Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #136

Episode Date: October 19, 2011

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He's a friend of yours, right? Yes, yes. I actually stayed in a room with him in your comic-con. Really? So you got a really good friend. Fuck yeah. We got Michael right there talking telling this wonderful story about so many good stories. And we got Chris for the first time ever. And another podcast. Chris has been working with us for about a year now finally graduated up to the podcast

I'm a big boy a big boy now Chris was Chris has been a lot of our shorts you were Captain America before the dick shrinking in the Captain America short and I brought you guys in here and we have two empty spots because I'm hoping that Brandon comes down and joins us later and he has support he says he has someone who's gonna back him up on this whole South Pole Magnet thing I just still knowing he's been arguing about it like almost every day for a week. Yeah, how was that like two weeks ago? I can't believe the amount of email and conversation that this is actually generated I feel like people and New York Comic Con and

email and conversation that this is actually generated. I feel like people, and New York Comic Con, and people, and New York Comic Con, have people were constantly talking about it, and I've been getting constant emails and tweets about it since this episode aired, and it's like split 50, 50 down the middle. Have people say Brandon's right, and have people say Brandon's wrong.

So it's the dumbest conversation that's gone on for the longest amount of time I think ever in my life. It's so fucking retarded. And I love people like experts try to weigh in on it. I had someone, someone contact me, you know claiming that Brandon was right and that he was an expert, but he couldn't spell museum correctly. He spelled it in US. He didn't say they were a, they worked at a museum. Yeah. So it's like, that's like, that's the company Brandon has.

So I feel pretty good about my position. The 12 year old pretending to work at a museum. Yeah. So I brought you guys in here so I wanted to talk about New York Comic Con. We just wrapped that up. Yeah. Got back from that.

It was incredibly long, four days. Yes it was. But we survived. We did a great job. This was your first event ever. Yeah, Chris. What, what, like were you not expecting? What was the thing that surprised you most being there? How busy it was. Yeah. Yeah. It was it was fucking crazy. Yeah people everywhere.

It's your first time I went to a convention in general. Yeah. Yeah. Were there any like before you went to the event were there any costumes you were expecting to see or you were like excited to see or anything? to the event, were there any costumes you were expecting to see or you were like excited to see or anything? Big people in Spandex. We definitely saw plenty of that. We definitely saw that. I saw this at this event, I feel like I saw more dicks than normal. There were like lots of dudes wearing like super tight tights with no wonder wear and I saw,

wasn't there a girl with a dick? There was a girl from light of had a digital voice. I didn't seem big enough to be a dick but there was saw, wasn't there a girl with a dick? There was a girl from light have had a dick. I don't, I didn't seem big enough to be a dick but there was some definitely something in there. Some sort of growth. Yeah, either some sort of growth or frontal turd or there was definitely something in there. I think my favorite costume I saw was like, it was on like Friday or Saturday, I was

in the restroom and some big fat dude who walks the dresses Batman. He was like way too short and like his cape was dragging across the floor of the next restroom. Gross. Um, my favorite, like I've never seen this before but I got the couple of guys came by our booth. I think they were guys. They were dressed up as the Yipps from Sesame Street. Yes. I thought those costumes were really good I never seen that before. I saw a couple dressed as a Han Solo and an Ewok. I didn't know they were a good couple. Apparently they were romantically linked. But they were they were I actually bought a couple of things at this event

I feel like I never do. They someone was selling what they call plush stashes or plush stash. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like a big plush mustache. You can wrap around your head. If you want a fucking suffocate, the one designed problem is you can no longer breathe through your nose once you're wearing it. You can't breathe through your nose and your face just gets like it's a 20 degrees warmer in like two seconds. Those things are incredibly uncomfortable. But they look great. How much were they? They were like 10 bucks each. Geez. It's not bad. It's a thing I didn't pay for. Yeah. You're welcome. It was a team building exercise. It was. I wanted everyone to feel like we're just gustball one for each of us and they all on matching colors. It's very nice. Well colors to match your hair. Yeah. To match your hair. Yes.

A perfectly colored. Yes. Speed of which. So at the event, it was a three of us in Barbara, who's a blondie on the website, you know, one of our community members. And people who came up to the booth kept confusing her with every other woman that we work with. Like a bunch of people thought she was Kathleen who does the voice attacks. And a bunch of people thought she was Kara who's, you know, our receptionist and who has been on the podcast before. And in fact, a couple of guys brought ice cream to the booth asking if she could knock it

out of their hands because we said, Kara does that. were like oh no that's not caro they're like oh they don't like really sad they were like what but she'll still knock the ice cream out of your hands if you want they were like no not the same they're like walk the whale sad and the chick to that was really funny one one guy came to the booth and he was like he was like some dude some like short fat dude he was probably like in his 50s and he was like I don't know what the fuck he was doing in a comic-con he looked like like a like a business man but oh you're talking about a creeper yep creeper got a

creeper so he comes up to the booth right and uh Barbara was sitting down yeah Barbara was sitting down and he had to get one of those like little roly back Hey, yeah, he was rolling on the ground. He just stops at the booth and he's like If you're gonna have a pretty girl at the booth she can't be wearing that much clothes or something like that, right? Yeah, yeah, we thought we thought he was kidding We thought he was joking and and we're like what and she's like oh, he's like no, I don't know I said you gotta show more skin than that You gotta have him at least up to your size.

Right, he's like, you gotta, at least you're just size. And then you gotta, you can't be, you gotta show some mid-ref. Right, and belly button. And Vibre's like, oh, well, these guys are booth babes, like still trying to joke around. Right, I tried to defuse the story.

And they got, they just like, I looks at us and he's like, no, no, no. That idea. And then he goes in some fucking retarded story about ice cream where he's like I forget exactly what it was In my day I used to work for a company that made ice cream right it's like hogging dogs better than hogging dogs You're hogging dogs get nothing on this. This is fucking some German ice cream. Oh man The booth bids we had yeah, he's like we got Swedish models and it was skirts all the way up to here And it's like the skirts like apparently stopped like above their stomach

Yeah, and he's like we're so more fucking ice cream than you believe and it's just like all right And then it's like awkward silence. He goes so how y'all doing? Yeah, and we're like and then walked away Like all right at one point when he started talking about the ice cream, I was like, I literally just like put my head down. I stared at the floor and I said, I'm like, what the fuck? And he's just like trying not to,

like tell us how to fuck off. And then he's like, all right, see ya. And he just walks off. And as soon as he turns around, Barbara gives him both middle fingers. And she's like, fuck a piece of shit. Good lord. It's always amazing that people run into at those events.

Dentsom other guy was, he thought Barbara was Kathleen, but he didn't say Kathleen. He fucked up the name and then, and then he started, he's like, he's like, you know, she plays Rex. Oh yeah, we're done about that. And you're like, Rex, who the fuck is Rex? And you're like, you mean text? He's like, oh yeah, how come text doesn't have any lines? You're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

She talks all the time. I was just like, well then he left. And then his friend came back over and I was like, I gotta apologize for my friend. I know that you play sister. Okay. He's like, nope. Oh my god, it's awesome.

What a jerk. So I got the on top of meeting everyone. All these interesting fascinating people. I also got to sit in and be part of the Halo Waypoint panel. Or actually I think technically it was the Halo anniversary discussion panel. I had to wear a sign around my net hobo. From wearing a cardboard sign. You'd be surprised how I had that sign around my neck. You know, I didn't have like information about the panel and where it was and what time it was. You'd be surprised how many people came up to me trying to give me a hug, thinking it was a free hug sign.

They're like, no, no, no, read the sign, read the sign. The fuck in touch with me. Something I was talking to you, he's looking right at you. You had the sign on and it was a pretty big, big letter. It's a big sign, yeah. He's looking at you and he's like, so you're going to be on the Halo panel. And you're like, I look down at it. Just look down and you look back at him. And he's like, oh, okay. Where's it at? Yeah. Yeah. That just picked it up. And I was like, just showed it to him. But that was pretty cool. They showed off some of the new features for

Halo Anniversary Edition. I guess they announced all the connect features that they're going to have for anniversary. They showed a new map, which was high noon, which is a remake of Hangum High. I think, I forget. Like that map's been remade a couple of times. It was awesome. One D1 pistols only. I don't know if they... someone asked if they're gonna have a 1v1 hopper and they did not answer that. I don't know, that's just like the best like internet throwdown. Like the people would always say that. When Halo 1 was out, you know, it was like hang them high was like the map, you know, in the pistols you're doing like two shots.

So people would always say that. So like now like 10 years later, we'll be online and someone will be talking about much better. They are the me. I'm like, fucking 1v1, hang bitch. Let's do it. There's like what it's like a duel It's like fucking pistols and gone. Yeah We'll spawn under the little outhang fucking 10 paces and shoot Now, but we we played I had a chance I went up to a certain affinity I played that map with Jack a couple weeks ago, and I think

Chief of hundreds are you putting out or Chief of Hunter's making some walkthroughs for those maps. Yeah. Some flybys and such. That Gus may have provided his voice for several of. Yeah. I don't know when those are coming out, but they should be out pretty soon. I assume before the game comes out, which is like in three weeks. Get to work, Jack. Yeah, Jack needs to get to work. That's why he's not here. He's in the middle of doing some horse stuff, which I don't want to give away yet. Has that started yet? Yeah, last week.

Oh, really? I've been out of town. I haven't had a chance to catch up on anything, which was the last week one. I think last week was, I think it was a joke. No, that was the one that was released last week. Yes. Okay, cool. Who won?

Joe. Oh, okay. Haven't had a chance to catch up. I just lied carry one what the hell is it? He did he won five to three. That's right and Joel cursed at him and told him that he better fucking win the entire dormitory Oh, I think I heard about that. I think I heard when they were filming that one Joel He he doesn't curse that much at all and like like, like two weeks ago, he started saying, he'd be like, oh shit. Oh, it was during the,

it was during the, one of the fly by maps he was doing commentary with Jack. And he said like shit or something like that. And he's like, I need to stop cussing. I cuss too much. I'm like, you need to curse more. Curse more. He's like, no, no, no. And then he went on this kick where like I heard him say

like five times, like a week, like every time he would curse, so I need to stop cussing. he said it in last week's podcast when he came in oh right Yeah, and I'm like no you need to curse more so then he does that that fucking horse game He's doing the commentary with Kerry and He curses a couple times and then he's like I got to stop no more cursing for me And then like the whole second half of of horse he must say like fuck like 40 times like the whole second half of horse he must say like fuck like 40 times right he's like fuck you this fucking bullshit fucking bullshit fuck you carry you fucking piece of shit you better fucking win you're gonna fucking win and like

right after it ended I'm like hey Joel you're like like not cursing campaign is really kind of like taking a dive and he's like I've decided I'm only gonna curse in achieving hundred videos from now on oh what's going on that works for me you saving he's saving it for the big guns Yeah, exactly. He jolt the weirdo He's he's a fucking bizarre guy. Yeah, I was gonna continue, but I think I might just stop there But no, he like sometimes I'll be on the podcast He's like, I don't know. I shouldn't be on the podcast anymore. I say things that I shouldn't say like fuck it

Just say it. That's why everybody loves him. Don't live a life regret talk. Talk about putting a snake in a pool. You walked in last week And he's first thing you said he walked down and looked at me and said, Huzzure butthole That was his entrance Well, he didn't say asshole. No, so see he was telling it down, right So guess where were you the last night of New York? The last night at New York who went to dinner. Oh, yeah, we went to dinner I went back to the hotel and then I went out to a sports bar Had two beers and I went back and went to sleep

You missed out not Chris what happened Sunday night was a debacle where we were done before we were done with the con just before we get to this Okay, I've got a crystal. I want to tell all right. Let's do it. I love I've never really hung out with Chris very much And we went out a couple of times, you know at New York Comic Con had dinner I love the way you order drinks. It's like Everyone else you know lines up and they're at the bar at the table. Whatever it's like I'll have a gin and tonic You know vodka and orange juice or whatever and then it gets to Christmas I'll have a...

Hmm. I'm thinking about... It's not that bad. White Russian. Like the first time you did that, you ordered that white Russian. I was drinking my drink. I almost did a spit take. I almost did.

My drink out. I was allowed to laugh so bad. And it was also, I don't know if you do it on purpose or what, but it's just so fucking funny. You did that when we got breakfast that one day, and he ordered last and got like, whatever he got, like his eggs, meal, or whatever. And it came with an orange juice. Or it came with the juice.

And he's like, I'll have the carrot juice. And the way it is like, oh, the carrot juice is extra. You, for the free juice, you only get like apple orange, or I could think it was cranberry. And Chris looks at him, he's like, oh like oh okay and then it just like looks back at the table and just like looking at everybody else like that's a big decision and then and then and then he's just looking around and then he goes wait what what he looks back at the guy

carrot juice is already weird enough and then and then like you lost your shit to him back in that same place and we ordered like to go we just walked up to the counter and we all placed our orders and it gets a Chris and he's like fuck ready I'm gonna order this everything's good he's like I want this the guys like oh you can't have that on takeout that's only dining in and Chris is like oh no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And then you guys went back to the hotel and we went drinking after that. I think we just met up with Barbara's brother Steven and his girlfriend jewels I think it was just the five of us. So we're drinking for a while and then we made a friend You made a friend. Yeah, a couple. Yeah, that was after I think they left right? No, no, I think they were still there

They were still there. Yeah, I don't know how we started talking to them. We we were upstairs in the bar And the bar is like right on our own. Okay. Okay. Yeah Yeah. Is that that I was playing a Celtic pub or whatever? Okay. And the bar is like a it's like a restaurant area upstairs. That closes at 12. But the bar downstairs is open till four. So like we were there till 12. And I think the five of us went downstairs and we ended up sitting at a table right across from the bar and these people were sitting at the bar. So I think a conversation just sort of took place where we were all kind of involved in.

It is exactly that most of all. It was just a very douchey guy. Yeah, he was a douchebag. He was like trying to be really impressive. I'm wearing a suit. And I was going to tie. Oh, yeah, I stock markets. Yes.

And then we just were referenced. We were staying pretty close to Times Square. We were like two blocks away. So we're not like we're in the financial district. So he's talking to this girl and we ended up, I don't know, and then me and Michael are like, let's fuck with them. Oh god. So we go up to them and then we start talking and he just

thinks we're like shitheads because we're wearing t-shirts. And a girl cut by the way. Yeah, we're wearing girls. And so he starts talking and he's like, oh so where'd you go to school? And then just trying to, you know, trying to like talk down to everyone. He was like, oh yeah, I'm working in a, I'm working in a he said he was like working for Apple, I'm working in a, I'm working in a, he said he was like, working for Apple, or used to work for Apple, or some sort of that. Yeah, he was like, trying to impress us with his job.

And then like the more we start talking, the more the girls are starting getting annoyed and start talking to us. And she was like, he doesn't really work for Apple. And it's just a best buy. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Yeah. It's not that there's anything wrong with that No, it's just like when you said you're like set your persona as one way and it's like you're I don't know hiding something I yeah, so this girl I mean what what happened to them eventually eventually Were they like married or No, see we didn't really know it first, okay, and so like part of our plan to fuck with them was like, let's, let's like mess with the girl and like trying to like totally cockblock the case.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because he was a douche. So like, but eventually, um, Steven and Jules left. So it was just Chris Barber myself and them. And like, we were kind of fucking with them. We're like, we are involved in the same conversation.

It's kind of, it feels like a group conversation. But like Barber and I are sitting at the table. At that point, Chris is like, fuck it. He was sitting at the bar with them were like we are involved in the same conversation. It kind of feels like a group conversation but like Barbara and I are sitting at the table at that point Chris is like fucking he was sitting at the bar with them just like laying in the door like the whole time and so the only thing is is initially we're just like joking around trying to cock block them the woman started hitting on me and was like rubbing on my leg next to the guy this is really why they standing there right and so he started getting awkward and uncomfortable like oh yeah yeah and so and it was to a point where I felt uncomfortable I felt like a dick because I was cock-blocking so bad So I was like you were you were you were you weren't just like cock-blocking you were like cock intercepting

Yeah, well, I mean it cuz it was one of those things where it's like he I mean I have a girlfriend So I wasn't trying to do anything. We were just messing around. You got to, you know, he was like, okay, well, we should probably head out now. And then, and then I was like, oh, and then I was like, well, let me buy you a drink. So I just wanted to fuck up with him.

And the guy was like, no, no, I've had enough. So I go to the girl, I'm like, oh, do you want a drink? She's like, yeah. So he's like, fuck, wait for another drink. But it got really bad to her point where I was like, okay, I feel bad for this guy. I'm like, I'm gonna try and bring him back together. So I go, I'm like, so So how long have you all been together? And she's like, well We're not together. Some of us can't stop sleeping with other girls

And then and I was like, okay, well, so so what the, what are, I'm still trying to like bring it back together? Because I feel bad at this point. So what are, what are the, you know, what's your favorite thing to do together? And the guy's like, oh, sex. We're really get it sex together. Like, we're just great in bed together. And then the girl goes, well, some of us are great in bed together and then the girl goes Well Some of us are good in bed Jesus, so this is like all Chris and I didn't hear about this to like afterwards because I'm sending the table Not this point so like we're sending the table and Barbara's to my left and there's like an open seat to the right

Dude just walks over and fucking sits down at the table. He felt so bad with the things that she was saying He's like fuck this. I'm out. He was like I can't He was so depressed. He sat down at our table and we're looking at him like Fuck do you want? What's up and like we would try to like he was trying to retaliate in like drive like I don't want to try to do but I did not work So I'm not sure how that ended. Do they eventually leave? I don't know. Chris was mildly intoxicated at this point. Yeah,

because I kept, I was like trying to, I was like, let's do buy more drinks. Chris told me that, that's the most money he spent, like the entire time, which is buying them drinks to fuck with them. Your God. The entire trip. That's the most out of pocket money he spent. So like, at some point, it's just the three of us I don't know whether they left or the guy went and killed himself or not, but Maybe gets a little hazey at some yeah, I was like so drunk at this point and I'm like, I'm fucking drunk I look at Chris and I'm like, I am sober Gone right so

Barber got sick like Friday night or whatever. She got like a cold and like like some sinus stuff away. So this was like Sunday night and the whole week was like exhausting and it was like, it was probably like two or three in the morning at this point. She's like, I don't want to go back to the hotel. I was like, alright let's go. Wow. What an entrance. Look at this guy. Close the door. So um, let's finish this story and we're going to get to you. So, uh, so they, they're like,

yeah, I'm like, oh my God, let's go back and Chris is like, I will go back right after I get done cuking in the bathroom. So he's like in the bathroom like throwing up on the floor. And I said he's only on the floor so he can get closer to the bowl. So I was like, all right, I was like, I'll walk this. I got this. It just let me throw up and go away. Yeah, so I was like, I'll walk Barbara. I got this. It just let me throw it up and go away.

Yeah, so I was like, I'll walk Barbara back and then I'll come back for you. And just across the street. It literally is like a 42nd walk. So she was like, all right, so we walk back to the hotel, go up to your room, she goes to bed. I was like, I'm gonna go back and get Chris. I come back, I go back to the bar, I walk in,

and this dude's like, no, turn around, turn around. I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And the guy just like shoves me out, and I'm like, yeah, I'm meeting somebody in here. He's like no turn around turn around like whoa what the fuck and the guy just like shoves me out And I'm like yeah, I'm meeting somebody in here. He's like yeah, that's great It's like throws me out on the street like we'll fuck because I guess it was a close to closing and they were like not letting anybody else in So I'm like standing there. I'm like god damn it and then there's some there's some dude standing right next to The bar and he's like that's fucked up man. I saw that shit. I'm like I know right and he's like that's fucked up man I saw that shit I'm like I know right and he's like what's up I'm like I don't know what's up he looks like I want to buy some drugs

I was like I was like what and he's like come here I'm like oh how you doing because I'm totally drunk at this plane like what you doing and he's like what's your name I'm like oh Michael I'm Kevin like pleasure to meet you Kevin and like I'm just sitting there having a conversation with a guy and he's like going through all this shitty has like I got this I got this I got this I'm like oh Michael is like I'm Kevin like pleasure to meet you Kevin I'm like I'm just sitting there having a conversation with a guy and he's like going through all this shitty has He's like I got this I got this I'm like mm-hmm interesting interesting and I lean into him like Kevin you got to tell me though Are you a cop? And he's like and he's like no man I'm not a cop my god. All right. It's cool So it's all time I'm like waiting for Chris

I'm hoping he's still in the bar and waiting for him to stumble out because my phone died on Saturday and I don't have his number outside of my phone. So I'm like, I don't know what the fuck he is if he's like somewhere in New York. So I'm just like talking to the sky to pass the time. And then he starts telling me about, there's this adult DVD store across the street that we pass like every day of the convention.

And he's like, he's like, I'm gonna hook you up. I'm gonna hook you up. You go across the street, you tell them Kevin sent you. We got live girls, 18 to 23. We got blacks, whites, Puerto Ricans, anything you want. You tell him Kevin sent you, I'll give you a deal. Like that's a generous offer, Kevin, but I'm waiting to meet someone.

And like as this happens, Chris stumbles out of the bar and it's like right on the corner where like You can like turn right and then cross the street and then you're at the hotel and Chris just goes Boop and disappears around the corner and I'm like fuck. I'm like all right. I gotta go He's like hang on hang on hang on and I was like all right Kevin come on. I really gotta go So he's like I was like I promise you the next time I come back to New York I'm gonna go to the adult DVD store and tell him Kevin sent me and I promise you I'll do that. It's like, oh, I could. Let me give you my number and it takes out a business card Just like a hotel business card and then writes in marker his name and his phone number on it and gives it to me

I'm like, all right, it was a pleasure meeting you so I leave turn to corner Christmas and there and I was like Fuck so I walk back to the hotel and like better be in your fucking room, dude better be in the room because this is the one night We're actually staying together. I go up to the room open the door. He's not in there. I was like shit So I was like well time to wander the streets in the New York looking for Chris So I turn back around go down the elevator walk out the door and Chris comes stumbling from the opposite direction of the bar I'm like where the fuck were you? Did you make like an entire circle around the block? I don't know. I don't know. I'm like where the fuck were you? Did you make like an entire circle around the block? I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, where the fuck were you? I did talk to Kevin though. He goes, I got lost.

I talked to Kevin. I was like, I was talking to you in the right way. The right direction. I was walking by and Kevin's like, hey, you want some cocaine? I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm just trying to find my hotel. Was it like somebody else chasing you? I don't know. Because I was, my thought process was, I'm really drunk? I don't know. Because I was my thought process was I'm really drunk and I don't know where I'm going. I need to not look drunk so I don't get mugged. And so and then I saw someone running towards me and I'm like are they chasing me? I don't know. I start running and

then like oh there's a hotel like I like dart into the hotel and nearly hit Michael because he's walking in the Oh my god And that was sad and I and and Monday he woke up obliterated completely drunk I've got more drunk New York stories from this trip and from previous trips And I've got more stories to tell about the day we left and how you guys barely got on the fucking plane but we Just had Brandon and David step into the room. What's up?

And you know, we've been doing the podcast for a long time now. That's what the 100, there's like episode 100, not 36. And I'm getting a motion right now. I think that we recently had a discussion that has spawned the most emails and the most face-to-face discussions that we've ever had on the podcast. And that is whether or not the South Pole is in Canada. I mean the court, what? That's not in dispute. That's what's in dispute? What's in dispute? I thought that what was in dispute was the classification of North versus South specifically. So how was that different?

I thought you meant specifically if it's in Canada. Oh, you said in the general discussion. I mean, the reason is because it's contextual. Yeah, that's the problem. It's semantics and contextual. So you brought in someone who's going to say one thing, despite the fact that he's wrong. No, what I say is like it's too hasty. It is contextual. However, when you use the term magnetic, you're defining the context. So you're saying what we are going to classify this within respect of the standards when talking about the magnetism of polls. So the link I put in the link dump when we first talked that said magnetic South Pole

on Wikipedia, it said the magnetic South Pole in Antarctica. That's what's wrong. You found a Wikipedia article that proves your point. What did I say this? I found a Wikipedia article. Who the who'd you find? Who's this? Well, I'm David.

I'm an engineering student here at UT. I actually, I can go grab them. I started going into physics textbooks, copying them. I found an engineering student. I will take a physics textbook. And I wrote down, like, this guy's a PhD from Illinois. That's what I like, that's what I like, fucking documentation. It looks here as I can bring. Okay, we're going to talk about this.

Well, I'll have to take a picture of something for the LinkedIn. Okay, so what's the story here? What kind of engineering student? So, I can say civil, I'm going to kick you to the fuck out of here. I'm a aerospace engineering. I have like a license.

I'll accept rocket scientists. I'll accept that. So, he literally launches rockets. That's what I do at U.T. I build and launch rockets. I think we talked about when your project was once a long time ago on the podcast. We may have linked to it. I'll have to pick up the link and I'll put it again in this week's link dump. Yeah, that's an old project, but we need to happen to scrap it because too high government regulations, all that fun stuff.

So my next South Pole, right? It's, my next south pole means it's negative, and that's up in the north. Don't know why. So, magnetic south pole is geographically north. But that doesn't make sense. That's just semantics, though. But, so here it is. Semantic, like, so magnetic south means negative charge,

and that's in the north. But why is south equated to negative? Because that's in the north. But why is South equated to negative? Because that's what it is. This is my assessment, and it seems pretty clear that at some point they said the starting assumption we're going to have is that the North Pole points geographically north. So if you have a magnet, you can call the point that is attracted north, that's the North Pole. When you start at that assumption, you then deduce that the pole it points to is a south pole because a north pole has to be attracted to a south pole.

So when you start at that first assumption, that's when you get the classical education. And I agree with the matrix. I don't like that assumption. But if you were to say that it's arbitrary, therefore I'm wrong, you can't say it's arbitrary, and I'm wrong. You can say it's arbitrary, we can't make this classification, but you can say it's semantics in the arbitrary, but then say it is the North Pole. I see however what you are wrong about Not a pile of minerals in Canada that makes it be Magnetically whatever he is right. I think that was All right, I'm going to accept that there may be another classification, but I will not. I refuse to accept it. Okay. So I'm going to give you an impasse. We see, look, I look South Magnetic Pole.

I'm looking at it. I was never prepared. The other thing is that. The other thing is that. The other thing is that. Oh, I see the difference. Yeah. Whether or not it's magnetic South Pole or South Magnetic Pole. Exactly. The other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the other thing is that the it, is in the great country. However, it is actually moving to Russia at a speed of like 35 miles a year. So you're going to be wrong eventually. I don't think anybody can express that.

Yeah, it's weird. It doesn't move. Look at that. It's pretty significant. It's like the Earth's core. It's all like molten iron. It's a couple degrees every year. And that molten iron is located under Canada.

Oh hell. Until aliens come and move it. So, you know, wasn't there a movie about that the core didn't we have to like send a bomb to the Earth's core in that movie and like restart it? Yeah, like a bunch of nukes or something. Yeah. Was that Kevin's card? Yeah, that's card. Sure it is. You should block out that number and put in like a picture of it or something. It's just a hotel. It's just a hotel car. It was made by with a marker. If anyone wants to call Kevin in New York It's phone number three four seven

So if you need drugs or you're gonna go to the door store. Hey, it's in 44s. Just let tell him Kevin's Right next to the Celtic pub Anyway, so that's interesting. I magnetic South Pole and South magnetic pole a few different things That's what I learned. Yes, I hate to I hate to to think of you as not being as much of an idiot as I thought. I mean, I took physics. Here's the problem. Yes. The people who were supporting you were all invariably idiots.

Like, I had a lot of emails and tweets from people who were like, oh, you know, Brandon's right. I work at a museum in the US. No, that was... Joel has a story about that. There's a kid who called Joel and he just started dialing random extensions and somehow he found one of our extensions. He got to Joel and he started explaining and Joel's like,

no, no, seriously, I gotta go back to work. Okay, okay, just call Brandon, just call Brandon. I gotta go back to work. I mean, you know how Joel is on a good day. And so finally he talked to me and he was just kind of like, I'm calling from the Oklahoma City of a museum geography. The Oklahoma City of New Zealand. It was just like, it was a bunch of words.

It was a bunch of words that put together in no way made any sense. And he's like, I just want to tell you that you're right. And if you could bring me up in the podcast and let them know. Oh shit no no no I'm gonna remove every mention of him now because then he's gonna call back. But I didn't say his name. Yeah but still he knows it. He knows it.

He knows it too. Yeah. He knows. We're going to the city of museum. Yeah. Alright. You know who you are we're never bringing you up again. Oh I should say Joel forted to me because he thought it,

oh, it's just, you know, old woman called to him. Oh, I was just going to have you. He knew what he was doing. He knows that wasn't an older woman. OK, so now that we've settled the discussion, we realize that magnetic South Pole and South magnetic polar two different things. I want to tell a drunk story for New York.

This is the previous time I went to New York, which was like six or seven years ago now. I was there. I think I was at a bar with... I don't remember everyone that was there, but I know Bernie, Jeff and Kathleen were there, and I was there as well. And we stayed till the bar closed. It was like 4 a.m. We walk out of the bar, and there was a dude who had been drinking in the bar

and who was wearing like a camo jacket and camo pants. And we walk out of the bar. We walk into the street. And the dude's kind of like standing and kind of bobbing and weaving on the corner, like not able to stand up straight. And then all of a sudden, he loses his balance and falls face forward into a bumper of a car.

That's parked on the street. Like his face, like he doesn't even try to stop himself. He hits the bumper with his face face then rolls over into the gutter It's just like passed out in the gutter and chick, but I lost it We started laughing like oh my god a guy the bumper and he fell in the gutter So they're burning you can't really decide if they want to be good Samaritan's so they like, oh are you okay? They're like in the gutter with We're all fucking drunk right are you okay wake up hello are you okay they kind of like stirs like we're gonna put you in a cab so they like they

get like this drunk guy burn has this drug guy with him in the street is like trying to weave down cabs and not a cab will stop no cabs are stopping one cab kind of slows down and looks at the guy and goes, where are you going? The guy goes, do you know how to get to Queens? The cab just takes off. The cab doesn't even wait. And then Kathleen's like, here, let me do this. So she steps out into the street and she just puts her arms out, her arm out, and I'm not kidding. A fucking limousine pulls over. And like this limousine pulls over, looks at her and goes, over looks at her and goes where you going she goes take him to Queens he looks at the guy and goes okay throw him in the back so the jump and I lost it again I'm like this guy's in the fucking limo now this guy was like fucking wasted fell into the street and

now he's getting no limousine like what next is a helicopter gonna come and fucking pick up the limousine so then the dude drives off and he's just the most bizarre thing like I wondered the next morning that the dude like come to and it's like Signed a limo I wonder if even made it home like we put this guy in a limo and who knows what the fuck have maybe who's like Maybe his organs got harder to grow. We know Hopefully the limo rapist New York times are calling but when we were in New York this past time the first night we were there We didn't we couldn't do much the first day because not our entire shipment didn't show up and we were waiting on some things

So we went out and we went drinking And I got fucking drunk. I got so drunk. I started arm wrestling people You started the whole thing because like We went out to dinner. I think the first one was you and Barbara. No the first one was meeting you Yeah, okay, but I was with you too. But, well, that one. Like, we went out to drink first. Like, we were at, I don't know where we were.

We were at a restaurant first. Oh, that's right. And then we ate dinner and got drunk at the restaurant. And then, we moved to the other place. We were serious. We were serious, I was there every single day. Sometimes, sometimes, twice in one day. I worked at that fucking pub.

We walked in, stumbled upstairs, and started arm wrestling. Yes, we started drinking. I don't remember how it came up, but Gus was like, we should fucking arm wrestle, and started arm wrestling. Yes, we started drinking. I don't remember how it came up, but Gus was like, we should fucking arm wrestle. I never arm wrestle. Look at me, I'm the fucking weakest dude in the world. We should not arm wrestle. That is like a classic drunk who, and he's like, we just scared bitch.

There are pictures, by the way. Who won? So they are, those two arm wrestles first, and I think Michael won. Then I arm wrestle Michael. No, no, no, no, no, no. Then you arm wrestle Barbara. I have to get a permanent builder. So they are those two arm wrestles first and I think Michael why then I'm a Michael No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of us arm wrestling but I do not remember arm wrestling but I was calling I was I was calling bullshit because like Chris and I like it was close you just like crushed it so I was like my arms tired that's not fair and Gus is like fucking baby went to the girl a little baby yeah pretty and then I was like fine and then and then Gus and I arm up winning and he's like Gus is like I have no dick

It's like we write the restaurant. I'm like god, so you drunk and you're like, no, I'm fine I'm fine. We get to the pub we're drinking just like I'm fucking wasting He's like yelled it. You're like I'm going home I'm sorry not safe for the I fight like close down my tab I walked across the street and literally as I was walking to the hotel room I just taking my clothes off the back like passed out like that Like I woke up the next morning and I was you got John sitting up close the next morning you woke up in a limo But I woke up frightened like I woke up and I saw like the buildings everything I was like where the fuck am I like I jumped out of the bed

I was like looking around all panic. I was like, oh yeah, I mean you work I Woke up like every morning like oh fuck. Okay. I got my license and I have my credit card Like that's all I cared about But yes, anyways a lot of hard work Was it was really actually day work was actual work? That's why you had to drink to forget it right Those an hour days were fucking long as shit nine you wish they were not Well, we're longer than that well start, you know, whatever and then and then

Fuckers would like linger for an hour Like when you went when you went to the The night you went to the panel which I think was Saturday the Convention closed at seven we're there to almost eight o'clock which I think was Saturday, the convention closed at seven, we were there at almost eight o'clock. Yeah, the convention center would not kick people out at the end of the day. Normally, most conventions are really good about it,

but there they would not kick people out. Right, so we can't leave because people will steal your shit. That happened to other people that we were talking to. Right. They were like, yeah, I left it, 7, 15 yesterday, and I came back and all my posters were gone, because they wouldn't kick anyone out. Yeah, so it's like 7, 40, and Chris Barber and I are just like sitting in the booth, and I came back and all my posters were gone Because they wouldn't kick anyone out. Yeah, so it's like 740 and Chris Barber and I are just like sitting in the booth

And I just start yelling. I'm like everyone get the fuck out. God damn it It's funny cuz if you do it everyone's just like oh Okay, he's yelling at it's no seriously go fuck yourself. Oh You had people come up to you in the booth. They're like yell at me yell at the camera like here's my eight year olds I'm not made up because my eight year old son're like, yell at me, yell at the camera. Like, here's my eight-year-olds. I'm not made up. Here's my eight-year-olds son. Can you yell at him on camera? Oh my gosh. He's a big fan.

And then Michael would be yelling at them and the little kid would be like, yeah! I'll have to be super excited that Michael's yelling at. I've never yelled at an eight-year-old like that before. Uh, yes. Yes, but not for my job. I mean, it's a little concern that an eight-year-olds watch in your videos. It's like the guy, first of all, is like a French dude. Like, he was totally French. He had a huge scarf on, and like, it's like little concerning on eight-year-olds watching your videos. Dude, it's like the guy, it was first of all like a French dude.

Like he was totally French. He had like huge scarf on. I'm like, it's like a billion degrees in here. And they were at the booth first and like he just bought some stuff. And he's like, he's like, my son is a huge fan. He's such a big fan. We we, because that's what they say. We call it like, Le Rage Quix.

Yeah, he's like, Le Quix. So, he's like, oh, he's such a fan and like, I was at first I'm like a Rooster Teeth or whatever not my videos and he starts talking about my videos and I was like, it's kind of fucking weird. And the guy's like, yeah, like thumbs up and so he leaves, comes back later and then he's like, my son, he was wondering if you could yell for him in the video and I was like, are you serious? And the kids standing there is like, oh, go ahead. It's like, all right, so I just start screaming.

And I was trying to scream and not like curse, like fuck, fuck, fuck, like right in front of the guy. And then he's like, yeah more. I'm like, I'm fucking bullshit. And he's like, yes. Was it up to you? Like that also reminds me we went to that one I Get the the the menu was in I don't know if it was fucking French or Italian or whatever the fuck was with the

Freets the sacred I don't know if that was but like there was there was a Is it something on the menu called like likeala steak freets, but it wasn't Kala because it's you guys think fancy How the fuck you pronounce it and under this description? It's like petite sirloin I was like I was or the petite sirloin because I'm a sound like an idiot and Barbara kept telling I say it because she can speak French and I was like yeah, I'm not gonna do that like my my mouth can't make noises like that So then like I kept calling it like fritz or like frittis like like amongst the table and the guy comes to take the order and I stayed at Chris and I'm like, should I order the frittis?

I don't know the frittis, he's like, you should do it. So like me and him start giggling. And Bob was like, what? Idiots, by the way. And Bob was like, what? And we're like nothing. The guy comes over and like totally straight face. I'm like, yes, all of the kaba steak frittis. No, no, it was. Can I get the steak frights? Yeah, I was like, how the kaba steak fritters. No, no, it was, can I get the steak frights? Yeah, can you set the fries? Yeah. Okay, and I was like, how the Kaba steak frights? And the guys like, of course, sir, and Barbara just put her fucking head down on the table.

She was laughing hysterically. And your wife was like, are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed right now? And she was like crying laughing. Who's so fucking funny? You're an entertaining guy. You should have yelled at him for the time. He took it with stride though.

He's just like, uh-huh, fucking idiot. I for the he took it with stride though he's just like uh-huh fucking idiot actually gets it all the time um no it's funny is the like I went the last day I was there I went to that restaurant and I ordered like the croc madame except I said the croc madame and the the waiter corrected me he was oh you mean the croc madame I was like just fucking put the order in you know what I'm talking about about that mother fucker that wouldn't let me order my goddamn state. Oh my god

That was awkward. I thought I thought there was gonna be a fight But I fuck yeah, give me my food Michael ordered a New York strip and The waiter gave him a really hard sell in a porterhouse the porterhouse like three bucks more He's like it's only three dollars more you get a New York strip and a and a full-a and Michael's like, no, it's not the New York strip. He's like, can you tell me why? Because I want the New York strip. He's like, what the other one's so much better me because they're in it. Give me one reason. Yeah. Why not? And then like crossed his arms. And then Michael's like, it's why why is it on the menu if you want to be fucking ordered? Yeah. He's like the AOL guy. I got five. And he was like, are

you 100% sure? Like, he's like, who wants guy I got five and he was like are you a hundred percent sure like it's like who wants to be a millionaire like It was so awkward like to kind of break it. I was like I'll have the state give it to me You know, I was even gonna order that okay, guys into ordering the I'll take it and then when I order you goes make sure you don't give any to him It's true It was it was one of the most awkward moments I've ever experienced. And then he's going and I go, and I go, like, seriously? What's wrong with the New York trip's take?

Like, is it poison? Like, what the fuck? Then the food comes out, he puts down the porterhouse in front of Gus, and looks at me, and he's like, now he wishes you ordered this, right? Like, how much better it is. I'm like, what the shit? I thought, what's that order? that would be the other way like okay Steward in the back. He's like motherfucker I could floor dude. He's gonna be at your funeral

With the porterhouse, he can still give it to you so Brandon you and And Bernie and Joller taking off to Australia today. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm the only one here Yeah, I think I read else was really here. Yeah, I think I'm red. It's really funny. Matt wanted Joel to do a video. And Matt realized the day before, he's like, oh shit, Joel's leaving tomorrow.

Joel never comes in before he comes in a work before he leaves. He ran upstairs, knocked on the door, no Joel. He's calling Joel. I can come down, came down, and just like, ah, maybe I'll come in tomorrow. Matt's going to be in the video. You should not come in a work the day you have to make that trip because I've I've timed it before You're brand new sleeping very loudly walking away from I've time to get a stroke

I think I've been australia. I've been australia a few times now from the time you set foot in the austen airport to the time You set foot out of the Melbourne Airport. It's 24 hours exactly the Austin Airport to the time you set foot out of the Melbourne Airport. It's 24 hours exactly. Like you're really shit. You're gonna go through a lot of fucking travel. The goal is to stay awake until eight hours before landing. Yeah. Yeah. You can try that. It's hard. It's really difficult to try to stay awake. But good luck. Thank you. You know where you'll be. Like how far into the flight is that? How far do you have to make it before you can fall asleep? No idea. I think it's like a 15 hour flight, L.A. to Melbourne. So you gotta make it about seven hours on the plane.

That's not too bad, I've been downwinded movies. I think they have, they have, they have like, on-demand entertainment as well. But I think you take off like an 11 from L.A.X. So that's one AMR time. So you'd have to make it till 8 AMR time tomorrow. It's when you have to stay awake till easy. Okay. Got it. Done. Because I think when we get there, it's the day of the convention, right? We go from the airport and work for what's the day? Wednesday. You'll land on Friday. So yeah. Yeah. Bring it.

It's a shut up man. You take off on one day and you land two days later. I have no idea what to bring. I think I brought like clothes to last me a month. It should be early spring there. I got half and half. Like for coffee? No like one closing. Oh okay okay. I went shopping last night.

That shit's expensive. Clothes clothes are so expensive. All my clothes are like years in years old. What'd you buy? Uh, stuff to keep me warm. Okay. Yeah. And clothes are like years in years old. What you buy Stuff to keep me warm. Okay, yeah, and these new jeans I'm wearing And these shoes Went to an outlet everything is 50% off because it sucks Which one do you go to the one to send Mark? Oh rock. Oh, round rock. Yeah, I never think about that one

um, I Yeah, I do not envy you guys and that trip you about to entertain. Thanks Gus. Thanks for the words I'm expecting. What, uh, what an experience though. Brandon tweeted last night he was asking anyone if there's like any, would you say like anything that you might forget to bring with you to Australia. And, uh, I replied, I don't know about bringing too, but you should definitely bring back a baby kangaroo. We like keep them in the office, they the office pet and shit and like if he was really small

I think we like train him to like being videos and stuff and like maybe working the computers. That'd be pretty awesome Who the fuck has an office kangaroo? Like you had the cat. Let's do a kangaroo. The big a koala the big thing this big Sige was toilet paper. What's what's wrong with the toilet paper and I'll say it's fine It's fine. It's it's not luxurious. It's like American toilet paper. I mean, how many I'm just a We're talking about here. There's a problem with our toilet paper here because people use paper towels. Yeah I've been out of the office for like a week because in New York Comic Con I came back this morning. They were paper towels in the back Already sent an email saying don't put the fucking paper towels back in the bathroom

I think someone secretly prefers white people with paper towels. Why would you do that? There's no good damage. Why would you flush paper towels? There's no good reason. Why would you fucking use paper towels? Just use construction paper. So yeah, I've already had to remove it. I've gotten so many Poo-Poo emails from Gus. Like Poo-Poo-related emails that it's crazy. It's like one every like two weeks. Yeah, I'm broken. I didn't know that. I'm just going to be it. I've gotten so many Pupu emails from Gus, like Pupu related emails that it's crazy. It's like one every like two weeks. Yeah, I'm broken.

I didn't even send you an email about this line. And there's always a picture involved. Like, usually like, there's no toilet paper, the bowl, and then the paper towels are just sitting on the floor right next to a toilet paper. He's like, no! And he's just like the email. I was having like three times already. I had a bunch of toilet and I was like like I could look up and scaredy who did this

But our office is so much smaller now that we're not doing in a like animation is on on recess I just I was afraid I was afraid of who would be and how close they beat me. I'm gonna want to know I've got a good guess. I've busted someone before that I have not publicly shamed yet It's the one I know fucking poop poop police. I know maybe The only in a carat outed. Yeah Yeah, This is the one I know. Fucking poo poo police. I know, maybe. The only in a carat out in. Yeah, yeah, that's the one. I mean, no, it's not the one carat out. It she didn't do anything. Oh, there you go. Why are we surprised?

Oh, man, I, I, I, are you gonna beat that one? I don't know. Maybe it was, it was, yeah, it feels, uh, once I'm sitting it together. See how it feels. It's whatever feels right, baby. I want to make you feel good. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, since I had a lot of bonding, a lot of spooning going on, a lot of hugging in the booth. A lot of fun. A lot of, a lot of dry-humping. Yeah. I think, at one point, we did like a jumping chest bone. Yeah, we didn't even coordinate it.

No, it was fucking perfect. We like spun on it. Like, I couldn't believe we didn't knock the whole booth over and like kill seven people Gus remember that three-way jumping high five. Yeah, you Gavino and I did I still I still have dreams about it today We should try to expand it. I don't think you can man. Of course you can So did you guys end up going on the strip club? No, what was in a strip club? It was like a no no it was like a like I strip club? No, what was in a strip club? It was like a... No, no, it was like a... I don't know what it was like private viewing booths. I don't know what it means. I've never been to a place that has that. Yeah, it was like a DVD store I think with like a booth in the back where you just like put the click. I want to say and like this. I don't know if this is... I remember walking up the street. On another day and seeing it was like 25 cent viewing. Yeah, like 25 cents. Yeah, well, it's you're sitting in a room and there's like glass and then you put the

quarter. I'll take three. What Kevin was saying, there was a private deal that you could negotiate with his, you know, contact information. Yeah. Probably probably sex for money. Probably. Is it quarters or is it like it's like a whole token system? You have to buy. But there were a couple of places like like that there was like one place I had lingerie's lubricant and What else did it say like lingerie's lubricant and DVDs? I thought it said dildos will trade over twice Yeah, yeah, I didn't say dildo toys. They're like let's be classy about it

Not throw you know dildo up in the streets. We're classy about it while our our store display facing the street has, you know bras with no cups and Croseless panties on a mannequin. Yeah Stay classy. We're staying a great part of town. I don't know if you can tell It's pretty sweet. Oh, was it anywhere near the you see the McDonald's incident that happened? Well, you guys are gone. I don't think so. Oh man. I mean, in general, McDonald's, McDonald's fights are awesome. There's been like four or five in the last year.

But these two girls were arguing with a guy who was working behind the counter and they hit him and he slapped one of them. And then he walked away to the side in the back and they jumped over the counter and were following him. And you're like, oh man, I hope that guy's going to be okay. Then he comes out of the back with a big metal rod and starts beating them on merciless shit. And they fall to the ground and all you see

is just like him going up and down, like beating them, and beating them, beating them. And it's tough because you're just like, well, I mean, they kind of deserve it. What? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm on board. Yeah.

It's not Burger King, they kind of have it their way. it. No, no, no, noase now. It's I'm loving it I'm loving it. I'm loving it. That's like the hip hop, like R&B new thing The pa pa pa pa pa pa pa that was like the early 2000s like we're like McDonald's we're hit Have you seen they have a few like I feel like the target? They have the weird demographics that they target with some other commercial fat people like I've seen some that are like entirely in Spanish Yeah, I'm like Wow, that's really bizarre We've a lot of like basketball players and such yeah, but the people in their commercials are never the people you see out of McDonald's

And let's be clear about that. I don't think I've ever seen a fat person in a McDonald's commercial I don't think I have either and I don't think I ever seen anyone as thin as those people in them McDonald's. After Super Size Me McDonald's had an actor dressed up like Ronald McDonald, full makeup and costume, go on some new show. As Ronald McDonald, and he was talking about how he's losing weight, he's getting a really good shape, he's exercising, he's like, who is that for?

Is it for children who are watching the news? And like, so many other people. Yeah, I'm like, what do you watch Super Size Me know? Never again. four. Is it for children who are watching the news? What do you accomplish here? It was really dumb, I guess, is what I'm getting at. No, that sucks because I'm going to have to try to find that for the link up, but I'm going to be able to find that. I don't know. It has to be on YouTube.

It sounds fucking terrible. YouTube is just the archive of the video that you've ever seen. We, as if you've seen it, someone else has seen it. Yeah. In fact, someone less lazy as you and they've uploaded it. Yeah, that's what it is. It's not being lazy. Yeah.

We, when we were there, the Occupy Wall Street protest moved, I guess they marched from Wall Street up to Times Square, and they closed off a lot of the streets around our hotels in that area, a bunch of cops and people marching and chanting, getting into stuff. Fighting, Mike. No, good. I was just saying my mom texted me, he's like, when you're in New York, don't let any protesters get you.

What? I actually read something pretty funny about the march from a Wall Street to Times Square apparently a bunch of the protesters They it was long was too hot to just took the subway It's a long walk it is not it is pretty Taking a subway doesn't exactly prove a point so it was Friday morning and Andrew and I had the room that night and I Friday morning and uh... angiard had the room that night um... and uh... i said something we start talking about wall street for something we're getting ready to walk to the convention

was like yeah but we're gonna stop by uh... we're gonna stop at wall street we are like yeah i'm gonna like check the protestors and stuff you know really terrible is happening over there and we're gonna go check it out is it all okay if you want but no one actually going to actually go in, I don't give a shit. You were like ready to go. Do you think that protests? What do you fucking care?

I mean, any difference at all. It's still going on. I think it is slowly making a difference. I feel like instead of in a lot of different cities, if they try to get everybody to come to one city, like you can make more of an impact in numbers, then you can. And just like every little city reporting in their local news, oh, this is happening as opposed to people being like, holy shit, there's like thousands of people here. That's, I mean, that's harder. I like what they're doing, actually.

I like the distributed approach, where it's, you know, it's because it's easier for more people to go. Like how many people would really go to New York and say that for, you know, over a month now? Maybe DC, DC's easier to get to. I mean, I don't, I mean, it's still traveling. It's still getting on a plane, you know, paying money out of pocket. Whereas if you're local, you can just go and do it. Yeah, because I mean, the whole part of the protest

is that they don't have any money. So why would they spend a whole bunch of money to travel somewhere to protest not having money? But it's just an issue of measuring impact. I mean, like, I think having multiple cities is impressive. Like, I think that's pretty impressive to me It's coordinating and having protests across that many cities I guess I feel like when you're more concentrated in higher numbers in a single place

It feels more like a threat mm-hmm And I feel like that's when the state responds is when they're like this is legitimately a threat We need to address it as opposed when it's more casual protesting or just like a few people it's more easy to ignore and say, these people will move on in their life in a month. They're still, but I mean, I'm reaching a lot more people whenever it's happening in a bunch of different cities. I think they also don't want to be perceived as a threat because they don't want that to be used as an excuse for their protest to be broken up.

It's just like they were going to try to expand them in New York to clean the park, so they cleaned the park. Yeah, but if it's broken up and cops come in and they throw tear gas, that's news for a month. And that's like, wow, this is a really big thing. Like this is a really huge problem. And yeah, you may reach more people in more cities, but if you measure the impact that, like in Austin,

people were driving by and honking horns. And it's like, it's just, it was just an event, like a holy shit, this stuff's going on, cops coming, throwing stuff, that's like a protest. That's kind of happening on the X-changes. It's not a protest if someone doesn't get their ask lessons. It's just a gathering. It's just a gathering. It's just a gathering. Although at one point, they turned off the cellular data and all that stuff. Like, no cell phones or data in the process when it started.

So I mean, it had some serious... Yeah, that's like a... Terrorism. That's like, what is it? 76 Democratic Convention ride right there, turning off. Oh. Going old school. I don't know why that reminded me of this, because it's completely irrelevant, but Chris Barber and I came out of the pizza place. I think it was the day we got there.

I mean I'm like an extra slice of pizza and Barber is like, we'll give it to a homeless person because she's nice and not a piece of shit like I am. It's because she's Canadian. Right. So she sees like this homeless guy laying on the street or on the sidewalk and she goes up to him and she's like, here you know, this is for you and like puts it down. And like I said to you, the pizza, and me and Chris would look at each other and Chris is like, we should have done that.

And I'm like, yeah, we should have. And Barbara's like, oh, you wanted to get them food. And I'm like, no, Chris meant why on the street and get the food for free and you wouldn't have to pay for it. And she's like, oh, and Chris is like, no, seriously, that's what I meant. So then like the next day, we had like extra breakfast. And Chris is like, he's like, yeah, let's go find a homeless So then like the next day we had like extra breakfast and Chris is like he's like

Yeah, let's go find a homeless person like he was so excited about it We walked all the way from the fucking restaurant to the convention center and like him and Barbara like mad There was no homeless people to give their food we gotta do something about this Chris is like Chris is like maybe if we hide the food Somewhere that a homeless person would know to look then they could find it quick. We should call Marshall and ask him where you homeless person would know to look, then they could find it. Quick, we should call Marshall and ask him where he'd look. Oh, man. But I was surprised at how few homeless people. There was not very many. Yeah, and we had to walk almost a mile between the convention center and the hotel. There's way more here in Austin than I saw up there. I saw like two, some were dogs wandering the streets than homeless people. It was weird.

Did you actually hear about in New York a while ago, there was a so weird phenomenon going on, are there dogs that would get on the subway and they just move around like a pack of dogs, like, get on the subway. This is our subway. I heard that a story, who knows how believable it is, in Moscow, that there was a dog that would commute from the suburbs to the city to get food every day, then he'd go from the city back to the suburbs to where he lived in the evening. No, it's a dog. It's possible.

I'll see you when I find this. I find it so skeptical, but they say every day you'd get on at the same stop and get off at the same stop. Skeptical, absolutely, but I don't say why that would be impossible. I don't believe anything that comes out of Russia, except for that. But every single guy said that animation for the story, that guy told that I am the machine. Yeah. Yeah.

That I believe. That's like that's too crazy to have been made up. I'll put that in the link down as well. That's a great story. It's I guess the guy who the character Van Wilder is based on. Tills the story about taking a Russian class and then going to Russia and his experiences with the mob there. It's pretty fucking good. Yeah. It's from some other podcasts that's more popular than ours. Which what's it called the Joe Rogan podcast or the Joe Rogan experience? Alright, you gonna be at Armageddon in Melbourne in Auckland. I'm going to be in a next week. Joe. Joe, Heyman and Bernie birds.

You aren't going anywhere. I'm here. You're here. You're here. You're here. You're never going anywhere again. Maybe. What do you want to go in LA for? Some thing that Bernie's like you and Jack are going LA. I was like, all right. Okay. November 4th and 5th. I'll be in LA doing something. Okay. Yeah. I don't know about that.

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