Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Learns About Rat Roulette - #728
Episode Date: December 7, 2022Join Eric Baudour, Gavin Free, Kayla Milton, and Tim Goessling (TPG) as they talk about WTF is rat roulette, getting big into moons, Making weird merch, Avatar (blue alien one), and more! Sponsored... by MeUndies, Squarespace, and BetterHelp Go to http://meundies.com/roosterteeth to get 20% off your first order and free shipping. Go to http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I am Eric.
I am on time.
I'm Kayla.
We are down one right now.
Is this what it's like when someone's late?
That's what Sam was going to say.
That's what Gavin's going to say.
What?
Oh, this is what it's like.
Stab knows me well.
Yeah, are you always late?
I'm usually the late one.
It's different now because the achievement hunt I moved again.
When it was in somewhere else, I was late a lot.
It was a lot of like 502, let's just go live
and then Gavin would go,
and then jump and over something.
Yeah, him one wheeling in full speed.
Yeah.
Hey, did they make those illegal?
Yeah.
One wheel's really good.
No, they're not legal, they've all been recalled.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, is mine gonna pop?
No, no.
No, you might pop.
No, it's that people, like so many people have died.
Oh.
Eric, are you saying that the machine
that can have an exposed wheel that goes up to 20 miles an hour
on it is dangerous?
What I'm saying is that Gavin has it
and I've seen him on it more than I've ever seen anyone else
on one.
I mean, it's a bike is dangerous.
A bike is dangerous.
A bike is dangerous.
Yeah.
Is it saying that the more dangerous than yeah, yeah, they did yeah, they
They's crunched the numbers and they were like oh
Is going on
Oh, Tim I haven't seen you since the last time you're on the podcast
You guys in a while man. I dude? I see you guys at RTX.
Yeah, I missed RTX.
Yeah.
Man, how you guys doing?
I'm sorry, I'm late.
Oh, you're good, man.
I was looking to get to come all the way from...
You're running in circles.
You got meetings, but you made time for the podcast.
You message me and you went, bro.
Check it out.
Here's the data I'm gonna be in town.
And then immediately it was like,
we should get together on the podcast.
I messaged you guys and you both
In meat no hesitation. It's the fastest I've ever gotten a message. I'm Gavin 100% in
I'll move some flights around
Yeah, yeah, he was out of the country. That's why he was late
Tim how's it how's it feeling how is it? How's it doing dude? I'm good man. I you know, I'm coming off You know, I had this's it doing? Dude, I'm good, man. I'm coming off, uh,
you know, I had this moment last night.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
I hit massive, like, Griswold family energy.
Oh, really?
Yes, dude. So, you know, I'm in the Northeast now.
It's cold. And I'm like, had a big Christmas weekend.
You know, like, I want to talk to you guys a little bit about, like, Christmas traditions and stuff.
Okay.
But I was putting up the lights outside in the cold
It's like 30 degrees at to me it's freezing and
It's the look reason. Yeah, it was I mean it's like not that cold
It's like a lot of it's got crisp in the air. It's a little refreshing. It's scientifically, but basically fast forward
I eventually I was like I'm gonna just gonna throw this huge chunk of lights of this tree
this huge chunk of lights, this tree. And it's like, it evolved.
Yeah, it evolved.
And I had recently seen the entire Indiana Jones franchise
with my children.
This is probably wildly irresponsible.
Yeah, but Brady was like, pretty young.
Which just drove it like Indian, I was like,
in my mind, I was a hell yeah, tossed these lights up.
They all look beautiful and glowing,
except one strand, which was just like, I clearly had just plugged a bunch together.
Didn't realize that one of them was just janky.
So I looked at these lights, and it was like, wow,
like, that's so beautiful.
But that one strand, at the top of the tree,
looks like garbage.
So that I like, you know, I went inside at bed times,
it was a very warm feeling, and then I like went back outside
at like 11 o'clock at night with a rake and a ladder.
It was just like begging this tree with this rake.
And of course it was in the dark, so all these branches
are poking me and then I was like, what am I doing?
That's really cold, I was cold.
I'm like swinging this rake, pulling wires down.
This is the first 20 minutes of the Santa Claus.
Yeah, yeah. And I would become the Santa Claus. Yeah, yeah.
And I would become the Santa Claus.
Are you the Santa Claus?
Dude, in my Christmas energy, you know,
I came very close to bringing you guys
a giant sash with Christmas cookies.
Oh!
So much to the point that I had it in my bag this morning.
And I looked at it and I was like,
man, my kids had like worked on ours for these things
and we're just gonna come like evaporate them on the podcast. Absolutely, that's what happened. Yeah, and was like, man, my kids had like worked on ours for these things and we're just gonna come like evaporate them on the podcast.
Absolutely what happened.
Yeah, and then like, my lovely wife's gonna be back
at home being like, you realize these kids are like
looking for their cookies?
Like, what?
So I rewoke up Michelle and I was like,
are we really doing this?
Like, am I really taking all these cookies
to Austin and she was like, no, I don't do it.
So I apologize, man.
I wanted to bring like some sick woopy pies or something like that.
So you know what that is?
So whoopee pies.
It's like the, is it like two things
with a thing in the middle,
like the custard in the middle or the cream?
It's not a moon pie, right?
No, it's not a moon pie.
It's not a half pie.
It's basically like two chocolate cakes
with frosting and cream in the middle. They're so sweet. It's not a two chocolate cakes. Yeah, with frosting and cream in the middle.
They're so sweet.
It's not a hostess product.
I was about to say another moon pie.
It's not shaped like a moon.
It sounds like if an Oreo with a cake.
It's a wrap.
Yes, that is what it is.
I find moons to be crescent.
I'll kill you.
You dabble with moon cycles and all that?
No, my wife does. My wife is all about the moon. I have my small wife loves the moon. I was getting all kinds of information about my rising
and
Stup through Alyssa through your small wife. So my wife found out Gavin's birth time
And so she found out all of his
intricacies and then told her friend, Alissa, just,
and he's this and this is what he does.
And this is rising,
you're never gonna believe his ninth house.
It was like,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, where's your 12th house at?
See, I don't know any of this.
What's in your 12th house?
Oh, like a shovel, and a,
I don't know, I guess.
This is all stuff my wife tells me,
and she'll like explain like,
oh, you're like Capricorn is in like this house and you got this and I just keep going,
that's fucking crazy.
Yeah, she's right though.
Yeah, yeah.
I have two messages with your wife.
One is your comment saying on a Taylor Swift pun.
I did on Twitter.
She was so happy.
She like showed me that.
She was so happy about it.
And then the other one she was talking about, it was some tweet about like,
birth charts.
And I DMed her. I was like, birth charts. And I deemed her.
I was like, I've been told they have a very like,
that my birth chart is like upsetting.
And she was like, send it to me and I sent it to her.
And she's like, oh, yeah.
I feel like you're a big influence on my like,
generally like astrology culture.
Yeah, I got to understand like what like evil,
scorpio's were, and to do that.
Yeah, like, yeah, as a home of sexual,
they make you take a class before you graduate.
Do you think people are watching this online
in their just typey comments?
This is not what we're supposed to do.
Absolutely.
Pocket.
All right, are they taking a challenge?
Hey!
The airport.
Yeah.
Oh, I need it.
What I was talking about, you can't do the head.
Oh, no!
What I was talking about the moon though,
dude, was because, you know,
we're coming up on the Gemini and Meteor shower.
I don't know if you guys have ever
like actively sought out a Meteor shower before? No. No. The Gemini, you're missing up on the Gemini and Meteor shower. I don't know if you guys have ever like actively sought out a meteor shower before.
No. No.
Did you gem in it?
You're missing out.
Okay.
Okay.
Basically, this was my vibe where I would like, spent a lot of times, a, understanding like
astrology, not like, Scorpio, like Draco, but like actually like when meteor showers
are coming.
Right.
And you got two heavy hitters.
Is that not astronomy?
That's astronomy.
Not astrology.
I messed that up.
I feel deeply embarrassed.
My dad is gonna be upset with me.
But yeah, so I'm really into astrology.
Yeah.
He's got these meteor showers.
I'm so heavy on astrology.
I'm buying telescopes.
Yeah, no, no, no, that's Scorpio shit.
I took astrology in college. it was a fun class.
Oh my god, it's so, so you're telling me there's a meteor shower here?
So there is a meteor shower called the Geminid meteor shower coming up.
Okay.
I believe it starts maybe next weekend, maybe this week, you know, it's usually a heater.
Okay, you got Perseids and Geminids. Perciids are in August, geminids.
And when I lived in LA, I would spend a lot of time
looking at the light map.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You know what the light map is?
Yeah, light pollution, yeah.
Yeah, then I would pinpoint, I would layer the light map
on top of the Google maps and I would find the area
off the 405 where like I could be in the next zone.
Like a little docks, yeah, exactly.
And then I would drive up there.
And I would pull over to side of the road,
sometimes terrifying, because you're like basically
on the side of the four or five.
Yeah, or you're off the four or five.
You're like, well, if I'd drive another 15 minutes,
then you're like, that's our God.
That's our God.
That's our God.
That's our God.
That's our God.
But that's also where the darkness is.
Where the good, good meteors are.
So then you just sit out there, let your eyes adjust,
and then this guy starts ripping,
and it's wicked sick, dude.
And it's like, it's so tight.
So last year, Gemini, it's December,
I try to convince my wife to watch with me,
she's like, you're a psycho, you're a psycho.
I'm gonna call it by yourself.
I love your wife so much.
Your brother, I try to get my brothers
and my buddies to do it, they were like, do it no way.
I go outside in my yard,
because it's like relatively dark where our region
and my neighbor across the street
is the only house with the light up.
And I was, this came to go.
Do you not get your newsletter?
Yeah, I took my phone out even though that messeses with your media division and I was like I'm gonna
I'm gonna text this dude and then I realized that the light was his bathroom dude
Oh, no, I'm gonna tell him to dump in the dump. Yeah, like how do I approach this?
Hey, I see you in the bathroom. You're fucking up the media. It does lights up
I'm trying to experience
Yeah, I've been watching you for an hour.
My meteor vision is hoondering on you in the bathroom.
So I caught like one or two and then I went inside.
One or two meteors, you know.
Yeah, I go.
One or two, how many other toe?
Well, he was doing two, so he caught.
Wait, what makes a meteor shower?
How are they so regular?
Science boys.
As an astrology guy.
Like, when you go through a meteor shower,
you can, you know, there's a little more dust.
Star dust, bro.
But they happen like all the time?
That shit burns up pretty regularly.
Like, little tiny stuff colliding with the atmosphere.
I don't like that.
It is.
It's how we got the moon.
Yeah. It is essentially terrifying for sure. It's how we got the moon.
Yeah.
It is essentially terrifying for sure.
It's also a great nighttime spectacle.
I mean, you have to think about, we're not stationary.
No, I know that.
We're hurtling at a violent speed through space.
Yeah.
Which is why, and if a tournament's played us to Matt Bregg, time travel doesn't work.
You could never end up where the earth was when you went back.
You need space and time travel.
Yeah, you smash into it and be a dust, right?
Smash into what?
Like if you were able to try to figure out time travel, if you tried to travel back to
a stationary position on the mass of thing like the earth moving, you would just turn
into, you'd be liquefied.
Yeah, but that's why you need to, that's why you need to travel through more than just time.
You also have to be able to travel through space.
That's the you need to travel through more than just time. You also have to be able to travel through space.
That's the first issue.
If you were just locked in space,
and then the earth, as it moves normally,
just came into you.
That's how it works.
What if you have to stand there and want,
like you're just there and watch it, you go,
ah!
You're in your,
I have fun in your insidney,
but 20 years ago.
That's a classic thing in space when the bees do it,
when they don't, the dude just flies off.
Yeah, that's hooked up.
They got the tech for that.
They got the little thing that blasts out
that the people can grab, but I feel like if you were
in astronaut, you did a kid your entire life
to astrology and then you went up in space.
And then some shikos wrong and that's how you bite it.
That's better than like,
a lot of other shit.
It was just like, it's totally going on the street.
It'd be suffocating, that wouldn't it?
Well, it's suffocating with a view, with a vista.
You know, like,
when you pop,
it's a vacuant.
Yeah, you'd go,
like if you went in a suit.
Yeah.
I think you're just freeze,
when you, when you, when you just come in a pro suit here,
you gotta be in a suit.
I'm not trying to think you'd be in a suit.
I would take the helmet off make it faster
We take the problem view talk about some of the podcasts last time if you'd die in space
Do you not decompose because there's no stuff to eat you? Yeah, they're there. How would you decompose you would just be a flying thing
Yeah, there's a feature you go stuff in your gut that would probably style you anyone. No, that stuff's all dead
What did I if you freeze yeah?
Good point no, no there's all dead. What did I? If you freeze, yeah. Good point.
No, there's carbon, no oxygen.
There's real time space situation.
Mm-hmm.
Damn, this is like, we're really gonna end it right here.
Yeah.
So where can I see this?
Where can I see the meteors or whatever?
You probably see it from your backyard.
I mean, the way that things get grown up here in Austin,
like, it could be like a, you'll sit from the toilet.
What about it?
But like, tonight, is it happening tonight? I believe it starts around like a, you'll sit from the toilet. That's about it. But tonight, is it happening tonight?
I believe it starts around like the few.
For Google, it starts on the 14th through the 15th.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what night is the peak?
We got a peak coming up, right?
We have a peak?
Yeah, you got a peak night.
You get the night where you're really getting
the meteor blasters.
Oh.
Well, if it's on the 14th of the 15th, then I would say,
I'm going to pick the 14th.
I'm going to pick the 14th. Google says, then I would say, I'm gonna pick the 14th.
Google says, highest that 2am,
I have no idea what that means.
Yeah, that's just me this weekend.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
You know, like, I touched on this a little bit last time,
but like, I would like,
I would make an event out of this man.
But the first time,
when me and Michelle just like,
grow up into the wilderness,
like that shit was terrifying.
Yeah.
But the second time when I like,
rolled deep with like two cars full of people, the wilderness, like that shit was terrifying. Yeah. But the second time when I rolled deep with like two cars full
of people and we got into it, that shit was amazing.
It's a shallow cookout.
Yeah, it's funny because you're like,
yeah, I'm like really in the rustic world now,
then you pull off and there's like 15 other cars
that like my did a strawberry people, you know?
Or like sometimes I would rent like a cabin out
and Joshua tree with my brother,
just like get into it.
That's cool.
You're doing cool jatry stuff.
Plus the sky's just fine.
You know what I mean?
Like it's awesome.
I've never done jatry stuff.
Wait, you're in a jatry?
Never jatry.
Yeah, you never listened to Joshua Tree in Joshua Tree?
Never.
Not done either.
That's like an individual experience.
If I hit the lottery, I would simply just move to jatry
and only do jatry stuff until I died.
I almost went $50,000 last night. What? How? Went to the Cowboys game and. and only to J.T.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E. What is that just like you go to you go to a sporting event and then you buy an
allotment of numbers for like a price yeah so I spent I think 40 bucks got me
140 numbers okay and if they call if they call your number you win half of the
total pot and the total pot last night Mike was it like up over a hundred and
one thousand or something it was like it was yeah like up over a hundred and one thousand or something? It was like it was yeah, it was like a hundred thousand dollars and it's the biggest pot I've ever seen
Because we went to the Cowboys game. It's the biggest fucking place I've ever been to okay
Can't walk away at 50 grand less. I could equip my job. We'll have done it forever. Yeah, that a big by that power ball ticket
No, I'm not a powerball guy. I do. I'm not a gambling guy at all man
I like my I have like cousin and stuff where we hit the six person
parlay and reverse and I do that stuff.
He can't do that and does that stuff.
He's actually good, though.
Yeah, I'm not.
I don't have the patience for it.
I feel like the 50-50 raffle I'm cool with,
because I'm already at this event
and there's a thing where I can be passive about it
and then they say a number and I go,
I just like a scratchy.
Do you mention something about my slaughtery or something on Twitter and I told you I just like a scratchy. Do you mention something about like my slaughterery
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Oh, I'm all about quiz mice. You guys, you guys know quiz mice? No.
What's her name? Camila Cabello or whatever? Yeah, that singer. I like the
you said it correctly. Thank you. Oh, yes. Uh, she's, she sings Albi home for Christmas.
She sucks, but yeah, she does. Because then she, the way she sings it, she says,
I'll be home for quiz mice. I'll be home for quizmice. Quizmice. I'll be home for Quizmice.
Yeah, she's also re-hawing it so.
And so she said like that.
I don't know.
It's because she's racist.
But I can't stop thinking about fucking Quizmice.
I am Quizmice out.
I keep changing other Christmas songs to Quizmice.
Is Quizmice?
So this is Quizmice.
Is it?
She did was an oneronic,
on an inter,
like, un- like observed version
of that community Christmas episode.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
She should be on the understand Christmas.
She was trying to be like sexy baby.
Yeah, but she says Quizmice.
Quizmice.
Dude, I wake up in the morning and I'm thinking about Quizmice.
I'm going to bed at night and I'm thinking about Quizmice.
I'm walking around the house.
My small wife is in the other room
and I just go, Quizmice!
And she goes,
Quizmice!
It's good.
Kagan, that is so far from what I thought were tweets about.
Yeah, so he, who are you talking about?
I said,
Quizmice, he's like,
bro, let me get at you about that.
Ruh-let.
And you're like, who sings that?
What the fuck?
You're like,
it must be Thanksgiving.
Because I didn't want to know in details.
I just wanted to learn about Rat Ruh-let.
Yeah, so I used to do these like wild labor day trips
with my bros and then I liked it.
We can have to cut this.
So I went to the Alaska State Fair.
What the fuck?
Yeah, hell yeah.
You know Millie, where's the year-end?
So would you have guessed that that's what you was gonna say?
No, you've been to the outer, you've been outside the 48.
Yeah, I'm a lucky guy, man.
I've been to some cool places. But I went the 48. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy, man, I've been to some cool places.
But I once at Alaska State Fair had a Bernadet
to my other buddy arrived and we were going like,
way up north to go, white water rafting
and do all this wild nature shit.
And people were like, well, you should go to Palmer.
That's where the State Fair is.
Oh, okay.
This State Fair was so sick.
I don't know if you guys dabble with State Fair,
starting to stay for people.
I like the fair, yeah, cool with fairs. It feels like you're like stepping back
in a time in a way. Oh yeah, I think it's a goal. So there was a couple notable highlights of
the state fair, the demolition derby was incredible, but this re-reletting was amazing.
And it was basically the only place that you could gamble in the entire state fair. Uh-huh.
And what you did was you placed quarter bets, you could never put any bet higher than $2.
So it didn't really feel like real money
because it was all quarters.
And they had a giant wheel,
giant roulette wheel with colors on it
and a little like half dome in the middle.
So you would put down a quarters,
like I'll put in like 50 cents on red blah, blah, blah,
they spin this giant wheel, they pull this thing
and there's just like a rat
right in the middle, like looking right at you, and the rats like, oh shit, like there's all these
degenerates, like looking at me. And I know it would just like run to a color. And that was it.
Yeah. So like it was, it was so simple and so addicting and so absurd all at the same time,
you know, where you could just be like,
well, I don't really wanna go look at more livestock.
Like, let's just go put a dollar on a rat roulette.
Cut to like five hours later,
I'm like, get the trick to the ATM, you know.
Livestock. Show me the rats.
Show me, Berman.
It's rent to a green German.
Here's 75 cents rat.
Is it rigged?
Do you think they've put food on this side?
That's what I was gonna say.
I would rig it.
I just like, the green one is like cheese smells.
I wondered about that.
Oh yeah, it's apparently like, for charity.
Oh, I'm gonna say that.
In my head, I'm writing my movie where it's me
and my ocean's 11 style high school group.
And we, what is happening?
And we are, like, and we are just,
we are rigging the rat rule out.
We've got like, we've got pockets full of quarters,
but also in those pockets, string cheese.
Whoa!
That'd be sick.
So when you put in the thing, he's like,
uh-uh, uh-uh.
That's awesome.
You know what I was over a while thing
about the Alaska State Fair, which blew my mind?
And like, I'd be very curious if there's people in chat
or people in the community who live in Alaska.
But they hate Texas, dude.
Yeah. Really? Yeah, they had all these t-shirts there that was like, but they hate Texas, dude. Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, they had all these t-shirts there that was like, fuck Texas, Texas, my
Alaska.
Texas is tiny because if you were to ask most people, well, I don't want to
generalize too much, but a lot of people would just say Texas is the biggest state.
Right.
Isn't Alaska like half the size of the United States?
Well, it's a land of mass.
Well, it's, I mean, in the, in the contiguous United States, Texas is the,
Texas. Well, it's, I mean, in the, in the contiguous United States, Tesska, Texas is the, Tesska, thank you, is the biggest.
But of all the states, Alaska is like insanely.
It's almost a continent.
Yeah.
Top dog up there.
Yeah.
I just didn't expect to see shirts like that.
I want one now.
How much bigger is it?
Pretty.
Because stuff up north looks bigger than it.
Oh, yeah.
On the maps.
The maps are bad though.
Yeah, but like you have a globe.
Yeah, do you have a globe?
I got a globe.
Like, like, like, talking about the quality of your globe,
I want a globe, I want to see with my kids and what they're like.
It's all black and the outlines of the colors
of the countries are in silver.
Whoa.
You've got your get this expensive globe.
It was a gift.
It was a gift.
Oh.
I just wanted one for my office.
I had a sick globe growing up, you know?
A great globe.
Amazing span.
A big, big boy.
Great span.
Nice little axis.
You know, it would be sick if it had like atlas holding it,
but it didn't.
Was it, was it, did you have one stand alone?
There was a one that's like a table.
No, or, I was an average table.
Was it a table, you had a table globe?
No, I had a talking glove
What is that? Um a child's toy that
Yeah, yeah, that's Texas in Alaska. Oh shit. See that's why they don't that's why they don't like Texas people
Everything's bigger in Alaska. What are they going on this little spindly shit at the bottom? Is that people there?
No, there's there bro. Just best. Yeah, big boys. I can that's all underwater
Yeah, they really made a nice straight line on the
kind of the stuff.
I mean that's working with camera there.
We'll just take the up and down the way.
No, no, no, straight line.
Yeah, we're not doing curves here.
I don't know, West Coast garbage.
No, fuck that.
No, I don't want it.
So did you buy a globe with your kids?
Yeah, so obviously I grew up with the globe.
It was sick.
Spend the globe every night.
You learn about the thing,
open up the encyclopedia Britannica.
No, it didn't talk.
But I was like, I'm gonna have this experience with my kids.
And then you go on Amazon, you type in globe.
It's like, there's like a million globes
and they're all inflatable.
And they're all inaccurate.
And they're all inaccurate.
Like the creesely of the inflatable thing
is like over half of like South America.
That's too nightmare.
So I don't really know how to get a good globe now.
That's tough.
I watched a video of them like making globes
in like the 60s and as she was intense,
they looked like hand paint those.
Yeah.
Everything.
And it's crazy because all of those globes aren't accurate.
They're bad, most of them beak.
It's like, remember that.
It's like here's biophright.
That's not, that was a place for a week.
It happened to Mozambique.
Yeah, what about that?
That's so random.
I should remember that talking Glova has always like,
basically you would, you'd spin it.
Uh-huh.
And then you press a button and it's like, find a place.
And one of them was disproportionately Mozambique
every time and I still don't know where it is.
I'm assuming Africa and I'm assuming it maybe doesn't exist anymore.
I don't know.
I'm saying Southwest Africa.
Yeah.
Are we, are we that correct?
I don't know.
I don't know geography.
I'm gay.
Mask geography are no, no bueno directions.
I'm spatially challenged also.
That's pretty cool.
I'm a Dama Geography guy for sure.
I had one that geography be in middle school.
Oh yeah. I feel like I'm decent,
but if you gave me a blank globe and said,
if it was just outlines and it said fill in all the countries,
I could probably only do like, the.
You do like the main, the ones.
The main ones, the main ones.
Yeah, I feel like you could get North America easy.
Mm-hmm.
I think, well, no, yeah, North America.
North America.
We're banging that one out.
We got Australia, we're good money.
And Antarctica, where's what?
Where's Bangalore?
Bangalore?
Yeah, Bangalore?
Mandalore?
No, Bangalore.
It's India, right?
Yes.
But where?
Oh, I'm thinking of Bangalore.
I'm thinking of Bangor, Maine.
I'm a Bangalore.
I'm like, that's so specific and it's not, it's in the US.
Right, whoopie pies.
Yeah. Let's see. You a World Cup guy? I'm like, that's so specific and it's not, it's in the US. Right, we'll be positive.
Yeah.
See?
Uh, you, uh, World Cup guy?
I am a World Cup guy.
Okay.
Have a nice time talking with Gav about it.
You know, I was a little disappointed on Saturday, but I feel like we don't need to go
to the Easton the World Cup, but I will say I'm enjoying it.
It's better than what it's in the summer.
Okay.
And the next one's going to be like, maybe a top 17 life event for me and I'm really excited enjoying it. It's better than what it's in the summer. Okay. And the next one's gonna be like maybe a top 17 life event
for me and I'm really excited about it.
The next one?
Oh yeah.
Where is it?
It's right here, baby.
Right here, baby.
Oh, in Texas?
No.
It's like spread across like the USA, I think.
Volcano, Canada, Mexico, yeah.
The country of the US, too.
Oh, Nathda.
I was thinking of when you said the next one,
I'm like, oh cool, the women's world cup is next year.
That's what I was saying.
And it is in, it's in Australian New Zealand.
And it is like, damn, I want to fucking go.
Because the US is going to be good.
It's really good.
You know what I mean?
You watch the US now and it's,
a struggle to make it to the knockout.
Yeah.
So like, I want to, I want to watch a team
that I can root for.
I think it was a soccer root for about three and a half hours and then I thought you were deep dude wait
Can I guess when it was yeah?
2006 or eight?
No, I was a soccer roue on Saturday from
About 11 to
I think three
General soccer fan the soccer is someone who
Is a fan of Australian soccer. Oh, yes, of course.
So I was a big fan of Australian soccer
because they had to play Argentina.
Oh, Nazis.
Yeah.
One of the things I think is exciting about the World Cup
when you get into the latter stages with the USA
aren't, is not in usually.
It allows you to kind of connect with your community
and find out like where is the most pop in place.
So like right now, England's on a roll.
You know, shout out, they went.
Gavin, shout out to Gavin.
Shout out, Gavin, and the court finals.
You may remember last time
that England were in the Euro's final.
It's coming home.
We were doing a live stream.
If you can watch,
what you had to do a live stream during the final. We were doing a live stream. If you could watch what you had to do a live stream during the final
We were doing a face break shit. Yeah during at a head of the head
I was like look if England in the final. I'm not doing that. Yeah, and so he never
They never win watch it on his phone and he kept saying it's coming home and then certainly I ended up watching it while I was
Ignoring everything on the live stream and watching England lose the final in penalties.
The reactions are so spectacular.
Someone's timed it at the video and like, so it's so funny.
It's coming home is such a funny phrase to me for like England to be like, yeah, it's coming home lands and I'm like, alright.
I've been saying it's coming home for like, I'm like, the US is gonna win, it's coming home.
It's coming home, hell yeah.
That's like the boating thing.
Yeah. I think it's coming up from like, I'm like the US is gonna win, it's coming up. It's coming up, hell yeah. That's like the boating thing.
Yeah, well I'm gonna say that was like,
it gives you an opportunity to find a place
in your community where you can go get
rowdy with another culture.
Yes.
I watched the last World Cup,
I think it was like Argentina or something
at like this crazy Argentinian restaurant,
we were like popping empanadas and getting wild.
And it was so fun. So like I'm trying to convince people to be like, popping empanadas and getting wild. And it was so fun.
You know, so like I'm trying to,
I'm trying to convince people to be like,
whoever's in it, try to find like that bar restaurant.
So you can like go really good after it.
Another British person invited me to,
I was out of the town, but they invited me to a British bar.
A lot of things.
How many of us do you, no?
Say there's no half.
It's mad.
He gets mad when he's not the only British person.
I'm trying to forward Jeff's nose.
Yeah.
I actually watched the England versus a Rangame in a Irish pub in Tokyo.
Oh, my God.
What are you eating?
And I ordered the spaghetti carbonara.
Yeah.
Oh, I wanted to have the Chris Irish's Italian food.
What?
What were you drinking?
Guinness.
Yes.
Good.
Full cycle.
Yeah.
Is carbonara your go to?
It is if I'm in a Japanese Irish bar.
That was a huge possibility then in my house growing up, dude.
Got the bacon in there.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Carbonara is good.
It's pretty consistent. It's hot to mess that up.
It's just like butter and cheese.
Once you drop that bacon in there, dude.
Yeah, I feel like it needs to get a little bit of meat.
It's a cheddar.
It does, but I feel like people get a little funky with it
and they start doing like, oh, like a little cream
and I'm like, doesn't that have,
you don't need the cream.
That's bad.
Are you like, are you like,
proficient at pasta?
I'm not proficient.
I am.
I feel like Fiona is, Fiona's proficient at pasta. I'm not a proficient. I am. I feel like Fiona is,
Fiona's thing is definitely pasta.
So if you watch enough TikTok and Instagram,
you feel like a weakling when it comes to pasta,
there's all these people like,
I'm dicing up this, you know, I'm like,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
I'm like, they got apparatus that I don't even have, dude.
Like, you just need so much shit to make in it.
So much like equipment.
I mean, no key abstracts one time. You are proficient in pasta. I did it by accident. I wanted to make it and then like equipment. I mean, no key for scratch one time.
You are proficient in Boston.
I did it by accident.
I wanted to make it and then I just started like doing it.
You're showing me mashed potatoes.
Yeah, I was like, I'm like, oh, I make like a potato thing
and I started like just doing potatoes
and I'm like, oh, the flat, oh, I think this is no key
and I just kept doing it and I made it all the way
and I went, oh, it's good.
You filled the ancestors moving through.
Yeah, my eyes rolled back and I was making no key.
It was pretty great.
I went to Nosh and Bevy to watch the US game.
Nosh and Bevy.
What's that?
It is like a British pub.
What I know about it.
Is that here?
It's in Austin.
It's on like Burnett.
It's called Nosh and Bevy.
I think it's on Burnett.
And it's called Nosh and Bevy and it's a British pub. And we watched the US Netherlands game. I was confused the whole day. It's like 9 a.m.
But like I rolled out of bed. And for Jordan, swears picked me up. And he's like, we're
going here. And I went, all right. And it was to get there and have a beer. And I'm like,
what the fuck is happening? Why don't we do the Waking up for making more sleepy?
Well, I got that and I got a cup of coffee, but no one else was drinking the coffee,
so I had the strongest cup of coffee in my life.
So I'm, you had beer and coffee?
Oh yeah, nice one.
And I know.
Yeah, I caught finding the middle.
I caught finding the middle.
It's, you get way up here, but you get down here,
and then you're gonna find the balance
that's gonna be shaking.
So bad for your hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you don't feel good the rest of the day.
It's like in the espresso martini, I don't get that.
Yeah, yeah, that's not bad.
I've done that before you like it. Nope
I just sometimes you're on a night out and it's you can't it's not sociable to go home and it's just need something
Tastes good. No, is it like coffee and coffee? It's not good and it's terrible for you
But it's more of a function-based drink. Yeah, yeah, I was other I was other shit
I was at a ship bar. I was at Lachee's the worst third worst bar in Austin. Yeah, hell yeah, and I just saw like a group of like
It's just saw a man make eight well
Express on Martinez. That made me so sick
And I just said that and it made me so sick. And you know, it's made with like fucking folders or something
It's an espresso marti with drip coffee. Yeah drip off. Yeah, I love to say something.
Can I say something?
Can I say something very like like personal?
I saw that and I got so sad I went home.
Oh my god.
I was at the bar.
I was just like, have you ever been the last key?
Yeah, what is that?
It's a bar.
It's a bar on this like seaside.
Latchkey is a stop between a violet crown in the crackle.
Yeah.
It is simply a place that I walk to.
I go one beer and I drink it and I go get me the fuck out of here
Yeah, it's the it's the worst DJ in Austin. He's there. Oh miserable
He's I was talking about this on the stream earlier there, but it's the DJ's the same fucking guy every single time
He plays 18 seconds of a song before switching to it
It is and it's not a good transition
The one that was most notable it was he's playing industry baby by Lil Nas,
that's absolutely banger. And then he transitioned that into ocean avenue, which is a good song,
but that's not a transition that you want to hear. Like a punk rock song? There's a play still
off-ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, from industry baby. So he doesn't like work stuff back. He just,
he just like transitions. Yeah, he did teach me how to dug he into that Vanessa car. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know how he's the only DJ at this bar every time I've ever been there. It's interesting being a DJ, did I?
Did DJ stand a little bit?
229 over it?
Did you know, dude?
Oh, that's right.
She was insane, dude.
I was getting pretty deep, you know?
Like, down on all that software stuff.
And Michael Limblow was like,
all right, dude, you got connected.
He's mixed her lines.
I was like, hell yeah, let's go, dude.
And we blend shout out.
That's awesome.
It didn't suck either, which was like really good.
Yeah, dude.
So I have a playlist on my Spotify every time
that I've ever liked since 2012.
Yeah, sometimes if I'm doing like a sort of,
would you say?
Not as you like.
I don't really know how the like function work.
Like, so I just, it's like my archives.
Yeah, I have a playlist that I made my freshman year of college
and then I just keep adding songs to it.
Hell is called at the turn up function.
Okay.
Which is, which is like, I think, I don't know, some white person said it in like 2013.
I thought, or 2012, I thought it was really funny.
So I just named it that and I was just that forever.
That's great.
Yeah.
So sometimes I just put this playlist on shuffle, dude.
Yeah.
You find heat from like all long time ago.
Yeah.
We'll flash that right.
Whiplash.
Is it it?
Whiplashy? Oh, because if it's just all your likes'll flash that right. Whiplash? Is it Whiplashy? Oh.
Because it's just all your likes.
Like, that can be Whiplashy.
When she said Whiplash, did you think about the movie?
I thought it was a song called Whiplash.
First thing I thought about was the, yeah,
a song called Whiplash, then I cycled over
to the villain and Iron Man 2,
which I think was kind of underrated.
Yeah.
And then I just, yeah, I'm underrated.
I'm underrated.
Yeah.
I think the best one.
Iron Man 2?
That's the worst, that's movie's like a visible.
Best one. The movie is. Go ahead and lusk in it. Go ahead and lusk in it. one Iron Man 2? That's the worst, that's movies like abysmal.
That movie is. Go ahead and musk in it. Go ahead and musk in it.
That's my favorite suit. I love a big musk guy.
I love, that's my favorite, this is the mark mark four. That's my favorite suit.
Oh my god. I don't know any. Mark three is too round.
They all look. You realize speaking of superheroes,
we're coming up on our Joker anniversary. Oh shit.
Yeah, we talked about that last time. Yeah, we did.
So we don't need to get Joker-versa-y.
That's when I took Kayla to see the Joker at 10-30
the morning on the first day.
Yeah.
In one guy who's in the theater and he sat next to me.
Oh, yeah.
I have a quick question.
Is there any way I could get a glass of water?
Yeah, get off the set.
I'm stuck.
No, I got a bad asking.
We got any beers?
Dude.
That I don't know.
Yeah, can we crush a beer? If you do bring beers into water, you stab here.
Wait, I know, I know, or maybe he's helping me.
Okay, Caleb's gonna do it.
I scared the shit out of Limblad right before I came in
because, did you miss this?
I saw Barbara in the hallway and I had this in my hand
and I thought, it's Barbara, let me wing it around my body,
and throw it out.
She was like really far away so I wasn't gonna hear.
But instead of going straight down the hallway,
it went at 90 degrees into the window.
Okay, now this massive clattering sound.
Barbara almost fell on the floor pissing herself
and then Limblake came out like,
that's awesome.
Like someone just knocked on his door and ran away. Me, Kale has gone sweet and talked about this.
40x Avatar 2.
Dude, I've seen you talking real spicy about Avatar.
I'm not an Avatar guy at all.
I have been invited to an Avatar 2.40x screening.
Is it out?
Maybe.
No, next week bro.
Yeah, yeah, it's soon.
I'm not an Avatar guy. I don't think I'm supposed to do this. I wouldn't go 40x for, bro. Yeah, yeah, it's soon. I'm not an Avatar guy.
I don't think I wouldn't go 40x for that dude.
See, I got involved with the reason I'm going.
It's the only reason I'm going is 40x.
You gotta go big dog screen for that dude.
I don't care.
Like, Avatar means almost nothing to me.
Avatar means nothing to me.
Avatar means so nothing.
Did you see the first one, I maxed or anything?
Yeah, in a theater in San Francisco or...
How was it?
Is that a profit?
You see what it is always.
Wait, so did you see the first one in 3D IMAX?
Not, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I remember going like wow.
How big is the screen, like, oh, that's a movie screen or like,
wow, that's a building.
It was, in San Francisco, there's like a huge IMAX screen
or whatever.
It was that.
And it was, again, I'm not a,
I'm not a movie guy where it's like, wow,
the technology to do this.
I want a story that's like really driving me on these goons.
It's good when he like, he took Mokdo and came in
and started gathering the tribe bro.
You want to move to when the big mech soup
that's out a big knife, you know, it's that.
That's the stuff where I just go,
this is not for me.
And it's definitely not.
It is just like, this is visually stunning.
And it's like talking to Wes about movies.
It's like, it's just not like my speed.
We're like, we're really just on a different spectrum there,
you know?
I'm seeing these previews with giant whales with teeth,
like jumping on boats.
And I'm like, this looks like the greatest night of my life.
But I'm gonna 40X it.
I got invited to a 40 X
Avatar 40 X in Boston dude. Thank you very much. K. I
Get soaked. Yeah, you're gonna need like I'm gonna wear my garbo sleepless
All right, so this Garbo wait, where's the camera which one do I talk to?
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I cool sales going on right now. I got some Ruby Merchon.
I got some Achievement Hunter Merchon.
What I'm not wearing right now is the Garbo hoodie.
It is a sleeveless hoodie.
I know what you're thinking.
Sleeveless isn't have sleeves on it.
Yes, but it also doesn't have armholes.
It's very fun.
It's very comfy.
I love mine.
I will be wearing it every time I find out.
I saw you do want to tick talk about this.
Here's the thing.
It's not that it just doesn't have armholes.
New technology. New technology armholes, new technology.
New technology.
Fucking game changing technology.
What is it?
Pocket on the inside.
That's the game changer.
That is if the pocket was a stranger.
Biggest air changer.
You know how you know, I was talking to, I think I was talking to Gus about this earlier.
You know how you know when the merch is good, when we drop stuff and then you go into
our mail room and you see the RT merch packages and people got it.
Yeah.
Like, everyone's good.
Yeah, everyone in our body.
Yeah, because Gus wanted to go check, he was like, I think my Garbo hoodie's here.
And then he went in there and he was like, look at all these other people, they got Garbo
hoodie.
So it's just like six of them piled up on the inside.
Dude, can you repock it on the inside?
Like, you know, like hooting pocket on the outside?
Yeah, sure.
It's on the inside.
It's so sick.
I always enjoyed Michael's conversations
with merch and the e-commerce stuff,
where they'll suggest Garbo products,
but they're way too functional.
And Michael really makes them dog shit.
To the point where it's like,
no one can use that.
I cried laughing when I saw the dice set.
I cried tears laughing when I saw that
because I didn't know we made any of this so I was just like at home
I opened up my I was deleting emails
I saw like we know we get the merch email suks from the list and I saw just the blank fucking dice
And I laughed so hard I cried in my own home. Yeah, they made it
I think it was like a shock glass or a cup or a mug or something once
Uh-huh, but it was it could hold too much liquid for Michael
Yeah, it's like make it less
It's like one side old droop down so like can't even hold any
How often you guys were like rock hoodies, dude? Because I've started to realize like if I like spend the day and sweat pants
And I'm not talking about a weekend. I'm talking about school day. Yeah, I feel like a garbage person big time big time
I'm like if I wake up. I'm like all right. I'm gonna get after this shit. I
Put on jeans. Yeah, I feel like a human.
Yeah, you know.
Oh, nice.
Oh, wow, that's a incredible service.
Oh, thanks, dad.
Where are it?
Oh, man.
Ah!
Pass them down.
Thank you.
It's cold beers.
Hey, look at this.
Cheers.
Why did you do that?
So it doesn't foam, doesn't explode.
I think it's a myth.
What are you happy about?
Yeah.
You got one, dude.
Cheers. Oh, I didn't fall. Cheers, bud. Hey, Gavin, I actually have something for you. What are you tapping? Yeah. Ugh. You got one, dude, cheers.
Oh, I didn't find.
Cheers, bud.
Hey, Gavin, I actually have something for you.
I'm speaking crazy much.
Damn.
You get one too.
And you get one too, Eric.
Oh, I forgot.
Even if you're a avatator, you know?
It's great to be here with you, bros.
Hey, happy to be here.
Gavin, this is something we've talked about on fuckface.
Oh, God.
And this is something that was given to us.
And I have a point to you.
Is it the rug?
Do you want to, uh, you want to unroll that? It's in that bag. So this is a that was given to us and I have a point to get the rug. You want to, you want to unroll that?
It's in that bag.
So this is a sample of something because we are getting,
I think, I wouldn't have said, I don't give a fuck.
We're trying to do a Vancouver child kicker rug.
And they said, here's a sample.
Who is that?
Someone decided to make the rug out of what I could only
describe as mouse mat.
Yeah.
So it's, oh my.
It's actually like,
that looks like something else.
I'm actually gonna use this on my desk.
So Gavin said that he wanted it,
so I've been hanging onto it, finally seeing Gavin.
That's so good.
Is that that like,
legitimately I would use that.
It looks like a mouse mat.
What would you do if I were here?
That's my keyboard image, huh?
Yeah, you're keeping, I have a long mouse mat.
I used to work with Razor,
so we had like long mouse mats. I got the Mortal Kombat one. Yeah, so we had like long mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse mouse Um, he said, hey, we have this thing and Gavin went, I want it. Give it to me. I think it's phenomenal, especially considering we didn't want it.
And it's a mistake.
We never asked for this and did it.
Right?
But dude, you, okay, so here's the thing.
If you use it and you end up liking it, please let us know because maybe we
shouldn't make that.
You know what I thought was actually dude?
I think this is a puzzle pad.
You guys puzzlers, you guys dabble with like puzzles, 50,000,000.
What's up, you puzzler?
I'm puzzler.
What's your level?
What's your puzzler level? My like daily or like if I'm like trying What's up, you puzzler? I'm puzzler. What's your level?
What's your puzzler level?
Do you like daily or like if I'm like trying to
what do you put on your table?
Like a, yeah, it's like a table.
What have you got to move it?
I'm like a five, I don't.
I don't have kids.
There you go.
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
Devin who is a former facilities guy.
He's a puzzle guy, dude.
It's not good.
That doesn't surprise me.
God, dude.
Devin is like, he does like woodworking.
Yeah.
He's like a multi-talented guy and then does our social.
I'll tell you what I don't care about puzzlers though dude.
He's like people who just do like a black puzzle with no edges.
That's like, what is like, what's the purpose of that?
Like, there's like mass, massacism,
massacism, yeah, massacitated, wasn't it?
You know, this is astronomy.
I once did a puzzle at an Airbnb that was a murder mystery.
So you open the puzzle and there was like this booklet
and it was like, no, you're at the house
and it's the fancy dinner and there's a rich dude.
And then when you finish the puzzle,
you could look at it and see who did it, dude.
I'm not gonna lie.
My favorite thing is getting in an Airbnb
with my friends and doing like mystery games.
I thought you go to an Airbnb though
to go do something somewhere.
Like isn't a puzzle mainly like home?
Like, what's the other?
No, it's not like a puzzle.
Like we'll do like a, like there's this series
called exit games and it's like a box and it's like a mystery or like a
Escape room in a box and like we'll do those
I think some of them I just wouldn't like travel with one. Yeah, we did the what's the the murder?
It's like they deliver a murder to you once a month. We did that for a while
Like fun a killer of hunter killer. Yeah, we would do hunt again last things giving we rented an Airbnb and we did hunter killer
That's not sick. They take a while. That's that easy. They take like eight hours. Yeah describing stuff that is just like my I would have like the worst
I really
You also
About you for bull games. I know you also fucked up. I I
Wait, you know, you know like board games. No, I don't like board games. That's okay. I've talked with Gavin about this.
I can't wait for you in school life to come over.
I love sports.
I went to the Dallas Cowboys game last night.
There's a game.
Here's a bet.
That must be $50,000.
I hate board games.
I play them because my wife loves board games.
And I'm trying my best.
I feel like there's a couple things
that we just identified here, dude.
The first is board games, right?
Yeah, it's a different classification
of like the casual board game question.
List them, I'll tell you.
I feel like, come over, we can chill out,
we'll play a little scatigories and have some pizza.
It's very different than like, come over,
we're gonna play settlers for six hours
and then we're gonna play Ticket to Ride,
then we're gonna play Pandemic,
then we're gonna play like all these other games.
This happens every time when I say I don't like board games.
People go, what about this one?
I do it like, no, but like I'm just gonna go up to the base.
But some board games aren't board games,
it's just like fun, like medium, right?
Have you ever played that?
That's the one where it's the two where, like yeah.
That's just what it's like, that's just funny.
But do you know what I'd rather be doing?
I'm gonna go in conversation or what? Hanging out.
I'm gonna be, you are hanging out.
No, it's a solo game.
No, because you and I are trying to do this word thing
and then Tim's trying to guess what the word is
and then it's your turn next.
And now I have to pay attention
like this, like, I can't blame him.
Can I just want to talk to Kay?
You just want to be talking to Jack Prescott, baby.
Let's go.
I just want to talk about Ezekiel Elliott
and see how the season's really going.
Here we go.
Okay, so this is the next point I was going to say, because Gab was surprised that she
went to an Airbnb just to vibe in the Airbnb.
That's what we used to be saying the Airbnb is not, it's the means to the main destination
goal.
Would you go to an Airbnb just to chill out?
I've never done that.
Most of my entertainment budget that I spend in the year is me going to an Airbnb
and hanging out with my friends for five days and not going anywhere. Oh, I see. So that's
a vacation. Yeah, that's like, that's how we bake. Didn't that happen when an old power went
off? Yeah, yeah. When the ice storm, because we went, we went because Fiona was moving
that L.A. So we were like, yo, one last Airbnb. And then we got stuck there for a week.
That's the Joshua tree in September and that fucked.
That was awesome.
Yeah, you know what's better?
When you go down a meteor shower, bro.
It's a lecture.
Man, Josh is tree, every night's a meteor shower.
So many, I've never seen that many stars in my life.
Yeah, imagine if they were moving.
Come over, have a nice long game of Monopolo.
Now here's the thing that happened. I told Gavin that I don't like board games
It's really about you over and he told me oh this is great now. I'm gonna invite you over for board games
That's the only thing he's gonna invite me over. Oh, absolutely is playing board games. How hard do you guys go on scrabble?
That's a real question zero
What about scrap gold? That's just gambling
That game is it's fun, but it's gambling
People play a lot of them.
Yeah.
It goes like 19 games in the same night.
And it's like, it's because gambling is the big thing.
And can gold?
Yeah, it's like a, you're all like, uh,
Yeah, you walk into a cave and you just gamble
whether or not you get railed.
Yeah, a lot of, a lot of those games
are just stealth gambling.
Yeah, it's literally, it's like a deck of cards.
And if you get like three bad cards,
if you get like two of the same bad cards, it's over.
So if you get a card and there's like four of us
and it's like, you guys found 18 gold nuggets
and it's like, you want to take them
or like gamble for more money.
Classic.
It's awesome.
I'm in a crazy board game world dude
where all these games, my kids want to play like
the Minecraft board game or the Google board game.
I'm not saying Minecraft a board game.
Anything can be a board game, bro.
But I'm saying like, if they can't,
it's my question.
They can't understand the game.
Yeah.
It's always chaotic where they're like,
we want to buy that Jungle Cruise game.
And I'm like, all right, well, you got a little bit of the boat.
There's six figures on a boat.
What's this?
Each person has like seven jewels.
You know, they're just like,
ah, you will say, when you said Hunter Killer,
it made me realize that in our house,
we play a monopoly junior,
but now I live in Boston,
I'm trying to like work the accent more.
And it's getting to a place where it was once ironic,
it is no longer.
That is what happened.
I know what you're Boston accent,
you're California one.
Boston, so I'll be like,
you know you look like a girl.
I'll be like, yo Brady, let's play a little monopoly junior.
Oh, no.
Okay, that's like, in my mind, I'm joking.
But then like two months later,
he'll be like, daddy, let's play
a monopoly junior.
Yeah, you're reason of what you can do.
So I'm like, I'm like sneaking
in all these busts and slang.
And then like now they actually have an accent.
And then I'm saying things that's crazy.
You could like trick your kids to do like whatever.
You can be like, oh yeah, in order to do the radio
on you have to clap twice.
And then you have the control of like,
so then you make your kid go, but you hit the button.
And then they just think that that's how it works.
And then it is the minivan's that you could open the doors.
Oh yeah.
Because you're stressed, you're at the beach,
you're like, oh, Timbro, this is a lot of wild ride.
And then you come up and you just hit the button
on the key fob and they open, it's endless entertainment.
Do you have any band now?
Not yet, dude.
You got a man's got to have goals, you know?
You're gonna get a lot of the scene, man.
An Odyssey?
Yeah.
Many bands are crazy high-tech, do they have vacuums in there?
Yeah.
You can talk about Tesla's.
Many bands got refrigerators inside them and shit.
My family were big, big Honda families, my family. We're big big Honda family
So like you're a big Honda. Hey, what yeah, got a car. Is your
Oh no, dude. I was this is so I was telling the story this weekend
I was like yeah, we're big Honda family all my whole family almost got murdered
Uh, and a Honda and a car accident
But the only reason we didn't die was because the Honda Odyssey is built that if it gets into a catastrophic collision, the engine drops to slow the car down,
so it doesn't just like-
It has an emergency emergency brake?
Yeah, which is the engine dropping out of it.
It's built for that to happen so you don't get yeeted into more cars or it stops the
force from going through.
Oh my God.
I was like in a car with your family, you all thought you were gonna die. Yeah, it was, yeah, well, everyone except my mom.
So they're just been me, me, my dad, my sister,
and we all would have fucking got a blittered family
annihilated because somebody was trying to make a left turn
from the third lane on the right,
across six lanes of traffic
to get into a yellow river game ranch, which is a yellow river game ranch.
Which is it? It's a place where you hand feed like deer and
Where they give you you pay five dollars for eight pounds of dry corn
Rat-rela� yeah, it's like a rat-rela�. He's hanging deer and they need it so badly to get into that yellow River gamers They couldn't go down one more light and hook a you e
So that's on now your list. It's like things I almost yeah, yeah
Because someone wanted to get into the yellow River game ran so you have big Honda big Honda advocate so you have like
Brand loyalty
Due to a near death circumcise dance. We got hit so hard that I was playing my Game Boy Advance,
that we got hit so hard that the screen cracked.
Oh my gosh.
From the force of a skin.
Not, it didn't fly out of my head.
It didn't like go, I had it in the,
I had it like in the little back of the seat.
And we got hit so hard it shattered the screen
I know I didn't know it was in the thing
Yeah, like I thought you were holding a
No, no, I was I think I was sleeve. I don't fucking I was like leaving like a
Football game my friend was like I was like sixth grade and we went to go to my friend play football
He's a trumpet now black trumpet
I'm gonna go see my friend play football. He's a trumpet now, black trumpet.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
David.
And he, yeah, so we were like,
we were like on the way home and like that happened
and just like it shattered my,
and I remember because I was just like,
oh my Game Boy Advance is broken.
And also we all almost got died.
That's Game Boy Advance was the hardest on all one.
Yeah, that was the best one.
Is that the best one?
Looks like a did you guys?
I had a family member who we were all in a car accident,
we just got rear ended.
But his glasses flew off his face.
Yeah.
He exploded all over the screen.
Yeah, that was awesome.
And then later that day, this was like,
in another country, and then we got back to our home country.
And picked up his car from the airport.
And then he was like, ah, come on, drive.
Because he got, he had to drive at night
all the way home for like an hour and a half
and it's sunglasses because they were pushing the shit.
No.
Oh, that's totally blind.
Just like, I was like, we could have two cars.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Oh, dude.
Hey, how's the driving in Boston compared to Austin?
Yeah.
Oh.
A lot of narrow streets, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, built for horses.
That was the hardest suggestion for me, bro.
I mean, the highway's basically a highway.
Yeah.
Everyone's like, the hard drivers are the craziest.
But I struggle because like where I live, it's like moderately
wouldsy.
We're like borderline throat status.
And the trees are just like hanging right over the road.
Yeah, yeah, so it feels like
like Stephen King not
Yeah, you're like oh this is like a really tranquil like yeah, like a single lane road
For you the summer dude. I'm like a woodsy summer
But it's not it's not a single lane road. It's a two lane road
Where everyone is comfortable driving in two lanes, so I'm just like
Well, I'm constantly anxious about it. It's this curve going up to the local donut spot, which is
Every time I go there, I'm like I'm not the die for these donuts. It's not done
I am dabble like it's not are you dabbling? It's not a dunkin
Yes, are you doing a dunk on dabble? I'll tell you though, dude. I haven't been able to perfect my order
Oh, yeah
I got real haunting well the coffee's terrible no America runs on Duncan you son of a bitch
What do you mean the coffee? I don't know if their coffee used to be better, but it is it's syrup
I've never had hot Duncan don't it's coffee in my tongue. Oh, hey, keep it that way, dude
It's what's the best like chain coffee. Okay, and why do I like Starbucks so much? You're gonna, you're gonna think I'm fucking
not a coffee, but a massive amount.
Is that what you're gonna say?
I'm gonna say Dutch bros.
Okay, so Dutch bros is weird and I don't like the vibe.
I'm gonna say pizza.
Okay, all right, come on man.
About Timmy Horton's breath.
Okay, hey, hey, you're not gonna agree with this answer,
but I'm right.
McDonald's, Mccafe.
Okay.
Regular, no, he'm right. McDonald's, Mccafe. Okay. Regular, no, he's right.
Black cup of coffee is like,
as passable as it gets for like, low tier coffee.
He's fucking wild.
Did you see the TikTok?
Did I see the what?
The TikTok of what?
Is this dude, he was like,
I'm gonna make a McDonald's employee do liable
against McDonald's by making them say that McDonald's coffee isn't good.
Cause McDonald's is like, we legally have the best coffee,
essentially.
So he bought, he bought a coffee,
and then he bought a second coffee.
He drank the first one I assume or dumped it,
then he in that cup brewed coffee
with like very expensive nice beans.
And then he went to a McDonald's worker
and was like, which one of these do you prefer?
And she was like, he picked the McDonald's one
and she was like, this is better.
It's not better than a cup of coffee I make at home.
Because that tastes like coffee.
You're doing like four overs and shit?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I have that thing with like the wooden thing
and the little core thing that like hips to thing.
It came out?
Yeah, it came out.
Yeah, it came out.
You came out. Yeah, yeah. How much time you dedicate to your coffee ritual?
If I'm grinding beans, boiling water, pouring over.
Are you percolating?
No, percolating is for when I have more than two people having a cup of coffee.
Okay.
In the morning, I'll spend probably 10 or 11 minutes making a cup of coffee.
That's not bad.
That's not bad. And that's how long it takes to make a good cup of coffee. That's not bad at all.
That's not bad at all.
And that's how long it takes to make a good cup of coffee.
That's it.
It does not take a long amount of time.
I'm perfected.
I'm going to espresso guy, but I've perfected my method.
But it's hard to dial in espresso.
Do you just seasonal reasons?
I do do starbs now.
Could I will do starbs?
Blonde espresso, a lot of things.
Because they have this toasted white chocolate mocha syrup
that you cannot buy.
And it is the only syrup that they use
that is not a moanen brand syrup.
So you can't get it.
Oh, interesting.
So when it's here, that's for them drinkin'.
Yeah, deep.
Yeah.
I don't fuck with like,
I'm not sure about you though.
You go and deep on coffee,
you put in 10, 11 minutes every morning for a cup.
I'm like one of those brevel espresso makers
and I like dick around with that stupid milk froth there.
It's only a second day in a row
that some of my friends has mentioned this machine, dude.
It's thickened like ever-
You can get ones that just do it all for you,
though, they're pretty good.
I don't like having to polish off my wand
at the end of the following life.
You don't wanna have me jerk off the same ones?
Yeah, that's the best part.
It's, we're really cooking and doing it,
we're moving to the market, Bradson,
you're gonna be happy to have me.
And I always pull out the tray thinking,
like, it's probably not fully,
and I pull out, it goes,
shh, it's like, how is it so full?
I've had like two espresso.
You just have to wait.
That's what it is.
Look, you find coffee is a thing that takes away the time.
And that's what it is.
I spent a lot of money on a grinder.
I'm in it for the temp.
That's what I was saying.
That's the best part.
So is my wife.
My wife will hold my cup of coffee.
My small wife with her tiny hands will hold my cup of coffee.
Your wife is very small.
Yeah, because it's hot and she likes that.
Is like a raccoon like finding something warm.
Yeah.
So she just likes holding it.
But then I have to take it back and drink it
and then you'll hold on to it.
I'm on a different plan than you guys, man.
I completely respect.
You want the fold just, my teeny?
Yeah.
I'll go right now.
You're making it.
Yeah, we gotta go.
I'm gonna make it.
Let's get back in here.
I will try and fold as much.
What a hair.
I'm just gonna see how many of you can do.
It's just pure function, baby.
Tomorrow, we'll be here tomorrow.
We made a hot doctor,
I'm gonna make it.
Oh, that was gross. Yeah
It's like tea. Okay, so what you do what's your what's your coffee thing wake up?
645 am on a good day
Cake up straight to the face dude. That's probably a Costco brand dude. Do you hit the environment? What are you doing? I?
I
Live dude like can I do get me wrong? I have nice beans on hand for like, like if y'all came to visit,
you're very always welcome to come visit,
we could have a great vibe.
I have the gear, I got the chemx, I got the little thing,
I got the, I had the gear to make a nice cup.
I know what I'm doing, I know I got a,
I don't really know how to fold a filter,
but we'll get there and I have beans, so we'll get it done.
Mr. Potassium over here, right?
I don't understand the chemics.
Like it's just a gloss thing, right?
Like what's it doing?
Why is it so special?
It's then.
I don't think it's special.
It's just the easiest way for me to do a pour over
that isn't like a piece of plastic thing on top of a cup.
Yeah.
I do put more work into my cold brew though, dude.
I'm like so convinced.
Are you doing like a concentrate? Are you doing like a... Sometimes I realize that what Icon-beans. Are you doing a concentrate?
Are you doing like a...
Sometimes I realize that what I think is a concentrate,
I'm drinking like a normal coffee.
And then you're like, 3.30, like,
shot out of a coffee and cookie.
I'm like, yeah, we should've excited.
Yeah, I should've died.
I look at it.
I look so cold-brew thing that I was doing concentrate with,
and I had like a bag for what would be nut milk,
but then I put my grounds in that, and it was just very easy to soak and little cleanup. It was nice
So a lot of things that I've really been heavy dabbling with
Like is thinking about considering to potentially pursue maple syrup tapping
Tapping syrup. Yes. Now here's the thing about it. It's like it's like home brewing plus meat smoking. Yes. No, here's the thing about it. I'm pretty sure. It's like, it's like home brewing plus meat smoking plus gardening.
Yes, because it's not just drilling a hole in a tree and taking the stuff.
There's like sugars involved and like temperatures and stuff.
There's like, how do you do it?
Picture like big gatorade jugs.
Picture if we had 10 gatorade jugs full of tree sap.
Like the kind you dump on the coach.
Yeah, exactly.
Apparently like 10 of those big boys
will give you like half of them the mace jar.
It is like, it's crazy.
How do you get this sap?
You tap the tree, hammer the thing into the maple?
What makes it go in there?
What do you mean what makes what?
What makes it go out the tube?
What makes what?
The sap.
When the tree is getting ready to come out and win it.
Is it bleeding?
When, yeah, you're drinking tree blood.
I mean, it's, I mean like, does that kill the tree? No ready to come out and win it. Is it bleeding? Yeah, you're drinking tree blood. I mean, I mean, like,
is that killed the tree?
No.
No.
No, you just don't do it like super, super deep
and don't you do it like an angle and you do it.
Yeah, you do it and angle it, you hit the top.
You hit the top and leave it for like a certain amount of time.
It's not like you just do it and it all dumps.
It's like you tap a bunch of trees and like you let it.
But like still.
That's good.
I'm looking for some new shit for the green life
and it feels like it could be a fun thing.
But then I talk to friends who do it and they're like, Oh. It's so much work. Yeah, like you have to have a fire
You have to have like a real long because you have to boil the sap down
Yeah, and then you need like a candy thermometer to get like a little forge like a little funnest thing
Think about all this gear dude. It's like I guess some guys get into golf. It's like oh honey
I'm gaff said I should go to forage
It's like, I guess some guys get into golf. It's like, oh, honey, I'm gaffed.
I should go to Forge for a minute.
I'm sure of Forge.
I was doing that with two pizza ovens.
Yeah, you know, but.
Yeah, but he's not like me.
But he is like, days dedicated to the pizza.
Yeah, pizza oven is like a,
that's like a one to two hour activity with guests.
This is like, I'm gonna go sit out in my yard
in the middle of winter with a Forge
for 15 hours.
Yeah, I was like,
I was doing a six-moving to pay.
I was doing a fruit wine for a while,
but it wasn't active enough for me to keep interest.
What's like the long game on that?
Like, how long's the pay off?
I met a buddy that I saw recently.
I hadn't seen him in a long time.
My last time I know him, he was a home brewer,
and now he just said he's evolved into wine.
He says, hold, make a wine.
He can't even drink it.
Yeah.
He's on like a one to two year.
Yeah, that thing, dude.
That's crazy.
The fruit wine's more like a 60 day
because it's just like blueberries and whatever.
So it's like sweet, ferments enough,
put a bunch of yeast, whatever.
But then you have to, you do have to like let it sit
for like a certain amount of time.
And that to me is like the,
that's why I started like sowing
because it was like, I can't actively do anything.
Yeah, right.
Active-witting sucks shit.
It's the worst thing I've ever had.
I wanted to get into a long-term hobby
and I was thinking, uh, bees.
But then, I'm terrified I get stung.
Yeah, me too.
Why you wear the suit and stuff and you get stung?
Yeah, but you're still gonna get stung.
You're gonna get stung.
Yeah, you're gonna get stung.
But I just thought that'd be so cool
but I just don't have any land to put bees on.
Yeah, and I'm sure.
I hate honey.
Oh, so much.
If you can buy a funnel and an bee cave. What the fuck are you talking about? Hey, bees on. Yeah, and I'll show. I hate honey. Okay. If you could buy a fluttle-land and becaus.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, come on.
You hate honey.
You hate honey.
Absolutely no interest in honey.
You put your teeth.
No interest.
You might put a little trip of honey in a yogurt or something.
Yogurt.
No, I'll reason that, bees.
I just want to be, I just want to be,
I just want to be for the experience.
You should have.
I helped the environment.
I'm not even that,
just a minute of doing something to the people. Think you about opening of the environment. I'm not even that. Just a minute to do.
Just a minute to be like, think about opening a kennel.
I fucking hate dogs.
I'm like, what the fuck do you even use, honey, for?
Like seriously, a little yogurt maybe a little tea,
but that's like such, that's like two things.
Are you saying Gavin or in general?
I'm always rocking with Gavin, he's my buddy.
When I'm saying in terms of his honey hatred,
I'm confident in online on that dude.
What do you use it for?
You don't like honey?
You put it in pancake, like you know,
like batter for like waffles or pancakes or whatever,
pull a bit of honey in there.
And I put honey in your pancake batter?
Yeah, just like a little bit.
A little bit of honey, a little bit of malt.
Gives a little bit of sweet.
You know?
Can't do that for your little waffle.
Not on that one in particular, no.
What about when your throat hurts?
Well, there's a spider microphone.
Oh, wow, get that macro lens out, dude.
Do it, do it.
Do it.
Okay, again, I did the podcast last week.
There's a spider last week too.
What's going on?
It's at home.
What's the same spider?
It's just a dust deal, bro.
Discussing.
Dust deal, spider.
I fucking hate spiders.
So we'll see where we end up with the syrup, dude.
And like I think the honey endeavours, you know,
it's good to have a hobby like that
where you can just like be in it
and be away from like your phone.
Yeah, like I've spent, you know,
I spent a lot of time in the garden, dude.
I'm like looking at tomato trippings and shit,
you know, like you can get lost in it.
But that's your active hobby.
Like that's your thing.
You don't need to do maple syrup, you got.
But if you've got an apple grafting. Well, okay, so that's, thing, you don't need to do maple syrup. Yeah, you got, but if you got an apple grafting.
Well, okay, so that's, oh, be careful.
And Gavin has a lot to say about apples.
Why?
Because you can't play them.
You get grafting.
You have to think, cosmic crisp is a fine apple.
Okay.
Is it not other than...
I thought I got shit on the other puck cost
because I gave a cosmic crisp Apple six or something after.
Give it a seven.
But I had to explain that's like, no Apple is a 10.
I've never eaten Apple.
I've never eaten Apple and been like, oh, fuck.
Have you been blown away by an Apple?
I have no.
And Apple to me is like, if an Apple's there,
in the bowl, whatever, I'll eat it.
Hold on, struggle Apple points here.
Okay.
This is why I should get into grafting.
I'm excited.
There's like, oh, there's a website that has like very funny Apple rankings.
Is that what you're looking for?
Yeah.
So, we did Cosmic Crisp way before this website came out.
Okay.
You've got to find it.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait before.
And they put Cosmic Crisp, I would say right around the right spot where it is like not
in like the top tier.
It's in like that sort of mid tier. I said seven seven out of ten
Because it's an apple. I think most apples that are seven out of ten
Yeah, I don't give everything a 9.2. Yeah, that's just not what I did that's not me now if Cosmic Chris paid us
Oh, it obviously be a 10 out of 10 baby.. Now let's get into the real shit. Okay.
How many all have gone apple picking for real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's good.
When you won though.
Where are you picking apples in Georgia?
Yeah.
The picking apple, you make it, it's like, I've picked small shit,
like strawberries, good, spree, blueberries, all that shit.
Browsberries.
Yeah.
It's very some piece.
But the thing is about picking apples.
You pick what?
Like six.
They're heavy. This is more, like six, and a half.
This is more apples than I'm gonna eat.
Well Jeff showed us,
that's what the pie's about.
The pie's about picking.
And like the prices are in sight,
you have to pick like 140 apples for it to make sense.
It's monetarily.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chill out here.
Okay, it's not just about the cost goods ratio.
It's about the vibe, man. It's about, it's about pulling up. It's about the vibe, man.
It's about pulling up, it's super cute,
and majestic.
Wow, look at the foliage, it's beautiful.
It's not that bad.
And then you have to survey the farm.
So you walk in to Apple Pick and Farm.
I feel like I emailed y'all to come Apple picking.
And you did, yeah.
I was very geeked about it.
That's very funny.
And it's so interesting to me,
because you're in a beautiful farm tranquillist setting
and then you have to pick which one you get.
I went up to the sky, I was like,
yo, where's those Macintosh at, right?
That's the best one.
He gave me the look, this guy worked there.
He was like, this fucking amateur, dude.
Like, who is, who is guttiness?
And he was like, this is the real one.
Was it an Arkansas black?
No.
I mean, I feel like what you're talking about
is kind of a little bit more I know about Tomatoes,
but they had all these crazy apples, dude.
They had like, and it's just the whole experience
of like, you're picking, you're going up,
you're taking it back in the apple cider doughnut, dude.
Oh, unless there's like a goat at the farm,
I wanna be, they had goats at this farm.
That's sick.
I wanna keep you in the apples.
I wanna count up an apple.
I wanna take a bite and then he gets a bite and then I get a bite and he gets a bite. Yeah, my favorite
I think about this farm is someone had constructed a very mildly junk
Wood walkway that went over the path so goats could walk over you fuck it and their heads would pop down
I know you got the stuff
Welcome to the goat dome. Ah! So I've frequented this farm multiple times since I moved
and I had a massive tragedy happens
when it comes to hobbying, where I went
and I picked 40 pounds of peaches, which is a nice sign.
Oh, well, yeah.
There's reasons for the quantity,
but I was like,
I'm just like,
He's doing a shot for shot,
and I remake a combing.
Well, I was like, I don't know.
Let's take a while.
I don't like, what am I going to do with these?
You know, like I made pies, I made cobblers blah blah blah.
And my buddy was like, dude, here's what you're going to do.
Uh-huh.
You're going to get some good whiskey and you're going to soak the peaches.
Yeah.
And then you're going to have like this peach infuse bourbon.
And then you'll have these peaches that you can make cobbler with.
Yeah.
You can grill them on us.
You can grill them up, bro. Yeah, pretty sweet.
I found lots of various websites.
With some said to do it for two days,
some said to do it for six weeks.
Uh huh.
Wait, to do what for six weeks? So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, weeks, I was like, in six weeks,
we're gonna have the best peaches
and the best burbers, we're drinking Burmands All Fashions.
It did not work at all.
Like I think that peaches out, they tasted like death.
They tasted like they haven't soaked in rubbing.
But they tasted like they were soaking in bourbon.
They tasted like they have been soaking
in like just disgusting alcohol.
And then the bourbon was like, well,
at least this is gonna taste good
so I can like old-fashioned.
They also taste it hard.
Why did you do it so long?
Just do it like six days and you're fine.
I don't know.
It was horrible.
It was a real nightmare.
I haven't really ever recovered from it.
And the only thing that's helping me
is I've been taking those apples.
I've been soaking them with cinnamon sticks
and what's the other way?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, baby.
Have you done those things with bourbon?
Yeah, so I'm soaking the apples and the bourbon.
That's delicious.
How long have you been giving it?
Two week max.
You know you should add to that honey.
Yeah.
Hey, from Gavin's bees' hate.
The bees are great.
I like the bees.
You say it's honey.
Well, I mean the honey's, can you do bees, you can just leave the honey, right?
You don't need bees.
That's a great question.
Can you just do bees and leave the honey?
They eat it, they feed the little baby bees with honey, right?
I guess.
I don't know what honey does.
I don't know what honey does.
I mean beekeepers are saving the earth.
I think you can't.
Honey, well, it's like nectar vomit.
Yeah, they puke it up.
I think they use it to eat. I think that's what they feed the honey. Now, where are they puke it up. But I think they use it to eat.
I think that's what they feed the honey.
And how are they puke it up?
I'm confused.
They make it in that gut.
No, no, they eat the pollen.
They puke up honey, right?
Yeah.
The honey is the puke result.
It's like the chem.
Yeah, delicious.
What did my grandpa kept bees when I was a kid?
I was terrified.
Yeah, it was scary shit.
You just hear that outfit.
That outfit is wild.
Yeah.
Did he like honey? Yeah.
I don't I don't here's the thing. I think default. Most people like honey. Yeah. It's sweet.
Yeah, it was so you brought up your
Hager that bears go nuts over it. I don't know if I hate it. I just don't use this stuff.
I don't want you to put it in cocaine. Oh God, I can't wait for cocaine. I'm so excited. Holy shit.
I will go see it together in 40. Yes. Oh, that we have. And it shoots cocaine at you every time the bear does cocaine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We come up with business ideas during cocaine bear.
I like is I've essentially put honey on popcorn.
I mix it in with butter.
Oh, all right.
Do you make popcorn salad?
What the fuck did you just say?
My girlfriend said that phrase to me this weekend
and I'm contemplating very much.
Was it like a puffer in salad?
You leave it for six weeks.
Yeah, and then the salad tastes like popcorn
and the popcorn tastes like salad, yeah.
You'll go for it in a minute?
Yeah, no, it's like you put fucking M&Ms and pretzels
and other shit in the popcorn.
It's like, you're not putting popcorn with lettuce.
At the top of a menchie.
Yeah, but that sounds like a nightmare to me. What? I don't like, I don't like,. It's like popcorn. You're not putting popcorn with lettuce. At the top of a men's cheese. Yeah, but that sounds like a nightmare to me.
What?
I don't like trail mix.
I don't like, I don't like.
Have you ever had salad with no lettuce or vegetables,
but pretzels and nuts?
Called it a popcorn salad, which again,
as a phrase I'd never heard before.
You know what some stuff from the old country
that I do with popcorn?
What?
I, Christmas, I wouldn't put it on like a sewing machine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. With cranberries and I put it on like a do. Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's, but it sounds less
dispensable than the cat food they usually feed them.
Um, taking part in a good McChristmas present.
Yeah.
What do we got?
Oh, yeah, what do you get now?
Oh, that's a big thing.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm a, do you hate vermin?
I love vermin.
I'm a big fan of Big Rat guy.
I'm a big, I'm a big vermin guy.
I found out, not a big cat guy. I thought I was a cat guy. Me too. I, I really thought I was. I'm taking care fan of Big Rat Guy. I'm a big, I'm a big Burman Guy. I found out, not a big cat guy.
I thought I was a cat guy.
Me too.
I really thought I was.
I'm taking care of my friends cats right now.
They're out of town.
They're on a little vacation right now, little VK.
Had to go feed Fritz and Velvet.
Had to go see what they were all about.
Gimmel bit food, one gets pill.
They both get half can of wet food
because boy cats get urinary tract infections.
Yeah, they know that.
They know that. They piss everywhere. Yeah, they know that. They know that.
Piss everywhere.
Yeah.
And then they piss so much that you have to rip up the carpet to clean the sip carpet because
they're fucking assholes.
So I don't want to be in trouble with that, bro.
I'm with you.
So being the cats, giving the wet food, put it out there.
Here you go.
Here's food, here's food.
Put it out there, the velvet, the girl cat eats some of it and walks away.
Fritz finishes his and then starts eating hers and I go stop and I so go over to like move him and he goes
Yeah, and then starts fucking I like a cartoon fucking
Grabbing it and then swiping at me and I'm text that's what cats are I'm texting my buddy Robbie
Hey, man
You got to help me figure out what the fuck how to stop your cat from fucking that's what Cat's a picture of his own cat like a share in the picture looks like what if Gremlins was real I
Like it's fuck I am some I mean it's I can't sorry dude. I'm anti-cat too
I've got a cat that I hate I hate him so much but as much as I hate him
I hate my girlfriend's cat more because he sucks more my My cat's annoying. Her cat's a demon. He pisses everywhere.
I have two liver boxes and they were they only use one. They have three. They only. Yeah,
because you have two catches that three boxes. I have two, but I'm not getting third box. That's
fucking I have an A to square foot house. You're not getting 40 in my square feet to shit in.
Absolutely not. I these cats are ruining my life in a way that I never thought was possible.
Yeah, my, her cat pisses everywhere.
Uh, my cat, he sheds, I have to shave him every three months.
Yes, I have to shave him every three months because he sheds so much.
I had a double respiratory infection last week.
Oh, my God.
Those comb, like, get away. Yeah, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a Ferminator. I can Ferminate him for an hour every single day,
and I will still pet him and have a comp of hair.
I'm very broke out.
I think cats bring a lot of people a lot of joy.
Gavin, Gavin's like here in this big, big,
I will say though, I have you talked about this
on the podcast, like the amount of birds that cats kill.
Cats, cats, you're one of the spreaderians.
It's something that's seen up.
It might even be in the billions.
Yeah, billions. Yeah, yeah
I
Love them outside you know what else they do
Uh, if you are if you like I don't know have a house or live on the ground floor apartment
Uh, and you have anything outside. They'll just piss on it. Yeah, you'll just have straight cats piss in your house or like
Uh, if you took the trash outside because it was smelly, but you're cleaning the house and you're like okay
I'm done cleaning. I'm gonna go take the trash outside because it was smelly, but you're cleaning the house, and you're like, okay, well I'm done cleaning,
I'm gonna go take the trash to the can,
you're not because the cat walked up
and ripped the fucking bag open.
Hey Kayla, I got sewer cats.
You got sewer cats.
Oh yeah, that had to be said though.
Dude, those are scary.
You ever see a cat run down the sewer?
No.
Like, you know like the clown from it?
What if it was cats?
Yeah, cats love going in sewers.
It's their favorite thing.
My cat, it's me. What's up? On on average in the US cats kill 2.4 billion birds.
How many birds do we go? Oh, there we go. Thank you. I knew it dude. The big B number. 2.4 billion last. Yeah.
That's a lot. Not crackles. I don't think I don't think a bird. I don't think I don't think a crack or whatever
lose to a cat. No, I think a crackle ones up. fight every time. Yeah, I think the crack will pick up the cat.
Yeah.
It doesn't look like it has the strength.
But you know what I do,
you gotta think about this though, bro.
Cats, the cat that's in your house,
it's very close to like lions and tigers.
Yes, which is why you shouldn't kill it.
Which is why you shouldn't have it in the house.
Yep.
My cat wouldn't kill a bad, he's never killed one,
but he will rip a lizard out.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, have you let him out side?
Have you seen him rip a lizard out? No, but like,, I mean, have you let him outside? Have you seen him rip a lizard up? Yeah, he's never killed.
No, but like, have you, you don't follow him all the time though.
He's, he's absolutely murdered birds.
Yeah, well, I'm based on like what he brings to me.
Like he likes to show me his kills.
It's because he's mainly socks.
It's because he's ashamed of the,
he hasn't seen the birds.
He doesn't want you to know about his dark side.
This is a sickness.
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I killed 400,000 birds this year.
So he is eight now and he hates Dan so much.
It's like, so he is a wretched piece of shit
or four-sided music.
You have a side music, two-sided music cats.
And he's my favorite.
Meal, I hate it.
He's such a turd.
But he is across.
No, he's actually pretty handsome looking cat.
But he hates Dan.
Love it.
So much.
If Dan leaves, when Dan's staying, if Dan leaves the guest room door open, But he hates Dan. Love it. He loves it. So much.
If Dan leaves, when Dan's staying,
if Dan leaves the guest room door open,
he'll go in there and just shit,
like on his pillow, or on the bed.
That's what I had to put.
To the point where I had to put like a special lock
on Dan's door.
Oh, yeah.
If this meet can open doors.
Oh, yeah.
Mike has to, I have a,
my whole house is child proof.
I have two toddlers.
All of my cabinets are latch clothes.
My fridge is latch clothes.
What's the latch clothes?ges let's close food because okay
This goes back so he was saying you can't do cats you got a skinny cat and you have a fat cat
There's no stop me. Yeah, there's no stopping it. You can feed them separately. You can feed them different diets
It doesn't matter the fat cat is always gonna get more or this is unique to them. No, we got it. It's a nightmare
We're about to recop it one of the rooms because yeah No, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare.
We're about to recop it one of the rooms
because it's me pissed on it eight months ago
and I bought equipment to clean the carpet.
I rented different equipment.
Yeah, same.
I bought stuff all the time.
It doesn't stuff all the piss.
It'll always smell like piss.
And I've smelled turds.
That if you leave a turd for,
this is like a turd I found in my backyard. It was like a year old. It smelled turds. That if you leave a turd for, this is like a turd I found in my backyard.
It was like a year old.
It smelled like nothing.
Yeah, it was old.
Cat piss just continues to amit stuff into the air.
No matter what you do.
Like it's alive.
So, you know, I'm serious question then.
Cause like, Gavin's ready to give up on honey forever.
Yeah.
Like, you guys are talking about real trauma from these cats.
Like, we've been talking about this shit for like 25 minutes and you guys are carrying some dark
notes and I'm curious. Why are you? Why are you still in the game? My girlfriend will
let me get rid of her cat. But you have a cat. Your soul. My girlfriend will let me get
rid of her cat and I hate her cat so much that I refuse to let that be the only cat
in the house. Why are you still in the game? I love my cats. I don't. I love me so much.
Would you take a cat cuttle over a dog cuttle?
Oh, definitely.
And cats are great because they smell like nothing.
Not my cat unless they're pissing all over your house.
My cat stinks like shit.
Also, I've never seen that.
Really?
My cat smells so good.
I could just huff my cat and it just doesn't smell like that.
You've got that brain virus.
That cat shit gives you.
My cat smells like 80 cans of tuna rotten in the sun. His breath stinks his first stinks and I I bait him like to every two weeks
because he stinks like shit in my allergies. I give him water additives breath
stinks. I feed him greenies his breath stinks. I'm ready. You're gonna feed him to
your breath. Yeah, you did. Yeah, sacrifice the possible. Oh, I meant my dog. Oh, the other shit dude.
My dog, like at this point, her only job is like catching him.
Yeah.
Cause he tries to escape all the time.
Yeah.
And I'm like, the thing is like, I would let him go, but I live on a very bad bit.
Like he's cute, so I'll take him, but like, he's stupid.
He's an inside cat.
Yeah, dog. No, my cat. If he gets out, he's gonna get hit like he's stupid. He's an inside guy. No, my cat.
If he gets out, he's gonna get hit by a car immediately.
Hold on, I have a big point of information.
I'm seeing old Yeller.
Yeah, I'm talking about what I say to that.
I know you, I feel like we're aligned,
but I'm curious.
Is that the mayor?
Cross the pond.
That's what that would mean.
It's talking about the hood of it
because it was in Friends.
Yeah, what did they talk about it in Friends?
Phoebe, does he ever seen the ending of Old Yeller? So do you know how it ends in Friends? Because Friends? Yeah, it's very easy about in an infrasse? TV is never seen the ending of Old Yeller.
So, do you know how it ends in France?
Because France?
Yeah, it was very TV in the watch, right?
Yeah, that shit's brutal, bro.
They don't have the first grade.
Why don't they?
Old Yeller is like tweaking, because he's rabbit.
Yeah, like, he's like, he don't want them.
He gets the whole issue to, yeah, they make the kid do it.
Yeah, I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do that.
I could, they're like, go take care of Old Yeller.
Yeah.
And then he's like, crying.
He goes out to the wood,
like the shed, it's all like darkened stuff.
But he does what's right.
Yeah.
I wanna watch that as a first grader, do this.
That's fucked up.
Traumatized.
It builds character.
But you had your kids watching DNA Jones, that's good.
Interesting fact about Indiana Jones, dude.
There's a new one.
I actually started them with crystal school.
That was the old one.
Hey man, interesting fact, you're fucking insane. I'll tell you with crystal school. That was the only one I've seen. That was the only one I've seen.
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That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen.
That was the only one I've seen. That was the only one I've seen. That was the only one I've seen. That was the only one I want them to see the ones with Nazis like right away. And I don't want to have to like explain Nazi shit.
I was like, I got just Russian.
It's alien that's a bad guy.
Is it a mountain in the end anyway?
Yeah, it's him.
You got two half white sons and Boston.
You got to teach him about Nazis now.
Especially if they're playing.
Don't worry, we watch them do robots.
Minecraft only.
You know, only scenes that we fast forwarded through in the whole trip.
Typical or do you heart rate?
Heart rate.
And they were chanting. They were chanting Heart rate Heart rate Absolutely, they were chanting
Is that true with you?
They did
Are they
Collie Ma?
Yeah, they didn't watch that, dude.
Yeah, too young for that drama.
I still carry that drama with me.
Yeah, I hear that.
Second most dramatic movie going experience in my life.
What's number one?
Ooh, baby.
You're not going to blow your guys mind,
but I think you're going to understand.
Okay.
The Truman Show.
Okay.
It's fucking you up as a concept.
Like, did you think you were the one?
No, like the everyone was for you.
I feel like that movie introduces all these radical ideas
to you at like a relatively young age.
Just like, what the fuck is this?
You know, where it just makes you question a lot of things
that the heart rip is like, wow, that's crazy.
And India, they rip out people's hearts versus like
What is reality?
Like a brain rip. Yes, yes exactly. Yeah, we won most dramatic movie
Truman show number two Indiana Jones when they rip out the heart
I will say a lot of temple doom gets a lot of hate, but that movie fucking rips
It's so like the Indian you should watch the Indian Jones movies. They're so fun. They are just blin's gonna like kidnap me and lock me in a room That is true. They are just big fun adventures and you watch it and you go. Oh everything ripped this off
I get yeah, it's like one of it's like a we were talking about mission impossible and I was like
Oh, I didn't know that they invented the thing.
You know, coming down thing.
I know that.
That first one is really, isn't that like a brine to pull?
Yeah, brine to palm of, there's all these crazy angles
and shits.
It's wild.
So weird.
I just think of like, there's like a scene where there's like a cafe
and like a reflection, and I like this blue.
And I just go like, that's a brine to pull the movie.
Yeah, it's nice when you watch a Hollywood movie
and there's like, yeah, a brine to pop a movie. It's nice when you watch a Hollywood movie and there's like art.
Yeah, when there's thought put into it.
How did he catch that drip of sweat?
That's why.
Yeah, but how?
There's nose, there's almost.
The power of Elrond Hubbard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ha.
Ha.
That whole scene's electric.
You guys, you got a genre no up in there, right?
Yeah.
And the rat.
And he's like, yep.
Yes, dude.
You know what else is electric in that movie
when Estevez is taking it off?
Estevez dude,
cause you never did that.
Dude, that's right.
You do not see that coming.
You're like,
well, Miliou Estevez is in this one.
That's on the trauma list for sure.
I remember recording that on TV at chess from the TV
when I was a kid,
playing that shit frame by frame.
It goes into his face.
It does, it does.
It has a frame, where it's in his frickin' house.
That's on the trauma list, the elevator kill.
I was terrified of elevators.
I was terrified of buses and stuff.
As he go in, this is going.
What's your else trauma?
Damn dude.
You were sure young kid,
I shouldn't have seen that movie, right?
Mars attacks us on there from the beach.
We're talking about the chalice thing.
Mars attacks us every day.
We could talk about this. I have a real one to ET.
He's pretty fucking weird when they like, they like,
the hazmat people come to us, have to.
That's a lot.
That one was, yeah.
Mars attacks really got me, I was in an age where I think
I was too old to be scared of Mars attacks.
Boy, it was like, I feel like you're my.
Gross.
I love being born.
I did not like it.
But I don't, here's the thing.
I like Tim Burton.
Me either. Not for me. Not digging it. I don't like it, but I don't here's the thing I like Tim Burton Me either not for me not for me not digging it
Not I don't like to fan it's a book. It's either way is he did you just have that enough?
Luxio is that yeah the Wednesday yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it just looks like a Tim Burton thing looks like a Tim Burton big faces his best movie
I just I just watch
Adam's family values for the first time a And the second one, Puber Adam.
As like in the doll.
Did you like burning people alive in that movie and shit?
Yeah, this one.
And the MC Hammer song in that?
No, I don't think so.
Adam's family?
You're new, interesting, revisiting all these 90s movies, dude.
It's new lens, it's like a lot of crazy sugar.
That movie rips.
It's so good.
And I was watching it.
I was like, oh, camp.
Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh Tim Burton watch this and was just like no
I don't think the white people should be the bad guy yeah yeah yeah yeah he's crazy
yeah it's really yeah it's really just like they're like at this camp
all it's like like these rich privileged white people and then all of the
minorities are being like dunked on and then they like upras and then he was
like I don't think that's how we're happy I'm gonna write a show where the black
people are all the sentence of pilgrims that only sit in their bed.
I find myself having to be way more intentional.
In a boat after a slave.
With like my whole-
To the black girl on it, sorry.
No, just like, if I, like your time
on Adam's family values, and I have like memories of like,
you know, Wednesdays like burning all these people alive
and shit. Yeah.
Like if I went to myself, like I'm like,
oh, I should just like watch that clip on YouTube.
Yeah.
But how often you like intentionally sit down
and watch a movie at your house.
Yes, without looking at your phone,
just all in.
Yesterday.
I do that almost every night.
Er, I'm sorry.
Really?
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with the way. Yeah, you're gonna look really good. You're gonna look really good. Yeah. And it takes like eight hours.
So I put movies on and I can't look at my phone.
Oh, okay, okay.
Hands are up here.
So I don't like to look at it.
I don't like looking at phone and movie.
I mean, either.
I just sometimes it's hard to resist.
I just did it for like, for like, first seven a while.
I was on a flight and I started watching the Batman,
the newest one.
Oh, I hadn't seen it.
Yeah, hadn't seen it. Yeah, I hadn't seen it and
Dig a job really sucked me in and so I got home put on
It's not called HBO Max anymore right Max is that what they're calling you talking what the fuck are you saying right now?
It's not HBO anymore. No, they'll start crossing me streams
We'll call it a true Max for now. I think we're gonna call HBO Max still um
so they have they have the Batman on HBO Max
and home-ball fucker, or whatever, it's all that.
Yeah, yeah, and I watched the rest of it
and I really, I enjoyed it.
Uh, it did, and like, purposely, like,
didn't look at my phone.
Hell yeah, that's the real rush.
It's because the enemy of Batman
is the scariest thing that actually exists
in this bunch of insults.
A bunch of insults, A bunch of insults.
A lot of them.
When you go, there's no way he has this minute.
He goes 500 followers, real French types.
And I'm like, who is ridiculous?
And then they all show up and you go,
and that's way scarier than that.
Yeah, just a bunch at least.
They got the high caliber too.
Yeah, like that whole movie is really well done
except the last half hour.
And then like, but man, it's a good movie except the last half hour. Yeah, Matt Ree that whole movie is really well done except the last half hour and then like
But man, it's a good movie except for the last half hour. Yeah, Matt Reeves is like I remember we had
He's the director. We had one of the apes movies at RTX. Yeah Yeah, and I was like I was so proud of that like I was like this is like the sickest activation
We had Andy circus at RTX and like it but I had been like scheming out of three years
And then I after I didn't get to go to the screening
because I was like doing other shit.
And then I watched it after RTX and I was like,
God damn, bro, these Apes movies are so bleak, dude.
Oh, they're real.
They're real.
It's pretty bleak, too.
You're like waiting for some sick, like,
yes, moment, but it's just like,
I thought they were more in their life.
And it's just the life is pain, you know, like,
different parts of it.
Also respectfully. Selena Kyle in that movie. She's very pretty, lady. I want a life and it's just the life is pain, you know, like different parts. Yeah, Yeah, Respectfully
Selena Kyle in that movie.
She's very pretty lady.
Is it like rabbits?
Uh-huh.
She's, she's pretty.
She, she is and she's fighting for her life on that screen.
Yeah.
She is TV acting and everyone else is movie acting.
She thought she was in a Batman CW show and, uh, she does her best.
If you had told me Colin Farrell was the penguin, never would have been.
He's gonna HBO show.
Oh, is he?
Yeah, there's his whole like,
HBO show, like the penguin rise to power show.
I just don't need that.
Just keep everything in like a movie.
You know, like Pennyworth?
Oh, the origins of Batman's Butler.
Yeah, Alfred Pennyworth.
The insanity of calling it Batman's Butler.
Yeah.
This is our greatest superhero.
And this is the man who does his laundry.
How many rich people like you think get a butler
than just have like Alfred ambitions?
Like it's cool that you bring me honey and oatmeal
but it would be cooler if you were like a tech wizard
and she could be about the surveillance state.
And I'll still try to write this.
They, he blows up and then he has two lines in a hospital.
You never fucking see him again.
It's fun fact, Michelle.
I got a babysitter to see Lego Batman.
Yeah.
Why?
Lego Batman is amazing.
Why did you take this?
Because Brady was like six months.
Yeah.
And it happened.
So we were like, honey, we really should go to babysitter
for Lego Batman.
Lego Batman is hilarious.
That's awesome.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
I never seen that. Oh, dude, you love it, man. It's a fun, you know, you have a good time. It's awesome. Have you seen it? Yeah. Oh, dude. I never seen that.
Oh, dude, you love it, man.
It's a fun, you know, you have a good time.
It's fun.
You have a good time, yeah.
Riddler.
We do need to, different riddler.
Paul Deano going, no!
This is my favorite part of that movie.
I fucking lose in it.
Hey, we do have to wrap up.
Tim, is there any other vlog I want you to come back
and we do another episode some other time.
Give it a couple of months.
What are you moving back to Austin?
Yeah.
I don't think I'm coming back.
Yeah, I don't think so, bro. nice way that I could keep the Christmas vibe going
by being here with Kayla, the OG, dude,
Gav, dude, way back.
And with you, man, we've been rocking and rolling
for some time and it's stoked.
It's really good to be here.
And I would say if there's anything I want to plug,
it's just to like, this is two.
Three-kit life manage got me all like cheeseballed out,
but I will say to just like really appreciate each other
and have like a strong holiday season.
Cause shit's fucking stressful to tell right now.
Yeah.
Like when you can find the good vibe
with the people you care about,
then that's all you really need.
Yeah, I meant like,
I meant like your green life YouTube channel.
Yeah.
Like I mean, this one too, I like it.
Oh, I mean, that's a mess.
It's got to be on the deep bed, yes.
It's got everything green like,
I don't know, dude, like, if I was, I would say the one thing I did No, it's not. It's not. It's not a message. Goddamn it. You got me on the D-Bad Yassons. Try to make a green light.
I don't know.
Dude, like, if I was, I would say the one thing I did
what I mentioned did was like, we didn't talk about it
last time, we'll save it for the post show.
Oh, I like it.
We'll save it for the post show.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, we're out of time.
We have to.
Yeah.
Okay, we'll save it for the post show.
We're gonna talk about Mark and Brad.
Okay, all right.
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