Rooster Teeth Podcast - Is Beer Just Gross Soup? - #587

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

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It's the end of the world anyway. It doesn't matter. It's over. It's all over. Everything's ending. The world is over. I was driving the other day up Lamar. I was down the road over here from the studio.

I was at Lamar and Airport. And I was driving up Lamar. I don't know how often you guys go through that intersection, but there's usually people like there. Are you intersection dropping? Like the pork shop? Yeah, you're talking about intersection?

I was talking about the pork shop right now. I was just south of the pork shop in the oldest 7752. What, tell us the story. There's always a, we got it now we're gonna have to fail. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no favorite intersection. No, no, no. There's a train that runs through that intersection sometimes and the arms comes down. It takes forever. That's not related to the story.

I hate it. I hate it. Anyway, there's always people there at the intersection, like with signs asking for money or whatever. Yeah. I was there over the weekend. And there was a dude with a sign that said, 30 ounce hand sanitizer, $1 $5, two for eight dollars.

And so how many did you buy? You were sharing a bucket with hand sanitizer with him to sell to people in the cards. You need to sanitize the sanitizer. It would be your sanitizer, sanitizer, because you don't have to get the bucket off of one hero sanitizer. Right. He also, like, it's a $16 purchase. It plus you save money by two off of one hero sanitizer. Right. He also like $16 per day plus you save money

by two instead of one. Right. How much could he physically hold? I'm sure he had a bunch stacked up on your buy, but he was only bringing out a few at a time. You know what? I bet we wouldn't be as cavalier about hand sanitizer if it came in just a five gallon tub. I'm just like you crack it on. I was like, just put your hands on it.

Yeah, just put your hands in. Do it. Hold it there for a few seconds. Pull your hands out, you sanitize. Some people have given me some shit. Last week, I think it was last week in the podcast. I said that coronavirus is a virus and doesn't get affected by hand sanitizer.

Obviously, still sanitize your hands. If that's what you've got, sanitize your hands. It couldn't hurt. All I'm saying is wash your fucking dirty hands. Okay, I feel like all of this shit that's going down, I've been training for decades. It couldn't hurt. All I'm saying is wash your fucking dirty hands. Okay? I feel like all of this shit that's going down, I've been training for decades. They're like, don't go into crowds.

Wash your hands all the time. I'm like, motherfucker, I've been doing that for 20 years. Like I am all about avoiding people and all about keeping my hands clean. I've been training for this. Like you want advice? Come here, I'm the guy. What?

Yeah, what? What other pearls do we sell? They do that. I'm the guy. What? Yeah, I'm gonna stop. What other pearls to do that? The vampire call, you know? Damn, that was tough. Yeah, damn. Dude, I'm starting this right now. Cough dabbing. I think it's the coronavirus away.

It's what it is though. It's what that it's how dabbing started right. Right, right. I'm bringing it back. It's anti-coronavirus. Back dabbing. It's a circle. It's all right here.

I got all this wisdom to share. And you all aren't listening. I mean, to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry.

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I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. washing my hands. So like, when you watch medical shows on medical television, they all do this move. And whatever the noise was,

or like what was going on with my hands, she was like, please stop doing that. I'm making mac and cheese. She was like, yeah, why are you maintaining eye contact while you do this? I was like, I'm getting them clean. That's gross. No, I clean hands. The opposite. It's very clean. That's gross. No, I mean, it's very clean. My mom sent me an email, like a classic old person email, like a hundred people's email addresses, like in the two fields. Yeah,

like a group. Yeah. And it was like some doctor that somebody in the group knew, and it was like, how to prevent coronavirus. And it was like the doctor wrote in half caps, half lower case. Doctor, huge thing about coronavirus. And I'm like, where have you people been today? Yeah, I know. But it was nothing. It was, it was wash your hands.

Yeah. It's overrated. Wash your hands. People are saying that I'm trying to call it the audience, even though I'm wrong. Wash your fucking hands, it's what I'm saying. I'm not wrong, you're wrong. Oh, I have it.

I have it. Did I ever tell you, we were talking about Wash Your Hands, the music of bathroom. Heretunce, what you're about, I had to have told you my phone story from RTX. I don't think so. With the bathroom, right? I don't think so.

Tell it. Okay, so RTX last year, we take over some of the hotels in the area along with the convention center and use them for some of our panels. And there was, I think, my last panel of RTX last year was the one for murder room. And I was running a little late, but I had enough time to go and I got backstage in time that I was like, okay, cool. I gotta go to the bathroom. So I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick and I'll be out there for, I was the last person to show up but I still had time for a start.

I went to the bathroom and I had to do, I guess I had to do a Tuesdays because I went into a stall and I went and did my Tuesdays. My Tuesdays don't take forever because I eat all my fiber. And then I walked out of my stall and went to go wash my hands. And at that moment, I realized, didn't have my phone. And I realized I had done the thing where you'd list rest your phone on the toilet dispenser. So was sitting in the dispenser? Toilet paper dispenser?

Yeah, the thing that dispenses the toilet's in the toilet. No, on the toilet paper dispenser, left in there. And as I turn around and realize that, a gentleman walked into that stall and locked the door. Oops. Big whoops. So I named my phone. I can't leave it in this hotel bathroom.

And there's no one else in this bathroom. I just imagine you like the guy's taking a shit and then like you're just your little hands and they're like, sir, sir, please, please, please, he goes in, he's like, oh, free phone. It's like those videos of like the cats that put their paws underneath the doors. We go to the record?

Excuse me, excuse me. No, so I'm not exactly, I'm a very awkward and anxious person. That's what I am at all times. Yeah, that's on brand. That's on brand. And so I had to just stand in this bathroom and wait for this man to do his business.

Fun little thing, about halfway through his business, he starts watching YouTube. I hear YouTube videos coming from this stall. What was it, the evolution of dance? And, no, it wasn't the evolution of dance, but all the while I also had to just deal with like, where's the least awkward place for me to stand where this man comes out?

Right in front of the door. You should have just kept watching your hands until, and just been like, You didn't ask me the pass through? I would have immediately been like, hey buddy. No, I'm not gonna, like under the salt, like this is just kind of fearful.

I'm just kind of fearful of the top. You say, hey bud, hey bud, can you hand me that? It's mine. Be a honey. And so I just waited, and. Hey, bud, can you hand me that? It's mine. Be a honey. And so I just waited and I waited and then he took his time and all the while the panel has started in the room. And he finally comes out and he had my phone.

And I was like, thank you. I forgot my phone. What do you mean he had your phone? He had your phone as he walked out. And so he walked out with my phone. With his dirty poo pants. That is far more awkward than having just like raccoon that dude like. Oh wait, no, he didn't have my phone.

But when he he walked out, he saw me, he's like, is that yours? And I was like, yep, I went over and got the phone. He turned off the voice memo recorder. I got it all. I can't get off of this. I hear another dude shit. Also to make to make the to make the awkwardness words.

I forgot to tell you that while I was in the bathroom waiting, someone else did come in, use the bathroom and leave while I stayed in the bathroom and just stood there as though I'm some sort of like some fan is like taking a picture. Are you John Reisinger? Just doing his favorite stalking of a just put it putting hands under the air the

the perpetual finish is just being like I'm gonna do it again So I got my phone ran to the stage and And plop down on the stage and then procedure tells the exact same Nice word you plop Good luck. I said you plop, he popped, then you popped again.

It's my nightmare. It's my nightmare. I literally, all I ever want in life is to not have to interact with anybody in public. That's all I ever want. I don't, like, walk in through a store. I don't want anybody to ask me, can I help you? No, don't talk to me. I'm the opposite.

I will talk to anyone in the store for any fucking reason. With anybody over the age of 40 who will just talk, I was like, I've been this way my whole life dude. Oh my God. It's because I was growing up, I grew up in this area where you had to use human communication to get something done. Path.

Terrible. Path. I know, Gus and I are around the same age. Yeah. Standing in line and having someone be like, what are you gonna get? Like a couple of you started, I was just like, I just do jokes on people. Go away, man.

I just do jokes on people in the store. And if I get a laugh, it's, it's pretty funny. Like if you're in the toilet paper aisle, have you seen the math on toilet paper lately? It's like 12 equals 48. That's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it also like are it is a double double roll or is it? Yeah, doing some weird mass in the toilet paper and I'd like to point that out to my fellow human beings in the store

And maybe it's one of you guys maybe it's a nice Asian lady who laughs, you know, and I spread it. I spread it joy What do you what I mean? Okay, I I spread a joy guys. Nope. Nope. Yeah, so I'm in imagine I'm in the toilet paper aisle looking Mining my own fucking business Trying to buy a bag of drugs. I'm in all of a sudden I'm going to the bit. I'm looking at you. No, dude. I'm looking at the schedule react. I'm talking about normal people. Normal people who I like have a positive outlook.

I just want to laugh at a little bit at the grocery store. Because everybody's so fussy in the grocery store. Because they want to get their shit in the lead. They're fussy. I don't want to be there. You can no I have a baby too. Because I just used to wear fussy to the grocery store because they want to get their shit and we Are you can now have a baby to cuz I just use the word fussy That's something you never hear like an adult telling him the gyms rule fussy today Jim's in jimmy yeah try to close the books real Somebody it's because he's over tired Look at a little colleague if they poop their diaper is really demean it. Hey, did you poop your diaper?

You doing all right tonight? You know pussy? You little poopy? Pussy? I'm a diaper Girl for tired. You're a kid. You over to your kid is like like like two weeks old. I My seven months John to baby still fresh. I refuse to believe you have a kid It's not a picture on our office guy No one's company meeting Your baby has not been acknowledged by the company. I can't get. That's true.

That is true. My, my, I've come to conclusion that one of my children is now and forevermore a Texan. And that is jarring to me because. What qualifies her as a Texan? Well, I'll tell you why. Because I'm from California. I've lived there for 30 years.

And while I've been here for a while, it's definitely like, I consider myself a Californian. I think I sound like a California. I think I act like a California. Does she call it California? California? Is that what you're saying? He doesn't say the 35.

She is six years old. And in the car without me asking, without being prompted to do this, she did. In fact, you called it Gus. She used y'all in a sentence. Dude, y'all is a perfect word. It's a good contraction. No, it's a great...

I'm not arguing. But the English doesn't, every other language has a y'all. I'm not arguing against the validity and the nice and the, I say y'all. I say y'all now. It has creeped into my lexicon, but she just, she's like six and she's like, y'all are being silly. That's what she's saying.

And I was like, did you just say y'all? She's like, yeah. And I realized she only lived in California for three months. And then she's been here. So I have a tattoo. She took you seven, eight years to realize that? Well, it wasn't until she's like, she's just gonna have like, she's gonna have like any sort of eight years to realize that that well wasn't until she like she's used because she doesn't have like She's in like a sort of southern accent. Yeah, yeah, but the fact that yet she won't she won't she might

Like me and Gus were Texans. Yeah, Texas doesn't necessarily have like a southern accent That's true. I did grow up in Oklahoma and it's gross up there It's wrong. That's Oklahoma. No, yeah, yeah, we've all seen watch man. We know how it is Big eggs It's wrong. That's so close. No, Matt, Texas. Yeah, we've all seen Watchman. We know how it is. Yeah. Big Yikes. So, one to circle back a bit. We're talking about Texas. Still talking about coronavirus. I haven't given it up.

Wash your hands. Good reminder. We're so South by Southwest got canceled, right? Yeah, totally. Or whatever. I got it. It got South by. So, supposed to be next week,

coronavirus is on a on a tear with the cancel culture. Southbyed. But, so I was talking to a friend of mine and he was like, how much, you know, what kind of, what does that mean for Austin? Like, what kind of impact does that have? So, I looked it up and I was like, well, you know, the study that says Southby Southwest brings in like $316 million to the city. It's like a quarter percent of the city.

It's a super bowl amount. Yeah. Yeah. million dollars to the city. It's like a quarter percent of the city. It's a super bowl amount. Holy God. My friend was like, well, it's only a quarter percent of like the revenue. It's like, dude, it's $360 million. Like in a week. There are people who, in the service industry,

who bank on making that money. Oh, in the free months. I was explaining it to Anna when she was doing a make-up that it is second Christmas for most people right it's like this is where you Also, go back like back when I was freelance. I'm gonna do South by you can just say a number and whoever's coming in from out of town I'll just be like yeah, it's fine in South by I don't care And so like there was a gig once I was like just rigging lights. I was like um

$1,200 a day and they're like yeah, okay, whatever I was like okay Yeah, I got a goal. You just put you fuck it up like way low. You're like four Give me four dollars Sure, whatever. Yeah, well, I mean like definitely have worked a 20-hour day during South by previous years and like That's what sucks about it being canceled like all my friends are just out of work for like the biggest week of the year. Drew, not Drew.

Not Drew. Okay. Your kid, John. No, I'm blank. The dude in the bathroom. I've blanked on the stars with a towel. No, Mr. Man, my brain had a fart. We were talking about it being really bad

for local old school Austin businesses who like really need the shot in the arm. And there's only, you know, those things are disappearing by the numbers. And if they don't make it, a lot of them are gonna close and then get bought by whatever chain company. Yeah, they come like this a little bit. This might be Austin's last stand.

Right, it's like the identity that you feel with Austin and like all the local businesses that make it something special is like, oh, they could be gone. Because like you said, like 50% or like their second Christmas is gone, it just never showed up and they lost all that. And then they're gonna move to, then it's like, oh, let's go to Atlanta and get some work there and it's like, oh shit,

now the crew base is toast. Yeah. There's also like a ton of like the indie film people who this is where they get distribution deals is by showing this. Oh, that's good. I don't know if that's what would have happened or what he's vying for, but.

Oh, I've got friends who have like films in the show and they're like, now it's just not getting screened. It's not getting like, they got like to get into South by is still a very competitive event. Yeah, a friend of mine who has a film, we're supposed to have a film in there. To get into it and they should be like, oh oops, sorry, this virus totally wiped your year out.

I was like, I'm not gonna get like, you don't get a bonus next year. You don't get like, oh, hey, here's a gimmie for next year. That was it, that was your chance. Right, or it's like, oh, you didn't win any awards at this festival that you can use to buy for other festivals

or distribution. Or Spotify specifically always looks for your world premiere. Like they really want you to world premiere here. Yeah. And so it's a bunch of people like who banked on showing world premiere here. And it's like, great, that's not gone. And all my deadline, the only deadline I think is left,

can is in two days. Good fucking luck. Like getting your shit submitted to Canada. Oh, you basically, you basically chose one of the other. Uh huh. But also, it begs the question, you think they're gonna have those festivals. Right, so it's like his festival.

Did it all get, does it all gone? Oh, yes. It's crazy, it's a strange time. Imagining a festival-free life. A festival-free world. People in the same home. The market going down 7% every day. It's terrible, it's weird to be that the apocalypse

is just people staying in their houses and being shut-ins. Like I thought the apocalypse was gonna be way crazy but it's just like, when we went to the grocery yesterday and there was no toilet paper. And no toilet paper. And no, absolutely, no toilet paper, no hand soap, none at the HUB like right here. And I just texted a girl and I was like,

hey, from now on we just have to do this online. It's like, so now just, the apocalypse is two Amazon packages show up to your door every day, it was soap and toilet paper. Can I make a confession? Can I make a confession? Can I make a confession?

I'm just, did you overstock to a- No, no, no, no, I'm such a shut in that I already have a pantry that's just dedicated to toilet paper and soap. It's like, I've already been hoarding for years. So it's like, this way, and I was like, oh, that's fine, I'm set, it's fine. I'm just gonna tap into my storage. I've got it, I've got it, got it, this way, it does like, oh, that's fine. I'm set, it's fine. I'm just gonna tap into my store.

I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. You're like a soap dragon just sitting on his hoard. Just smow over it and wipe my ass on that. Just go get it, just go get it, just go get it. Okay, I want my ass as much as I please. Paper towels, toilet paper and a hand soap. We've got fucking stock, I'm ready. So if we do get to like,

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And I can't I couldn't find a way to get rid of them so last week on the podcast I discovered there's a motion detecting sprinkler. Oh That one it takes motion. It'll aim at whatever it detects and shoot water at them. You just order it. You get a 12 year old boy with his spray can. I said it up yesterday. I installed it. It works fucking great. Does it come with like a camera? No, but I have to have to have a game camera to the top of the camera set up. So you have a turret. Yes. You have a turret. I have a sprinkler turret. So in your motion detecting heat sensing, you have turret. You have turned your house. This is into a castle defense game is what you've done.

This is a great idea until one night, you have to go out to your yard for something and then just get to save. He's trying to cross like theoretically, it should never go off on me. There's certain hours for it's definitely going to go off. To you just in your chownies completely soaked through. It should never go off on me. There's certain hours for it's definitely gonna go off. Here we go. Cut two. You're just in your chownies, completely soaked through. So have you tested it out? It'll, have you set it up?

Test it out. It'll like, it like, turn it and look and just shoots water straight in the direction. How did you test the, did you test out your dogs? No, on me. No, I would never do that to my dogs. It was me out there, like that maximum rate. It's running across your back. I'm going to be out here.

Come on. Were you digging the hole just to make it real? I actually like a possum like knocked over a trash can and was rooting through it. The thing that's been digging up your backyard is just you trying different methods of getting rid of animals, but trying to be really realistic about it. Oh, man. But it's awesome. If I do get any footage, I'll show you guys. It's expensive.

It was $60 for the sprinkler. Oh, that ain't bad. Not bad at all. What's the throw? Like, could you have it hooked up to a host? Like, host is always on? Would we be able to hit the booth? Oh, yeah.

It could go, I mean, it could probably go from where you are to the back wall. Do some mom camera. Oh! How about the wide? Can it do the wide? I mean it could probably go from where you are to How about the wide can it do the wide. Oh, yeah, so like can it go from this here pot from that air pot. Yes easily Because that's that's as far as this that's as big as this room actually is that's it. We're all cramped in here Is it isn't it normally the other way around? I feel like we have a really small set in a lot of other room. Is it normally the other way around where like the set is most of the space? Yeah. And then there's the other time there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the track. You just live on the edge, on the fringes. We need more space. Are you guys doing things differently? Like, I've noticed that I've been trying to open doors with my elbows and stuff. I do the, I do the little, I get a white, like a hand sensor wipe and then use the wipe to get the handle. I mean, like every door, though, like showing up to where.

Every time I show up to a new place, like a building, I just go wash my hands. I walk into a place and then like. Let me finish. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? How are you opening doors?

What are you doing? No, you're reminding me of a story of something. Go ahead. But I'm just like, I'm like the world is lava. I've always, right now, for me. I've also been doing that with like toilet seats. Like I put the toilet seat up with my toes. With your feet?

Yeah. Do you guys have any good techniques to open doors with your elbow? I just do that. You're feeling hard. No, you just scream until somebody comes and opens it. Ah! Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, thank you. So you get out like a cat that wants to go outside? It doesn't take as long as you think. Gus, are you touching things normally? I normally don't day to day. So you're with you touching your face. I normally don't touch my face. I try not to.

But what I normally do is like when you come to a door and say there's like a long handle or something, you can tell if you look at that handle, most people grab it like in the middle or the bottom part like it's corroded. I'll always grab it at the top because most people don't reach for the top of the handle Is this something you've always done or yes since always that's his power move if I have to like I'll normally wait I'll try to time my entrance to a door towards someone else is opening it and I follow them in and just use like my

Shoulder to hold it open, but if I have to all grab like a point where someone does it normally touch it You ever try to use the little parts at the bottom of the doors that have that little, like, that little, uh, new thing they're doing? If it's there, I'm using it. I'm using it the Alamo Clutch. Yeah. I have never successfully done that without looking like a total idiot, just like trying to get this door open by the door. The move is harder than you would think.

You open it with your foot and you got to do like a little mule kick. Yeah. There's no graceful way to use that little pedal that's the bottom right up onto the door to do it. Yeah, for like somebody who just slamming in the face. I'm like a whole food. That was doing that someone came fear. Oh, thank you. I just went through. I realized I almost slammed the door on someone's face by accident yesterday. Here? No, no, no, no, I was walking into a store. And someone, I had time, my insurance,

so someone else was gonna open the doors and be going behind them. And I kinda like, they opened the door and I kinda like held it open with my shoulders I went through and I realized someone else was right behind me. So I went through immediately and the door like slammed on them.

I was like, oh, and I didn't want to turn around because I didn't want them to think of them. No, no, no, I knew that they were there. What's the etiquette when two people come to either side of a door and you can see them? Because I definitely got yelled at by a dude once. For like, we came to the door at the same time and then I opened it and left.

And he was like, dude, what the hell? You're not gonna like wait for me? And I was like, I don't understand. Like, what do you mean? If, like, I'm coming to a door, it's a closed door and we're both coming to other side of it. And if I open it it What does he think you Inside the store outside inside the store inside was so it was pushed for you

It was pushed for me and pull for him. He should have opened it for you Should have opened it for me So I should have just yelled at him been like dude. Why didn't you open? You should spit on him. It's like an elevator You let the people out before you go in guys both should have casually had an elbow to the handle at the same time. And so you got out there. Here's the etiquette. You both approach the door. You both curtsy and bow.

Yeah. Who curtsy's the booze? There's two in the closet. There's two. You both. You curtsy and then you bow. And then whoever, bro, curtsy is harder than it looks.

Whoever's birthday is closest to the day that happens is the one who then opens the door after that. That requires talking to each other. They give you through the door. You love it. You've birthday is closest to the day that happens is the one who then opens a door after that. That requires talking to each other. They give you through the door. You've done your health through the door. You just yell your birth dates to each other, take a moment to do the math, and then figure out who it is. Paper Roxasers, turn around in a circle.

Oh, no. Okay, so I went and grew up to shop in yesterday, and I'm with my kids, and we finished up all our stuff and we're leaving. And I don't know why and we finished up all our stuff and we're leaving and I don't know why this struck me as this I was a really sweet moment that I really valued But I walked towards the exit of a grocery store and what's the exit of a grocery store always? It's the automatic doors her a woman exit out before me and I was looking I was you know, how we walk all the time?

We're always walking like looking down our phone that kind of thing I looked up just in time to see a woman ex it, she's by herself, ex it, the girl started to do this. To the doors. She just, she just, she did this great like open for me, flare with her opening arms. And the doors did their thing. And she walked out like that bitch is living

her best life right now. Okay, she is, she is acting like she has superpowers as she exits buildings. I love it. It made me sad that I don't, I don't bring that much flared to everything I do. I do one of these in public. Yeah. Do one of those. It was so, she, and she's also like, this one was like gray hair into her like 40s or 50s. And she's like mine. I'm exiting the Randalls. You're welcome.

It's good. Yeah. I like that. Theles. You're welcome. It was good. Yeah. I like that. The certain flare. You gotta enjoy the moments in life when you can because coronavirus is not in a few months. Dude, back to coronavirus. I'm glad we did it straight away from that.

Oh no, we're not going to straight. This is the coronavirus podcast now. Welcome. Update, date line, Austin, 2020. How crazy is it that the bomb? March 9th. That that bond film was going to straight. This is the coronavirus podcast now. Welcome. Update, date line, Austin, 2020. How crazy is it that the bar that that bond film was moved to November? Yeah. What? Why? It's the kind of covers.

Yeah. Why? They moved it from April to November. Think about the math of these big tentpole big budget productions. Half of their their take is now coming from international audiences. It's all made up. Mostly from China, the Chinese market.

Who goes to the movies? Drew, like, you forgot my name for a minute like The only the the reason why the World of Warcraft movie alone was considered a financial success Right only because of the giant like Pacific Rim. Right? Yes, this is James Bond guys. Why November though? Because like because the virus expected to dip through the summer and then come back in the fall. We don't know that though. Sure true.

I don't know why they picked November. There's a lot of conjecture that you could do at that point of like, it was what was available in a schedule or what they figured like they did their own like market, a research and like that. But this crazy that they would move, cause this was supposed to come out in April.

April. Yeah, next one. We got push like crazy. But that mean like that movie probably had like 150 to $200 or $200 a budget. Try lots of crowd scenes, huh? I'm serious Hard to book extras right now like central casting. We're just like hey, see anyone come out like no Do it for $1,200

But yeah, that that got pushed that far. Crazy. It is the James Bond, but James Bond. Yeah, Bob. Who we're talking about? James Bond. Oh, okay, good. Old Jimmy B.

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Yeah. Uh, we all. Uh, yeah, market. Fucking crazy. Then what they shut down after going down 7% this morning. What's this now? This is not the coronavirus podcast anymore. It's a stock market podcast.

Yeah. Oh, damn. I have. I have. How's going to go down? What's your, what's your favorite stonk that you have? My favorite stonk. It's ETFs, bro.

It's all ETFs. It's really the way to go. Hell. I was a big believer in like a year and a half ago, I actually bought some GE because they were doing so fucking bad. And I was like GE is not the kind of thing that just goes away.

It was like, it was so cheap. Right. It was energy. You got so cheap. Right, it was energy. It got, you got to, you got to get into that. And they've done pretty well since then. But not today or not the past week, everything is. Like Tristini is down. Everything is down, everything is terrible. I imagine medical supplies are up though, no?

Yeah, there depends, there's one company I saw that has gone up like 23% in the last two weeks because they were like, we think we might have a coronavirus cure. Wait. How's Corona the beer doing? It's fine. That was it. That was a, it didn't oscillate at all.

That was a through section through. It has a peak around secret and my, but other than that, it's pretty steady throughout the year. The same as it would be otherwise. Why not do seckeys virus? Why just coronavirus? Because no, do seckeys virus? Why just coronavirus? Porque no do Seckeys. There you go.

So, yeah, S&P and Dow both down over 7.5% almost 8% today. Total what's that like? 20% for the month or something like that. That's insane. It's the worst. Like people, to give a context, people freak out when the market goes down by two, three percent.

Right. It's just 20%. What was the dip in 2008? It's the worst dip since the financial crisis in 2008 It's a it's a more of a it's like on it's like getting on par with that. Yeah big yikes Yeah, it's it's bad like it's easy. It's easy to not think about it Even if you like you don't have stocks personally, right? So you're like whatever it doesn't affect me But if you even if you have like a 401k or anything else like that, right? It's like that money is somewhere.

Yeah. Or even if you're, I mean, I think even if you don't have like a 401k that ends up affecting like a bunch of other things. It has like this cascading effect. So what you're telling me right now, it's I should probably invest in some stocks right now. This is the time to buy stocks. I think. In my opinion, I am

oh, double down. But I said that I did not expect us to see another dip again today. Oh, it's even lower. Yeah, like today was really the worst one. Sorry, I'm really like stonk ignorant. Is it possible to just have a like ghost to zero? And every like, is it possible to have like the end of fight club Happen where everybody is just like Yes, and then everybody's shit's just wiped out forever. Sure. No, I don't think that's technically possible right cuz like it was the thing is they never know what's possible They're always like oh shit. We didn't see this coming right but like the the Dow for example

Where was yeah, like the like the new york stock exchange. Yeah, it's it's like you can pick selected or the Dow, for example, or, yeah, like the, let's say like the New York Stock Exchange. It's like, you can pick selected or the Dow index. It's just a selected pick of stocks. So it's like, if a company fails, they just get removed from the Dow Jones industrial average, and another company comes in, right? It's like, you're only measuring current companies that are doing well. You're not actually measuring the list of companies that have been removed from the Dow and no longer exist is huge.

Got it. So it's like, it would get to zero? Probably never. They would remove companies, or companies would go away. Let's see what happens. If we got it to zero, would they even ring the bell? Should ring the bell, and then it would be the purge also. Also, that's like deviate too much.

But do you do either deviate to something interesting? Do either of you understand how trading place is ended? Because it's all about stonks and orange juice. I don't. Futures. I exact. They were I at the stonk market. Ox play two after.

All right. I just wanted to if I like beaks. Yeah, I don't understand the ending of trade at the end You're just like oh, I guess that was good way to go anymore if you didn't got the money Way to go There's a movie from the 80s for the rest of our audience. Sorry. Sorry to every I'm sorry We just I've tried to bring it back from You put on your guy love this movie you're like can we talk about like video games and For a little bit or something?

I got to finish the statement though. Go, go. This one of the movies you put on, and you're like, I love this movie and you're watching, you're like, this is a fucking racist movie. Yeah. Oh yeah.

I just wanted to get that second half of that sentence out there. Sorry, I didn't get that. Continue with the show. Have you played Stonk's Simulator 2018? It's great. The 2020 expansion though is terrible. They introduced this coronavirus DLC. Everything goes down. I got the 2020 expansion though is terrible. They introduced this coronavirus DLC.

Everything goes down. I got a spicy topic. All right. It's a controversy with Gus. Bring it up. Gus, now, okay, just so everyone out there knows it, okay? At this facility and a lot of companies nowadays, there's an electric car charging spot. Okay? And so you can...

It says electric vehicle parking only. Yeah, you can't park your gas car there, right? So that means, now I'm in charge of a certain budget that's attached to a building of a, that has a car space, electric car space. Are you... That's where the cost... So listen, somebody gets to show up and the company pays for their battery charge. While every other motherfucker out there has this parking a gas spot and never gets free gas on the company.

Listen, no, wait, you can buy an electric car and you can park a net spot too, mother fucker. No one's stopping you. That's not the controversy. Stonks. That's just a setup. That's the situation. Okay, that's the situation. That's not the controversy. Stunks. That's just a setup. That's the situation. Okay, that's the situation. Where's where we're at?

I saw your car in a gas only spot the other day. Oh, it's not a gas only spot. It's a general spot. Oh, that's typical. That's not a gas only list. That's where I was not a rhombus. That's where I was not a square. You can't go backwards.

That's like that Alamo now where it's all the gender neutral bathrooms and there's the one stall area where it's just like, you're gonna say gender neutral parking spot. I was like, wait, that's a thing? No, but then they have the standup stalls that the boys can still go in. There's a urinal closet.

Yeah. So you have the urinal closet you can go into, but then you went and used one of our gender neutral spot which I do Thank you very much. That is my right and my privilege. I am gender neutral. I drive a car Those are car spots. Those are not gas spots But I can park in any fucking spot I want and I will continue to park you know what? I'm gonna park in two spots tomorrow I'm gonna do I'm gonna continue to park, you know what? I'm gonna park in two spots tomorrow. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna park sideways across three.

I'm gonna come in and I die. I'm not gonna tow a trailer, but I'm gonna take every fucking spot. You want to go early enough to do all that? Michael uses gas, but there's a lot of electronic stuff in there too. Fair. Okay, and it runs on a battery.

I have a red blooded American battery in my car, and I'll be parking with, What do you drive? A car? Yeah, but it's a red blooded American battery in my car and I'll be parking with where do you drive a car? Yeah, but it's a American toy Yeah Where we make real good American car You're digging your own grave your top you're in over your head Hey, I would say what kind of car it was, but I know some perfect would try to get me

Get me they'll get me. Uh, get me. They'll get me out there in the highway, John. They've been gunning for me for 10 years. I usually feel so old in the office. This podcast, I feel like the kid. Let's just sit here. Yeah, as I was talking about grown, grow winner talking. I'm gasp.

I'm currently the youngest, though. You are. You're the baby, you're the other podcast. That's what these workers do all day long. I'm so young. I'm so young. I'm so young. I never did that when I was younger. I'm so young, I'm so young, I'm so young. I never did that when I was younger. I was never like, I am so young. Usually at the office, usually I do feel like the parent

because you're old, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to him. I share an office with Chris, okay? And so I'm constantly on parent duty with that shucker, okay? I have to, I have to, I'm two steps away from pulling Chris out of like walking into traffic, I swear, all the time. It's good. He zones out and just goes into like automated Chris mode into the load when he's doing.

And then all of a sudden, he's left a wake of like just destruction and awkwardnesses past. Speaking of walking out into the road, the other day someone who works here, came into our office and handed me a package, he's like, oh, here, it was the Amazon package. This package for you. I said, oh, thanks. And they go, yeah, the company in the building next to us founded out in the middle of 51st street. G size. I was like, what? What was it? It was like an Amazon delivery. What did you get?

I can't say because it's used for an upcoming production. Got you copy and it was like it was just in the middle of the road It was like what are the odds that someone found it and then brought it in this great? It found a way home. It's like a movie premise and I looked at I tracked it It was like delivered via UPS and it said it was signed for by someone There's a raccoon that crossed and signed it And he got shot with the sprinkler. I wish I could remember what that road. There's a raccoon that crossed and signed it. Did he got shot with the sprinkler? I wish I could remember what that was. I remember when you got that delivered.

It was, I, I, can you describe the box it came in? It was an Amazon box. It was about this big. I'm excited to have it. It was, it was, it was, it was, I can say, we didn't end up using it in the production. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was the real story right here boys.

It was Nipple Clamps. I don't even know what production, that was four. I'm trying to think of one, two. Yeah, we, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, if you still have them, we could find a use of it. Oh, RT life Nipple Clamps, totally forgot. Yeah. I think we could still find a use use it. I ended up donating it to our department So yeah, they're over in the

They're gonna say so they should army. Yeah, that's a good well like excuse me dear It's like nipple clamps. Can I get a receipt for this please? Yeah, a lot of needy folks around here since I heard a game need nipple clamps Yeah, it's a it was yeah, it's a shame. We didn't get to use it This episode of the receipts podcast is brought to you by Honey. The easiest way to save money while you're shopping online. You know that Honey is the free online shopping tool that automatically finds the best promo codes and applies them to your cart.

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and they, the reason they, one of the things that they believe is like you give them this and that autism is caused by what they call rope worms, which are these parasitic worms living in your intestine. So they give people bleach enemas and they take pictures and video of rope worms coming out of people, but really it's intestinal lining that's being destroyed by the bleach enemas. I saw this article this morning and I'm not an easy gagger and I almost threw up my yogurt. It is. I almost died up my yogurt. It is. I almost died.

Fucking awful. Yeah. It's like that kind of fake medical shit that gets spread online via boomer doc or whatever. Where it's like, people are like, oh yeah, look, you can see the evidence right there. It's like, no, you fucking idiot. That's not what you say it is.

It's a body, dude. Yeah, that's like, you are doing something fucking terrible. Don't put bleach in you anyway. Yeah. Keep bleach out of your butt. I think that's on the bottle of chlorox. Yeah, bleach out of your butt. What technique are they using to get it up there? There's a sprinkler that's putting the yard

and when sensors go off, it's sprays bleach out of you. You gotta take through the trash and bend over. Fill it with bleach. That's a terrible story. I hated that story. Yeah, that's not a good one. Don't do that. You got another one? I got tons of them. I got a whole document here. What about that one with the somebody's a fan kind of figured out where oh that's a I'm actually brought that one up. That's another terrible story though.

There's a this stalker who was obsessed with an idol in Japan and was like looking at all of her photos online and figured out where she lived based on the reflection in her eyes. Christ. Like she was posting selfies online and he recognized a bus stop that was in the reflection of her eyes and found out where she lived based on that. How many mega pixel camera do you have to megal pixels? Do you have to have and then two songs? I megalpigs of the camera do you have to have and order like megalpigs of my favorite member of the royal family. I don't have megalpigs. You can see that you

can. I was looking at some pictures of myself today and you could zoom in there and see a lot of stuff. Actually, I have a visual aid here. We took these pictures at work. There's like work pictures. Wes sells are really good photographers. I was seeing if I could see what was in my eye. And so if you zoom in, you can actually see they had the behind the camera people like making sure making sure that we were like having fun. You know, I don't know if you guys remember that. You did this picture thing to make sure we're smiling stuff. This is actually what I saw. I have.

Go on in the next one. Yeah, you could see the mime that they had there. That's pretty amazing, isn't it? And it's cool as a company they hired a mime. I'll do that. I do lots of your videos dedicated to you. Photos of my mime. I just went through my.

You should have been holding it. That tickled the Gus. I just went through my- You said I'm a whole thing, John. I just went through my- You said I'm a whole thing, John. That tickled the Gus. That is really, that's how you get good pictures. You can see that, you can see I'm sort of smiling. That might make me sort of smile. It's good.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. I only have five minutes, and John actually helped me with that. No, I think John saw me walking into that one, but you didn't No, not at all. I haven't gotten my picture day photo They I think west specifically sketch one days that I was not here. They're nice pictures He's a good photographer. I really bloom like I did mine way too silly after saying everybody else is like oops You go silly go go flamboying. Now you gotta think LinkedIn, guys.

You're near 40, you're nearing 40, you gotta think LinkedIn. Nope. There's too much on the internet at this point of view. What did that take you? Junk at it. Yeah, he didn't do it. He didn't do it.

I said to him that I did. He turned to the nerd and said, hey, nerd, do this. I didn't do no Photoshop. Do my homework. Yeah, do my homework. Oh, I'm so keen 30 seconds. Did you build that to the nerd and said, hey, nerd, do this. I don't know Photoshop. Do my homework. Yeah, do my homework. Oh, I'm just looking 30 seconds. Did you build that to the podcast? Because I said, so I want you.

I don't want that built to the podcast. No, it won't let that build somewhere else. I'm telling you this, it's going to take me 45 minutes to set up a complete. Yeah, and what is the big five minute? I just typically, 45 deep in this podcast, it took you to get you to where I was like, hey, roll the tape. You gotta be willing.

You gotta be willing. I, you gotta be willing, I, you gotta be willing to, just let it not happen. He was committed to that. As good. I had better Photoshop skills, man, they'd see a lot of this. They'd see a lot of this on camera. Jeff loves watching me try to use Photoshop. He says it's like watching a caveman,

try to use Photoshop. Jeff, don't how to use Photoshop though? Yeah, yeah, okay. I come from like my background here at the company was being in the caveman, try to use Photoshop. Is Jeff know how to use Photoshop though? Yeah, yeah, okay. I come from like my background here at the company was being in the design department running it. And so obviously the majority of my time here and the most of my jobs have been surrounded by people who use Adobe products like Photoshop and Illustrator

excessively. And it's not until you get into another department where people are like are sort of using it, like Chris sort of uses it sometimes that kind of thing. But watching him is similar. I'm sure Jeff watching you. Was it, was Chris the other day who was screaming in the office like, where's the lasso?

Or like, you like couldn't, and you were like, shift out. Chris also, fuck that boy. He has, he asked me to come over and help him fix this thing for good morning from hell and he has not only the ergonomic keyboard that's split into two things. So that's already annoying enough that you have that too don't you? Yeah, I got a couple of tones. Okay, so not only does he have that? Yeah, fuck you and your carpal tunnel nerd. Not only does he have that. It's also a Windows keyboard that he uses for a Mac.

So you have to use the Windows Key instead of the command key and everything. But then he also has this fucking ergonomic mouse that is horizontal. So you hold it this way and hit the buttons on the side. Does it have a ball? No. He used to have that. He used to have that. What do you mean?

It's just a mouse without the ball. It's the mouse without the ball. It's like, if I crush this thing, it's like this. It's this and the sensor's down here and you do this. Oh, I guess maybe it had a ball as well. And then you hit the buttons on the side like that. And so, like, he asked me to come over and fix something and I'm like spending like 15 minutes trying to figure out

to use this fucking ergonomic bullshit he has. That's awesome. You're getting there. You're gonna be a good old man. Yeah, you're crunchy. I'm a real, real, real, real, real man. Yeah, man, I can get pissed off about stuff. Speaking of you and Chris, we had a video come out a few days ago.

They feel like we should talk about the smell video where we had an awful smell in our office. This was a saga that went over the course of like a week and at least where it started out in the bullpen space where people started Smelling something in a specific spot, and so we got out like ladders and stuff I got up in the rafters looking around and then it moved into our office and people were smelling in our office And then it moved into very specific corner of our office was getting worse all the while I have no idea What's going on? I just want to figure out where it is. People kept wondering why you are a lead person on this. You weren't affected by it.

Yeah, you weren't immune to it. I was immune to it. And two, for some reason, it kept showing up in times when I was around to offer assistance to go look for it. Like, it just people kept smelling it. And I actually am constantly concerned that bad smells in the office might come from food I've brought in. I'm worried that I might smell bad a lot

because I can't check. I don't have a sense of smell. So when this first occurred, I was. I was legitimately concerned. It was something that like was in the fridge or something that was mine. But yeah, it just ended up like moving around. We thought it was a cheamer hunter.

We were sure it was a cheamer hunter. Maybe it was a dead animal. Like we were looking inside the cushions of the couch and thought they had hidden something in there. Yeah, there's a, like you said, this went over the course of several days. There's a lot that didn't make it into the video. No.

Of us just trying to investigate and find this fucking smell. Yeah, I don't think we should tell people how it finished. Yeah, let's just look at the video. It's the case to have them see it. Cause it is interesting. Yeah, go watch the video. It's really interesting. That's where we're getting at.

Watch something else that we made. Yeah. Synergy. But it worked. People did like it. I was surprised though. It's a lot of like, it's an epic. It's an epic tale.

Yeah, we were worried like after it all happened. We were like, the ending is just kind of, yeah, right? Like it just kind of doesn't go anywhere. And then people are like, oh no, it's great. It's I mean, it's really good. It just people build all this stuff up. And then people are like, oh, no, it's great. It's really good. It just people build all this stuff up. And then it's just, oh, that's it. Yeah, it's so hard to tell what's gonna land and what's not.

But I love it. I like that people were so good. It was fun to get to collaborate with you guys. You were invested halfway through this thing of like really trying to figure it out. Yeah, because I wasn't there for the day one investigation, but when it came back on day two, you trying to figure it out. Yeah, because I wasn't there for the day one investigation, but when it came back on day two, you weren't the figure that you thought you were doing this.

Because I'd been through this before, because years ago when we were still at Ralfaublenado, we had a bad smell in the podcast set, which I talked about in this current video, was like a rat had died behind a refrigerator that was on the podcast set. Oh, no. I think I was here around that time.

It's what we moved from Ralf-hubbinator up here. It's when we discovered it, because we had to move that fridge. We're like, oh, there's a dead fucking rat in this fridge in the back of it. Yeah, podcast were fun. Do you know if he died well? He died the way he lived.

He died doing one of the electrical cables. Puckets were fucking terrible back then. It's a wild West, damn dude. Cause we were in an unair conditioned building. So in the summer, it was a billion degrees and in the winter, it was negative a billion degrees. I can't, like, I don't know what was worst because like the heat was terrible,

but then also like, it got freezing in there. It was like stiffening your hands cold in there. Would you rather be hotter cold? Cold. I'd rather be hot. No, cold all the time. How cold, how hot? Very in mood.

Talking about dying from heat. No, very, like very, very comfortable. Much in mood, I don't know, just like hot or cold. Like, I like a nice 75 degrees. The three options, not an option. Like a right in the middle there. It's not playing in the space. So we're just gonna exclude him from the space.

I like cold, I like cold. I, you know, I lived in the middle there. They're playing in the space. So we're just gonna exclude him from the space. I like cold. I like cold. I lived in the Northeast for about 11 years and thought I was gonna die the first year, but kind of really grew to like it over time. Ooh, I think hot. I think it'd rather be just a thousand degrees. Of course, we're in.

Light me on fire. I don't think so. I also hate mosquitoes. And you don't get mosquitoes when it's cold. Yeah, I love that. They all die. They also get a lot of like nice beer. Nice, porter type beer. It's mosquitoes when it's cold. So I love that. They also get a lot of like nice beer. Nice, porter type beer.

It's hot when it's cold. Oh, big soups. I like a good cold. Yeah, it's cold out big soup. Big soup. I like big soups. I go for a soup. I go for a soup in a beer right now.

Beer soup. Souda beer. Souda beer. Great. They have four soups in a beer. Beer basically is just gross soup. It's like leftover soup. Oh, like, right.

If you threw bread, I was reading this beer brewing book. And it's like, if you threw bread in water and just let it sit there, eventually it turns into beer. Yeah. And that's what soup is. So beer is just old French onion soup. It's all in old soup.

Let's just sit down. Slava bread on soup. Beer, it's old soup. That's not right. The thawed it. Old soup. Just a little slab of bread on soup. Beer, it's old soup. What are you gonna do with that soup? You gonna eat that? No. Cook, cuz I want a beer in 12 weeks. Beer is just a prison soup is what it is.

So I'm gonna- Yeah, there was a problem here at the Travis County Jail a few years ago where inmates were just like leaving apple juice and crust of bread like under their bed for a while. Yeah, like making their own moonshine. What's it called? Bruno. Bruno. Yeah, like making their own moonshine. What's it called? Bruno. Bruno. Yeah, Bruno's what the, it's called Hooch.

Jail Hooch. I love how you ask three words for it. Bruno, you know, Bruno, Hooch. Hooch, Hooch, Jail Hooch. Boos. Little bit of, little bit of Hooch, you go. Bruno, huh? Yeah.

How much is that? How many cigarettes is that caught? Hahaha. I'm making good, I'm making good prunos. You ever made prunos? No. We should definitely make prunos here on the set. Wait, were we supposed to do cereal tasting next week?

What? We were gonna, we, You guys were trying to figure out if like milk was the best medium for cereal, or like you could do water or beer, right? No beer or juice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Wait, some of the transitive property It's a green I would allow this wait what is fermented milk like can you ferment milk and then have an alcohol? You're fermented yeah, no, but I mean like an alcoholic milk beverage. Yeah, it's really good

I'm looking it up. No wait cereals not soup or cereals not beer cereals not sin either Needs cereals neither cereal cereal. I Think cereals beer beer. Serals not, either. Serials, neither, cereal, cereal. I think cereal's beer, Joe. Move it alone, stop. I'm starting to, I'm starting to, I love the level of rage. I can, some things in this world are sacred and one of those things is cereal. I'm starting to think.

You want these cereals? I don't want a cereal. I'll take a cereal. I'm starting to, cereal. You have a cereal. You have a cereal. You have a cereal. Yeah, great, great.

Thank you. It's gross. They're sour real, serious, serious, serious, serious. Serial open reaction. Great, thank you. Very serious. They're soured milk and believe it or not, soured cream. And I can drink it and get fucked up. Well, you can drink sour cream. I mean, sour cream exists, right? Oh, sour cream. Right.

Yeah, tell me about sour cream. Does it go good on a taco? Huh? How much sour cream do I have to eat before I get drunk? I'm trying to see if there's anything that will get you drunk fermented milk alcohol. Yeah, cereals just like poor man's potato soup. Kumis. Kumis is made by fermenting raw and pasteurized mares milk over the course of hours or days. Oh, it's horse milk. Oh, no, no. I'm not sure if you're churning. During the fermentation, lactobacilli bacteria acidify

the milk and yeast turn it into a carbonated and mildly alcohol. It's carbonated, fermented, horse milk. I think the worst thing you said is that it's not even that alcoholic. It's mildly alcoholic. So you go and you milk yourself a horse and then you leave it out in the sun for a bit and then you don't even get a good buzz on it. Are you fucking kidding me right now? I want to try this. It's in Central Asian region. Cosics. Yeah. Oh, that's because they yeah, they do a lot of Horse milk and horse horse stuff. I want I want to try. They do a lot of horse. They do. They ride the horses. They know the horse eight horses. The finished product contains between 0.7 and 2.5% 100% not worth it. We just drink like a gallon of the horse milk.

How much? Oh. How much? Oh, no, I'm all about this. Oh, how much horse milk do you think you'd have to drink? Oh, that's a great thing. How much horse milk can you drink? Could you put this horse milk in a bowl of cereal?

Yeah, you're talking about a soup. soup stop some horse milk soup fuck you horse milk does not go with beer John It's already up I would die for a picture somebody milk in a horse right now. I just can't know Did you engineer some sort of weird milk-horcing photos? I thought about 50 Photoshop back there. For any? I did not work on this one. No.

I got something, polls on the spider everywhere, John. I got Nami. I got Dennis. Tyler Stamm will help me. I got people over there. I don't know how to use Photoshop. I really, if somebody could send me a personal picture of a horse milking Todd a message. I really like to see that.

Moking a horse. No. That's me thinking of horse milk right there. Oh my god, are they gonna do it? Please. You guys are so cool. That guy is so happy. And that horse is so over this shit.

That looks so healthy. The horse is so happy. I'm a dude, you fucker. Everyone in that picture was so happy and healthy. Thank you guys. That was amazing. I should come here more often and enjoy myself. You just say something and people look it up and it appears magically.

It's My dream. Yeah, send all your kumas to Rishis Productions. Kumas. Not even a good name. Hamas was taken, John. John, how much would I have to pay you to put kumas on your cocoa crisps? Wait, what's your cereal right now? What do you want?

Cinnamon toast, which is the best. Yeah, so kumas on it. What's the dollar amount? I would do it. I'm a trash human who will try things, but I will not condone it. You'll try Horseman. You'll try Kumis. So you try.

So you put Kumis on your beer. Cinnamon toast crunch. You said you said you said you said Kumis into the office. Yes, I will try it on cereal. Come on, don't get people sending Kumis in. Now we're gonna get these old smelly Tanks. Yeah, I don't even send kumas in it's probably I don't see that's like a challenge. I'm sure there's a local kumas dispensary here in Texas. Send some to our key inbox. Yeah, good luck

Huh? No I'll go back through those comments later guys. I see all those great links. I will click on all those gallon challenge But with kumas You die. You're people are catching in the food. Die. That's the end of the challenge. Ah, he did the challenge. He's dead.

But he did it. What a legend. What a hero. I can't wait to get a big wet box. Just like, what is this? That's your Kumis, the order. Great. It's ruined everyone's mail. Nobody puts their Kumis in a jar.

It's ruined if you do that. You just put it in the box. What were we talking about in the office where you asked me like, what's the dollar amount for you to have to for the rest of your life use? Oh, it was it was slightly damp toilet paper. I was like somebody that's got through this conversation once slightly damp toilet paper and a warm toilet seat.

And like slightly damp or like somebody just recently sneezed on it and got up and left. And that's your toilet paper for the rest of your life. Listen, if it's that or no toilet paper, like we're living the world living in, yes. Damp toilet paper sounds wonderful. Just give me a bidet. Give me out of here.

Bidet every day. Bidet every day. I want a bidet so bad, but I don't have the hookups in my apartment dude They have the little ones that you just like connect to the toilet itself. It's got to have power No, it doesn't just get that thing from Gus get the $60 thing Take through some trash Batteries the turret. Yeah, it's got four double ace. That's all they need the turdlet

Sorry, I got activate my bidet by ding through trash my back side exposed to it. Sorry, all two AM, y'all enjoy it. I like bidets, bidets are great. Some reason I associate bidets with Andy Blanchard. I don't know why. He really loves bidets as well. Oh, there you go. This episode of the Receive Podcast is brought to you by stamps.com.

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Okay. That's what we got. The back an old one. Okay, he was about to get out of here. The back window was gone. Okay, yeah, so this is gone immediately. So he had no back window. He had the top and everything. So his back one is out. And then when he gets out of the car,

he locks the car, which we thought was an interesting little take. It's like if you have like no, if you have no roof on your Jeep and you lock the door of your Jeep, like what are you doing? Who are you keeping out? But then he gets out and he not only has a full on Mohawk, like the old, like not the

like stick up ones, but like this if you had just the brush, yeah, the brush had that down. And he had a neck tattoo and everything. This guy was just oozing class and style and fashion all across the board. We love it. And he was ready to catch some Pokemon. He just got out of his car, he pulled his Miata and got out of his car, went into the coffee shop guys coffee and he left.

He's living his best life. He was living his best life. He sounds like my hero. Yeah, he sounds fucking awesome. Mr. Mohawk, can we give you a Mohawk right now? Mr. Mohawk, man. Oh, Mr. Mohawk. Miata Mohawk, man.

How much to give you a Mohawk? Chris is gonna let. We'll give you a Mohawk if you pay us $25. Ooh, negative $25. I'm gonna have to pass. Chris is gonna let Barbara cut his hair. I think that would go fine. I will cut your hair for $20. You haven't touched hair, and how long?

How do you think I get so tired every week, bro? I've been cutting my health my own hair for 20 fucking years. I could cut this imitation hair right here, no worries. It's a wig. Look at this. It's a full on wig Every day I have to re-gluet. I will give you $20. Yeah, it's a wig. I'll give you $20 and I will cut it at Mohawk But I have to pay you. I'll give you the $20. Oh, you're paying 20 bucks. 20 bucks to get a mohawk If I got 40 bucks, I do a moh. I do it. Gus you gonna match me on this I bet you and we can fill in 80 bucks. No 40 dude 20 and 20 instead 40. Oh

Both of you Invest let me tell you right now go back do some real math. Okay me 40. I'll take 80 and they get my hair I can put me up but how do we get it 80? Because both y'all are giving me 40. No, no, no, I see 20. I see your math. I'll get two more people to match us 20. And then we'll have 80. We'll have your precious 80.

Yeah, people in chatter are kicking in money. So people are matching the 20, the minus, we'll match the 40, I'll just take 160, we'll call it good. Stalks. Stalks. Stalks. That's how stalks work.

Can we reverse that image please for today? Oh, down to the right, I just wang the shit out of my elbow. Let's cause you were talking too much. Yeah, yeah, you gotta go to the talking room. You need 40 bucks. We'll come back right here on the side set. I'll bring my own clippers, these are professional grade. I'm not certified, but they're professional grade.

Have they been anywhere else other than your head of hair? Then my head for the last 10 years, no, they have no- No, no, no, no, years? No, they have no- No, no, no. It's on your body. No, no, no. I believe him. I got different things for that.

I'm married. Did I do whatever I want? I've seen him. He's got a full head of hair down there. That would be alarming. It's out of control. That's weird that you can be bald up top and then just be like, shaggy down there. Is there baldness that affects your crotch?

Can you have like, you know what I'm sure there's like, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I'm sure there's like, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like, I don't know, I'm sure there's like,

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little dippies that would just go down further and further and just kind of like a cascade around the Dixie stuff. This kind of like this strip of hair just right above the dick. Well, where's the comment? I'm curious. I got I got a no comment. I'll look it up later.

I don't know. I look it up. Yeah, I'll look it comment. I'll look it up later. I don't know what the crap is. You're looking up. Yeah, I'll look it up. I need to know when I'm feeling frisky later. Male pattern. Pratch, male pattern. Pratch, malpuss. Pratch's baldness, yeah. People would pay money for that though. What?

Lays your hair movable, yeah. If there was real, if there was that, Pratch baldness, you put that on the market and sell it. You guarantee it. I don't see anything about it. Now it doesn't exist. That's why science doesn't have an invention. Like that male pattern baldness.

Yeah. That's good. Do you keep it trim down there, guys? Yeah. I don't want to get it out of control. That's what I figured. That's what you're a clean man. Yeah, I don't want to be messy.

I'm going to say PPP show was the better one. Maripa and Bob, but PPP show is pretty great gonna say PPP show was the better one. Maripra involved with PPP shows pretty great to PPP show. We're gonna send that in the comments way to go. You were wanting to talk about video games earlier. Yeah, instead of stonks or whatever the fuck we're talking about. I gotta say one thing, Andrew Roses came to the lunch table today. And he was so excited. And he, I think he, he thought he had a friend in me and he just sat down and he was like, Hey, John, have you played the Final Fantasy

7 demo? I was like, I haven't played any Final Fantasy and I just killed the dreams of him. We're getting to talk to someone. He wanted the whole day. He kept going up to people being like, have you played Final Fantasy 7? Please, Jesus, tell me that you have me. Somebody has to play this demo that I could talk to. Did you play a final face? I have not. And I love Alpha and HZ. But did you see that the last time it was being developed as a show for HBO? Yeah, I love that. But the Chernobyl guys.

Yeah, that's why I was. They know how to do real sad shit real good. I was very skeptical. The HBO is also working on a limited run series for parasite, which I'm very skeptical of. Right. No, right. We did the story.

It's done and over. I don't know. I don't know what they're going to get into on that. By the way, shout out to all the Korean restaurants, Giao-Jung White people for instant noodles now. What's it called? Cha Paguri, $25 for instant noodles. Good on you.

Do it. But so I'm super skeptical to his parasite limited series, but I'm very interested to see what they can do with last of us, because they're working with the writers from Naughty Dog and with the Druckerman. Yeah, Druckerman, what's his name?

I might be, is it Druckerman? No, no, no. Druckman. Druckman, yeah. Druckman. I just didn't know if I was thought I was saying it wrong. Yeah. They haven't given really any details on that at all. So I'm curious to see where they go with that.

But everything that it has tried to propose every bearded white guy as Joel. Listen, my name's not Joel, but I can play a Joel. I'm just saying. Who would be your little Ellie? You could be my Ellie. Yay! We got a cast done I will shave my mustache to be Ellie or can I be a mustache showed Ellie sure okay Ellie yeah yeah I'm excited about that like you said the people from Chernobyl are involved and I thought Chernobyl was a

fucking amazing series. So I'd be make dark sad shit. Yeah, make me fuck me up HBO. Yeah, make me sad. That's it. So it's really. I want to see that. I'm sorry. Go ahead. You want to. You go first. That millions that military McDonald's millions one. Oh my god. That looks. It's The last episode How long's it been on it's six episodes tonight six weeks I haven't got my mom's password in a while

I mean If you're watching I know you have no idea the fucking internet works. I've been HBO. What a what a value for your dollar and soon HBO max That is good. Do you know what they have employee discounts? I'm asking for a friend. You should have it free. Really? Yeah. Get out of here.

Yeah. It's in the app home box office. Yeah. You have all the shit in there. But I want to watch it with speakers and stuff at home. Not on my phone. I cast cast it. Cast it.

Or do it on Apple TV here. I don't have Apple TV. Gus. Roku. There's a Roku app. Roku. Roku. This is what we call market growth by Apple. The guy doesn't own have Apple TV, Gus. Roku, there's a Roku app. Roku, no, no. Roku.

This is what we call market growth. By Apple, the guy doesn't have an Apple TV. I've been, just Apple has enough of my money. It's fine. It's not changing to channel three. And then, it's Nintendo to get you. You gotta go behind your TV, you gotta switch it from TV to DCR. You guys laugh, but I do have an aerial antenna.

Hell yeah. Aerial. It is an aerial, no, it's a digital antenna. That's like a do. But that's only for like, you know, the occasional basketball game or something. Sorry, I said a sport, but. Sorry, I said a sport.

I will watch a basketball game on the weekends. Way to go, or stay on the schedule. You don't have cable. Has your have you gotten your stardew valley farm to a point where it can. I'm almost there until I tweeted that the other day. So I'm getting I'm trying to get ready for Animal Crossing, coming out in 11 days now.

I'm trying to get my Stardew Valley set up to a point where I can leave it alone. It's almost all the way there. I made a tweet about it the other day that someone said I just finished getting the movie theater and I don't know what to do. And it's like, fuck, I forgot to unlock the movie theater. There's a movie theater.

Yeah, so now I'm scramble trying to get the movie theater done in the next 11 days. Wait, back up. The point of the game is to leave the movie theater. There's a movie theater. Yeah, so now I'm scramble You try to get the movie theater done in the next 11 days. Wait back up the point of the game is to leave the game alone Well, I've got animal crosses coming up so I know I'm gonna step away for a bit What yeah, but then you're gonna let it go and what is he gonna do while you're gonna? I'm gonna when I come back. I want to know what's happening. Yeah, cuz it's just keep going No, no it pauses, but when you like day-to-day in Stardew Valley You have things that you need to do to pick that right you like day to day in Stardew Valley, you have things that you need to do to pick that type. Right. You know what else has day to day things you have to do? You're fucking life. I know. And really, my life is getting in the way of my Stardew Valley farm.

Fuck you. I don't know. Todd, I'm putting in my notice. I'm going to go be a pro Stardew Valley player. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there are crops, there are villagers that you can talk to and stuff like that, but you are just running your farm, you are watering your farm, you are harvesting your farm and you're selling stuff from your farm to make money. So it's like a farm. It's like living in Taylor. Aid or what, who is this for? Everyone, listen, it's for everyone.

Don't you dare badmouth Stardew Valley. Like, we will, we will come to blows on this set over Stardew Valley. Wait, hold on. So then Stardew Valley is one of the confusing me, but then what about Oh, we're starting to value. Wait, hold on. So then 30 dollars won't confuse me. But then what about animal? What is the difference between animal crossing? Is animal crossing just starting value with animals?

Animal crossing is not a farm. It's traditionally just a town. Traditionally? Well, this time it's an island. It's gonna be a little different. But you just go around and listen. Listen, don't laugh. I think don't stop.

You have to keep up good relations with all the universe and you have to send them letters. And you have to go pick fruit out of the trees. You have to go fishing. You have to pay back your fucking mortgage, Tom Nook, or you can take your fucking kneecaps. This just sounds like light normal. Listen, I don't say that.

Don't judge my name. Don't laugh. But like, listen, like I was getting in the way, I kept playboast our new valley and animal crossing at the same time. Why not? Wait, is there a crossover? No, is that possible? It's just too much. Why do you guys want to mess around with Tom Nook and not just joke around on the grocery store?

Isn't that the same? Isn't that just this fun? Joking around on the grocery store? If you came up to me and joke around on me in the grocery store, I would have- You would love me dude, I know your type. You would love me in the grocery store. I would okay, boomer you. and then you'd everyone to feel bad. I would fucking knock you out if you did that to me I would flat out Hit you in the jaws so fucking hard that you would be knocked out and I'd be like

Clean up I Get high five from all the old fucking managers on the way out. Oh, I haven't gotten to play any co-op started yet Me neither I don't want to do that. I haven't gotten to play any co-op, start it yet. Me neither. I don't want to do that. I don't want people fucking with my shit. You can come to my farm. We can co-op on Animal Crossing.

That's a key point. That's a long-wind blown. But yeah. Did you not watch the direct? Am I gonna need... Am I gonna have to buy Animal Crossing? Oh, yeah. Have you not played on...

Ever. Oh my god. Ever. Yes, you are into this. You need to play Animal Crossing. I never ever. I'm so excited about this. Animal Crossing. All right, I'll buy animal. I was literally literally up to the point I was not gonna buy it. It's it's amazing. It's it's it's like star do you except without the farm. You know ideally with everyone else and collecting stuff and upgrading your house.

Is there a sewer with a shadow man in it? There, what's the name? Cropus. Cropus. This is the question. No question mark. There used to be a Rosetti who lived underground, but he was not like a man. Do you get to pick what you are? Do you get to pick what you animal you are? You aren't an animal. You're a villager. You're a villager, right you are you aren't an animal your your village your village right?

I can't be an animal correct But you can you start with a set number of animals who are your neighbors and then as time goes on as you visit other people's Islands or towns Their people can come to your town and your people can go to their town So I have to be the human in a in a town of animals. I got to be the Michael Jordan with the loony Yeah, but you could also have other people on your island or your town. All right, we're gonna play it.

I've decided here and now today, I'm going to be the first ever professional animal crossing player. He has the passion. I'm gonna have an eSports jersey. I'm just gonna have X-ing on it, and then I'm gonna do whatever the fuck it is y'all just talked about. Yeah, you're gonna fucking pick apples.

So we're gonna go somewhere else and get some oranges and plant them. I'll tell you this, I was such a, I played Star-Dew when it came out on PC. Like, when it first came out, played it, loved it, the vanilla version of it. And then like, the added a bunch of stuff to it, and I never got back to it,

and then I got ported to switch. Everyone kept raving about how good it was on Switch. I'm like, already done on PC, why don't you switch? Then I went on my trip to Australia and I was like, I'll bring my Switch with me and I'll do Star-Doo. It's fucking the best thing to do. Yeah, Star-Doo.

Hold on, hold on. Just one question. Did we get my Switch? Hi. Hi, to my office. How do you spell it? What? Animal Crossing Star-Doo.

A and I, start to do a S T A R D E W. Okay, I was just checking. I was just checking. And this is the one that's like a remake of harvest. To move. It's in that vendor. Yeah. It's like a similar. Yeah, they made it as a similar.

But it's better because I played harvest. Can you buy ad space in there? No. I want to talk money. Forget it. How can I profit off of this thing? Listen, you would reduce you make some star fruit wine, then you fucking age it in some casks. You get that, you get that iridium star level, sell that shit. Okay. Okay, relate to that.

You're making bank. Why don't you guys talk about all the illegal puno you can make? Dogs. By the way, my go-to-the-way. Are there a stonks in animal crossing? There are no stonks in animal Crossing, I can't invest in anything No You can have- oh, oh, oh, you can invest in turn-ups You can play the turn-up game What? Yes, so there are stunts

I don't like this game You can buy turn-ups I hate this game The turn-up vendor comes and says This is how much turn-ups are, do you want to buy some? And if you think turn-ups will go up, you buy them And then you sell them back later Oh

But you can buy them and maybe the price on on turnips goes down and then you're fucked. Star doesn't have that. Can you answer him with puns? Like root based puns? No thanks, I can beat that. That's just a little... Is that your joke for the produce section in the grocery store? Yeah, you know, yes, maybe next time. But turnips, I like investing in turnups. It's a great idea. Jesus Christ. Next. Yes. Hahaha.

Be-be-e-e-t guys. I love how much just Todd can just drift in out of like anger old man and man just wants to make so little. So sweet age. You guys are gonna love being 760 years old like I am. No one knows how old you are. No one can pin it.

It's true. Because I just had a baby. So you know I'm at least 20. And then they put makeup on me and I know I look 16. He just had a baby and I have a kid that's almost turning 10. That's a different age. It's impossible to tell.

Someone called it the stock market. Is she ALK? Stocked. Oh. I don't like that. I like my beat stock market. It's to you. Okay. Stock. Oh, I don't like that. I like my beat joke better. That was a good beat joke. I want it now, but I also want to do a Stardew Valley coop with you.

Let's do both. No, shit. I just said we can't do both. We got to quit. We're quitting. We're quitting. We're quitting. John and I are both quitting.

We're quitting. Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. The lamest reason to quit your job. We're just like, we're both going hand in hand into Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley full time. You're like,, we're both going hand in hand into Animal Crossing and start your valley full time. You're like, oh, you're gonna make money off it? No, we're just gonna be sitting at home. Until the power gets to the octalay.

It's a great way to self-quarantine. Yeah, we'll be. Speaking of making money, oh, this is off topic, forget it. No, no, this is the Archi podcast, please. Ah, yeah. Oh, my God. topic. Forget it. No, this is the arki podcast. Please. Ah! I'm wasting it in.

I know I'm using it actually like we said in English. Can't say on the spot around here for any reason. Nope. You can't say off topic. Nope. You can't say RT podcast. You can't say it's a part of the grind of all. RT podcast is not a part of our common normal culture. Maybe not for you, buddy. All right.

Yeah. Watch me using a sentence. Today, I was on the RT podcast. See how easy that was. Great. Gus, what about that cryptocurrency guy that died? I was gonna bring that up. Did you ever talk about it?

Is he dead? Is he dead or not dead? Question mark. What do you mean, question mark? Is this sturdy value council act? I like that here. Here's how the topics of the podcast have gone in and out. They've gone from video game things that I want to talk about with

the guys that Todd can't contribute at all. And then currency and economic things that I just go, I'm going to go sleep right now. This is actually a super interesting story. Okay, win me over. It's real spooky. We're me over. There's this guy because I'm checked out right now.

This guy, listen to me, this name was Gerald Cox. Yeah, hand me with the horse milk and cereal and then you guys went and talked about it. I think we all agreed that horse milk's number one. Horse milk number one. All other milk. Yeah. All right.

Joe Cunn. He ran a cryptocurrency fund. OK. Took a bunch of fuels money, invested in different crypto or in a cryptocurrency. OK. The way everything was set up, his company was not set up in a. Okay. The way everything was set up, his company was not set up in a good way.

The way it was set up, he was the only person with access, with like the key to access all of the money. There was $190 million invested in this cryptocurrency. So he said a big bank account that other people were just putting money in. Correct. And he died.

What? Air quotes. He died under very mysterious circumstances. He was a 30 years old He ran the Canadian cryptocurrency exchange called Quadriga quadriga cx. What's the mysterious ways he died? He was in India and he reportedly died from complications resulting from Crohn's disease at age 30 Crohn's disease can fuck you up. Yes, Crohn's can so the the the thing is, he died.

People suspect foul play. And now they want his body exhumed to see if he really is dead. If he really is in there or if he just disappeared with $190.00 of people's money. Do you think there's a note in there? It's like, see a sucker. Got you, bitches. It's just a map.

It's like that up to the symptoms where like, jeopardize free fuel silver tongue is in there. Yeah. So the body was buried in Canada. He's like, this is like when the really rich pirate dies. Right. And he left his treasure on the island and we got to find his treasure.

Yeah. So you're in on the way. Look at yourself. Yeah. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, this to my Patras' Rylings on there. So, as long as somebody can connect there. So, yeah, currently the whole thing is in the courts. They expect to have a ruling at some point this spring to determine whether or not they can exhumise body

to see if he really is dead and really is in there. What's the status of the bank account though? Nobody can access it. Right, because he was in one of the key. How often do you think judges do shit just because they want to see the outcome? Yeah, okay, gavill that. That's fine. Let's do that. I think I'm up interesting I'd be way too curious as a judge. I'm like I curious what this would do

I'm thinking that our boys. I don't care. It's illegal tap tap I want to just grab a shovel and go down there right now get a pitch for it I got one under my cape couple torches That's crazy and you won me over slightly under my cape. Couple torches. That's crazy and you won me over slightly. Mm-hmm. I'll see. But now I want to talk about Superman. Now, but that's some sort of a Superman now. But what about Batman? I want to talk about Superman. What about Superman? Batman has a new car. Superman doesn't have a new ship. Batman's fucking good. You want him over. Batman has a fucking good. You can get me there.

You can get me in these conversations. Batman's new car slaps. I want Batman to take me out on a date in his car. That car fucks. Yeah, that car fucks, fucks hard. I will fuck the man who drives that car. It's a little too, like the back ends is a little too, uh, uh, delorean time track. I'm so good.

I'll tell you something about it. You know what he's gonna do? He's gonna go down to a lot of teenage functions and win a lot of pink slips with that car. Okay. Oh, okay. He's gonna he's gonna win the races. We're talking about Greece. Yeah, this is a great reference. It just looks like I'm not impressed. What they forgot the back of the car. Look. And they forgot it.

They're gonna go souped. Where's Batman's kids gonna sit? You got to start thinking a head Batman. He's got a one-seater for Robin. The back kids. Yeah, the back kids. Can we just talk about Robert Pattinson's jaw line for a little bit?

I just want to talk about that. Dude, if you think good time, that's a good fucking actor. He's a great actor. He was great in Damsel too, and he's so good. Damsel is great. Didn't that guy use to work here? Yeah, he's quietly been making like really good... Oh, they've...

Zilner? Pattinson's been quietly participating, making it out because he made bake on Twilight. Well, he never wanted to do Twilight. It was like an agent error. Him and him and Chris. He was on nobody though then, right? Okay, so here's the cool thing about this,

is that they did, him and Kristen did Twilight. They signed up for Twilight. Kristen, huh? Yes, we're friends. We're friends, I'm based. Okay, so we go to the same queer functions. So they did Twilight for pretty cheap. They didn't get paid a ton

because they were not very well seasoned actors. But then they had to sign on their contracts for the rest of the series after the first one was done. So they took on percentages instead of like, like, right? And so they got percentages for the rest one was done. So they took on percentages instead of like, like, right? And so they got percentages for the rest of the series. And so Patton just made money from that thing. He hated it.

But he also, he also was acted with like, that's worth the word of cronies in the world. Yeah, oh yeah. He's gonna be in Tenet. Yeah. But that's the sense between now and like, Twilight, he's been doing small films, but they've been like Great pretty awesome

And Gus you're in you're in on Pattinson. We got approved right I Want for four did you ever turn into a bat in twilight? No, that's not part of the twilight Okay, let's go real quick through all the bad man's just as the actors see if we're all thumbs up Thumbs up thumbs down Okay, starting it. Well, I guess you guys start Adam West. No, you guys start black and white Batman I don't know who that name yeah, okay Adam West Adam West you Yeah, yeah, thumbs up. Yeah, thumbs up

Who's the next one Michael? Johnny dangerously that guy laughs that guy seems like you'd be a fucking riot to hang out with My keep that is great box. They got fucks he brought you on what is up? Why did you just find out about this? I'm getting the controversial ones Keaton no, no, wait, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That's terrible movies. Oh five something down then bail did he go Clooney than bail bail and bail I gotta give him Conroy what the fuck are you talking about? Well animated series voice Nerd shit that far I'm gonna say I'm gonna be controversial bail not the best Batman who's the best Batman? I don't know. I'm just The rest of the

Bapflick Bapflick no no absolutely not Bapflick did good oh he did alright he was so good he was the rickidious batman ever I Fuckin love the point and Justice League was suitman shows up and they cut the Batman He smiles so excited because you miss you That's a great shot. He's so excited I just don't like all of the bail Batman movies are all about the villains, which is what Batman's supposed to be. He was just there. The first one was struggling too much for you. I guess.

You know, like the hero's journey. You just like the end. I just like, so to like do some fighting fight the Joker. Be it go punch that Joker in the mouth. Yeah, the dark night. Yeah. Dory, I was great. But Christian, like if you would have been, it could have been anybody in Christian Real. I did. I just love it. I can't even not affiliated with this conversation whatsoever Just wanted to put that out there. I just wanted to light up the comments see what it was there years ago when Bale's great Ruchit was a very young company We were at an event. I forgot who exactly was there. I know I was there Bernie was there and some other people and

it was like at a Film Festival or something and someone came up. It it was like at a film festival or something and someone came up and was like, oh yeah, River's the blue, huh? I mean, anybody could have made that. I mean, I guess you guys just happen to be the ones who did it, but I mean, no big deal, right? Like if you didn't do it, someone else was gonna do it.

It was like, what? Fuck you. You threw a brick at that person, right? I don't remember anything else. My trip went out and did at that moment. I was like, fuck this fucking asshole. Yeah, but they didn't. Yeah. What? I don't remember anything else. My trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, my trip, Oh yeah, we'll aren't that that's not a Batman. We are not let go. Yeah, but that's a comedy bad man comedy bad man doesn't count. So I bet we're at a list is comedy Batman Troy Baker. Drew Troy Baker did Batman. You got me.

Man, I'm gonna be Batman make me be Batman. I can be I can be if you're a Batman villain who would you be? Scarecrow obviously. Yeah, I'm gonna say that crow. Yeah, you'd be a good What's his name? Carval the clock master something like that clock master. He's just this like this guy who I don't know who that is So I'm insulted. He was like he was what was he's like. Oh, you be a great cat woman Give us a little cat one. Yeah, I did it on always open. I did like could you make up once? Oh, yeah, you did you be good There's I there's probably like you'd be a good firefly. I did like, could you make up one? Oh, yeah, you did. You'd be good.

There's probably like, you'd be a good firefly. I don't know what that is. So again, I'm a soldier. He's this guy that like wears like armor, that he looks like an actual like, moth like firefly thing and he flies around the flame throw. Okay, I kind of like to see what you mean. Yeah, because you got a flame throw.

Yeah. I feel like there's something I talk about. Now we got time to talk about superheroes. We're getting close to the end. Oh, I know how I talk about. Now we got to talk about superheroes. We're getting close to the end. Oh, I know what I would talk about. I'm fired up. People are mad at me on the internet, and it makes me mad. People are mad at me for,

I'm gonna dig my own grave. I'm gonna fucking double down onto it. People are mad at me for voting for Elizabeth Warren, and not for Bernie Sanders. And- I'm mad at you. Yeah, you know what? No, I'm not mad at me for voting for Elizabeth Warren and not for Bernie Sanders. And I'm mad at you. Yeah, you know what? No, I'm not mad at you. I voted for the candidate.

I'm not playing pundit. I voted for the candidate. I wanted to see become president. I'm not trying to play some fucking game about later in the year. Like who can win or who's got a better chance or who's got the odds. I voted for what I wanted to see and it didn't work out. I support Bernie Sanders now, ultimately I'll support whoever the Democratic candidate is,

but I think that if there hadn't been so much second guessing and people not wanting to be trying to gain the anger from other people who are like trying to play this game, she probably would have had a real shot at it. Yeah. So I don't regret what I did. She's tough.

She's tough. I think she would have been a fucking awesome president. I think if more sports or two have been accountable. Give her four years, bro. Give her two crazy facts that I learned today by the biggest time on the internet. The basically the three, one horse milk horse milk. The three potential candidates, the two Democratic candidates and then Trump, between them, there are three former presidents that are younger than all of them. Yes.

Obama, Bush, and Clinton are younger than anybody that is gonna be running for president right now. Tope. Which is crazy. We have some super old guys that are just fighting for this seat. Second, technically speaking according to the Constitution, Obama could be vice president. Yeah.

That's he wouldn't do it. He wouldn't do it. But that's crazy that you could have literally a... You did not think about that. Because the Constitution only says that your president can only run for election play. So, double technically, Dick Cheney could be the vice president. Why not? I think that's it. That's, that's some weird little facts. You want to have like a, a Biden Obama ticket where on, after an inauguration day, Biden

steps down. Everyone just takes this, everyone just takes theirers out. They had from like years ago and just turns them up like that. Oh my God, I'm learning so much. You learn a lot from podcasts. It's amazing. I get good poison ivy. Somebody said in the comments, I'd be a kite man, which I don't know. Oh, yeah, kite man's like, he's a running guy.

Everybody's laughing. He's a running gag guy. Cool. He gets immediately like caught and beaten up by a batman every single time. Meet kite man. He's like, I'm He gets he gets immediately like caught and beaten up by Batman every single time neat Kite man, what's this?

He literally just has like a hang glider like kite is he from the animated series. No, he's comic He's a comic guy Kite man hell yeah, so I think her comic He's a comic guy There is He's also in the animated series Kike Man Hell yeah He's always gonna think you're comic But yeah, there's Kike Man What do you do? He just keeps the chicken down on my Batman

He's like a guard villain He's a gag villain He's a gag villain Cool Thanks to the comics Alright, let's pick a gagging Let's wrap this up Cool

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