Rooster Teeth Podcast - Rooster Teeth Podcast #128

Episode Date: August 24, 2011

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Here on the Drug Tape Podcast. That's the jazziest intro ever for the Drug Tank Podcast. That was awesome. Welcome, everyone. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you. I feel like we got to re-energize.

I know. I'll just take a nap after that. But I guess we should do some entertainment. Let's do some introductions before the entertainment. OK, who are you? I am Jack Patillo. I am Kara. Michael.

Who? Michael. Mike Jones. Yes. Who? Mike. Mike. That don't work so much. And I'm Gussarola. Michael Jones. Yes. Who? Mike. Mike. That don't work so much. And I'm Gussarola.

All right. So this is the hectic podcast where we try to get through it because we have two events this weekend. Two technically three, but two of them are the same spot. Oh, God. We have Pax in Seattle. Halo Fests also going out at the same time. Well, Halo Fests is going out at the same time. And Fan Expo in Toronto. And oh, I found out information. I know last week someone asked me when the showing and where the showing is, like details about the showing in Toronto, it's Monday at the underground cinema at 7 p.m. Okay, that's that's Red versus Blue.

That's season nine stuff. Yes, okay. And is it the same stuff we'll be showing in Comic Con and Comic Con? It had packs probably. Most likely. Okay. Did we know what we're showing in packs by the way? No, I honestly, I never know what we're showing

until we get to the event. Okay. Yeah, normally I show up like cool, all right. I make sure my laptop can hook up to the display and then I'm just provided files. Didn't get a USB drive and you're like, all right, let's do it. Okay, real fast before going further, I want to talk to Kara about some stuff with Rupert's but before I get to that

Even before I get to that I gotta talk about something else. Oh, okay. Is it is this a rolling for? I'm so excited I'm eagerly. I have to plunge the fucking toilet again yesterday like I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to get through this without being too crude. No. But... It's fair no detail. I had to take a monster shit, okay?

Okay. And that's not crude as fuck, let's go. This is delicate for me. Absolutely. So, I run over to the bathroom. We have two bathrooms side by side. And one upstairs as well. And one upstairs.

I run over to the big bathroom. Take a look and it's filled with piss. Ew. And I'm like, okay, someone I guess just pissed in the toilet and didn't flush it. So I flush it and it just fills up. Like to the point where it's almost overflowing. It's also point out that we have a journal. Also a journal. Do the panic too and it was filling up. Go shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it, like you thought the piss was gonna blow.

No, no, I got experience with this man. I know how it goes. I need my heart, hard stops when that starts Yeah It wasn't the rising as long as it wasn't too full before the flush. You're okay Okay, so let's fuck so I run over the other bathroom do my business come back to since I'm a good person I come back to the stopped up toilet and I plunge you are a good person. Yes, but since I'm a bad person If the security camera to find out who it was. Okay. We don't have security cameras in the bathroom, but there is a security camera pointed at the door of the bathroom, like outside, like because that's like right by our our break room.

Yeah. So security camera, you can see who was walking in and out of the bathroom. And I recorded, I captured and saved the video footage. So you have a new idea? I don't know why. I'm not going to do anything with it it like I sat infuriated up my desk I like I punched the toilet and I came back to my desk and I was so angry I sat up really I'm out of one and a half reviewing security stuff

I'm gonna greet you some of my time right? I'm saying it doesn't work anymore folks but I wish we know I absolutely worth your time who crap from the toilet and I determined that it was I don't know how to say wait is it okay I don't want to out of this okay was it was it someone was it out of what was the process of prefiguring out who did this how did you I went and I started reviewing the security camera footage and I went from current time and I just watched it in reverse so how did you know though who stopped it because because it was I created

it was the previous person so Okay, the person before you. The person before me. Who peed? Somebody peered for that. Right, exactly. So the peer. Oh, I'm probably going to beat that. I could see. Right. The pooper was Oh The Where that works with okay, I'm glad that for that Yeah Really? No, that's fine.

So they are on my shit list Ah, I see it there We had a very long internal email thread about a Many many Jokes Internal email thread. Yeah, I was all it all it was a very very productive day in the university office clearly All right, so so someone's getting fired we cleared the air When I plunge it to really oh Can we imagine so we had a discussion about the plungeur yesterday because I bought the first plungeur.

You did? Yes, because I'm the only one who's ever plungeur. Nope, nope, because I was the first one who had a run to Walmart in an emergency to correct the plungeur. Because one didn't exist in the office. And so, it's like, don't go in there. It's one of those things you don't think about until you really need it. Yeah, all of a sudden it's like, oh shit, priority one, literally. Literally, oh shit.

So it's like a poopy cast. I guess in order to try to encourage good behavior, Kara is now passing out stickers to everyone. Who does good deeds? I have to help you. Yes, yes. You're smiling face. I already got one on my television.

What did you get one for? I don't remember. Yeah, Kara just walked up to the ceiling. It wasn't even, it wasn't a good deed at all. It was like, yeah, I can't imagine you doing anything good Because I felt bad about his sunglasses. Oh, oh that's bullshit No, that's him being a dumbass. You don't know reward him from me to dumbass No, cuz he he lost them from trying to help me find my shirt. So I felt bad

So why not compensate it with a sticker? I compensated that's that's outside of the office. However, that's not office behavior That's not I protest it is it is carry the loser shirt's outside of the office. However, that's not office behavior. That's not I protest. It is. Carrying a loser's shirt at the office. It's a whole different product. So how long have you been here now, Kara? Um, about six months now. Wow. Really? Jesus crazy. How fast time flies? And it's almost the only summer. You know, I said, you're going back to school like this week? Yeah, actually, I start school tomorrow. Really? Mm-hmm.

Oh, God. You start school on a Thursday? I only have school on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Oh, okay. And I started today. Texas State University, woo Bobcats. Gotta say that. So, it already started?

Did you not have class on the first day or did you skip it? No, I only have Tuesdays and Thursdays. Oh, I see. I see the University started. Right, the University started today. So, you know, wow. That's like the easiest schedule ever. Exactly, I'm very happy.

How weird has it been starting here? Like was it, was, when you started working here, was it like, what you expected it would be, or have there been like weird experiences that have kind of jaded you towards working here? No, it was actually about what I was expecting. I mean, whenever you go into an office full of guys, you know, there's gonna be some crazy stuff that happens

and I've grown up with guys my whole life of guys, you know, there's gonna be some crazy stuff that happens and I've grown up with guys my whole life. So I've nothing surprises me, but the first day, I was pretty surprised when I had to go through all the mail, all the fan mail and stuff that we did. There happened to be an envelope full of bumper stickers, like stickers you put on the back of your car and I opened it and it's just stickers that say boner.

And it was my first day working here and I didn't really know what to give them to and I wasn't surprised. I just kind of laughed and was like, okay, well, I don't really know where these go. So I wouldn't, I asked Jeff and he just had this look of embarrassment on his face like, oh my God, what? Where did she find these? He's like, we're not, we're not really, we're not like that. I mean, we kind of are, but, you know, we don't, we don't talk about sex all the time. We're either. We're gonna put you at ease. Nice. So, but now, now you know, if you receive an envelope full of boner bumper stickers, they go to Jack.

Oh, six months. She just broke. Oh Jeff's the the boner guy Right, well you sit right next to him so We're the boner share program I wonder where those stickers went. They're big red ones. I never saw them. They're big red-bologna. Yeah, no goodness.

Okay. So have you had fun in past six months working there? I have. I've had a lot of fun. I'm definitely a lot of fun. I do a lot of the dishes lately. And that's one of why. You're specifically said you were going to start giving stickers to people who got the picture.

I was about to say that's exactly why I got the stickers and now whenever I see somebody put the dish from the sink into the dishwasher, they will get a sticker because for some reason that process is so difficult that nobody can understand. And we know you can review security camera footage. Exactly. To determine what's going on. Why don't I mean, I know this isn't environmental friendly or anything. Why don't we just throw all the dishes away and just like that?

They're paper plates or some I'm all for that. I'm all for that too Well You need to see paper plates inside the dishwasher afterwards. I'm actually you know what I haven't seen many of those Disposable utensils lately in the sink. I I People still do that We're time for the security cameras Disposable they did that when I was here the first time I was here in March and there was like cake or some shit in the

In the kitchen and there was all the disposable forks and shit and like everyone's putting them all in the sink And that matched the standard and he's like watching each person put in the sink He's like guys you don't have to fuck the fuck the supposed before it's in the sink We're not watching. Yeah, we're like six or seven. Oh, no, they've made it to dishwasher before like they we've had Disposable utensils in the dishwasher before like the dishwasher gets run and you're putting it up to clean dishes and it's like Why the fuck is there plastic for can it's like a top of the dishwasher? No, it does not melt. Yeah It's pretty awful work with a bunch of animals we do and care. Oh, thank you I'm not the animal. So so what's your most exciting part of your day,

Kara? Oh yeah, every day is different. It's very spontaneous. So you never know what's going to happen here. So you like spawning? You do like going through the fan mail and seeing that stuff. I enjoy it. I enjoy it. Every now and then we'll get a good letter and they'll care a walk around the office and read it out loud to everyone in the office. Give everyone a little confidence boost. It should be like a medieval time. It should be like a proclamation.

I'm here, you're here. Announcement, Rooster Team. On the 24th day of August in the year 2011. Toot 11. Toot 11. let it be known no it's great seeing fans to and everybody that comes in is all excited to see what we do

here and you know you get to see different stuff every day it's definitely exciting yeah you sit right right right like you sit right by the door so you deal with everyone like you see as they come you're like our security guard yeah it's your favorite part of

the day when people walk in you turn them away and they have these sad looks on their face and they're like, oh, they go back to their car crying, like their kids are like, why mommy? You know, Kara wouldn't let us in and they see like Bernie standing in the window and Bernie say, yep, they're like eating ice cream and you knock it out of the door. I'm just, I'm the eating ball. Now, pick it up and eat it.

You push them down and you're dirtin' their face. That's my favorite part of the day. No dreams for you. Because we in the Chewmanhunter office have the window like right in the parking lot. And somebody who was here last week and she was like, get out. So I saw them have like their walk of shame

through the parking lot. Like there's like four people's like two adults and like a child like walking back to their car. And they're like, no, jeez. I felt that I have a tour or I came back from lunch and there was someone walking away from the front door looking depressed And I'm like oh kind of game. Oh hard way nice. Oh, I guess care told you we have to schedule something Yeah, because normally we have a lot of you know things in the office that are covered by non disclosure agreement

Yeah, and it's difficult to Too common at people you know who just who show up like Yeah, she just over fun though I don't want to make a sound like you like we're not doing it No, we're not digging it We're not digging it We're not offering it You know, we're awful to everyone but you know, at the drop of a gap, we can't

Like really right now, like the next month or so is a terrible time If you're even thinking about coming by the office, don't do it because we're in Let's go write the Jack's house We're in super punch mode So, that's not it's not a good idea to try to come by the office and say hello right now We appreciate it Knock out your ice cream I want to go buy ice cream now. We can film it. It's not so threatening

So what are you all doing in a team or what games you covering this week? Oh, you're probably not covering much because yeah We come you know we at Frager is doing Deus X what's he called human revolution revolution? And then Revolution or evolution if there was revolution it's evolution. I think it's revolution. I want you to look that And then we've also got the the resurrection DLC for called to be black ops came out yesterday That's the one with the new moon zombie mission thing and brown man who's our our FPS God has been working on that all night So those are the two things came came out, and then coming out, and then, Street Fighter III strike, OE, or something like that

came out today, one of the ninth editions of Street Fighter III that came out in Xbox Live Arcade, as well as like two other games that we even know about came out today. So, what is it, Gus? Suck it, bitch. Deus Ex, Suck it, bitch. Yeah.

Human Revolution, AKA Suck it, bitch. Nice. I started playing Deus Ex last night. And, you know, I like playing like on a normal difficulty. I don't play like super easy. I also don't play difficult, except for Catherine. Catherine, I'll play super easy. Fuck that game.

Deus Ex was actually kind of hard. I was playing on normal and like, I died several times on the first stage. Really? It was like, it was kind kind of hard. I was playing on normal and like I died several times on the first stage. Really? It was kind of unforgiving. So I'm thinking about Katherine and it. It's switching to something a little easier. Man.

Speaking of Katherine, what do you think about the Michael destroying that Xbox? Were you here for that, Gus? I saw the video. I wasn't here when he threw it out the window. Oh, man, that was awesome. Have you played anymore? Have you played anymore that you know?

No, I probably won, either. That was a real Xbox 360, by the way, folks. That was a real 360 that he trashed. Not anymore. I guess it still is. I picked that thing up and I shook it. It was suddenly like a box full of Legos. Nothing but mechanics.

I didn't see it afterwards. I said I was like, get away from me. I was just separated from the Xbox. didn't see it afterwards. I said he I was like get away from me I was just separated from the Xbox I never saw it afterwards Think they took your child away. Yeah, not a lot of see it's like no, I can't look at it No, that game that game is fucking frustrating like I wonder if they're gonna have any DLC for it Like I don't know what they could do for additional DLC, like more levels or like a peripheral that kicks you in the balls. I was just going to have to have the ball in the back of the DLC. Someone shows up to your house and kicks you in the nuts. That would be it. Like that, that game is so unbelievable. Please, please.

Place your nuts in front of the disc tray. Just open. He's now purchased the Catherine DLC. Congratulations. It's like an auto-castration machine. God. Awful. Cara, do you play any video games at all?

I think you saw my pig a couple weeks ago. Yeah. You're what? She played a shipment with the Kathleen. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant like... Oh, yeah. You had a pig. No. That should be the video game.

Yeah, that I played. It seemed nonsense not so mean. I keep fucking love this game No, no, no video games for me. I stick to watching Yeah, it's too much pressure too much pressure. I can't too much too many things to do things to look at Yeah, you're complaining the other day about your you have friends who play like zombie games You said it was too stressful. Yes, it is. It's like they're all coming at you It's like you're gonna die and you're just freak out because you don't you don't know what to click what to do. I mean, you have the buttons to push, but it's still you have all these coming and you're trying to look at them from all the different directions and they'll

come at you from behind. It's just it's like a real life. A nightmare scary movie. Exactly. There you go. But it's like it's going to be ending on six feet basically. People come with mull over. It's going to happen. gonna happen like an angry mom's or into I can't remember the last time I went down a six-threat it's been a while everything next week and Jack will go since we've been down here and then my miles is gonna take Michael down Michael just moved here a couple weeks ago and so oh yeah when you had to go to six three yeah go you guys go ahead and have a great time the young crew will go out I guess I went to I went to emo's to go see a concert I saw a child that she can be in on emos. That was a couple months ago I

guess. Those last time was anywhere near six feet. Yeah. I think the last time I was there was South by Southwest last year. Damn. Because we are office was still downtown so we could walk you know walk around. But since we moved down here I really don't really have really haven't been down there in a while. No urge to go down town. You look pretty close to down town too. What, I live on the east side now.

So, I mean, no, I live somewhere in Austin. I don't know. So, like the, the east side's more convenient for me. It's also not as hectic and crowded. Yeah. And you always need to worry about people running up from behind you and punching. It is sucker punching and stealing your purse.

Yeah, that's the only concern. And I don't normally carry my purse out. Yeah, I usually carry your purse around around Jack. Well, I'm okay. He's the one living on the east side. I leave my person home I think he meant to say Gus This wild flailing at this point. Yeah, so how have you not melted since you've moved here? I don't know. I don't think it's that bad all here's Jack bitching about it all the time You really don't think that's a bad every fucking day,ing about it all the time You really don't think that's every fucking day Jackson could so hot from the walk from We today we break the records from his art was yesterday like yesterday No to yesterday tied I think and today yesterday broken I believe it was 69 yesterday

Yeah, and today's this today will be the 70th day Over a hundred like if you have 70 days over a hundred over the course of a year That's like one in five days of the year. Yeah, it's 20% of the year. Yeah, over 100 degrees. We're only like, what, and the eighth months, the 240. 20, 40 days more or less have passed so far. I do know that the last time it was around, you know, 69 days over 100.

It was 19, like 25. Yeah. It's been more all of our records have been. So it's like, you know, 100 years ago, we were at the same level and then it leaps off and it gets back higher every hundred years or well so like I guess the 25 when was the dust bowl the dust bowl was in the early 30s Yeah, that's the only like that's the only thing I can think of It must have been comparable to this like it's so Oh yeah, everything's like so. And everybody was so sad.

That economy, bad weather. Right. It's all related. It's all happening all over again. Black president. After you're with black, I knew he was in a wheelchair. And I realized that about him too. Oh man. So the earthquake hit DC yesterday.

Yeah. You know what's I think is craziest about that? Is I read on CNN that there was also earthquake in Colorado yesterday as well. Yeah, yeah, I think like I had friends in San Francisco, so they felt one or something. Or was that the same one as the Colorado one? I don't know if that's the same one, but yesterday there was like a 5.3 in Colorado and there was like a 5.8 in Virginia. Yeah. Did you hear all the people on the west side are like talking shit to the people on the east side? Like, oh, you're freaking out about having an

earthquake. Well, coming to know to California people on the east side. Like, oh, you're freaking out about having an earthquake. Well, coming to California and welcome to the beach. Yeah, earthquakes are better. Yeah, seriously. Did you see the XKCD thing? Yeah. So someone, this web comic here, I'm assuming you've never seen XKCD, right? OK, so it's a web comic.

This guy does really geeky and sort of like video game and nerdy stuff. He wrote a comic I guess last year about someone, and basically like there's this idea where the actual waves of an earthquake move slower than like the internet does. So eventually it'll get to a point where someone will Twitter about like oh my god I'm in an earthquake and someone will read it before the earthquake gets to them. It's about 60 miles away. It's about, it was about 100 kilometers, 100 kilometers, about 60 miles away. So you're getting your car in drive as soon as you get that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no yesterday where someone was checking their Twitter and saw earthquake and then started feeling it. Someone in New York was following someone in DC and they

read that their friend in DC said there's an earthquake and they said a few seconds later they felt it. So this comic became real life which is pretty cool actually. That is. Someone can see into the future. Have you ever been in an earthquake? No I've always wanted to be here. I'm not a bad one. Don't get me wrong. I don't want to die. Apparently I was in one at E3 last year. We were in the Nokia Center waiting for a concert to start. Apparently, like a 3.0 hit LA. Oh, that was so light.

Yeah, it was so light. And we were also surrounded by people. So no one's felt anything. But I would love to actually be in an earthquake. I see a tornado. I see a tornado. It's really just a knock-in-off shell. I don't want to see a tornado out here. that was freaky. That was freaky's hell

But yeah, I would love to be an earth there was an earth like a few years ago when I was at Comic Con there was an earthquake The day after I left in San Diego worst. I like have y'all are so disappointed You haven't been there and there are people all over America right now going I was really bad one just like the one in DC in New York like a 5.8 Yeah, did you see the DC one where I was like never forget like the one in DC you know in New York like a 5.8. Yeah, did you see the DC one? Where I was like never forget like the It was fucking funny so sad But yeah, I mean like every time I go to California Then that you know when I went to Japan. I was like this is it

Gonna feel it show off your bucket list no in an earthquake going. I'm going to Seattle for packs So they have earthquakes and see up? I'm sure there's fault up there. There's a that was funny last night on the news I was like earthquake in DC could it happen here? And it's like the balconies fault goes right through Austin like oh, there's a fault line right underneath the Austin Yeah, it's not gonna not gonna happen there was an earthquake out in West Texas forever ago. Do you remember that? Like maybe been like a decade ago. There's like a real small earthquake Mm-hmm. And that was the last one hit Texas and God knows how many years

I think there's also like a big fault line that runs through the century United States like the new Madrid fault line or the Madrid fault line or something like that that runs like I think through like the Through the heartland like through middle America Yeah, it's supposed to be pretty big like supposed to be it's supposed to be one that could theoretically produce earthquakes Unlike the bout 20s fault, which I don't think has any remote possibility. Yeah, I don't think so doing it I am not a geologist You know, I think we should have the next event right here It's like in the middle of nowhere, right on the fault line, where he's like what the fuck? Gus is like it's a perfect idea

I'll just start planning on my travel I'm just going to get this fuckery going on And I'll just start playing you on my travel. Yeah, along fault line. We're gonna get this fucking earthquake. And a pop my earthquake cherry. No, no, it's something, I'm sure we have lots of listeners in who are sick of earthquakes and terrified of them and were assholes for being like, oh, it would have been an earthquake. Yeah, it would be so much fun. How would you prepare? What would you do if you were in there quick then say it's a bad one.

I'd be like, we'd have to. It's happening. It's like it's one Your hands in the air Bounce around like a little like a little like in case we emergency brake glass finger like a little party favor It's a popper earthquake What would you do? What about you? Do you want to be an earthquake? I don't know

I wouldn't say I want to be in an earthquake. It could be cool. Do you have any are there any natural disasters in Jersey? Not really no uh what? Jersey Shore. That's like that's like a national icon. Isn't that hurricane? Hurricane Irene is going up towards like New York and Jersey. Yeah I'm gonna give a shit I'm not there anymore. God what? Well did you all hear that that, I think it's called Necker Island that the Virgin mobile guy owns that huge note? Oh, yeah. And the Caribbean, it's like his own island off the Bahamas and it got struck by lightning yesterday or was struck by lightning yesterday and the whole island just caught fire.

Oh, jeez. It was completely burned down. How sad I was like, there's your $50 million investment. You're sharing a home and it's like ring ring. Hello. So you're island burned down. Shit. Also, I read that his mother was in the house on the island.

Yeah. And that Kate Winslet had to rescue her. Yeah. Something like that. And that his house was on fire. Kate Winslet ran in and rescued his mother from the fire. What's up, Joel? Come on in, Joel.

Come on. Me too. Dude, can we talk about your car? Great. Join us. up Joel? Come on in Joel. Come on. Yes. You can do it. Come here. Talk about your car. Great. Join us. Come on. Come on. Come on. Down. Here he comes. Sit down Joel. So I was in my car and Jack lurched over across and grabbed the wheel of my car and then smashed it into another car. And then that was legally speaking, considered my fault. That's true. Like, even though Jack did that.

Sit down, fool. No. That completely isn't true, either. What are you guys talking about? We were talking about Richard Branson's house burning down on his private island, but when did that happen? You know, you're rather happened the other day and then his house was burning down, his mom was in it and Kate Wittlet had to like, run in the saver.

By lightning, too. Really? Yeah. You know, you're rather happy the other day and his house was burning down his mom was in it and Kate Winslet had to like run in the saver by lightning too Really? Yeah He's making shit out totally serious It's like a private island and Kate Winslet was there and saved his mother from a burning house It's are they gonna make a movie about that Titanic two It's like this house is unburnable It's like this house is unburnable. And then like, you should float there on the like piece of wood at the end of Titanic.

That's where she ended up on the island. I'll be a fool. How's your car? Seriously, you don't have to talk about the accident, but you you were in an accident and your car got fucked up. It is no longer drivable. Is it totaled? It's not totaled. They're gonna fix it.

They're gonna fix it. So that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. It'll never be the same. Joel's been aching to get a new car. So I'll just say so is this you're gonna be your excuse to sell it and get a new car? I've been fighting fighting the urge. What are you going to get? I don't know. We're talking about it. We found a Lamborghini on eBay for 80,000 hours. I don't want to talk about it.

What I'm looking at a Lamborghini. But how old is it? It's like it's not that old. It's like a 2009 or something. So it's like since Ality took over. It's not like one of the coupons just from the 80s. I think so. Yeah, the Germans take all the fun out of the Italians. Do you remember when did Ality get Lamborghini? Was it like in 2000? I don't really remember.

It's like some of these cars like change hands. So often like Range Rover goes from car to car. It was like forward to Jaguars and now it's a Tata Motors. Tata Motors? Yeah. Wow. They were in double billion dollars in the Range Rover goes from D-L-R, you know, Car to Car to Car. It goes from like forward to Jaguar to now it's a Tata Motors. Tata Motors? Yeah, wow. So they were going to double billion dollars in the Range Rover. They're going to unveil like a $500 model. Yeah.

That's what Tata does, right? That's right. That's right. They got the chick who's dating the soccer player. They're going to have her design a Range Rover. So that's probably the end of the world, right? If the earthquake on the Eastern Sea Board wasn't the market. Did you know that SOB is like almost entirely out of business at this point? Like they've

shut down their production lines and they have like, I think they had to sell the land their factory was on and then they're releasing it from the company they sold it to, did to try to like stay afloat. See what happens in Norwegian, the trines. Well, Swedish. Swedish, sorry. What Volvo is a success story? That's true, it is for airbags, for airbag manufacture.

Get up on the mic, dude. Yeah, thank you for saying that. I gotta go. I gotta go. I just came into the system. Okay. How's Goldu and Joel? It's having a minor...

See, why do you have a baby like that? Mine or what? It's having a minor what? It's just a minor... See, why do you have a baby like that? It's just a minor pullback. I mean, it's just like setting... See, if we were to talk... If we had a podcast, we could talk every day, I'd be all over this. I'd be all over this. So, should we start a separate financial drunk tank with daily episode? We probably could.

It'd be the most successful financial program in the history of the planet. I saw it. The other other day after you first talked about DGP on the podcast someone sent me a Twitter that said that they put like a thousand bucks into DGP and then by the next podcast They said they had made 200 bucks off that investment and they were gonna put they were gonna pay for their 2012 RTX trip using DGP and that's awesome. That's perfect. I love that. Yeah, it's very simple like gold It's like a hundred hours off the record It's it's been going up in a straight line and like the chart on gold went like parabolic when a chart goes parabolic

the chart goes parabolic like looks like a quarter pipe at this point you probably want to take some profits in the short term because you know when you say and the long run I mean like days when but it's like if it pulls back it's you buy it you buy it because the long run It's going higher when you see it going a lot higher like it came from a high point dipped and then it's now re-rising like what what do you mean? It's just going really high. Oh, gotcha. Okay. Yeah, I mean if you know the profile of a quarter pipe looks like that's what the Charo gold looks like. Oh, I think he's moving straight up. I was seeing it half pipe because I know yeah, that's I'm a little rusty That's the other side of sand. I understand. But yeah, I know yeah, that's I'm a little rusty That's the person understand. Yeah, no, it's going higher and long run, but it's good. It's good

Nothing goes up in straight line, so Okay, I Thanks for joining us It's gold time a Joel no, we're saying goodbye to you. I don't want to give you a bunch of money. Look at his fucking crazy. Every time I walk into his office, it's like, he's like, there's like some weird person on his like screen talking about investments. Have you ever walked into his office? He's like staring intent. Like, Joel's sometimes looking at it. Sometimes isn't. And there's always like some talking head on his monitor,

talking about. CNBC or MSN money. No, no, no, no, nothing mainstream. It's always like something weird like some dude in like a dark room It's really weird. It's like a pig hanging from find him Oh Anyway, that's all that ends the financial portion of the drug tank podcast I wonder if we reclassified our podcast as financial if we could be number one. I would think so.

Like, as it is, typically, we're pretty, I mean, not to my own horn. But you're going to go right now. We're a pretty popular podcast on iTunes, typically we're a top 25 or 30 overall of all podcasts. And but we're only like number two in games and hobbies because NPRs Wait, wait, don't tell me podcast beats me those jerks. So you're listening to the number one video game podcast We did talk about games this week. Okay, good. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we can retain our we can retain our class We got packs coming up. Is there anything a patch you're looking forward to checking out? Um Yeah, I mean like it's hard to say until you get there.

Like, normally I'm so focused on organizing that I don't think about what's actually there. Typically, I'll see what's directly across Marbouz, which means I'll be looking at the sweet kitty booth. And Megastick's force behind us this year is really we can have like a door to the Megastick's four guys where we can like walk back and forth because we're like, it's, we make like an island of rooster teeth and Megastick's four. Like we have no one on either side of us but our backs are against each other. When was this fair to save us when our own members know?

No because the seared packs were like or split up from the rest of the exhibition hall right? Yeah. The main exhibition hall which is where we've been the past eight years is now mostly video game companies. We've been there eight years. Well because seven convention centers are the most't been there eight years. Well, because seven conventions are here. Okay, I'm sorry, the walls that they've been in. Well, but yeah, we're on, we're, I think our booth is 6109, I wanna say, which is the sixth floor,

which is the top of the convention center. Yeah, so we're gonna be looking down, Hawking Lugies on the rest of the exhibitors. I'm excited. And I think our booth fan X-povers 1743, so I wanna say, have you been to Pax before? No, you didn't. You were in Pax prex, right?

No. We tried to get you down for it and then you were like, You didn't try for shit. Do we not? No. You know, like are you coming? I was like, no, and you're like good. What?

Isn't like Boston and Jersey like right next to each other? It's not that far. I don't know anything about like the Northeast. It's far like a two hour drive. It's not that far. Yeah, that's a train. That's like a 20 minute train ride, right? It's more than 20 minutes, but... drive. It's not that far. Yeah, that's a train. That's like a 20 minute train ride, right?

It's more than 20 minutes. It's not like a Houston. Yeah, it's probably something like that. It's not bad at all. So what was your excuse? I was gonna go by myself. We were there. We were there.

Why didn't really know you yet? And what has just been hanging out like, so, like, next to the boot. We would have had to carry the train your way, sorry. I would have been like, hey, what's up? And she's like, here, hammy and ice cream. Fucking knock it. Get the fuck out of here. Here's a T-shirt.

Here's a T-shirt. Buy something. Yeah. Is there anything you're looking for, too? I think, well, I'm going to check out Battlefield 3, for sure, which I'm super, super jazzed about. I'm going to try to get my hands on Dead Island, which I've heard a lot of good things about.

And that's the one that Jeff cried about Traylor That's pretty pretty crazy trailer. Did you see that trailer Kara? It's not that it's a video game Just like zombies. Is this a video game trailer? Yeah, it's a video game trailer. What do you think the answer to that? God She's not the ice cream out of my hand. Good God. You're proverbial. I can't wait to see the fan art of Kara like not to act about the people of fans.

And I've never done that before. I don't know where this ice cream knocking at fans where you got that idea from but. Well, you're going to do it soon. You'll do it eventually. Oh yeah, now if I see ice cream, you know fans are going to now walk up to the office with ice cream.

I think you did knocking it out of their hands. So it's your duty to knock it out. I think you're not get out of their hands. So it's your duty to knock it out. You're never gonna get like five scoop. Yeah, or you're gonna be like, it's just like covers the whole face. Do people have actually buys cream like that? Like I've only seen that in like that like in cartoon. So it's like five.

I don't know, but they should. I'm sure we figured out. Let's go to Amy's. Let's do it. Let's try to get a bunch of scoops. Test run. So did Island. I really don't know like what's being shown off. Um, I know at

PAX East, they had that crazy line for the old Republic. Yeah. Uh, if there's not a crazy line, I might try to sneak over and see that. Yeah. I'm trying to that. I mean, I'm assuming the old Republic will be there, right? Yeah. Like, then a game's calm. They just showed some of the in-game content. They showed the raid or one of the final raids and they wiped on the second phase of the raid. The guy's playing which... Yeah. That can't be good. Yes, everything I've heard about Star Wars though looks fantastic.

I read the way that they're going to do like a game's con they said something about how four raids in that game they're going to make it accessible so that everyone can see it. But they'll also make it challenging for experienced players. And I guess all raids are gonna have three tiers of difficulty. We have an easy mode, a normal mode, and a hard mode. The heroic. Right.

And if you play on normal mode, when you loot the boss, everyone gets their own loot drop. Oh wow. So like everyone as a raid doesn't have to roll like on one or two pieces of gear. Everyone gets their own drop, which makes it easier to gear up to later run heroic. Okay, and then I'm assuming heroic is just like one drop. Yeah, exactly.

Let's just say, I don't know what you're more used to. I wonder what you get on the easy stuff if you just get on the shit. I don't know about easy. Yeah, you might not get anything. Well, it's probably green. Yeah. You know, you know, there's different levels like greens, then there's like blue Purple's purple's here I don't know because you don't shut up about it and I just heard the word purple like 50 times

And then there's oranges which are like those are super rare Get started oranges. It's unique. You know see this. I mean how many unique to be seen in wow like all our relics are not relics Is it unique artifacts artifacts? What is it? I've never used one myself. I think in the entire time I've been playing while I've seen it. I've seen someone equipping a legendary item like five times. Okay. We had one drop one time in an old run. Like they were doing like old war or something like that. Was it like one of the fragments? No, no. It was actually it was an artifact. It was a full thing. Really? Maybe it was an old war. It was maybe is maybe is That shit. I don't know. What was the 40 the 40-minute next?

40 that That next was a 40 back in vanilla. Yeah, I think that's what we were just running old now We were running old stuff and I think it a written artifact right? Yeah, but 40 man next doesn't exist anymore Because I'm sorry. I was saying that that was the great that we were doing 40 man We're probably doing 10 or 25 at that point. Okay, so super nerdy We are doing 40 man. We're probably doing 10 or 25 at that point. Okay. So super nerd. Yeah. We're both like glazed over. You have to decide your conversation. Where's it? We're just like bearing ourselves in that race gaming section. Yes. And talking about gold over there. All right. Well, like alcohol because that's what I'm going to be doing.

Oh, I was going to say let's wrap this up. But let's talk about some good guy. Michael drinks a lot. I don't know if you knew. It's Texas. You know, I'm blind. if he knew that. It's Texas, you know, I'm like No, it's Texas. I blame the state Zodiac. Yeah, what do you drink? It need for providing you with alcohol? Yeah, what ever real I've been drinking loan star like non-stop since I've been here. Yeah, but I'm sorry I'll really drink whatever well I prefer do you prefer like hard liquor or do pervert beer? It depends like if I'm just like casually fucking around I'll just drink beer all the time. You had a Lone Star before?

Oh, I had it. I think one of the previous times I was here, but maybe one or two, and it's it. It's pretty much like Cors Light, and that's what I drank. Oh, no. But I usually drink it, yeah. It's pretty much the same thing. We should have ranged like a blind taste test.

It's pretty much the same thing. We did that once at the Buda office, where we set up a Budweiser, Bud Light, Chors Light and Lone Star and had and Jeff and I tried to go through and name them all. We did horrible We did not know. I think I'm not you didn't. I'm ashamed to admit it But I think we both said the Chors Light was the best tasting one. Oh Without knowing what it was. Oh Man, I like we have this thing in this barge of the street Whereas I give to drink 50 beers

in a row. And it's like a list of 50 beers. Oh, yeah, you get to chew them off, and you get to drink it. Well, not like one sitting. Okay. Yeah. Okay, sorry. You get like a key chain and they punch it off every time you do one.

So you get like maybe two or three every time you go. And so once you get all 50, you get like a t-shirt and you get your name on the wall and whatever. You get like happy hour prices for extended time or something like that. And so I went from something like a blue moon to like a core's light, and it was the most disgusting thing in the world ever, like to jump down like that.

Oh, this is so bad. What do you like to drink, Kara? I prefer like Mexican beer, Corona, dosa, Q. Pacifico. I like Madeleo, Madeleo is okay. but I don't really like the American beer as far as just bud-like cores. That tastes like, I don't know, water to me or, I call core's light mountain water. I'm gonna taste it.

I don't know what I'm gonna be impressed by that. I think that's kind of their thing, or I always like the mountain water. I love the thing I love about core's light is like, well, a lot of those beers is how gimmicky they are. Like, core's light has like the two different lower levels of cool yeah cool super cool and then like Miller light has like the vortex bottle that like spins the beer and like the the gold top part of the can that supposedly does something oh yeah it's like extra wire some for you actually what happens so do you prefer beer to hard liquor um depends on the situation if I'm going out

for a long haul, probably. I might switch it up a little bit. They said you shot going to be like a champ. She's like a link to them. She cracked it open with her tooth. She bit into it to shot. And I actually learned that from a UT linebacker about four years ago, four years ago I was down there.

But how old are you? Never, never. I haven't, I've only ever shot going to be Four years ago I was down there. How old are you? Never heard of it. I've only ever shot going to be your ones in my life. I had a friend who was a bartender at a midnight rodeo. I would love to see you at midnight rodeo. I was like, oh there. I guess all the bartenders from midnight rodeo rented a party barge.

They invited me along and I went and So I like we spent all day on the lake. I drank a ton of whiskey and then I started shotgunning beers and I passed out and I woke up a day and a half later in my own bed Still throwing up like I would really woke up like 36 hours later and went like straight to throw up in the bathroom I got so fucking sick. I've never shot going to be against it. I'm like clinically dead at that point. Yeah, I'm sleeping for 36 hours Yeah, I like I'm a little upset that they didn't take me to the hospital like I'm really fucked up It's an alcohol and you scull right there. Don't drink whiskey for that reason. Yeah, it was it was it was fucked I was hung over for days like that was the worst. Sorry you're blaming that on the shotgun that you did

No, but it's like a bad association in my head It's like the last time I shot gun that passed out. All right. We got a wrap up. Okay. Let's wrap it up all right Well, thanks for listening to us at packs and fan expo and hopefully do a wrap up next week Halo fest Halo fest and screening at Toronto underground panel 1 p.m. Friday. Yes our packs panels Friday at 1 p.m We're doing some stuff at Halo Fest, so go check that out as well. Hopefully they'll have a schedule posted there.

Sunday after noon, I'll say it's three, is the table read. Three 15, I believe, for Halo Fest. Yeah, three 15 will be doing a table read written through a red visible script. Jack's also promised to all people that come up to him at the booth to give him a hug and a kiss on the face. No, don't do that.

No, he'll do that. No, don't do that. I'll make him knock stuff out of your hand. I either want, that's fine. Alright, well thanks for listening. Thank you. Bye. Later. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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