Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #135

Episode Date: October 12, 2011

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We are not the people to be talking about this. That ukulele. What do you mean about musical? About anything music related. Yeah. Musical theory. I'm drinking a Capri Sun. We're drinking Capri Sun We got a small podcast this week. We have an intimate affair with Mr. Bernie Burns Mr. Michael Jones. I'm happy to be here. I'm Mr. Gustar over

I was hoping Brandon would be here today so we can make one of him some more about his South Pole and the people defending him claiming that the South Pole is in Canada I will attempt the channel Brandon so Gus can you pick up that the South Pole is in Canada. I will attempt a channel Brandon so Gus can you pick up that hammer and hit me in the head with it? And then I can explain this here here's here's the way it was explained to me. We do have a hammer in here That means playing this the best I can okay He says the magnetic South Pole Is in Canada or that direction right? He's no one he is in Canada or that direction right he'd know if he said in Canada

He's a list of states of it that Northern Canada is where the Southern magnetic pull is now here is his rationale Or why that's where the magnetic South pull is if you look at a magnet Let's say a bar magnet for instance. It has a north end and it has a south end Also when you have a compass essentially the needle is one those, a smaller version of one of those magnets. Right. And Michael, which ends of the magnets are attracted to each other? Do you remember your seventh grade science?

Not really the opposite ends. Yes, opposite the tract is like the Paul Amdoule song with MC Scott County. That is correct. And so... He said that since the compass, when you look at it always points north The north end of the magnet would be attracted to the South magnetic pole Which then means it's up in Canada because that's where the compass points So stupid right that is the

So we're recontextualized Directions on the globe because of of the letters on a magnet. That's dumb. It's arbitrary. It's relative, yeah. That's relative. The globe is the relative part, the magnet in the way they determine the label it, that's not relative.

That's absolute. That's the center of the universe. Wrong. Someone emailed and they were like, Brandon's actually correct, my teacher says that the South Pole is up there. It's like, go kick your teacher in the fucking nuts First should not be telling should not be shaping young minds. I'm gonna look right now I'm gonna refer to the internet which is the global consciousness

I referred to the internet in the link dump of our previous podcast and the internet is on our side the internet says Brandon is wrong I can't believe we even have to look this up guys. No, no, I can't believe I had to link it. I can't believe they were people fucking defending him. And I was like, I had to go in there and explain to them why they were wrong. Explain why their teachers were wrong. Because there's a geographic North Pole and a magnetic North Pole.

And they're off from one another, right? They're not the same thing. The magnetic pole drifts as the Earth's magnetic field changes and warps. Depends on who's checking a compass at that point in time. Depends on how many compasses are active in the world. You know, if more people rush or checking a compass, then it shifts that direction. You know, not somewhat related, not somewhat because of the attract.

Can't be a tangent here. I read a story, I don't know if this is true. I should have looked this up before I'm talking about my ass now before I'm pulling a brand. I'm going to let me say it's probably not true if you're wondering. People, I read a story that said that a long time ago, like hundreds of years ago, maps were drawn slightly differently and that these maps,

people in Europe were drawing them, they had Asia at the top of the map. Okay, and that that's why people refer to Asia as the Orient because that's how they would orient their maps. They would grab their map and they would move it so that Asia was at the top. So you turn it like. So basically so like a like a landscape view or a portrait view. Right. Like a portrait view. So like America would be down. Right. Like an intersection from from Europe's perspective. Yes. From Europe. Well, you're holding it that way right you know, so east would be up on a map right in other words

Hmm interesting so then the magnetic East pole is also in Canada. I don't Well, no, it's not it was still east the direction was east was up on a map right right So I'll look it up. If you look in the link dump or you're listening to the Hans podcast, I'm sure you can click on the podcast right now and I'll have a definitive answer. There's a very easy way to determine whether or not this is true. Okay. Find a version of a map and they have to be, I mean,

there's going to be some maps that have survived for a very long period of time. Mm-hmm. Find a version of a map that has the writing written portrait mode as opposed to landscape mode. Oh, it's interesting. Because there is. You would pick up a map and you would orient it according to where Asia is. You would just pick it up so you could read the letters on it. That's the way you hold a map. Interesting theory. You see? Look at me thinking ahead for those idiots 400-500 years ago. They were just winging it. They didn't have any idea. Fucking idiots. They didn't know anything back then.

I blame, do you know? I blame the fact that we're not in the future now on the middle ages, on the dark ages. If we hadn't had the black plague and this fear of the unknown, and people recessed, right? If that hadn't happened, we'd be in the future now. We wouldn't have lost like 100 years. We'd be 100 years further along.

Yeah, but here's the problem though. We get a bit a hundred years further along some other path. Like we might not have focused on technology. We might have focused on like biology or something like that. That's also awesome. Nah, not so much. Damn, Sills. Nah, I'm more of a more of the technology class. I like technology also. But we'd be like Zergs. Any science, if you're advancing one science, it's got to drag the other ones up with it. No! Fuck no! That's not true, really?

No, it's like, you know, I mean, Steve Jobs just died. He died, what, 20 minutes after our podcast ended last time, right? Yes. In typical Apple. Thanks, Apple. Thanks for one last one, Steve. We love it. Thank you very much.

Do you want to say something about Steve? Impacted your life? Um, I mean, I think he was very influential in the computer industry whether or not you agree with the philosophy he took about computing I think he was a I mean he's impacted every aspect of technology as far as I'm concerned. The thing I most appreciate about Steve Jobs is that he was like this lone light it seems like in a time where all we do is worship reality stars and sports stars and miscreants.

Here's a guy that the whole world adored for being an innovator and inventor and for pushing technology forward. That's a rare thing now. And I don't know who's going to replace him. I hate to credit the onion, but they had a great headline about it. I don't know if you saw it It's something like the last man in America who knows what the fuck he was doing has died That was really funny You think there's anybody else like who who's gonna take Steve Jobs's place some people have been I've been reading

Theories people people speculating about this kind of thing right when someone dies People say Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, come on which I disagree with I disagree as well. I think like maybe Larry Page who's the other dude from Google? Surgey no Surgey, sir gay something and they're in Sergei Brynn. Is that his name? Absolutely. Yes. Go on Is that his name? Absolutely. Yes, go on. But you know, I think maybe those guys, even though Google scares the shit out of me, I think they might be scared at the moment. Google, Google, they is they. I think that mobile devices and mobile searching is changing and recontextualizing search maybe faster than Google is able to keep up. And I forget who it was. It might have been Larry Page.

One of the guys from Google was testifying in Washington the other day about a week or two ago. Get used to that. Right. And he was making this claim as well that people searching on a computer versus searching on mobile, it's two different things you're looking for. When you're searching at a computer,

you have time and the patience and you wanna see as much information as possible. So Google works in that sense, but on mobile, you're typically, you just want the answer. You're not recreationally surfing. You're looking something up and you wanna know. So Google is still the best for that, but things like Siri and other search engines

that can find the answer you're looking for more quickly and correctly, more accurately, have the chance to de-throw and Google on the mobile market, which is very quickly becoming the dominant market. Yeah, everyone having mobile devices. Right. And then I mean, that's how a lot of people use most of their internet. Did you buy an iPhone 4s? I pre-ordered one. Yeah, I just said that. Did you pre-order one?

Yes. I also pre-order one. When is your showing up? Um, it's not. I don't know. I didn't get mine at launch. I think mine said one to two weeks. Oh Look at you. Are you getting one on are you getting one this week? 17th I get it the Monday. Oh, you got one day. We just funny because Jack Patillo went to order one It's just a his name Michael starts laughing

Good, so he he stays up till two in the morning It's just his name, Michael starts laughing. It's good. So he stays up till two in the morning. It was later. It was later? I was up as well. You were? Yeah. I didn't do that.

I woke up the next morning. They didn't actually show up on their website till almost three. Really? Yeah. Uh-oh. I bet there were a lot of upset people. Yeah. Lots of refreshing.

They were, you know, typing away on their iPhone before is probably and their iPhone 3gs But uh, yeah, I got up the next morning and I was bright item bushy tail just punched in my info. Bam instantaneously got it You didn't finish this jack story though. So Jack Jack was upset because he got a delivery date of the 14th And he was not gonna be at home before team. That's a Friday And so there's nothing you can do you you can't for whatever, try and jack, for whatever reason you can't change your shipping address. And so... I'm talking iPhone.

Yeah, talking iPhone. So there was nothing that he could do to get his signature required, nothing you could do, because he wasn't going to be at his last day. Real fast, I'm going to jump in as well. I had the same problem, I'm going to be at New York Comic Con this week. Uh-huh. So I was smart, I was like, I'm not gonna order this phone. I'll wait till tomorrow. I'll go into the store and I'll get it delivered to the store that way. I'll just pick it up.

Gus was the guy who gave me the idea to do this, by the way. But, have I found her to go into the store? To go to the AT&T store. So at 3 a.m. Jack decides to throw a costume of the way and he orders his phone anyway. Well, no, I didn't know about that at first. Like, I ordered my iPhone online at first, thinking, okay, I just have a ship to the office and no big deal. Went to work the next day and it's like, complete your order and like, this is me an email.

And so I completed the order. It wouldn't let me change the shipping address. Wait a minute, what's this about completing an order? You had an email telling you to complete the order? Yeah, you didn't complete the order at the time, you bought it? No, it was like, it's been pre-ordered, but then we'll send you an email to complete and like, finish, you know, sending your address and all that stuff.

That's a scam site. I know what you're talking about. You can buy it from iPhone4Sb on last night. That's a scam site. I know what you're talking about. You can make your buy it from iPhone 4s beta. Doc, that is our review. I phoned you spelled pH, you know that. Yeah, yeah. So did you, did you have to do a complete your order email? No, no, no, I threw out the store.

I went to the store. Oh, you did on the Apple website? Yeah, on the Apple website. So anyway, so. That's what I did. I didn't get a complete your order email. Anyway, go ahead. Well, anyway, so I am, I think the shit I hit the fan. Yeah. So, um, so I tried right. I didn't get a complete order email. Anyway, go ahead. Well anyway, so I am think the shit I hit the fat

Yeah, so I tried to order through there and initially was like you can't change your ship address And I was like well, I'm gonna be out of town on Friday when it comes out. So that's no good So I was talking with Gus and he's like oh you can just go to the AT&T store and just order it there And they'll ship it to the store you can pick it up or whatever. I was like okay, that's great No problem at all and Gus had done it already in the day So I canceled my Apple dot com order then I went and I went over to the AT&T store. I was like, all right, I want to buy this phone and you know, have it shipped here so I can pick it up because I'm not going to be in town when it comes out or whatever. And so the guys, I go, okay, no problem,

try to push you verse on me and all this other crap. I'm just getting so close to going to you verse. But anyway, so about half an hour of this guy, you know, like filling all the stuff and, you know, making me sign things and giving me an address and everything like that. It's fine I'm like, okay, you like we got your order like I ran my credit card game your seat and he's like, okay It'll be it'll ship up here to the the the store and I will call you when it's in I was like, oh great So it'll be like next Friday and he's like, oh no, it'll be like four to six weeks Are you kidding like he didn't they did not even say anything like that at first? I was the show man was gonna be available. She never assumed when I assume like I would pre-order the phone to pick it up

The day comes out or like you know like when you pre-order a game you go up there the day It's out and just go grab your game. It's software. Yeah, it's making a A little more complicated than buying a disc. Well, we're making a disc. Is it your way of saying you've never bought and bought? I'm just gonna stop right there get branded We're gonna say you've never bought launch hardware ever. I have just gonna stop right there. Get branded. You've never bought launch hardware. I have. I've always waited in line. Actually, I bought the iPhone one. I waited in line for it. It was just called the iPhone. Yeah, I like it. I don't want to upset guys. The first annual iPhone. I bought that. I waited in line for like

six hours for the original iPhone with some friends. And then you know three months later they dropped the price 200 bucks. That was fun. But, no, how much did you pay for yours? I paid 600 for the first iPhone. Yeah, they were 600 bucks. That's crazy, yeah. And then, they literally dropped the price,

like two or three months later to 400, but then everyone who bought the initial one got a hundred dollar gift card to Apple. I gotta say, I'm a little sad that Apple caved and gave you all the gift card. I remember that, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's the price of buying stuff early Yeah, and I and I take that there's a little I do the same thing, you know

I buy stuff the day it comes out and if it drops in price it drops in price I paid for the opportunity to have it first. Yeah, let me ask you this. Do you consider you just bought an iPhone 4s? Do you consider that to be a first generation product that you just bought? No. I do. That is nice. I'm buying, I'm buying release hardware. I feel like that. Because the internal has changed so much. Just it's new. It's new and I'm buying it day one. And so if it fucks up or whatever or like you know you pick it up in the glass falls off the front that's on me. I know better but then at this point. I think if you buy something hardware at

launch day it should not say submit order it say, you're buying launch hardware in the button to say, you know what? Fuck it. I'll provide it anyway. I want this. The terms and conditions. This may spontaneously explode. I mean, really, how many times you've been burned by launch hardware? Literally, I think I have been burned by launch hardware before. We made fun of you for buying the Thunderbolt laptop Thunderbolt Thunderbolt. And sure enough you got it and there was a problem with it. There was? Wasn't there a problem with your Thunderbolt laptop? They have anything for Thunderbolt. That's the problem. That is the problem. That is the problem. Is that the

bolt? No I haven't had any problems with it. There was a problem with your version of laptop with the screen would turn off or something. Oh some people reported that problem. I didn't have that problem. Oh that disappoints me. I literally sure for a week to find that problem. No no, some people reported that problem. I didn't have that problem. Oh, that disappoints me. Yeah. I literally searched for a week to find that problem. No, no, I did not have that problem. I know some people reported that. My last laptop, which was like a fourth generation piece

of hardware had a problem where you could see like the illumination behind the screen, like there were bands of brightness. Oh, I'm vertically across my screen. Maybe they were quantum bands. Anyway, so I'm going to wait now like a month to get my iPhone that comes out on Friday. Whoa. So, woe is me. First world problems. I did offer to give Jack my phone.

He did. He seemed disappointed. And it seemed like I'll give him my phone when it comes in. He's going from a 3GS to iPhone 4S. That's a bigger leap than I'm making going from a 4 to a 4S. What is it I was thinking about getting an iPhone with this be a decent leap from this what the fuck is that that's an LG chocolate I'll be chocolate that's a brick that's a brick with a No, it's painted on it. That is that's a that's a time capsule phone is about you're holding 2005 That right there that is all sad as a numeric keypad, my friend.

You can listen to chocolate rain and... This is funny. When you activate the phone, a woman comes on and says, Appareina. You know what I'm saying? Hey, now you're me to share it. You know what I really good? This phone is $30 a month. When you place a client to go, person to person call?

Yes. Connect me to number four. Give me Condike 5. Give me Condike 5x219. Yeah, connect me to number four give me condiq five Condiq five x 219 There was there was a guy I knew who he's a guy I worked with him for a long time He worked for him for a long time and he grew up in B cave, Texas, B cave, Texas Jack and I actually just ran into guts It was the company that you and I worked at before Richard E the old call center the old call center for tech support actually just ran into, God, it was the company that you and I worked at before Ritualty. The old call center?

The old call center for tech support. We ran into a sales team from the company at the airport in Dallas. Oh yeah. What were they doing? Jack could not get out of my plane. So it turns out that if Jack's on an hour later playing than me, I landed Austin.

I have enough time to just basically get my stuff together, walk out to the car, give them my receipt, pay, go get some gas, come back, like right at the end of the airport. Come back. That was an hour. It literally was like no extra time. Airports just suck away your life. It's weird. They suck it away. Weird time suck. But anyway, we saw people, I was I was gonna say Anthony, this guy we used to work for, he was from B. K. Texas and no one's gonna understand this outside of Austin. He remembers growing up in Austin when Hancock Center was the mall, like the Sears. By the way, it was right, you look up the novice came from Sears. Yes, that was in the LinkedIn. Bam, that's trivia for you. Well done.

Thank you. And Jack, have we talked about this for Jack is like an old school Texan Yeah, I think we mentioned it long ago. I'm one of your first podcasts. Yeah, I'm a fifth generation Austinites not even Texan but Austinites like we've been around for a damn long time So you've been here since like 1850? Sometime between 1815 and 1830 my great great grandfather on my dad's mom's side Move to the Austin area before Texas was a state. So basically Texas was a country. My family was here before Texas was a state. They were here when this was still Mexico. The fucking border moved across them.

But I'm not up Texas Independence Day. Yeah. But you know there's a lot of Mexican people in Texas who get so upset when they celebrate Texas. I fucking do it. Yeah. They get upset. It's just like celebrating a war over Mexico Yes, like celebrating the loss of your fucking land and heritage. Yeah, so you're go white people You're oh please Mexico. It's the same land. I mean Mexico. You put a river in between it What's one bank of the river the other bank of the river? It's not like What happens when that when that line when that line on the map moves suddenly it's a different government They just take everything you own

hours. Oh, I see you say you're family lost property. My family lost a lot of you know that property I own in the valley. Yeah, it used to be like what would be the equivalent of almost like I think like the second largest ranch in Texas She's and it got reduced down to like a 20 acre parcel It's a you they owned it from the Mexican government. Yeah, and then the Texas government. This became Texas and Texas just took it all. And you gave it, did what with it? I don't know, the fucking nothing. I mean, there's nothing out there. It's pretty balls.

Yeah, white people, white people stuff out. I don't know, they had man-a-sandwiches. What do you people do? I don't even know. I've been trying to figure it out for fucking like 15 years. Fucking square dancing bitch. We need a lot of room for our square dancing. What do you mean you people?

So, give me your seat So you're great great great grandfather. Yeah, you came to Texas. Why? They didn't move down here from the Northeast. I want to say like Massachusetts area like they came down from there I don't know what the reason was exactly But it was like being the tea party It was like three brothers together and they ended up marrying like three sisters in Texas. And I don't know the exact... It's not forverted, it's not for you.

It's not for me on the internet. Like that was the start of that. But, you know, like so we've been in the Austin area for a long time. We actually, we have a family cemetery out in like West Lake, out in the West Lake Hills because my relatives, my distant relatives, owned most of what is now West Lake, which is a really, really rich part of Austin. But yeah, now it is, but the problem was back then, it's all hills, and you couldn't farm on hills,

so they sold it all. But we literally have a family cemetery you can go, and I have a Texas Ranger, and relative, someone, not the baseball player, but an actual Texas Ranger Walker. The gun kind. Yes, the gun kind. And so it's pretty wild.

Like my family history is pretty interesting. So it's going to take me 20 minutes to complete this two-sem and story. But Anthony, when he was growing up, had a BKFone line, like BK52L. And everyone else had normal phone numbers by that point, except for him, because he was kind of rural, and it was that point in time.

And it was, you know, I think you have those memories when your kid and everybody has like these standout embarrassing memories like your first day in school and something happens. He was yet to say his phone number and the teacher didn't believe that that was his actual phone number. That's wow. I'm paraphrasing a story here, but that's what he was embarrassed about. I can't believe that the phone numbers changed that quickly to where people forgot or didn't believe that that could be a phone number. And you know what that happens though? We're like something happens and you forget.

Like you forget you lived in a time Gus where you did not have a cell phone. I know that's crazy. I think about that sometimes. You just didn't have that. Do you remember when like they really took off like let's say 98 or so? Yes. Everyone had the same cell phone.

That sprint PCS phone that clicked up? Yeah it was like that little thing. It was like a Qualcomm phone. Mm-hmm. And it was all sprint PCS. And it was like you'd push up the earpiece to answer it Right you could the one the one I'm thinking of is a little more brick like it's a little bigger It was kind of curved on the back. Oh, I know is everyone aspired to have the Motorola razor the razor

I'm with more razor to my my first iPhone actually I'm doing from a razor to your first iPhone. Wow, so that was a jump for me. That's pretty serious I'm from a razor to your first iPhone. Wow. So that was a jump for me. That's pretty serious Anthony works in I'm just tell nothing about Anthony stories today. So Anthony works in the telecom industry in the 80s and sold you know, sold telecom all over the place. He had as a lady's like 2005, he had a brick phone because that thing you know the huge brick like you see in like Wall Street, you know, with Michael Douglas on it. You know the huge brick phone because that thing, you know, the huge brick, like you see in like wall street, you know, with Michael Douglas on it, you know, the huge brick phone with the antenna that comes out the top of it. Hey Joe, come on in.

So he would use that thing and the reason why he kept it is that he would go, he's a cowboy, so he'd go out to rodeos in the middle of nowhere. That thing worked everywhere. Yeah. And he would call up and people would say, what is his plan that you have for 10 cents a minute that you have? This thing is antiquated. Plan is like, don't touch my plan. Yeah. Touch that because the plan if he he changed his plan, it would deactivate the phone. There was nothing he could do. Yeah, they shut. He probably hit that till 2005 because I think that's when they shut that network down. The old analog network. Yeah, I got killed around that time.

Michael, how's your butthole How's that goose Listen I listen to the last podcast I thought you know I need to stop cursing I just have to Does butthole count as it you dropped a butthole? You want to you but hold out as you drop the buckle? Come on sit your belt hold out of the chair. Hey join us for a spell. Why don't you? I think he was you more curse Why is it whenever you come into the podcast? You always open the door look close it Then we have to yell at you and then you come in. I think it's always I think it's I just wanted to like go in I just want to open the door crack it and shout podcast and then just that's what you just did

But never have never works, but then because I think it's funny I think people should during the podcast is ruled by the windows and the door to shout things yeah but then he sits outside the door and goes I hope they call for me no no no I don't think Joel Joel is so happy right now I don't think I've ever seen Joel this happy in the years I've known him it's like he's finally feeling good and the Rangers are kicking ass right now so yeah, have the world economy is crumbling. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! So, you know we're about to go down to Australia.

Joel and I. Joel's so excited to go to Australia. So, you're out of 100 bucks. I am. Joel, you're out of 100 bucks. That's damn it. Don't mess. Jack, do you talk with him in the podcast?

Jack, bet you 100 bucks that Joel is back out of the... I don't like Travis. He's not in Australia yet. I don't like Travis. I don't like Travis. I particularly don't like... He's going to Australia. We bought that ticket. He's going to Australia. No I don't like traveling. I particularly don't like he's he's going to Australia We bought that ticket. He's going to Australia. I'm going to Australia

I have to fly the fucking plane It's a flap your way over there. See I don't like traveling. I don't like a big thing to traveling and traveling with Bernie is even worse Yeah, traveling We I remember when we were sharing the hotel room at one point after the night of I remember when we were sharing the hotel room at one point, after the night of, and then being snoring on. I'm the first to wake, so I'm like, all right, we'll screw it. I'm gonna go take a shower, so I go and I take a shower,

and I'm taking a shower, and I hear, tap, tap, tap. Hey, I'm gonna use your head. And before I know, I'm like, and Bernie is in the bathroom with me, and then Bernie's like taking a poop. That's so true. That's so true. Why did you do that to. That's so true. I was in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower.

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You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower. You're in the shower while you were in the shower there's nothing wrong with that Grand I pissed in your shower That's kind of weird that's kind of weird. I have to admit

Traveling see this is this is weird Is that weird? Is that weird then? Yes, that's a really weird It's what? Hell yeah, that's weird Wait wait wait wait We're crazy What you worked at? Well he was taking the shower

And I didn't know It's like shower, but like you didn't And I just thought it was like a steam There's like a circle you made a little circle in the glass He was taking the shower and I didn't know Like the steam there's like a circle you made a little circle and the glass And like yours and it was like like growing level because I guess you were sitting But Before I went to the bathroom I sat on my hand for about five minutes but it fell asleep. That was a weird part. I admit going No, we we is perfectly fine. So this is like if we go over if we go over budget on some

travel expenditures, it's okay because it makes up for the time we have to share bathrooms. Listen, the reason why I crashed in your room that night, I think that was E3 and I got invited out the last minute to go look at something that we were gonna use for a project. What was the meaning of what are you gonna look at? Well, I guess you can say now, it's we were looking at Forge World in Reach. That's much more impressive. Yeah, and so, so, it trying to book a hotel in LA, or whatever it was we were doing, at the last minute, you know, I already spent a bajillion dollars to book of last minute ticket to go to LA, but there was no there was no hotels within range,

so I said I'll just crash on Joel's floor. So Joel, knowing that I was gonna fall sleep and knowing that I can fall asleep in about four and a half seconds, if I want to fall asleep, Gavin tested me one time. I told him I can fall asleep anywhere anytime within like four or five minutes. He said go to sleep right now. That's like a superpower. It's awesome. It's awesome. And I lost it. I was under a lot of stress this summer,

and I kind of lost it for a while. And I started to freak out a little bit, and I got it back so I can sleep. I bet like, but we're getting out of here something. There's a flip side. There's like a kryptonite to this, Joel. You can't wake up.

I can't fucking wake up. It takes me, sometimes it'll take me an hour and a half to wake up. That's rough. Yeah. Like, people who jump out of bed, like some fucking nine and six year olds I know, they'll shit.

They're like, don't be dentists sleep and it's like a noise or something and they're both wide awake. And it's because they're happy to be alive. You're young, you're happy to be alive. If you're like, alright, you're not happy to be alive anymore. You know, I've woken up and got into the motions and then really woken up at the office before. Get out of here. Like one time and you drove to work. Yeah, like one time I got here. I don't if you remember this. It was like a month or two ago and I was like

I don't think I washed my hair at this morning. Like I just like I was just so asleep. I just went through the motions I must have just got myself wet in the shower and they're like immediately got out because like I was at my desk and I was buddy playing outside. What's this about a shower? I was like, where did I get you? Did I watch my hair? Nope, nope, no, I was filthy. Oh, I don't know how anybody can do that. I don't know how you can get up in the morning and not brush your teeth and not take a shower. So I asked you over, Amy, I was like, so we can have some organization on this trip because, you know, hey, it's like we're going to leave very soon.

It's like a art, have we booked hotel rooms? A book of my asses, you ask you, I ask you, I I asked you and you sent me a link back to a casino Which I appreciate Which I appreciate greatly. I think you're right on the nose. I think you're right on target That's a great idea, but still If we can avoid any future sour shower situations We're Cuz she wasn't like a scenario that I

Just want to I'm gonna orchestrate. I'm gonna show up at the hotel. There's gonna be a piece of poop right on my So we're we're going back I knew he knows I'm a crash in his hotel So because he knows I can fall asleep in two minutes and in store He's literally rushing down the hallway. I have to go in the room with him because he isn't he and Matt Matt said he was like in a panic And Matt said he was like in a panic. And, he's like, where is I'm going to get in bed?

I lay on the floor, and I'm out here. I'm out here. I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here,

and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and I'm out here, and don't snore anymore. I know. I did. It's one of the things I lost with all the weight. I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really,

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I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, I really, went to the living room and I still couldn't fall asleep in the fucking living room I swear to God the paintings on the wall were like As the story was going on. I'll be honest. We were we shared room at packs and I didn't notice it I mean I was I passed out like Bernie said I lost a lot of weight and I don't snore nearly as much It's one of the things like sleep. I was also extremely intoxicated every night But Jack actually kicked my ass every time we had a weight loss contest, Jack kicked my ass. But somehow I just like,

somehow I just lost a lot more. I guess when we stopped, you stopped. We had to get, we had to, we had to think. We had an email, we said we're gonna have a fitness contest. Here's the date for a fitness contest. You can hear it. I want it. Because we didn't have it. We didn't. We didn't hold it.

Okay. Did you hold it? Did you have it? Can I hold Because we didn't have it. We didn't. Because we didn't hold it. Did you hold it? Did you have it? Can I hold it? Did we have a fitness contest? No, Joel, I knocked on the bathroom door and went in and had it. I didn't hold it.

I didn't hold it. Joel's happiest can be, right? Because Joel, nothing that Joel's happy about is that Joel feels good. Yes. Because Joel has a shitty stomach, and he wouldn't take care of it for a long time. Shitty stomach.

And you had, here's why we didn't have the fitness contest. Because Brandon in the middle of summer was sick and then we went to rehab it again, 95 days later or whatever. Brandon was sick again with that same cough. So that we, I really got concerned about Brandon. We postponed something and then had to postpone it again because of the food. We should have it. I'm not mad at the tagging.

I gotta go, I gotta go work on horse today. Okay, I'm gonna mad at the tagging. I gotta go. I gotta work on horse today. So okay. I'm gonna start it with the light crew and now everyone's just fucking swinging on. Matt come tell the story. Where were we when we had to crash on Joel's floor and he had to race me back to the room to fall asleep before I did. We we we've already talked about this right. What was it?

Yeah. Yeah. That was Seattle. That was that was we've already talked about. We've already talked about this. Do you know that Bernie remember you were sleeping through this humor when Bernie stormed in to the bathroom now is in that Take a shower. So what you can remember this stormed into the bathroom in the morning Bernie was like in at the same place in Seattle In the bathroom Yeah, that did happen. Yeah, but wait.

Is that a weird thing to storm into the bathroom when somebody's using it? It's slightly weird. The fact that you wanted to stay in here and have to discover he was using the bathroom. That was the weird part. Just barging in and going, oops, sorry, you back out. That's your dough with that. But once you get that, you're backing out. You never know. You're kind of that point of you backed out. Then you can understand it. But he said, He said, I'm sorry, I'm backing out. He never mind. If you had kind of that point of you backed out, then you can understand it. But he like got in there,

and there's like, holy shit, Joel seems to be back there, well I guess I'm lying, I got in here, this is cool. He went, you had to hang out.

Joel, I started calling some people and inviting him over. Not Joel is using that through. He was on, he had just gotten an iPhone video chat. And he was like, hey, check it out everybody. Look where I am.

Joel's in the shower. It's quarter-unquote, FaceTime. The important thing is, was, did Bernie do a number one or number two? Come on. What do we savage is? Yeah. Because there's a difference.

You don't poop all of hands in the shower. Joel's saying a number two. Joel is the one that she is. Apparently you were. We pooped everywhere. Come on, come on. It was, it was upperdec. Number four. You were everywhere You gotta be kidding me right? No, I do remember it You know why you know why you know I

But he didn't get good sleep that night because he didn't get me oxygen Apparently he can't breathe through his nose. Couldn't breathe through my nose. Back in the day. You gotta figure it out now. No, I know you guys are losing weight. You're nose was stuffed up with gummy bears. But I was your girl. I had to eat like that with the two of them there.

I went to a dentist. So we got to the mini bar. I ate a pound of gummy bears. Jesus. I don't know why they called me. I wonder yet she's the toilet. I don't know. I don't know. Here it to me yet. She's the Here bow oh no double rain

What does a bear shit in the woods You guys are bait you guys are not men you guys are babies true The bathroom with another man's in there you're a baby Get out of here baby I'll poop in front of you right now You know you say a little nicer I'd have to pay for the call We have some drone lines of what determined the manhood From here on out pooping in front of another man I'm going along with the funny story I did not

I don't have direct evidence You were next to me you were put away from me with a piece of glass in between us and you So he left you a note in the fog The manager I might have done that Thanks for sharing Joel Exactly, oh He's caring, and less like a present The best part is I imagine Joel

Cowering in the face Yeah, he was like this The reason I heard this You just say I feel so much lighter when you came out Oh, I don't know No seriousness Separate rooms on Australia I feel so much lighter when you came out. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, horrible entrance, but he was asking about it because Michael the other day decided to eat a boot jolokia pepper. When you put that up, make sure Bernie is around. I already did, Joel.

Yeah, that was last one. That was last one. Last one. Why don't I know how long this is? Joel doesn't know what pooping is apparently. Unless it's established that. That's not a monthly thing. Did you hurt?

Did you hurt? You're not a snake hurt. You're not an updoork. It didn't hurt. No, it wasn't hurting. It didn't hurt you. It didn't hurt. It didn't hurt. No, it wasn't hurting. It didn't hurt you. It didn't hurt. So a boot gelokia is the hottest pepper.

It didn't bother him at all. Why, yes, can he? I don't want confirmation. I don't take this hour. I'm so scared. He's out of his senses clearly. He said it didn't bother him at all. It didn't bother him.

It bothered my stomach. Let me tell you something. This dude's a man. This dude took that pepper. He ate that pepper and swallowed the whole pepper something this dude's a man this dude took that pepper He ate that pepper and swallowed the whole pepper. So that's a man definition number two. Yeah, and then imagine if I did it All was pooping in front of everyone No, I didn't just say I'm gonna eat it Bernie came in with it and he's like about this pepper Who's gonna eat it knows like I'll do it miles get it to you walked into my office and was like if I put something in your hands

Right now will you eat it without asking any questions? And I said absolutely You heard the zipper sound and it was over yeah At least let me take a shower for yeah, it's it's like quick guys getting the shower and talk about gold and D.Y.Y. I told you know what that is It's just important I Can't I can't believe you're still on this earth for me to net good

I thought in the ghost chili the ghost pepper would turn you into a ghost. I don't know why everyone was typing it up so much. I was just like, it's a million times as hot and we're also asking him. What's the hottest you've ever eaten? He's like, oh, medium or hot sauce. I mean, I really don't know. It's like you told me that you hadn't eaten anything. You couldn't eat a Wendy's. Yeah, I hear it going.

I can't eat a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich because it's too hot. Wait, let me just, now having gone through what you went through eating that pepper, would you eat it again? It depends the situation. I think I should- This is the situation. I wouldn't eat it like- I'm hungry. So I think next time-

No, I think- No, I mean, wouldn't you- What are you talking about? Yeah. I'm like, I don't want a pepper on my sandwich. I wouldn't eat it. If it was like, we're gonna film it and it's gonna be fine. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. We're gonna go back to the hotel late and then- I didn't eat it. I didn't eat it if it was like we're gonna film it and it's gonna get back to the hotel I didn't eat any mini bar only had ghost pepper. Do you know eating or

Puping is you know I was not jogging all day. I want a glass of whiskey You just smaller what that you just swallowed it. No, I chewed it. Oh, you did you know I chewed it thoroughly I wouldn't say thoroughly you gave it a good chopper to you and then no it was a couple there's video I want to be clear. I want to be clear. I like Taking things away from you and stealing moments of your life. I'm not taking this away from you. Okay, you fucking kick ass Dude he ate a fucking boot like a champ chop chop down it goes. So you were sick all weekend. Yes, was it was a pepper? No, no I was very Amy like 50 times

But you're I So I tried such a guilty come no, I like I'm at home. There's a destroy any germs you have in your body no germ No, no, I was sick like that morning. That's why like I started getting a cold before the pepper What is the benefit of this? I should have eaten too. It does nothing for you. It like gives you should have eaten too Hey, Gus. Yeah is Adam here today? Yes, I'm gonna try to say Adam and cuz he grows these things Okay, and he can tell you the horrible process you have to why would anyone grow these? So stupid see for me can eat them the scariest thing about this peppers is okay

He's down with the back on the back of the box for the chili pepper. It says do not give to children It's this do not do not touch children do not touch children Yeah, do not give to children. Do not touch children. Do not touch children. Do not touch with your bare hands. It's not that good. What are some of the papers you can't, if it comes in contact with your skin, it like burns, right? Yeah.

Is that how it's called? It's not that you would happen to my brother-in-law? No. This is how smart my family is. So my brother-in-law is a cook. And he was cooking for my sister at some point, making her dinner. And he's chopping away in the kitchen. And after a couple of minutes my sister hears, and she thinks, oh my God, my boyfriend,

fiance at the time, just cut off his fingers or something while he's chopping. And she runs in there and he like High tails it out of the kitchen and runs into the bathroom and he's like taking off his pants and Like grabs the shower head and like spraying himself, you know below the waist and she's like what is going on? He had been chopping hot peppers Got in the oils and hot peppers on his hand and then scratched himself So wait while he was cooking for my sister There's a lot there's that's a lot he deserved it

You haven't eaten any of his dishes lately. I have you it's like that episode of science We're gonna cook your dinner specially Yeah, like like this is a bathroom. I did that with a contact lens once You know where I rub the thing and I got that was horrible. You're gonna take your balls. Oh god So we have joining us for the first time here at him Adam takes care of the website Hello, he's taken that job from me sucker So burn in the air Yeah, he wrestled it away from me and Google. So Bernie asked Adam to come in here because Adam actually grows Jalokia and other peppers.

I gotta go, but Adam stopped growing those. Okay, no. See you, Joel. We didn't even get to talk about this stuff. One to talk about. Alright, so anyway, Joel's I don't know. We didn't even get to talk about this stuff. What did I talk about? All right. All right. So anyway, Joel's going to get to trade some stocks.

He's going to dump them all for gold. So Bernie asked you to come in because you grow them. And apparently, it's like an awful process to get these evil things to grow. Yeah, the Bujulokis themselves are actually pretty difficult. They are the most temperamental thing that I've ever grown on a semi-regular basis. The boot, butchalook is themselves at least to make them really hot. They require a lot of heat ironically in in the setup that you're that you're growing them in. So it's like you mean like temperature heat like they've grown in a light environment. They have to be grown in a very

very hot environment on top of just, you know, being very different. Get the piss on them every day. Get a pocket with a stick for 30 minutes. No, that'll probably just make them die. But so, did you wear gloves when you're like dealing with them on any level? Like seeds? No, seeds, laying in there. Yeah, because you can get the oil on your hands and that's...

That's right right there. Yeah, you're just done. You're done. That's not... No, not all scratching after that. That... No, that would be... You said white.

You didn't want to add a white that. Yeah, at least before washing your hands. So, the setup that I have is actually... So when I was a kid I used to have pet lizards and stuff like that. So one of, so I had a terrarium setup that, you know, had heat lamps and all that kind of good stuff. And eventually, you know, my lizards died. And I changed it. You were feeding them hot peppers The no, they just died. Wow, that's all that happened.

That's all that happened. Wow. Too bad they weren't frogs, I'd say they croaked. I thought I was trying to do a way to work it in, but I couldn't. Anyway, so my particular setup, I actually have, you know, I have a layer of the soil and underneath the soil, I actually have a heat rock. A heat rock. A heat rock. A heat rock and it's something that you typically have

for lizards in a terrarium. They lay on it. They lay on it because it's just a little rock that you plug into the wall and it gets really hot. So you buried this? I buried the heat rock. A lot of other places, they'll have a heated pad or something down there.

Well, at the time I was poor. So it was just like, well, I have this heat rock. I'm going to use this. And so I have buried this heat rock underneath the soil. And this is all in a tank, you know, when they're really small, it's entirely too difficult to get them to seed. So typically you'll actually like transplant or I transplant them like three times before they actually start even showing, you know, before they get too tall. And so you bury the heat rock and it's one of those things that you have to keep it like

in a perfect temperature, like it's got to be in within like 10 degrees and you got to watch it like every day. If you water too much, they die. If you water not enough, they die. It's just, it's enough they die it it's just It's a setup that like it's almost a science experiment. So God things to grow God does not want God has tried to kill these things and for some reason we Hitting heat rock is like below it to it's like the fires of hell

creeping up the through the soil into the power these things and. And it's actually been proven that the hotter you have the soil, the hotter the peppers are really when they're fully grown. So like when if you have a poor growth environment, you'll get like crappy peppers that aren't as hot and then you can get some people who are really, really good and have a really good setup and they're like the fucking hottest things in the world. So you told us about another pepper as well. That idea existed. Yeah, I think you're right. I just got the scorpion.

It's a true, and I can't remember the full name, but it was like three or four months ago, the Trinidad Scorpion, something pepper, and you'll have to look it up. The Trinidad Scorpion ball kicker. Yeah. Yeah. It is officially broken the record for the hottest pepper in the world. The point is it's not a pepper. It's a scorpion.

It's getting close. It's like they put a scorpion in your hamburger and you eat it. It's actually 50% hotter than the boot jello. I mean, it's 1.5 million scoville. And this for reference, I think, Mace or Pepper Spray is 700,000 Scoville. Well, I'm pretty sure standard pepper, like if you were to go to the store

and buy like your own Pepper Spray kit because you're afraid of rapists, like that would be in the ballpark of 700, it's like a wagerie, Michael. But like US military grade Pepper Spray is like higher than that, but they grow the pepper spray and a jalapeno is what like a thousand? Well a jalapeno can vary I mean bad jalapenos are about a thousand they've been recorded to be all the way up to like 8000 I think even like but yeah yeah the jalapeno is a pussy., the guy who invented or cross-bred or genetically engineered or made it packed

with the devil to make the scorpion pepper killer tongue stabber, whatever the name of that pepper is, is he in jail? Can we have him arrested? Isn't it illegal to use the ghost chile in most countries? I'm not sure as to which countries or anything like that, but I know a lot of people have actually... There's been stories, and it's on the internet, so who really knows. But of waiters having douchebag people there. And they'll be like, oh, I want some hot sauce, and they'll go get like, you know, some, some ultra-dass or, or, you know, vicious vipers, you know, the top tier of the hot sauces. And be like,

oh, yeah, use this. It's like Tabasco sauce. And you know they'll put it on their food and then almost die eating this. And there's been several people who have like pressed charges and those people have went to jail for assault. Yeah. Like that because of giving hot sauce their way to hot. Hey, no one forced you to do it. It's our video. Oh my stomach. We're in this conversation, so it's just like climbing. Do you remember when we went to Dixies a few years ago? We took, we're going to take the barbecue with us to go. And we tried to get Jean Portard to put some of the man

all over the barbecue. He's like, no, I don't do that. Yeah. It's quite nice, because I don't want you giving this to someone. No way, I'm worried. And so badly. And so badly. I want to try the man. Is there any way that you can get the man now that he's gone?

Is there, like, his family still salad and a model? I think they still make it at the restaurant. Oh, I thought the restaurant was closed. That's what I thought to someone told me they're still open. I don't know what the status of the restaurant is. OK, well, somebody, not the kind of business that has a good web presence. Yeah, somebody in Seattle, let us know what's going on with that. I'm yes, that's that's sad, man.

That was like our like, you know, like favorite place to go when we went up there. And it was like we were we would always get like so psyched about going up there because you had to like to eat, you know, super hot stuff. You kind of have to psych yourself up. It's kind of it's kind of fun. I can see why people get addicted to doing it because there's kind of like, you know, the high of the anticipation and then the high of like the endorphins or whatever, whatever it is that kicks in. Yeah. When you buy, what is that? Is that is it endorphins? Sure. I'm not a doctor. I'm sure it is. No idea. It's a rush though.

I mean, yeah, you know, I can contest to the fact that, you know, eating something ridiculously hot. It gives you a rush. You get all that. And you know eating something ridiculously hot it gives you a rush Even if you try that in a journal rush you get you get all that and you know It's it's almost like a thrill seeker at Dixie's though They would try to kind of ice you out though. They try to make you get scared because they wouldn't the line We're so slow dude the line would move so slow and it was such a laborious process to get your food and then to get seated and everything like I know we've talked about it before, but I've got to repeat it. Like, we've gone there and like, I've been waiting, like, in front of the register to pay,

because the person at the register is on the phone with the pharmacy, we're filling their prescriptions, and you stand there with your food for like 15 minutes. What she argues with the pharmacy, and you don't complain a bit. No. You just wait. Or else you're out of there. You just wait and then when she's done with the pharmacy, okay, I'll pay for what I'm doing now. I'll go sit my food now. I'll go sit down. Interesting place.

Interesting people. Hope it's still around. But we have, I'm gonna forget, so I'm gonna say it now. We have New York Comic Con this weekend. Woo! So if you're this week, I guess it starts Thursday, it goes through Sunday. Yeah.

We're gonna be in booth 1720. When you'll be there? I'll be there. So one Michael. And A.R.A.. I'll be there. So one Michael a raise quiz I'll be there Chris Chris and Barbara. What how do people know Chris? Chris from the shorts you guys know Creepwood shorts. Mark Zuckerberg in the it's right in the Google plus versus Facebook Scared and he was also that is breakout role

That are the captain America Atari kid Atari kid. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Anytime we needed a stand-in for Joel. Right. Chris looks enough like Joel that we can always use him. He was the bartender and noted to death who looked like Joel.

They returned around. Yeah. You think it's going to be Joel and then it's Chris. Yeah. And then Barbara aka Blondie. Barbara aka Blondie. Yeah. So that should be fun.

I have not been to the New York Comic Con. This is the first time Rooster Teeth is exhibiting at New York Comic Con. And I'm told it's it's gonna be kind of big looking forward to it. Yeah, is it the Jacob Javits Center? Yeah, it's the Javits Center. Which I realized the other day is where they had Macworld 99 where they unveiled Halo for the first time. No way, really. Yeah. That's cool. Is that the Javits Center?

How many times have you seen that video? Oh, I see it so many times. We, you know, when Steve Jobs passed away last week, I looked that video up. So I remember watching it and at the bottom, you know, it was like the official Macworld stream. It was like Jacob Javits Center. It was like, holy shit, that's where I'm going to be, you know. We should like two weeks. We should find out where he was standing at that moment and like steal something.

Well yeah it's crazy to think that that's how Halo was debuted and that's how people saw for the first time. I remember back then like watching that trailer over and over. I mean so excited about that game back in 99 in 2004 it came out. Yeah me too. And it was actually debuted at Mac World. Yeah, because they were I'm Mac. They were a Mac only game company. Bungie was. Yeah. And Matt Apple was making a bit of a gaming push at the time talking about OpenGL and how you can develop games for the Mac. And so as part of that, they brought Bungia to show Halo and those first time to pull it. What was the name of that

Mac gaming platform that never took off? It was like, pin-in or puff-in or something like that. You remember when talking about it? Puffin sounds familiar. It was something like that. And I was wondering the other day if it was part of the whole, you know, starting to have Halo and then it didn't think

or if it was prior to that. I don't know, but it's so weird that, you know, they had these failed attempts to kind of bring Gaming onto either the Mac platform or the Apple you know prior to Mac platform and now The iPhone or iPad is pretty much it's one of the dominant gaming platforms. Yeah, it's a really weird Yeah, I mean it was it was almost a Trojan horse when it comes to gaming like I feel like yeah Apple really didn't push the gaming side of that for a long time I mean I think iPhones and iPod touches were up for at least a year or two before they finally

Started embracing games and having commercials with games and pushing it as a feature Well, they probably just looked at the number of gaming apps in the app store and said oh there's something going on here You know and they didn't yet you really have to do anything to push it. It just, you know, sprung it by itself. Well, what I think what everyone learned is that people have a lot of free time sitting on the toilet. 99 cents is a small price to pay for that time pass. I didn't know there's something creepy about that for me. Still, when I get an aim or a text or something from Jeff, and I'm like, I would get up and I want to talk to him about him.

I'm like, where is he? And he's like, oh, I hear aim text or something from Jeff and I'm like I would get up and I want to talk to him about him like we're see it's like oh I hear aim text sounds coming from the toilet that game things actually reminds me just yesterday I saw that video that you made like a million years ago I tweeted it I don't know if you saw you told them the the first time you'd seen it I think I've seen it a long time ago but I forgot about it yeah shit knew that was nine years ago. It's a long time ago. God, I think I remember watching that in middle school.

I got, that video is the reason. I got recognized in public for the first time ever because of that video is before we started Rooster Teeth. Like, we made that video or whatever. And I went up to Fries with Jeff and these two high school kids were like, oh, we just saw your video. We burn it on CDs and we pass it out around our computer club. It's so funny Can I wait for me to keep it funny that it's like that was When we made the video that was how you saw it you burned it on a CD and you handed CD to somebody right you know

Once the last time anybody handed you a CD of Something that was burned to watch something I remember when I was in college before that event middle school. Yeah, when I was in college before, you know, the internet took off, like people would hand each other VHS tapes. Oh, yeah. Funny stuff that they had seen. Like the Reverend Tutentilton, remember that? I remember.

That was like the VHS stuff that everybody was handing around to each other. Those are like the South Park stuff's got. And now you wouldn't even know where I was like, Yeah, exactly. And you wouldn't even like stop on that on YouTube now, you know? Yeah, I think the only VHS that I like and I'm a bit younger than, you know, you guys. So we're trying to say that. That keep keeping those peppers.

We'll see how fast she grows. The only VHS I actually remember owning is like the original Jurassic Park and that is it. Everything else passed that I've had on DVD. You bet you had a lot of beta tapes for sure. Oh yeah. I was the one thing. Did you ever own a beta map? No, some of the people in my fan, my uncle had a beta and it was one of those things like, you know, wow, we just got a beta max.

It's awesome. But you know, we never had one. That was like too expensive for our house when one of my neighbors owned one and I remember being young and like looking at it and not understanding that it was a beta I was like god those vcr tapes are shaped as weird. Yeah, it's just small and like it doesn't say long size You know it doesn't say t120 on it. It's just t 170 or whatever It was like that's so weird we had one in our house you had a beta. Yeah, my father had one shit Did he used to watch stuff on it before you were born. Yeah, he watched stuff on it after I was born He'd like record any like like like those they have like the Sunday movies on the WB or whatever

Right, and it'd be like now we returned to the Sunday movie the Gremlins I'm like, oh, like shit. We're on tape. You know like record that and that's like all the movies he had you know I was watching The Simpsons the other day a rerun of the Simpsons and it was like their hundred thirty eighth episode or something and it was a hundred and thirty eighth episode Yeah, what was that? How did they have to be like 250 or something now? No, they're way beyond that They just we knew through season 25 and I think oh they did yeah, and at the end of season 25 will be episode 559 So Simpsons is still on the yeah, they still have stuff to do yeah, because I think like passed a certain point They're just like oh, yeah, we did this in season four.

So what we're gonna do is, the great thing about the Simpsons is that, they already gave family guy all their jokes. So now they can just recycle the jokes back from family guy and they seem fresh again. But in watching this episode, it was a clip show. And they had Troy McCluer was hosting it. That's how all the September,

the whole show. So he's hosting and he says, you know, we're going to show you never before scenes and outtakes and whatever. So get your VCRs ready and record it because we'll never show it again. It's like, wow, how old are the simpsons? Yeah, that's crazy.

I thought that wasn't going to get renewed because all the actors were like, it was the last minute deal. They managed to work shit out. They've reviewed, they've reviewed it through season 25, but the press release, I read, made it seem like that was it, like they weren't gonna bother renewing it after that. Interesting.

So, so, so Michael, see, learn from this, you know. Don't just don't demand more money, you know. If they happy with where you are, just keep going. Simons have been on the air for 22 years. 22? Yeah, they debuted in December of 89. Wow. That's crazy. That's okay. I remember, like I grew up in a really small time. I know I could play it about it all the time. Like, the town I grew up in was so small that from the Simpsons debut, we didn't have Fox. We didn't get Fox till like season four of the Simpsons I think. Wow. Does that count to Tracy Omen years?

No, that's pure. It's a year. How long did they enter Tracy Omen? Tracy Omen was three years. Three years. It was 86 to 89 and then 89 is when they got their own show. Wow. And hopefully Red versus Blue will go even longer.

We'll end up on the Tracy Omen show at the end. That's going to happen to us at the end. It's like a Florida won't take us in Tracy Omen. You've got a couple of episodes on my show. That's gonna have no sit the end. It's like a Florida man. I'll take us and Tracy Alman make you for a couple of sets of my show. That's fine. She'll be 90 by then. Yeah. It's not 90 now.

All right. Well, let's wrap this shit up. Because we gotta go get some ghosts. We gotta go get out of plane and go to New York, how's it going? Yeah, Gus and I are gonna have so much. See you soon, you're a Comic Con. If you live on the other side of the world,

go see Bernie and Joel at Armageddon in Melbourne in Auckland and then go see me in London at MCM later this month with special guest. Oh, and you're gonna be there by Possibly. We'll see if I can who knows you might Matt might be there I have trouble on international trips for some reason. Sometimes my passport doesn't work. Oh, right. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah Sorry for another day. All right. thanks for listening. Bye-bye. Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trempit hosts.

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