Rooster Teeth Podcast - Would You Drink a Mug of Human Oil? - #592

Episode Date: April 14, 2020

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last laugh. I'm Gus. Oh, Gavin. I'm Barbara. I didn't know who was going to go next. We're off to a great start. So I have a question for everyone, and I don't know if there's a right answer for this. When I was doing the podcast, the last time I was on the podcast, whenever it was on the

close-up of me, I kept looking into lens, and like I was addressing the audience. And I think I was the only person who was doing that. Great. What is that? What is that? And I think I was the only person who was looking straight in the lens when I was addressing people. And I think some people in the comments said that it was creepy and that I was making them uncomfortable.

Yeah, I'm talking psychopath guys. Who the hell does this when they're talking to each other on a computer? It's like I'm talking to the audience. So I guess that's the question. Am I talking, when we're talking, am I talking to the audience or am I talking to you guys? Well, yeah, I'm looking at the people I'm talking to, as if like if I'm talking to Barbara, I'm looking at Barbara's mug right now.

Well, when it's a single of, when it's a single of you, are you looking at yourself talking? Yeah. Here, what you should do is when you're talking to you guys, and I see you guys on the screen, we could do this, but if I'm listening, I should be looking into the camera because you're talking to me. So I should be looking you right in the eye. But then that's hard because then you're not actually

looking at them. I know. That's why I just look at the computer. I don't look at the webcam because it, I don't know, it. I don't like the webcam, because I don't know. I can't focus on what I'm saying. I'm not looking at the people I'm talking to. It's weird. I guess I always try to do the right thing.

And I guess people didn't like it. And people don't like me making my contact with them. So I apologize. I'll never look you in the eyes ever again. That's what you do. You do that on the normal podcast. Look, well, yeah, but, but because you're in front of me in the normal podcast, I'm in front of you right now. Yeah, but you're down there.

I feel like it's weird. I'm looking down and I feel like it looks like because my eyebrows are so big, it's like obstructing your ability to see my eyes. Your webcam is also, I think, higher than most of us. Like mine is like, I barely have to move my eyes to change, but Gus, it looks like you're looking down like this at us. I can resize my window. We'll figure this out eventually.

We have a few more weeks, right? Yeah. I don't say so. I love you. Yeah. Mm. All right. eventually we have a few more weeks right yeah yeah all right guess we missed you last week yeah sorry I couldn't make it I just I don't know I was feeling wasn't feeling up to it oh we can do that if we don't feel like yeah just like how you don't ever feel like responding to my calendar invites and then gaslighting me like you did

I texted Gavin yesterday. I was like, hey, are you available for the podcast? And he's like, yeah, I responded to the calendar invite. I said that's weird It didn't update for me and I went and I looked and he's like, oh wait, no, I lied. I never did I was going through because Fiona threw a bunch of streaming Stuff in the calendar. So I was just going through accepting it. And I saw the Rucity podcast one. I was like, oh, I should accept that. Press accept. And then when I went to check again, I hadn't done it.

Yeah, I was getting ready to send you a screenshot. I had screenshot at the whole thing. I was going through it. On my side, it doesn't show for some reason. He's like, why don't you check again? I can't. And then you said you felt like an asshole and then you didn't and then I said I did. So it was fun. Yeah, the person who's an asshole, like did totally did a 180 there.

Yeah, I was going to come at you. I was going to be like, look, the one time I accept the calendar if I don't even check it. Oh, I know I didn't. Chris, what are you drinking? Beer. No, what's the other thing you just drink? Don't think I miss that.

Water? No, Chris. There's something else. Soup. You're drinking soup. What the? I was just drinking soup out of a cardboard container. Is that cold? Yeah, it's cold.

It's cold soup. Is it meant to be cold? Is it caspacho? Is it cold? Is it in your fridge or is it room temperature? Is that my fridge? It's cold. It's cold.

Oh man. Warm it up. I didn't have time. Oh no. Oh man, warm it up. I put them in a half time. We go Chris, this tried to drink his soup while he wasn't on camera, but it comes back to everybody while he was. So Chris is drinking like a tomato soup. It's like one of those that you buy in the grocery store that comes like in a cardboard container.

But it's like the chicken stock type thing. The big ones usually if you don't have time to cook something, you don't eat it. Well, I don't need a raw steak because I didn't have time to cook it. No, I mean, you can eat soup cold, but we it's like cold pizza. You know, it's not meant to be that way, but you can do it. Also, the no, it's not like cold pizza. You know, it's not meant to be that way, but you can do it also. The, no, it's not like cold pizza. Dude is the same. The cold pizza is pizza that was once warm

that went cold. That soup was never warm. It was just, you don't eat like, you don't take a pizza out of the freezer and then eat it. Look. Yeah. Yeah, but when you're, your, your state comparison is wrong.

I am wrong. It's a bad example, but that not at all time is an a reason to eat something. I was hungry. I didn't. I needed something in my stomach. You know, like I needed that. You know, you get that kind of jittery feeling when you've had too much coffee and you need food. Yeah, something that a pint of cold soup will fix.

Well, I didn't want to be. I didn't want to eat on the podcast. So you're just. Oh, colds, it's a scoop of fix. Well, I didn't want to be, I didn't want to eat on the podcast. So you're just, oh yeah, because it's a drink. Yeah, it's quite, I'm not chewing into the mic. So you have a pretty impressive spread in front of you then. You have soup, water, and beer. I'll easily accessible to you right there. Oh, I got a little cooler.

Oh my god. To make sure you keep your soup cold. What's in the cooler? What's in the cooler? It's just beer. There's no like other soups. We got some chicken, chicken, a noodle. I got.

Chris, I have a question for you. Uh huh. How many soups would that be? This is, I think, two. Two soups? This is two sittings of soup. I think it's like two about, well, this is four servings.

I think it's more like two. Because I only had one other serving of this and it's like half full. Because you had three soups that one time you got sick, right? Three or four soups, three soups. Yeah, well, those are in bowls. It's easier to measure. So maybe it's four cups or two bowls.

I'm just trying to confirm it if you're gonna make yourself sick or not, basically based on the amount of soups you're having. What soups off limits for cold, do you think? Would you drink any soup cold? No, nothing, I think it's, I don't know about chicken noodle. I think the noodles would be cold and weird. I think that's a weird one.

It's all pre-cooked, so you're good. Yeah, but... It's not a raw soup. But cold noodles. Anything with grease, I think, is grease kind of congeals when it's cold? So that's true. So I think no meat is way better cold. Yeah, right? It's way better cold. So like a vegetable soup or something with like

just noodles but not necessarily meat. Because cold chicken would be probably what about cold sushi? I've had cool sushi. You had cool sushi before. Yeah, I suppose too. Oh, I guess there's not a lot of hot sushi. There's hot sushi. There's some hot sushi that I think they like. So yeah, that's quite outside.

Cool, I'm saying that's a cold meat that's better than a hot meat. OK, OK. Yeah. I'm just like that's a cold meat that's better than a hot meat. Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm just thinking soup wise. I don't know, my kitchen's a mess right now because I've had any sushi by the way since this whole thing started. That's the one food I haven't had any of. It's sushi because it has to be handled so much and it doesn't get cooked typically.

Yeah, sorry, sorry to interrupt, but I was just curious. Well, I was just going to say, like, my kitchen smells like rotten vegetables, so I can't go in it. It's not because there's vegetables wrong there. Not, yes. Like, so my garbage disposal or sink or something is backed up. So I've just got like food and water sitting in my sink

that's been sitting there all weekend. God, why don't you fix it? I tried, but I've got a disposal. Does your disposal not turn on? It does, it turns it on, it stirs it up and it sinks that down and then I, and then when I turn it back up, it bubbles back up. And so I was, I covered it with a big bag to try and keep it out of the way or at least

contained, also to keep me from forgetting and turning on the sink. Like that scene in big daddy was just like me, forever. Yeah. Yeah. But like the are least the guy could come look at it is like tomorrow morning, so And you think it's like clogged up. What what causes did you do something to make this? I I guess it clogged up or something. Yeah, I think your water running at the same time is using the disposal. Yeah, okay Have you tried he's gonna set this is gonna sound weird. Have you tried using a plunger on it? No Have you tried he's gonna set this gonna sound weird have you tried using a plunger on it? No You should try that you should try it might be stopped up and you might be able to

Unstop it if you plunge it a bit. Well, that's a mr. Muscle Was that That's a mr. Muscle cleaner. You pour it down the plug-o in it dissolve. Oh like drain. Oh, yeah I was like mr. Clean is that when you're talking about no, we had we had mr. Mustle grown up oh He looks down Yeah, mr. Mustle you get down there, that punches all the guss. Can you see how much muscle he has? All the guss.

I don't like Mr. Muscle anymore. What is it? Like, like, guss. He looks like he's running, he looks like he's ready for action. Whoa. He's always ready for action. I've actually never used a plunger.

What? You've never stopped up a toilet? Like I don't have a, I think maybe I've used one in a building that I was in like on a set or something. Cause it's like- But never in your own home. But no, I've never had a plunger that's next to my toilet

Like how often do you use plunges? I regularly I don't know I think I'm depending on your your system like I back home in Canada We had like a weaker system So I would have to use the plunger more often and here I've never had to and awesome. I've never had to Yeah, I think so it's good to have just in case you need it because when you need it, you really need to have it. At one time, at one time I was out, we were doing work at an ad agency years ago

in the early days of Rooster Teeth. And I was at this ad agency in San Francisco. And there was like a big room where everyone was working and then like right off to the side was the bathroom. There was like no hallway or anything. It was like just another attached room to this big room. And I went in there to use the bathroom. And when I flushed it, it wouldn't flush. And there was no plunger in the bathroom.

So I had to come out into this like super crowded room filled with people and be like, hey, does anyone have plunger? They're back to the toilet. And it was like super embarrassing. It was like the first day we were there working and the receptionist had to go get me a plunger and bring it and then like when I was done,

I was like, what do I do with it? Do I leave it in here? Like it wasn't in here. Do I have to take it back out? That's like I just mortified the whole don't have to take it back out. It's like I'm just mortified. The whole the whole rest of the time we were there working. I had a situation kind of like that. This was a long time ago, like in college, I was dating a girl who didn't live in Austin. I was visiting and I stopped up there. They had like two toilets, I stopped up one of the toilets.

And then I was like trying to be subtle and like, hey, do you guys seem like a toilet? They didn't have a plunger at all. Like they didn't have one in the house. So then, and it was also like in the winter and it was like snowy and stuff. So like it wasn't like, we just all just run out and get one because it's like a whole track yet to like button up and I didn'ty and stuff. So it wasn't like, we just all just run out and get one because it's like a whole track,

you have to like button up and, and I didn't have a car. So I had to wait for someone to like, hate, like we need a plunger. So the toilet was just stopped up for like a couple days. And then, and then it was like, we're one of those things where I was like, well do I have to buy the plunger?

Because it's something that- Well, they didn't eat it until now because of you. Yeah, no where I was like, well, do I have to buy the plunger? Because it's something that- Well, I didn't eat it until now, because of you. Yeah, no. I was thinking, I said maybe. I did not buying it, but it feel like one of those things, like, well, there, you know, it's not, it seems like it's like

something that everyone should have, right? It's like buying, I don't know, like an air conditioner for someone's house. An air conditioner. I was like, I love it. I love it. I love it. I have to buy the paper towels.

I was like, my God. Well, but they should have paper towels. They should have something to clean up. I'm not sure. They're a house. But you still have a problem. You shouldn't feel out of it. You shouldn't, you'll put out by having to pay

a couple bucks to take time. I know, I did. I mean, I got it. I got it. It was just one of those things that crossed through my mind. I was like, well, I get, I guess I should buy it, but man, I'm only going to use it once. And they might never use it. Yeah. Yeah. I once had to, um, what if I took it back with me? That was your plunge. What about it? Shubbed the end of the bag. I had to clean James Buckley's poo out of my toilet.

But it was actually all soft enough to just go down with multiple flushes. And then I just cleaned it. But it wasn't like it. Yeah, yeah, there was a story on off topic that he told where he had even ruined my toilet. He ruined it. He wrecked it. You could have got, you could have sold that for some good money. I think you should have bought me a new toilet.

So I think... Do you think there are people in the world who would pay money to have James Buckley destroy their toilet? Oh, for sure. Yeah. world who would pay money to have James Buckley destroy their toilet. Oh for sure. Yeah. It could be like a new next level version of cameo. You go over to so you pay for a celebrity to come to your house and destroy your toilet. Oh man, there's a pun in here somewhere. I'm going to find it. Oh, I forgot to tell everyone who's watching the livestream right now.

If you want, you can make an account right now on the RESTEEZ website, RESTEEZ.com. You can join us in chat. I got chat open right here in another window. I'm keeping an eye on what everyone's saying. Someone actually in chat who is at INPH is asking, are American toilets different? I never needed a plunger before. I wonder if our toilets are just weaker. Did your house in the UK have a plunger before. I wonder if our toilets are just weaker. Did you, did your house in the UK have a plunger Gavin?

No, I didn't really have, I love the toilets I grew up in. I didn't grow up in a toilet. A lot of the bathrooms in the houses I grew up in, they had like, cop it in the bathroom. Yeah. So you didn't really have a ton of like, toilet-y utensils, because it would, I've seen houses that do that with the carpet in the bathroom

And it is so strange to me like I feel like that's gotta be the dirtiest carpet in the world, right? Just because of everything flying out of places and what that was first and we had a bog brush and it had like one of the little Brush cups but it did the the residue at the bottom just right The residue at the bottom just rake. Gavin, I'm sorry, I think you could out there. Could you keep explaining? Disgusted. That's why you asked me in that first episode of Trump. In that first episode of Trump, I tried to tell you that that thing was for cleaning those brushes. And that's why you asked immediately what goes into the bottom, like what happened? How do you clean it out? are you asked immediately what goes into the bottom like what happened how do you clean it out?

Oh gross. If you got a million dollars would you drink that? No, well yeah, you'd have to, right? I don't think I can get it down. How much of it though? Like an ounce cup Like that's your top was like the it was like a mouth a mouth You couldn't get it down I have I have to hold hold my nose you can't even think about it I don't know. Hold my nose. You can't even think about it.

Scum stick. I would try for a billion, but I would not, I would get it. I maybe you get a bit of a try. Be get your tea throw up all over your own house. Gavin, you talking through gagging is probably one of the funniest sounds in the world. You don't, you don't, I don't. Well, remember how much I struggled to drink the fake bog water in that fallout video? Oh, yeah. And that was just from...

Yeah. It was like, what was in it? I think it was like... No, it wasn't even that. I think it was like water and cinnamon. Like it was just essentially colored to look kind of brownish. That was, it was a bit bitty though, bit nutty. You didn't say that. You didn't say that.

So I was driving, you were talking about sushi earlier. I was driving down the street yesterday. I was driving down Lamar. And first off, it was really weird because I went through this long section of Lamar where there were no cars in front of me. And Lamar is normally super packed. So it was strange to be driving

and to really be the only car on the road. But I drove by Uchi- ko and it looked like they had Takeout sushi available there Like they have like a people out there and there were cars pulling up and it seemed like they were bringing packages out I didn't you know stop or go into the parking lot, but as I was driving by I could see there was something going on So if you want to be your specific takeout sushi. Yeah So if you want to be your specific takeout sushi. Yeah. It's probably a pretty expensive meal.

But yesterday, the reason I was driving was yesterday, I think for the first time since it's all started, I got a takeout food. I've been making food here at home the whole time. What's that? I didn't know you were avoiding it until now. Yeah, I hadn't been doing that. So yesterday, for the first time, got some takeout food. Which you got there.

Nice. Is that Klaul? Cheeky Klaul. The three of 24. Eight no laws, baby, when you drink in class. We got some takeout the other night. We ordered from an Italian place here in Austin called Tverna, I don't know if you guys have been there before.

I'm sure I'm really. It's on like second streets downtown. But we ordered from Uber Eats and they had this option. They're like, would you like to donate a $5 fee to the restaurant? It'll go to the restaurant and Uber Eats I think matches those donations. So it was like, fuck yeah. If I could support this restaurant while it's going through this, it's like, I think it's a local, small business. And we got like this nice message on our box when the stuff came out. It was just like, thank you for your donation and we really appreciate it,

blah, blah, blah. But I thought that was really cool that they're doing that. That's an awesome option to be able to do that. But the restaurant I went to to pick up with the takeout, they had the front door locked. So you have to place the order online, then you pull up into the parking lot, and then you have to call them to let them know you're there. Then when it's ready, they'll cut

mountain bring it out to your car. That way you don't get in there. Yeah, it's so weird. You open the door, open unlock the door And like they just put in the back seat and they're like this not at you Well, that's how that's I'm I'm gonna tell you all this story, but you know, I got a foster doggy And whenever I picked him up, it was like a drug deal It was like I got an email saying hey come to

like I got an email saying, hey, come to the pet place between three and six. And then text this number saying, you're here with a description of your car. And then I did and they're like, okay, cool. We're going to it's like, we're going to drop the package off, you know, like drive up to the left and then just wait. And then I'm like, okay, all right, we're going to open the gate. The dog, he's in a leash and he's a, the leash is tied to the fence. He's got all his paperwork up there, just grab it.

And then I did it. Wow. I didn't even, I hadn't even seen or I didn't even nothing about the dog beforehand. It was just like, meet us at this place and we'll give you the dog. And then I was like, there was a woman there. I mean, they were doing, this was like shady. They were doing the responsible way of

it. I'm sorry. Christian, you steal someone's dog. No, no. Because a woman was there. And she was like, we talked, but it was from afar. We were like, you're all in at each other. So, but then there was paperwork that I'll do instructions. What should you all in give me my dog back? I like the idea of the first test you have with this dog is they stand over there with the dog, you stand over there. And then if the dog comes to you, then you keep it. Yeah, well, it's, I was just like, I hope I get a good one.

I don't know. You walked in behind you, by the way, it's I was just like I hope I get a good one. I don't know You walked in behind you by the way, he's in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah He's eating on his bone How much longer does he have to wear the cone for? Well, he's done with his little eye medicine stuff, but he's still scratching at his face a lot So I'm just might be an a vet I was emailing with said it might be allergies. So he's got some what you're gonna call it.

What do you give for allergies? Penetral? Penetral. Penetral. Penetral. Is he allergic to the dog? I don't know. I it might be a food thing.

So I was gonna try some like dog allergy food. I don't know. Do you think any food thing, so I was gonna try some dog allergy food. I don't know. Do you think any dog is the logic to being a dog? Or are there any dogs that are allergic to humans? The humans produce enough like dandering stuff for a dog to choke stuff. But a dog's nose is so sensitive. You think a little bit would go a long way?

There are some things that humans are allergic to, which makes me feel like humans are allergic to humans. Things like, there's some people who are allergic to water, sunlight. No, they can't. Is that true? Yeah. But what about human... It's like when it touches their skin, there's like a reaction. I don't know if like, it's the same thing. But what about like human like, oil or skin that's like when it touches their skin, there's like a reaction. I don't know if like, it's the same thing. But what about like human like oil or skin? That's like, oh, I guess like they can't touch other humans or the even, I guess they can touch themselves.

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Yeah. Is it what? What? What is the oil come from? Like skin or hair or? Yeah, just all that. If it, you know, if it's, if you have enough of it on your finger to like Get oil from your hair or something you just over time over 10 years just like ring it into a Is this like super old too? Oh?

Wow, it takes a long time to oil a human Is this one person's oil or is this like you know mixed human oil? I wonder if it'd be flammable oh Probably I don't know man. I'm a pretty oily Petroleum But is that sweat oil oil? Oil and sweat sometimes, it's probably both. But no, like in between human oil and sweat though. Does oil come out of not a

sweat band? I think the oil comes from a sebaceous gland. I don't remember in my biologist, Pyrrhic. I've only heard of sebaceous cysts. So baby. But not glands. I've only heard of sebaceous babes, baby. Ha ha ha ha. The sebaceous gland is a small gland in the skin which secretes a lubricating oily matter into the hair follicles to lubricate the skin and hair. Yeah, like check it out and like,

look at this fucking oily ass face I got here. and hair. Yeah, like check it out. Look at this fucking oil-y ass face I got here. Oil-y ass. Oh, it looks nice. Thank you, Evan. I don't like it. You haven't seen people's faces for a while. Do you think you could use skin? Do you think you could use human oil for like, lube? Well, why doesn't your own penis make its own... Oh, that's what pre-con it. Well, that's from the end night though. That comes from in The secret from the head. And then you could be like, oh my dick is so

I'll tell you why I don't like this conversation. I don't like this at all. It's probably a certain type of sexual assault because if the woman's wet, I mean, she's the rouse too. So you kind of need both people to be in their proper sexual engage mode. Because if a guy got wet, then he could just slip right into whatever. Well, I feel like, you know, anyone who

is a terrible conversation. Let's talk about something else. I saw a guy. I had to go through. I had to go to the store earlier this morning. And I saw a guy being such an asshole. It was really strange to see that. Because I feel like everyone's been so accommodating. Like everyone understands it, like what everyone's

going through and being nice to each other. But it was weird to see a guy, like for the first part of the first time I've seen, like in a month, to see like a customer of the store just being all out, like raging asshole to a store in a way? Wow. I was waiting to check out and I was the next person in line and he was you know so I'm having to stand back of it and I could see him up at the register and he was asking the cashier for cigarettes and behind behind the cashier was like the the signs I said like you know the cigarette brand and it had like a sign that said $5.26. And so the cashier asks, well, which cigarettes do you want?

And he points at the sign and goes, I want the ones that are $5.26. And she looks at the sign and then like, looks, starts looking at all the cigarettes. She goes, okay, but what cigarettes? And he's like, I want whatever is $5.26. And then she's looking at the sign and she's like, well, I guess it's whatever, I don't remember, Marlboro Special Blender something. And so she looks, she sees that and then she looks for the cigarette and then she says, well, on the shelf, the cigarette's label is being $5.95. And he goes, but the sign over there says $5.26. And so I want the cigarettes that are $5.26.

And she's like, well, which cigarettes do you want? And he goes, I want the ones that are $5.26. And she's like, looking at all of them, she's like, I have no idea what it is. So then he's like, well, I want you to get a manager here because you're advertising cigarettes for $5.26. And I want the cigarettes that are $5.26. And I was suggesting for this, dude, why don't you stop smoking during a time when there's an upper respiratory disease going on?

So then the manager comes out, right? And the manager's like, what's going on? And the cashier says, so there's a parent of this, there's more to the story that I hadn't heard at first. The cashier says, this man's here, he wants to return this item, but he doesn't have a receipt,

and he wants to buy cigarettes for $5.26. Oh! And the manager looks at the guy and goes, well, what cigarettes do you want? Ah! Of course! I want the ones that are $5.26. It's not that hard.

So the manager's like, I'll see what I can do. And then starts like trying to help them. And then like another cashier calls me, says, you know, I can help you. I can check out over here. So I go to the other. If I were you, I'd have been like, no, I'm good. I'm going to hang over here for a second. I got to see the results.

So I'm checking out with the other cashier. And I'm like, man, that guy's being a real dick, right? And the cashier goes, yeah, if it was me, I just would have kicked him out and told him to fuck off. Yeah. That was like, I just would have kicked him out and told him to fuck off Those like those like that sucked you're having a you're having to put up with that Isn't that quite cheap for how many cigarettes like 20? I I don't know no idea 12 is it like a 12 pack?

Can you get 12 cigarettes? It's selling by the dozen Never bought Can you get 12 cigarettes selling by the dozen? I've never bought I've never I sold them. I've never smoked a cigarette. They're more expensive than five bucks. They went. I was selling them I'm sure cost more In the UK than it is here Have you guys noticed? Yeah, what was that barb? Have you ever had a pebble text? Yeah.

Was that barbed? Have you smoked cigarette? I did. I smoked half of a cigarette once. I went to first moved to Austin. I felt like everyone was smoking and with the place I worked at the time, you could get like smoke breaks and go outside. I was like, oh, I could get extra breaks and not be working if I had learned how to smoke. So I bought a pack of cigarettes and I smoked like half a, I took a smoke break and I smoked like half of it.

I was like, yeah, this, this is not for me. And I was like, it's, it's not worth it. I'll just keep working. Do you think you could pretend to smoke a cigarette and people would buy, like, just hold it up. It's not lit and just, and just pretend for like five minutes, like, I gotta go on smoke break. Like, how long would it take before people noticed or called you on it?

Assuming you're not smoking with other smokers, assuming you're like, always like, it's my me time. Yeah, he just had your fingers on your list of nothing else. Well, you're holding the cigarette, but not actually, you know, it's not pulling chatter saying that 20 cigarettes come in a pack. 20. Yeah, I know it's usually 20, but you can also get like smaller 10 packs that I was wondering whether there was a smaller.

Hey, could you buy a single stick of butter? Don't with that again. So with that. I've only smoked cigarettes like on camera for stuff, not like in real life. We do a thing where we all smoke a cigarette on the next block. And we get the audience to vote on who looks the most natural while they're doing it. What were all just like joking on? I know.

No, no. Anybody who are fire alarms go off. I had my fire alarm go off the other day. It was a detector. Yeah, there you go. That's the one. Well, it was like James Willem's birthday, and so we were like... Record him a little like Happy Birthday message,

and I put a... I didn't have a... I was like... Had a cake, but I didn't have a cake, so it was a frozen shepherd's pie, and I put a sparkler in it and lid on fire and saying happy birthday to him. And it was like a lot more smoke than I thought it was gonna be. There's a lot of smoke.

What happened? It was got smoke everywhere. My whole like, like there's a smoke up with mine. And like as soon as I cut the video, it like my fart, my alarm went off and then I was trying to... That's why I had it off the wall because I took it off and unplugged it, trying to get it to something... You got to put it back up. Well, it's in the room. It's not. It's just on the table.

It's still working. It's still functional, okay. Yeah, it's supposed to be on the ceiling because that's where smoke goes. Okay, I'll put it on the ceiling It's only been offered a little bit his birthday was like a week or two ago Well, you could have done every night since then Well, but I got another one I had an issue at an apartment. I lived in a couple years ago Where it was a place that had really tall ceilings and my smoke detector, the batteries I guess were low. You guys know what happens when that happens.

It's like it chirps every few seconds or like every minute or something like that. The problem is I lived in this apartment. I didn't own a ladder or like anything to get up there. So there was no way that I could change the batteries on this thing because the ceiling's real light. You did not like a chair? No, but the ceilings were like, fucking 10 or 12 feet up.

Oh, yeah. So like, even if I stood on a chair, I'd still be like, fucking four or five feet away from the ceiling. I'm not that much too much. What did you do? I'm not that much. I had to like call maintenance at one point,

because I first was like, I don't like maybe it won't bother me that much. Like I, whatever, but I should probably have a functional smoke detector. So I should probably call maintenance. And so it was like, it was doing the beeps for like a week because I kept putting off calling maintenance. That's crazy.

You should put that up like tonight. I could do it right now on the show. Should you do it now? I do it right now on the show. She's doing it now. It's it. I have it on that wall back there. She's doing it right in a second. All right. But the public service announcement teaching everyone the safety of

spoke detectors. Now we're just going to hear us. And you're himself during this, isn't he? I like to see everyone. Neckachief thing. It's because he went to walk his dog and he we had a Zoom call today. I like this over here. Let's see over here. Neckachief thing. It's because he went to go walk his dog and we had a Zoom call today. And Chris was on the call outside wearing that as a mask during our call.

I looked like he was about you like someone who just stole Chris' phone and was on our Zoom call with us. He's nailing it. Oh, he's gone. Where's he going? What's he doing now? He's so so quick. Oh, the dog. I thought it was something else. The doctor's waiting for its chance to strike. I could seize weakness and Chris right now.

It's going to take him down. Are all your pets waited out that you guys are home all day? My dog doesn't care. I guess Esther's home most of the time, right? Yeah, I've been enjoying spending time with my cats. That was one in here just a second ago. There I saw three. Yeah, that was Ziggy that was in it. Do you have a favorite? No, I like him. I like him. Oh

Smith's a little prick, but I do like him a lot Did you do it Chris? Yep, it's back up safety first. Yeah, I also snuck in a bathroom break Oh nice No one I never get to go to the bathroom on the podcast because it's like, I don't want to get up and like, interrupt the, I was already up and it's right there. That's why you, that's why you agreed. That's why you suggested putting the smoke detector up.

You can do that. You're a kid. I'm drinking three liquids, guys. My next you should bring, bring your webcam into the kitchen and start unplugging the stick. Chris, I got it. I got it. It was down to one drink. Yeah, please. No, no, please don't. I got it text today. Uh-huh. And I want to see if a certain number of you could guess why this was sent to me.

So it's from Brandon, Brian of Hermihini. Some of you know him better than others. Um, he just texted me the word in all caps with about eight exclamation points. He just texted me, Passover! He explained it later, but why do you guys think that Brandon texted me the word Passover and all caps? Because you're Jewish Well, I am he just realized it was Passover Was he congratulating you to something you congratulate people for so apparently there's a store that Brandon frequently uses called BH photo, which I think is owned by Jewish owners. Right. Yeah, it's really hot to buy stuff, but the weekend.

Yeah, so I think he was trying to buy some sort of equipment. And he says that like they've been open this whole time during the COVID-19 stuff and they've been still doing shipments, but Passover comes and they're closed. Well, I mean, that's business is usual for them. They always closed for that. Do you? I went to see EES one year, which is like over a weekend and they just don't open their booth on Saturday.

It's crazy. The panel's money to be there is completely empty. Yeah. This is very exciting. I'm surprised that I just get like other people like hire people to work that day for them. Although I guess that's like technically some people are like very strict about the rules. Like if you hire someone to do a job for you on that day, like is that considered you doing the work? Like I don't know. It's weird. Yeah, they're sticking to their principles. Yeah. It's important to them. So,

I was just needed a Jewish person to vent to. Is that what it was? I guess so. I was like, are you, like, do you think it's my fault? What didn't he text them Passover? I like being H. I used. that website all the time. It's a good shit. Yeah, they're really good.

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He was so overpowering. He was so overpowering. He was making an appeal. It's not an ad read. He was just so thankful. He was just so thankful. I think we can go. We'll work from home for a couple of weeks and everything. It's not an ad read. He was just so thankful.

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We'll have a link in the description. I don't know. At someone who goes into every episode, whenever you record it, not knowing what is going to happen, every time I just have a genius, what? I looked right into the webcam for that because it felt more dramatic. But yeah, I don't know. It's just bizarre.

Is it just me or is it the best time to be launching a new podcast is like right now? Although I guess we are commuting. So like that's usually when I would listen to podcasts. That's the overall podcast consumption is down. I guess it's because of the commute. Yeah, industry, industry-wide, podcast consumption is down.

See the commute and maybe people listening at work as well. What about YouTube videos? Oh, like site. I don't know. I think, uh, our site, I think, no, I don't know. I don't want to say anything that's wrong. Uh, I think about it, but I don't know for certain. I think a lot of it's up, especially obviously the live stream. She's because like we've been doing live streams all day, every day for free. There. So there's definitely more traffic there, which is really cool because then more

people get to like learn about Ruchu teeth and learn about like the content we make because it's free for all. So I think it's pretty fun. Pretty neat. Oh burrito. So, I'm saying. It's not a saying. There's not a saying similar to that right with hot dogs or hamburgers. Why would there be? Like, I don't know. I just seem like, like, you could say like,

that's cool burger. Yeah, but like, something like that. There's like hot dogs like, like, oh, if you say like, oh, you could kill two birds with one stone, where like, why don't they make a saying like that, but with a different animal too? Well, they could.

I can count you two days with one mother. Yeah or it's like man like like that's delicious hot dog. That's not a good one. That's bad. It's also like. Oh Chris there's a there's a there's cool as a cucumber. Oh. That's cool. Yeah, like that.

Yeah. Why do we make a foreign song? Hot dog is a saying you're killing me. Hot dog. You know the classic thing. Ham burger. Well, yeah, he's right. Ham burger.

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nifty and like hot dog. Oh, nuts. Yes. But none of the racist stuff from the 50s. I think we'll talk about that. Yeah. I also want to mention I'm wearing a brand new shirt that's coming out. I believe on Friday, there's like a bunch of new Ruby merch that's in like the style

of popular anime. You guys could guess this one. It's not Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Hell yeah. I believe so. If I know my anime. I do not. I'll take your word for that. That's just that

Friday. So I'm super sorry, but I feel like I missed out, like I was born too early and I missed all the Dragon Ball Z stuff. I think like by the time they got popular, I was like in college or something like for some reason, I just missed it. And I was going to the this huge pop culture bit of knowledge that I've just like have no clue about. Is it still only like you probably to watch it now would it be good?

I've never seen it. I don't know. It's really kind of slow. It's a lot of kind of stalling like like a soap opera is right. I only watched it because of my little brother. Because I think I saw I what, is whenever like over the summer where we just like have a lot of time playing video games and we had only one TV that was like had cable. And so we would take turns doing it and my brother would watch it. And I'd always like, I thought it was dumb and I'd go, oh, this show is so stupid.

And then I'd be like, can we watch something else? He'd be like, no, no. And then I'd sit there and I'd wait for it. And I'd sit there and wait for the show to end. And eventually, you got to the point where I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, the show's so stupid. What's going on right now? You know, I'd be like, and then I'd be like,

and then I had to keep up the facade of being cool older brothers. So I'd be like, I hate the show. Every like 10 minutes or something, just to like, like remind him that I hated it. I think I did that with Pokemon. Where I was just like, like, remind him that I hated it. I think I did that with Pokemon, where I was just like, oh, what is this? Dom, who's that Pokemon?

Oh yeah, nailed it. I feel like a lot of people do that with shows like The Bachelor, where if like, I mean, a lot of women tend to watch the show versus men, but like, if the girlfriend or whatever in the relationship is like watching it and the guy's like, oh, that's stupid.

Oh, my God, what a bitch. Like, what did she say? That's, yeah, that's probably on point. Yeah, like I've been watching, I've talked about it before on the podcast, especially when Jeff is on the show called Love Island, which highly recommend I think it's one of the greatest trashy reality shows ever. I'm watching season four of the UK version, and it's awesome. But like, me and Trevor are so invested in it.

Like, we know everyone's name, we know the whole story of like every person they've hit on and all this stuff. It's just so juicy. I also love imitating the British people on that show. Well, you've had the... It's a practice. Yes, a practice. I also, like, it's the first time I ever heard the word chuffed, and for some reason I thought

chuffed would have meant like I'm angry or frustrated, but it means like super like happy about something. And it seems to be the complete opposite of what it sounds like. Yeah, that sounds like you're really happy with that. Yeah, that is charn-tutip. It's charn-tutip. Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard...

Yeah, charn-tutip. Charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip.

I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-tutip. I've also heard... Yeah, charn-t complete loss. Should either be, yeah, like you're annoyed or angry or what is it called where you like the fish parts that you dump to get sharks? Chum.

Oh, chum. Chum. That's what I'm thinking of. Chum bucket. Chum is, what, okay. What? Just a wet chum came into it. Well, it's my head they sounded.

I forgot the two that they would seem like the same word. Chuff and Chum. But it was just like confusing watching the show because they'll have like their little interviews and the guys will be like, yeah, she asked me to be a girl, her boyfriend and I'm like, I'm right chuffed about it, you know? And I'm like, where are they angry? and I'm like, I'm right-chuffed about it, you know? And I'm like, where are they angry? I'm really on their cap.

I think the word with the most, I think I was talking about this on a recent off topic, but the word with the most variance and what it can mean is bollocks. Because it can mean so many things depending on context. Well, it doesn't mean like, oh, that's a load of bollocks. So like, that's a load of shit. Like, yeah, like utter bollocks is bullshit.

Like, the bollocks is really good, the of bollocks. So like that's a lot of shit like like yeah, like utter bollocks is bullshit like the bollocks It's really good the dogs bollocks. You've also got Like a bollocking if you're getting told off a Ball if you're getting No, bollocking Ballaking Ballaking So I was getting a ball licking the other day

Or it could mean like damnmit like, oh, ball, it's. And it also means like, just like, right? Just a pile of balls? Yeah, and it's the pool. Yeah, the pool sec. My light paid, the battery just died. In case you're wondering why my lighting looks a little different. Chris, did you find the battery by the way?

I was just about to bring that up. Chris can't find his charger for his battery. It was not in the package. Look, here it is right here, Chris. Let me see. This is the one I got. You don't have this. Yeah, but you can't plug that.

No, no, I have that. That's the charger. It's a charger, Chris. We've been seeing charger this whole time. What the fuck are you talking about? I meant, there's no way to plug it directly into the wall. There's not like a cable. Yeah, an AC adapter.

I have a charger. That AC adapter. I tried that. But it had a picture. I was like, I'm having a picture. Yeah, okay, sorry. I phrased this all badly. There's not a way to plug the light in and just let it run without having to worry about the battery.

That's not something that's not what you said you were missing Chris. You charged the battery and then you put the battery in the fucking light and then you charge it again when you need to. You specifically said you did not have a charger. I meant AC adapter, that's what I meant, Gus. That's a completely different word because we were talking about this fucking charger. And how you have this and you're like, I didn't get a charger. It wasn't in my packaging. There was no charger. Okay. I think we were both right.

All right. You were right. Technically. And I was right in my head. You know what I meant? technically and I was right in my I chart In the outlet until right before we start and then I put it into But then when we're like doing different things throughout the day It's easy to like forget to like always take it on and off and on and off and you forget and then it didn't work It happens It's okay Chris listen, we're all going through tough times. So how are you guys feeling every morning now? Are you feeling like you used to this situation?

Feeling like it's normal? I feel like I'm slowly getting more used, not like getting used to it in a way where like, I'm happy about it, but just in like, I understand what my day is going to look like a little bit more now. But for like still, there's that brief moment right after I like open my eyes, after I'm waking up where I like don't remember the reality and then like the second I pick up my phone, I'm like, oh, right, right, right, right, right, right right right yeah like it's not in I feel like for me it's like not in my subconscious entirely yet but it is immediately normal after I've come to terms with it yeah exactly so things have changed a little bit since we've been on the on the air here I'm gonna update I'm gonna break some news to you guys in the city of

Austin, the state home order has been extended until May 8th, and also now face coverings are mandated anytime that you go in public to do essential work or essential activities. But what about like watching it? I would assume that is also the case. I don't know. I'm just looking at the headline right here. I just loaded it. That's good. I'm glad because I went to Walmart yesterday to get some groceries and food. And there were so many people, one, not wearing face masks,

and two, also just like, I'd be like, I was like playing a game of Tetris of avoiding people. And then there were some people who just like, I was be like, I was like playing like a game of Tetris of like avoiding people. Like, and then there were some people who just like, I was clearly trying to avoid people and they'd be like walking right up next to me. I'm like, and I've got my, I could, Peace, yeah.

That's good. I feel like that's the thing. If I'm just going on a walk, masked up, and someone's coming at me, me, you know, if there's nowhere to cross, you hope that the person will just sort of take a wide birth. But you don't know until the last minute. So you usually walk it up. It's like, there's no threat. And then the person just comes at you and you're like, what are you doing? So I'm going to read you the exact phrasing that it has here.

Everyone over the age of 10 must wear face covering over their nose and mouth when in a public building, using public transportation or ride shares, pumping gas, and while outside, when six feet of physical distancing cannot be consistently maintained. Face covering is not required when eating, riding in a personal vehicle, alone in a separate single space, or in the presence of, alone in a separate single space, or in the presence of other members or your residents. Wow. Okay, so if you're outside where you could be far away,

like walking a dog or something. It seems like you don't need it. Yeah. Unless it's too crowded, unless you can't maintain space. Yeah. Well, that's good. That's all good.

I think that's great. I'm glad there's some sort of mandate. I, in general, I think Austin, the mayor's done a good job. I read that in Laredo, which is a town down on the border, they were enforcing, they had also had a mandatory face mask rule and that if you were violating it,

they'd find you a thousand dollars. Holy shit. I don't know if they're still doing that, but yeah, they were really serious about it. What have you guys? $1,000. The Holy Shit. I don't know if they're still doing that, but yeah, they were, they were really serious about it. What have you guys, I know Chris, you have the bandana, but what have you guys been using for face masks? I don't know. I've got one of those like do it yourself ones. I got you. I also, if I have this for like walking the dog and like maybe like, like for I just been wearing it for a quick

stuff, but I also have some old, I found some like masks, like paint masks from whatever I painted in my like back cabinet. They're not like the medical grade kind, but they're just like paintmast or whatever. And so those are like my like I'm going, I'm going shopping, going in deep, you know. I mean, it's just so you don't spread it if you have it, right? They're not going to actually protect it's both. I think it's both not. It's mostly for if you have it to not give it to other people. That's what it's mainly for, especially just because like, it has to be a correct seal, a correct material,

all this stuff, if it's actually gonna protect you from other people. And I know like a lot of people aren't necessarily careful, like when taking it off, or if they're taking it off, putting it back on, like that completely defeats the purpose of not getting sick, and just some like other things, but yeah, it's mainly if you have symptoms or if you have it and no symptoms that you're not getting other people sick without knowing it.

I do think though, it probably still helps keep you from getting it because every, oh, I'm sure it's better than nothing, perhaps, unless you're just like more careless. I think that was like an argument where at first, they recommended people don't wear masks unless they were sick, because you're not necessarily paying as much attention, because you think you're protected, and not being as careful about not touching your face, or touching things like that. So there's an argument of saying it's more harmful

to wear them potentially, because people don't properly use them and think that they're protected. Well, I think it's also helpful from a psychological perspective because you have it there, so you're less inclined to touch that part of your face since it's covered up. Yeah. Yeah. Also, it makes other people take it more seriously. You think so? Just seeing a bunch of people on the street, you're like a bunch of people are wearing masks,

and then the people who aren't wearing masks are probably thinking, wait, why am I not wearing a mask? If there you go, like, why am I the only one not wearing a mask? I had already seen it, but I rewatched contagion. I was like, oh, I saw that movie when it came out. I haven't seen it in but I rewatched contagion. I was like, oh, I saw that movie when it came out. I haven't seen it in however many years.

It's been since it came out. I was like, in light of everything that's going on in the world, I'm gonna watch it and see what it's like. And I first started watching it. I was like, it was like weird. So I was like, oh, this is kind of comforting. It's similar to what we're going through. And then by the end of the movie,

I was like, no, that was extremely depressing. Like, I'm sorry that I watched it. But it's weird because in the movie, like there's a character who even mentions that people need to practice social distancing of 10 feet in order to minimize the spread of the virus. And I was like, oh, like, I don't remember that line at all. But now, like I totally see I totally see that. And like they're talking about things. It's like, I see this on the news every day now. This, that's why I think that's why it wore down. It's like, oh, this was like a, like a weird escapism movie. Like I was like, oh, this can never happen.

It's like, oh, now I'm trapped in my house. It's significant enough to be taught in schools. Do you think in the future? I think so. Oh, yeah, it'll be like when you learn about a war you'll learn about this is in the effect of the entire world. Let me ask you this. How much of any of you learned about the Spanish flu when you were in school? Pretty much not at all. So I'm gonna guess maybe not. Can I? Can I get that? Let me just finish real fight. I think it will be like, I know people will

remember and know of it, but in a hundred years, but who knows how in depth it'll be remembered. I mean, they know about the great depression. True. But I'm just trying to compare another outbreak of like a pandemic. To that Gus, historically, is the 1918 flu was the same time of like coincided with the end of World War I, and because the entire world was at war, and that was so much of the national conversation, and that took up so much of our historical bandwidth for that year and there were so many people dying anyway. I think it kind of got lost in that magnitude of World War I. Okay, I could see that.

That's a fair counterpoint. That does make sense, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I guess it's like maybe more selfish than us to say, but it's affected our lifetime and our generation and stuff like that. Like crazy. I'm curious to see what the lasting effects will be after it. Someone in chat actually raised the next counterpoint.

Sombras said that the Spanish flu coverage was actually heavily censored at the time, which is right. I forgot about that. So that could be another reason why it wasn't as lasting in the public consciousness. So true, good good counterpoint. I'll concede that one. Yeah. And that was because of the world world war one, right? Because the governments were trying to hide the fact that their people were contaminated with it

so that the other side didn't know that everyone else was weak. Right, that's why they called it Spanish blue, because Spain was neutral in World War I, and despite the fact that it didn't really hurt. And there were the only ones who would admit to having it. Right. It's always crazy to me that such large scale things

can happen on the planet and that countries will try and hide it, like watching Chernobyl and how they were trying to just squash the giant and you clear them out loud. It's like every other country is picking up the particles in the global air, like you can't hide it. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah

That series was fucking amazing if anybody watching this hasn't seen Chernobyl yet on was a hulu or HBO Yeah, like That's been that they can make shows about In Japan there was Japanese yeah, yeah, the other day when I stepped in water with my sock I had pretty bad meltdown. That was my, that was my first cosplay ever at RTX last year. I dressed up like the character from Chernobyl. No, the guy from Chernobyl.

Yeah, remember that. I, that was like, I think that was one of my favorite pieces of media from last year. Yeah. Okay, it's so stressful. There's one cliffhanger. I don't want to say it's like episode three or four, where you're just like, holy fuck. It's when they're going into the building and it's like, it's a little water. It's the facility, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. It's good. So, well, it's speaking of HBO shows, I got to say it again. Westworld season three is absolutely amazing. I don't know if you were watching it. The episode that was on last night was... Is it?

Yeah. The episode was absolutely incredible. I feel like two. I feel like two. I was going to say two I liked, but three I feel like they've done an excellent job building the world outside of the park and that's what they're really exploring now and motivations for why the world exists the way it does. And I think they've done an amazing job of world building and last night's episode really

started to pay that off. Yeah, the last night slice episode was so intense. I've also really been liking it, but it's so funny how different season three is compared to season one in particular. They're just like night and day in terms of story and what it's all about. It's crazy. I'm amazed that they didn't spend more time in the functional park. I thought we'd get at least a few seasons of, you know, everything sort of running fine, I thought we'd get at least a few seasons of, you know, everything sort of running fine. But it just kicks off season one season two. It's mental. And I'm excited to watch both of those seasons again before I watch series three. I know that I'm going to have to watch it.

I need to meet episodes. Oh, really? Yeah, because last night after the episode was done, they did the promo that was like only three episodes left. That's true. Hi. Is it just me? I started watching the show and I watched the first season. I was like, okay, that was pretty good.

And I started watching second season and then like three or four episodes and I was like, the sucks. And then I just stopped. I didn't like season two as much as the other two as the season one or the current season for what it's worth. I think if you binge season two, it's a lot better. I think it was hard to watch waiting week to week, but if you watch it like back to back

and you are remembering and you can keep up with all the storylines that are going on, I think it's actually really good, but having to wait between weeks definitely hurts season two. I remember really liking the episode in series two that was around the Native American guy. I thought it was really good. I have a, this is a question that's somewhat related to one time we talked about that show

and whether or not if you had sex with a robot woman or man if that counted as cheating. Does watching people have sex count as porn? Like in person? Yeah. Is that porn? I think it's like a step up from porn. No, no, but is it porn? Could you describe that? By definition, isn't that like a physical media, like a magazine or a video or something like that? I feel like we're just back on dogging. On what?

On dogging? I would just type porn as a computer. Because I was like, I'm going to look up the exact definition of porn. I just type in porn. Didn't give me the definition. The definition is sexually explicit videos, photographs, writings, or the like, whose purpose is to elicit sexual arousal. But what about live, what about live stream? That's porn, right? Because what if, but then again, what if you're just,

what if you're like looking, there's like a, what if you're just, what if you're like looking, there's like a live show and you're just looking through a window, that's not much different than a screen. That's just watching people have sex. Yeah, no, does that count as porn? If you're like, if you go, like, cause I think they have an Amsterdam, like, I would call that voyeurism, if anything, maybe.

Yeah, but they know. I wouldn't be like, I'm gonna go to Amsterdam I would call that voyeurism, if anything, maybe. Yeah, but they know. I wouldn't be like, I'm gonna go to Amsterdam and walk down the street and look at some porn. That's not what I would call it. I would say yes because according to the definition, it's in the or the like intended to elicit a rousal. So yeah, if you're intending to elicit a rousal, yes, it is.

Have you done VR porn? Like performed? No, there is one time I was at Funhouse and we were playing with VR and streaming it and then like Adam was going through different like games super, super fast and we pulled up one that was like, I looked down and had a dick and it like I was like a direct dick like I was like oh man that was like walking around the world and then I looked down and I just had this like raging boner sticking out and we're like oh it was a game oh it was because we cut the stream after that. And then I kept playing it. And then but it was like, if I lived alone, I would, I feel like all of my porn consumption would have to be in

VR. For, you know, maximum effect. But it is weird, I guess. If you are in some other man. What? Like you're like you're fucking someone in VR porn, but you're in the body of another man. Like you look at it, it's not your dick, kind of thing. Having you, you probably know poorly, the phrasing was awful. I mean, it's not your body and it's not your dick.

I think that's all. Yeah. Like that's not your body and it's not your dick. I think that's what you're getting. Yeah. Like that's not an anime. So you're not an anime. No. Well, but there's also porn that's like from the POV porn that's like the cameraman is like the... Yeah, but I wouldn't watch that and think that's me.

Yeah. I'm watching that's me. Yeah. I'm watching like a tiny screen. Yeah. How does it work if you're a girl playing the art porn and you want to like get railed? How does that work? I think they have some some girl VR porn. Oh, look at it.

Like who they put the camera on, right? I guess you have it. It can't be the camera on, right? I guess you have, it can't be anything, but like missionary or them in front of you. Because like if it's doggy style, you can't be like looking back. Why not? You could look behind. If it was 360, you could have some. I guess that's true. Yeah, but in reality, your neck doesn't spin that way.

Hair. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. By the way, I'm going to slack you since I'm so excited. Hair, beard. Yeah, beard. By the way, I'm going to slack you since I'm still like that. Oh, thank you, Sherpa. Why are you slacking it? I thought I mean, I'm like, what the hell?

Please send it through our work messaging system. I can't wait. What does the word, what does the word poem mean? Like comes from... Pornography. Pornography. Oh yeah, what is that? God, I gotta look it up again.

Pornography, hardcore porn. So I bet those porn websites just act capacity all the time, right? So people must be just like sad and wanking. Everyday. So, have you guys done a snag wink? No, all my winks are sad. I found the origin of the word pornography.

It comes from two Greek words. Pornay, which means Harlet and Grafos, which means Graf. So it's a Harlet Graf. Interesting. On the Y axis here, we have Dix-Size on the X axis here. We have... Dix-Nuts. Do you guys like watching porn with guys with big dicks or small dicks? Or does it not matter?

I don't think it matters. Okay. Well, I mean, it's just like luck of the draw, isn't it? Yeah, but I mean, like, it's not a revolutionary. It's not a policy. Like you wouldn't like turn off porn. It's a guy with a really small dick. No, no.

I want it to be realistic, don't I? Yes. I mean, I feel like that's... Personally, that's more like the criteria in which I'm looking for porn. That's not as big,'s like no pun intended. A big factor. But it's more about the what the lady looks like or ladies.

Or maybe what they're doing. Yeah, okay fair enough. I usually care more about what the what the woman looks like in porn versus the guy. Is that same? Does that make me a little gay? Probably. Like, like what are some of your modifiers? I don't know, like I like the you are. I like I like the girls to have like a nice butt, nice tits. You know, standard. Yeah. If she's got weird nipples or like no ass I'm like I can't

I can't add into it. What defines weird nipples? Like really long like where you could look at me they'd be like a sound if you flake them like a reverberation. I've seen those before and before and I just like I can't it's not my taste. All right fair enough. Thank you for making it wrong. You're the one who brought it up. No, no, no, no, take it off of that. Cool. Hot dog. Hot dog. I I watch the movie the other day I'd I'd forgotten had come out I totally missed it it was a movie that came out last year uh called Good Boys. Vinnie do any of you remember that or do any of you see it? No. It's like about three sixth grade boys who,

it's kind of like super bad but younger. It's like three sixth grade boys who are gonna like the trailer party. Yeah, yeah. Like I saw it was on HBO, so I watched it. And it's fine, it's funny. I actually left a few times during the movie. It was like, oh, I went in with no expectations and then watched it and I was like, oh, like I didn't and it's fine, it's funny. I actually left a few times during the movie. It was like, oh, I went in with no expectations

and then watched it and I was like, oh, I didn't hate it. It was entertaining. It was a good hour and a half time killer. Good. So if you're looking for something to kill some time with, check it out, this one. You know what I watched? You mentioned, was it the virus movie? What was it?

Contagion. Contagion. I watched that but I also watched Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman from like 1995. That one didn't hold up as well. It's a little it's a lot easier but in it like it like the first half is like kind of like oh your typical typical virus kind of movie outbreak. And then at some point, it's like, wow, we need like a helicopter chase. The- No, really? And then it becomes like an action move,

like a typical 90s action movie where the virus doesn't even seem like it's important anymore. It's like the background bad guy, it's not the bad guy. It's not about the love now. It's boring. Yeah, yeah, I got boring in the second half where I'm like, man, where's the like, like it had a good premise

and then it like became like, well, we're gonna like make the bad guy, military guy, trying like be the bad guy. So does the virus. Do you think I like a movie about COVID-19. Oh, yeah, probably, eventually. Yeah. I'm sure there's gonna be a ton of documentaries about it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't imagine. Look how many movies there were about like September 11, you know. That's exactly what I was talking about. Documentary is based on the conspiracy surrounding COVID. Like the 5G.

Isn't there like a big conspiracy that it was made in the lab? I don't. Yeah, I've said I've heard that. I mean, sure, if it was man-made, you would want like a higher fatality rate or mortality rate, right? Why would someone make this strain of virus?

Well, I mean, look at the economic impact it's had, worldwide. I think, yeah, but you would just be doing it to yourself. Like, there's no country's immune from it. Do you think it was someone who was very passionate about climate change? And so this way, everyone is at home not driving their cars everywhere. And like, a bunch of smog has cleared from different places like that.

Yeah, but there's still factories on powering all the homes that people are now pulling in. No, I know. I'm making a joke. I'm not actually serious. I have nobody take me serious. I just think like that, you know, if you're gonna find silver lining in anything that's going on, because of course it's terrible and it's shitty and nobody wants this to be the way it is. But they're like, they posted a photo of Los Angeles the other day and how you could actually see the entire city and like a bunch of pollution cleared up over China

over a couple days, right? I mean, it's probably gonna come back, but it's like a weird silver lining to have a brief moment to breathe in that sense. I just think in the grand scheme is meaningless. Yeah, probably. Yeah, but maybe it'll it'll show people what's possible with just cutting back some, I saw a graph of the air quality and Los Angeles that was charted. I think between 1995 and current day,

like months by month, showing like how many, I don't know, like days and weeks had bad air quality, how many days and weeks had good air quality. And I didn't realize how much worse the air quality was in 1995 compared to now. It was weird to see, yeah, that it was worse than, it got better, I guess, like as factories left the area and as cars became more fuel efficient,

that the air actually, it was still bad, but it did get better than how it was. So what's changed, is it like the stuff that they put on cars to reduce carbon and stuff? Is that right? More fuel efficient vehicles, better technology. More regulation on how much cars can pollute. Mm-hmm.

Well, what you're saying, a lot of stuff will go back to normal as far as people polluting, but also I think this is one byproduct of everything. It's showing improving virtual workstations and working from home and just the system and the network and showing what people can do from home. So that might down the line lead to less people commuting and more people working from home. And less office space needed as well. Yeah. I would love to crack down on redundancy in the house.

Like if you have two different rooms where you watch stuff, but you need to then fill out both of those areas with stuff. I guess with smart TVs, it's not as bad. But like in my office, I've got a TV and in my living room, I've got a TV. But wouldn't it be cool if there was just like one central location for my Xbox and it could just go to whichever TV that I wanted to? I feel like there's nothing in place for like

one central. Yeah, like if I had a closet where all of my stuff went and then it was very easy. I know there are ways to do that, but if it was very easily accessible Throughout wherever you were in the house. I think I'm sure that'll exist in the future I feel like that's something that's like sooner rather than later in terms of technology advancing Gavin also I totally thought you're gonna say like I got one TV in my office one TV in like my living room

I'm like wouldn't it be great if I just had like one central place like it watched TV in my living room. It wouldn't be great if I just had one central place. I could watch TV. I mean, I've got like, like, this is the screen. That's what in my living room. If you, if just, you know, I mean, this, I know. I know, I know. I was just going to laugh because the person

really said that you're going to say that. And I'm like, yeah, most people. I mean, that's the one. That is the nice thing about like a switch or you can pick it up and move it. Yeah, you know, it's a portable like a portable game system. I'm gonna. I'm gonna step back just a second for to an earlier conversation we were having. Do you all know the I had to look it up. I couldn't remember it, but the full name. The full name of the city of Los Angeles, like what it was actually named.

I know that LA is like 3% of the full name if you abbreviate it. Yeah, it's a really long name. I didn't, I don't know if I realized that it had like a full, it's a Spanish name. It's El Pueblo, the Nuestras, and Yorra, La Rina de Los Angeles, which is the town of our Lady,

the Queen of Angels. I told him that. So you bit of trivia for the day, the actual name of Los Angeles. That is, that sounds like a lot of work to write that down. Man, I just wanted to have to be creative at it. Can you imagine running it down on an envelope when you're

sending something in the middle? It would be bigger envelopes. It would go down to EPNS RLA. Epnids. No. I mean, technically the UK is a heavy abbreviation because it's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's like what is included within the United Kingdom. I didn't know that was the full name. I just called the up. The up. I mean, that's what it does. It was a workshop.

It also used to say European Union on my passport. Oh, that's sad. Used to. I mean, it's still does. It's still on the. You're your boy, uh, your boy, Boris Johnson recovered out of the hospital. He got out. I was worried about him.

I'll be honest, intensive care. Jesus. He was in the studio. Yeah, that was, uh, it was intense. I was wild that he was in there like that, but thankfully, I guess you got out of there. That's crazy. I've heard a lot of stories of people who had to be admitted to like a good portion of people who are admitted to intensive care. Don't make it out of there just from the nature of the virus and stuff like that. And if you have to be admitted,

you're probably doing really badly. So that's good to hear that he's okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, maybe he'll take some shit more seriously. One good hope. No, that were that was so many people. Just perfectly happy with him dying. I couldn't believe it. There's like a whole region of Twitter where there's just absolutely no empathy whatsoever. It's crazy. I can't believe it. Yeah, it's still a huge twist. It's still a huge twist. It's an ugly place right now. I think people are getting a little stir crazy. And like the current situation starting to get to everyone.

Yeah. So we have until May 8th now, he said, right? Yeah, May is the new date. And I wouldn't be surprised if we see an extension on that honestly. I was gonna say I think this if I had to predict my go like into the start of the summer. But I don't know. Who knows yeah, I mean this the years are washed right right? We can just pretend that. I mean, we're just, if we get it in our minds, that nothing will happen this year, we'll be,

we won't be caught off guard. You had a great tweet about that the other day, Gavin. We said, let's redo this year and call it 2022. That's it. I said it this year. We should, we should just start again with January 2020. And for sure, we'll call it 2022. and I don't think that'll be confusing. I like that idea because then everyone could also not age. Like if we just have our birthday.

We'll just give ourselves the year again. We'll just take the same age again. And we'll just give a little, well all know secretly, but we'll just be calling ourselves a year younger. I'm sure there's someone watching right now who's turning 21 this year and they're like, you better fucking not do that. Maybe you have the option, you can choose whether you get to choose whether you're going to go up or you're going to stay and that's it. But you have to do it legally, you have to do it legally next year, you have to make the

decision. You can't be making the decision later. It sounds like in the Avengers, you know how there was the blipper, whatever they called it, after the fact we're half the popular. It sounds like we're talking about that or something. Yeah, the snap. Yeah, that's yeah, where it's like, oh, yeah, there was that one time period where like, you know, everyone was stuck in their houses and no one aged, right? Crazy someone stopped time, right? Speaking of stopping time, it's about time to stop. Oh, good one. Gus. Ha ha ha.

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