in your garage and it just goes, just sucks it back in your garage. Did you have to walk it? Or you could make the effort to walk the 20 feet out to get your trash cans and bring them back in. Unless someone steals it, guys, in which case a cable would prevent that from happening,

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Can you imagine if you had to call a plumber for your trash line? Oh, that would fucking suck. But they wouldn't be called a plumber. Maybe call it a trasher or a thrasher. Yeah, I want to go back on this idea. It doesn't have the legs that the Cold Mailbox has. I'm turning my back on this one. I mean, it's not the craziest thing the idea you guys have.

I mean, Disney World apparently does it. They have like trash, uh, fucking, what are they called? Underground Turks. They can buy Marvel. Oh, Microsoft, Bethesda today. Yeah. Dude, Microsoft spent seven and a half billion dollars today. On what? Almost two starwars is. That's crazy. Almost two marvels. They bought Bethesda. They, they bought Bethesda. Well,, they bought Bethesda well actually I guess technically if you want to get state correctly they bought Xenomax so they bought It's like fall out and like oh doom it in wolf's time wolf's time Elder Scrolls games. Yeah, pray

I don't know what they're gonna do with that so are all those first party games now are they gonna be only on Xbox or what? Well, they said I think they said they're planning on party games now? Are they going to be only on Xbox or what? Well, they said they said they're planning on porting the bat catalog to Game Pass, which is fucking crazy to me. But death loop and ghost wire Tokyo are PlayStation exclusives still. But moving forward, yeah, we might see more just Xbox exclusive stuff from them. Interesting. That's crazy that potentially like Elder Scrolls 6 will just be out on Game Pass. And you can just play, you can get like hundreds of hours of entertainment from. I bought a little like holder that I can fit a next box controller into and I can put my phone on.

So I can play Game Pass on my phone using the next box controller, wherever you go. And it just, it worked. It's so fucking cool. I can't explain how awesome it is to just like, be like, oh, I'm going to play match chief collection. You just fire it up. Like, all right, I'm just going to jump in and play halos that are on my phone right now. No big deal. Get the fuck out. That's a thing. It works fucking incredible. I said, I took a couple pictures. I think I sent him to Gav over the weekend. But yeah, I mean, all the game past stuff is just available there. Unfortunately, it's Android only, so you can't do it on iOS. It may be coming iOS at some point.

I was really confused this morning because what I do after I wake up, I eventually go on Twitter and I look at the news and all the headlines of like what's going on. And I saw one of the trending things was 7.5 billion. And my first instinct was like, oh, what's going on with the population of the world? Because that's like roughly what? Seven, is it 7.7 billion or something like that? Somewhere on there, yeah.

And then I discovered it was what they purchased it for. And I was like, oh, fuck. $1 for every human being. That's crazy value. That's a ton of IPs, I guess. That's why the money really is. Guess section of the picture in all I can notice is this hairy fucking arm, but that's very cool though.

Thanks. Yeah, do you think it will happen? Do you think Apple will allow that eventually? I would think so. I think it's, yeah, that's a big deal. I think people would switch platforms for that reason just to be able to play game pass like that. And Apple already has a steam link app, which pretty much gives you full access to your entire

steam library on it on an Apple device. Yeah, I would bet all the time. But the Microsoft let them network as opposed to going out over the cloud specifically. So it's like if you play on steam link, it's coming off of your PC. If you're playing like X Cloud stuff, it's coming from the cloud somewhere, not from a device you own. But you can stream Steam game.

Trust me, I get it. I'm just, that's the rationale that they've used. All right. Fair play. So I play games that are on Michael's computer with my controller. Because you have like family sharing? No, he just like streams his game and shares the controls with me.

Mm, got you. And that's how we've been playing some of our play pal stuff. Yeah, I think that the ultimately reverse or decision is just there, you know, incentivize not to with Apple arcade and all the other shit they got going on. It's like that stuff where it's monopolistic in nature. And I think that in order to avoid further scrutiny right now from the government, because I'll probably start allowing it. Because I mean, they're already kind of getting shit over the whole Fortnite epic developer thing. I think epics locked out from their developer account for a year

at minimum. Why? Because they made that ad and they're like, Poking fun or what? I just, I just done with Apple like, smacking everyone around really, I guess. Yeah, X. Yeah. It's, it sucks. But I mean, I, I wasn't going back to the Bethesda thing. I think that's really encouraging for gaming in general. I think between, um, I mean, I'm a little worried that Apple's consolid- I'm not that Apple. I'm a little worried that Microsoft's consolidating all of these studios under their control, but it seems like they're working to try to make the games available, like either via Xbox or PC. It's just I like having- I don't want- I want to make sure that Sony keeps up as well

in the- in the coming year. I'm not saying that Sony sucks or Sony's falling behind. I just want to make sure that there's an equal playing field between the two of them because ultimately having Multiple options for the end consumer is what's best because then they're competing with each other to make a better product I want them to get like shelved away under such a big company like Like Microsoft bought rare and I feel like that was kind of the error a ton of Rare IP was it just got shoved away rare replay came out, but then that was kind of the area. A ton of rare IP was it just got shoved away. Rare replay came out, but then that was it.

But like, I mean, what IP did we really lose in that? Perfect dark. Well, they made a perfect dark game. They made perfect dark zero. Yeah, I guess they just continue making games, but it just wasn't, I just feel like rare lost a ton of itself during that whole process. I mean, they changed a bit.

They made here recently see a Thebes. People love the shout of that. And of course, everyone would shut up about it. That's a good point. I guess, I mean, this is good news for Microsoft too, because I honestly think that this is controversial. Sony just beat their ass in the last generation of consoles. No, that's not controversial at all. Yeah, okay, good.

Yeah, PlayStation 4 just, we have. It's console virtual. Did, did, did, did, switch, do you better than PS4? Ha, ha, ha. I don't know. Nintendo always just like kind of does its own thing. Yeah, I still need to go get the Mario. I pay, I just paid for, to play get the Mario. I just paid for to play Mario 64 again.

I refused to buy that. I refused to pay for that. I didn't do sunshine, so I'm gonna get it. In fairness, I never played Galaxy of Sunshine, so I mainly got it for that. But I'm absolutely gonna play Mario 64 first, even though I already have it on the Wii Virtual Console. We're already good on that. Why would you get it again?

Childhood shit, man. I will buy Halo. If they just keep remaking Halo 1 every 10 years, I'll just keep doing it. I have to. It's like in my DNA now because I had such a good experience growing up on that stuff. Same with my R&D pool. It was like peak childhood gaming. It's an ODST coming'm coming out times in my life on master's chief collection odsd I was that tomorrow that comes out. That's that's the best halo game and then

odsd the game Xbox version, but then like firefighting stuff is Yeah, and then it comes PC that there was a big launch. What was it reach that that's coming out? Or is that already I reach is out? I think for PC. Yeah, it's it's it's it out. I don't know. I'll just play it though. That shit. Oh, yes, T. I that was like one of the few games right to sat down. I was like, I'll play a couple hours before I go to bed. I didn't sleep until that game was done. And I was like awake the entire time.

It was like, I was in it. That's what you started telling. There's that trend going around on Twitter where people post a picture of a video game they played as a kid and they're like, I grew up here, you guys are seeing that. Man, that seeing pictures and stuff and images from old games that I used to play

is it just takes me back to the feeling of not worrying about the world and it's just so nice and so pure to see that. So I wish I could go back there, just a part, just for a moment. I will say that some of the stuff, especially with the 3D old stars, the Mario stuff, is that it does feel very lazy in that they have

clearly had to change some stuff like the controller buttons, the technical... Don't wear the voices like telling you which buttons to press. But I guess they've changed what the buttons are because it's now a switch controller. So instead of re-recording the lines where it's like, now press this button, they just cut the name of the button. So it's like, to fill up your tank, press button. And I guess that was quicker than redoing it is just to cut the incorrect button. So now just this press button. And like, yeah, the assets are like old, I don't know, it's, it does feel lazy. And the game, it like isn't. It does feel lazy and the game,

it isn't remastered in any way really, but, shrug. Push, plug and play. And game. Oh, I think I forgot. I have a picture of my income. I see if this works. I didn't test.

I meant to test it. Does it work? It doesn't work. Yeah. It's really dark. Try again. Those are more dark shots. Dark shots.

I meant to test it before he came alive. I just forgot. Oh, well. I think you tweeted, though, so people could go on to it or see it, right? Yes, it's on my Instagram. Oh, it's the gram. Yeah. When you started your only fans, we'll see. It was just like one of those things I was thinking about like when I was driving to in from Houston. I was like, I think they, you know, they got it right. I think it really probably builds a better connection with community. Who's like, yeah, who's sus?

Yeah, but it can just make it low. Like, I mean, like what, if you followed someone on Twitter that you thought was funny, what would you pay? Like, would you pay a dime a day to see their tweets? Like, you can't get the barrier to entry low enough, then hopefully it doesn't matter. I don't know, it's something weird about it being just for text. Like I can see it when it's like a picture or a video because then I feel like I'm having some,

is there is a tweet content? Is that like, I feel like I don't post images or videos all that often on Twitter, that's mostly text-based. I think if you, as long as you're talking about showing feet on the only thing, even if it's in text form, I think you'll still get some money for it. That was a waste of time. And all post-fit.

Oh, post-fit, at least ones, I probably don't know. What social media is even winning anymore? Are we doing something? Sorry. Maybe we got to wrap up. No, you could do a reverse. Certainly, fans, where you could threaten pictures of your feet and people pay not to see it.

I said you were going to say, I would pay people to follow me. No, that's just normal Twitter. Look at my feet. Please give me validation, anybody. All right, well, we got to wrap this up. Thanks for coming to RTX. Everybody, hopefully, you all have a good show. And we have a few more days of RTX. Stick around. There's going to tons more panels, we gotta wrap this up. Thanks for coming to RTX, everybody. Hopefully you all have a good show. And we have a few more days of RTX.

Stick around, there's gonna tons more panels, tons more stuff coming on. And we hope we can see you guys in person again here real soon. And I can show you my feet. We miss you. Bye. Bye. music Do you like apples? Example.

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