Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #133

Episode Date: September 28, 2011

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no is podcast number one three three joining the podcast today is Brandon the idiot Farma Haney Marshall baby Matt Rimmer Michael rage quit Jones Gus mixed master Cirola Hey everyone welcome to the podcast like the intro. I feel somewhat official after that. I decided to throw my hat into the ring. I'm sure listening to everyone else's podcast and it goes for so long. I kind of cut ahead of line. There's a year long wait to get on,

but I put myself up to begin. Pulled some strings. Is that the pongo theme? It's very similar, but it's not. Okay. Jack said the same thing. Yeah, Jack thought it was the pongo theme, but then at the end here, it's a little different. I'm ashamed to admit, I don't remember the pongo theme off the same thing. Yeah, Jack thought it was the ponger thing, but then at the end of the year it's a little different.

I don't, I'm ashamed to admit, I don't remember the ponger theme off the top of my head, so I don't know for certain. It's like hearing vanilla ice describe how he shouldn't be sued by queen for his song. Have you heard it? It's totally different. It's like, there's ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and mine is ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and maybe he says totally different, totally different. Totally different.

He was really arrogant about that. Everything that a person I've talked to has seen that. Where was that? How has everyone seen that? I think it was an MTV interview. That's been recycled over and over and over. I feel like you gained a lot of respect for Vinnie Laiist, though, after those commercials that he came out with a few years ago.

Did you guys see those? It was like, the life comes at you faster, whatever. Oh, right. And it's like him on top of the world, and, it was like the life comes that you fast or whatever. Oh, right. You know, and it's like him on top of the world. And then it's like him like flipping burgers or something like that. Yeah, it was a super bowl. Come on. Yeah, after that, I was like, OK, all right.

He's not an absolutely terrible guy. I think it's the same series as the MC Hammer ones. He's like dancing in his bare feet, hands, and then just a hard cut to his house getting. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't understand how that sells it. You're laughing at people who had, you know, everything in the lost it all. You

squandered it. So I want to say something real fast. You may have heard in the podcast intro, we this week we are officially renaming the podcast from the Drunk Tank podcast to the Rooster Teeth podcast. Branding! Branding. More Unified. Can I be the brand ambassador? You can be the brand ambassador. The brand ambassador. to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. Branding! Branding. More unified. Can I be the brand ambassador? You can be the brand ambassador. The brand ambassador. But nothing should change about the podcast,

just change in the name, making it a little more official, a little more unified. A little more sexy. Yeah. So, it's gonna be mad about it. Not at all. If you wanna, I'm gonna continue using drunk tank theme songs for you all have submitted,

but if you wanna submit a new podcast theme song with a Rishi podcast at a drunk tech, you're more than welcome to. You can send them to podcastatrustruteeth.com. If you can, please include the files in attachment. Don't send me a link, if that makes sense, because sometimes I don't look at them right away and I don't download them. No matter the time I look at the link, they've been removed. It's too late.

It's too late. It's too late. My fault for being lazy. Well, yeah, so that's the official stuff in that out of the way. New t-shirts to follow, I'm sure. Oh, I don't care. I didn't even think about the t-shirts. Yeah, they're collector's items now. Oh, classic. Yeah, and we can reissue them. Better go by those drunk tank t-shirts right now. Yeah, we might find the cell one. Man, we just made those shock glasses. The shock

glasses are awesome too. We'll just change them. So, I mean, we just made those shock glasses. The shock glasses are awesome too. We'll just change them. So I mean, we'll keep the tank. We're still gonna have the drunk tank logo. We'll probably just change it. So if there's a rooster teeth instead of a drunk tank on them. We'll just someone go and just sand off the design. Very, very meticulously.

Now, we'll just sell to our current stuff. So you guys wrapped up our BB production, huh? Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. We're watching the DVD right now. It's already been shipped off to replication last night. We went to the distribution center for FedEx last night. Oh, is that the one east on 290?

Or is it the one off 183? Oh, the one on Technicenter. Technicenter, that's exactly it. Yeah, we, in order to make the deadline, Bernie raced off at 830 last night to go to the last place that ex-shipments go before the airport. And we made it. Nice. With your party at the office, the party consists of everyone just falling asleep, I think. The last time I went to that Technic Center location was a few years ago, we were still in the apartment in Buda, and we had ordered some network

storage devices, the X-ray. FedEx had claimed they tried to deliver it to us, but we didn't receive it. And we really needed it for some reason. So I went to that Technic Center location, and I was like, here's my tracking number. I really needed to get this package to have it here somewhere. The woman's like, oh no, this shipment you're this shipment You're expecting a spedx ground. We only do the express here. I'm like, oh, it's like is there a place I can go for ground She's like no, they don't have you know a distribution center like us I was like, oh, I really need to get this today is there you know

Is there any way I can just go to the center whoever it is and just look for my package and She looks at me and she writes down an address on a piece of paper And she hands it to me. She was you didn't get this from me. You found this in the parking lot. Go here. No shit. So I drive to like this unmarked warehouse off the springdale. And this is the address. It's somewhere you know, at East Huntsburg, not by Springdale.

Well, it's off the Springdale. I'll say that. And I walk up to this warehouse and it's just like one dude. And they're like an 18-wheeler. And I'm like, hey, I'm looking for a box. And he's like, oh yeah, and I go, this is my tracking number, you just hold on. And he crawls into the 18-wheeler, he's in there for like two minutes and comes out with this giant box. Here you go.

And I was like, thanks. Wow. Let's put it in my car and drove off. Oh my God, there's so much about that story. This is so super weird. Yeah It's like I'm surprised you didn't have you meet her in the parking garage like a full jacket and Look at the trash can like doing dead drop So you guys have the excerpt in the in the beauty apartment? Mm-hmm. That's crazy Yeah, we that we had to get it when we first started making

department. That's crazy. We had to get it when we first started making HD videos. Up until I think it was out of mind. I think out of mind was our first HD project. But up until then we'd always just use consumer hard disks, but we found out very quickly they weren't fast enough to capture HD footage. So we bought the the raid at that point to make sure that we have disks that were fast enough to be able to capture and edit in HD. Things held up. The things been super reliable, probably one of the most reliable hardware purchases we've ever made. Should start kicking it to see what it does.

Just to see if it's a keeper. It's right in that danger line right now. There's like all these water pipes right above it. Yeah. Water. I'm putting that in air quotes. I would not drink the water in those pipes might be a waste pipe The I realized the other I mean not the other day like a month or two ago

I was in the closet like I was connecting some network cables and I heard the upstairs toilet flush And I realized that the upstairs toilet is directly above that closet Like I was like I should not be hearing the toilet flush that clearly Well, we do have we do have the rule no two and the two so that kind of helps things a little bit Visitors though are not aware and sometimes we'll To be consistent with his and visitors shouldn't be shouldn't be using that bathroom This should be like the executive washroom We should be locked at all times. We should have like an outhouse or something like that for for visitors to be great

They'd like that. I'm sure. Is there like just go to the field? Just go to the field. Because go to the field. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot.

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You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. You get that lot. It sure is high for you, well, it's just such a generic generic occasion, but it was the the Horde video because they saw the shack the shack and the background. Yeah, like, if you wait a little bit in Marshall, if you didn't know, you probably couldn't tell that the Angry Birds, yeah, doors, most of the Angry Birds stuff was shot there and yeah, looking back at it, it's hard to tell.

Yeah, and I mean the Duck Hunt stuff too, it's up there as well. The Duck Hunt was the big one that we did there. Yeah Every outdoor short except for Atari kid. We went to a bunch of different places Yeah, we actually went to the park. Yeah, you remember they were yelling Do you remember the city crew that was yelling at us when we were filming Atari kid? You know, I was out there dressed in that stupid costume And I think you were dressed up as a nerd that day as well and There's a city crew who drove by in a truck and

like they rolled down the window they were driving down there so I they rolled down the window and they all go home Harry Potter I just looked at them and I was like shouldn't you be working I love the guy Joe by and screamed out lightning bolt lightning yeah and then we actually used that in the video yeah it was pretty good yeah there's just something about that unknown factor, you know, when you're out shooting in a public place and there's all those people walking around, I was really concerned when we shot that, when the actress fell down screaming, my purse, my purse, that someone was going to get beat up. Like someone would see the camera, right? Yeah, but chased down the actor and knocking down.

Those type of shiverless, shiverless people, I don't think't think exist in Austin. Yeah, what I learned was if I'm going to drop some woman's purse go down to auditorium show me a camera and then you're set. You can bring a camera and do anything. Yeah, yeah. We were bearing that body for that mega 64 video. Oh, some security dude, scary as fuck came by and we're just like, oh, we're we have a camera. We're just filming something like All right We were even we were even trespassing on the live. Yeah, we're starting to film that. He's like, oh you're filming all right That's cool It's awesome man. Oh, it's funny though like what was the name of the guy who played the thief your friend? Jesse

I don't know man. I He was stealing someone's purse the way he looked way he was dressed. I would not mess with him He was stealing someone's purse, the way he looked, the way he was dressed. I would not mess with them. He was really armed with a pair of pliers though. That's true. The pliers bandit. We had a knife on set that day, but we couldn't make it. Well you know to go get one, right?

They wanted to use it. Carrier was like, we'll use a real knife. I was like, I don't want us to get fired Yeah, that was an idea. He was like, look, I can tape it. It's not sharp But if you could still stab someone with that. Yeah, no, I took it and I was like stabbing myself with it It's just like look this is a company and I don't know I don't know who had the pliers, but when when Jesse was introduced to him He's like, you know, I kind of like this is like a character choice,

you know, like, he was right, the way that plays. Yeah. It would have almost seemed like a little bit, I don't know if it'll work as well if he had an actual knife, but he's just like working on some, I don't know, what are you working on with pliers? A car?

Do you use pliers on a car? I don't think so. No, I don't know. Yeah, you asked me a wrong one. What criminal activities could you on with pliers? A car? Do you use pliers on a car? I don't think so. No, I don't know. You asked what criminal activities could you compete with pliers? You could steal copper wire maybe? There you go. I don't know, but it was interesting. Like when I saw the early roughs,

you know, the first few cuts of that, of that short, I kept thinking, I wonder if they're going to like, you know, mask it and put in, you know, a knife, like, oh, an overlay over the pliers and, you know, a knife, like, on overlay over the pliers. And nope, no, every cut, it was to pliers. Make this look professional, you know? No, no, not yet. That was a, that, let's say at a lot of locations

and a lot of uncomfortable shooting. And I think a Gus was just absolutely awesome and all of that. So I think after that, we were just like using him in every short because he was a breeze or. It was, it was hot. I remember at the time,

I think we filmed it in March. The arcade, the arcade place too. And I remember I remember thinking God it's super hot in this costume And then the year just got ridiculously hot after that. I can't imagine trying to shoot something like that now But yeah, we know that arcade we had to turn off the air conditioner Oh, and all the windows are just like a dungeon. Yeah, yeah, and then all those arcade machines are just giving off heat Yeah, it was awful. I still I machines were just giving off heat and it was awful. Oh, I see, oh, I see the other day, I was, this will tell you how much I

neglect my backyard. I was cleaning up some brush in my backyard and I found a cable for the red camera. What? What? What cable? It's like one of the small ones with four pins in it. Is it like a mini-xLR maybe?

Yeah, is it like about a Yeah, yeah, it might be one of the EVF cables we have to and we never use both of them because once for the actual EVF and once for the LCD Wow, the EVF for those who don't know is the electronic viewfinder. I think that sounds right Sounds right. Yeah, never we never use that thing It doesn't look very good. Well, you have to sit in the addition of that, you have that little LCD screen you can use instead, which is much more handy, I think. Yeah, it's the way I always use.

Is there any reason you would, I mean, I guess there isn't, since you don't use it, I was just saying, is there any reason you would ever want to use the EVF over the LCD? If the LCD breaks, someone took it out and like they weren't going to take it, I was like, what are we supposed to do? We don't want, it's not the kind of camera that has nothing actually built in it's just a black box right so it's just kind of there if we we break the LCD which is totally possible with the way the thing attaches I give it a couple weeks yeah I'm surprised we haven't broken it already I am okay so you know

Tyler was there intern this summer? Uh-huh. I almost broke the red. And I didn't tell anyone at the time. I was carrying it and I am very careful when I carry things. Like I can carry giant sea stands with, you know, the, the, the quinoa's a task to them and go in. The quinoa's with the lights. Yeah, yeah. Go in and out of doorways and everything.

And, you know, I do a pretty good job. I don't trust Chris when it comes to carrying stuff. He's kind of clumsy. But one day I was carrying the red with the tripod. And it was Tyler's, I think, second day here at the office. And something happened where one of the legs was extended longer than the other two or something like that.

So I didn't have like a grasp on like where the tripod base actually was and it hit the ground at one point and the camera started tipping and it was one of those things at first I was like okay I got this and then like you know half a second later I was like oh maybe I don't have this yeah and Tyler was like, oh, maybe I don't have this. Yeah. And Tyler was like standing right there and basically caught the $100 million camera. And I kind of tried to play it off as like, oh, thanks, man. I would have got it anyway.

But then after that happened, I immediately turned around. I was like, oh my God, I was almost fired and I was sued for much, much more than I own. I just imagine if it did break, you'd be there talking to us, you'd be like, you know what, you're gonna believe Tyler, you're gonna believe me. I don't think I'd be standing. I think I'd be living on an island off Central America somewhere,

I think is what would happen if I broke that camera. I, when we were filming the, the Horde mode immersion, I, you didn't use it, but I almost broke that 5D while you were using it. If I had your hands and you were shooting footage of us and I was supposed to throw my axe by you and I did, it was the Nerf Axe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why, I just had to throw my gun as well, I threw my gun, right in the going,

I said, missing you, like, went riding the camera, and it's straight on the lens. I'm sure it gave you a dirty look after that. Yeah, I was like, oh shit. I mean, you even had like your tattoo, you had it up here, I know it's going to give you a black eye. I'm sure I gave you a dirty look after that. Yeah, I was like oh You even had like you catch me headed up here. I know it's gonna be so give you a black eye I was like oh my god. So got so subject RTX water balloon fights Someone threw a water balloon like at Chris with the camera like a water balloon hit the HVX Wow Don't do that like tronics are expensive

Yeah, just what no water balloons at RTX 2012. Well now. I'm just guaranteed. I'm announcing it right now. So is this true? If you have something electronic and you spill soda on it, you're supposed to pour water on it? Is that right?

Have you guys heard that? No. OK, I don't know if this is true. Maybe we should look it up. What I have't know. You don't want to talk about that? Yeah. And what I've heard is that if you get liquid on electronic device,

you put it like in a ziplock bag with rice as soon as you can, because the rice absorbs the moisture in the humidity. I think the rationale behind point water on it, if you pour soda is the problem is that sticky the corrosion. Yeah, the syrup. Well, it's fucking awful by the rice. Well, I know I'm gonna open myself up the problems I'll just say this did not know you can't leave a can of coke in a car in the middle of summer did not know this it Exploded oh like an unopened can of coke

I exploded like it is I know idea this can happen and so I didn't go in my car I'm like oh this can't explode it. I got my car. I'm like what the fuck is it's like it's like if someone came in and violently murdered a can of code Just everywhere and I had a clean and everything but like now it's like fucking difficult to press any button on my radio It's like so hard like I Every now and then I'll just like maybe it should just take some water and just like, just like throw it in. Like, basically stuck on one radio station. Okay, we'll have to double check this for sure.

But I think if you have deionized water, you can pour that on electronics to clean it. Don't do this without locking it up. I'm not looking it up. But look, if you look it up, that might be true. Is it coming to a can? Can I just leave it in my car and I'll have that. When did you do that? Do you remember when I took my car to get cleaned and I parked it in the front of the building and you know you're supposed to leave your windows open because everything's still wet. So I left my windows open and my sun roof open and that was the first time in four months that it rained

and I Like ran downstairs and ran out into the I think Gus you try to find a security footage of that I have the security footage of you doing that. Yeah, that's fantastic Yeah, I was wondering what the fuck was going on cuz I sit by the front door god And I could hear like pounding on the floor I put the hell and I just saw you coming down the stairs and shoot out the front door It had rained and forever and everyone was like in awe of the rain you know because it's Texas and like I just remember everyone like just stopping everything that they were doing and I turned on a Texas flood by Stevie Ray Vaughan

and it was just pouring and then like two seconds later we look over and Brandon just like sprints out of the bullpen down the stairs but I'm sure there I don't exactly remember but I'm sure there's a point where I was admiring the rain with you guys I was like oh it's raining and then it was like one two you wait for it wait for it run Yeah, I saved all that footage, but it wasn't nearly as funny as I was hoping I was hoping that it would be like He's don't cops you get outside and the way the road would be slick and you'd fall I don't know how I didn't fall because you know it doesn't rain a lot for comedy sake

You know, yeah, like it's like really a really slippery when it just does start raining because there's just like so much like shit That's really cumulative of the ground and I slit across because I was wearing sandal I thought I was gonna eat it and I mean I was disappointed when you did I'm sure I would have been disappointed I leave so many banana peels around the office. I think I think it's coming So you see a Marshall eat banana and peanut butter you took one of our peanut butter jars instead of dipping a banana in it peanut butter. He took one of our peanut butter jars instead of dipping a banana in it. That's not true. That is completely true. Okay, so I had a roommate who I learned this from. It's absolutely genius. It's the most delicious food you'll ever have. You just take peanut butter and you put it on a banana

and then you eat it. Do you see the order you did that in though? You take the peanut butter and you put on the banana. Not you take the banana that you're eating. I dip it in our peanut butter. It's not physically possible to dip a banana in peanut butter and you put on the banana, not you take the banana that you're eating. I dip it in our peanut butter. It's not physically possible to dip a banana in peanut butter and then pull it out without a break in half. I agree. We saw you, you can like dab the end of it maybe. Oh, you could dab.

Yeah, yeah, you could dab. Okay. That's where the germs are on the dabbing side. That's true. So yeah, I had, I had Cara gotten bias by me without my own peanut butter. Usually people what they do is they just cut the banana and then they put it on the bread and then they put the peanut butter on that that way you're not shoving the banana.

That's not the martial arts. So are you saying usually? You know, it's not happened. I'm saying your facts are a little faulty, but the overall story is in fact true So there was banana and a peanut and peanut but it's what you're saying what if you get you get like two shots Because if you dab the first side and bite it and then flip the banana and you get the other one It's like when you dip the chip in the hot sauce You know as long as as long as you use an unbitten eggs

Michael is you're eating the same way with your hand right? You're also to be careful. You don't use an unbitten in or the end you've already put your grubby hands all over pretty good Well, you know my hands are pretty clean exactly. I mean, you know if you watch your hands It shouldn't be a problem. I don't know about that if you watch your hands immediately before you do it You watch your hands between each chip. Okay, we can settle on that. Yeah Why don't you have in this discussion? Why do we even have to have this conversation? Why wouldn't we have this conversation? This is what people want to hear.

They want to hear about the banana germs and the chips. You know, in the double dipping, I'll fucking set a tuppled dip. It's like drip. It's like even worse than that sign fell episode about the double dipping. I usually make an announcement, like if we get like hot wings or something

and there's like, you know, they give you only like two sauces and like, this is mine. I am gonna dip like a motherfucker in this. I need to dip like 12 times with my buck lowings. Buck that. Prevent double dipping. I just engulf the entire whatever I'm eating in the sauce. Oh yeah. And so it's completely covered. Yeah, but wouldn't you bite it then the inside doesn't have sauce. See? Therein lies the problem. You have have sauce on your plate, if you do that, you can read it up onto the sauce on your plate. Yeah, who wants to go on a plate, though?

What? That's like being civilized. I want to be an animal, just like, I dip it. Do you guys ever go the route of just buying paper plates instead of having to do dishes, you know? Oh, yeah, I've been there. Yeah, I've been there. That's what we do here. Do we do that here? I thought we don't have paper plates anymore. Oh, um, yeah, you know. Oh yeah, me off. Yeah, I've been there. That's what we do.

No, do we do that here? I thought we don't have paper plates anymore. Oh, um, yeah, we have some now. Oh, okay. We just had some for all that pizza we had yesterday. Oh, okay. Paper plates and paper bowls, man. This is a little, going in a little different direction.

I have an announcement. Oh. I would like to make on the podcast this morning. So tonight is my very last night of homelessness. Nice. Oh, I've been homeless for about three months now. I've been sleeping at various places, including achievement hunter and the sound booth. We appreciate you for letting us stay in the whole pin. Yeah, yeah, so I think I'm going to have to Write a letter told my roommates and letting them know that I you're moving out of the movie out

It's that there's every each roommate get their own personalized letter No, okay, it's just a one letter. Oh, you just put it on the fridge Are you gonna write a special thank you to Kara? Oh, why is that oh for doing my laundry? I'm doing all your laundry you You're not doing your laundry? Let me explain this before it's good. So I can do my own laundry. When people... When people...

You know how when people like, oh, you don't do your own laundry? Like, you put it in the thing and you push a button. Like, doing laundry is not difficult. I don't understand the concept of not knowing how to do that. So I did my laundry, but you know, like after I'm done, I just kind of like put it in my suitcase or put it there and just, you know, I don't have a closet or any kind of drawers or anything. And so Cara saw this bundle of clothes right next to the washer and dryer and she did my clean laundry for me.

So she also rewashed your clean laundry several times. Several times. Because you just have it all piled up. Yeah well yeah. She's like yeah these don't look clean. I don't know what was she asked like are these clean? And much of us like yeah and I was just as paused. She's like well they don't look clean and Marshall had like the worst fucking look on his face.

I was like look at hatred in here. Does Kara listen to the podcast? Probably. She's probably listening to what's right now. She probably does. She's got that door. All right well I'll I'll let you guys do that a little secret and Kara can listen to this later and yell at me. I happen to have a doorbell button on the under like you're revealing this on the bottom of my desk upstairs and anytime someone goes up there and gets a little too chatty there just happens to be someone at the door. You're ass, so I've been trying to figure that out. I've been recruited, I've been recruited.

I forgot who was there because Carrie, Carrie told me about this at Pax and then it was it was Carrie someone else in music Maybe it was Jack I think she else but I totally forgot about it I totally forgot about it until like a week or two ago I hear the doorbell ring and Karen goes to the door and there's nobody there and then you came out of your office And you like you like open the door looked outside and she's like who is it? There's somebody hiding and you're like no nobody's there. What the fuck? And she's like somebody's playing tricks on me. I think this building's haunted and I'm like oh fuck I forgot that door button upstairs

But I didn't want to say anything because I couldn't remember who carried told they want to spill the beans I love it because you can always tell when you're close to having it happen like I remember I don't know if she's like watching a video and then all of a sudden she'll just say like one thing I think it was about like Marshall's desk and cleanly. And then you see Marshall's face like change. Like this is, it's been made. And it's all on slowly. It's like moving.

It's like, it's working off. It's working. It's working. And it's like now that you mentioned it, I know we had two buttons that have been on Congress office, like we totally forgot. And another thing about Kara with the laundry thing was it was like last week or something. Miles and I were sitting in the kitchen and I think Kara just, she goes out and like refills the refrigerator, she gets all the snacks and sodas and whatnot.

And I said the Miles, like it just got refilled or either just got refilled or it was empty and we're like, oh run out of drinks and shit. and you're like oh why isn't Karen here because she goes to class on Tuesdays and Thursdays and Miles is like yeah she's great I'm like how did you guys survive without her like how did you possibly survive without her getting all the soda and shit and Marshall walks by red as they're talking about this and he's like what are you guys talking about and we're like oh and I point to the refrigerator and I was like oh we're just talking about this and he's like, what are you guys talking about? And we're like, oh, and I went to the refrigerator and I was like, oh, we were just talking about,

how you guys survive without Kara, and I like gestured to the refrigerator, which is like right near the washer and dryer. And Marshall's like, I did my own laundry. That's the reply, that's the answer. I was like, I'm a big boy Yeah, it's like it's talking about that it's talking about their refrigerator and he's like oh Man, I love care she felt so bad yesterday when she saw the achievement hunter video that's on the DVD

Oh, I haven't seen it. Oh, what's anything her inner you think yeah, she's seen it before though. She green lit it Okay, well, so we were playing it and she's just like Trust me. It was a lot worse the first draft was not nearly as flattering Really? I didn't do anything. That's all that's all to pillow. I didn't do shit Yeah He he made one that was that was a bit worse than that that everything in there was in the original draft, but there was a lot more in it. So this is all stuff that's going on the RVB9 DVD? Correct. It's the achievement on a trailer. Well, oh,

Kara here at Goodsport. Nice. She did a good job. I just hope she's not listening. Right. She probably was thinking about this. There's people are gonna leave comments and shit on our comment section anyway. I'm just telling her. I'm gonna have to pass off the button to someone else. Yeah, he's like that. Doesn't matter. People are going to leave comments and shit on our comment section anyway. I'm just telling her. I'm going to have to pass off the button to someone else. Yeah, he's like, I don't know. We've always wanted to, or when we moved into this office, we had this idea. We still haven't implemented it, but we'd like to find a way to, as we're recording the podcast, to broadcast it to the rest of the office, where people can tune in during the

recording, that way, if we're talking shit about them, they have the chance to run down and defend themselves We can have like a hot seat microphone over there. Bernie usually texts Yeah, that's that's the compromise you have to come up with but I'm sure we could come up with a way to broadcast it on the phones To where if you want to listen in you just like pick up one of the lines and join in. Yeah, well you just invited 20,000 people to email you Oh, no, no comment. It's only no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There is no phone in the room where we record the podcast anymore Except for this phone that I'm touching right now. There's nothing. There's nothing there. I guarantee you You're an asshole. Was he trying to reach the podcast? Or is he just calling? No, he was just calling I remember he was talking about um he's talking about he had like a machine in my idea or something like I want to get you guys permission first

Yeah I think it was from Michigan if I remember remember yeah, it was a long time ago It's hard to imagine we've done 133 of these podcasts now wow it's been a long time remember first one you don't remember the first one we did like ten of them before we put the first one out we would sit down and be like all right let's try this and we talk like not as stupid fun destroy them delete them I don't think we have those anymore so by the time we finally did our first official one it felt like we'd pretend practice one or two or two and three They were like months apart aren't I think one two and three were all months apart?

I think the first three came out over the course of six months if we put this on a timing if we put these on a disc and Like put them on iTunes. Are we eligible for a Grammy? Is that possible technically spoken word album? Comedy album comedy album. Yeah, we would there's no way we would win? Of course we would. Come on. Who wins it? Take that to the road. Adam Sandler I think is one of them. Who won the most recent one? Oh I have no idea. Maybe it's lonely island. I don't really know anyone who does those anymore.

I have a sandwich. Comedy album needs to be like, there's like, in songs, you get skids. I was watching that turn. Bigger than Blacker. That clip from Billy Madison today where the kids like, I can't wait till I go to high school. And he starts shaking the fat kids face, you know. Stay here. Okay, the people who were nominated in 2011 for Best Comedy Album

was a Cho Dependent by Margaret Cho. I told you I was freaky by Flight of the Concords. Kathy Griffin does the Bible belt by Kathy Griffin, weapons of self-destruction by Robin Williams, and Stark Raven Black by Lewis Black. We're gonna have to wait a minute. We just get nominated. Where's it Grammy nominated? To be nominated this fight along the way.

Kathy Griffin comes on Margaret Cho. We can probably be Margaret show, right come on Every one of her jokes is about being husky Louis Black one by the way, oh, did he yeah, he works So I don't have a job. I don't think we could beat him. What's up? I said he has a job What do you mean he works? Oh? Okay, oh he works Shit guys come on He has a job. What do you mean? Shitty works. Oh, okay. Oh, if he works, I see. Holy shit, guys, come on.

I don't know. That was not a sound effect, by the way. That was Marshall. It was very well done. Thank you. We're thinking about trying to find a way to reincorporate a sound board. Bernie had one for a little while in this laptop. They're funny when you're the one doing them.

But when you're listening, they're so... There's so much fun. There's so much fun to hit the fucking button. Because I had Mike who's a former monitor on the website. He made a soundboard for when we do a Q100 TV, which is like a stream we do by weekly on the website. And he made it and only gave it to like me and Ray. And we just fucking spam the shit out of it. Like in an HDV just like, and hit the button over and over and over again. It was so much fucking fun.

Well, awesome would it be if we had one of those and anytime Jack tried to talk, we just cut him off with the sound. Absolutely. Come on, now that's comedy. That is comedy right there. Everyone would love it. I think it warrants further exploration.

Is she one of those big buzzer sounds? So if he's in the middle of a story, he's just not working, he's just like, we could have used that for Michael for his loose black hat works. That wasn't a story You're attempting to joke though Look at that the fucking See you right now a lot of tension in the room not not at all

So what are you working on for Chima hunter right now? I'm not doing anything right now. Why do you think I'm here? The fucking take you out. Gus walks in and he's like, so which one of you guys can do that and just like Michael? Take care. I'm just hanging out playing Gears of War. It's a tough day. You guys upstairs, you're like, hmm, RVB, you know.

No, they're like. You should sit down here, okay? This is like, you know, work zone in the office. Those guys come down here for play and you disrupt us while we're trying to work. Marsha'll sleep on the couch. Michael, you come upstairs all the time. No. I come upstairs to try and learn, you know, like, how do I do this, you know? They're legal. They're, they're proofing the DVD right now and they have the volume cranked I think to the maximum level Which is great too because yesterday I was here as I'm tend to be here on the weekdays and

Branding gave me the DVD to watch for RVB and I watched like 45 minutes of it and Jack was leaving so I was like do you want me to stay here and watch it? blah blah blah blah blah and Brandon's like, oh, we're gonna watch the whole thing in just a couple minutes. We're gonna start it. So I was like, all right, I'll stay. I know I'll watch the whole thing upstairs. It's like 10, 20 minutes, go by, go up there

and carry's like, we're not watching it. What are you talking about? No, it's here until like 730 and the DVD was never watched. No, it was watched. We were just waiting for it to be a burn. We had to make it. What time was it watched? Uh, I don't know, like 730. I don't know why I said that you just try to get rid of you

You told me a few minutes at like six o'clock And it was like an hour and a half later and they're just watching like a random scene from like episode 16 I'm like this is not the beginning goddamn it. So I was here to almost like eight o'clock No reason at all. I don't know what you're doing, but we were all watching the show. I Remember no, I called. I was like calling you. You weren't around. Calling me what?

Like just out in the open. Like, oh my god. You were calling me. Where else would I be? I was either upstairs or in the office. So we, you know, the last part of this whole process, it's almost like the most agonizing. You actually just have to watch everything beginning to end, you know, like.

And I push every button on the remote. Yeah and it's just tough because like we've been here since like for the last three days slept here every day. Did you say three days or three months? And by this time you're just brain dead. So Chris was watching one of the behind the scenes packages and it's about 12 minutes long. I was like, okay, Chris, how did it look? He was like, it was good. I kind of like, I kind of, you know, zoned out and fell asleep a little bit for two minutes. But I'm pretty sure that section's fine. How much behind the scenes stuff do we have? I mean, it's a ton this year.

There's a lot of the normal stuff and then Chris Marshall and I did three or four different video packages, interviews with, it's like a Meet the freelancers, interview with all the freelancers, and then meet the original cast, original cast interviews, and then like a couple behind the scenes packages. So I'm probably a half hour on one DVD along with the movie. What a value. I bet you could find that at rucity.com slash store for a low price of whatever that's to cost. It reminds me find that a Ruchitita comm slash store for a low price Of whatever that's in cost insert price here it reminds me of that a Rack DVD We got that had all five seasons on one disc. Oh, it was like new compression technology

But apparently we it's Dolby Digital as well. I don't know if you saw that bet logo on there Does it has anyone actually watched those discs? Like I know I've seen the packaging my rather pack you out. I think I've ever actually Definitely put them in When we got them because we got them back in on Congress and you know How was the company sucks. Oh, okay? But it's new compression technology. It's new Technology it's new compression technology and technology. It's like 20 years old at this point

Yeah, so old it's new Compersion Technology and it's technology that's like 20 years old at this point. Yeah, so old it's new again Yeah, I don't think that works the technology. No, no, it was like DVD certified Like the early 90s technology doesn't go in cycles It had to be a shit. I think early 90s because dude beepers are coming back Yeah, I think it was it must have been right around then I think I got my first DVD player in Yeah, I think it was, it must have been around then. I think I got my first DVD player in, honestly, 97 or 98. So the actual fucking expensive.

So the standard had to be at least a few years old. Yeah. Yeah, I had to split the cost of my roommate at the time because we couldn't afford a DVD player. Now you can get them like for 40 bucks or 30 bucks. Yeah, it's amazing what Nathan can do with DVD programming language. Like in how hard, what are DVDs do like the little secret eggs where you combine a different different buttons and you go to a whole new little scene and it's just really kind of stretching the limits and you know 20 year old technology. Yeah. By the DVD. That was my pitch. We've always had a lot of Easter eggs and

hidden things on the DVDs and I always wonder how many people find them or go through and try to find them like is it? What percentage of people that have them actually see that work or that stuff? I love going online and seeing how to find them and someone else telling me and then going and looking at them Like I can get like you know I get some notes for that for the CBD before and that be great Oh, wait a cheat is if you put it into a DVD player in a computer, you can view all the different titles and chapters. Oh yeah.

And you can find all the stuff like that. This is me helping people who have old RVVDVD's and want to see if there's hidden content they've never seen, you can do it that way. And I think this whole website's dedicated to listing all the Easter eggs on any DVD you can think of. But it's easier to just put it in the picture. It's almost like finding out all the hints, tips, tricks, and more at www.chee-manhunter.com for all your favorite video games.

You said super enthusiastic about it. So I can't track you, I obligated to read that. How long have you been with www.chee-manhunter now? Actually, you're, what do you mean? Yeah. Like in the building? I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be a good guy. I'm not sure if I getting ditched for lunch every day. Yeah, I like every day I'm like, do you need to eat? Do you want to come? Guys watch and he's just like Come on, and I'm like, yay! He's like, I'll feed you. He was eating old stuff off of the floor like I'm not even well

You make it sound he makes it probably my stuff. It's not like it fell on the floor. I put it on the floor That's not any better. It's what it was it was wrapped on the floor Come on. Hey, who says you can't eat a three day old sub sandwich that's been sitting room time? You're fucking stomach dead. Do you remember how sick you got like immediately as soon as you ate that? But I'll tell you what, it wasn't hungry. Point, Michael.

Problems, though. Yeah, exactly. You know what? That's why you have an immune system, Gus. Get over it. Right. You know, maybe, maybe a little vomit, maybe a little poopy, and then you're good to go. I do not live my life that way. You and I are very different people. I absolutely live my life

that way. So I can take what you can get. Oops, I left this taco bell out overnight. It's fine. You overnight pizza is fine. Oh, when I pizza is fine. I'll give you that. I call pizza for breakfast. I don't like cold pizza. Really? I don't know. It's a refrigerator pizza. If it was sitting out all night, I can eat room temperature pizza. I don't like cold pizza. Have you tried it?

I've tried it. Yes, the time. No, I don't like it. I don't know. I never tried it, but I'm like the looks of it. You know, I trust this, cold pizza. I think of a pizza company wanted to start a scam. On us specifically, what they should do is they should start showing up with pizza, acting

like they're delivering it. Oh man. And then like we'll just pay them. Like yesterday the pizza guy showed up and I had no idea anyone ordered pizza. I was like, all right, put it here. He's like, all right, here's your bill. I was like, okay. And I was like, I heard you yell, I'm signing this.

Yeah, I was like, did anyone order pizza? Cause I'm paying for it here. Wow. They say I know they were just pizza on the table. I'm like, I'm washing, I'm washing. Yeah, I should start a pizza business. Didn't Bernie say that he had a friend that got a job by just showing up to work? Oh, yeah, that was at our old company.

That's it. We worked at the call center. Are we going to say who it is? Yeah, sure. Why not? So, when we worked at the old company, it was a call center and we did like tech support for like dial up internet service providers and the how can I phrase this? Okay, so every now and then we had new employees show up for orientation during the day.

And we was kind of a, the company was going through a lot lot a big period of growth and one day some guy showed up He's like, hey, I'm here for the training and the manager on duty. I guess did pay attention It's like, oh, okay. Well here. Let's get you started and start training him and put him through the training put him to work Put him on the phone and when payroll time rolled around burn you was like who the fuck is this guy What do we have a new paperwork for it turns out he just showed up and just said he was hired even though he wasn't It was it was Dan who does the voice of donut. he had just showed up and just said he was hired even though he wasn't. It was, it was Dan who does the voice of Donut. Okay. Just showed up and said he was hired.

And he got a promotion the same way? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. He hired himself at our, at our old company. That's impressive. That's how we go to get him. That's great. No, that does not work. You could not show up here at our office and do that.

We would, we would catch on pretty quick. We have locked doors. I don't know. It depends. Jeff probably wouldn't notice. There's been a couple times where Jeff like, Jeff was like, oh, hey, and walking be like, what was that? The first time Miles showed up here at the office, you all were filming something. I don't know what's going on. I hadn't met Miles before, but I'd forgotten. And he walked in and I was like, can I help you? He's like, oh, I'm here to work. I'm here to see Brandon. I was like Brandon's not here He's like okay, I'll just wait upstairs. I was like no, why don't you just come back later?

I'm here I got you come out of the building I said no, I do who he was It's like when I saw you at I don't know how this is similar, but I maybe think of it when I saw you at Target that one time Oh, yeah, I was like hey guys, what's up? And then your wife immediately turned around and started walking away. She hates, would I get recognized in public and I have to talk to you social?

Always just turn around and leave. So she had no idea who you were, so she saw you walk up to me and she was like, oh, I'm outta here. She always does that. And I have to be like, and then when you're walking up, I was like, no, no, she works,

she works at the office. Okay, she came back. Fine. I guess I have to be like no and then they when you're walking up I was like no no he works he works He works they all goes okay she came back fine I guess I have to be nice to him. Oh Muse your homeless friend. Oh, I don't know why I'm thinking about this as a result of what you said But we're going to start uploading the animated adventures on to our YouTube channel. That's awesome Yeah, so we're gonna have one up today Hopefully right around the same time this podcast comes out. We're probably going to start from the beginning.

So if you've seen him before, you get to see him again. In new HD. No. I tried to plug. I've got a mini HD. I tried to plug a HD. In a 434 map, though, because it's a, I don't know why. That's a creative decision by J. Erdan.

It's funny. I was talking to Kerry by J. Or Dan. It's funny. I was talking to Carey about this. This is such a strange phenomenon. Like after having watched TV and staring at four by three and 16 by nine, like your entire life, do squares seem taller than they are wide to you now? You don't talk about, like when I create a document and Photoshop or Illustrator, whatever, and I do a perfect square it always looks taller.

Absolutely. Absolutely. I have to check the settings. See I'm sure you check the settings because you know you're a professional I do this. I think you'll be in this handle when you're better than I was. I told my head 90 degrees and like is it the same? You're narrating. It looks the same. Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, instead of measuring. I'll do this.

I'll put my fingers together like the top and the bottom of the square and then go, OK, keep it steady. He rotated. It's like, yeah, it's OK, it's a square. We're going to the TVs. There are rectangles. They are actually wider than the Nail Taller, but I think that's what you associate with as being a square.

Yeah. I think it's 640 or 460. Yeah, when people say like a 430 TV, like the standard mission TV, that's the dimensions. It's like four units across and three units tall. What is it supposed to 16 by 9? So strange. Yeah, that has not happened to me, but I know it's going to happen to be non-stop now. Every time I look at the subway, luckily I don't have to work in graphics very much. I'm terrible at it. I'm terrible at most things as you probably know by now. Gus is amazing in many

things like feeding me. Oh God. Yeah. This flash from the short trailer. Oh. You're feeding baby Gus. I got got feet me feet me What do you feed me today? I remember finding this sound effect for that and getting a little nauseous myself But it's too good to pass away. Yeah, when you got covered when Michael got covered and catch up the other day He was like oh man. I can't believe they covered me and catch up this sucks I was like try getting covered in mayonnaise asshole. Yeah, I was finding mayo in my ears for like days after that I was fucking gross. I did not clean my ears well enough to get all the mannies out. I took a shower in the office

afterwards, like right after that. I took a shower, like 15-minute shower. I come out, I'm upstairs, talking to miles, and he's like, oh, I'm like what? And there's like still all ketchup on the inside of my ears in the upper part. So he grabs a paper towel and he's like cleaning my ears. upper part so he grabs a paper towel and he's like cleaning my ears. Oh fucking the next day I take a shower in the morning at Jack's I take a shower. I'm cleaning my ears with the towel. There's ketchup on the fucking towels. What's your door making fun of me because I still had a chuckle here in my ears. You know I was I understand now. You can't get it all. You can. I thought I did a really thorough job But you know what the good side effect of having all that manny sport on me for the baby go short My hair was awesome for a while It was like super shiny and look super healthy

I highly recommend it about the baby guy short too was that was back in March, I think it came out and that was the first time I was here. This is the first time I was visiting So the first day I met most the people that worked here like Gus and burning all that was Jeff first time I was here, this is the first time I was visiting. So the first day I met most, the people that worked here, like Gus and Bernie and all that, was Jeff was having a barbecue at his house. So Jack brings me there and the short was like new from that week or something. I hadn't seen it yet. So like, oh, check it out and they put on the laptop. And I'm watching Baby Gus on a laptop with Gus standing right next to me, meeting him for the first time.

And I was like, just looking at the fucking short and looking at Goss, I was like, what the fuck? Take it all in. I think that day also when we were filming the baby Gus short, we had visitors to the office. And they came out into the studio while I was covered in mayo with no shirt. And I was like, hey, what's going on?

Good to meet you. That's not as bad as a... It's awesome. The first time Barbara was here at the new office, Blondie, she thought it'd be funny to draw like 50 penises. It is funny on a dry erase board And then this woman came to visit with her son And she was such a good sport about it. She was just like oh you guys are crazy These were just not like, you know, generic, hold-ups of foam.

She penises. These guys had anger and personality. She told me that like when she was here, she's like, well, you know, everybody was busy working on stuff and I didn't want to bother anybody. So I was just kind of hanging out and she's like, and then I saw that marker board and her quote was, she's like, I'm gonna cover you in Dix.

And she did. That's what she said you in Dix. And she did. That's what she said to the markerboard. And then also the first time I was here, that markerboard didn't know that at the time, but it was in the GQM in her office, and it was just like this weird face. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And it was like, it was like the end of the smiling face,

and it had like a speech bubble that said something. And I learned later that that was like remnants of all the Dix, but like somebody like came in, like somebody professional was in the office. So they erased like all the like the ball and penis part and just left just left the end on the marker board. Jeff is a master at doing that. One year, like two or three years ago at PAX,

someone had drawn, no, sometimes we'll let people draw on our tables. And someone had drawn a penis and balls on our table and Jeff could see you know, he was like right in front of us and we're like, oh, I'm not gonna get some of that. It's like right with our merchandise and Jeff could see like this woman was coming with her like really young son to the booth and he's like he very quickly got out the marker and changed it into a pair of sunglasses to where like the balls were the lenses and the staff was like, the ears, or the legs of the sunglasses,

and it looked like a pair of fucking sunglasses. That's amazing. And that's why I don't wear sunglasses. But it was amazing, it was amazing that like just like very quickly, he must have a lot of experience at it. All those years in the army paid off. Not that it relates to the penis and balls part, but in Jeff quickly like fixing

something like two seconds and it being like incredibly lazy but amazing at the same time. Lid Amazing. Yeah, amazing. They just had we just had fails a week 52 and that was Jack went to Vegas with Joel. So he like prepped everything and did it and on the website for the The carousel it said 51 he fucked it up and put 51 So somebody from upstairs is like came down and was like oh, Jeff. Just so you know, you know fails is up But it says 51 in the carousel and he's like oh He didn't feel like taking it down and like changing the font and like putting a new picture up So he's like I'm gonna fix this right now.

He's like this, I forget what he said. He's like, this is what I do around here. Watch this. He fucking, he takes the picture that Jack already made, went to like MS paint or whatever, like put a fucking, took like a red just like pencil, crossed out the 51 and wrote 52 about this, with the mouse and just put it back up and was like done.

And everyone I talk to, because unlike Jack, I don't sit on my ivory tower and I talk to the people, said that they thought they did that on purpose. I was like, oh, you know, fail, one year failed. So they failed the thing. I'm like, no, Jack just fucked it up. And Jeff's like, I got it. And he just do all the fucking 52. And then of course, once Jack came back, he's like, oh, I'm gonna fix this. And then he put it down and put like the proper one up which I think Jeff's was better. That's fucking amazing Lame amazing. Yeah, I didn't like 30 seconds. That's great. It's pretty proud of himself. Dude when he did it. He's like yeah Not that's if it's in the whole field of sleep. Absolutely. Hey, so when does the new insharded come out? November

No, I think November 11th, somewhere around the inside. There's a lot of games coming out this holiday season that I really want to play. I felt like I was really. I was already kind of behind. I'm getting caught up. But there's just so much more coming out. We can get you a blood hole plow. Yeah, I'm hoping.

What's coming out? We got a Halo anniversary, battlefield 3, modern warfare three uncharted three lots of threes. Yeah Arkham city fuck Arkham city The new oblivion or not a blue. Oh, yeah, Skyrim scrolls Mike when I gonna rock some ratcheting clank. Yeah, I don't know when that comes out We're gonna do that Saints row three fuck another three um, Saints Row 3. Fuck. Another 3.

You're the Chief of Hunter guy. You know all this? Yeah, I should, but you know, there's a lot, you know, running with that. Oh, you're the Assassin's Creed. Oh yeah, Assassin's Creed. I thought you said that. No, no, no.

Reveal. Assassin's Creed, Saints Row, and Halo all come out on the same day. No shit. Yeah. There's actually like five games coming out that day, but those three in particular. Was it there a week, a couple of months ago, where nothing came out? There was many weeks.

There was many weeks where nothing came out. I think we could space that out a little bit. Yeah, now it's just like. I mean, like some of them can get delayed, right? Or would they already announce it or not? It's just pretty close. Yeah, at this point, I remember. So probably not.

Yeah, at this point, they should already be gold. It's a great ship. They're just like a fucking weaker too, but nope. All in the same day. Mm-hmm. What's good for that? No, not when you have enough people to play them all. Yeah, you guys are gonna be real short-handed in the two of them.

Shit. You have to like finish the whole game in a day. I still, like, I'm- The work is hard. I get that. You can have miles. Here you go. Miles keeps you, he's like, oh, I want to play Gears of War. I'm like, yeah, it's pretty good. He's like, oh, I want to play Gears of War.

I'm like, yeah, it's pretty good. He's like, fuck you. I finished the Gears of War campaign. Gears of War 3 campaign the other day. I got to move on to the new Vegas DLC, the Lonesome Road. That's next on my list. You check out some amazing chemen hunter guides on the Lonesome Road DLC. I should.

Where could I find them? You can find them at chemenhunter.com. Nice. I might have to go check that out. Michael's giving the thumbs up. What's a cheap 100 dot com? I'm not sure about that, but you should go there and find out if you buy the red versus blue season 9 DVD I'm like buying the scenes you'll find all about it. You know about it. You're a fucking professional I know I learn quickly. Is there anything you guys want to plug? We released a couple songs and I think the other week that was cool

Although I am drinking Dr. Pepper right now. Right. I love these Starbucks double-shot espresso and creams. So does Brandon apparently? Yeah, we both went for him and it was like it was like a like a bond. When we both went in the fridge and I grabbed the one right before the lock-ass and it turned around Brandon's like nodding me. You started pulling and I watched him grab one. So I was asking if you wanted to plug something we did, not a third-party product that we don't get paid for. Well, I mean, come on. It helps us fuel what we do. A funny game you can play with the season 9 DVD, actually, on the visual effects package. Try to count the amount of times that a Dr. Pepper product ends up in a shot.

Most of those are incidental. Most. But it's really pretty much I would say in two-thirds of the interviews there's a can and a couple like we're really bad about taking this. I'm going to throw I'm going to say it. I'm going to throw it down. I really don't like Dr. Pepper. I don't get it. There's 23 flavors. I don't get it. What about Mr. Pib? Mr. Pib is all right.

But maybe like you taste buds. I'm like a boring person. I'm just a straight-cola person. This is the part of the podcast where I debate walking out Angrily Jack fucking loves Dr. Pepper. I know that's like all he drinks that in big red, which I'm not a fan of Big Reds Good. I like big reds liquid bubble gum. Yeah, first of all he described it to me as fucking cream soda It's like a cream soda. Yeah, first of all he described it to me as fucking cream soda. It's like a cream soda Yeah, nothing like it is absolutely nothing like cream soda. It's carbonated bubble gum. Kara just got back from Walmart Like a couple months ago, and you know, she had tons of stuff tons of drinks and then Jack goes in and he's just like you You just got died dr. Pepper you didn't get reggaard dr. Pepper. She's like oh no, you know, I forget to get died

I just like oh and he like angrily walked away. Yeah, like he was like, I think you might as have one or two things, there's like borderline chastising or something. Jack does that a lot. For a long time, you know, this is years before Kara, when we were still in the buta, he did not, he did not. He did not drink one of the diet tactics.

No, she is. It was always a fight for me to get regular sodas into this office. Like, at all, anyone wanted was diet diet so does and I'd have to go and it's like a whole deal like Since people refused to buy me regular sodas. I would refuse to buy them diet So you could tell who went to the store basically what kind of sodas were in the fridge the other day I mentioned that story about about Kara refilling the fridge or whatever and you were like you're like I always used to do that Fuck that. He's like now. I have to do it anymore

And he's like she she's nice about it. She goes around the office, asks everyone if they want anything, anything special. She's good. Gus is like, fuck that. I just thought what I wanted. You don't like it too bad. You don't like it, get it yourself.

Needless to say, it's nice having a car around. Car does a great job. Yes. Two thumbs up. Would you business again? Yes. She and one of our interns were playing around with makeup Kara also did a makeup a little bit of makeup on one of our VFX packages

And she did a fantastic job and they were doing like like all these really fucking gross Like scars Like a giant blade scar on her arm like her forearm. I was like you should watch that off before you Yeah, she walked into my office with that. She's like, oh, I really hurt my shell. She did the same thing to us. And I looked at it and I was puzzled because I was like, that looks like a burn, but you know, it's not quite right.

It's like, but it almost looks more like a cut, but it's not bleeding. When we were just staring at it, she was like, it's makeup and I was like, oh, okay, it was like two days ago. Yeah, she did that, she did that in the office, but like I said all in the back corner and she was just standing in the door and it looked like like like road rash or something like her skin And she healed off like scraped her gotten she's like oh my arm. She comes in. I'm like wow that's

She get that looked at And Jack's like right next to her. He's like what up in there? Yeah, it looked it looked really good. She's like got you Fuck you, it's like runs out of the office. She does that a lot. It looked pretty convincing. It did. Yeah.

It's it's weird to like look around and see all the different. I want to call them tools or props and things that we have in this office. It's it's a really weird place to work like the make the makeup to do that. Yeah, you know costumes and various props I keep forgetting that as someone to get jelly beans for the evil box for the little box nice from Who's that short? I was in a double box. The little box that was called The there's a plumber here yesterday. It was an easy repair guy. Oh, okay. Okay

He raised our bell, I'm like, what's up? What do you want? And he's like, oh, somebody called me, and I'm just like staring at him like, mm, mm, mm, and then I think. Same thing as the pizza business. Yeah, same thing. I think Kyle was just walking down a stairs,

he's like, oh, Brandon called him or something like that. And I'm like, okay, I'm just going. He walks in and he stopped and looked at that fucking like monster prop for like 30 seconds. like, oh, okay, I guess go in. He walks in and he stopped and looked at that fucking monster prop for like 30 seconds. He was just like fucking staring at it. Like to the point, I'm like, I'm looking at him. I'm like, the fuck is this guy looking at?

Cause this is like so common place at this point. Like doesn't, not even pay attention on that thing. And he's just fucking staring at it. Like, what the fuck? Did it have the, he's like, it had the hat on and had the book. It had the magazine, it had the magazine in it's hands. And he's like, it had the hat on and had the book. It had the magazine, everybody had the magazine in it's hands. And he's just like, like he walked into a fucking

like haunted house. Cause he's walking, he's like looking at all the posters and she had like the guy look terrifying. Like he's about to be fucking murdered and like his organs are gonna be harvested. It's like, come on in buddy. And then like the door slams behind him and I walk it. It's always strange to hear what people think we do

and they come in for the first time. We get a train, a street delivery guy come in and he's like, well, it's so cool. Do you guys make posters? These are posters on the wall. Yep. Wow. But I mean, it's a strange, technically we do. Yeah.

And we sell posters. We're sheet.com slash store. I mean, it needs. The office, it's like two-tone on the outside two-tone paint and You know it definitely looks different. So I guess it's just puzzling when people come in It was like when we walked any amount of time to talk about this in podcast before but when we came back from lunch one day I don't know if Jeff was I might have just been Jack and I and you guys were filming that Fuck what is it the PSA for for RVB and it's like Chris laying on the floor

like shooting upwards and you and carry on the couch like posing We're like what the fuck is this and there's like all light stands and shit and you're like let's get the oil What the controller beginning at a kid PSA. Oh, like he's your memory. He's like, oh yeah, whatever another day I walk in and we're like what the fuck's coming on in here? That's just they at the office. Now it's just like okay, you got oil That's cool rubbing on yourself. You're rubbing on yourself or someone else. That's cool. Doesn't matter doesn't matter The ketchup thing is just like

Things we said taking out a context would sound pretty disgusting. Yeah. Well, the things we do are pretty disgusting, even in context. The other day, someone, I had, on my computer, I had one of those full keyboards with the number pad on it, and someone upstairs wanted one, and they only had the small one without the number pad. I was like, okay, I'll trade you my keyboard. I came down and I looked at my keyboard, and it was fucking disgusting. I felt bad at keeping him in the keyboard. I spent 10 minutes trying to clean it in the kitchen

because it was so much grime and shit like on the keys and in between the keys. I was like, how the fuck are my hands that dirty? I was scrubbing it like crazy, trying to clean it off and I went and I gave it to him. And it was still dirty. I was like, oh, here you go. And I just tried to run out as quickly as I could.

You can be very, very looked at it. It was like, holy shit, this keyboard's clean. Yeah, my keyboard was really, really good. There's like fucking bananas and peanut butter in the keyboard in the keys upstairs Save it never later. Yeah, when we used to have but out who we were at the old congress office This might have been before you started. I think it was before you started Brandon We had the office cat and for a while to practice it for the office cat Jo were you there for the practical jokes when people would take catnip and hide it like under your keyboard or in your coat Or like on something around your desk and the cat would go fucking crazy like a bother and you not stop You like who the okay, where the fuck's the catnip?

I just knew it was somewhere in your area and you had to like turn everything over to try to find out where someone had hidden it I just remember a Joe just always wanted to be around Nathan for whatever reason he was always in Nathan Desk. Oh, and he also peed in our equipment bag. Those two memories are the only ones that stick out. One time when this was a this was a tragic story that happened when I was in sixth grade. I had cats growing up and they like would get hair on everything I owned. Never. It was just absolutely disgusting. And one time I went to school and then as I was walking into the building I was like, well it really smells terrible.

In this part of the building what's going on? And I kept walking and I realized that one of the cats had peed on my shirt Wow and my shirt smelled like cat pee and I mean I'm in middle school, you know, it was just tragic. Absolutely. What was your nickname after that? I don't think I don't think they talked to me after that. Okay. Did you get like like an actual physical response from people like you smell like pissed Okay. Did you get like an actual physical response from people like you smell like pissed? Did you get that or no, people are just like whoa.

I managed to like grab a shirt from Jim class, like then disgusting nasty like Jim shirt and it was better than these. Yeah, it's like human sweat. It's better than smelling like cat piss. When I was in high school, I worked at a lawyer's office and the receptionist at the lawyer's office was one of those crazy cat ladies who had like 40 cats in her house and

she just constantly smelled like cat piss. And you could see the stains on all of the clothes she would wear. Like crystallized, like I don't know, like orange crystals, like mashed up in her clothes. So she could like pick off the cat piss. Yeah, has like a physical chunk. Yeah, it was good. Rose and work at that point. Eventually the the county came in and I think took all her counts away. Damn, little tear. Sorry, man, you gotta get in the back of this truck. It was, I know that smell like so distinctly because of that. I've worked many homes with that smell in my former job

But lots of fucking cat peepee. I got through that anymore. Yeah Until somebody here starts doing it Like it will be a matter of time till you know Jack walks in. He's like what's up? My girlfriend made me keep her cat for a little while and I fucking hated it so much But I couldn't say no so I'd like open the balcony door and it would just sit there looking outside I just like slowly try to encourage it Wow The cat is playing in the wall like the railing and I put catnip on it. Have you guys heard I did have we talked about this before

I helped a sense of come up before Uh cats can survive a terminal velocity fall. Yes. Do we talk about this? I don't think we've ever talked about it on the podcast. No. Supposedly, I don't know how true this is. Cats can survive a terminal velocity fall. But there's a point in time, like a certain like five stories. I don't know how tall they have to be.

But there's a certain height where they'll fall and they'll like get confused and disoriented and they'll die. But if they're super high, like from like an airplane or whatever, they'll be able to survive. If I recall, they can survive like a fall from the second story because it's so low, but between the second and either fifth or seventh story, it's not high enough. But then above that, if they fall, they can like, I guess they like put their arms out and almost like commit themselves into like a parachute

Oh shit like a flying squirrel. Yeah like a flying squirrel exactly and that they can they can they can They have a higher their arms probably compress Yeah, I don't want to see it, but I don't want to be the guy to do it It's because they have a really high probability of surviving those those kinds of falls numbers are in their favor really I got a cat on my cat volunteer Brandon's like favorite really I got a cat I'm on cat volunteer for the the the the

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