Rooster Teeth Podcast - Stalked by a Deer - #604

Episode Date: July 7, 2020

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Jessica Vasami as they tal about armadillos, deer terror, being turf boys, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...ces

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. Hello everyone, welcome to the RT podcast. This show is sponsored by Brought to you by ExpressVPN. You know I'm Yolavum. Keep your location private from the strangers you game with online at expressvpn.com slash RTTV. I'm Barbara. I'm Gavin. I'm Chris. And I'm Jessica. And I'm Barbara. We are gussless this week. I feel it in my heart.
Starting point is 00:01:33 He, I know he took last week off for like a little vacation and I think maybe he just wanted to extend it into today. Also did that in true? Did I hurt anyone else's ear drums massively or is it just me? I didn't hear shit I Just lower my volume on everything so I didn't hear it as loud all I know is that at the beginning of this I just went into discord and muted Jessica You
Starting point is 00:02:03 Piece of shit. You can shit. Nope. Okay. He's laughing. He's laughing. So are we gonna talk about the topic of the day? Armadillos? Armadillos! Wait, what? All right, well, I'm gonna have to... What a talk about this.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Crack a beer for that one. Go ahead, Chris. Well, I just, I came in thinking, y'all were talking about our medallos and whether or not we're gonna talk about them. I said, yeah, let's talk about them, right? I don't know, what was there to talk about? Well, I had a moment earlier with Eric
Starting point is 00:02:37 where he sent me the link to this, you know, where we joined to do the podcast and we can see the other spaces. And the conversation before that was just stacks of other links. So I was like, man, this is all we talk about, Eric. And it's just like links to V mix. So he was like throwing our suggestions of the other things that we could talk about. So we start talking about YouTube.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Between us, too. So we started talking about Armadillo's. And then I said, maybe we should just stick to the links. And then that was it. We just ended it right there. But I haven't seen a living armadillo yet you haven't No ever Maybe it is you but I never just like out and about I don't think they have armadillos it's Close and do you every animal's in a zoo? What do you mean? I'm gonna go to the list. I don't think every animal's in a zoo because then there would be that be like hundreds and thousands of animals
Starting point is 00:03:24 They don't thousands of animals. Like they don't have free animals. They don't have hamsters as to what exactly. It's a hard to win a. They should have armadillos in British zoos. Well, that was the thing, like I went to a German zoo once with Meg, and she was like, oh my God, a bunch of raccoons have got into this enclosure. And I was like, no, there's just no raccoons here. That's the thing that we're looking at
Starting point is 00:03:49 raccoons. So according to Google, I just googled, are there armadillos and zoos? And this is what it says. Most armadillos and zoos live longer, which doesn't, again, answer my question. So I guess yes, there are. However, the pink fairy armadillo rarely lives more than a few years in zoos. So little is known about the species. There are 20 species of armadillos, by the way, in case you're wondering. Wow. I really love them. The pink fairy.
Starting point is 00:04:14 They carry leprosy. They do. What? What? I don't know. I mean, let's just walking around with like a biblical disease. Well, it's like, it's like koala's carrying chlamydia. Yeah, but chlamydia is still about, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:30 We still deal with that. You have it, yeah. No. Well, I guess no one ever gave the antibiotics to the armadillos. I don't know. We should, though. Yeah, we should.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Did you guys know that there are parrots in in Austin like while parents? Yeah, while parents Yeah, Jessica, we're supposed to be talking about armadillos not parents. All right my bad get back get back Sorry, sorry tell me about I didn't mean I did not know they were parents. I'd rather talk about armadillos No, they really are. I just looked it up the other day. Hold on, to keep them around, armadillos, and I'll bring them far. I think you can bring them around. I think you can shoot an armadillo with a gun,
Starting point is 00:05:15 and it'll bounce the bullet back. Don't shoot that armadillo. I'm not saying to do that. I'm not telling you to do that. You came up with that. Also come up with like you can pull an earthworm and half, and it becomes two worms. Is that the same guy?
Starting point is 00:05:27 I actually heard that as a kid. If you like step on or like crush a worm and it splits in two, it becomes two worms. Is that not true? No, I would think. But I literally grew up believing that. Well, because I think on one end is the mouth and it just like, you know, just pulls mud through itself
Starting point is 00:05:44 on the other end is just an anus. I don't think it can work backwards unless there is worms sort of chomping up with their anus and then puking out the mud. But I'm pretty sure it's just one worm. Do you guys have stuff? I always taught that as a kid and I believed it up until 31 years old. Is there anything that you were taught or that you believed as a child that like you believed for a lot of your life? Like stuff like if you cross your eyes and someone hits you at the back of the head your eyes will stay that way
Starting point is 00:06:11 I was taught that as a kid which I know is wrong. I mean, there's like the gum. I mean that you won years to figure that one out I Think something questioning Watermelon seeds are swallowing gum. I would I would I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question- I think it's not the question-
Starting point is 00:06:29 Watermelon seeds are swelling gum. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either grow watermelon. I would either hoop to be sticky. It was weird. Oh, no. I used to swallow my gum when I was a kid. Till someone told me it takes seven years,
Starting point is 00:06:51 and then I stopped. So I think that's just something people made up to get kids to stop swallowing gum. But to the important topic, Texas man hospitalized after bullet bounces off Armadillo. This was in 2015. There's a lot of people in the chat saying, if you shoot an armadillo, you'll kill it.
Starting point is 00:07:08 So don't do that. Well, I'm not saying to shoot either way, it's bad. Either it's gonna bounce. A Texas man, either you're gonna get shot by yourself because it bounced it back or you're gonna kill an armadillo. So just don't shoot armadillos. If you have a craving to shoot an armadillo,
Starting point is 00:07:23 maybe reconsider the fact that you own a gun. Maybe you get some help with that. But expect, especially don't shoot armadillos. Or anything, really. The way to kill an armadillo, you get a machete, right? Actually, I wouldn't, I wouldn't even know what to start. If I had to kill one, I would, I don't know how you catch one. I don't know how I catch one either.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Did any of you guys also, weren't even guys told as kids too, by your parents, that if you put like the car light on while you're driving, like they can't see or like you're gonna get arrested or something like that. Yeah, I was always told that was illegal. Yeah, me too. Is it?
Starting point is 00:08:04 No, it's not. I think it is like a bit distracting because it does, you can see the reflection of it, but I don't think you get pulled over for it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's an evil. You guys want to hear about the parents? Parakades? No.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Okay, here it, oh, okay, I thought you had a mutin. That was a mutin. Okay. Okay. Monk paracates may be native to this sub-prope. All right. Wait, I can't see him because I'm reading the article. Is he doing something dumb? No, no, I was just laughing. I was laughing at you trying to get through that.
Starting point is 00:08:34 You're doing very well at it. Thank you. Monk paracates may be due to the sub-tropics of South America, but over the last 40 years, they found a home in Austin, although their exact origin is disputed. It's accepted that in the early 1970s, 1970s parakeets were either released in the Zilker area or escaped their cages. Whoa. Yeah. It's for crazy. They're back so early. I saw them. yeah, I was like, there's a green bird on top of that light pole. So what the hell is that? Looked it up.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Well, look at it. Just a parrot. Yeah. There's trying to shoot down this parakeet conversation has been like trying to shoot an armadillo. That's all I got. I'm out. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:09:21 What time is it? God. It's a loft. I left it. Whoa. Yeah. I'm a lot of time left. Well, yeah. Do you feel like you're... I've had...
Starting point is 00:09:30 I feel like I don't see as many animals nowadays, because I don't go out as much. So I don't think about birds. Well, not that I thought much about birds anyway. But I mean, just in general, I feel like my animal interaction is down. Yeah, that would be sense if you are spending more time inside. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I mean, what other animals do you interact with on the daily basis before quarantine other than like Dutch? And what other animals? Well, I guess bugs. I'm not going to go out. See, I got noticing bugs more because there have been no joke, I think, three or maybe now four different wastes that have gathered around my place that we've had to spray to get rid of. And they just keep popping up. And I'm sure there's some type of solution.
Starting point is 00:10:22 So if anyone has chat, and chat has any solutions, or you guys have solutions for getting rid of wasps, or like, stop them from making nests at your place. Just throw a shoe, or shoot them. They don't bounce back. Thank you. One bullet will take out everyone. Just, Pfft.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I had a, I had a, a deer interaction recently, but I, that's probably the most recent wildlife I've encountered. I like how you say this as if before quarantine, you were experiencing so many wildlife interactions. I'm imagining that I see an ace Ventura where he comes back to his apartment in Aldi. I know. No.
Starting point is 00:11:00 It came up in Champ, but I didn't really tell it. I'll just tell it. So I had a friend who was getting stalked by a deer. And I'm not, like, I say stalked as in. So what had happened is they had been out walking their dog and their dog had attacked a fawn like a little baby deer and like tried to fight it. And so then you know that incident happened ever since then the mama deer would attack her and her dog anytime they saw them. would attack her and her dog anytime they saw them.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Oh God. And I mean, like, attack is in like charge. Like, like going to like to like to like to, you know, beat up, beat her up. Sorry, Chris, I wasn't paying attention when you actually imitated what it sounded like. Could you do it again? I mean, I didn't, it wasn't there. So, but this was like, it sounds like and can you do it again? I mean, I didn't, it wasn't there. So, but this was like,
Starting point is 00:12:05 it sounds like, can you do it again? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This person would, they would send me pictures of this deer. It's like, it's waiting behind the building for me. I see it. Like, just, like, it would just send me a picture of like, up on their balcony and they'd be like, it's watching me. Like, and this, it just be a deer like mean mugging her and be like,
Starting point is 00:12:38 like giving her. So what does she do? Well, she tried to avoid the deer, she'd walk the dog different places, but it would find her. So then, so then, there's something a horror story. Yeah, and then, so then she ended up
Starting point is 00:12:56 calling the animal control, and they were like, well, oh my god. They were like, well, it's a deer, and it's habitat. This is where it lives. We can't really do anything. We're only really our specialty is animals
Starting point is 00:13:11 that shouldn't be here, you know? So that's an animal that should be there? Yeah, because it's like kind of out towards like 360 and stuff, you know? Yeah, I guess they tend to roam around neighborhoods a little more there. Yeah, yeah. And then Texas. Yeah, and the reason I to roam around neighborhoods a little more there. Yeah, yeah. And then Texas. Yeah, and the reason the reason I got into this whole thing, I became part of the deer problem was because my dad is like he, he, he deals with deers.
Starting point is 00:13:34 He's like a deer specialist. Oh, yes, the day of podcast, right? Yeah, he's got the deer podcast. He's literally the guy who wrote the book on deers. Like, I've got a deer book. There is one book about Dears and you wrote it. Well, I mean, he wrote a he's written multiple books about Dears. So that is the most Chris dad. It really, it really is. It's fantastic. A dear book. So it's like I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:14:02 It's so great. So it looks like he wrote that with someone else. Well, yeah, yeah, okay. It's a co-writer Well, he's also written another book. So that's like a full one. Okay. He's got two books offer and yeah So so I was like asking my dad like what can and he was like well as it's in a neighborhood So he's like I was gonna suggest like suggest like some sort of pepper spray or something. It's like, but just, but it could be, it could run into a street and it danger itself. And then, and then he suggests an air horn or something to scare it, but then she was like,
Starting point is 00:14:36 already tried that. And then it kept escalating because she would, like, she'd, like, have to, she was out walking and she had to like run into the street to get away from it and like, wave down a'd, like, have to, she was out walking and she had to, like, run into the street to get away from it and like, wave down a car, like she was being attacked and like, I need help, help, help. And then, like, jumped into someone random's car because the deer was weighing on the other side
Starting point is 00:14:53 of the street and had to drive her to it. Oh, my God, this is like a horror movie. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then, so she, so it kept happening. She had to wave down two cars, two different times. So she called, she called 3-1-1 like the police. And was like, what do I do?
Starting point is 00:15:11 This dears track me. And it sounds like more of a 911 situation than a 3-1-1. Well, yeah, 3-1-1 is a non-emergency line. That's for those who don't know. Well, I think she's just say 911 wrong. Well, no, no, well, she said, I think because I don't think she wanted to be like, oh, there's like people who are
Starting point is 00:15:28 getting like, you know, like someone might, I don't know, she called, she called three one. Maybe the deer wasn't chasing her at this time. I don't know if she was like, the deer's like running actively calling 911 or could she could have been from a hiding spot. I don't know. A officer showed up and they're like, well, I'll just, you know, avoid the deers. I'm trying. And he's like, well, stop provoking us. I'm not doing anything to provoke it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 It's chasing me. And the officer was like, well, I don't know what to tell you. Like, because again, deers aren't really their specialty. Eric, I do have a point at this out in our chat, but you keep saying dears. You know, deer is the plural of deer, right? Well, what's deer? Dears? I mean, you should know your dad wrote the book. But I did.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I did the book on dears. Oh, my God. What do you mean, deer? What do you mean, deer? Dears as well. Dears as well. What's just, what's the singular form of deer? Deer on.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Deer. No, it's just deer. It's like it's like moose. No, isn't. What is it? It's a doe. It's a doe. No, that's a female deer.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Well, that was a female deer. Yeah, yeah. It was a female deer because it had a fawn. Anyway, so this doe is chasing her. She calls like the park, like the park's department. No one will, no one will take care of the deer, the doe problem. So then one time, one time she got trapped and called me. And I, I was like, okay, I'll, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I show up and I'm like, you know, escort to the, to apartment. And I might go get me a broom. And so I go and she comes out with a broom. I'm like, okay, I take the broom part off. So it's just a stick. And I'm like, let's go confront the deer Because you can't keep you can't keep it. Well, it can't keep terrorizing her like it there she has to confront it This must stop. Yeah, well, that's go on. It had been going on for weeks and she'd gone she'd called everyone that
Starting point is 00:17:41 Every and I was like I don't want I don't want to get called every time she gets trapped Like I can't want I don't want to get called every time she gets trapped. Like I can't deal with this doe. So I was like I was like let's go find it. And then but she was she was afraid. I was like no we have to get where's the deer. Where's it frequent? She's like back there. Like where's the where's the deer doe? Yeah. Yeah. Where's the doe frequent? Good. There's multiple deer. There's multiple deer in the area. But there's one doe that's stalking her. And so I'm like, we have to go there. And she starts sobbing because she's a freak. And I'm like, come on, we have to confront it. I'm
Starting point is 00:18:20 like pulling on the leash with the dog. Like, come on, come on. And she's like, I'll she's like hiding around the corner. I'm like, no, it won't, it won't know to stay away. I'm like pulling on the leash with the dog like come on come on and she's like I'll she's like hiding around the corner I was like no it's it won't it won't know to stay away. I'm not gonna do anything to the dough But I just want to be like hey leave us alone, you know like you keep using dough for like singular deer there Like I know it was a dough, but you're just I Think cuz he doesn't want to have to confuse himself with deer's or deer. Yeah, I'm just the doe. So you had a dog. Oh, you had a bitch. Just doe, doe. It just doesn't sound like any fun at all. No. Well, yeah, because the dog got the fun.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Did anybody, are you done with the story? What is it so good? Well, what are you happening? Sorry. Hey hey all right well let's tell me more about parents Jessica no yeah just ask I only have because I was like
Starting point is 00:19:14 man I should have been timing this for the beginning well this is amazing last time Chris told a story it there was one that that lasted about four minutes so I asked someone I asked someone, I asked someone in the community to cut out all of the irrelevant reviews and poses to see how long the story
Starting point is 00:19:31 actually was. It was like under a minute. And someone actually edited it for me. It was really. Well, I look forward to hearing the director's cut. Did you ever see that? It was the one where you woke up in like someone else's bed for a bit or something. Oh, you know what's a funny thing about that? I found out recently. Oh God, there's more. Is I woke up and the person who was in the bed with wasn't there. I forgot that.
Starting point is 00:19:58 You're in someone else's bed without the person who linked you to that person? Yes. That's what I forgot, because I forgot that detail. That kind of drastically improves the story. It does. And I was like, oh my god, how did I forget that? I need to know how this confrontation went, though.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I need to know if the problem with this dough was done. So we found a deer in the distance. And so I was like, grunting it. I was like, hey, deer, like trying to scare it so that it wouldn't charge, but also like waving the broomstick. And then it ran away and then it came back and I thought it was gonna charge at me. But then I like, it's like, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:20:42 it's keeping its distance. So I yelled at it again, and then, and then, because my friend was in the distance as I came back, it's more afraid, she's like, well, that wasn't the right doe. So it wasn't the right deer, but I think, I still made the, so it's still out there. You think we're just spread from that one to the one
Starting point is 00:21:07 Well, the thing is oh none of the other deer Dears would no other deer would chase No, the other dears were chase it was just that one so It's an insult case Well, why don't you just employ your dad to come and just lost it if it's that much of an issue Well, I don't think I don't think anyone wants the deer to die. It's not, it just should be in a place that it isn't threatening people's safety. Well, and from what they had researched
Starting point is 00:21:38 is that it was, female deer's when they have babies are particularly aggressive and have a lot of like testosterone, you know, or not to stop whatever anger deer. They have anger issues. And so testosterone. Yeah. And so it's probably like one of those things where it'll stop chasing once the fun gets older.
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Starting point is 00:23:27 So that's bit.ly slash HBO Max RTP. Go check it out. Thank you, HBO Max. Okay. It's protective. It's a deer like protected. I feel like deer hunting is very common and tons of people do it.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Yeah, is that just an abundance of deer to shoot at the moment? I don't know. I know it's very regulated. Like, I feel like you haven't read the book. I haven't. What? Why, what?
Starting point is 00:23:57 Because it's dad, I guess. Yeah, support. I don't know. If my dad wrote a book about deer, I don't think I would have read it either. I'll say this. I don't know if my dad wrote a book about deer. I don't think I would have read it either. I'll say this. I don't think. I don't, do you think my dad listens to everything I do?
Starting point is 00:24:11 I hope not. Yeah, I hope not too. A book is like a complete piece of work. This is just like continuous endless content, but a book is like, I wrote the book. Done. Okay, who's, who's parent in here other than Chris's dad, would you guys want to read a book from?
Starting point is 00:24:27 I feel like I'd love to read a book from Jessica's mom. I feel like that would be entertaining. I don't know. I feel like she is just a firecracker and I would love to read whatever she had to write. She is definitely a firecracker, that's for sure. I don't even understand her sometimes. Chris, you should read the book, do a book report on it and then present it to us.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Well, no, if I was to do that, I would get the more recent book. That's an older book. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, tell me you wrote two. I think. Is there a book, Bob, that your dad could write that you would read? Like what subject would you be interested in him right now? Oh, I'm sure my dad has written books because he got his PhD, I believe in computer science
Starting point is 00:25:14 or math. So I think getting your PhD involves writing essentially a lot. So he's probably written a book's worth of things. But what my dad's expertise is on is probably something I would not care to read about. No offense dad. I know you're probably watching right now. I don't know. Well the thing is is like I like books usually that are fiction and I feel like my dad would write something very analytical
Starting point is 00:25:45 and nonfiction related. So harsh maybe. Would you read a book from my dad? From Larry Dunkelman? Yeah, I'd read like at least a third of it. See what it's all about. I'd read his journal if he took a journal. So if I got my dad's PhD submission,
Starting point is 00:26:05 I think it's two. You think our dad should collaborate on a book like Mathematical Deer? Deer. Mathematical Deer. Like inside the mind of a deer, and like the why they make decisions, why they do the things that they do.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I'm sure that's already been written, but hey. How big is a deer brain? I don't know. Haven? I'm going to be in Dexter. Look up, brain. What's up, you guys? They're for a deer's brain is quite a bit smaller than ours, about one sixth of the size of a human brain. I don't need to have pretty small brains, usually, even the big
Starting point is 00:26:42 headed ones. Well, yeah, I mean, what's the biggest brain? What do you, what would you guys guess? Probably maybe the whale. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's so a sperm whale has the biggest brain of any animal species weighing up to 20 pounds. I bet it's quite smooth though. Ooh. I want to see a sperm whale brain now. I want to see a brain whale sperm. It looks like ramen.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Does it really? I'm very nervous typing sperm into my Google image search. I know. Firm whale brain. Yeah, it looks like it does. I mean, it looks like it looks like it's an uncooked chicken. Let me, yeah, let me put it into where we could see it. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Coming in hot. God, those whales are huge. Oh, wow. Yeah. Very similar. Which chatter? Which chatter you? I'm in discord. Oh, yep. Well, we've learned a lot about animals and dads. And dads who write about animals. Yeah. Well, that's kind of the kind of the same thing When are you gonna cut your hair? I don't know when it's Safe for to go and get a haircut
Starting point is 00:28:11 You know, I'm just gonna do it yourself or have me do it. That was the point. I could I could botch I mean it's easier to fix at this length than waiting for shit to grow back that I've botched, right? You should grow it down to like your shoulders. Oh, like when I was 15. Yeah. And you should get the same posters that you had in that one pick. Yeah, I'll get Kelly Brooke. I'll get the famous Lesbian's and what was the other one? I don't remember the third one.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I don't remember the third one. It was like a booze poster. I'll remember the two girls in their underwear on top of each other. Yeah. That one, like, very classic poster. Cat. It's a little cat.
Starting point is 00:28:54 There, isn't it? Is that cute? Yeah. It's getting big. Oh my God. I see the wildlife. Speaking of animal gokers. I wanted to talk about something today. Now that we got Jessica here.
Starting point is 00:29:11 So first of all, Jessica, a video of you surfaced on our subreddit of you singing a song from Hamilton, which by the way, you have a voice of an angel and a people haven't seen that. That that that that resurfaced again. Yeah. Okay. I don't have right or I'm going to have read it, but I don't go on it. So I should, I don't know, better. Well, uh, go check it out because, uh, it's very sweet, the comments.
Starting point is 00:29:34 And I called you a triple threat queen. And that, oh, wow, what you are. It's hard. But Hamilton just came out on Disney+. Mm-hmm. Which I didn't know was happening. And everything I've heard of that musical is that it's phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's one of the best ever. People have seen it multiple times. People have paid so much money to go see it. And it comes out and people are tweeting about it and talking about it. And then our friend Andrew has a very different take on this show. Which I'm curious to get. You're a pity not because I know you're a big fan of Hamilton. Andro has a very different take on this show,
Starting point is 00:30:05 which I'm curious to get. You're a fitting one, because I know you're a big fan of Hamilton, but Andrew did not seem to enjoy it. Yeah, have you guys seen it? I've seen like 70% of it. Okay. I'm not that I didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I just started it really late, and it's like two hours and 40 minutes long. So. Well, that's how they designed it. They wanted people to leave like two thirds of the way through and then's like two hours and 40 minutes long. So. Well, that's how they designed it. They wanted people to leave like two thirds of the way through and then come back on a different day. Well, I could have been like the intermission.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Ha ha. Ha ha. I think I'm gonna watch it tonight. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Well, do you like musicals? No. Oh, I don't really like musical articles, but I love history.
Starting point is 00:30:45 So like for example, I think I think Greece is one of the worst things. I actually am not a fan of Greece. Oh well, well, well, well, well, it's so it's so cringey. I really struggled to get through that movie. I struggle. I agree with that. Even though I like musicals, I'm not like, I don't love all musicals because some are just like I can't I can't do it when they're like, I walk I down the street today. I'm like, oh please. It's a little hard
Starting point is 00:31:14 sometimes. Yeah, it makes me cringe. But Hamilton, I don't think is personally like that. But again, if you don't like musicals, you probably won't like Hamilton because shocker Hamilton is a musical. I don't I don't you don't like musicals, you probably won't like Hamilton, because shock or Hamilton is a musical. I think I don't take you right. I think I'm gonna enjoy it. I've got a good feelings about it. I heard also that someone was talking about it the other night and they said that it's a lot more singing
Starting point is 00:31:38 than they realize. It's barely any actual dialogue. It's mostly just singing. That's what I was, I thought it was gonna be like, a lot of musicals have dialogue and the music. It's just like, it's pretty mostly just singing. That's what I was I thought it was gonna be like a lot of musicals have dialogue and the music It's just like pretty much just music. It is it's one song to another and it's just I honestly didn't know that either when I listen to the music That like I listen to the music before I actually saw the play live and so when I watched the live I was expecting I was like oh there has to be some sort of, you know, normal dialogue,
Starting point is 00:32:06 but there was not. I was like, oh, okay, here we go. I'm gonna use it song to song, but I didn't even notice it. It was perfect. I loved it. But yeah, Andrew had a different take on it, which I would imagine, like, I know a lot of people, you're one of them, Mika is one of them,
Starting point is 00:32:24 people who love Hamilton and live and breathe that musical. And to see Andrew come out with a take like that where I was like, ooh, I never heard anyone shit talk this. He just music before. He was like, this is awful, it's cheesy, it's worse. Was this on in a video somewhere? Thought I can watch? No, it's cheesy, it's worse. Yeah, in a video somewhere, I can watch.
Starting point is 00:32:45 No, on Twitter. Oh. On Twitter. So, I mean, for people, again, if you don't like musicals, you're going to be like, I hated it. I like Hamlet's, if that's okay, that's totally fine. I know a lot of people right now are upset in regards to the story and how they want about it. And Lin- Lynn Manuel and his take on that
Starting point is 00:33:07 and I totally understand all that stuff too. But for me when it comes down to the actual art of it, the singing, the dancing, the choreography, the lyrics, the music, it's like I don't know if you guys have seen Yeesys Twitter recently but she said it best. At the time it it was May and five years ago, it was literally something that we hadn't seen before, especially with a cast full of people of color. It was so fantastic to see. And the music is just, it, honestly, Josh Lannigan said it best. There is a word, or not a word, a sentence that doesn't go wasted.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Like every single word has a meaning, thought behind it, a story to be told. And I'm sure you're also the experience of seeing it live in a theater is completely different than watching it on your TV at home. For sure. For sure. But even seeing it live and then seeing it on the TV, they, you know, they had to camera. So they're up close and you're face the entire time. We're not the entire time.
Starting point is 00:34:08 There were some moments where they're just like in your face and I felt those emotions like I never felt them when I did see it live. So that was really, really great. Yeah. But because they are wrapping in it, sometimes if you haven't heard the music before, if you watch it for the first time, you might miss a lot of the story because they're just going so fast. So listening to music or watching it. I wonder what it was.
Starting point is 00:34:29 It's a good idea to just watch it with subtitles on. I mean, yeah, try it. Try it. Yeah. Maybe. Definitely. But it's good. It's real good if you guys haven't seen it.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah, I like that. I just, I'm gonna watch it. I just,'s real good if you guys haven't seen it. Yeah, I like that. I just, I'm going to watch it. I just, I just want to see you and Andrew just fight to the death on it. I mean, if I'm going to be, like, there are certain things I would love to say, but I don't know if this is the right area to say it. I do think that there are people out there that like to hate on something just because it's popular and a lot of people like it. Oh, we all know people like that in our lives.
Starting point is 00:35:06 We do. I do think he was kind of being a contrarian in that regard, in my opinion. And it was kind of like in a leadest way of going about it. I was just kind of like, where are you getting this from? Like, where did you, how do you, what, no? It's just kind of, I don't know. I thought it was completely off base. But everybody is entitled to their opinion. And that's it. I feel like I need to read what he wrote,
Starting point is 00:35:33 because I have no idea. Well, he's not here. Like, he called Defend himself, get it? No, that's true. But I mean, I'm not asking him to defend himself. I could just read it to you. You can. My comeback was real great. He did have a good comeback. I haven't pulled up. Don't you read it? Yeah, go for it. I made it years without hearing a single note of Hamilton because I had it in my head that it was going to be Coney's Hell and embarrassing. Well, I finally sat down to give it a fair shake and I was wrong. It's much worse. First off, it's not rapping. That's rhyming musically. It feels like a goofy 90s production. Secondly, the lyrics like any poetic subtlety and the self-awareness character. And the self-awareness characters have
Starting point is 00:36:15 their own historical context is artless and clunky. Politics aside, I think it's poorly written as a musical and I don't hate musicals. As a pure piece of pop, it's not particularly catchy or memorable to me. I don't think it as a piece of art in the music. I don't think, I don't like it as a piece of art in the musicals theater genre. Paul takes front and center. It feels exceptionally hollow to me at best
Starting point is 00:36:37 and in city of set works because it allows PMC ding bets to take a wokeness victory lap just because something at Ethically diverse slotted into the very white musical theater shaped hole they already had And then I will Joe may read your response Jessica Go for it go for it. Jessica was on me. What a pretentious opinion you have Maybe you should get tested for COVID. I'm sensing a strong lack of taste
Starting point is 00:37:02 Maybe you should get tested for COVID. I'm sensing a strong lack of taste. Bam, baby, bam. You got to get all the title to their own opinions. Of course they do. No, we absolutely do. Everybody has different opinions. You can still be friends with somebody when you have different opinions. That's totally fine.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I do think there are two different conversations to this. Hamilton, the musical, is just, it's a musical, it's a piece of art. There is the side of it of like criticizing the talent in the show and they're acting and singing and music and lyrics, and then there's the other side, which is the story, the historical accuracy, everything else that's kind of coming under fire right now, which is a completely different conversation in my opinion. But those actors and their voices and their talent were amazing.
Starting point is 00:37:53 So you can't take that away. I feel like also musicals in general are always going to be a little corny. And that's kind of just like the nature of musicals is like, of course, if you're not into that kind of genre, it's going to feel very over the top, very corny, very cheesy. Are you saying that, uh, tenacious D in the pick of Destiny is a corny movie? I haven't seen that. Well, that's, that's like a straight comedy though, right? So, yeah, it's got, I mean, the song's away. I would say it's like it's very so yeah, it's self-aware. It's like telling a cheek. Yeah. I like that movie way too much. I actually really liked
Starting point is 00:38:31 I need to rewatch that I haven't thought about that movie in years. It's real done. It's not like a great movie. Oh, it's pretty fun just to slap on. You know me. I love my dumb movies like I love Island on. I love Island. I watch Loppa Island. I haven't seen that. Oh man, I've been watching such trash TV. It's so bad.
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Starting point is 00:40:29 Eurovision, I believe. It's with Wolf Feral and Rachel McGatams. It's like a new comedy movie. And Trevor and I started watching it last night. And it's a two hour and eight minute, two hour, ten minute movie or so. We got an hour and both of to our 10 minute movie or so. We got an hour in and both of us were just like,
Starting point is 00:40:47 do you feel like watching this still? Are you feeling this at all? And both of us were like, no, dude, like this isn't, it did not get it. Like it was just missing the mark on so many levels because you compare it to like other will-fair old comedies and stuff. And stuff of that nature. And when it just like doesn't hit the mark, it's just disappointing.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Head potential. Do you think any of it has to do with not seeing it theaters? I don't think so. I feel like, you know, it's a movie about these two people from Iceland who have dreams about being on, is it Eurovision, right, Kevin? Like music competition.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yeah, the Eurovision song contest. Is that a thing? Yeah, yeah. And they had people come back for it. Like in the movie they had like some cameos of people that have won in the past, I believe. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Yeah, there's that one scene, the party scene,
Starting point is 00:41:43 and they like focused on these keep people and like, for these people, and then I realized, oh, they're there. Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah. It's just they are doing these like Icelandic accents the whole time that were like funny at first, but then it just became a little cringey and just it was like two, it was almost two dramatic to be a comedy. Like, there was some moments where you're just like, this isn't, this is just awkward and not funny. I don't get it. Yeah, maybe I was in the wrong state of mind. With the equivalent.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Yeah, and it became more of like racial Macatum story in the, yeah. Would the equivalent be like making a movie about American Idol? No, what? Well, well, I mean, it's like one every country brings a song. Oh, like they do contest within the country and then each country plays like that best song. And then they would perform them. And then there's a bunch of tactical voe.
Starting point is 00:42:40 So sort of like that Rick and Morty episode. I didn't seen that one. I didn't see that. What is the movie that you watched at the cinema that had the most laughter from the people around you? Oh God, I don't know if it's because I was in like a good state of mind that it felt like everyone was laughing a lot more, but it's when I went to see wedding crashes. If you guys remember that movie.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yeah. Yeah. I remember just the whole theater was cracking up and I was like in tears that whole time. I don't know. I don't know. I saw the most after I had was I saw Bruce Almighty and the bit where he's controlling Steve Cara. Dude, that was literally the second thing I was thinking of in my head. That moment when he was like, I mean, that is, yeah, and the thing is, is like England, England isn't
Starting point is 00:43:35 as vocal. I feel like big crowds of English people weren't necessarily laugh or applause during a movie like Americans do all the time. But people were like falling out of their chairs and just screaming, laughter is amazing. That is like a really funny thing. It's the teleprompter scene, right? When he's changing what the teleprompter says. Yeah, that scene in particular,
Starting point is 00:43:57 I remember laughing so hard in the theater at. Did you ever see the like the extended version of that scene? No. It gets like really dark. Like it's funny and he does all the funny stuff and like misreading the teleprompter, but then he just gets this massive nose bleed. And his hair catches on fire and he's just like spewing blood and he's burning screaming.
Starting point is 00:44:17 And I guess they like take away. Yeah, I think they cut it for that reason because it just takes a turn and just incredibly dark. And then he's just wheeled off covered in blood. Oh my God, dude. What? Yeah. I mean, ain't got a man was one that was great. Also, the hangover for some reason was one that,
Starting point is 00:44:36 I mean, I think the hangover's funny, but that one got a lot of laughs I remember. But there's also one recently that I saw within like the last three years. I think I just can't think of it. A comedy, I assume. A comedy, yeah, yeah. I feel like that.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I remember a lot of people laughing when I say, yeah, hang over it. Like to me, it was when I was laughing the most literally when they woke up the next morning and you see their entire their hotel room, some things like kind of like on fire, you know, Ed Helms tooth is gone. There's a tiger What did you do last night? Man, no, I want to watch that movie again too. Yeah, this on my day is such a good movie if you guys haven't seen But it's actually like such a Underrated hold up. I haven't seen it but it's actually like such a underrated. Is it hold up? I haven't seen it in a long time.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I think it holds up. I think it totally are some jokes. Like, man, it's crazy watching movies and comedy specials now with like how different things are in 2020 and hearing jokes and comments made that you're just like, oh, that's not going to age well. Or it hasn't age well. It hasn't age. Yeah, or it hasn't age well since.
Starting point is 00:45:44 And like, obviously, we've been making content for almost 18 years at this point like there's going to be some stuff we've said or done in the past that hasn't age 12 but it's crazy to see stuff that has come out like in the last two or three years that even jokes made there it's like oh can't really do that anymore dude. Well Gavin knows this there's a there's a comedian Kristalia that I just watched his recent stand-up special on Netflix. And who else did you make watch it? I made Gavin watch it. So I thought it was so funny. I laughed throughout the entire thing and then come to find out like a month ago.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Actually, no, it's probably a little bit more recent. Found out all these sexual assault charges against him and underage girls. I was like, that's a slightly different level there. That stuff wasn't really ever acceptable. His actual assaults didn't age well. Maybe not. No, no, I'm just saying like, I, it's hard for me to watch his stuff now, which is so unfortunate because he's not a good person. So that's just like real shitty something that made me laugh once. Can't anymore.
Starting point is 00:46:55 It's also I don't know about you guys, but I feel weird now about Harry Potter because of JK Rowling being super transphobic. Is that like a full double down? Is she just still going at it? because of J.K. Rowling being super transphobic. Is that like a full double down? Is she just still going at it? I guess she claims that she's not transphobic, but she has like certain thoughts about trans people that are so backwards. And so just if you, I don't know why you would think that and publish that as such a public figure, whatever. But like, I don't think she's doubled down on it,
Starting point is 00:47:27 but she's liked tweets and stuff like that. And I think she commented on it again, like trying to clear the air on it a little more, but it just having such a bad take on it is just so weird to me for someone who writes books like she does. Like the hair part series is life changing. And it teaches people so much about so many things and like To be written by a person who has That kind of viewpoint is very strange to me. I just don't see the point in the in the approach of it like Even if she's against that Why go out of your way to chime in on that whole thing when
Starting point is 00:48:05 Why go out of your way to chime in on that whole thing when, like, who's wrong to, I just don't understand that the catalyst for her being like, you know what? It's how I feel. It's like, why, why, why you even get involved? It's so bizarre. Yeah. Who's, I don't know. She also chose such an interesting time to bring it up, like with already so much going
Starting point is 00:48:29 on in the world and so so much clashing of opinions and stuff going on in the world falling apart and some changes happening for the better. Yeah, it just gets on fire. You know what? Let's throw some gas on trans rights today. Do that. Yeah, it's just yeah, a lot of people in the chat are saying turf, which I forget what that stands for. Um, turf. What is that? Yeah, they even said that she triple. Yeah, she didn't came out recently.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Didn't she make another statement to like out of the blue? I don't know trans exclusionary radical feminist. Yeah, that's what it is. It's essentially like a feminist who won't qualify trans women as women. Uh, in hard call, in damaging and super wrong. I'm in hardcore mini golf. I was a turf, but a completely different.
Starting point is 00:49:22 T you are. You were, you were some grass. That was his. Yeah, I was. Astroturf. I was, I was, well, not mad, but annoyed because I mean Gavin,
Starting point is 00:49:36 whenever I was like, oh, you can be a hardcore mangap, many golf, what do you want your costume to be? I emailed the exact same costume as Gavin had. And Erica, who does her costume, she was like, oh, sorry, Gavin called that like 20 minutes ago. Yeah, and that's it. I love how you guys both have the same idea,
Starting point is 00:49:56 which is so funny, because constantly, like Chris is compared, like Chris is like, oh, Chris is the Gavin of Rooster Teeth and Gavin is the Chris that achieved my hunter. You're each other. I thought I is the Gavin of Rooster Teeth and Gavin is the Chris Achievement Hunter. You're each other. I thought I was the Gavin of Rooster. Or I think that I have to do American British. This is a fun game.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Who would we be Rooster Teeth AH, our compared person, our double? Do you know what I'm saying? Our counterparts in our counterparts. That's what it means. So, Chris and Gavin. I would say Jessica would be the Jeremy of Rucatieth in a Sheetment Hanna.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Was that the question? What am I? Who would I be? Like, um. You would be definitely Jack Patilla. Oh, no. I'm just kidding. Jack doesn't say Dillhole anymore, does he?
Starting point is 00:50:53 He doesn't say Dillhole. No, not as much. Dillhole. Eric is writing, Eric is writing Trevor. And I'm surprised you didn't say Trevor. Because essentially we have very simple decisions. Yeah, I thought you would say Trevor too. I don't know. I feel like, I feel like we all changed.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Like it depends on what video we're doing, what scenario we're in, but I feel like we could all be different personalities at different times. Yeah. For sure. I don't know. No, Jeremy super well, so I don't know what.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Well, I was just facing that unlike he's, you know, musical, he's like talented in that sort of performing way he is yeah And I feel like you are But the the turf outfit I guess I just hadn't replied because I just had email off I hadn't replied to the email about what I wanted my costume to be so yeah Erica slacked me and I was just like Can you make a costume out of slapped me and I was just like, can you make a costume out of the turf? And she was like, okay.
Starting point is 00:51:49 And then Chris looks one of his latest sends me the screenshot of Erica telling him that he got out the same. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I liked yours, Chris. You were a robot.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Oh yeah, I had, she did a fantastic job of that outfit and I had fun with it. I was just mad because I had like, I had like, I think the reason you got it was because I spent too much time writing my email describing what I was thinking it would look like. I think my question tell was, can I be tough? So essentially, Chris, if you just spent less time
Starting point is 00:52:24 trying to be anal about it, you probably would have gotten to be clear. Well, I'll try to be clear so that it was less comfy. You know, I was like, or I found examples of what a turf man would look like. Yeah, I felt bad too, because I feel like you would have pulled off the turf a bit better. I didn't get a good job with the turf.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I feel like it's an episode two, but I did some pretty good shots off myself, I think. Yeah, yeah, definitely Fiona did too. You guys were also really funny together, you and Fiona. Yeah, man, I was sad that it was elimination. I wanted to do every, I wanted to be every round with the BB of Fiona. Yeah, you guys were also taking shots. You were like shot BB of Fio. Yeah. You guys were also taking shots. You were like shot, and then also shots. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Oh yeah, this is just got cut by the one point. There we came across like Fiona's like a flask of like alcohol. And then yes. And I was like, Fio all, and I just drank a bunch of it and then knocked it and I got a hole in one. Yeah, you did that. Oh, I was like, I was like, few all. And I just drank a bunch of it and then knocked it. And I got a hole in one. Yeah, you did that. We did that. I was like, we still met right before we went into quarantine
Starting point is 00:53:31 for COVID and you choked someone else's truck. But you found on the ground. I wasn't thinking I was in character. Oh, Chris. I was in character. OK. And I was like, overpowered too much fuel. And I just whacked the ball and it was I was in character. Oh, okay. And I was like, overpowered too much fuel. And I just whacked the ball and it was a whole and one.
Starting point is 00:53:48 And I was so proud. Aw, and that didn't make it in. Yeah, well, I mean, lots of stuff gets cut always. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I felt bad. I don't even care about that. Erica did such a great job on all the costume to Erica's play. She's been doing costumes for Ruchotooth for years.
Starting point is 00:54:07 At this point, she did like a level level rooster. She's done like laser team and blood fest. Like a ton of million dollars butt costumes. Every thing she's. I remember $1 but oh yeah. So good. And it's so funny, because she's had to dirty me up so many times.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Yes, Eric? Yeah, real quick. And I think we talked about this on an off topic, Michael and I, when Chris showed up and was going to be the robot, he started having ideas about what to change the costume to. And Erica is very nice, very patient, but she was not thrilled with Chris's last minute changes to his robot costume as he walked up late to the shoot.
Starting point is 00:54:49 It was a plan. Well, I wasn't late. Awesome. She also had, I think, like, a week or less to put together a twon of how many? 12, 18 costumes? Something crazy like that. This is correct.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Yep. So, and Chris being like, I would like to change it now. Well, it was not so much a change as a subtraction, which is a change. I why had Chris you are so you never tried to make a I never tried it. I don't think I tried it on and it's full thing because it was such a short thing, but I didn't want to wear pants.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Because I thought it on and it's full thing because it was such a short thing, but I didn't want to wear pants because I thought it was funnier showing my bare legs poking out the bottom. That's funny. Okay, and that was that and that was like I because I was like this is funnier whether than wearing like silver like Like a body suit underneath it if I'm wearing like if I'm in like my underwear or I think I wore some shorts, some shorts underneath it, it's way funnier seeing my like Harry likes poking out. The first, the very first thing I did after I got changed was you know film the little intro and then we did the first whole. The first thing I did was just lie down on the ground and it got, that costume got completely waterlocked like it was pissing it down with rain and I guess it all soaked into the real astro turf and then it's it's seeped into my back whole to I'm face down so it was seeped into my front and I was just like
Starting point is 00:56:17 clammy and just damp all day. It was a rain the first day too. It rained the whole time. I can't believe we didn't postpone it. It was miserable. We had to get ready for COVID. Yeah. Start quarantining. But I remember the rain very well because I was covered in like this dirt, this like makeup dirt that they use for movies and shows and stuff. And that stuff doesn't react to water very well. It got like very kind of sticky and clammy and stuff. And that stuff doesn't react to water very well. It got like very kind of sticky and clammy and stuff like that and started like bunching up in certain areas.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Like I was finding it like, in crevices all over my body, it was no boy no. But I think it was worth it for the bit. Yeah. Which they might English accent, Gavin? Oh, amazing. I thought you were from, you know, the Dirty Streets of L accent Gavin? Oh amazing. I thought you were from you know the the dirty streets allunded. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I remember when Eric came to set I was I was one of the producers on Minigolve and me and Ezra had like gone over all these rules and regulations on how the game would go. And Eric's like I'm just kicking the ball. I'm like, um, well, you should probably use this putt and then you're actually like, no, I'm kicking it. I'm like, okay, I cool, cool. That's what's up. And he kicks it the entire way. And it was one of the, it was one of my favorite things. I'm just going to walk it up and just kick. It was a good bit. Let me, let me tell the other side of that story because it was me. Hey, I want to kick the ball. And then it was half an hour. And half dozen producers coming up to me going, well, you're going to have to take a stroke penalty and be going, I don't care. I don't. This isn't I'm not winning anything. Eric showed it for the day.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Like he was not intending to come back. So we kept, so I just kept going, OK, well, I'm just going to kick it. And then they would run away. And then they would come back and go, OK, so if you kick it, you're going to have to make sure, is there any way we can use the putter on your foot? I don't care. Sure, whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And then it just went around for half an hour until it just landed on, OK, you can kick the ball. It's fine. Well, oh, wait, we aren't actually playing a real game golf. Well, now taking my pants off doesn't sound so crazy. It was, I honestly, the whole shoot was so different than what I thought it'd be. I thought it would be less serious,
Starting point is 00:58:40 because it was actually like the rules in place. I felt like maybe if someone did a shit shot, they might be able to just like do their bit again for like Ed's team at stake. Like it might be funnier if the ball goes in. Nope, it was just like, if you didn't get it in, that's it, you move on. That was how many strokes you had move on.
Starting point is 00:58:56 I was like, damn. So I was like really happy when I was actually hitting good shots off myself. Because there wasn't any time to like redo it. It was like, that is the only shot I took off my back in that hole and that's what happens. I was like, man, this is my stuff. Yeah, arrows, arrows. We would have been there all day because if you guys were just gonna fuck around on each hole, you know, we would have been there all day. You would have
Starting point is 00:59:18 never caught it in. So that's why I just like, you know, you'll limit it seven. Or if you're just really shit at golf like me, you just take long unintentionally. Yeah, man, that was so frustrating when you'd be like getting close to the hole and you just like, the whack at it and it'd go, yeah. Yeah, every time, man. I know. I know.
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Starting point is 01:01:28 because I don't think I would have had any more bits to do if I kept playing. Yeah, I've even been trying to. I don't even bring any bits aside from, I've got turf on me. That's probably honestly the way to have gone is just like you're just in a costume and you're just playing yourself. Because I was trying to play a character
Starting point is 01:01:47 and by the end of it I was like, I don't know what else to say. I'm done. I'm tapped out of jokes on this. I'll be honest. I didn't know how heavily people were going because I was absolutely nothing to do with any of the meetings or the planning.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I just showed up, paired up with you. That's how you usually, and that's how it is usually with you Gavin. Yeah, I think I can say that, and that's how it is usually with you, Gavin. Yeah. What can you say that is if that's different than part of us? I know. No, but usually you know, you might talk to someone about, oh, hey, what are you going to do?
Starting point is 01:02:14 Oh, okay, what are you going to do? I hadn't spoken to a single person. I, I, I show up Fiona's a ballerina. The only thing we planned was we're going to be drinking, but I didn't realize that people were going like, it's not true. We talked about how you were both gonna be turf. That's true. I found out for Erica. But basically, yeah, every some people were going all in on like, keep it up. These characters are like,
Starting point is 01:02:34 oh, shit, maybe I should have gone a little harder than just lying down some time. But thankfully, you know, I was with Fiona who was just sort of her, you know, her angry self. So it was fine. And you guys love the bond. The chemistry horn, air horn moment was great. I won't spoil it for anybody, but yeah, I think three. No, two.
Starting point is 01:03:03 I think the fourth episode comes out, fourth or fifth episode comes out this week and I think there are six total. I can't wait to... Yeah, the last one. That's good. That's good. Keep watching. Yeah, I can't believe that was the last thing we did before quarantine. Oh god, we've been here for so long. I miss every night. What month is it now? It's July. Dude, I did not like having left work on that last day.
Starting point is 01:03:37 I think because we did the podcast March 23rd and then we can't, a couple of us came in the next day just to shoot a bunch of R.T. Life videos and hard modes and stuff like that, just to bank up a couple of things. And leaving that day, I was like, oh, maybe this will be two, three months or something like that. But I was like, we're not gonna go into the summer with this thing, are we?
Starting point is 01:04:00 And then now we're starting the summer, and I'm like, oh, we're definitely not getting back to normal until 2021. Easily honest, the moment this will start and it was like, oh, you know, the world's going to take this very well, some of the world will take this very seriously. We'll go home. I feel like I always saw the 18 months till the vaccine. That immediately was like, that's my number. That's, I'm not going to assume we're going to be out of this for 18 months. So like, every time it was pushed back and like, oh, my number. That's, I'm not gonna assume we're gonna be out of this for 18 months.
Starting point is 01:04:25 So like, every time it was pushed back and like, oh no, no, we're gonna be working from home until July. Oh no, September, it keeps going back. I've just come to expect it until at least 18 months. And I feel like I can't be surprised unless it goes beyond 18 months. Then I'll be like, man, this is going on the whole day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Yeah. I hear that, I know that they're still working on a vaccine, but I also hear that the I think was barb, was it you somebody that told me that the antibodies are what they're really banking on? To be wrong. I didn't say that, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot more information now because of antibodies existing and having more information on it. I mean, the thing that scares me the most about COVID, and I don't know who had an hour and two minutes on the clock for us discussing COVID on your bets, but I feel like the thing that scares me the most is that we don't know the long-term effects. Like, obviously, we've heard how it ranges in terms of how people deal with it if they get it.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Like, it could be completely asymptomatic, and you could be kind of like feeling unwell for a while to like dying, going to the hospital and dying. Like, that's what's very strange. I'm just saying. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's scary in itself,
Starting point is 01:05:42 but to me, also, the scary thing is what the long-term effects are like how it actually affects Your lungs or any other internal organs or anything else long term in your life They obviously do not have very much information on this disease still and so they don't know what it's gonna do long-term And that to me like even if you're asymptomatic it could probably still have a terrible effects on you for all we know Yeah, and that to me is freaking scary. That's why I was reading about the guy that sadly passed away yesterday after battling it for like 95 days I know is that they said that he had like long scarring of someone who had been smoking for like 50 years Yeah, and they amputated is like Yeah, they also amputated is like and apparently he didn't have any underlying diseases,
Starting point is 01:06:25 which makes it even scarier, because I assume more young people don't have as many underlying diseases as older people, and it could just happen. And that's the mentality that I think a lot of people have is just like, well, it won't happen to me. The same way I was like, oh, a car crash won't happen to me or this, A lot of young people
Starting point is 01:06:45 think that they're invincible, but it absolutely can happen to you and to other people around you. So to take it to your eyes. I saw someone respond to something about wearing mask, you know, we're very vocal about wearing your masks if you're out in public, or going to be near anybody. And I saw someone responding saying, Oh, well, I'm only 22 and I only hang out with people my age. It's like, okay, but those people hang out with other people, potentially their family members, potentially family members who might see older family members or other relatives or other people or other grocery store workers or other people working that they interact
Starting point is 01:07:24 with. It's not just, oh, I've only interacted with this group of people and that's it. So I don't have to be concerned, but those people are also interacting with other people. So if someone happens to catch it and is asymptomatic, it could spread like wildfire. So it's fucking dangerous. Some people are saying stuff in chat that is triggering my anxiety. TCBM, who is that? I know that's one of our people, but they're saying, I heard that a 19-year-old had a stroke a few weeks after recovering from COVID, and it triggers diabetes and people, yeah, that's
Starting point is 01:07:57 making my anxiety just. Not happy. You really don't want it. You don't want the people to get it. You don't want the people you know to get it. You don't you don't want people to get it. It's it could be awful. Yeah. Uh, you don't want to take a chance. I I wonder because there's been so many like job losses. I do wonder about like what's jobs are like increasing because of like this situation that we're in, you know? I'm sure like postmates and Uber Eats and it's a car like a bunch of delivery services. We were talking earlier about like we bet the like sign up for four year colleges are way down,
Starting point is 01:08:37 but community college is way up because you're not getting here like oh well, oh, well, why not take my first year online, it's gonna be online regardless, and I'm not getting that quintessential college experience. Or like, I was like, oh, I bet you like, I wonder if like therapists are doing really well right now because there's so many like, people stressed out and anxious about so many things the world were like it's a good time to be in a therapist.
Starting point is 01:09:10 And probably bad time to own a gym or an arcade or something. Yeah, like that. Where you go to touch everything. Yeah. Bad business time for that. Yeah. Yeah. I do wonder.
Starting point is 01:09:25 I know there's been, I don't know if you guys watch John Oliver last week tonight. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yeah. I'm like waiting for any responses there. But he had a special about like mortgage and rent payments and stuff like that. And it's just fascinating to me that the government hasn't as far as I know been looking into any sort of relief for that because
Starting point is 01:09:51 having people still having to pay mortgage payments or rent payments during this time, especially when there is a record breaking amount of what's it called unemployment going on? Like to expect people to still be able to pay their payments is just insane and especially an unprecedented time like this. So I just, it concerns me that that hasn't been figured out but I really hope that there's some solution that could be like some sort of rent or mortgage forgiveness while this is happening. If it could. And not like like you owe what you didn't pay for a few months because that's not going to solve anything, but more of just like tacking on a payment to the end of your mortgage versus,
Starting point is 01:10:35 oh, if you didn't pay for two months, now you owe two months when you pay next time. Type thing. If you could pay an amount to just fall asleep for a year, you wake up exactly one year from now. You have an age to year, you just like skip to year. Oh yeah, how much would you pay? What I can tell, what I get that you're back like in the end? Yeah, yeah, you don't have an age. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Yeah, no, you're the same age as you are today. Okay. You just missed everything that happened in that year. So you have to pay though to do it. Yeah. And you're asking us how much would we pay? Yeah, like what would that be? If you could have skipped this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:17 God. They find a hole in the ground somewhere. You just lie down in it. No one would find you. And then it's like, it's still, I think, while it's really horrible and really devastating every day, just to be alive. It's also like, it's still also like life.
Starting point is 01:11:37 And it's part of our history now. And it's part of our experiences. And how the world changes and evolves over the next few years because of this is going to be so important. And I think people talk about going match normal all the time. There is no normal. We're never going back to the way things used to be.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Things are going to change. There's going to be different processes in place. There's going to be different ways of doing things, different ways of working. Everything is going to be different in one way or another. And so I feel like going to sleep and ignoring everything until things are safe again, I feel like it'd be important to experience that. I agree. I remember Matt Damon saying something like he's like, there's a lot of people complaining that we can't go out and do all these things.
Starting point is 01:12:23 He's like, we're being asked to stay home where there are many people in the world that have far less than we do and don't have these experiences or a nice place to live in with a TV and stuff and we're over here complaining because we have to stay home. So, yeah, I don't think I'd spend anyone.
Starting point is 01:12:39 I am just gonna look through it. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't wanna miss out on like, family members dying. And, you know, I wouldn't wanna miss out on like, family members dying. And, you know, I missed the last bit of their life because I was asleep in a hole. I feel like if I had kids too, I- That you paid for. I paid for.
Starting point is 01:12:54 But I have kids, I definitely wouldn't do it. Unless they would all come in the hole as well. Come on, kid. Get in the hole. It is interesting, it's interesting wanting to- Well, we're called a bunker. That's a hole. It's just interesting wanting time to speed up though.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Well, like when it just wanting it to be over sooner, but you also want to experience everything along with everyone else. So we're feeling I will say that the hardest experiences in my life are also some of the most worthwhile. You know, like, and I mean that in the sense like you learn a lot, you grow, you, you know, you, you, when things are super easy, it, like, you don't, you don't grow as much, maybe. I don't know. I mean, I agree to an extent, but you can also, you know, like the awful, awful shit, you,
Starting point is 01:13:41 I feel like it's just, just bad. Oh, yeah, I'm not saying it's like good. It's simply bad, but like, life, but life experience-wise, I think is kind of like you do, that you can gain something from bad experiences. Yeah, absolutely. Maybe I'd take like a two week bunker nap. That'd be cool.
Starting point is 01:14:02 Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be nice. I think I could go for a two week for two. We're just talking about how like we just had a three day weekend this past weekend, which is also so weird because it was going to be the original date for RTX 2020 this last weekend, which I'm sure you guys saw people posting about this week. But man, that is, there is another like Trevor and I were talking about this, there is an alternate reality. We were talking about this like on Friday night, where he was like, there's an alternate reality
Starting point is 01:14:27 where I'm on stage talking about she, my hunter, to thousands of people. But this is not that reality right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, man, that's strange. Strange to think about how different things would have been if this never spread, this never happened.
Starting point is 01:14:45 But now like, I don't know if I'll be able to adapt very quickly when things do start to get safe again. Like, even the thought of flying somewhere kind of creeps me out. I feel like I'm almost becoming a gorgophobic to an extent. Yeah, I still think I'll wear a mask out for a while, even when they say it's gone. How will you breathe Jessica? Think of all the, think of all the CO2 you're going to be in failing. You know how when everyone who's like commuting through Tokyo on like the trains
Starting point is 01:15:19 and they've all got masks on, you know how every day they just pass out on the ground. Yeah, like sergeantsge is the weird mask. For like hours on end while they're in the operating room, you know how they just pass out. Yeah, exactly. It's just so silly. I feel like flying is the thing that unfortunately is, I don't know, like you can't social distance on a plane. It's impossible.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also the oxygen is like the fucking like running through the entire plane like circulating essentially. Like it's not going. Yeah. You're breathing other people's air, which is the dangerous thing.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Yeah. I was actually really debating like early on. Like should I just go to England? And at the time, there was already like, you know, two weeks quarantine before you can see anyone and then I would be looking at another two weeks quarantine here before I can see anyone on the way back so I'd be like binning a month basically just to be an England for a bit. But it just was a bit too scary like, I feel like being on a plane is
Starting point is 01:16:22 just terrifying right now. Yeah. Even though I really want to see my family in England, I just, I can't honestly know. It's kind of a go because I have the possible that still lets me in. But I just feel like it's not worth it. It's terrifying. I know it's, it must be so hard for people, especially if they can't visit family or if they're in a like a long distance relationship and they haven't been able to see their significant other in months at this point.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Yeah. Like, I can't imagine how difficult that is, but it's also like, is it worth the risk? Is it, you know, like essentially you're putting yourself at risk of death. I mean, of course anything you do in life is always putting you at risk for that, but like serious complications, infecting other people. Like, there's so much that could happen. Like, I eventually obviously decided like I wasn't gonna go. I'm just gonna stay here and write it out.
Starting point is 01:17:08 But then that is what makes me so extra frustrated when you see a beach absolutely rammed or like people in bars and it's like there's no sacrifice that none of these people are sacrificing anything. They're just treating it like nothing's happening. It makes it really... A lot of people still believe it too. It's a go away. Like it didn't go anywhere.
Starting point is 01:17:30 It still like... A lot of people do it all the way. Like people are doing all the whole like, oh, we're gonna start, you know, open it back up. It's like, it's literally the worst it's ever been. Like why were you at home before? If you wanna go now, it's worse now. What?
Starting point is 01:17:45 Yeah. Go on. Yeah. People don't believe in it or they're just like, oh, the death rate is not that high. So it'll be fine. And like the young kids are like, oh, I'll get over it. It's like, oh, my God. I honestly, I feel slightly more sorry for people living in this country, not because
Starting point is 01:18:04 the way it's being handled, which is awful, but because it's such a damn big country, like I feel like when I was in England, you could drive anywhere in the country in like a day I couldn't drive, but you know, it's like it's so big and inconvenient to go someone without flying. It's like, my God, I can't imagine living on the wrong side of this country from my family. I feel for those people the most. There's so much that I think us as a society deals with on a regular basis that we're used to,
Starting point is 01:18:35 like blowing up really big on social media and everyone's talking about it for a couple days or a couple weeks and then everyone kind of moves on to the next thing. And I feel like COVID was one of those things when people got all up and arms about it for a few weeks or a few months. And then at one point, they're just like,
Starting point is 01:18:48 I'm bored of this. Let's go back out. Yeah. Like essentially, I just like, I wanna move on from this, even though this is something that's going to be and then a rel of very long time. And then the people who are saying,
Starting point is 01:19:00 don't go outside, always wear a mask, become like the enemy of those people. But it's like, do you think the wear mask people and the staying indoors people want to be staying indoors? No one wants it. It's like, where's the, where's the community? I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yeah. And a lot of people are making this, they're making this political when it's not political. It's just, it just is what it is. It's science. Um, so it's, just is what it is, it's science. So it's, yeah, it's science. I'm like, why are you making this political? Like they think that the liberals are all COVID crazy and stuff like what, it just, it is what it is.
Starting point is 01:19:36 I don't know, it's there, whether you believe in it or not. It's the same as climate change. Yeah, there's one video that, it's politicized when it shouldn't be, but I think everything is politicized these days. It seems like no matter if it's something that could be debated one way or the other, it's politicized somehow.
Starting point is 01:19:55 But I saw this one video that was like really disturbing of this woman in some grocery store who was refusing to wear her mask. And she was like screaming about something and she was storming out of there and like slamming stuff around. And she said something about how like, you democratic pussies or like you democratic assholes or something like that.
Starting point is 01:20:15 And it's like, it's not democratic versus republic. It's like nothing to do with that. It's just caring about the safety of yourself and others, specifically others, which I think is the tough point to get across. I know I go on a tangent about this every single freeing podcast, but it's something that I'm so just constantly annoyed with and bothered by. I cannot grasp the idea that this is such a hardship and so hard for people to understand
Starting point is 01:20:42 the concept of. There are people still, when I tweet about things, people who are still arguing with me who are following us at Rijit-Ethan, it's like, you know our stance on this. Why? Like, why don't you still be following? As soon as Kanye gets in the, in the wild, everything will be fixed. Oh my God, don't even, don't start with that.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Oh, no, no, that, that is so awful. I couldn't think of anything more tone deaf to do than to announce you're running for president months before the election. Yeah, you have to. I mean, and dying inside, obviously, but- The thing that bothers me about that is there's gonna be people who don't,
Starting point is 01:21:18 obviously there's tons of people who don't want to vote either for Trump or Biden. Totally understand, it's your vote. Whatever you want to do with it. But there are people who are just gonna vote for Kanye as a joke and essentially throw away their vote. I know. And it's gonna be a lot of the,
Starting point is 01:21:34 I feel like it's gonna be a lot of the younger generation when I feel like otherwise their votes probably would have gone to Biden, which eventually I don't feel, I mean, which is shitty. He should, I feel, I don't know. What do you think would be the worst celebrity? Well, besides the Trump topic at hand, besides the obvious, there was celebrity to be to run for president.
Starting point is 01:22:04 I think you mean, God, you can take a child. What did, okay. Irritically, there's no age that you could be president, okay? Okay. You can run at any age. Is it possible that a child star could be president? They'd probably do a better job than Trump.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Like, imagine like, who's the Duky or whatever, the genius kid or like, like, there's a, there's a, the guy that he was a kid star, he was a, he was a doctor, like a kid doctor. Who's that? I have to look it up. Like Duky House,
Starting point is 01:22:44 like the Neopatra car? Yes, yes, he was on a, he was a child star and he was a genius kid in his show. If he ran for president, people, well, he's smart. I mean, he actually could run for president now. He's all over the world. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, now he could, but I'm just saying, like, if he had ran for president back, like, if we had a child star who was known for being smart
Starting point is 01:23:05 That's how kind of Trump got a like that he was like known for like because the TV known for being a good Business man, right So like he was like well on TV is a good business man. He was real smart and it's like but if there's a child star He's like well, I mean, I saw it. Do you see that episode where he like you know he you know He did that operation and he was only he's only 15 There's someone who I think has a worse suggestion. This was Bernie H6 7 on on the Ruchty site Pears Morgan America, it would be terrible any age any any age, but
Starting point is 01:23:45 You got to be yeah, you got to be 35 and I think born in America Well, you know, maybe piss Morgan Good well, you know, they fell out him and Trump cuz he did there Trump unfollowed him Oh my god Wow, but again Who's my god? Wow. My god. But again, Pierce Morgan's already like political like, I'm thinking like who's someone who'd be like, what? Who knows nothing about politics or is just like a, almost like a, uh,
Starting point is 01:24:17 oh man, like, um, uh, who's the guy from Jackass? Which guy? Johnny Knoxville? Johnny Knoxville. Well, I mean, not that I hate Johnny Knoxville's funny, but just someone who's like, this is a dude who's like, that's a bad, that's not the, like, he's no business being there at all.
Starting point is 01:24:39 Yeah, yeah. Not that they, not that those people from, from Jackass aren't intelligent people, but like it's like Johnny Knoxville running for president in 2002 when Jack Jack I mean that's that's that's the argument right there. You just said not that those aren't intelligent people Yeah, you know, there's your average citizen. That's an intelligent person They might you know, they know about some politics, but that's the point of the presidency is you need to be like, you have to be intelligent and you have to be working in politics since I don't know what age do
Starting point is 01:25:14 you start working on politics? I mean, clearly that is not a criteria. You know, it's not the intelligence. I mean, I know exactly, but yeah. Yeah. It's can't just just like some mediocre person. If you had to pick one person from where's your chief to be president of the United States, who would you expect?
Starting point is 01:25:34 Oh, man. One person. That. Can I vote for myself? Would you want to vote for yourself, Chris? Would you want to be present? Oh, at least I trust myself. for yourself, Chris, which you want to be present. Oh, at least I trust myself.
Starting point is 01:25:51 I'm going to say that I don't know. Okay, give me like, because I don't know everybody at Ristajathan, there might be some really awesome people that would be great, but I don't know them. So give me, give me like, like, say, at a core age, fun house type thing. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I feel like Gus would be a pretty obvious answer. It's got a good president. Gus. He does. He's very smart. He's definitely over 35.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Yeah. Was he born in, was he born? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you trying to figure out the guesses of the origin? No, I know he's American, but no, he was born on the border, right? Yeah, he was born in America. Okay.
Starting point is 01:26:39 I just could, for some reason, I couldn't remember which. I think Gus is a good, uh, that's a good guess. I thought Gus was born in Austin. No, I think it was born in like, like a border like, I think Jack was the only person. I know of who was born in Austin. He's like fifth generation Austin. I, it's my crazy like that. I, yeah, Jack might not be that bad. I think Jack could be a good president.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Jack, I feel like it would just be like, fuck this. Good. Yeah. Gus is probably the best. I see a lot of Eric Bduer suggestions in the chat. I don't know about that. I don't know about that either. Eric is it? Eric wouldn't even think Eric would be a good president. Yeah. Garbo. Yeah. Garbo. Yeah, Garbo. I have to go.
Starting point is 01:27:29 Oh, speaking of Eric. Oh, yeah. Should we start with this? Jessica, would you like to announce officially? I mean, Eric, Eric, and me actually will be on the spot this Wednesday. It's coming back by back. We're back for three episodes,
Starting point is 01:27:52 three episode run special. Three, why three? Because after three weeks, jump comes back. Jump will come back. So it's going up in place of jump. It'll be live on the rest of your site, 5. Central. So all you guys who are joining us right now in chat on our TV, you'll be able to watch on the spot come back for a very
Starting point is 01:28:12 special three episode run starting this Wednesday with Jessica and Eric, future president of the United States. Oh, that would be a what? Lincoln nightmare. Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Wait, wait. I have a new scenario. You go into your hole. Yeah. For a year, you come out.
Starting point is 01:28:35 You are elected president. Oh, wow. That's a nightmare. You're like, I'm just going to go in this hole. I'm going to come out in a year and just skip over here. Somehow, during that year, the world had coalesced around the idea. It's like, who should be president?
Starting point is 01:28:54 Gavin. I mean, he's the guy in the hole. He has all the answers. He's in the hole. We're clearly smart enough to go in the hole before this thing was going on. He'll rise again and lead us. Yes, and then you to go in the hole. But this thing was going on. He'll rise again and lead us. Yes.
Starting point is 01:29:07 And then you come out of the hole. And like, so what I miss, you're like, well, Mr. President, let me give you your debriefing. I'd be like, let me stop you right there. Nope. And you're like, thank you. I'm going to go back in this hole. So you guys are four years. Well, man, it's, I feel like it's gonna be a very interesting next couple months.
Starting point is 01:29:27 November is going to be such an interesting. Oh, it's gonna be a shit show. It's gonna be so bad. That'll be fun. That'll probably be my next panic attack. It's, yeah. Should I, don't you put it on a calendar for us? Yeah, schedule it.
Starting point is 01:29:43 Okay. The night of the election, it's going to just kind of... Pfft! This right there. I had a friend tell me this story. They were... So they've been seeing a... This is...
Starting point is 01:29:55 Oh, this is about going back to therapist, but this is pre-COVID, right? And this is the before times. I friend who was seeing a therapist and then I think they, I think they like started working with this therapist when they were just getting started. So they were like, is it really kind of like a cheap rate for a therapist? And then they were, you know, they're seeing a therapist and then the therapist transferred to another, like, I guess, therapist agency. I don't know how it works.
Starting point is 01:30:27 And then they were like, oh, hey, you know, like, well, we're setting up. We'll, I'll let you know, whenever we're all set up and, you know, we'll do an appointment and then they did like a couple of weeks, like, they're like, oh, hey, is there any appointment? Like, sure, yeah, how's this?
Starting point is 01:30:42 And they like booked an appointment. And then they kept like, they were having to like, make all the effort to schedule the appointments, like, sure, yeah, how's this? And they like books and appointment. And then they kept like, they were having to like make all the effort to schedule the appointments. Like they weren't. And then eventually the therapist just stopped responding. And then I was like, Okay. Did you get ghosted by your therapist?
Starting point is 01:30:58 Like they like, their therapist just stopped responding to them about like therapy. Like, are they, are they sick maybe? No, I mean, they're fine. It was just like a like, you know, go into talk, you know, not like therapists is like physical therapy, not a physical thing, more just like an emotional, you know,
Starting point is 01:31:19 therapy, mental therapy. And they got ghosted by their therapist. And I was like, well, I'm sorry, but that's the funniest, like most bizarre scenario I can imagine for like a therapist thing. Yes, I mean, and sat like funny and like how crazy that is, but they did get a special type of therapist, just that therapists can see from being so overloaded with other people's problems. Like, is there a type of therapist that's designed to deal with therapy problems?
Starting point is 01:31:50 Oh, absolutely. Yeah, there are definitely therapists for therapists. Yeah, I feel like that'd be really important. Yeah, for sure. Having, you know, started seeing a therapist is like, it's heavy sessions. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know what you would say.
Starting point is 01:32:07 If it's like, is it me, I just feel like people don't want me, you know, in their life. And you're like, no, no, it's not you, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, sorry, I got another appointment. Sorry, I don't think we're making it. Like, your issues are just way too fucked up. I can't handle you. That would be awful.
Starting point is 01:32:26 Therapy, so important right now if you're able to get it and find someone who won't ghost you. That would be great. Not ghosting therapists. We do better start. Yeah, but not. We do. You guys are wrapping things up unfortunately if you guys have any last minute comments Gavin, I totally cut you off. Anyway, I was saying like the stigma around that is hopefully going away over time. If you assume more people are seeing therapists
Starting point is 01:32:52 than you may think. Yeah, don't feel weird about trying it. That's why I think that's why I was like, I hope that is a position that is actually had an increase because I feel like it's an important thing right now. Also, Armadillos. Armadillos.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Full circle now. Can't forget Armadillos. Yep. I hope they're on it. They're on it as well. Get a therapy armadillo. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:17 I don't think so. Chris, do you have a therapist and do you talk about Armadillos with your therapist? No. Oh, okay. Well, I guess. Sorry. Well, while I don't talk about ARMA, I mean, we find out in the post show
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