Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #154

Episode Date: February 22, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock And there goes the printer just in time for the Kathleen knows there's other printers in the office right this is like the printer that's for this in the world from her is also the loudest to yeah I think it's a drink and thanks for that slur color printer downstairs yeah but I guarantee you it's a it's a black and white document okay I'm gonna check I'm gonna check

let me know she actually prints in color just for the hell of it. She adds color stuff. It's a black and white doctor It's a website You can click it you can click it on the page. Yeah, it's like Yeah, I can't see my IKEA desk in color. You need to have the IKEA logo in yellow It's podcast brought to you by IKEA Not really Not that we actually have sponsors, it was not your idea The last time I came here when you had the old office

I walked into the office and opened my laptop and a document came out the printer that I'd set to print three months Earlier After I got home from Austin. I was like, oh, this is the Austin printer. And as I walk back in it is printed. How lazy are you? No, you can't even clear your print queue in three months. I print like once every month or so. Just the icon bouncing on my desktop would drive me insane. It was weird. I literally had been in the office five minutes and Brandon came in and was like, here is one of your invoices. I was like, what?

Look at that. Printed on our printer. I see. Interesting. Using our American ink. I know what's up. So that color laser printer is something that I have been bothering Matt to buy for years. I was just trying to work on it. I mean, convincing we need to buy a color laser printer.

Color laser printers are expensive, but not like they used to be. They used to be like $4,000 for a color laser printer. Now they're like $500. Expensive, but it's not prohibitively so. A laser printer for a business. For a business. It's not crazy. But it was to him, it was this insane luxury item

that we would never buy. And it's solely been working on things over time that we were going to get. And the laser printers, the color laser printers, one of the last items. So when are we getting these? I'm Kuzi. No, that's not it. On the other hand, the color laser printers, like one of the last items. So when is it, when are we getting these? I'm, I'm, on the other hand, I'm sure, I know Matt has some crazy huge ideas for stuff that he's trying to work on you, been trying to work on you for years.

He, really? He's working, this equipment purchase he wants to make to buy more hard drive storage for everyone to work on. I'm like, what? No, we've been talking about that for like six years. What is it? It's a storage area network. It takes me a long time for whatever reason to make purchasing decisions.

I talked about buying a new truck. How for how long, guys? I was like, I'm fucking three years. I was so sick of talking about the goddamn truck. Five years. Easy five years. But then you just went on a weekend and was like, all right, you got a new truck and that was it, right?

Listen, I had been driving the same truck for eight years. Eight years I had been driving that truck. So is that pretty red vest that's blue? Yeah, it was a truck I had been I had been driving the same truck for Eight years eight years. I've been driving that truck. So that pretty red vest is blue Yeah, it was a truck I had it was my company vehicle at my previous job and then I just purchased it from them when I left Which was yeah, now I hate that truck Convenient old truck. Yeah, why is it you're heck about it? What's that? What do you hate about it? I hate everything about it I don't know it's like the thing I hate most most though I can tell you I hate the fucking sticky steering wheel You know what? It's

It's a it's because you're a acidic pond. It's not my fault My my my palms would have fucking eaten through the leather not made it sticky Well, you eat you have a city cans and they just eat away the leather We should clarify that this truck has now become our office truck. It is now the production truck Yeah, yeah, so we use it this is the truck we drove in the immersion. Right. The driving immersion. And it's the truck that hit the guy in the pitch video. Uh, hit, uh, hit Jack Lee who plays Matt's dad in our father's day video. It's called pitch, right? Yeah. Yeah. Catch. Catch.

Thank you. That's what's called. Thank you. I knew that wasn't right. But yeah. I had the vehicle forever. I love the vehicle and Gus always complained about it. Because he has fucking acidic hands. How did you make it to puberty? How did you like masturbate with Slowly wittled your dick down to that. I feel like that would make it easier if anything. What's Having a acidic hand? Well, no, like just Not acidic, but that's what we're saying. They're acidic like they eat. Yes They meant like slimy. No, no My hands eat through metal over the line. She's Canadian. She's an interesting How masterbating was it it pre-loeb to that by the way? Yeah, how did Canadians masterbating? You just like looking a mirror and apologize?

You're very just nice to nice to yourself in a mirror Disgusting. But the item, the item in my personal life, that if I buy this item, you'll know that I have given up on life. I have everything I've ever wanted in my life. So I finally was down to, I couldn't buy anything else, so I bought this. Then you should know, get out of my way, because I'm a bunch of retirees. What's's that night vision goggles if I buy if I buy a pair of military I even what we've been wanting night vision goggles for probably close to 15 years now probably so I talk about them all the time oh yeah and it would like if for 15 years it would cost me about I've got it like 3,500 bucks for

what they call generation three military goggles how do they do just imagine for ed or something I don't know they let you see the don't I don't think they admit no well how'd you see the don't I don't think they admit no Well, how'd you see stuff? They offer ambient infrared So you have a bookmark on your laptop of these things don't you there are places you can buy them oddly enough It's places that sell knives and paintball gear that's who also sells night vision goggles the nighttime of people also be an H Photo video Also, B&H photo video. Whatever reason. They also sell night vision goggles.

I'm gonna look it up right now and see how much. So did you get the night vision goggles that came with, was a motor warfare two? They had the, obviously, because we're still on your memory. I know, but I mean, you know, if he's so hyped up about night vision goggles, I don't know how the camera wasn't $3,500 either.

Right. But you think most people have like, they want to plane like, that's their aspiration to get their private jet. I can sell my life in missions for $3 35 hundred bucks and I won't do it I've always been trying to convince you to get an Aston Martin and why don't you get an Aston Martin mr. Slo-mo guys you're the YouTube darling how old are you 23 what would a 23 year old with an Aston Martin what would they you'd have to like

give up you wouldn't buy a house how much is an Aston Martin like a hundred and eighty thousand dollars? Some of that yeah, first of all I can never get a good one for like 80,000 pounds for like a decent And 80,000 pounds about like 120. Yeah, no, that's a 40 times. Yeah, it's That's what 140 isn't it? It's generic. No, no you're right. Oh about 130 So you like give up on like instead of buying house or doing anything responsible. Even who wants a house just rent I've got asked a mind. Why'd you got good? Can you rent it? Niston Martin?

I wouldn't have solved every problem. You know you can rent just about any car there is in Vegas There's places where you can rent awesome places everywhere like you think that would just be on the strip I this last time we were in Vegas. I took a cab. I was like Halfway between the strip and the airport, which isn't very far, but it's like you wouldn't expect there to be foot traffic there or if anyone would find it, there were like three places all right next to each other with like Lamborghini's out front. Yeah. Ridiculous out there. You're a regular man. Yeah, so you can get anything I guess in Vegas, anything that all that you want. So what's like the most ridiculous thing you could want in Vegas

that you think you could actually get? Well, we tried it actually. I think we went to so many jokes you go with that. I, we tried it actually. I think we went to so many jokes that you go with that by the way. Yeah, there are. I'm going to lean towards the volume. No jokes. Yeah, I haven't ever been very serious on this podcast. Jack Freysign.

No, I have this. Ma'am, can you, Peep Show Blues, where you go and you look at someone trying on something? And then the window opens a mirror behind it. It's just the biggest play of proutine you've ever seen. Oh my God. So I went to New Year's Eve in Vegas with Joel and Faith. And this really cool girl named Meghu, who we just met.

We've actually met her out in Vegas. And so we decided we were going to try to go do this thing in Vegas that I've always heard about. I've never done, which is it's a pawn shop, but they have a gun range in the pawn shop. Did you go to that? And you can rent any kind of gun you want and fire it. I'm talking like an M60 Rambo belt-fed.

Yeah, you can fire anything. Like they have MP40s from the German, the Nazis from World War II. Like they always use, like, Call of Duty games. Yeah, it's what about the MP44? It's a standard magazine. Gustav's a lot about World War II. Did the always-using, like, Call of Duty games. Yeah, it's what about the MP44, which is... Standard magazine. Gus does a lot about World War II. Did you know that? Does he? Yeah, he has a...

I knew a lot when I was a kid, like, growing up, but then I feel like when I played these games, like you're talking about, like, World War II games, like you learn a lot more, and I guess it just sticks with me, like, the guns and everything. I guess you could pay attention to that stuff, yeah. Like, you could fire an M1. No, you got to pay attention to guns.

Like, if you're playing multiplayer, you're like, oh shit, that's the gun with the bigger magazine. That's the gun that's got like the drum. That's the gun that like sucks. It only fires like two or three times. Somebody did a really funny thing on Reddit the other day where they talked about when you play Counter Strike, when you're counter-terrorist, you're always looking for a dropped AK-47 and when you're a terrorist, you're looking for a dropped, whatever the gun is that's good on the counter-terror side. Like you always end up like envy the other side's guns, whatever that is.

But you can fire an AK-47 or anything like that. It's on Tropicana Avenue. Okay. So it's like you just, but it's way out. That runs like, that intersects the strip, right? Right at NGM. In Tropicana, right there. And the Hooters, Casino, which is now there.

Did you fire an AK-47? It was a two and a half hour wait on New Year's Day to go do that, which kind of makes sense because it was New Year's Day and a lot of people were out there. So we thought about going back the next day, but we didn't, so we decided not to. Which direction is it?

Is it towards the airport down Trappokana or a wait in the other direction? So you go towards the airport and then just keep going past it. I'm talking like 10 miles. It's Vegas, so everything's flat. So you get on a airport and then just keep going past it. Okay. Okay. I'm talking like 10 miles. Wow. It's it's Vegas. So everything's flat. So you get on a road. You can go forever on. You're like, Oh, I see it. It's just right over there. Yeah. 10 miles later. You're like, Okay, we're here. But we're going to go back and do it. There's also a Dracula appreciate this. If Joel was here, he'd really appreciate it. There is apparently,

I've always heard of and I can't ever find it. There's a place in Vegas where you can go and it's a it's a batting cage combined with a golfing range. So it's a batting range. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, and you they have like we hit to the walls like they have the green monster set up and they have all the walls at a different park. Oh, so you're not just batting the small cage. You're batting in the huge open range. When you first explained this, I thought they had a pitching machine that like through golf balls at you and you had to try to hit them with the The way you explain it makes much more sense right? It's a big batting ring Yeah, that's a great idea right? Yeah, it sounds a little more

Especially when you get miss you hit by a golf Going 90 miles an hour Tastes like your kneecap. They have a giant bowling alley out there too, right? What? What? No, like How is that any different than what the fuck we're just talking about? You're gonna be very surprised to find out it's like an eight foot bowling ball that you use. I'm sorry, the presentation was very deadpan.

Compared to the other two. Like, you saw a kingpin, right? Yeah. The movie with Bill Murray, yeah. The alley they're in at the very end is actually a real bowling alley on loss or on Las Vegas I know get it though. It's just a lot of things huge. Yeah, it's like it's a normal salad See Vegas when you say that I expect that you have like a six foot diameter Oh, I know I'm sorry, so you like gotta get in the right yeah, I'd be cool too. I'm sure that exists too

My dad my dad had me late in life He's he was so fucking old. I mean when I was a kid he was like 50 I was 10 I had a 50-year-old dad that was weird but he always looked kind of young and His first job that he ever had as a kid was a pin-setter in a bowling alley and he would sit His job is a eight-year-old kid. This is depression or stuff He would sit behind the pins in that little pit and He had a rack that he would pull down

almost like a, it was a triangle like a pull cue, or a pull ball rack. But at the whole, he'd throw the pins and he'd just chuck him in there. That's kind of shoot, and they would just organize the pins. And then he put it up. And so basically the way it worked is he worked two lanes and he would hop back and forth between two lanes.

And the theory is that they wouldn't throw the ball when the kid was back there. But of course, it's all anyone ever tried to do. Who's gonna hit the kid? That's more fun than bowling. God, that sounds like the best thing ever. Why don't we still have that? I'd bowl all the time if I could throw a bowling ball at a kid.

I guess super, super strike. Anything about how like bowling at a, I wonder what bowling at my kids is recently. And they have this mechanism where when it's the kid's turn, it like this guard comes up and blocks the gutters. How far have we come from trying to kill the kid? At the end of the lane,. How far have we come from trying to kill the kid? The end of the lane. So now we have this special like now you don't want to disappoint him. Yeah, it's okay. You did your best. There's no such thing as zero. You're fine.

There's actually a game type in bowling where your goal is to shoot the lowest score you can. What's that you fall into the lane? If you throw a gutter it's a strike or a spare depending on which which throw it is. So a's a strike or a spare depending on which throw it is. So a perfect game would be 20, I guess. Because you want to hit the 7 and the 10. Like that's all you get. You're trying to hit one pin per throw essentially. Oh really? Yeah, it's kind of a cool idea for games. So if you ever get drunken, you know, one of all these. I would be so good at that game. But you have to hit one pin. Well, I mean, yeah, or you hit one pin every time. Show me scores score 17. They would lose because they got below 20.

You know, as you couldn't score, mathematically, it's impossible. Yeah. Oh, you put the gutters up. No, no, no, if you put it in the gutter, it's the equivalent of getting a strike. I see. Yeah. Okay. So if you were to throw, if you were throwing the gutter on your first throw, it's a strike or in the second throw, it would be a spare. Or if you don't hit anything on the second throw, it a spare. Sounds like a wasted damn money. Did someone do? Yeah, I'm asking Martin is it. What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean you were talking about wasting like $3 bullie versus a fucking $130,000 car?

God damn you are stupid. I never got about that fresh man. Pair is man. What's good in press the lady? Right. Pair! Hey love, look at the one person that's bad. What's good in presser lady? We're right. I'm going. I'm going. Hey, love. Look at the one.

Oh, love. I love. I'll help in my shiny, Eston wheels. You probably only afford the wheel. That's the problem. I'm like, literally walking around the wheel for my asset. I guess getting it service would be a- No, I'm sure you can walk in at 24 years old and give him nice loan.

120,000 for a car. I don't know, man. There's nothing sexier than a good baller. Oh, is that true? I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm sure he could walk in at 24 years old and get a nice loan. 120,000 for a car. I don't know man, there's nothing sexier than a good boulder. Oh, is that true?

I'm being completely sarcastic. The only thing sexier is masturbating with a Cittacan. It was nice to start off the podcast with something nice. I think it's a bit classy. So, I don't know how we got on the subject, but last night my wife and I were talking. Oh. And we started, well, her question was a little different than mine but we were looking at someone who had like a bunch of tattoos on TV and I like neck tattoos and stuff and we started talking about body modifications. My wife said why haven't we reached the point where like a plastic

surgeon will just give a woman like one giant boob and then I said they're going off of that why wouldn't a plastic surgeon give a woman three or four boob and I mean, I said, I said, and then I said, they're going off of that. Why wouldn't the plus certain give a woman three or four boob? And I said, I'm sorry, yes, sir, but if a three boob woman ever hits on me, I'm leaving you. So like, why don't we have that yet? That's the dream that started. We have watched total recon. We can make it happen now.

Let's get some more boob out there. You don't want that. There's a girl. You don't? Why not? You don't want that. Maybe not. Someone wants it. What do you mean you don't want that why not too much it would make me say would make me start thinking of like a dog or a pig or

a pig rose of tits I don't know you're not slowing me down but why have we seen that it's just weird to me well no there was a girl that was posted on Reddit the other day she has has heart-shaped nipples. What? Yeah, she... I thought that was Photoshop. No, she did that to herself. She's known for that. She has heart-shaped nipples. See, what's funny is, like, I use Chrome as my browser,

and it saves, like, your recently visit pages. Yeah. And it cast my Reddit with, like, the girl with the heart-shaped nipples on my screen. So anytime I open a new tab and it's almost again in my computer, I just a giant picture of this girl with the heart-shaped nipples. I was like, no, you say I was browsing Reddit, right? I was browsing red. I was thinking that's what was right there. I'm pretty sure the first like three days that Barber worked here. Every time she walked in my office, I had something up on my screen from like, what

would Tyler Durden do? Was somebody at the beach in a bikini or something? Almost every time she walked in my office, it was a good way to start. Yeah, good introduction. Professional environment. Very professional. Absolutely. What's part of the employee agreement, agreement that people sign is that there's this weird caveat and says you understand You're coming to work in a comedic adult

You'll be subjected to things you are not normally subjected to in a normal professional environment I gotta go back and look at that heart-shake nipple girl again. I thought it was fake for science She has a she has a website and she has a a backup on the website. It has one question and one answering it. The question is like how did you do that? And it's just she just wrote it's a tattoo dummy. Is a website called iHeartNipples.com? No she's like a famous like a suicide type girl you know it's not suicide girls it's I think it's God girls or something like that. I don't understand suicide No, me. What is it? It's like alternative girls basically girls with tattoos and a lot of piercing is getting naked So like what are the what are the famous British adult magazines nuts?

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I thought it would be a lot uglier than it. Surprisingly tasteful. There's another, but I'm gonna go much in for body

modification, but there was one another one I saw that I thought was pretty cool, where a girl had had her back pierced in like two rows, two vertical rows like eight times. Yeah, and then she had laced it like a course. Yeah, that's horrible. Yeah, that's horrible. I mean, just the idea is like catching it on something. Yeah, it pulled a little two, right? It's like, yeah, I don't like that. Okay. I'll hold off from that. Gavin, do you have any body modifications? I don't. None. 100% British beef. So you're infected with mad power. We shouldn't eat you or we'll go insane. 20 years we'll go insane. Yeah. I was actually thinking about getting a tattoo for a while

And actually I I'm still kicking around the idea of getting one But I wrote a journal where I asked people to kind of like I had an idea for like an 8-bit Texas Which I thought would be pretty cool But since then I've actually talked to a tattoo artist and he's like yeah, that's a terrible idea Because sharp like 90 degree angles and stuff tend to blur over time So he's like after five years. I don't look all lumpy and look really good. It'll look like a regular Texas after that. Yeah, pretty much.

I'm gonna be like, but like a not good looking Texas, like, you know, awkward. So like, anyway, I'm gonna say that Texas is lumpy, is that what you're saying? I'm dare you. So anyway, back to the drawing board now.

So I haven't put away the idea of getting a tattoo, but probably not that. A lot of tattoo places in Vegas. Oh yeah. There's like tattoo parlors on the casino floors. Where you going? They had a reality show based on Vegas, right? Well, that's what that original ink show was.

Oh, no, obviously not Miami ink. Yeah, it was in the Miami casino. Yeah. I don't think is it like one of those reality shows that they had in the same network of all those, like Miami and LA? I think it was like, I want to say it was the first one and then they spawned off all the other. Yeah, was it Miami? The first one? I thought Miami was the first one. Was it? But I'm not like a huge fan of

the I might not be up on my tattoo reality shows either. But anyway, did your plate ever get put up at the bar for? I don't know. I've been back. I've been back one time since we've had the whole conversation and I didn't see it. I glanced at the wall of plaques and I didn't see mine. So, all right, Joel's shit. But yeah, people have been asking me about that a lot. I still have I've yet to see. Love to go check it out soon. Jack smells Joel number one. Yes, it's funny how hard you worked on that. You just don't even much check it. When I we doesn't care. Well, now it's not. Joel, you served it. Yeah, exactly. I went out. I went out with someone last night for like a business meeting and they had at dinner a

Mitchell-lada and I couldn't believe that someone would willingly order a Mitchell-lada Which one is that again? That's the one if you had a list of the previous podcasts. It's beer and tomato juice Basically someone vomits into a glass and hands it to you. They could do that. Yes. It looks disgusting. It tastes My wife my wife likes them. Yeah, yeah It's essentially a bloody Mary with beer instead of vodka You see to me that doesn't sound so bad because I like bloody Mary's I guess I don't like bloody Mary's it's tomato juice They have the idea of drinking tomato juices. No, you drink V8 juice Keep the fuckers. He ketchup. Yeah, right. What's that you catch up?

You do this the only thing you get on your burger Yeah, he did sound very incredulous for you Don't go bowling. Will you be catching up on a piece of fish? No fish. I'm going to write me an episode. Let us. That's ridiculous. Although Jack's girlfriend is going to work on him in that department of like you are going to eat more food. I've been doing better. I have been doing better. I've been like trying new stuff. Well, I veg and salad and stuff

Yes, well not salad that salads like that's that's the final Mixing vegetables salad's just so easy to eat there. No, shove it down everything Gavin is really confused them sell love Some sort of crustacean fiddley I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed.

I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. I'm so impressed. doing eggs. How do you discover all the shit's not poisonous? Well, don't you lie, right? Like, no, that's not true. That sucks. Or like, there's some shit where it's like, yeah, the banana is good, but it's even better if you don't eat the peel.

Right? I know. I'm like, that kind of stuff. Yeah, I'll make it slightly. Or if you stop eating the apple when you get to the middle. You don't eat all that. But I guess every, I mean, do squirrels and like, and reing a tank, do reing a tank to eat apples?

I'm not sure. Do other animal eat apples? Do they eat the whole thing? Well, don't, what is it, drafts, eating apples? Or, there's another... Sure, right! I don't know. Almost drafts. You're living Connecticut in Pennsylvania.

What are you thinking of horses? Maybe, yeah, I think it horses. That's what it is. Same thing, you get the long neck close. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they just eat the whole thing. It's a big animal. Sure, that's the... I'm just imagining this apple tree on the searing get it. I just eat the whole thing. Big animal. I'm just imagining this apple tree on the searing get it. Right, when orange is going to season in Africa,

the apples come in. You know, I know we told the story a long time ago in the podcast, but goddamn, I, one time, drafts are vicious. Yeah, one time I was at the zoo in Melbourne, and I saw one, there was like a little they called it a Possum like running around the draft kit the draft pen and I don't know what it was like a little small mammal The draft kept trying to like step on it couldn't step on it then finally like kind of

Half kicked it and the thing like got kind of dazed the draft bent over picked up the little animal and it's in its mouth Went to its full height and then dropped it. Oh, after it dropped it, all the drafts in the pen came running over. It started like tearing it apart and eating it. Oh my God. It was it. I don't know what it was. They called it a possum down there. Oh, I don't know what it was. And there were like little kids there and they all just started crying. That's the best. I was like, at first the parents were like, get the zookeeper. Get some of those. And then like all the little kids started crying.

It was, it was fucking awesome. So, I mean, but your abs are herbivores, aren't they? That's what I thought. Apparently they eat herbs and that fucking animal. They were in the freshly-urbed possible. I guess Australian draps are just dicks. Like, you know, there's meat or the normal draps. Sure.

Did they, is it possum there or is it opossum like it is here? I mean, say possum. What's the name of possum? Oh possum is actually How do you spell possum? POS POS? That's it. That's you. Okay. Yeah, possum was the outcome from it's the actually the name of the animals and oh possum like oh a Postrophe possum no

Irish pop No, I wish it was a pop. It's a father of awesome. No, it's just the name of it, oh, awesome. Of the awesome. And it's one of the things it's like, we decry the decline of the English language on the internet all the time, like people spelling cause or because of C, Z. I mean, we have a lot of words that are like that, we're, I mean, over time they just evolve. And it's hard to think that this is the evolution of language that we're watching in progress

on the internet. It just seems like stupid people but eventually that might become you know it might become more efficient people to spell why OU is just you. No it will be long dead before then hopefully. That's actually does make more sense. That's a kinkaju. Oh that's a dream. That's a kinkaju. What's a kinkaju? I've never heard of that. I'll look up king. I thought he said, kinky. Do you? I'm like, hello, where's the mirror? Inopropriate. All right. So maybe it's not a king. That's what the king.

Is closed though. There's a lot of things. There's a lot of things that look like I was amazed when I looked up Wolverine. I expected a Wolverine to be a badass Massive wolf with claws and it's like a little magic. Yeah, it's like a little a small animal with like three clothes It's not that it's not the best superhero. Did you see the video of Kristen Bell? Or this might or make a great one or a back? Did you see the video of Kristen Bell meeting the sloth? Yeah, I just freaking out where a dax I guess her husband brought a sloth to her birthday party.

It's the cutest thing ever. She didn't even meet the sloth. It was the anticipation of meeting the guy. Yeah, yeah, she broke down before she even met it. She just knew it was there and freaked out. Why? Celebrity problems. She really likes sloths, I guess.

And she's always wanted to see one in person. And so she found out it was coming and got really excited. You know what, women love more than Mastin Martin? You know the fucking sloths. Apparently bitches love more than maston Martin I love the fucking slots Apparently bitches love slots. See that is the kind I watched that video and she breaks down crying from happiness Yeah, and then but she she like locks up. Yeah, and it is extraordinarily cute At three minutes and thirty five seconds You know, it's like if that's your whole life though of dealing with someone who goes through that like they lock up and get emotional

Like she says she was on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Yeah. She says she lives in a scale of emotion between like five and eight in that scale. And if she goes below five or goes below or goes above eight in terms of happiness, she completely freaks out losing. Everything starts crying. Yeah. And that's like, that's pretty, pretty manic.

Yeah, that's right. You have a script of yourself. Have you ever cried from Joy? I can't imagine that no. I don't think so no I don't think I have what about you Barbara. I have you cry from joy. Yeah What I found it was getting hired here. Oh Gavin now have you ever cried from joy Works out so there's another store in Vegas that we skipped over that's a that's a great one and near and dear to our hearts Well, when it coincident, you're not hired. But it all works out. So there's another store in Vegas that we skipped over.

That's a great one. And near and dear to our hearts. The M&M store. There is a zombie apocalypse store. What? That's what the theme of the store is. There is a zombie, they just sell zombie gear. Where's that at?

It's actually right by when we went out there for the IAW TV awards. Okay. It was on the way. It's just west of the strip. We had so many people go out to The wards that we decided it would be cheaper instead of renting everyone a hotel room We just rented one big house I mean I'm saving it and you can a pretty nice house. You got yourself a Jersey Shore house

It was awesome. I mean normally for what you pay for eight hotel rooms. That's a lot of money But it was very inconvenient especially in Vegas. That was a bad first place to try that. Oh, yeah So so we had to drive past this and we kept passing the zombie apocalypse store. Oh, long time we get the zombie apocalypse casino. The zombie thing has to be done, right? Oh, come on. They're in a fucking store for it in Vegas. And there's a, the New World War Z movie is coming out this year, I think. Yeah. That's the Brad Pitt produced 20. I think he stars in it, too.

Which it's a terrible, terrible idea, I think., that's the the Brad Pitt produce 20 I think he stars in it too Which it's a terrible terrible idea. I think really yes Well, you know we talked about one of our sponsors a few weeks back was audible calm. Yeah, you know I have the World War Z book courtesy of audible calm. You loaded on my phone for my flight Have you listen have you listened to I'm saving it for this flight? It's really it's and then you could go back and read the book Because he can't cover the entire book in an audiobook. It's like a six hour long. I got it too I actually I drove to Dallas this weekend. I listened to the first half of it So there you go. So do you like it? Oh, yeah, I mean, I've read the book a number of times I just want to establish though. This is important because this is a sponsor and it's our first sponsor

So it's important to establish things at the beginning my recommendation was better than Gus's right? That's important. Well Gus recommended the Terrible terrible idea. Also, why is that terrible? Because he I mean I didn't make it. He made so my recommendation people were telling me on Twitter how smart I was which is that's the purpose of Twitter is to feel good about yourself. Would you feel happy if you'd actually raise the sales dramatically of that book? I don't actually do like that book. I mean I'm really great book. Yeah. I wasn't recommending it because I had to. I'm I'm I think I'm close to the end of the Steve Jobs biography.

He's got cancer again. It's like, it's like you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, oh, how far along you are. But the reason why that it's gonna be a terrible movie is because Brad Pitt's turning into an action movie. And it's like the character of Max Brooks's character. He's, Brad Pitt is playing that character. And it's like, he's there during the beginning of it,

as far as I can tell. There's a couple different sections of the book and there's one called The Great Panic. Yes. And I believe that this focus is on The Great Panic, which is the zombie apocalypse. Yeah. Which I think if you're going to see a movie you would expect to see that part. Yeah. I mean there's certain scenes like The Younger Scene, it's going to be awesome on film and stuff like that,

but what I would have loved to have been done is do a band of brothers HBO special, like a band of brother style HBO thing with World War Z, where it's a series, like a mini series where it's like, you know, eight hours worth of content telling different stories in that book. Okay. That would have been awesome. But honestly, wouldn't you prefer that for everything that you like? Well, I mean, the World War Z is a special case because I mean, literally, they're telling individual stories that all, you know, all do cover the same subject. Yeah. This movie, it sounds like they're trying to link everything together and

make it one big story as opposed to individual stories that are happening in a larger environment. What would make more money? A franchise in the movie theaters would make more money. Yeah. Because, I mean, it's just, it's, it has the theatrical release, and then it has all those other releases. It can go to HBO, then it can go to network television, it can do everything, you know? And, you know, it can make a ton of money, and then go to home, home video.

I mean, I think a lot of those like HBO specials, I think they make most of their money, I'm just pulling this out of my ass, but from home video, see? Yeah, CBD and Blu-ray, man. I mean, you know, I mean, HBO is a weird model too, because they still bank on subscriptions. Not from you like, they don't bank

on you watching the show. They just bank on you wanting to get HBO because the show is around there. I have a complaint. Go ahead, I'm glad we're talking about HBO. The other day, I've heard people talk about this HBO go thing. For it, which lets you watch HBO on your computer, or on the go, or a smart TV. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna look into that. You know,

if it's like Netflix or Hulu, I'll pay, you know, seven bucks a month and I'll watch some HBO shit. You cannot subscribe. You cannot sign up for HBO go unless you have your current cable subscriber who already subscribes to HBO and only from a certain number of select cable providers. Yes. So what's a fucking point then? Why wouldn't they just take my money directly? I would give them $7 a month to get that service. So you say straight into their pocket, fucking circumventing the cable company.

You would just get the HBO on the go and not get those subscription to home. Yeah, fuck it. I wouldn't even have cable, right? No, that's all I want. I don't know if that's something with the cable provider. I'm sure. They have some sort of exclusivity.

I'm sure it is, since it's only like five cable providers, you can have it do it. But, you know, it's just frustrating to me, because I have Hulu and Netflix. I feel like I can, for the most part, choose my entertainment that I want on demand, but not that one. I'm getting embarrassed, just.

Okay. Why did you want HBO? I don't know, on the go. Like honestly, I don't even know what to watch. I don't even know that there's a single pro on Tora. Just say it out loud. Tora's is over, isn't it? Own it. I'm trying his over. Yeah, they were apted. I know, but you haven't seen it. No, but I don't give know that there's a single I'm just say it over isn't it? Oh, no, I'm trying to over. Yeah, they were after I know but you haven't seen it

No, but I don't get fuck about it. I said I'll admit I've seen like the first three seasons of on to our show never know actually in the city Does that even still under the me still play that no, it's over. Yeah, they play rep because I think don't they do they? I don't think maybe boardwalk empire. That's not HBO, right? So boardwalk empire is on iTunes and I have downloaded like the first three episodes But haven't watched any of them for some reason. You're like that's like me and the wire I bought like season one of the wire on iTunes, but I cannot like when we talked about it like two weeks ago here I bought it that day and I still have not even started watching it. Why you can't bring yourself to watch it

No, I just like I forget about it. Yeah, I downloaded it onto my iPad. It's like I forget that I bought the entire box set of the wire on DVD. I've never watched it. Really? I shut the... The wire did something that I thought I would like in theory, but then didn't like in practice. And I think MMOs were like that for me in general.

I always thought when MMOs were coming, I was gonna love MMOs, but I just, besides the Star Wars one, I never really got into any MMO. Like I was just telling us, I had a gamer milestone recently. Yeah. I now have an MMO character at the current level cap. Oh, you hit 50.

I've never had that. Oh, well. I've never done that. Congratulations. You guys always made fun of me for secretly playing wild. I never even got to level 60, 70, never. You got the 60. I got the 60 when the cap was 80.

Yeah, it was the cap was 80. Yeah, but what is that to do off to you? Level 50, whatever. Operations, hard modes the Cap was 80. Yeah, but what is that to do off to you level 50? Oh, ever. Operations, hard modes, flashpoints. That's for Star Wars. So the Star Wars one is very story driven, so you can just play a different character. They have a different experience in the game.

There's a whole legacy system in the Star Wars game where it's like once you get a character to a certain level, you can then. It hasn't all been implemented yet, but you're going to be able to help out a new character. I want to say that's not to say that we haven't had our share of fun in anyone modes in the past. You and I played the shit out of old games like World War II online, Planet Side.

Planet Side played a bunch, yeah. Planet Side was good. I know, God, I remember, you see that was, they're making a sequel to Planet Side. Yeah, I'm actually gonna play that. I know we played quite a bit of Planet Side back in the day when it came out. But those, I mean, I feel like I had a lot of fun playing that game. I don't know why I ever stopped, but I feel like there was that stealth class, right? You're just always like, go into the room and just like sit there invisible and just

Stad people Yeah, yeah, because everyone played it because like it was just In a bit too invisible armies fight each other But you can see the dude you can see like invisible guy. You're like where'd he go? It's a gear invisible is like this weird standoff you'd have like you'd be sitting behind a crate Yeah, you'd like sit there for like an hour waiting to't see what the other visible gun move. It was totally different kind of game But then what happened was they introduced mechs Into the game in expansion and that kind of that really changed the game. Yeah

Wait, I remember like riding into like behind enemy lines and like taking away bases from people and coming off supply lines That was fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. They're making a sequel to the planet side. Okay. I keep it 99 Off supply lines. That was fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. They're making a sequel to planet side. Okay. I keep it aside 99 99 or 2000. Yeah, who is that developed by Sony? Okay. I think it was Was it variant Ever play tribes a little bit. It's a lot like tribes. Okay. I mean yeah. Oh, sorry release date was 2003. Oh wow Really we were making rivers of blue when when it started it started two months after we started reverse and blue May 2003 That's really weird. Wow. I joined outside

That's really crazy. It seemed like it was a long time ago. Yeah, I still can't believe that's nine years ago. Yeah, we're much I have a ninth anniversary Wasn't that longer go It's an MMO FPS Okay, or as it's more commonly called, Emma Moths. It is real stuff the tongue. You know, it could be a little bit of a mock. Alright, I got to ask you a question then.

About using a computer. Gutsch, you're technically savvy guy. Supposedly. I play MMOs and FPS games, which are basically first person controlled with the mouse. Essentially, you know, you control your view with the mouse. What the fuck is it in video games? When I'm playing I'm just traveling along having a good time. All of a sudden I'm looking up straight up in the air and doing circles like with my mouse is going like that and it happens in FPS games and it happens

in MMOs to me. What is that? Do you have a shitty mouse? Is it never happened to you? It never happens to you. I think you either have a crappy mouse or whatever the surface you're using your mouse on isn't reflecting the shit properly. You never have it where your mouse just goes. That's happened to me before a couple times playing some games. Yeah. And you're just like looking at your mouse and it's like your later mouse goes kick off into some weird angles. What the hell does happen? It takes a second to reset yourself. But it doesn't happen on a musing word, you know, or anything like that. Certainly internet. Yeah, but if you do that, then if you ever had your mouse just like go up to the upper left corner or something. I don't remember that ever happening. Go to a random site.

Did you have a wireless mouse? I tell my wife that's what happened. Give a wireless mouse? I think we can come at. What? Is it a wireless mouse? No, it's wired. That's weird. See that happens when I play Hayla. It's a technical answer. Yeah, it's weird. It happens when you play Hayla. That happens when I play Hello. I just end up looking up in the air with my gun straight up With an X plus controller. Yep. That's because I'm shit. Yeah, it's a little different Yeah, we should put you in Joel on a team together So Joel just put out that commander shepherd video. Did you see that thing? I did don't where he's been working on it for a while He's been working on it for a while. How does Joel's brain make that?

I think the question is how does it make that? I played the I played the Mass Effect 3 demo finally the other day. It's good I'm looking forward to it. Yeah it's coming up soon. It looks saying that it looked completely different. It looks different. It looks really the game looks different than Mass Effect 2 like the graphical aesthetic that they chose. I think there's something about the shadows. Yeah I think I think that's that that's what looks different to me. Like two dramatic. Like there's more shadowing or. Yeah, I think I think that's that's what looks different to me like to dramatic Like it's more shadowing or shading on the face. I loved the Mass Effect to it was like it was like clean sci-fi and you had all the scars in his face

It just looked really like Cleanly good. I can't even describe it. I just love the style of Mass Effect to I tend to not like realism in games Yeah, it's a weird thing. I just like Borderlands is a great example. Is that cel-shaded? Yeah, cel-shaded, but it wasn't always cel-shaded. I really liked that way. That way the darkness too, didn't I? That's cel-shaded. That's pretty cool. I don't like that. I don't like cel-shaded. I typically don't, but I feel like with Borderlands it really worked. Right. Even Halo, there's the iterations of Halo where Halo 1 and Halo 3 were like super colorful and like really poppy colors.

Yeah, I prefer that. I'd do the like gritty version. Although I like the ODST, you know? It's like my like, like, read shots a little bit more realistic in the colors. Seems a bit more muted. Well, it reaches like totally different because it's early too. I would say like more compared to Halo 2. Where Halo 2 was darker, like, it was darker and more realistic in muted colors and

kind of next genish, whereas Halo 1 was like, I don't know, it's like, cartoony, but it was darker and more realistic and muted colors and kind of next genish. Whereas Halo 1 was like, I don't know, it's like cartoony, but it was like a really poppy vibrant color. I'm saying. Halo 2 was muted colors. I mean, oh, the cognitive ships, like bright purple and blue and stuff. Well, I was just saying, like, what's the amount of the way it looked? It looked kind of more aggressive. I don't know how else to put it.

Whereas Halo 3 went back to that original kind of style, and I liked it a lot. Just games in general. Yeah, I like a style versus just trying to get straight to photorealism. Do you have to go ahead, Gap? I was just wondering if you do, because you know, a big Halo guy, do you read all the terminals in Halo? I do do it in Halo Anniversary. The terminals in Halo Anniversary were awesome. I only saw a few of them and each one I was just like, wow, that's pretty cool.

There was a really cool story that they told, especially because I've been reading the new books too Is it that it happens like specific levels have specific ones or is it like happening order like no matter what you're asking you question I don't know I'm pretty sure you have I never found their levels specific. Yeah, I believe they are so to hear the story in order You'd have to unlock them in order on the levels. Yeah, okay I wasn't sure when I was unlocking them when I was playing the game, but then I just went back, you can just go through the menu and watch them all on Halo and Virtuaries. Right.

Because I was trying to watch them while playing and you can get killed while you're watching them. So I know. So really? Yeah. I didn't go up. So if the other person is not watching them, then the fight continues. I didn't know that. You get to watch them.

Oh, you're getting sane. No. How do you correct? I'm always wrong. How do you watch full motion? Oh, you're over your over Xbox live. No. What is it? System link?

System link. Oh, system link. So you have your own kid screen. Yeah. Okay, said played over split screen. I was wondering, how do you watch a video in like a split screen? And then make a sense to me. Now it makes sense.

It's funny that that's the default thing you thought of was a split screen instead of a system link or Xbox live. I listen, I have a thousand points in every Halo game. I'm not getting it in anniversary. There's a achievement in that game to finish the library. Oh god. It's like 30 minutes. I'll show that. It's not what you think. It will take every time you die, the counter of time will go back to that checkpoint. Okay, then there's another one on the library to only to not die. Yeah, I haven't done that one. On heroic, right?

Yeah, that's hard. Yeah, those are both, to me, they both seemed important. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be back to that checkpoint. Okay, then there's another one on the library to only to not die. Yeah, I haven't done that one on heroic, right? Yeah, that's hard. Yeah, those are both that to me, they both seemed impossible, but I was trying to do them not die one first. Maybe I should just go back and try to get the 30 minute one. Yeah, I think that's how it works. I got it and I definitely didn't do it in 30 minutes. I was at least now. There's a slight departure in Halo

a slight departure in Halo anniversary versus other Halo games, which makes some of those achievements a little bit easier. And now one of the skulls helps you. The skulls before in Halo games were always difficulty modifiers to go up. There's one that makes it easier for you. And so in levels where you have to have skulls turned on to get an achievement, you just turn on this one and it's like what's going on? There's the first of all there's the grunt Funeral and that's a good part of the grunt explode the grunts explode like their plasma pistols when the land of ground Now that was a preorder one, but then there's also the Rambo one which gets you unlimited ammo I don't have any of these. How do you get all the skulls? I guess And you can turn on the skulls to help you get achievements in general And they don't like they don't take away your ability to get achievements Huh, so you can turn on an unlearned ammo one and just once you get a rocket launcher

Crazy Well, there's one you can get where like the stack you can get is one that makes the grunts explode when they die Which sucks because you're like constantly looking out for dead grunts everywhere Then there's another one where it doubles the blast radius of grenades which also counts for the grunts. Wow. And then you can also get the unlimited ammo. So you start hitting rocket launchers, you start hitting parties of grunts and they're

just just like all the whole level. Like a whole chain. You walk for like a blind reaction and just grunts blowing each other up. Yeah, exactly. It's awesome. It's fun though. We had a blast playing that game. Literally the one is my favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Let's think where it's it's just four little slots to put people's fingers like it's a certain people victims And I guess it just randomly picks one and this product this product is not a toy not for children under 14 years of age

This product emits an electric shock from a battery. I'm gonna be Well, it's not plugged into the main it's not gonna be that bad It has to spell and I call down lightning. You the mains. It's not gonna be that bad. It casts a spell and calls down lightning. Are you not afraid of a car battery? Yes. So this other one's cool. You each hold a handle. And there's a light in the center.

And when the light turns green, you push the button on your handle. The last person to push their button gets shot. That just seems like a good idea. Yeah, we would have done it on the podcast, but they require AAA batteries. We're gonna have double. Wow. How big of a shot could you possibly get from? Oh, there's dial. Are they're setting?

There's four AAA batteries. So what? Six volts? It goes to four. Uh, it needs to go up to 11. No, no, no, no. That seems better to me. Like five. It could kill you. You know, we can only take this thing up to four. One two three four death. better than me like five could kill you. You know, we can only take this thing up to four. One, two, three, four, death. Like every other scale. Yeah. Oh man. Okay, check this out.

So on this thing, there's extreme and normal. So extreme is three shock. So I guess only the first person who hits it is on the other side of that one, Bernie. It's on the bottom. The first person who hits it won't get shocked. Oh, he's screwed that. No, no, no. That could boy at Christmas.

No! What's two? There goes from one to three. It's like we don't even bother with two. Well how would it decide which two people did it? How does it decide which one person does it? I think it's different people. It's by timing, isn't it? Yeah.

Make sure you're in three shock. Oh, I know what it is. The first person who hits it doesn't get shocked. Yeah, that's what it was. That's what Jackson said. Oh, did you? I'm so excited. It's like, I was lost for good. I'm just sal what Jackson just said. Oh, did you? I'm so excited. It's like, I was lost.

It's still celebrating right now. I want to figure out on my own, Jack. Oh, Jesus. Bernie also bought this other shocker thing that is like a lie detector test. Yes. That a few people have tried out in the office, and I refuse to do it.

Well, we saw Ricky Durvey's video, right? We're Ricky Durvey's shock sum TV host. Yeah. Dude, fuck that. They had to set up on a manual thing and so I thought, what is that thing? I had to buy that. And so I for sure enough, I found it and bought it. Yeah, I saw it on the internet in the next day.

It was in our office. And I was like, why would you? Like what in the video makes you want to purchase that? The guy getting shocked. And it probably could be. It's now in two pieces. Yeah, well, it's supposed to do that because when you get shocked, you kind of have to react to your hand away.

So it breaks into. I'm sure all these things get broken. Even this one, all these suction cups in the bottom to keep them stable. Those are the smallest succumbent world. Because you know someone's just going to rip it off and throw it at somebody else's head and instantaneous.

Oh, it seems like that. Those things come off, though. Like those little handle things, those pull off, right? No, they don't. Oh, they don't. What's the coil cable then? That's got the thing, those things have to come off, right? Oh, look at that.

Oh, so you sit here like this. Yeah. Oh, that's your better. Man, I'm in the wrong business. I should just do this all day. I'm not sure what business would allow me to play with the shocking toys all day. Japanese torture porn.

This is the best. Or do you happen to use game shows? This pull cost got very visual. So here's a great way to play it. You have two All right, god like that. Oh my god. What did you do the three-shock thing? So at least one of your hands is gonna get shot Jack you were not allowed to invent games Yes, okay, you want you want your you want the losers to lose and cry and be horrible. Oh So great. Let's go get some replies. I can't I will do it. Yes, do that directly after this

What is the go-to Pharmacy in the UK I would say boots Is it a cat this walks around? Provides you with drugs called a card trunk boot. Yeah, do you have a what do you have what is a pharmacy in the UK? What do you call it? A chemist? A paparazzi? A pharmacy. What do you call it?

Pharmacy? Yeah. Do you say chemist, too? Yeah. Okay. And then you go there into they have pharmaceuticals and then other things as well or just the pharmacy. Well, like boots would have just a pharmacy section in it with the late of other stuff.

I can't believe boots is real. I thought you were making that out. Okay. So it has a pharmacy and then loads of other stuff. Yeah, like, you know, deodorant and stuff. Sandwiches. Deodorant, sandwiches. Yeah, I don't know.

What do you need? I need to get you to go to Sweden for currency exchange. Viagra. How do you say that? Viagra. Viagra, you say Viagra? Yeah. You say all sorts of things differently.

Like, you say, we've been through this. Pantene, and you say Pantene. Pantene. Pantene. I'm sure you heard Gavin's American voice. I'm not doing it there do it. Do it. Give me some No, don't you'll take away from your mystique. I wouldn't do it either. I wouldn't do it. I would say hey get in my He asked in Martin Yeah, do the American accent with a British car Just doesn't what I actually discovered the panting thing from Gavin when we were talking on Skype one night French isn't it panting?

the Pantene thing from Gavin when you're talking on Skype one night. This French isn't it Pantene? Wait, what? What the fuck are y'all talking about? Pantene ProV, the shampoo. Apparently in the UK it's pronounced Pantene. I think he does it for effect too because I heard him say it as well. Who the hell goes around saying Pantene so much? I mean, I never talked about it.

Gus said we ever talked about it. No, I don't think we've ever talked about Pantene product. Gus, I gotta talk to the way. You're in the office now. What's that? You're in the office. guess if we ever talked about we've ever talked about panting product. Guess I gotta talk to the way here. What's that? Yeah, more women in the office. Apparently we do.

Apparently you two are on Skype talking about shampoo. Wow. Yeah, talking about like within a week of being here, Barbara tripped electrical breakers from using the hair dryer. Yeah, well that's because I was doing these series short where I had to be in the shower. So my hair was all wet as it does. Yeah, no one, no one else had ever had that problem.

Barbara immediately. You don't have dry. I guess. No. Do you? You said it's so shocked that Gavin informed me that he doesn't look in the mirror. Ever. What does the vampire? He doesn't have a mirror in his house.

Where he lives in a house. I've got no mirror in my bedroom. Right. So I just woke out. I normally don no mirror in my bedroom. Right, so I just walk out. I normally don't either. I gotta say, like, there are mirrors in my bathroom, but I never pay attention to them. You just be like, what do you do?

You know, I'm gonna be like, what do you look at? You change the phone? You look at the sink. I'm like, the sinker of my phone. You look down and shame. What's your phone? When you're brushing your teeth?

Yeah, reading news and stuff. How often you brush your teeth? Five a day. Why do you need to look at yourself brushing your teeth? I don't know. I don't know. What people do? I thought, yeah, it's not weird. Like, what is in there better use your time?

Like, I read the statesman while I'm brushing my teeth. I'm not brushing my teeth for like 10 minutes. It's like a minute and a half or so. I brush my teeth for like five minutes because I walk around and like, it takes me a while. I have the electric toothbrush with a timer. So I do two minutes every time. So I do.

Do you have a sonic care? Mm-hmm. Do you have the one in the a timer. So I do two minutes every time. You have a sonic care. Mm-hmm Do you have the one in the new ones with the old ones? I have them then what I have is like Four years old now, I guess yeah Yeah, I have one of the newer ones and it has like a compartment It's almost like a little coffin where you have that yeah, we put the brushes in the base them in UV light Oh, no, I don't have that. Yeah, the one I have is like for travel. Yeah, fuck off look at me Yeah, the one I have is like for travel. Yeah fuck off look at me Yeah, I'm gonna Well, so dirty you go back to the whole dirty

Inadequate inadequate okay laughing at the same thing. That's always dressing crazy. I've you had your teeth wind No, no, I use crest white strips though. Oh, they're really white. Yeah, I used a I used a two-hour white trips though. They're really white. Right. Yeah. I used to I used a two-hour thing. They have ones now you can keep in your mouth for two hours. Those things actually work. Do those things work like there's just there's some people who are sensitive to them though. Yeah. They make your teeth really really good. You can say it's you guys. We won't make it. No, no, no. Like there's some people who like when they use them and like they like yell out in pain because it like triggers some pain receptor in their in their gums. There was yeah there's some people who get like sensitive to cold after they wait in their teeth.

I don't know, what if that is? Well, this is like burnt off a layer of the anamol. It weakens the anamol. Maybe yours. I think it's a badass anamol. You know, I've never had a cavity. Really? I like that.

Wow. Never had a cavity, never had food poisoning. We never had food poisoning. This is your superpower. Maybe candy. It was called food poisoning. It was squandered. Are you like, are you like a breakable?

Have you taken a sick day ever in your life? I got you I got allergies. Remember when I got allergies Oh, yeah, and I had to get 48 allergy shots in eight weeks Yeah, the freaking needle that you would walk around with my happy pants your heart stopped So I have a question since you don't have you've never had a cavity. You don't have any feelings. Yes Have you ever bitten down on a piece of foil? I don't know what that means right Right. We talked about this in the podcast recently and someone explaining me why it hurts people. Apparently, if you have fillings, there's an electric potential between aluminum foil and the five fillings. And since your mouth is so damp, it conducts that electricity between the two of them. So if you don't have fillings, you never experience it I never ever talk about it. I did always wonder that there's a scene in base get pool where one of you seem basically

Yeah, it's kind of like the other guy out just by chewing on foil and I was like Okay, like the other guy out is what you don't have cavities either Deb No, you know any feelings I should say are you like the hero in the UK? I've just never got a post-doc He is the best tooth in the UK He's a celebrity over there. Have you had your wisdom teeth out? No. Barbara?

I have. It was the weirdest experience of my life. Because I had all four removed and they were impacted. So they had to put me out completely. But when they put the gas mask on, they were like, okay, countdown from 10. So I started counting. And then I closed my eyes and I opened them. And I'm in a completely different room with gauze shoved in my mouth. Really? It was like I blinked. It was the weirdest thing I've ever had.

There's instantaneous instantaneous. Wow, that's crazy. And I was like Did you have any video with that? No, I would love to see that. You know, I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out. So it's a video has come up. I've got three my mind of like I Starts to get one hour I Three course the wisdom I get like one tooth come up every like two years one Choose come up every year So you're a missin' that So when you're like 50 years gonna have like just nothing but a mouthful of teeth

It's like go all the way back here for it It's keep up here and the ends of your fingers You're doing like a career. I'm with your Gribina. I know what you're doing. I'm with your Garvin. I'm not laughing at you. So I'm going to say less stuff.

You guys are both, you guys are both, because Barb, you're from Canada. Canada. And you are from the UK. Great, ingloid. Great, ingloid. So you guys are both moving to America and having to deal with now with the American health care system

being different than yours. And I'm assuming, I mean, you don't use the healthcare system now that much, right? No. Oh, yeah. Except for your test of life. I used to, the last week's the... Don't test them. So, like, when you had that thing, was there any concern that they would have to put you

on a waiting list or anything? You just went to the emergency room and you immediately went into the OR, right? Yeah, but that was because my test could be about to explode. Yeah. Wow. We're gonna recover this territory again. I don't think.

Yeah, I think we've covered that one sufficiently. Done. Here's a good example. So when I was younger, my wisdom teeth came in, and I was in college, and I did not have insurance. I didn't have dental insurance with a separate than just normal health insurance. I'm not your teeth and I'm part of your health.

I don't know why that's the case. But like in the UK is universal healthcare different for dentistry than it is for the rest of your body? There's a separate thing. Why is that? I don't know. Why is it like vision too? Same sort of deal.

Give a one. So my eyes know on the healthcare. No, no. It depends on what you mean by eyes. So things in the front of my head. My eyes not on the healthcare It depends on what you mean by eyes The things in the front of my head. So when I was in college I did not have Dental insurance and my wisdom teeth came in and I needed to get my wisdom teeth removed I had two of them my lowers were impacted. What does that mean?

Does that mean you're like turned? Yeah, they're not coming up straight So this is my tooth the other two is coming sideways and budding up against the other tooth like that Yeah, so that's the way that works. Which is bad. It is bad. Bad mouth news. And I need to go take them taken out. So what I did was I did like a pharmacophane, which Jack, you know what that is.

Yeah, the rubber adrigues thing. Well, exactly, but he did it. Yeah. It's where you go for experimental tests. Really? And they take your teeth out as part of it. Yeah, and they'll give you like experimental pain management medication or like something else. Or you get a placebo and you get no medicine and you don't know.

Fuck that. But, but they say as soon as you start feeling pain, you can say something and they'll give you. Yeah, they'll give you the real stuff. So it's and you get it for free, I assume, or do they pay you for it? Yeah, they paid me to you. They paid me 800 bucks. Well, to get your teeth out. They, they maybe 800 bucks, you get my teeth out. And then I sat there for six hours in recovery while they gave me to you. They paid me 800 bucks. Well, to get a teeth out. They paid me 800 bucks to get my teeth out. And then I sat there for six hours in recovery

while they gave me IME Profen and other things. I know it's all good. And they didn't give me any Novakint. Oh, they didn't give me, or not Novakint, he didn't give me Novakint. They didn't give me, was it a value or a hydrocodone? What is that? Hydrocodone?

What's the official name of that? Valium? Hydrocodone. Yeah, valium is separate. That's different. Yeah, but it's good. Hydrocodone is the generic name of another drug. It was inventedoto. Yeah, volume is separate. That's different. Yeah, but it's good. Hydrocodone is the generic name of another drug.

It's invented. Hydrocodone. Yeah. Or is it percuset or something? Oxcotten. No, it's not actually cod. Anyway, that was the close that I've ever come to get addicted to something. Because I took two of those pills when I went home.

I'm like, took one and then I took the next one. And you can only take one every like six hours. And immediately after taking the second one, I looked at my watch and I go what can I take the next one well what am I doing So I immediately stopped taking that and I don't like I'm weird I don't like medicines and I would not be knocked out I would not let them put me under for to get my wisdom Really? I know I've never been medically knocked out before have you been knocked out period? Have you ever lost consciousness? I may have no one I think I got a concussion when I was a kid, but no, I passed out one time where I was actually sitting in my desk in my

Apartments and I had my feet kicked up on the desk and I stood up real quick and walked into living room And I started getting those black dots that come in and make the tunnel vision thing Yeah, yeah, and my roommate was on the couch and I said I'm gonna pass out The next thing I remember I'm sitting where my TV stand used to be, and my back hurt, and I got up, and I walked in living in my roommate, had the phone in his hand, was staring at me. And he's like, he says, do you know how long you're out? And I'm like, oh, shit, how long was I out? And he's like, like 15 seconds.

He's like, oh, you fucker, you mean? It's like a couple minutes. He was on the phone with 911, and hung up. Because I got up, and so I was like, nevermind. I was like, oh man, that was weird. And so I didn't go pick up like my TV stand. Like thankfully my TV didn't break anything. But about an hour later the cops show up,

they're like, yeah, we had a hang up from night on one of this address. I was like, oh my idiot roommate hung up on you guys. I'm sorry, I got up and had a blood rush and passed out. So yes, I have been knocked out one time in my life. I glad it took only an hour to do that. I know, it's like wow

You know if someone calls and hangs up. They don't immediately run over I had a similar thing when I lost my vision Do I told you about this one? Oh, yeah, this is pretty crazy. You heard a journal about that I think Well, this was like when I was 11 so I probably wasn't on the street then but maybe you joined two weeks later You did you did read a journal about something with like a migraine or something. Oh, no, that was that was recent You know you can write journals about things that happened in the past. You know? We know that's how it went. What is this witchcraft?

I was playing a game at school with my friends and for some reason my sleeves ended up tied together. Like the sleeves of my coat. For some reason. I think that was like if you got caught or something. And I was going gonna get carried. So someone had my legs or someone had my top half. And the guy who was lifting my legs,

just lifted my legs. Before the other guy just like got there. So I just like without being able to put my hands back, I just went from stood up to on the back of my head. Yeah, back head's bad thing to hear. And all of a sudden like it was loud. I remember it like being loud when I hit the floor. My vision just blurred into one big color. And apparently then I sat down in a puddle

and just was looking around. You can see that. You don't have to cry. You're in your eye the second you start talking about the story. And basically, it's okay. You passed it. You survived. You can see we're all friends here. It's a healthy environment. And basically I went blind for three days. We'll have a game. Yeah, I couldn't see anything for about three days. And he's 11. Holy crap.

Yeah, because all the vision is on the back of the brain, so I just bruised it. Jesus. That's fucked up. And he told me that story, I would freak out. And now I don't speak to that game anymore. Really? No shit. So how did you get around? I guess your parents are just, I was so concussed that I don't know how I got home And I remember being in bed thinking I'm gonna throw up so bad because I was concussed. I remember crawling on my hands and knees Because I knew how my toilet was so I crawled into the toilet through up and crawled back

And my dad came in and he was like you just threw up on the top of the toilet threw up and crawled back. And my dad came in, he was like, you just threw up on the top of the toilet. I didn't have to see up, but anyway, I just... I gotta say, what a caring father. My head and jury son, who is now blind. And I don't know if he's gonna recover his vision I'm gonna complain in here for throwing up in the wrong way holy cow oh my god you're gonna clean that up guys did he like like a tape a sponge to one hand the other hand go crawl back over there. Did you lapse of the bathroom? So did your vision recover quickly after the video? It was very gradual. It went very quickly.

My vision disappeared very quickly. I could see light. It wasn't like pitch black. But all the detail came back after about three days. And it was just a big blur. You ever wonder if it didn't come back completely? Have you had any experience with Justin? And you still can't see properly? I don't know. I just felt like crap three days anyway, so it wasn't like I was trying to do stuff

But I couldn't see it. Did you think it was gonna be permanent? Uh, I think I did at the time. It was 11. I was like Oh We really like we really upset. Yeah, I was upset. I can imagine. I mean one point you start like preparing You know for a life of blindness essentially. Yeah, the idea of losing something like that losing any sense You know like I mean like Jeff hurt his thumb and he couldn't use his left hand for a life of blindness essentially. Yeah. The idea of losing something like that, losing any sense, you know, like, I mean, like Jeff heard his thumb, and he couldn't use his left hand for a while,

even that. Yeah. That was okay, too. But it's like, the idea of just like not being able to do stuff you're used to doing, you know. You're not being able to see. That's why I hate the idea of getting old. Yeah.

Like, like, not being able to do what you used to do. Well, it's your time at Plancus. Your shotgun retirement. It's still in the fact. It's still in the fact that I just postponed it a little bit. I refused to be old and unable to take care of myself. I'll look off to you guys. Fuck you. Apparently, 30 and not able to take care of myself. Just fine. You gotta cover it. You can go. But we should wrap up because we have some stuff to do.

Wait, there was something I wanted to ask Gavin about that though. I guess I'll have to ask you next week. Thank you. Let's do it on it for a week. So where do you guys want to go to lunch? That's a good question. I take, I go to lunch almost every day, I feel like. What is the idea of not being able to do stuff you're used to doing?

You know, not being able to see. That's why I hate the idea of getting old like like not being able to do what you used to do Well, it's your time at plan just your shotgun. It's still it's still in the back. Just postpone it a little bit I Refuse to be old and unable to take care of myself. I'll look off to you guys 30 and I'm able to take care of myself. I'll look off to you guys. Fuck you. Apparently, you're 30 and not able to take care of yourself. Just fine. You got it covered. You can go. But we should wrap up, because we have some stuff to do. Wait, wait, there was something I wanted to ask Gavin about that, though.

I forget what I was next week. I guess I'll have to ask you next week. Thank you, but let's do it on it for a week. So, where do you guys want to go to lunch? That's a good question. I Take I go to lunch almost every day. I feel like it's like the idea of just like not being able to do stuff You're used to doing you know, I'll be able to see that's why I hate you idea of getting old Yeah, like like not being able to do what you used to do Well, it's your time at plan gas your shotgun retires still it's still in effect just postpone it a little bit

I shotgun recombinant still still in the face still in the back just postponed it a little bit I Refused to be old and unable to take care of myself. I'll look off to you guys Apparently in 30 and not able to take care of myself just fine You got it covered but we should wrap up because we have some stuff to do Wait, there was something I wanted to ask Gavin about that though. I forget what it was next week I guess I'll have to ask you next week. Thank you. It's too bad on it for a week. So where do you guys want to go to lunch? It's a good question. I Take I go to lunch almost every day. I feel like it's like the idea of just like not being able to do stuff You're used to doing you know, I'll be able to see that's why I hate the idea of getting old

Yeah, like like not being able to do what you used to do. Why don't you or time it plan, Jess? Your shotgun retires. It's still in effect. It's still in effect. Just postpone it. I'll postpone it a little bit. I refuse to be old and unable to take care of myself.

I'll look off to you, guys. Fuck you. Apparently, in 30 and not able to take care of myself, just fine. You got it covered. He can go. But we should wrap up because we have some stuff to do. Wait, there was something I wanted to ask Gavin about that though. And I forget what it was next week. I guess I'll have to ask you next week. Thank you. Let's do it on it for a week.

So where do you guys want to go to lunch? That's a good question. I take, I go to lunch almost every day. I feel like to Mama Fuz, I've been there a week. You have been there full of time. I think you do though. You always have a cup from there. Except for right now, you have a Starbucks one. Yeah.

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explanation in a couple of weeks as to what exactly it is that we're testing. Yeah, it takes a long time to get things set up. What is this does? Yeah, this does. We're working on some stuff. Oh, yeah, one more thing. We had Awe 100 this week. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it takes a long time to get things set up. What is this does? Yeah, this does. We're working on some stuff. Oh, yeah, one more thing. We had Awee 100 this week. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, very congratulations. So the achievement heart guys just had a hundred episodes of Awee. That's amazing. That's like pretty close to two years straight. Oh, it's almost exactly two years because we had a few episodes where it was like the late episodes or like we kind of took the week off and so.

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