Rooster Teeth Podcast - WWGD: What Would Gus Do? - #589

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

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This week brought to you by Markari and Dor Dash. I'm Gus. I'm Kaven. I'm Gus. I'm Kevin. I'm Jessica. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus still. Thanks for joining us. Hi Gus. Hi. I missed you. You missed me. Yeah. Missed all of you. Just because I was gone for a week. I watched the putt. I never watch the podcast if I'm not on it. Because the lessons taming without you on it. Yeah. But I watched last weeks and, man, I don't know what's going on with Chris. It's really. I was worried about him. I don't know if he was having a stroke mid podcast or if he was drunk.

Yeah. I love to know with Chris is that when you're on the podcast, it sort of limits the Christmas. That's what you like shut him down or you ask him a new question and you steer him around. We just let him go. Yeah. That's crazy. That was wild. The poster.

Who was on last week? Blaine, Chris, and then these two. Okay, that sounds like he got. By the time the post show happened, I don't know what was happening with him. The post show was a whole nother thing, Gus. Yeah. Chris kept trying to give us a signal

because Blaine left for a second. What was it? It was. He was trying to give us a signal for when Blaine was going to come back. And we're like, what are you talking about? The way you decided to go running through most of the podcasts. You've ran all the way across the lot. Sorry, I'm eating.

Why are you here? I mean, I'm a big bar. A pre-packaged big bar. A little wasp bar. Ooh, this lice on this. Mike is. It is in my nostrils. A little wasp bar. Ooh, this lice on this, Mike is. Ooh, it is in monastrels. So, Mike, thank you, Mike.

Mike takes the time to sanitize and disinfect all of the microphones right now. Thank you, thank you very much. And thank you to broadcast to our all here. Yes. And we'll skeleton crew, version. It's a really small crew here right now. Thank you, do a little Lord's work.

Oh, there's a Mike's. Mike's because we can't have as more than 10 people currently, right? Right. Until tomorrow when you can have no people. Right. So I guess that's a that's a good segue. Yeah. Tomorrow night slash Wednesday. Right. This will be the last podcast from this set for a while. Here's what we do. We each take a quarter of the set home. Okay. Okay. We saw take this pot and I set home. Okay. And we saw take this part and I'll sit. Okay. Look at you. Look at your shot. Okay. This is mine.

If you need a hack saw, I'm going to need some lights. And then I just set this up and film myself and we'll just cut them all together. Okay. You know what I think would be a funnier idea? Not that that's not funny. Thank you. I think they should take a still of the set with the furniture. Nobody on it. Clean play. And we each web came in and they put our web cam

on each of our spots. Of like varying quality and lightness. Yeah. Would that be cool? They both sound just as cool, Barbara. Both our deals are just as cool. Oh, I miss people. And like laughter and stuff.

So the laughing is laughter. I feel like I've been in lockdown already for at least a week. Which is why you're so hairy. I've not just interested. Which part of me is bothering you, Jessica? You've already sold my face. And we've not even, we're like two minutes in classic. All right, I'll turn it down. I told you, I'm'm Italian it gets that hand fast. What are you gonna do with my hair and stuff?

Or I can take care of the beard my hair. I don't know Well, you want to cut it? I Did cut Chris's hair on a stick you did cut it Chris's hair I cut Chris's hair and I dyed Chris's hair and that video will be out this week It looks good Wednesday slash Thursday on YouTube. Yeah, video will be out this week. I believe it looks good. Wednesday, slash Thursday on YouTube. Yeah, it didn't look as bad as I thought it would. So if you want a barber,

there you go. To come over. That's why that video is made. Right. That's been feet away. But I mean, we haven't really been quarantining for that long. It's been a week, right?

Well, a couple of us have been coming in. We tried to bulk shoot a couple videos at the start of last week, and then we've been home, I guess, since Wednesday, Wednesday, slash Thursday. But like already it feels like we're trying to adjust really quickly. It's strange because a lot of the podcast is in my mind

when I come here, it's two things that I have to bring, right? It's like I bring like stories and shit that I read online, but then the other thing I bring is like weird interactions I have with people out and about in Austin. It's like, oh, I'm not having any weird interactions with people like the weird interaction I have now is my dog staring at me all day like wondering why the fuck I'm not leaving. That's the extent of weird interaction I have. They can't misbehave. I feel like it's so weird to even just go for a walk, because everyone knows the same information. Like I've been walking down the pavement, the sidewalk, and people just like cross the

street to get away from each other. Because I feel like I had to go to... That's good though. Yeah, it was good. And some people don't, and they are running right at you, and I have to stand on people's front yards to get out's good though. Yeah. There's been mindful and some people don't. And they are running right at you. And I have to stand on people's front yards to get out of the way. I went, I had to go to the grocery store this morning, because I needed to hoard a bunch of stuff.

Of course. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I had to go to the grocery. I needed my, my regular weekly, a lot, men of groceries. And I went down there, pretty early this morning, I guess, like right after they opened, and it was interesting because, you know, of course, you have to get in line.

And like, they have designated markers on the ground, like interesting because, of course, you have to get in line. They have designated markers on the ground, like stand here when you're in line to get into the store. There's employees going up and down, like you two are too close together. Wow. I'm not doing that. That's because some places don't have any monitoring of that. And then you get in, and it's like when you get to the produce section, it's all kind

of narrowed and weird. So it's like, I need to get from here to there, but there's someone in the way. So I need to go around this cooler, like a really roundabout way to get my fucking lettuce. That happened to me. I was at Walgreens this week because I had to pick up a prescription. And I was like, oh, I'll go in and get just like a couple

essentials that I don't need to go to the grocery store for like gallon of milk and like something else. And the aisles there are a little bit more narrow than they are in grocery stores. And there was a woman who was like restocking stuff. And so I literally went around an entire aisle to come back just to go in the aisle where she was. Yeah.

Because I was like, I just want to avoid her at all costs. But then I'm like, what if there's someone else that appears at the other end, then I'm stuck in the middle here. I can't get out of the night outside. I'm getting Hanmate's tail vibes from just like the loss of freedom. Just thought about that this morning,

also because I just watched the invisible man the other day and I saw Elizabeth's moss. But I was at the park, I've been going to the park every day just for fresh air and to get some exercise. And anytime that I have to cross somebody else like this, we obviously move away from each other. But the first couple of times I did it,

I kind of like somewhat felt offended when they did it first. I was just like, oh, well, no, me too. So. Like you're not avoiding me, I'm avoiding you. Yeah! So I got slightly got hurt. I was just like, no.

That's not that. I got pissed off because I was at the park, that's not that. I got pissed off because I was at the park the other day too. It's so funny that like now we're like, let's take walks. You know, I was supposed to forward you like, fuck it, like that's up. But I was at the park to the other day, sitting on a bench, and most people who would walk by

would like, you know, keep their distance and stuff like that. There was this one guy walking by. And I heard him coming because he was breathing heavily, very heavily. Like, and I don't know if he like just finished jogging or something, but he walked by me. He didn't move, which I, it's a confusing thing. His responsibility is because the path is there, but the bench is there. So like, yeah, who really is in the wrong?

And he let out a big fucking breath as he was passing me. And he didn't move to be further away. So he's probably like three or four feet away from me. It's probably okay, but I'm like, what if you're short on breath and you just blew into my line of breathing here essentially? I hold my breath.

Me too. I do. Yeah. I do. When I'm like, essentially. I hold my breath. Me too. I do. Yeah, I do. I do. When I'm like, oh, I'm extra close, I'm just like, we're like going onto water pasta. Yeah, because I'm like, what is they breathe? And I breathe in inside me.

Yeah. I wonder if that's even effective. I, you know, I think about that too. I'm like, is this even doing anything? I'm like, it's about pass out. Right, yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah.

The whole world is like fending off something that's completely invisible. It's really weird. We don't know really anything. Yeah, it's weird. Like I wish, I was thinking about this earlier. Like I wish every day you get a compilation of stats. Like the closest distance you got to the coronavirus

in that day, or like you got it on your hand, which you successfully washed it off. Yeah, I think about that. Every time I wash my hands, I'm like, bitch, you better get off the book off my hand. Like you're getting running down that sink. So does it take, well, what is like a singular piece of virus? Virus.

Just virus, one virus. This one virus get you, or do you need? I think it could, right? It gets in and it replicates your immune system like the first few, but then the third one gets you. Like maybe it's like a matter of how fast I can replicate. I don't know. I wish you did know, Gus.

Oh, sorry. I wish you did too. Guess I looked to you for all my infertility. I know me too. Apologies. I let you down there. Something I will say, as someone who has medically sweaty hands, no, it's not abo and apparently,

according to the chef. Oh, that's not airborne apparently, according to the chat. Oh, that's good. But what if you cough? That they want you to like cover your cough and stuff. Oh, you have to take that part of your laptop. Oh, that's like a perfect deal. Oh, that's like lumps of gauze. Okay, gotcha.

Well, thank you, chat. But if someone was very sweaty hands all the time, it's a medical condition I have, called hyperhedrosis, very sweaty hands all the time. Not having a shake anyone's hand has been really nice. It's gotten me out of a lot of awkward social situations where I do shake someone's hand and my hands are a little sweaty and they go, oh, like.

At least I always soft there. It's true. That's true. As someone who doesn't like social hugging, this is a big one for me. Silver lining. You gotta find your joy where you can. Like you said, you miss laughing.

Yep, you've been laughing. You're talking about the invisible man. And it's crazy to me, like, how quickly industries are trying to pivot and change things. Like now, the other day, I was watching TV and there was a commercial for the invisible man. And I was like, watch it now, at home. The same with like, onward and like, we're... like, watch it now, at home. The same with like onward and like, movies like that.

Yeah, we watched onward this week. Yeah. Because it was, I guess it was supposed to be in theaters for a lot longer. How did you pay for it? So, I think it's going to be on Disney Plus next week, but we paid $20 for it. Same here. Which I am 100% fine with because this movie had to come out of theaters early, and we would pay $10 to take ticket anyways to see it.

And I was like, I wanna be able to support these films. Cause like that sucks that they didn't have a theater run. I wonder if they're making the most of the downtime if there's like maintenance to be done. They're making the most of the downtime. Anyone. If it's like, oh, this airport runway needs a resurface. Now's the perfect time.

It's funny you say that. I was driving down MoPAC the other day and it was like the middle of the day and a road crew had one of the lanes blocked off. It's like they never would do that normally. It would be a huge pain in the ass for traffic but it was like, oh, it didn't even slow anything down because there were so few cars on the road. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder what's being done. Then they also really something where the air pollution over China has decreased significantly? Oh, really?

Yeah. Like, babe, we're able to see it on satellites. Like a significant drop in the pollution. I could be talking out of my ass. I've been reading a lot of things. I mean, yeah, I read that just in general, like, rivers are clear and, you know, the earth is taking a much needed breath of fresh air.

Sounds like. So bad for us, good for earth. Yeah. That's nice. Maybe the earth started the coronavirus. Yeah. I was reading about Fauci. Yeah.

That's an impressive dude. There. I don't know anything about him, but then like what I see him on the dude. There's like clips of stuff, like all the way back to the 80s where he's working on AIDS and stuff. And he's working on AIDS? Yeah, that's a weird way to see it.

Like a cure? Like, what's he working on now? Coronavirus. He's doing AIDS research. I don't know, working on it. You may sound like he was developing it. I know. He invented AIDS and dispersed it. Yeah, like SARS, Ebola, all that

stuff. He's been pivotal in all of that. He also is. Compatting it. That's the one. He provides a huge sense of comfort as well. I feel during those press conferences with the administration because you have someone there who's an expert and an adult. with the administration because you have someone there who's an expert and an adult. Yes. Yes. And who, when he speaks, he gives answers and he says what they don't know

because like I don't know why people are so afraid of saying we don't know this yet. And giving an answer of either something that's not true or just trying to make people less scared. It's much more informative than an old cap's tweet that is completely vague. That's very true. Or it's nice to hear him speak, then the president or someone else getting a briefing of that and then relaying it to the world. It's like a terrible telephone game. Yeah, it's just nice to hear it directly from him. It is comforting. Yeah.

it's just nice to hear it directly from him. It is comforting. Yeah. So when all of this, you know, quarantine and staying home and isolation, it led right up. I was going to say this, that doesn't sound shitty. The time wise, it lined up with the premiere of Westworld season three. So it was like an excuse to stay in and I rewatched all of Westworld season one and two. Already? Yeah. Wow, you're fast. I went through it really quickly. And I still think Westworld season two is better than season one. I think it was a more difficult watch week to week, but when you remove that time constraint and you can watch it all more quickly, I think it's way better. Anyway, Westworld season three started episode two just came out yesterday and that was a really good episode. But I was going to watch it last night and it was on like I had it DVR, but I got to just watch it on HBO GO

because it's better quality. It's 1080p. So I switch over to HBO GO and I hit Westworld play and it starts playing and it has like the HBO logo and it has like the nudity violence all that shit and then a public service announcement from the CDC played it was like a commercial about Coronavirus and what to do and like wash your hands and it was like I've never seen a fucking commercial on HBO Yeah, it's like between the the content warning and. Yeah. It was like between the content warning and the content, it was like a minute long. These are the signs to watch for. Good place to put it.

Right. That's true. Yeah. I was like, I'm saying that message should be blasted, fucking everywhere. Right. Unprecedented.

And that was like, there's no complaining about that. Yeah. It's absolutely the right call. I can't believe that they did that. Do you think there are still people in the world and there have to be for people who are living on their own out in a more like a

barce kind of place with no internet or access to people or whatever who don't know about coronavirus? There was a few stories about that that I read last week. Like the, I think it was the German version of Big Brother. Yeah. Yeah. They were all on camera and they didn't know. And I also read another story about a rafting tour through the Grand Canyon, it was like a 25 day long rafting tour where they had no access to cell phone coverage or anything

and that they got to the end of the rafting tour and the guide was like, hey listen, I got to tell you all the stuff that's happening in the world and they all just thought that the guide was fucking with them. Until like they started making phone calls to their families and stuff to verify. You would right, if you came in at this point and like the world has been on pause for all this time, you'd be like, wait, you can't do that, it can't happen. Yeah. Yeah, it's just so lines up with the time that you're off, the grid for a while, and then you hear about this.

That's terrifying. I wonder what would be like if I was just locked away somewhere for a while and then all of a sudden. I mean, I'm sure there's people who will never know about it, like tribes, like that Sentinel island that kill anyone who comes to. Oh, yeah, they won't ever know about it probably. I also think that people living like,

the only example I could think of is Walter White in Breaking Bad where he gets sent to that house. And he's like living like that for how long months years or something like that. Like there are people who live that way. It's poorly. Mm-hmm. Okay.

10-year-old show, what is it now? Seven years. Someone mentioned like cults, people that are, yeah, just don't have. That'd be crazy. Yeah, access to the outside world. Oh, man. I still can't wrap my head around it.

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I don't think it's fully sunk in yet actually. Yeah, we're just at the beginning of it. Yeah, maybe that's why. We're not fully, because every day I was like, oh, you know, like we had our scrum call today and it really set in for the first time where it's just like we're gonna be doing this for a while I'm like, oh, I have a question. Yeah, I'm I'm also part of that meeting. Yes, scrum as it's called Yes, what does everyone have their webcam on for that? We like to see each other

It was actually really nice to see everybody's like a different human face. No, it was like it was like web camera No, yeah, you don't need that nice to see everybody's faces. Like a different human face. Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like webcam, I was like, no. Yeah, you don't need that. I'm gonna be like, shocking guys. Yeah, this is like your heaven. You're not around people right now. Yeah, I was like, I had to watch Jessica look for her turtle in her house.

I was like, why am I watching this? Like, I wait for further web cams over just audio because I just like, I like seeing who is talking, and I also like seeing people when you're home alone for days, and you want to see people's fucking faces. I know you're on bad behavior if the web comes on too. Like, you're definitely paying attention,

you're not just like sat on your phone. Exactly, it's true, which by the way, we talked about this in Scrum also. Did you see that video that's going around where that girl was on her team meeting? I guess it was on Zoom, and she, I guess, forgot that her webcam was on, so she went to the bathroom and there's full on her

and eight other people. She's sitting on the toilet peeing. And the person talking, she's just kind of like, what's going on? Because everyone's just giggling and they're like, oh my God. Oh my God. I mean, that's, that is my nightmare.

It's absolutely terrifying. Wow. Yeah, so just don't turn it on. Yeah, I mean, that's, that is my nightmare. It's absolutely terrifying. Wow. Yeah, so just don't turn it on. Yeah, I mean, that's a good point. Because in case I do have to pee and forget, it's on. So I like us. I don't know about you guys, but I came to the studio to do the podcast today thinking,

what the fuck are we going to talk about? Others in this? I feel like, honestly, I've been busy for a decade. Well, good for you. No, I'm finished. I've been busy for a decade. And this is the first time in over 10 years where I've had just free time like into the horizon.

That's true. And I've never been less motivated to do anything in my life than I am right now. Like in theory, it's brilliant. I can do, I can work on all the stuff that I've not been able to work on all this time. And I wake up just feeling so blah, and I don't want to do it.

And hopefully that'll pass. I just, it's so weird. It's so weird. Last week cannot be busy. It's so weird to me. Last week was so productive for me. I think last week may have been more productive than I normally am in a week in the office. Is Dennis here? No, Dennis is in here. We have a small group. I think

Dennis and I finished the next four scripts for Black Box Down premiering April 16th. It's our new script says in like what the story is about, right? Like we basically write out the incident when it happened and like all the talking points and everything. So I think we taped three or four and I think we have like the next three or four scripted out and ready to record. So it's like, damn. Yeah, so it's like really all over that.

Yeah, I feel like the end of last week was the most productive I've been in a while. and I think it's I finally got like my home office Set up in a place where I'm like comfortable with it and it's just like well I I'm working from home so I should be working and so I like made sure to answer all these emails and plan out this thing and try to get Everyone on the same page about this, but it's like a really daunting thing right now I think for a lot of us, because it's like, oh, you're gonna be working from home for the foreseeable future. Still need to make content.

So like, yeah, come up with as many ideas as possible if stuff we could do. I came up with, I've been messaging John a lot, like trying to come up with ideas that we can stream and do, and I've come up with like, I think I've come up with a few really good ones. Some of them are like, can I like, how much should I say? I don't, some of them are like remote working pranks that you could play on other people.

Like, how to prank people when you're not in the same place. Oh great. Oh god, can't wait. Oh man. Turn on their webcam without the number. I said we should call it a new series call it remotely funny. Oh my god. That's pretty good. call it remotely funny. Oh my God. That's pretty good.

That's remotely funny. But it's too, it's a little too adjacent to kind of funny. Oh, oh, that's, so maybe not. But so I always brought up some ideas off him. When we were in that meeting earlier, I was like messaging him not to stop like, oh, we should do this and we should do this.

Oh, jeez. Just trying to come up with things to do. Yeah, I was productive last week, but then this week, I feel like he said not motivated. Well, it's only Monday. You're right. But I was just like, man, last week I was like, all right, ready to do it, getting things done,

lifting right, and then now I was like, I don't. I think honestly the thing that helps in Gavin, I don't know if you want to try this too. This is going to be the most obvious answer, but like essentially make a schedule for yourself every day, or at least for the week, on Monday, I want to do this on Tuesday, I want to take care of that. And what time you're going to eat lunch

and what time you're going to work out, all these things. I'll tell you the real problem with that. Animal crossing. Oh, I am fucking addicted to animal crossing. It's gonna destroy my life. I feel like I would be too if I had it But I don't holy shit. You should get it. I should like Before before animal crossing in the dark times I Would wake up in the morning and be like oh The world's kind of shitty right now All the stuff's going on now wake up

And I'm like I gotta go check on the museum. I got some things I got I got to see how much my money I got from the stuff I sold overnight or I wonder if I'm gonna go catch some Fish is it raining on my island today? I should go find out Yeah, I was like that this morning. I woke up and it was just like Didn't sit at a long so I said Oh, I wonder if my house is built. Oh, I'm glad it's showed up. Yeah, like my house was expanded.

It's like, yeah, I gotta redecorate. I have, so I have, in my house, I have my bedroom slash gym and my living room slash bathroom. I have, I have a urinal, a toilet and a squatting toilet in my bathroom. Wow, that impresses me. I've built a garden with a little spigot, you can turn on. If you get a squatty potty, I'm gonna go.

It's not a squatty potty, it's like the Asian style toilets. Oh wow. Better like in the ground or you're a spotable. So every time you go into that bathroom, you have a choice. Oh yeah. Usually most people don't have a choice to just a toilet, and that's it.

Wow. I've got everything. I'm living my best animal crossing life just a good. Absolutely. Are you guys planning it? I wish. I don't have it. And I think if I were to, they're all sold out, right?

You might get a switch. Oh, you don't have a switch. You can get a switch. I have a switch, but not a... You might digitally. OK. OK. You can get games digitally now for them as part.

That's what I think. OK. So the past decade. I did play Animal Crossing. You guys have now for them. I think. Yeah. It's like the past decade. I did play Animal Crossing. There's some new to this. Come on. It's really, it is really endearing and funny, like teaching Jessica about all these things.

She's like, I want to stream. How do I stream? And I'm like, well, what kind of equipment do you have? I don't know. I don't know. So can I stream from my Xbox? And I'm like, yeah. God, there's a lot to it.

There's to suddenly get into streaming. Yeah, and that's something that we're really working through with the team. It's because we're trying to make content and because I don't play video games and I want to learn, I think it would be funny. What? Monica Shannon, do you have a bidet in Animal Crossing? Maybe she's talking about real life. If you talk about real life or Animal Crossing.

I like how you interpret Jessica. Jessica, I don't care what you're saying. I'm gonna cross you. There might be an Butte an Animal Crossing. Just say good day, Butte. Man, black is really isn't the wrong line of work, though. Why? It doesn't like bugs.

I don't know what I'm doing. I saw a really interesting video that I retweeted yesterday about the thought process behind gibberish and video games like that. How was that video? It was really fun. It was really cool. It's like localized. Yeah.

Like the Japanese gibberish is different. Yeah, so like in Animal Crossing, the Japanese gibberish is different than the English gibberish you hear. Yeah, that makes sense. I guess that does. Does that make sense? Yeah, because when you hear English people speaking, and it's like inaudible, it probably sounds a certain way versus when a different language is.

Did you watch the video, too? No. No. But that's what I was saying. Exactly the point, Nelly Wogg says, their brother has a bit of an animal crossing. Thank you. Wow.

So they didn't talk exclusively about animal crossing. In that video, they talked about other video games as well. And they brought up a point that I'd never considered About how like when EA made the Sims they created Simlish to try to you know, bridge is gap where it didn't matter You could just release the game anywhere and Simlish was Simlish But the problem is that the people who recorded the Simlish lines that they remixed and everything spoke English So that the sounds that they made to produce similar are all the sounds that exist in the English language or in our capacity to produce sounds.

Yeah. One of the examples in that video is that if you can hear people having a conversation through a wall, even if you can't hear what they're saying, you can probably hear that the English or not. Right. You could tell by the cadence of the rhythm and the pitch change. It was like a 12 minute long video, but it was really entertaining. That makes sense, yeah. Yeah, 12 sense. I highly recommend everyone go check that out. Watch it. Anyway, put animal crossing down because Half Life came out.

I can't. Is it good? Have you been playing it? I played for about an hour before I came here, and it is. I feel like Valve are just so good at building worlds where you don't want to rush. Like I felt that way in port or two where I just like look around and be like, what is that? Half life of Alex is the new, what is half life of Batten General? Oh, you like a pockleptic shit under the world.

Alien stuff. It's like a tear in a fabric of the dimension and aliens kind of come through, you're a scientist. I didn't realize that because I have the index, I get the game for free. Didn't know that. Oh, really? Well, I guess maybe if you buy it before 2020 or something,

so I just already had it. So I was planning it. And I guess either because it's VR, it feels so much more immersive or that the graphics are just better, but stuff is disgusting. Like I found a zombie on the floor, and I was like leading down and like holding his head

and like looking at his null that face, it's disgusting. And now I'm just extra terrified that one's gonna jump out of me. I haven't actually experienced anything yet other than just walking around, but damn it looks good. Holy shit, it's so cool to be back in that world. I'm so excited to play. I took my VR setup down, It's like in a box.

So I've been kind of hesitant to pick up Half Life out. I mean, is it that much to leave it out all times? You just don't like the base stations up on there? What would happen was, I had everything up, then I had a remodel done in my house. I had to take it down. And then after the remodel, I just never put it back up. Yeah.

What an hour's a great time. I know, right? Got some free time on your hands. I guess so. I mean, my things are just up on poles, so they're not like, I didn't have to put them up on the wall or anything. What is your VR set up look like Jessica? Oh, yeah, you know, just, I have all the things.

I have all the equipment. All the things, all the V's, all the R's. I have it all, so, and I do it every day. I actually had a, so I downloaded X-plit the other day, which is like a program used to set up streaming and things of that nature. And I actually had like a really good time like messing around with it and playing around with settings

and different scenes and stuff like that. And that's like, I could do a stream. I could do a streamer girl. I'm gonna do streams. But no, we're actually not to promote stuff, but we're doing live streams all the time on RTTV this week and moving forward. Not to promote stuff.

Well, I guess, I don't know, I'm not trying to be like, plug, plug, plug. But in terms of stuff we're doing, which I think is really fun. And it's gonna be available to everybody. Yeah, people are bored at home. For free. Yeah, so RTTV, which is like the livestream right here

that you guys are on right now, we're gonna have stuff all day, everyday, pretty much, especially between the hours of one and five o'clock central. John is gonna be streaming tomorrow at one o'clock. I think we're gonna be doing some Stardew Valley, perhaps. Hell yeah, what a game. I do know what that could be. Well, while you're talking about that,

I wanna give a big thank you to first members who make it all possible. Hell yeah. Normally, RTTV is something that's exclusively reserved for our first members, but we're opening it up to everyone right now. And I think the community's been really great about that, really understanding.

You wanted to share all the live content with everyone. So yeah, big thanks to first members for making all of that possible. First members looking in the eyes. You do real MVP. No, me too. I think something Jessica. I love you.

Hey. I've just been enjoying the, I guess the feedback still. Like it's nice to have a bunch of people who watch pretty much everything that we do and even keep us company in this weird time. Oh, absolutely. Otherwise everything just feels a little bit pointless. Talking to a boy.

Yeah, I've been jumping in chat every now and then to chat with people who are watching our TV just to get some a little bit of human interaction. That's like the perfect level for me. Yeah. Like not have to see people just talk online. Great. Don't have my webcam on.

We're thinking about doing potentially like a happy hour kind of stream where if you guys are of age, grab a drink, join us for some chatting and stuff like that. If you're not, grab an apple juice. Get a, you can drink a virgin mimosa. There you go. It's starting to shine.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, some water into it to make it a little more clear. It's a sparkly water. Sparkly water and arugula is yuck. They might cook. Keef. It it to make it a little more clean. I'm just sparkly water. Sparkly water and water is yuck. That might go cave. It's just like watered down our juice. I kinda wanna try it now.

But sparkling water and orange juice is just sparkly orange juice. It's just bubbly orange juice. But like watered down. But watered down. But I've tried it and it's not that way. Sparkling water, right? Like what would you go? Yeah. Yeah. You put that in. Sparkling water, right? Let's open it. Yeah.

Yeah. You put that in orange juice? Well, I mix them, if you know if you're not drinking alcohol, what's going on? No, no, just drink it. Well, I just felt. We're just a little room. We're just a little room. You're talking.

Yeah, no, maybe. I could see in your eyes. You're like someone interrupt me, please. Yeah. Someone save me. If you just try something, to sort of jump off this fucking ship. No, maybe because I have bubbles, I have my bubbles issues. So anything that's extremely carbonated hurts me. So maybe for that, it's just like, oh, this

is perfect for me. Have you talked about that on the podcast? Yeah, I have. You talk about last time you were on it. Oh, I talk about it pretty much every single time I'm on any sort of live studio. Like a sharp burp or something. Yes, I cannot burp. Anybody who's seen an episode of Always Open with you on it knows that. But somehow we always end up reading it. Because when we take shots, we're just like, I can't take a whole shot. I can't just.

I know a guy who had a procedure to fix it. Yeah. Really do, really? Did they? Okay. Not an Austin though, right? No. I think there's a specialist who does it somewhere else.

It was in England. But yeah, they just like did a little thing in his throat and it was actually like really cool watching him do his first bump. You filmed it. It's like, what are they doing? They put the glasses on and they can finally see all the colors. Oh my god. Someone who can't burp or they're finally going to burp. I'm just going to burp.

And they start crying. I can't believe it. I have no experience. You've not been able to do it the whole time. Yeah. Didn't we talk about that when we were filming the other week about someone we know or someone you knew that conference sergerine's girlfriend? And she said that she was burping crazy for like days, right?

Because it's just like all she could do now. Yeah. I, that's my dream, that's a dream for me. It's just burp 24, 7, all day. Yeah, that would be so great. You can probably not answer that. You don't do like, yeah. If it's an IT life, the company will pay for it, right?

Oh, perfect, Gavin. But if not, you will. What? Okay, I heard him say, yeah, I'm sorry. Thanks, Gavin. Yeah, but did you design these shoes? Let me, oh, I did. I tried to make, you know, I like to make

really hideous converse by picking all the clashiest patterns. Well, that's what I have. So for this, I've gone for strawberries, avocados, and zebra print. I actually like them with the pink. It works really well. You like it? Actually, that's not bad.

You think that thing can look more purpleish to me. Purpley pink. Honestly, all I get when I make hideous shoes, I've named these ones disgusting, is that they can just get compliments and it kind of defeats the purpose of why I wear them. Yeah, because they're unique. People like unique. Yeah, I think those are fun.

New shirt, people like unique. I, there you go. There you go. I saw this in the chat as it was scrolling by, but you know how we always talk about getting bevs. Well, now we could get bevs and do a live stream with it. Get bevs. Yeah, you want to get bevs with me on live stream?

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i9 processors. So in other news, I read that yesterday, March 22nd marked the 125th anniversary of the public performance of movies. There was the first time a movie was performed or was played for an audience. It was an audience of 10 people. Oh, 120 years ago. It was March 22nd, 1895. So there were a group of 10 people who were like, let's go and see the first movie Or it was like the people who made the movie was like, hey, we should show this to a lot of people Yeah, wow that doesn't seem that far, but it also is yeah It was it was just like a film of people leaving a factory. I like the factory was done working for the day. So it's just People leave in a factory riveting. Yeah, I watched For that time it was. I watched the whole thing. Yeah.

It's strange, like how far it's come. So like 125 years ago, movies were just being publicly performed for the first time and now we're all huddled up at home with downloading movies to watch a bar. And now theaters are closed, too. Oh man. I assume everywhere in the world,

or most places in the world are starting to shut down theaters and stores and everything like that too. It should be a last week you mentioned, I forgot who was, when you mentioned that, I'll draft how say we're like blocking out seats to try to keep people spaced apart. Now they're closed. Now they're just, yeah, closed.

Yeah, you go to their app or their website and it says sorry, we're closed. I think you can still, a lot of stories, you can still buy gift cards and stuff like that, which helps keep them afloat for the time being. Have you guys been ordering a lot of food from local stores? Yeah, I haven't. I've got a guilty about it. I should. I've got a lot of places that like special reduced menus but like

like pretty easy to order online. I'm gonna pick up. There's also a lot of people who are afraid to order food because of the virus transferring but a lot of people who are afraid to order food because of the virus transferring, but a lot of places have transitioned to using cardboard or paper packaging, and the virus doesn't stay on that. Oh, that's good, because I had an incident when picking up food the other day. Well, but I was just gonna say,

it's still, there still can be traces of it, but it tends to only stay on things that it could stay on without like the paper and cardboard's porous, so it'll essentially not stick to it. Or good to know. I might be saying this wrong, but it doesn't stick to it as it does on like plastic or wood or metal or something like that. Interesting. What was your incident? So we ordered from a restaurant. Tony was driving. I was in the passenger seat as it usually was. And the food was passed in and she gave me the main food. We also had like a little dessert bag.

So I put the main food on my lap and I took the dessert bag and I just lent down and put it in the foot well, but the handle went in my mouth on the bag and I was like great went in my mouth on the back and I was like great great and I It came off my hand and less than two seconds later was in my mouth and I was like and I've been so careful about washing my hands constantly I've been washing my hands like before I take a piss and then after so I don't want like virus on my penis and stuff and I was just really annoyed I was like that if that was it, that's how I get it.

Damn it. When was that? Well, I'm like a week ago. You still got tired. I know. Got another seven days before we know. I love that line, that you, unless the two seconds it was in my mouth.

It was. You sure it was. What kind of material was it though? It was a paper. Oh, then you should be okay. Taste of disgusting. No, go figure. But that was mainly placebo, I imagine. We were able to say something like it doesn't, material is it though? It takes paper. Then you should be. Okay. Tasted disgusting. No, go figure.

But that was mainly placebo, I imagine. We were able to say something like it doesn't, we were able to say the virus does not, it doesn't transfer penis. Yeah, what about penis? Say the mouth knows eyes. No, no penis. No, no penis. I don't think it can get your penis.

But I don't want to leave it on my penis. Where would it go? It can't just find a way. It can't touch it next a way to touch my eye? Why? Why not? What if I touch my penis and then touch my eye? You know, if I'm actually...

That's what you think, you think. Yeah. Wait, but... I don't know. You did ask me the other week if it could get through my vagina. It's true. It's quite a humulious membrane and all that. Yeah.

Can it? But... I don't know You could smell brains and all that. Yeah. The canot. Wait, but. I don't know. I can't imagine why it wouldn't. I mean, you can get it through your vagina and anus. So why wouldn't the virus be able to get in the blood that way? I don't know how these things work well enough. This is a strange question.

And let me know if it's too far. After that conversation, just got to think you're in the clear. Like, have you guys been feeling weird during like sexy time because you're like, oh, the virus, you don't know? So it just speaks to the thing that's seen in the original naked gun movie where they wear like big full body condoms. Yeah. No, because that, excuse me, that was, I just took a drink. Every fucking time I cough now.

I know, me too. It looks at me. Me too. I was like, I'm not saying it wrong. Well, because that one went everywhere and not into your elbow, please. It shocked me. It was like one of those like, I'm joking. It was a surprise cough.

Yes. That's how you do it. No, it's, I mean, Trevor and I kiss all the time. So if it's gonna, it's there. Past through us, that's already happening. Yeah. Not worried about the sexy time in that sense. Yeah.

I've heard online that some people, like, couples are just not. I'm like, why? They feel like together. You're completely quarantining yourself in the same house or apartment. Yeah. Or like, you have a separate room and bathroom and like you're not interacting with each other at all.

Yeah. But if you live together, like it's there, it's in the house. It knows where you are. Okay, so Fires isn't transmitted through the blood. Eric, all right. Eric is not here currently because we have a small crew, but he's watching remotely.

Eric, hi, Eric. Thank you. And he just sent me something. Our internet's being slow,. I'm Eric. Hi, Eric. I'm gonna sue. And he just sent me something. Our internet's being slow, so I'm waiting for it to load. But what he said here, so this is talking about what we just said. Oh no. Um, the state of New York issued sex guidance for these times that we're in. Yeah, baby.

There he is. They, uh, they they comforting. According to stated New York you should not eat ass. Is that an official order? Well, I think dogs got to eat. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uh, yeah, no, no, no, Rimming. I don't believe this, but it's, it's like, it's on NYC.gov. It's like COVID sex guided. What are the, Gus, what are the exact words?

It's still, it's still loading. I'm seeing the great thing right now. I'll let you know as soon as it's closed. Wait until this is real, but it doesn't, like I need to know if it says do not eat ass. I think what it says, okay, here it is. It's, it's no way that's so crazy.

Okay. It's a numbered list, number three. Take care during sex, and then there's four bullet points under that. The second bullet point is rimming mouth on anus, might spread COVID-19. They use the word rimming? Yes. Virus in 15 word rimming? Yes. Virus in 50s may enter your mouth. Oh, I haven't a virus on your blood hole.

I just like this government workers. Like, that's how everyone to stop rimming. Number two, it's an issue. Have sex with people close to you. You are your safest sex partner. Masturbation will not spread COVID-19. You know what? Massivation will do. It'll help your immune system. I'm serious. Yeah, that they tell you to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds before and after. Before? Yep. Yeah.

Don't want the virus. So yeah, that's so I think or you could just sit on your own foot and wobble around for a few minutes. Oh, whatever you prefer. That would mean just for you, Kevin. Oh, whatever you prefer. That would mean it. Just for you, Kevin. Okay, this makes sense now. Learning a lot today. I haven't done that since I was a teenager, don't worry. What? Wow.

Did it work there? Sometimes. Well, you know, it's nice. Those are the best. Wobble, wobble is such a particular word to use for what you're doing right there. How else would you prefer to this? JaiRate. But JaiRate's a little more like-

That's an aggressive word to me. JaiRate's aggressive? It feels like when you're talking about masturbation. Wobble's, but she won't come down. Wow. Oh, she'll come. I can't believe there's just, I mean, I guess it makes sense that there would be sex guidelines. Oh,'t believe there's just, I mean, I guess it makes sense that there would be sex guidelines.

Oh, wow, it's just, yep. Well, that's where we are now. Jessica, did you ever do a good wobbling? My, I know my mom is watching this right now. She's texting me. Okay, I'll refrain from asking. So no, then. Uh, Jessica has never even been naked before.

No, I've never, never done. I'm, I'm a virgin. You look like a virgin. What was that? I don't know. I don't know what that means. I was trying to go. I was trying to go.

I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go.

I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to go. I was trying to back you up so... I don't know. No one did nothing. You came out of your ass, man, wow. I look like this. Just don't eat it. Don't you? Let's dissect this. I don't want to get into the conversations that we have about your appearance, because you

change what I say every time. Okay, so at the last time... What? I have video evidence of this, too. I went back and I've checked. Okay, so last time you said that I have video evidence of this, too. I went back and I've checked. Okay, so last time you said that I said your hairline looked like a man's hairline.

People are getting sick of this conversation. But I need to clarify. Yeah, Gavin does need to clarify. I need to clarify. So I was saying, not to say that, I said you had a weird hairline. Went back to the old one, I discovered, I didn't even say that.

I said at the time that you had a crazy hairline because it's cool, it's different. And then you told it as me saying, you have a weird hairline. So then you changed it to a man's hairline and I was defending myself with what you also made up the last time, which was weird. When originally, I said you had a crazy hairline.

So with my brain. So with my brain. So yeah brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain.

So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain.

So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain. So it was my brain's crazy. In my brain, I just took that as Gavin thinks I have a fucking weird hairline. And so that just stuck in my brain.

It stuck in mine apparently too. But I don't think you have a weird hairline. I think it's cool. So it's crazy and it's cool now. It's a sexy cool. It'd be crazy sexy cool. I wouldn't call this here to lie in sexual by any means. But sexy doesn't mean sexual, surely.

Well, it's not like. Like you could be sexy without being sexual. That's true. I always love when Gavin has like an extra point he wants to make. Oh, he made it. He adds surely to the end. Or the big idea.

Yeah. It couldn't possibly that surely. I've cleared my name. I'm happy now. Good. All right, we're good. We're good. Quick update on the New York sex guidelines. All right. We're good. We're good. We're good. We get on the on the New York

sex guidelines. Who you know this is something. Okay. COVID-19 has not yet been found in semen or vaginal fluid. Okay. We know that other coronaviruses do not efficiently transmit through sex. So there you go. Excellent. Give oral all day. But don't eat us. But don't eat us. But don't eat us. Don't flip it around. Yeah. No, keep it right side up.

Don't go too low. Yeah, just get off of your appropriate floor. So what are we doing next week? We're just going to do it from time. We are working on a solution. So let's go look a little different. Now we mentioned at the top of the show. We're working on a solution. So it's gonna look a little different. Now we mentioned at the top of the show, working on a solution to do the podcast remotely.

We doing cameras and that? Yeah. Webcams? You'll need a webcam and a microphone. So unlike the meetings, I will turn my webcam on. Can I shoot it on the Phantom? If you. Has anyone ever done a podcast on a Phantom?

It's another I know. You can be the first ever. I mean I can run the thing it So that he frames for a bit Is the phantom doesn't know it's a phantom even on at that point. Yeah, it's just confused about what it's doing with its life Yeah, my mom just texted me saying that I'm a dirty girl So Look what you guys are done. She writes dirty girl, exhalation point, exhalation point, exhalation point.

But she didn't admit to anything. Unless your mom's talking about me. Who? Is that my? Although my parents are absolutely watching this 100% as they always are. But they know who you are and what that you do. I'm very grateful that my parents stay as informed as they do with social media and the news and everything like that because like they fully understand everything going on with COVID-19 and like

they're being responsible about it and there's a lot of people their age who don't take it seriously and it's like you're the people who are at risk. I feel like a lot of the people not taking it seriously are the generations either side of us. Yeah. Younger or older. Yeah, but I feel like a lot of the people not taking it seriously, the generations either side of us. Yeah. Younger or older. Yeah, but I feel like millennials have actually been pretty good about it. It's hard to generalize like that, but I feel like a lot of people in our generation have been taking it pretty seriously.

Yeah, it's been frustrating watching videos of crowded beaches. The spring breaker kids. I think didn't we talk about it today in our meeting how we found out that it was other five or six of those people in that video from spring break in Miami got the virus. Oh really? Yeah, and it's probably more of them. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of them. I mean, they're on a beach drinking and touching each other.

I mean, it's just getting past my end. I saw video from a helicopter in Brazil where they were flying low over beaches to annoy people to get them to leave. There you go. Right. I like the helicopters just like taking sand. That's a tactic. Brazil where they were flying low over beaches to annoy people to get them to leave. There you go. Right. I like the helicopters just like taking sand. That's a tactic. And like blowing all that wind so that they're forced to go away.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Interesting, but expensive approach to doing some, to getting people to do what they should already be fucking doing. Yep. I think the UK just got locked down. Yeah, it did. Finally.

Yeah, they. It's a bad got locked down. Yeah, it did. Finally. Yeah, they... It's a bad time to break it. Yeah. It must be a bad time to go through a breakup, too. I was thinking about that exact same thing the other day. Because you just be like, double alone. You're alone, yeah. Well, I've been...

So, I think we might see... We're going through a breakup right now when it's the shelter in place. What if you live together? Oh. Yeah. Because then what do you do? I think we might see... We're going through a breakup right now when it's the shelter in place. That's what I mean. What if you live together? Oh. Oh man. Yeah.

Because then what do you do? Yeah, like you can't really move out, right? Like I see him, you can't find a place. I see him. I assume that all places are closed and you can't rent anything. I think when this eventually passes, I think we're going to see two things that I'm really curious to see.

It'll take a while to get all this data. You know, I'm a fucking crazy. I'm a nut when it comes to data. Yeah. I think in nine months, we're gonna see a lot of kids born. So right around the end of this year, early next year, I'll probably see a mini spike in children who are born. The second thing is I wanna see how this affects the divorce rate in this country.

Like if we're gonna see, like since couples who might spend their time apart are forced to actually spend time together and cohabitate for extended periods of time. If like once they're allowed to get their space if they're just like, you know what? This isn't worth it. And they're just gonna see people end up getting divorced.

I think well, it's, you have a lot of factors working against you, right? Because you not only are stuck inside having to interact with each other 24, 7, but there's also a level of uncertainty and fear and anxiety that comes with this whole situation and not feeling safe that I think people are extra stressed out, extra anxious, might be less patient with each other, might be more willing to snap or all these things. So it's like essentially a recipe for disaster for so many people in situations. Trevor and I have been living together for over a year at this point and we're great together, but there's definitely moments where I realized I needed to be more

patient with myself or with him when it's just like, okay, I'm getting aggravated, but I think it's because I'm stressed out and I'm anxious and vice versa. So there's been a lot of like, let's make sure we communicate all the time. So, can I not recommend that enough for you and you're significant others talk and don't like just have to imagine you guys arguing.

It's over, it's so rare. It's like once every few months that we have an argument about something and it's always because one of us is trying to explain something and the other person doesn't understand. And then it becomes just like a thing for a second and then it's like, okay, well, let me explain where I was coming from. You explain where you were coming from. Okay, I'm sorry for reacting that way. I'm sorry for reacting that way. I'm sorry for reacting that way done.

Like it's the most diplomatic resolution of any argument. I think we can resolve the arguments, the documents, and because I am all out, I've seen Trevor deal with work arguments, because wrangling achievement, Hunter, not easy. And he's always like, very so diplomatic. Yeah. And it's like, man, you handled. You handled Ryan pretty well just then.

Both of us are a little more diplomatic in our way of handling things, which works out really well for us. But it's also, and I think I talked about this on Always Open that either comes out today or next week. But I had a tendency in other relationships if I was in an argument to storm off or go to another room or like, I'm going to go for a walk or whatever it is. Or if it's at night, I'm going to go to sleep.

But we don't do that. We don't leave the room. We don't go to sleep if the argument is still happening. We resolve it before we leave the space. And I think that helps. It's someone that comes out next week. Yeah, oh, you remember, this guy's on it. Yeah, I was on it.

Having a break can cool everyone down there. Yeah, I think if you were like heated in the moment. I think it depends on the situation. And also, this is what works for Trevor and I. Mm-hmm. Every couple is different. I'm not trying to say that I'm like the expert on it. But, I think especially if it's like,

maybe you need to take a moment, come back, but definitely don't go to sleep angry. Because it's gonna be harder to remember your point of view the next day, and explain how you were feeling. Devon's been in the wood shop this whole week, and so anytime he comes home, I'm like super hyper, and I act like a five-year-old child, and I so anytime it comes home, I'm like super hyper and I act like a five year old child

and I jump all over him because I'm like, okay, now we get to play. And because I haven't been with anybody all day. So I just, and then I have energy until like one I am, just wanting to play with him and poor guy, he has a lot of patience because I'm a handful at that time. Just like, let's play, let's jump around.

Last night it was awful. It was like 11th. It's like 11th, 30. And he was just getting ready to go to sleep. And then I just like, drop on the bed. I was just, I don't know, I got to figure it out. Because my routine is like disrupted, you know? And my energy is off.

Maybe you think the fun of drugs. I just need a ton of drugs. Maybe. Perhaps. Does anybody have any? Or maybe Devindos. Oh, Devindos did you with me. What do people do about drugs in this situation?

The drug deal is still operate. Good question. Does it do? Hey, there are many drug dealers in the check. Yeah, let's know. How's business going? I don't know how that happens. That's a good question.

Like leave the money on the porch. I'll leave the drugs on the porch. Like how does that vent, vent moment? If anyone knows, call your local police department. Someone using like a ring doorbell. Put the drugs on the door, Matt, please. Yeah. The money's under the mat.

Thank you. I mean, put the food delivery right there. Wink, sir. Have you guys been like more tired, less tired during this time because like you're at home all day and not using as much energy? I'm keeping the same schedule. So like I'm still going to bed at the same time,

still waking up at the same time, but this is going to sound so pathetic. I'm almost ashamed to admit this. Last night I got up off my couch to go to bed and I was like, oh, why am I legs kind of sore? And you know, like that scene in the Matrix when Neil comes out of the goo and they're like, you've never used your eyes before. I sat down playing Animal Crossing all weekend and didn't move that I think I started atrophying and I'm like, I would still like stood up and I was like, ah, it kind of hurts. It's so messed just to crease it as you play that game.

Oh my god, are you drinking off water? Yes, my pee looked a healthy color. Okay, good. I think I'm going to resort to playing animal crossing exclusively on the treadmill. Oh, that's smart. And I won't feel like such a waste of space when I'm walking around weeding for an hour and a half.

So I had a thought. Don't talk about your drug use on as fun. I was not the weed. I haven't played so much animal crossing. Well, big part of the game is fishing. And I've been catching a lot of flounders and flounders like the fish that have both their eyes on one side of their body. And I was staring at these fucking flounders and I started wondering.

I started thinking about flounders. And I started wondering, I started thinking about flounders. I'm so into this game, like, were flounders just like, at one point were they regular fish that just got lazy and they decided to lay down. And like, this whole species of fish was so lazy that it became easier for them to move their eyes to the other side of the body.

Yeah, I mean, that would have been natural selection, right? So the fish's fishes, the fish with the eye further would live longer and mate with other right to the point where the eye just moves over time. It's weird It's really weird. Where's the other eye and then they're both on that one side. Okay, so just next to each other right side So then they like left-eyed fish and right-eyed fish So, but they can't see on the other side of their body. Correct. That's terrifying to not be able to lay down, but they're lazy. So it's good. You can't see on the back of your head. You're right. You're right. If you had one eye here and one eye here, I would say that's more terrifying. Yeah, that'd be so cool though. But cool. I'd be staring at the back of a fucking chair right now.

You see, we're boring. But I think if we had an eye here and an eye here, things would be different. We wouldn't have chairs with backs. I think, you know, things would just be different. Hey, you guys. The chair industry will be flipped on its head. We think we don't have stools.

Yeah, maybe stools or something where a chair back ends here, not covering the other eye. You just lay back and you go, yeah, bees, we're just really like, even so, what if your body wouldn't sit this way, right? Like this way we were focused in this direction. That's our eyes. Look, we have a more universal appearance to our body. Like, you could move in any direction, almost like an octopus where you got like, you can go in any direction. Mm-hmm. I had a, are we stoned?

What the fuck are we talking about? We have whatever Chris had last week. It's infected all of us. I've been making content recently for VR headset, and I'm doing all my reviews in headset, like, proofing the making sure, it's like VR180, but with 3D slimmer.

And there was an error on one of the exports where we had this lower third come up. And we're just like saying our names. But it was only visible in one eye. Oh, weird. And it's the most bizarre feeling I've ever experienced. My brain did not know what the Christ was happening. Right, like, what would that ever happen in real life?

Yeah, it was just like, my brain was like, it was like flickering on and off, because it was like, which eye is my brain using? I'm not compute. Yeah, so I was like, what is happening with this? Why does this look, and then I closed my eyes, I was like, I was gone in this eye, but I can see it in this eye. And then I thought, that would be brilliant for like a VR horror movie to put the ghost or the monster only in one eye

So the your brain is like tripping it all around it'd be awesome. It'd be so Yeah, I hate that. That's awful, but great at the same time. Someone in chat said you wouldn't be able to wear hoodies Yeah, that is true But he's just come up on the side What if you could have an item in the real world that was like left-eyed or right-eyed only? Like, we could have something that exists. It's like, oh, you can only see that in your left eye

or you can only see that in your right eye. Yeah, it's right. Because that's why your brain doesn't know how to deal with it. Because that doesn't exist in the physical world. Yeah, it's not, it may want to throw up. I was like, oh, I don't know what, oh. Okay, look at this.

Yeah, like there is this actual real object, but only your left or right eye can pick it up. That's so weird. I don't like it. You did smoke weed before this, because it's new. There's nothing else to do. Yeah, I think I wonder if dispensaries are still open in places like California where it's legal.

I mean, is that an essential business? Technically, it's medicinal for a lot of people. You know, like arthritis and stuff. Probably because they're like a pharmacy I would assume. Probably. My friend works at a dispensary and she said that they're still open currently. Right now, their hours are getting cut. They're not working like they're typical hours, but they are still open.

Especially during this time, people, anxieties are like extremely high. Yeah. I'd be in there. Does anyone have, I tweeted about this the other day, does anyone have like a go-to snack that they find themselves just like eating non-stop? Now that you're like, everything at your house, everything. That's my problem with working from home

is when I'm bored or like trying to think through something, I'll eat. And like because I've been trying to buy things that aren't necessarily perishable as quickly, so I don't have a lot of necessary, like, fresh fruit and vegetables at home. Let's just eat Oreos. Our Barb, you know Oreos are my favorite.

For it. Oreos are vegan. Oreos are so good. Trevor and I have gone through two sleeves already. Yeah, dude, just pure empty calories. You just keep eating them. It's like the plain Oreo, not any of the flavored ones. I just like the plain, not double stuff, not. I like the bin Wars. I just like normal Oreos are just the best.

Yeah, it's double stuffed and then we'll fight. That's when we fight is when he brings home double stuff when I ask for Oreos. Let's get both. I need to take out half the stuff. That's a way of's all all you think. You've been just what you can do is you squish it. And then let the white stuff come out the side and then we're around. Yeah, then you're living, then you remember get the excess if you make Devin D stuff it

something with his ball. Is that on the list of things not to do? You know, D stuff your partner. Just rim them for people like that are reading these sex She is. Is that on the list of things not to do for me? You're not a decent stuff you're partner for. Just rent them. For people that are reading these sex guidelines, if they're just like, man, but I really love rimming, I have a rimming fetish. It's just like, here, let's give you some alternatives. Good, good, good, stop these Oreos.

Yeah. And then. It would be a good alternative to rimming. What would you come up with? Okay. Going therapy maybe. It would be a good. What?

If you have to have rimming in your life to be okay. I don't have to do anything, but what? What? But I thought you're like, what's an alternative? If you like, if you've got to get your rimming in and you can't- Like a smack cutting off cock, go get up the rims. No, I'm just taller like what's an alternative if you like if you got to get your rooming in and you can't like a smack cutting off cock go go go get up the rims Like sexual what else could you or like what's an action you could do that's like rimming what well

You could just get a piece of fruit and hold it if you really need that piece of fruit and go hole in it if you really need that. You put the peanut butter in there. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Just the joy of rhyming, Shirley, doesn't come from the paste. I'm just trying to be gross. Oh man.

Good job, girl. Jeremy's character, Rhyme Tim is looking real different right now. Oh man. Let's start drinking alcohol today. Try to go cool. You see that Netflix is slowing down, or they're like, what's the best way to put it? They're lowering their streaming quality in Europe to try to save on internet bandwidth.

No. But like for 30 days, they're going to reduce it so that movies are not in HD, I believe. Oof. Is that Oof? Well, I like get it, but like when you're stuck at home, like the one thing you have is your entertainment to keep you sane.

For some people, I'm sure some people still, do you still watch there? Oh, they're just cutting bit rates, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, so the bit rates just going down. It's not the, I mean, it's not the end of the world, but for like the few luxuries you have

to be reduced slightly, I could see being a little annoying for some people. I watch so much on my phone that I feel like I wouldn't care. I don't know why I watch so much. I like the time I find myself just lying on the floor in front of my TV, watching something on my phone. I don't know the same. Why am I doing this?

This is massive TV right there. But is your TV also on playing something? And you're also, okay. Just on the floor and just on my phone. I was like, why am I doing this? This is massive TV, right? But is your TV also on playing something? And you're also, okay. Just on the floor, just on the rug. The other day, I found myself doing something really stupid. I found myself, I was watching a YouTube video on my laptop and I was like, oh, I should be watching this on my TV. So I airplane it to my TV and I was like,

this doesn't look very good. I should just be playing it on my TV. Because, oh, yeah. Because I'm like streaming it here. It's an airplane. And then airplane it there. I was like, nah, that's fine. Is that what airplane does?

Is it feed from the device you cost from? Or does it just go and fetch that URL? I think in this case, it fit from the device. Because it definitely did not look as good as it should have looked. Mm-hmm. Maybe I'm wrong, but maybe it was just a weird coincidence, but it definitely looked bad that day. Do you guys watch the YouTube channel? It's called In a nutshell, but it's wrong, but maybe it's just a weird coincidence, but it definitely looked bad that day. Do you guys watch the YouTube channel?

It's called In a Nutshell, but it's, I think in German, we're like Kyrgyz, Kyrgyz Stat or something. Kyrgyz Stat? No, I don't think it's Kyrgyzstan. I think it's Kyrgyz, Kyrgyz Stat or something, but it's called In a Nutshell. They have these animated informational videos that they do that are fantastic. It's like, is this the one about the, it's like a, yeah, the, yeah, gratitude, gratitude, the same people.

They did one about the coronavirus recently. Curse, gas, exact. Curse, exact. Yeah, I can never pronounce it. It's in a nutshell. But they have a video that they did on the coronavirus that is beautifully informative and very clear and concise, but also I think gives a lot of clarity to things that people have been wondering about.

So if you're watching this podcast, I highly suggest go checking it out. Yeah. I'm looking it up right now so I can watch it later. Yeah. Do you have a date in mind that you're mentally prepared for this to last for? Like are you mentally prepared for this to last a year? I thought you were going to ask like, do you have a date in mind that you're mentally prepared for this to last for, like, you mentally prepared for this to last a year. I thought you were going to ask, like, do you have a date in mind of when your mental state

will collapse? Oh, that's like next week for me. I'm trying to mentally prepare for this to last in some capacity for a year, not necessarily to this extent, but I feel like things might ebb and flow a little bit. I think things will be this way for a bit. It might loosen up for a while and then go back to being tight again. For me, the date on picture I was made first. I want to see, I want to get through the rest of March. I want to get through the whole month of April and then see. That seems so to me. I'm not saying I think it'll be subsided by then.

I want to I think that we'll have a better idea at that point. I just want to get through this month. I want to get through the next month and then see what does the world look like on May 1st. And we can make a determination because you know, we had a lot of promise here obviously in the United States with a lack of testing. So we really don't know how widespread it is. And I think by then we'll have enough empirical data where you can, you know, me, it's data. You can draw the line. You just definitely have a couple of weeks, decent weeks of data to draw trends from and know how it's going.

I think the thing that keeps me from thinking it's going to be over soon is knowing the amount of time it takes to develop a vaccine and treatment, essentially, or anything for it. Which is like a year to 18 months, right? Year to 18 months, just because of trials and testing and stuff like that. I'm totally bett already at the point where they've given it to people. Yeah, and like I was actually talking to my parents about it. And my dad had mentioned that they're actually like very much ahead in terms of a typical vaccine for this.

And like it's looking somewhat promising that they'll get to a solution soon maybe a little bit earlier than they're anticipating but I think honestly realistically I think we're in as for at least six months. Thank Christ for all these people. I know. Dude right? Absolutely. We'd be just dead as a species if people didn't go into the medical field.

Thank goodness the smart people. Yeah. Even when I go to HB, I'm just like, thank you guys so much. Just being here and helping us. HB has been an amazing machine in the time. They really have. That's a local grocery store to text us right? Yes. For the case of everywhere. In making sure that they restock.

And so people are still like kind of panicked buying and hoarding, but it's like every day, it's like refreshed and there's new stuff. They can unicate clearly. Yeah, yeah, they've, uh, I was in line to pick up some medicine from the pharmacy the other day. And even before there was mandated separation, they had put like markers down on the floor, like,

when you're waiting in line, wait here, and like, everything was based apart, I think everything you've done has been absolutely amazing. Yeah, Blaine was there recently too. And he said the lines look a lot more daunting than they are because of that space between. And like they've been good about like an employee coming out and like saying like you guys are too close together,

like separate yourself and putting markers on the ground to make sure everyone, and only allowing a certain amount of people in the store at a time as well. Which I think is good. Did you guys do that picture of the nurses and doctors over in Italy, whenever they take their masks off, their faces are all bruised.

Oh yeah, cause they've been wearing bruised. Yeah, well they wear them all day every day. Yeah, I just was like, man, I just wish I could have reached through and been like, thank you so much. Just don't touch them. Yeah, but don't touch them. But just like no.

Yeah, I want to, I think we all need to give a shout out to healthcare providers, staff at grocery stores and pharmacies, people who are doing deliveries, anybody who has to be at work for these crucial things, restocking things, working in the food industry at all. So many people just thank you for what you're doing because when how to take care of all of us. Yeah, you're essentially taking care of the entire world right now. Absolutely. Well, we sit on our butts recording a podcast.

We're helping. I hope so. We were talking about it nonstop. I saw in chat to you by the way, sorry to interrupt that Phil DeFranco apparently has a really good video about the vaccine and some information if people want to check that out. I haven't watched it yet, so I'm not endorsing it, but apparently it's a very informative video. But what's crazy to me is how quickly all of this happened and how quickly things changed. There's that clip that people started sharing of me last week, when I was joking about coronavirus on this podcast. That's early February?

It was February 10th. And obviously, at the time, didn't have all the information, didn't realize how serious it was going to be, and people keep asking, or some people ask, like, how could you joke like that? It's like, I don't, well, we know one, we always make jokes about stuff, two, I didn't know, I don't think anybody potentially knew

how big it was gonna be by then. We didn't know most of the stuff. Most of the world was joking about it. Right, so we had no idea then. Nobody knew the exact. Like for context, I looked it up. South by Southwest wasn't canceled until March 6th, which was almost a month later.

Yeah. It's like we had no fucking idea what was happening. And it's definitely a big one that I missed and I worked on. But I'm not gonna delete that video. Everyone was whiffing on it. Right, I don't want, I don't want, that was the reaction.

Right, I don't want to, I don't want to make it seem like I'm trying to hide it. Right, I know, I fully acknowledge I was wrong on that. So, but I don't want to, I'll say like, hindsight is 2020. Right, like we say and do things all the time that in that moment,

we're reacting appropriately for what we think the situation is and based off the reaction of the world and what we know. I think it's interesting. It's interesting like historical documents that you can then, it's like, oh, this week, we're making fun of it. This week we were like, and I think it's kicking off.

Next week we're at home recording. It's like, that's crazy that progression. Yeah, I think it's cool. I don't think we should remove that. Yeah, so yeah, I know I was wrong. I don't think we should remove that. Yeah, so Yeah, I know I was wrong. I just like obviously looking back on it You could give it a woof and say like yikes, but cringey But at that that was the mindset of most people at the time not taking it as seriously as we all knew because we didn't know how Seriously was at the time. You know who was on top of it though was Bernie Burns

He was like guys, look at China. Yeah. Like, wages before. I mentioned it to Trevor, I think in early, no, not early, probably mid to late January. I was like, I don't know if this coronavirus thing, if it's something like we should be concerned about. He's like, yeah, I don't know.

And I'm like, I'm kind of getting a little freaked out. Like it's spreading pretty fast there. And like we kind of just brushed it off. But it's crazy to think about that thought in my head at that time to now. Did you see the Ted Talk, the Bill Gates gave when a ball of thought? Yes, he's happening. Yeah, that was like in 2015, 2016.

Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. I didn't. You just talks about how like the next, at the time you used to talk about how the next big catastrophe isn't going to be like a nuclear war. He said, I think what he showed was like a picture of like a nuclear detonation. It's like, you know, the next big apocalypse isn't going to look like this. It's going to look like this. It's a virus. It's a virus. It's a virus. We shouldn't be spending money on nuclear deterrent. And those kind of like military deterrence and stuff, it should be, you know, biological defense.

And damn, that is absolutely correct. Right, and someone also I think shared a video of Brandon on the podcast talking about how like the next big thing that's gonna like shake up society is some pandemic or some virus or something like that. It's crazy, how? Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like we've, this isn't like out of no way though. Like this, and historically, plagues and shit have decimated numbers. Do you think this will prepare us for a zombie apocalypse? No, I'm gonna say no, just because I still don't understand why people are hoarding toilet paper. People fixate on weird things. Do you know why people are hoarding toilet paper?

So they can rim? No. Hey, good call. Hey. You gotta make sure the puddles extra clean. People are hoarding toilet paper because someone somewhere, or maybe a few people, took pictures in places where some toilet paper was out of stock.

So when you have the mindset of, oh, people are buying this, I should probably get some too to be safe. If everyone thinks that way, people will go out and buy toilet paper. Yeah. But why is it still going on? It's weeks.

People have this mentality that this for some reason is going out of stock or that, like, you need this because everyone else is posting about how people are taking it. All this has taught me, I really need a lot less toilet paper than I thought I did. Yeah. It's like, oh, I don't need nearly as many squares

as I thought I did. Yeah. Yep. We could do it. So yeah, I think that right now, the toilet paper industry is gonna make a lot of money, but if people are gonna realize, like, oh, I don't need as much as I thought I did,

and then they're gonna be like, a correction. And they're gonna buy toilet paper for ages, because it's too much. We could do a video about how, like, after you shit, and you don't have toilet paper, you could just go into the shower, spread your ass cheeks, and then do it that way.

But I don't think- I love the way you talk. People, but they don't understand that. You're so straight-faced, but then you say I've seen things, and it's a magical combination. But Jessica's amazing. If I had to be a billion animal crossing, I wouldn't have to worry about this.

Exactly! Oh, man. It's amazing how much. Well, because I bought toilet paper. Good. In 2016, I bought like 100 rolls of toilet paper, or 120 or something. Wait, what?

And I'm still using them. Yeah. That's way too much. Yeah. Because I thought, you know, I'm gonna buy stuff that- Where did you put them for years? I had a cabinet. I had upstairs bathroom cabinet that didn't have anything in it.

And I was like, it's a waste of damn space. I'm gonna fill it with toilet paper. So I'll never have to get it again. Wow. And, uh, you're prepared. Accidentally prepared. It was funny at the time. I'm gonna fill it with toilet paper. So I'll never have to get it again. Wow. And- Now you're prepared. Accidentally prepared. It was funny at the time.

But now, you know, before he is there, I've still not got through all that. And it's very serious now. Yeah. I saw some funny posts about how like, there, I've seen a lot of these things, these memes about like what I thought the apocalypse would look like or be like

versus what it is, people are calling the apocalypse which, yeah. It's not, but the joke is still there. And it's like pictures of like Charlize Theron from Mad Max and like everyone looks all badass and like grungy. And then it's like what it actually is, me sitting on the toilet watching YouTube videos

using a coffee filter. So I think that's the thing. Oh man, that's so true. Oh God. So if you've hopped into the shower and you're spreading cheeks, are you then just like going in with your hands, like splashing that all through? No, you're letting the water do the job. Hopefully you got a lot of pressure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that's when after you've done that, then you wash yourself. So as long as you wash from, you know, top to bottom. I've never done this before. I always have been somewhat clean after going poop

before I go on the shower, but I pee in the shower. Sure, me too. And you guys always talk about, it's going down your side. But then, I know, they do. It's so weird. But then it's just like, I get it, you're in the shower, you're getting clean.

But if I have, like, okay, if I have poo on my hand, no, you have to. No, I'm just an example. If I accidentally get poo on my hand, during, you know, a botched wipe, I'm thinking, ew, ew, you know, it's disgusting. You know, I can wash it off.

It's still unpleasant to have fecal particles Yeah. Ew, ew, ew, you know, it's disgusting. Yeah. You know, I can wash it off. Yeah. It's still unpleasant to have fecal particles and other waste on places where it doesn't usually go. What's up with pee? Yeah, I don't know. We'll talk about it in a second. We'll talk about it in a second. Yeah.

We're pee in the shower though. Yeah. It's going down, the water's going down too. You don't really feel it on you because the second it's on you, it's off of you. Yeah, I don't really know how else to describe it. And then you just wash your body with soap after. And for you guys, it's even easier because you got a fucking hose.

You got a hose and you can maneuver that hose anywhere you want. Tell us more. Man's bleed penis is too as big. Well you could ring your girl with it. Is that mans fleeting at some point? With the poop thing. Thanks for coming back to Jessica. I told you what I can't promise this, okay? What you could do is you stretch, you do a 90 degree angle, so like shower, shower head.

Which pot is with? Your head's this way, you're bending down, so like butt. I don't know what you're doing with your hands. Wait, so where's my head? All right, so this is the shower. Yes. Yeah, shower heads right here.

And your hand is you? Which is the shower, okay. This is you, okay right here. Fingertips, your head. Yeah, so then say you go backwards, so butts right here. Okay, so head. Okay, head. Head.

Yeah. Head, butt, shower. So it's just like, shh. And you don't have to touch anything. You just grab your ass shakes, spread them, it comes down, okay? I think you're putting a lot of faith in the water doing all the work there. How bad are your shits?

Really pretty bad? Oh yeah. Okay, well then this shouldn't be an issue. And then you just tell me, that's how I wash my butt. Yeah, you have to wash your butt. Do you want to? That's a whole,

don't you think of that kind of thing? I don't want to get back into karate chops. I don't either. I'm going to stop that. Well, when you're out of toilet paper, you're going to be karate chop in your ass all the wipe it from now. I think just try it Gavin,

you'll figure it out. I know I know you will. I believe in you. It's fine. It's good. But I can't verify that it's done a good job. I can't you know, we're gonna squat in front of a mirror to make sure it's done. During this quarantine, I challenge both of you to pee in the shower just once. Do it. Do it. Coward. Okay, we go. Okay. You should come up with a catchy name and then we can do it and then we can tag other people and they can do it on They can do it too like the fucking push-ups and stuff like that. Yeah, which I got tagged so many fucking times On his fear first by trainer Kelly tag me so I did it then

But the people were still tagging me. I'm just like what if I still already done it. I've only done it for Kelly That's surprisingly no one tagged me. Do you want to be tag? Okay, I think it's because we knew you wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Exactly. How many push ups could you do? Me? Probably like 50 or 60? Yeah. Easy.

Yeah. Just knock them out. How many could you do Gavin? Ah, not very many. I'm very enough. I don't know. 20 or less. I ended up doing like fucking 40 yesterday because I kept, I would like film it and then

like that angle's where you're going to do it again. Oh my god. And I did it four times before I got the right angle on it. And then I'm like my arms were fucking shaking at that point. So I'm like 38. But then you did working really weak. It's like you didn't just do 10 pushups. You did 40. I know. You only showed the last 30 to 40 or then 30 to 40 pushups. Oh well. And then there was the plank one that was going around. I was like, why are we all exercising and filming it with each other? A friend of mine tagged me to do this yoga move where your arms are on the ground and you

put your knees up on your elbows and like hang there essentially. What's that call, this supposed, forget? I'm the wrong person to ask. Never got to have no idea. But I'm like, bro, I can't do that. Yeah, I can't either. I could try and fail. Disgust still not shower before bed.

Is that thing that you've discussed? I don't know if we most have discussed. I'm a morning shower person. Oh, I prefer a morning shower. I tackle the day you'll freshen. I think a lot of people are split on that. Yeah, I feel like I just like it more. I used to be a night shower now. I think a lot of people are split on that. Yeah, I feel like I just like it more. I used to be a night shower now,

a morning shower room. Mm. I don't want to expose you guys to me with an extra eight hours of stink on me. Thank you. It's really for you guys. You're a man of the people. I really am.

When I went to the grocery store this morning, I went before I took a shower and I came home and just like decontaminated myself. I got in a really hot shower and just fucking scrubbed everywhere, including my butt. Yeah, wash your hands when you go in and out of places. That's what I've been doing. Yeah, anytime I go into a new place

or leave place, I wash my hands essentially. When I get back into my car, I have hand sanitizer and I immediately just am my steering wheel because I'm like, I have hand sanitizer and I immediately just am I steering wheel because I'm like, I've been touching that. I've been like, I've had some of those disinfect wipes and like, I've just stuffed down in my car. I touched more than I ever thought I did.

I've been doing my wallet. I did too. Yeah, I've been using Apple Pay a lot more. It's like they don't have to grab my wallet, I have to pull a credit card out. It's like I'm already touching my phone. It's like, just do contactless. Smart. Yeah. Yeah, when I went to the grocery store my wallet, I have to pull a credit card out. It's like I'm already touching my phone, just do contactless. This smart. Yeah.

Yeah, when I went to the grocery store, this morning I wore latex gloves. Mm-hmm. And you showed them out after I was in. Yep. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to try to be as careful as possible. I mean, there's only so much you can do, right?

It's like I feel like a lot of the news is overwhelming. You feel like there's all this shit you can't control. It's like all you can do is like control the things that are within your power. Like wash your hands, don't touch your face, just be very aware, like maintain distance with people. It's like you'd have to worry about the big picture. All your responsibility is the shit you can control,

which is what's right in front of you. It's like wash your hands, don't touch your face. Stay home. Stay home, stay away from other people. Like I know it's tempting, you see it's like, oh, the streets are empty, or maybe it's like I can go down to this restaurant and hang out with people for a little while. There's nothing open so there's really. There are still places. There are still things open like not in Austin.

Yeah, like cities or other countries like just stay home hang out for something. I think it was on Instagram someone posted this thing where they're talking about how terms social distancing is, it's a new term, people don't necessarily know what it means and ultimately it's stay home and go to the grocery store once a week or as needed. That's it. Like that's what social distancing is. Yeah, I've been living this life for years. So it's like if you want any advice, just imagine if you're out in public and you don't know what to do, just imagine what would gust you Just think yeah, I'm in this situation. I don't know how to handle it. What would gust you?

He would avoid everyone and then you go wash his hands. You're set That's called this episode that what would gust do? WGD Dolie Dolie GD what would gust to and then hard cut to you three weeks ago? Whatever like the boy more than three weeks ago. Yeah, are there any restrictions on using cash? Apparently some places in Canada are no longer accepting cash. Oh really? Because like that could be sent maybe this will be the death of cash although cash is paper So it probably wouldn't hold on to it as well. Still. I don't want to yeah

Yeah, I mean I mean at one time I've told the store before I was at an event years ago, and someone paid me with a sweaty $20 bill. They pulled out of their sock. Ew. Play what? You don't remember that? I was at an event in California with Jeff, and we were running the booth and someone wanted to buy a t-shirt.

So I told him it was $20. And I wasn't, I was only half paying attention to them. I was getting the shirt and putting it in the bag for them. And they pulled a $20 bill out of their sock and they handed it to me. And it was like sopping wet. And I remember they handed it to me and I touched it and I just dropped it and I looked at them. And I said, what the fuck is wrong with you?

We had hand sanitizers. I started using the hand sanitizers and I ran to the bathroom to wash my hands. That's it. Getting okay. It's nasty. It was really, really gross. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's nasty. It was really, really gross. Oh.

Do you think? Oh, you must have hated that. Yeah, I mean, I, you must have been like, I get so much hand sanitizer and then like, I turned the hot water on in the bathroom. I was like, I was scolting my hands to try to burn everything off of them. Ew.

Yeah, to tell you. Do you guys think when this is all said and done, we'd come out of this, whether it's a couple months from now, a year from now, whatever it is, it's gonna be weird to like go to restaurants and clubs and hug people and shake hands. You think it's gonna be weird? A lot of that stuff's weird anyway.

We just accept it. But it's not weird, cause it's part of society. I'm in a bunch of weird things. I'm watching films and a bunch of people hanging out. I'm in a place where I'm watching films and a bunch of people hanging out, I'm like, don't do that. It's slightly uneasy, because- Me too.

It's so weird. I'm watching leftovers, and I saw him go to a grocery store with a bunch of people and I was like, that's not right, you shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, I was gonna take some getting used to for me to return to film-mousey. Yeah. In November 2021.

Whenever it is, I just like, we already talked about, we banked, banked shot a bunch of videos, like RT Life and Hard Mode for the Ruchitee channel. And we're having our editors put up things at the beginning of the disclaimer. Disclaimers at the beginning saying like, this was shot a few weeks ago before the start of getting really bad.

Like, don't think that we are saying that this is okay. We had, because we had some things where we were being physical with each other and like touching each other. And so we wanted to make sure, like, to tell the audience, this was filmed a long time ago to worry. I, what, what other thing I wanted me to real fast? I realized I also stopped wearing that big ring

that I normally wear on this hat. He did. Because it has like a lot of little crevices in it. And I was worried that like I couldn't clean it effectively. I've heard we should stop wearing jewelry. Yeah, so it's like I took it off, and I'm not going to wear this again until I know that all of this is packed. It's probably also keep your nails somewhat shorter.

Yeah. No nail polish and everything. I have a good one. I wonder what it's going to look like when we all come out of this quarantine. And I said this on Twitter, but like everyone's hair's growing back out. People who get like the eyelash extensions are falling out. People's nails are all fucked up.

And Gus will look a little bit like. Yeah, Gus is gonna look great. I needed a haircut long before this started. It's gonna, I'm gonna be a shaggy mess. Yeah. What about all the people that like get Botox and like get their fillers done and stuff if they can't do that for a long time?

What will they look like? Old? We're gonna find out. Yeah, I can't wait. They're gonna look human again. Hunt weight. Yeah. All right.

Well, that's what time to wrap this up. Fun house is streaming after this. Oh, yeah. I believe so. So if you're in the chat right now on RTTV, I think stick around for fun house. I think they're going live. So this is goodbye to the set for a bit.

Oh, yeah, it's kind of sad. It is a little bit sad. Well, but we'll still be doing podcasts so get to it next Monday and come experience something totally new with us. All right, we'll see y'all next time. I love you, stay safe. Bye. music Do you like apples?

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