Rooster Teeth Podcast - You Can Put Jeans on Anything! - #605
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Hey, everyone. Welcome to the receive podcast. I'm Gus.
I'm Gavin. I'm Adam. Adam and Barbara. They're mad at Adam. And I'm Gus. Hi Adam.
Hi Adam. Hey, I'm Adam. I was already just talking to you before this time, but I never said hello. Oh, it's fine. I said hi. I was scared. I'm always hesitant.
I'm always hesitant whenever we have someone who we don't
typically get to talk to on the podcast.
I don't want to talk too much before we start
because we're about to do an hour and a half podcast together.
So I'm like, don't end this well.
Don't worry.
I'll spout all sorts of useless facts.
We can talk all day.
It's fun.
It works.
Yeah.
It's true facts.
At of someone new, we haven't talked to. It's fun. And we're in fact. Yeah, true fact. Yeah.
Adam, Adam, someone you we haven't talked to him repeatedly
over the last four months. So we can have we have, and now we're
going to have to get on all the many things, all the different
places you've gone, all the different things you've done.
I'm sure all the varied life you've lived, the varied life
activities you've lived through over the past four months.
Yeah. Yeah. Lots of adventure, lots of outdoor activities,
just out there, bare chested, having a good time,
living it up, Gus.
Did you go to Disney?
Wait, Disney lands not open, right?
Is it just Disney World?
My wife works for Disney, so I'm inside Disneyland
in a way, sometimes.
Nice.
I get to hear all of, oh, I didn't realize how dirty that sounded.
It's more of like I hear things that I probably shouldn't.
But she's also been doing the voice work for the app where it's like, have a good time.
There's just something weird about it.
My wife is now the voice of Disney.
But land is not open, right?
Disney World is, I believe.
But yeah, Disneyland, it's, it's coming.
It's coming real soon.
Man.
You've talked about, like, the voice of Disney.
For, I don't know why, a couple of weeks ago,
I was rewatching Airplane, the classic 1970s comedy.
And, you know, at the beginning of the movie,
when they're pulling up, they have the seat,
or like the scene where the airport announcers are arguing, the man and the movie, when they're pulling up, they have the scene where the
airport announcers are arguing the man and the woman about what zones are for parking
and what zones aren't for parking.
And I don't know why I was looking at the trivia for that movie.
And apparently they got the actual voices of that time for the LA airport to do the lines
in the movie, which I make it sound more like the actual airport.
It's like, what a weird specific detail.
We're going to find the people who are the actual voices at the airport and put them in the movie.
This is a surprising amount of tits in that movie.
There's a 70s man.
And G, at the time too, which is fantastic. Yeah, that is like when your parents would
just look at the box and go, yeah, you watch it. It's fine. And you're like, let's rewind
that one part again. The part where we feel weird.
The tape. It was like I was in Disneyland.
We have very different experiences
that Disney Disneyland experience.
I mean, to each the room.
I just want that to be what sex is called now.
It's being Disneyland.
It's being Disneyland.
Yeah.
Gonna take a spin in the tea cups.
Yeah.
Oh.
Right, splash mountain. Yeah. Finish me off, I clipped 33. That's like more of an insider thing. Yeah, yeah. Right slash now.
Yeah, finish me off. I clipped 33.
That's like more of an insider thing.
Yeah, you can only get a joke.
I want to get dull whip all over your face.
I can only make that joke when you're, uh, you can only make that joke when you're insider.
Yeah, when I am, I am an insider.
There you go.
Her.
Yes.
Workplace fun.
They're going to put your niggas in a wonderful thing?
Wow.
That was just very forward.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I can announce that on the show.
You can confirm it.
You know, like anyone else, I'm sure we've all been
desperate for content.
Oh, no, before I get to that, I want to complain about
something. Oh, no, no, before I get to that, I want to complain about something.
Oh, I got a friend.
I know some people were complaining to me
that all we do on this podcast anymore
is bitch about coronavirus and politics.
Listen, I don't know if you noticed this,
but we're really what we do on this podcast
is we talk about what's going on in our lives.
We've been trapped in our houses for four months
All there is to talk about is fucking coronavirus and politics
I'll talk about some shit. I watched here in just a minute
But 90% of what's going on is that so I mean
Well, it should be fair to be sorry that the world exists
Does it we make a lot of other content that doesn't touch on coronavirus and politics?
Well, those aren't podcasts about current events.
Yeah, but we cannot.
We can't get away.
We're talking about other shit.
Video games is good.
We don't have to talk about.
I think we will.
I think, I think, you know,
guess I'm probably reading the same comments you are.
And at some extent, you know,
I do feel bad that we talk about it a lot
And it's probably a downer for a lot of people
But yes, it is what's going on in our lives right now and what's going on in the world
But I think we could as Gavin is saying make an effort to talk about some other stuff
I'll be honest, well I read a few of those comments and I did agree with a lot of them
I'll be honest I agreed with them
Because for the first time in four months the other day I saw someone I knew in real life
Where's this? It's been four months
I went to the grocery store on my weekly grocery run and I ran into someone from work
And I did like a triple take it was like is it really of course we were like 10 feet apart from each other
I was like is it really like trying to identify each other beneath your masks?
It's like so is it really you?
Are you pretty good at identifying people you've met
by the top half of their face?
Well, based on this one, exchange?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm 100%.
I wonder if we could do a video where we cut.
Ha, ha, ha.
Where'd Barbara go?
Who are you?
I don't know this person.
I think I can tell that. I can tell that's Barbara.
Yeah, I can tell.
Oh, it's Barbara.
I'm holding my figures above Kovix, nose, and mouth.
Yeah, that's definitely Kovix.
What if we did a game where we take celebrities
and we photoshop masks onto them
and we all have to guess and see if we can tell
who it is behind the mask?
Absolutely.
I guess who pandemic edition.
Right.
I don't know. I mean, just keep it broad, pandemic of edition. Right. I don't know.
I mean, just keep it broad.
Same pandemic edition.
Don't call it COVID edition
because people want to hear that.
Right.
Oh yeah, no, no, no, you can tell that anytime of the year.
Doesn't the future, yeah.
Not to be confused with COVID edition,
which is totally fine.
Just.
Man, that hasn't got COVID-19.
I went to a pharmacy. I go pick up some medication for Jess,
and when I told my last name, they gave me a look,
because they just heard it.
They're like, oh, what's the last name?
It's a COVID, and they're kind of like, really?
You're going to do that here.
And I'm like, no, I have to spell it for them.
And they go, oh, that's unfortunate.
Like, yes.
Lucky.
This is why I, like, Gus, I don't go out Typically
Anyway
I've been playing last of us to which I think is a very good very nice game. Well not nice. It's a very good game
But I guess it like like last of us games it they teach you stuff without explaining it like you end up just knowing
Not to try and climb anything that's covered in Ivy.
Right? Like stuff like that.
But that was this cutscene where there's a picture.
There was like someone, some kid had drawn a picture on a wall.
And in the cutscene, she like moves the Ivy away so she could see it.
And I was like, Bullshit, you can't move the Ivy.
I made me mad at the cutscene. It's a really graphic game.
It's like so satisfying to pull off
like really nice, stealthy parts.
I always, because I'm a sicko,
I always check my work when I'm done.
Like once I clear an area, I'm like,
I'm pretty sure I got three people with that,
with that pipe bomb and then I'll go and like try and find
all three bodies and like, look at the mess I'll go and like try and find all three bodies
And like look at the mess I made of some people's heads. It's gruesome
It's the worst is the most gruesome games I've played the worst is when like a clicker gets you and they like rip out that
jugular and yeah, what is that thing?
Yeah, anytime that happens. I'm always like trying to mash a button to get it to skip like I don't want to see it again
I don't want to see it again
It's so disgusting
The freeze on everyone's face as they're pulling this out and you can't tell if it's Ellie
going what the hell is that and how long has that been in my neck or it's more of the thank
you for pulling that out. Although I feel like the most gruesome deaths in last of us was
in the first last of us where if you get grabbed by the what the big one's called the bloaters
the pussy yeah. He kind of like just like sticks his fingers and Joel's eyes just like you get grabbed by the, what the big one's called, the bloaters? The pussy? Yeah.
He kind of like sticks his fingers and jolt's eyes and just like pulls his head apart.
And it's like, whoa!
God!
Yeah.
I don't, I remember reading something about the, the game devs who worked on Mortal Kombat.
They'd have to go to like rotten.com and they'd have PTSD of all the like horrific imagery.
They've seen because they need to do this for basically reference material
to look at actual dead bodies and they just they're like like moral combat was just like so much on
their psyche. I imagine it's very similar to the artist who were on last of us. You know people write
this this story like it's it's very real it's very grounded now go make it like thanks thanks I
have to go look at dead bodies for the next six months. I wonder if that has a negative effect on someone over time
Absolutely does yes It makes you like subhuman
Well, there was the the Facebook employees who had to watch the videos that got flacked
Yeah, and they were saying like within a month they couldn't sleep and they needed they were immediately
medicated and they basically had the same PTSD as like a soldier would. Sorry to have the bring the room down. The internet's a horrific place. I've been learning.
On my with my time on this planet, I don't like it. Have you guys beat that game? Yeah.
Not yet. No.
No, I just wanted to see how long I could take and go with saying yes to that and not being
questioned.
I do really want to play it though.
I never played the first last of us game and I think I would like to do that before
doing the second.
Yeah, I did that.
As soon as last was too came out, I quickly played all the way through last of us, remastered
on PS4 for the first time or had you played I got like halfway through before but stopped
But yeah, I played it all you definitely need to play the first one before I feel bad about it
Oh, yeah, no, I definitely would play the first one. It's funny how at the beginning of the second game
They could kind of try to quickly give you a recap of the first gaming case you haven't played it
But in giving the recap they really only talk about the last 30 minutes of the game.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's almost like the beginning part of the game
doesn't matter at all, because it's not mentioned.
So all you need to know is the very end of last of us one,
and then here you go, last of us two,
you can start playing the game.
So I feel bad about this,
because as you know, obviously Troy Baker,
good friend of Richard Heath,
and a good friend of mine, plays Joel in the last of us.
And to support him, I was like, oh, I want to check out some of your work.
And so I watched the opening scene of last of us, too.
So I know a lot about what happened in the first game.
Just based off that.
You should still play, though.
I probably would.
It's about the journey and not the destination.
He actually, oh, what, he's done so many things. It's fine. You should still play there. It's about the journey and not the destination. But I feel bad.
Oh, I've done what he's done so many things.
It's fine.
But it's like his game.
The first one, most definitely, I think he has some great standout moments.
I think it's worth checking out.
Even just for the first 15 minutes of the first last of us, it's worth it for that.
Because it's like, the game kind of comes out
with like a, comes out swinging immediately
and you're like, just sort of engrossed
into this world.
It's pretty good.
It shows you how good Troy is though,
because I, having met Troy several times,
spoke to him, when I'm listening to Joel,
I never think about Troy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't even see him.
I don't, I can't even picture Troy's face.
I'm just, I'm just thinking that Joel is like that person person and I think a lot of that is like the very natural mocap and the natural to like he's good at acting.
But it's it's amazing how you just buy into all those characters immediately in that game because I feel like a lot of companies aren't making really solid single player only games anymore. Oh, for sure. Even though the first last of us had actually a really good multiplayer.
God, that multi player.
You and I have a lot of that multiplayer.
It's so good.
What made that one special?
It was just basically just like it has them.
It's like small teams and it has the meatiness of the game.
Like very few bullets that you find and you're crafting stuff on the go.
And it's like super satisfying to pull off
like a trap mind and stuff.
It's just, it's like, what's your let's play of it?
It's actually really sad.
Since the teams are so small,
you have to be really tactful.
It's like 4v4, it's like, okay, you know,
the two of us are gonna flank lay off the two,
you're gonna flank right,
we're gonna try to trap them in between,
or you know, you guys stay here as a distraction,
I'm gonna come around,
and you really have to think about it.
And then if you kill enemies, then that's how you get components to craft other things.
So it's like you really incentive to go out and be active in combat because then you get scrapped
to then build other things that can help you out in the game.
And it's got that tends to it.
Like it takes quite a long time to like get materials, build a lot of stuff up and you're like
reinforcing your melee weapon.
And I guess the point where it's like, yeah, I feel like I'm ready to take on the other team.
And then you get flanked and it's just a desperate scramble.
And you're just like, mashing all the buzz.
Like, oh, shit, it all just goes to shit.
Very much like the single player game.
So I like it.
It fits.
Yeah, the weapons you carry are very important.
It's like, how are you going to play like even your amongst your team?
Like, who's going to be in charge of like close range combat?
Who's going to be charge of long range combat,
and how are you gonna be handling that?
Yeah, you have to have a really good balance.
I think it's one of the games
where you really have to have good communication
within your team,
and everyone has to be on the same page as far
as what you're gonna do and how you can approach it.
Man, stuff like that stresses me out though.
Any game, I'm terrible at first person shaders,
but any game where you have to have multiple tools or equipment like be ready to use the appropriate thing at the right time
I like literally I just I get
Analysis paralysis or I'm just like I don't know I know I think there's a moment in one of our let's plays that
Gus and I were in where we like discussing what we're gonna do
But we're like in the same place gathering materials
We're like okay, go to go around there. I think I saw some, and then just a molotov lands on all of us.
That's all fine.
Three.
Yeah, the game will do that.
But that first game, the single player story,
the first game ends so perfectly.
I think that moment, I mean, there's no spoiler in it,
but there's that moment where at least just looking at the camera,
she just says, okay, and like taking it,
what will set it face value,
and then like it's just credits.
Like it is perfect.
It is like the exact way,
the exact best way to end that game.
When did it come out?
Or yeah, what,
what year did last year that's come out?
2013?
2013?
Yeah.
Wow, so it's been seven years.
But it was remade for,
it was like remastered for PS4 Pro. Oh, just a PS4 not pro. Was it pro?
Is there any pro special options? I think it might be 4K on pro. Man, yeah, I think you can switch
between like 60 FPS for HD or 30 for 2160. Yeah, it is PS4 Pro enhanced. Yeah, I can't imagine how
I'm excited. Peebs for that coming out. There's't imagine how excited he was for that coming out.
There's just like waiting for seven years for that secret.
There were a lot of opinions, Barbara.
It turns out.
Dude, that's something that I don't know if we should bring up because it'll be a pretty
big downer.
But like some of the cast of that game, and I'm sure this happens with every game, we
just don't hear about it or see it.
But I know the character that Laura Bailey played
was getting death threats and getting, you know,
her family was getting threatened and stuff like that
because of things that happened in the game.
Which is completely unacceptable.
Which I don't know how anybody could understand
or not understand that a actor is not a animated character
and it's a video game.
Like I understand people are invested and feel really passionate about it.
Also, even so, it doesn't matter.
You shouldn't be giving death threats or threatening real people over anything, really.
I've received, I don't really want to talk about it because it's a big downer, but I
receive all types of violent threats, death threats, because of Yang and Ruby.
And like, people saying like, oh, if Yang and Blake
get together, like, I'm gonna do something bad.
And it's just like, first of all,
there are two characters in an animated series.
Secondly, I'm a voice actress.
I literally just read what is on a sheet of paper
in front of me.
And then I'm done.
Like, it's not, I didn't write it. There's no
type of it's just disgusting terrifying behavior. And and honestly, like the fact that they're
equating the character to her, that just means she did an excellent job with the character to make
it believable. But what a way to be rewarded for that. Jesus Christ is terrible. Yeah. I always
think of the Simpson's episodes where there, there's like, they're out of convention
and people are like yelling at the voice
of like itching scratchy of like, I don't understand.
They hit the zylen, they hit the bone,
they made a zylen sound, they hit the bone,
they made two different sounds and they're like,
really, this is what you do through time?
Or like, I think they're like yelling at Zena,
Lucy Lollis, because they're like,
what happened?
She's like, was there did it?
I'm just an actor, just leave me alone.
Yeah.
But they did kind of like a tongue and cheek version of it,
but now the reality of it is people are so precious
about a make-believe story that they're willing to,
you know, call out the actor who, like, yeah,
like Barbara, you're saying, they had no input on the story
or where it was going, so leave them alone.
Their job is to perform, they're actors.
They wear a different skin. That's what they're doing.
And if something...
And they go home to their kids and stuff, so just leave them alone.
Yeah. And if something upsets you that much to a point of threatening someone's life over it, you really need to rethink what you're doing and what's important to you.
And reality.
It's just mind boggling to me how people could get that intense over something
that is a work of fiction.
Yeah, I mean, I've been there.
I was a shitty teenager.
I remember sending a really mean email
to a guy who ran a family guy website
that he had pirated episodes of family guy
and it's like the only place to watch it.
And none of the links were working and I basically, it's kind of like a scathing email to him
and he replies, I do chill out.
And I was like, yeah, I probably should.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah, like I've been this, I like anytime I think of that stuff, it's like, like what was
I going through at the time?
Was I angry, you know, at my dad or something or, you know, was angry at something, I was taking it out on someone else, but it's like at the same time I angry at my dad or something, or I was angry at something,
I was taking it out on someone else,
but at the same time, social media is just so,
it makes everyone so much more available.
I saw that, I think it was,
I wanna say it was animated JB on Twitter,
was posting some of the voicemails that...
Oh, yeah.
The Halo team got,
when I guess for some people,
the crackdown multiplayer, beta wasn't working for some people.
And he, he like got everyone's extensions
and called every single person that he could find a bungee
just to scream at them down the phone.
And it's like, the time it must have taken to do that.
Oh, my God.
That, that, that is the reason why,
at the old office, down south off of Ralph Abel
NATO, our extension, our phone extension seemingly didn't make sense. Like you
couldn't, you wouldn't just call and randomly guess what our extensions were
because I had heard some of those tapes before and I knew that people would
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So I did want to talk, going back to things that I,
I wanted to talk about that aren't so downer.
Anyway, don't threaten people, moral of the story.
They're just actors.
Chill out.
It's entertained.
Good.
No matter how broken their family guy fan website is,
don't yell at them.
Don't be like me.
Be better.
I think, Barbara, you watched something over the weekend
that I did as well.
You watched Palm Springs on Hulu?
I did.
Yes.
Me and Trevor watched it this past weekend.
We were just randomly looking for something to watch
and that popped up and we began watching the trailer
because usually like that'll make us determine
whether we want to watch the thing or not.
And after like a minute or so,
we're like, we don't want to see the rest of this trailer,
we just want to watch the movie, it looked good.
And it was really cute and really fun.
I loved it.
Yeah, it was not what I was expecting at all.
Like I saw the, like the, whatever, the teaser images
and then I started watching the trailer.
I was like, oh, I think I know where this is going.
And then the trailer immediately makes like a hard right turn.
Like, oh, okay, I wasn't expecting that.
Same thing is like, I'm gonna stop the trailer
and I'm gonna watch it right now
because it's only like a 90 minute movie.
It's pretty short.
And yeah, it's totally worth it.
Like I said, it's short, it's funny, it's something a little different.
If you want to kill a little bit of time in the dreariness of the world.
Although it is, I won't spoil anything, but there are some themes in that movie that are
very on point for 2020.
You know, no one's saying it does.
It deals with some existential crisis and some bigger issues.
But yeah, it's a, I don't know,
should we even give the premise of the movie?
They kind of give it away in the trailer, right?
They give it away in the trailer.
It also pretty quickly into the movie,
you figure out what the premise is.
It's like Groundhog Day with multiple people.
Yeah. That sounds is. Yeah, it's like Groundhog Day with multiple people. Yeah.
That sounds awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really good.
I love Groundhog Day.
I love like thinking about the sci-fi aspect
of how many loops that he had.
Yeah, it's meant to be.
That's one of the things that they talk about in this.
Like one of the characters has been in there so long
and they're asking, like, what about this?
Or do you remember every do?
He's like, I don't know.
My memory's kind of shot at this point.
He's like, I have no idea how long I've been doing this.
I watched a video someone did about Groundhog Day,
where they basically looked at everything that he knew
and how many day-night cycles were in the movie.
And they, like, I guess, estimated how long he actually spent,
and it was like decades that he spent in that one day,
based on how long it would have taken to learn the certain skills, like musical instruments and all
that stuff.
It's really crazy to think about.
Wasn't it something like 2000 years or something crazy like that?
I don't remember being in the thousands, but I think it was like, oh, maybe you're right.
I thought it was like several decades.
Well, I think about that too, and like how bad I am at learning things, like learning
the piano, and be like like give me 50,000 years
I can maybe do half a lot of it. I typed into Google how long did Groundhog Day last and it told me one hour and 41 minutes.
It was just a bad dream. So the estimate is between 30 and 40 years.
It looks like.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that was it?
30 and 40 years?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, maybe approximately 34 years.
It's still awesome.
You ever have a parent or adult tell you something.
And they're like, yeah, you know, Groundhog Day takes place over 50,000 years.
And then you believe it for the rest of your life.
Yeah.
I think that's what that was.
That's a lot of stuff you learn as kids, like that, where you just believe it for the
rest of your life.
It must be crazy for him to finally go on
an outground hook day into the day after.
And then try to remember what he'd done on the first day
to try and like, I guess be that person.
I guess the whole moral of the story
is that he's a better person now, right?
But I just, I feel like I wouldn't know,
I wouldn't be able to get my head straight around
what I should be doing
Yeah, it's like if I talk to you tomorrow and all of a sudden you had mentally aged 30 years You still look the same to me
But like you've been through all this shit. It's like I have no idea. It's like it's just yeah, I don't know what I'm like
If you had to live the same day over and over again out of all the days that you've lived thus far,
do you think there would be one that you would pick? Is there one that stands out to you as
something you would pick? It sounds terrible. True. The ones that relive perpetually?
Perpetually. Oh, no. No, there's all shades of good or bad or missed opportunity that you
can only go so far in a day. I'd have to be like in the center of United States or something
or somewhere where I have opportunity to go anywhere. Well, that was the problem the
Grandhog day, right? He was stuck in the town. There's a blizzard. Yeah. And so he can't
leave. And so he can only hang out and what's it called that's potton tuning or the box of Tony
Pox Tony. Yeah, so he screwed there. I'm trying to think of all the places where I'm landlocked
There's a there's a line. They say it in the trailer, but there's a line in Palm Springs where one of the characters is yeah one time
I smoked a bunch of crystal. They made it all the way to equatorial Guinea
Yeah, there's a there's some very interesting plot point so that movie that make the premise really fun
and interesting and very unique in comparison to movies that are similar like Groundhog Day
or your constant, constant voice.
Yeah, when I started watching it, that lead actress, I couldn't place her at first.
I was like, where have I seen her before?
So I had to pause it and look her up on IMDB and she was the She was the main character in that black mirror episode of the USS Callister
I guess like the new employee who gets stuck in the like the spaceship simulation
I recognize her as the
Spoiler mother in how I met your mother
There's a mother in that child How dare you now? I'm sorry.
I was on season 52 or whatever.
I think the real spoiler is that she dies.
Well, that, yeah, that was the problem, right?
It was they do a 180 on you because in the very first episode, he meets what Robin or
whatever he goes, and that's how I met your aunt Robin.
And they're like, what?
And anyway, I never finished the show.
Sorry, spoiler.
I didn't.
They should make a, they do a lot of like future projections.
Sorry for that spoiler, by the way.
That was what?
That shows been out like 15 years.
They do a lot of scenes where they're like all aged up.
I think they should recreate those at appropriate ages
and just cut it back into the show.
That was a time of like controversy
with the ending of that, right?
Like they, they made two endings because people were so. cut it back into the show. That was a time of controversy with the ending of that, right?
They made two endings because people were so...
Yeah, I wrote them so many death threats because I was so upset.
Yeah, I felt that their voicemail was worth it.
I feel like if you'd watched that show from the beginning,
Wheat to Week, maybe you'd be annoyed at the ending,
but as someone who just binged the whole thing,
I think it was a fine ending.
I wasn't that annoyed, and I, well, maybe it's because I binged it too. I wasn't that annoyed.
I think it's because it, you know, the whole show is leading up to who the hell is their mother,
and you get essentially like turned away from Robin right away. It's like, oh, that's your
aunt Robin. So completely discount her as someone who you could potentially have a romantic involvement
with. And then they really throw you for a loop there at the end.
I just one day I want to sit my kids down and be like, here's all the women I
banged before I got to your dead mother.
The next 82 hours we're going to talk about.
Here's all the women I went to Disneyland with.
As I spelled back, I'll clean it up for them.
Yeah, I got to make it network friendly.
There was another thing that I watched over the weekend.
There's a new documentary that came out on Netflix.
Do you all know who Walter Mercado is?
Does that sound familiar to anybody?
No.
He was like a fortune teller or he would like read astrology
signs.
He was really famous on Spanish language television.
And he became kind of popular in the United States as well,
in the mid to late 90s.
And there was a Netflix documentary about him.
And it was really interesting. It talks about this super positive message he had.
You might recognize me if you saw a photo,
he would always wear these really extravagant cloaks
and capes and kind of had this endrogynous look to him
where you weren't sure if maybe if it was a man or a woman.
And it was a really interesting documentary to watch,
but someone in the documentary makes a comment about,
well, about how far
ahead of his time he was, because, you know, I said, he gained popularity in the 70s, 80s,
and you know, had some crossover in the United States in the 90s, and like, how, how
ahead of his time he was, because it's like, he was a non-binary, asexual astrologer.
Like, it seems like this would be the most popular person on social media today, but
he was doing this back on television decades ago.
Wow, yeah.
And so it's a super interesting look into his life and how he ended up doing these things.
And overall, it's a very positive story with a very positive message. And I think it's
good for these times when everyone's so pissed off about everything
to watch something like that.
If you know, trust me, if you know anybody who's Hispanic,
they probably have someone in their family
who was obsessed with watching Ultramarcado when they were younger.
Wasn't so big in my house.
I think some of my relatives, but not in my house, particularly.
I need something to wash the Epstein taste out of my mouth whenever we finish that documentary
because every time we wash that, I'm just like,
we should take a shower.
And like we just took one, yeah, but, you know,
I was gonna ask if any of you have seen it.
I have to wait, it's hard to watch.
It's just, at some point it just starts piling up
and then you're just angry and then you're sad
and you're sad again and then you're angry again.
I'll look at them, oh, that's a magic man.
Wow.
How are you looking at them?
I share some photos.
It's tough because the documentary is like that.
I really want to see just because I feel like it's
an important watch, but I don't know about you guys,
but I feel like it's hard to be in the right mood
for stuff like that.
And whenever you do sit down to watch something,
it's like, do I want to get into this right now?
It feels like a big undertaking.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's not.
You mean just the reality of a documentary?
It's just like stuff like the Epstein documentary,
which you know is gonna be,
you're gonna feel not good watching it, right?
Like it's going to probably ruin your day in some capacity.
Or just like a movie that you know is sad
or something like that.
Like I still haven't watched Precious.
I really wanna see that movie,
but I have never been in the right headspace to watch it
because I know it's gonna be really difficult to watch.
Yeah, I mean, you have those days where you're like,
you know, recommend for a dream sounds good.
Yeah. I just, I rewatch Brave have those days where you're like you know at recommend for a dream sounds good
Rewatch the fireflies yesterday, so I mean yeah, that's definitely a bummer
But like I know the name I saw them watch it. I haven't seen anything about it. Just everyone just always says don't watch this movie
If you want to feel good about yourself. It's about people struggling to survive in Japan at the close of World War II. Oh, it's not an anime though, right?
Is there like an anime?
It's anime, but it's based on a semi-autobiographical story.
But yeah, I mean, as far as the Epstein thing, like I watched it and you're right,
it's a hard watch, but it's like it's one of those things where this is something that
happened, right?
Like these are things that people suffered with.
Like me not watching it or me being ignorant of it doesn't stop it for, it's still happened
regardless.
Because like, so like I'm curious to know what happened, you know, what. What was the big deal about it?
And you watch it like this guy was a fucking monster.
Like I can't believe the stuff that went on there.
Yeah.
Anyway, real.
I think I'm also,
because it's back in the news again, I think too,
is what sort of sparked my interest in it,
which is like, oh, because I thought this was a,
they caught this monster and then he died in jail. It's, you know, however it happened or everything,
you're just like, you just feel so, you feel like you were robbed of a catharsis in some
way. And then they're like, well, no, no, now they got his partner. So there's something
there. So I think that renewed my interest in the whole thing. And I'm just like, I just
want to know how the story ends and also get me off this goddamn roller coaster. Yeah, it's too scary.
I think it's because I've been obviously like
going through what we're going through right now
in the world and just like me personally trying to deal
with it, I never am in the mood for content
that's gonna bring me down even more.
I just want to watch like romantic comedies
and old Disney movies and like comedy series.
I could just be like.
I was wondering that.
I was like, do you think a bunch of light-hearted comedies are super up on Netflix now?
Oh, I bet.
Stuff like Shindler's List is going unwatched.
Well, let me give you another recommendation because there is something else that I watched
on Hulu.
It's a lot more like bite-sized content.
Have any of you ever watched this series called
Day of Gluttony?
No, no.
It's these two guys who go around to different cities
in the US and they spend a day in a city
and in that day that they're out and about,
they have to go to 24 different restaurants.
They have basically 24 different meals in one day.
So it's like, there's 24 hours in the day.
It's like, they're just like, they're just like,
they have an episode in Austin where they just come through
and there's like, we're gonna go to a bunch of restaurants
and bars and all kinds of places.
And it's only a 30 minute show.
So it's only like, actually, it's cut for TV.
So it's not like 22 minutes.
So they go to 24 places in 22 minutes.
So it's super short attention span editing,
where it's like, they're in a place for a minute.
And then it's like next place, next place, next place.
And it's just like,
I feel like I wouldn't like that.
Like that would be,
it's really entertaining.
She's like, oh, that looks really good.
It's not like two sporadic.
No, no, no, I think it's actually done well.
And then by the time you know it's like, oh,
that episode's done.
I'm gonna watch the next one.
And then just like, go through and watch all of them.
What are they like after hour 22?
They go through ups and downs.
And sometimes you just see them
and they're just like defeated.
And other times it's like, they try to incorporate
things into their day that help with digestion
and help them pack more food in.
But and that's one of the rules
is they cannot leave any food un-eaten.
So it's like, before they can leave the restaurant,
all the food has to be eaten.
Like, they have to have cleaned all their plates
and it's like, okay, now we're going on to the next place.
Oh, they don't die.
I don't know.
24 restaurants.
Oh my God, dude.
Are they that ordering like a slice of pizza
instead of a whole thing?
No, they eat a lot.
They eat a lot.
Like, I'll fuck it.
Like every, it's like every place they go, it's like they each have a meal. So like I wouldn't be able to go
to more than two. I'd be like, all right, that's it. That's my food for the day. I eat two meals.
They're like normal-sized guys or not. They're not like, where do they put it, you know?
I just can't, I just get so full. I once for my birthday make surprise me for like a steak dinner,
but I didn't know we were doing it, so I'd just eat in like a roast beef sandwich or something that I made.
And I remember being like so upset.
I was like, oh, I ate a sandwich and I was just wasn't hungry at the meal.
And it was like, I really couldn't, I was like struggling to finish the meal.
They come over and you're like, sir, is there something wrong with your steak?
And you're just like, no, I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
That was a worse.
I hate that.
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A few years ago I was traveling and I was in Chicago
and there was a restaurant I really wanted to go to.
I had made reservations well in advance
and I was super looking forward to it.
And that morning, I was supposed to go there for lunch
and then that morning I woke up and I was like,
I just wasn't feeling well.
Like I do isn't like sick or anything.
It's like I just felt like I couldn't eat.
My stomach was upset. So like I still had my reservations. So I I do isn't like sick or anything. It's like I just felt like I couldn't eat. My stomach was upset.
So I still had my reservation.
So I still waited and I still ordered this food.
I was like, I took like two bites of it.
I was like, this is delicious, but I can't eat it.
It's like so sad.
It's like I've been waiting for so long
to go to this restaurant.
I was like, I just can't eat the food.
I'm sorry.
Like you said, the waiter comes wise.
I guess there's something wrong.
Can I get you something else?
I was like, no, it's me.
It's the food's excellent.
I have the problem. Yeah. I've done the thing get you something else? No, it's me. That's food to absolutely. I'm the problem.
Yeah.
I've done the thing where, oh, sorry, I got, no, go ahead.
Yeah.
Oh, I was just saying the last time we did something like that
was we went to Vegas for I think Thanksgiving.
And we accidentally got there at brunch when they did the
changeover.
And so we already like ate our body weight in food.
And then they're like, start bringing out new food.
We're like, oh, let's just go again.
Like, it's just like we're just so full,
but we're like, but it's new food.
It's different now.
Like, there's no whipped cream on the waffles.
They should try it.
You don't want to go to waste.
I mean, God, if I feel bad about those sorts of things
where I know there's other parts of the world,
they're just like, just an utter like starvation.
And I'm just sitting here going like,
I need to put in more.
I just feel like, don't be a baby.
Eat it all.
Eat it all.
That happened.
Yeah.
That happened to Trevor and I bringing up Disneyland again.
We were in Disneyland together in February,
I guess right before all this coronavirus stuff
really started happening.
And we happened to be walking by Club 33 February, I guess, right before all this coronavirus stuff really started happening.
And we happened to be walking by Club 33 and they were taking like open seating for the
restaurant that's on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
I forget what that place is called, the Bayou or something like that.
Blue Bayou, I don't know.
I don't know these things.
Yeah, you do.
Absolutely, you do.
And we had just eaten like 15, 20 minutes before minutes before that. And we're like, well, we
can't not take this opportunity to go sit at this restaurant that usually is like booked up
like crazy. For those of you who don't know, Club 33 at Disneyland is like, first of all, I don't
know what the membership is like $50,000 a year or something like that? It's ridiculous. What the? Oh, I don't know. I thought they only let celebrities
and high ranking Disney people in there.
I didn't know anything about that.
So what is it?
I just broke in.
I just broke in.
No, no, no.
No, we.
So corporate members pay an initiation fee of $40,000.
Individual members pay $25,000 in addition to annual dues,
which are about $12,000.
Isn't that crazy?
What?
Dear God, it's like a car.
Yeah, it doesn't get to drive anything.
Insane.
I think there's more to it, obviously, than just the restaurant as far as I know.
There's an actual club that you go into, but they also have the restaurant that seats
right on, like if you ever have written the parts of the Caribbean ride, you'll notice at one point you get to a place where there's tables and chairs
and stuff like that like it looks like a restaurant it it's a functioning
restaurant so we actually would see people going by in the parts of the Caribbean
ride which is like all covered and it looks like nighttime it's really cool but
we wanted to experience it but we had just eaten so we just ordered like some
pasta dish to share and we barely touched it because we were both so full already and felt so bad.
Because it's like, oh here, you get access to this exclusive club and this exclusive restaurant that usually has no seating and you're not gonna fucking eat your food.
Great, thanks guys. Just felt, felt not good. Yeah. All right, I feel less bad about wasting, well, having worked in a supermarket and like seen like behind the scenes of hotels and stuff,
when you see how much food is wasted at places like that, it makes me feel less bad about
I didn't finish this plate of food.
Because so there's so much waste in the world that is completely pointless.
Yeah, but this is,
Yeah, but this is,
The number on the date is, is passed.
It's like, can't sell it.
Yeah. But this is like, the way I feel about it,
is like this is a bit of waste that you have control over.
Like the other stuff, obviously, you have no control over that.
It's like this if I wasted, like that fucked up.
Like I need to figure that out.
I just, I used to be more like, I'm so full,
but I'm gonna get down these last four bites,
and then I'd feel miserable.
I now, I just don't do that.
But yeah, it still sucks the way shit.
That's a, that's ingrained in me though,
like growing up, I grew up with three other kids
and it was, you eat what's on your plate
because if you don't, it's gonna be gone
and you're gonna be hungry.
So, I am just that way where like I just clean my plate
no matter what and like James and Elise always make fun
of me for it, but like people will,
like we used to have at the office, whenever full screen would do these like catered
lunches for whatever they were shooting in our building, and they would just leave like,
they would just throw food away, and it'd still be wrapped up, and I would take it out
of the trash, as Matt Peek and I would do this, but Adam's digging through the trash, and
I'm like, that is a waste of food.
At least take it to a food bank or something.
Actually, Farid was always really good about that. He would start taking food over to the food banks and stuff like that, but like, it's like, that is a waste of food. At least take it to a food bank or something. Actually, Ferreade was always really good about that.
He would start taking food over to the food banks
and stuff like that.
But I'm not actually digging through the trash,
but yes, I can see how this looks bad.
There was an episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza
takes the E-Clear off the top of the trash.
Yes.
It's like, that's the exact same thing.
It's not in the trash.
It's on top.
It's fine.
Dude, I would do that.
Absolutely.
I was the kid walking through restaurants
and there would still be like food on people's plates
and I was so tempted just to take it.
I'm like, that asparagus isn't even touched.
Why would you waste that?
Like, I don't, why order the food if you're gonna
eat it or let's get it to go?
It looks good, it looks like good asparagus.
Is the first thing you can do.
Like a french fry or like,
oh, there's plenty of french fries.
Oh man, all those things
Those things are like treats as a kid you getting me people just leave half of their ice cream there. Come on
There's a full ball. You can just eat that. I
I
You said french fries and maybe think about something this this might be something geared more towards Gavin
I think Gavin's more interested in this but uh, I rewatched parasite yet again this past weekend and
but I rewatched Parasite yet again this past weekend. And...
Before he fifth viewing?
What is that now?
I don't know.
But I noticed something I'd never noticed before.
I read through all the credits and I realized
that they credited the dogs
and the dogs' real names are different
than their character names in the movie.
And one of them,
the dog's real name means potato. And I thought that was like the funniest name
for a dog. And I was like, okay, yeah, that's cool. That dog's real name is potato.
What do you know is the dog? Literally potato or is it a Korean word?
Yeah. Like the South Korean word for duck. Exactly. How do you say potato in Korean?
Kamsha. What is it? Kamsha. It's the dog that was Zuni, I think, in Parasite, his name is
potato.
Oh, I learned how to say Bums because we are watching Korean
baseball.
Since it's like right now it's around baseball season.
Jess and I enjoy watching the Dodgers and there's no sports.
So in Jess always likes to call the other team Bums when they're
doing bad.
So we learn it's like,
Baranza.
And so we yell at each other every once in a while.
Because someone's messing up.
You Bum, you're Baranza.
So learning Korean, little by little every day.
Just that one word.
Just like, just like,
just like,
things that are relevant to watching baseball.
Which also, by the way, Korean baseball's nuts
because they're all named after the sponsors.
So it's like the Samsung dragons
or the Kiosera tiger, so like that.
Like, it's not the town they're from.
It's the name of the sponsor first.
So it's always like Samsung versus Toshiba.
It looks so weird on the lower
thing. Do you have like brand loyalty instead of like city pride? It's like your brand pride.
Yeah. That's like the giant corporation level of cock fighting. Like you're just paying
other people to it. It's very cyberpunk, which I'm, I'm into, but then also makes me a little sad. And like, go Samsung, what
am I saying?
I went to the Samsung factory where they have like a museum of all their stuff. This was in
Seoul.
Oh, wow. That's clear. And they were showing, they were showing me specific stuff in the
testing phase where they're like dropping phones and like bacon and stuff
And they had an area where they had phantom cameras and they were like seeing slow mo stuff
So that's what they were showing me to me, but they also had
Like a fake arse like wearing jeans
Where they would put the phone in the pocket and this and like on a pneumatic pole would like sit this arse down over and
I forget on the hell they would do like a hundred thousand cycles to see if it would bend over time
Funniest visual I kind of love that I know it was great guys job title is ass man
Nice
An ass man. I just like that. It's like like what did you did you do? How was work today, honey, making all the asses?
And he's like, someone has to do it.
Another ass on a pole.
What did you sit down on today?
A couch.
Do you think the custom made it or is it like something
they had to buy from like a sex shop?
I don't know.
It was wearing like, it was wearing jeans.
But yeah, I mean, you could put jeans on anything, right? Anything off the shelf. If that's not the title of this podcast, I don't know what it is.
You could put jeans on anything. I'll put jeans on your cat. Yeah. Oh, I'm just not a fan
of dressing up animals and humanizing them. I don't think they like it. I saw a gif of a cat and a raincoat today that Jess showed me and that he seemed to be happy
or they. But yeah, but his tail was still getting wet. So I don't know if that was really helpful.
So what's the point?
I guess, I'm almost, it's for the humans. It's not for the animal.
How do you guys say that word of the thing
that you open that covers you in the rain?
How would you say for that?
How would you pronounce it?
Now you got me thinking about it,
because I'm gonna say umbrella, god damn it.
It's umbrella, but if I think about saying the word,
I say umbrella, there's a hit song.
What are we talking about. Umbrella.
Yeah, how do you pronounce that?
Yeah, umbrella.
Umbrella.
So Adam, you're saying you put the umbrella.
If I think about it for more than half a second, I go, yeah, the umbrella, because I'm thinking
of the song.
And it takes more effort to say it that way,
if you're just saying,
oh, an umbrella, okay, yeah,
you move on with your life.
But yeah, now, Barbara's in my head.
Why do you ask Barbara?
Well, I say umbrella, like a normal human being.
I don't know if this is like a location,
this like specific kind of accent,
but every now and then Trevor will say umbrella.
Trevor and Greek.
Umbrilla.
Umbrilla.
Umbrilla.
But he always corrects himself,
because I'll say it just quickly when we're talking about something.
And I'll be like, when you say it, he'll be like,
he adds a schwa.
Umbrilla.
But it always comes out a little bit umbrella.
Similar to the loved one in my life,
James always says,
compass or something like that.
He says,
he never says compass.
Yeah, he says,
compass.
But is he doing that because he's funny?
I know, I think he just says it that way.
I'm not sure.
I've just become used to it.
And I'm like, that's fine.
Other people will be like, what did you say?
What?
What word was that?
I'm like, just move on.
How often are you all talking about compasses
that this becomes a thing?
Well, I think this is a way to use.
Most video games have a compass, you know?
He's always like, he's the compass.
He's the compass, but it's always compass.
Sounds like a compass.
Yeah, it's, it's what the ass man uses to get around Samsung.
Throwback, that's a throwback.
Is there any words that you guys say weird
that people give you shit for?
Gavin, you're, I don't, you wouldn't include you in this.
Yeah, everything I say.
Usually, I feel like at the moment, it's whenever I use,
whenever I use like a T in a word, it comes out like a like a cha like YouTube is I would say that.
And all my teachers are like.
Yeah, but there are words in a in the English language where Americans also do that.
They just forget that they do that.
Like an American saying situation would also do it
there. They wouldn't go situation. Situation. Situation. Situation. Situation. You chub the tea. That's
exactly what we do in YouTube. You chub. God damn it. Kind of like kind of like prescription,
which I just I just eat that word. I just I become like a Scotchman. I just like.
I got a race prescription. I'm gonna make a prescription.
Give it to me.
I have lots of words like that. Like a little while ago, I said E Claire and chat was running
while with that. I thought you were kidding when you said like that.
I say some words wrong.
I did an episode of Black Box Down
where we had to talk about tubes quite a bit.
And apparently I say tubes.
And I got so many comments from people who say,
like, why do you say tubes instead of tubes?
And even though I have to be like,
tube, like I have to think about it.
So you mean tube?
Tube, tube, tube, I don't know.
I guess it's one of the guys.
I worked with a guy who called it a fox hawk.
A fox hawk?
You know a foe hawk?
I was like, what is the word he's trying to say there?
Because he read the word foe and thought it was spelled fock like focks
So you say it was like yeah, I wouldn't got a fock sock this we get it like you're not from boss
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Yeah.
It's them.
Speaking of Black Boxdown, I saw people had been asking when that's coming back.
I think we're coming back next week, if I remember right, on the 23rd.
So next Thursday, we should have a new episode out.
We've got a...
We've been working hard doing research and reporting episodes.
Got to see you excited about that.
Do you supersonic jet?
I just exactly what I wanted to talk about.
You read my mind, Gavin.
People have been sending me this article over and over,
I guess this company.
And Gavin, you and I have had like side conversations
about this.
This company called Boom is building like a next generation
supersonic passenger jet.
And they're going to begin doing their test flights, I in October like later this year early next year bad name for a company that makes planes in my opinion
You don't want to have your company called boom, but I think people keep sending it like look
You're gonna be able to fly on this plane. Well, first of all, I mean, this is just a test
Second of all if you read the article. It's like it's a one-third-size prototype
And like third of all best-case scenario they said that if all goes well, they'll
be able to start commercial flights in the year 2030. It's like, we have a long way to go.
There's a lot of things that can go wrong. There's a lot of companies go under. It's a really
ambitious product. It's great to do in a test flight. I'm more power to them. That's incredible,
but we're not going to be getting on that plane any time soon.
I have a question. I have a question about how do you make a one third scale plane
and fly it?
Is it like an Aussie plane or is like the pilot lying down
with his legs sticking into row one and two?
Like, what?
You just get a one third size human to fly it.
Yeah.
It's really quite simple.
I mean,
yeah, look at that too to the tires are, yeah, I do they just they're just shrinking it. I guess a little bit like
I just imagine a pilot like with it with his knees like
It's like a little yeah, or see car as I art. He's like all right ladies and gentlemen. Oh fuck it hits
There's a video that I want to show you.
This reminds me of a video I saw on Reddit of this guy
coming out of a gas station and getting in a tiny car
that looks like one of those electric cars for kids
and just like getting in it, reversing and driving off.
And it was the funniest thing
because it's like a full grown adult man
just getting in and leaving.
It's like he didn't need any extra space.
Maybe. It's also like that it's close by. It's like that episode of The Simpsons when Nelson laughs at the
really tall guy in the really small car. Then he gets out with his long legs and very quickly catches
up to Nelson. You're fine. Something funny about the size of my automobile. Sorry, I'm with
the question. What is it now? It might to be made the subject of fun, which is like the best sentence,
the best structured sentence ever.
Hey, everyone, it's that boy who laughs at everybody.
Let's laugh at him.
Ah, ah, ah.
That's a great episode.
Okay, so in the chat said, a one-third-size plane
is still big enough for a human.
Well, sure, but what are you testing at that point?
Because the human still is full size
and he weighs more than a pilot.
Probably testing the materials that the plane is made out of.
Sure.
I don't think you could fit in a cockpit
if it's one third the size.
I don't think that is big enough for a human. I don't think I could I don't think you could fit in a cockpit if it's once that the size I don't think that is big enough for a human
I don't know I want the plane's gonna be really big think about that
It's a good point
Super sonic
Crotto
Let's find out
I'm just I'm glad these are the problems we're solving. We're like yeah, I can't get to Japan fast enough
I'm so rich rich I need to fly
somewhere I got to be there now is it weird to you guys that you haven't flown in so
long as people who are used to traveling all the time I miss it I miss traveling I
didn't I didn't think I would miss it as much as I do yeah I'm fine with that I miss traveling. I didn't think I would miss it as much as I do. Yeah.
I'm fine with that.
I miss the ability to do it just only because talking about like, you know, Jess and I
are doing like a road trip now for like our anniversary is coming up and we're like,
where do we go?
I don't know in New Mexico maybe.
So I don't know.
It's just making me think differently, I guess.
You should do what, what me and Trevor are doing.
We're renting an Airbnb in Texas, so it's just a short little drive that has a pool
on it, and we're just renting it for the weekend.
And the great thing about this Airbnb is they have a policy.
I don't know if it's like all of Airbnb across the board or just this particular location,
has a policy where it can't be rented 72 hours on either side of any rental.
So it'll be like cleaned and properly handled and stuff like that and there's going to be
no people inside the building like seven chargers before your state, which is great.
That's great.
And I will rent an Airbnb right next door to you and we'll be louder to ruin your vision.
Honestly, I would love that because it'll be like hanging out with friends.
I know.
But it's just kind of like a way for us to still be safe, still get out of the house.
And also, I have been dying to go swimming ever since summer started because that's like
Gavin, you know, my favorite part about living in Austin and the summertime is swimming.
Swimming.
And I haven't been able to swim me at all.
Swimmies and Beth.
How much do you think it costs to rent the Love Island villa?
Oh God.
Wait, is that...
That's Epstein's Island?
Do a nice, nice.
That's a fucking call back right there.
Is that not what it was called?
What's Love Island?
Love Island is a television show, a reality show.
Oh,
why because he called his plane like the Lolita express.
So I wouldn't put it past him to be like,
what's your love island?
And that guy did a millionaire with him.
And that guy did a being a petal.
Are you serious?
Weird.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
People who own islands are weird. I'm going gonna throw that one out there. It's true. I
What do you know?
Did you want to know an island? Let's just seem I do I feel like
Billionaires do a bunch of shit that I wouldn't want to do like I would do you want to live on a tiny island?
West that seems really annoying
live on a tiny island? West, that seems really annoying.
That West all the convenience.
Or on a boat that has a smaller boat inside that boat?
Yeah, like a boat with defenses on
where it deploys tiny boats to protect the big boat.
Why live on a boat then?
Why, why, if you weren't about pirates,
just go and live on land.
We had a friend we met up with during Comic-Con
who stayed on an Airbnb boat
because it was like working for Crunchyroll
or something and it was cheaper.
First company to stay on the boat
because all the hotels were booked out.
Except the owners were also staying on the boat with them.
Nice.
But we went over and had some drinks
and then we were hanging out.
And the owners were super cool, really nice.
And they were like, oh, so do you ever take the boat out? He's like, oh, hell no. It's like $50,000 for
gas. And it wasn't a big boat. It was a decent size boat. And it's like, anytime you see those
giant things that like a Saudi prince or Dr. Dre owns, it's like, that thing is a million
dollars for like, you know, a nice weekend out in the ocean.
But whatever, they're billionaires, who cares?
It also blows my mind every time I'm at like a hotel
or a location that has some type of suite
that's an extravagant amount of money per night.
Like you think of some of those vagus suites
that are $20,000 a night or something like that,
depending on where you're staying?
And I just think like, who is the person
that is spending this kind of money on a one-night stay,
or even a short period of staying?
Like, I could buy a car with one night stay at this hotel.
That's insane.
I think they use it a lot of times for comps.
Like, they don't intend anybody to actually pay for it.
They use it to have it to like,
comp nights to high rollers and stuff like that.
A lot of, like, presidential sweets at hotels are like that.
Like, if you are booking a conference at the hotel,
then you get a suite or two, you know, for free as well,
in case you want to do anything up there,
like hospitality related.
So it's, I mean, I'm sure it's like,
they'll take the money, so it wants to book it,
but they use it for other
purposes lots of times.
You remember when we used to plan our TX, like when we do hotel blocks, sometimes it'd
be like if you book enough rooms and you get like this many suites as well that you can
use for whatever purposes.
I used to also think about that for like when I didn't fly a lot and I would get onto
a plane and think about like these first class seats that people were sitting and thinking like, oh my god, like, why would people spend like a
thousand dollars on a seat on a flight? That's like an hour or two hours long, whatever it is.
And then I realized after actually getting with an airline and banking up miles with the airline
that most of those seats are just rewarded to people before. Right. People aren't paying for that.
Right.
I mean, some people are, but not all.
Upgrades with miles or it's a company is flying you somewhere and that person has
demanded business class.
That's huge.
I feel like it's a huge thing to kind of people.
It's like people who don't want to be going where they're going and people who just have
a ton of miles.
I want to point out real fast going back a couple of topics. The prototype of that
boom plane actually looks super cool. Oh, he put it in the... Yeah. It doesn't have the
Concorde, the weird nose thing. The Drupes Newt. Yeah, which I only remember from the 90s remake
of the hit film Sabrina, starring Harrison Ford, where he needs to get to like Paris real quick to meet up with her
So he takes the Concorde and then they shut that fucking plane down because no one used it anyway
That's your Concorde trivia for today
The prototype looks almost like a little fighter plane
It does yeah
So I guess I'm exactly like a third a third
I mean, that's also just a rendering, right?
Like, that thing looks like it's going to space
to go shoot something down.
It looks cool, but...
Yeah, that is too cool.
That is a long snoot.
It's snoot.
It might droop.
So we talk about it in Black Box Down.
I think episode three, the reason that they needed that droop. So we talk about it in Black Box Down, I think episode three, the reason that
they needed that droop snoot is the Concord didn't have flaps, like most planes do because
of the delta wing on it. So when they were coming into land, they had to have such a severe
angle of attack that the pilots were looking at the sky and they couldn't see the runway.
So that's why the nose tips down when they're landing that way the pilots can actually
see the runway and see where they're going
Yeah, Jim why not just stick a camera on the front
Because the Concorde was developed and built in like the late 60s and they didn't have that back then
I'd like to break the sound barrier, but we can't have a live feed of us like two feet in front of us
Listen man, that plane that plane was old. It's really shocking
When that plane is developed.
The technology in your microphone is more advanced when they use the land on the moon
basically because they had mostly paper and they're in a tin can, they shot up it in
space and said, good luck.
Yeah, I guess even like back then, like what was video, even analogue video, what was
that even, what state was that in at that point?
Probably, there's no use having a film camera
on the front of your concourse.
Yeah, I mean security footage, you could do like a CCTV,
but yeah, I mean, they probably just figured
that could break because cameras are too big.
So just make it look stupid.
That's what you mean.
It just seems like the funniest engineering,
it seems like the funniest way to overcome that problem
was to be like, what if the whole thing just goes,
poop, and then it just feels like hell yeah.
I'm like, hi, Fiving, good job.
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Speaking of like air or space travel and stuff like that,
I know we talked about space force.
I think that's what it was called with Superl.
The Netflix show?
Yeah.
The Netflix show.
We've talked about that.
Have we ever talked about Avenue five
and have any of you seen it?
I started watching it.
I think I watched the first four five episodes
and I couldn't get into it.
I stopped.
Really?
Yeah. Maybe I don't know. I liked it get into it. I stopped. Really? Yeah.
I liked it a lot better than Space Force.
I think Elise has, oh, Avenue, oh, that one.
The stars thing is a spread thing of like Avenue.
It's you or something.
House of Space?
House of Space?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a new cheer, right?
The guy from V-Man, Thick of It.
And a bunch of English shit.
Yeah.
Yes.
I enjoy his English shit.
Oh, Death of Stalin too.
Yeah.
He does great stuff.
Yeah, I couldn't really get into it.
I didn't finish it.
Feel bad.
It wasn't.
It started off as a strong premise.
Like I thought it was really promising.
I enjoyed it somewhat.
It's definitely better than Space Force in my opinion
But I feel like that show had so much potential that they didn't really follow through on but I
Would recommend it. I think it's a fun little show. It definitely ends up in a weird way
Which makes me wonder if there's gonna be a season two or not, but yeah, it's definitely a slow burn
Okay, yeah, we're watching search party right now. And that's a mile a minute.
I can't stop.
I don't binge shows, but it's one of the first shows
in a long time where you watch two episodes in a row
because we just have to keep watching this.
I almost started watching that yesterday.
And I think I watched Grave of the Fireflies instead.
I'll have to look at that.
No, Search Party is great.
It's a 22-minute show.
It's Michael L. Schollalter, everything is the show runner from the state.
I'll find a way to see them.
Yeah, that's partly why we're watching it because we're like,
what's on this hot new streaming platform that's...
Everyone's talking about.
I can tell you, it's not on there.
But Search Party is freaking fantastic.
After two different close friends of my homemade a lot, it finally we're watching. I'm afraid
we're going through it too quickly. So yeah, that's my recommendation that throw to you.
Gavin. Thanks, Adam. Oh, you're welcome. Oh, I didn't know who's going to cut to.
I saw that. I saw that.
I was cut together.
They finally announced the release date
for Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020.
So today's like a red letter day for me.
It comes out August 18th.
Perfect timing because I just ordered a new replacement
gaming computer over the weekend.
And so like,
Oh, you went pre-built?
Yeah, I thought about building it myself,
but I tried to go with the pre-built.
Okay, so it's kind of dumb.
Ever since I was a teenager,
like in the mid to late 90s,
I always wanted a Falcon Northwest computer,
but they're so expensive.
And how did that?
And it's like, all they do is like to do pre-built,
like, high-end gaming systems.
And I was like, my current computer's five years old.
It's like getting a little, it's still OK,
but like some newer stuff and that's trouble running.
And I was like, wait a minute, I'm a successful adult.
I can finally buy myself the thing that I wanted.
Oh, slow down with these buzzwords.
For like 25 years, like, I can finally
fulfill the thing that I used to
Drill over in like computer magazine. So it's like I went ahead and ordered myself one
Computer magazine. It's good for you. Good for you. I'm so happy about it. No
Reading playboys and sports illustrated Gus just sitting there with his computer fans
Never knock you for your kinks. That's fine. The knocker for you come in mom
I I was looking at liquid cooling, because I think they look so cool, but that is a rabbit hole.
I don't think I can go down for my next computer,
just because when we started quarantine,
the very first thing we did was record a gameplay of Half-Life Alex,
and it basically broke my computer.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I just couldn't handle.
It was like a five-year-old PC,
and it just melted it.
And so I'm using a work computer now,
which is more up to date,
it's like maybe a year or two years old,
and it's like, but I'm like,
after this whole thing's over,
I need to build a new one.
And just watching liquid cool videos,
it looks so cool,
but it's, you know, these filled with com,
like it's just all this com.
That goes through the system, and I'm's, you know, these filled with cum, like it's just all this cum. Yeah, it goes through the system and I'm like,
you bump that computer and it just,
it looks like a teenager got inside there.
It's just blow, and I'm just like,
I don't know if I could handle that.
Yeah, I feel like that'd be a really fun project.
Like I've watched a lot of videos about people doing,
like all the hard tubing stuff,
we have to like pre-bend it and hopefully it all aligns
with all your shit.
They have like a hair dryer and there's-
Yeah.
Oh my god.
It's-
Yeah, I watch a lot of J's 2 cents videos and I've talked about it before.
I don't know why I watch him because I don't do anything like that.
I don't ever have the need to learn about it but it's just so fascinating and I really like
watching people mess up.
Man.
Well.
Well, when did your new PC arrive? And I really like watching people mess up. Man.
Well, when did your new PC arrive?
I think the bill time on it's like two weeks.
I'll have it in by the end of this month.
What graphics card did you get?
RTX 2080.
I didn't get the TI.
I got the notebook.
We're going to be so old by then.
Good one.
But yeah, I'm excited.
It should be a pretty big bump up.
And of course, they're releasing three different versions
of Microsoft Flight Simulator, like fucking assholes.
And it's like, you only get certain planes in the base
edition.
Then if you buy the deluxe edition, you get more planes.
But then if you buy the premium edition,
you get more planes. And then you feel by the premium edition, you get more planes.
And also airports, like some airports.
Can you just get planes on a micro transactional basis?
You might be able to, I don't know.
But it's just annoying.
It's just annoying.
I think that they put probably, in my opinion,
the plane I would want to fly most
in the premium ultra-expensive editions.
Of course, they put that plane in the super-expensive version.
So get it, it's worth it.
I don't know, we'll see.
We're a successful trio self.
It's not that successful.
We'll see how much if they do micro transactions,
how much the micro-transaction plane is by itself.
Are you going to upgrade any of you a plane flying hardware?
I don't know. I'm pretty happy with my current setup.
What's your flight stick situation? What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you,
what do you, I forget what I bought. It's a side tech. It's the one in elite dangerous.
So it's like it's a side tech that looks like the control stick in elite dangerous.
And it also has the throttle. So when I would play elite dangerous in VR, it was like,
you were looking at the actual stick and the throttle.
But I forget, it's some side tech, I forget which one it is.
It's a goddamn pandemic.
You need to treat yourself.
You get all the planes and all the air force that you want.
Okay.
You should get one of those shoes.
Fly away, pony boy.
Yeah.
I should.
Do we lose Gavin?
They have those?
We might have.
I feel like that's like an arcade type set of, I think a lot of those, like you have
to have input from the game, right?
Because I have like two way communication in order to communicate with the chair and the
chair to communicate back to the game.
So I don't know if those things always exist.
Have they released the haptic suits yet that they had in Ready Player 1?
I don't know. things always exist. Have they released the haptic suits yet that they had in Ready Player One?
I don't think so.
It just vibrates your whole body,
but everyone pays for the extra crotch alignment.
Here it is.
How many?
What's up with Kevin's gun?
I was just waiting until my shit was catched up.
My...
Oh.
Step.
Met, met, met, met, met, met.
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But then my internet shats on itself.
Yeah, the discord kills any sort of punchlines I've noticed.
Even if you just miss like the middle of a syllable, it makes you second guess what the sentence was.
We're all gonna be really funny after this in person.
We're gonna be so quick.
Yeah, oh my god, it's not.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
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It's not that easy.
It's not that easy. It's not that easy. It's not that easy. It's not that easy. yourself, which I think you said. But I haven't been like spending any money on stuff since quarantine
started other than food and more food. And I feel like I've done stuff like dressed up my office
to make it look a little nice or stuff on Amazon and got some like new pillows and whatnot. But
that's all I've really been spending money on. And so I feel like I'm doing a good job saving
at least. That's like one benefit. Yeah, good job saving, at least that's like one benefit.
Yeah, I'm saving, but I ain't making right now.
You have a salary.
I think like I can't fly Dan over and make those.
Some of my stuff.
Yeah.
Those who would shout not to be named.
I'm just talking up,
because when society collapses,
I'll be the first to go.
I offer nothing.
They are like, I got some meat in the ass.
You can have that.
Please don't take my stuff.
I love my children.
I don't have any.
Yeah, I feel like I'm the same boat as you, Barbara.
Like I've been really spending money on,
it's like I get
groceries and I eat at home maybe once a week I'll get food from a restaurant, I'll get like take out or something but really that's it. So we definitely have been ordering out a lot more
than I think we anticipated. It's we probably order in like four times a week give or take
but we try to order locally,
just to help those local restaurants,
but again, can't stop that McDonald's from happening.
Baby, something such a tough.
That's what we did for my birthday.
We ordered McDonald's and watched Thor Ragnarok
and tried to remain, yeah,
come feel a little fort to rest myself in.
And he put a weighted blanket on me
and fed me McDonald's while I watched the movie.
It was the best 31st birthday of all time.
Oh.
Or Rag N' Rock.
Or Rag N' Rock.
Happy 15th birthday.
Or Rag N' Rock is such a great movie.
I remember watching that in the theater.
And like when it was done, I was like,
I wish that movie had existed when I was like a teenage boy.
Like that would have been like the greatest movie
I'd ever seen.
Like I still loved it, but it's like,
that movie is so fucking good.
It's great.
I hadn't seen it since it was out in theaters and so I was like, you know what?
I feel like watching a Marvel movie in Thor Ragnarok was incredible.
And I hadn't seen it since so it's a bang in soundtrack to like
and it's a colorful and shit and you like smack him in the face.
It's we've come so far from man. like smack him in the face. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry, Disney will buy Universal relatively soon too.
Disney dinosaurs can't wait.
Just add that to the park.
Who owns Universal?
Are they part of Comcast?
Comcast, yeah, NBC Universal.
I think it's owned by a tampon company at this point.
So many, it goes deep.
The octopus arms are far in reaching.
There's like four companies in this world
that own basically everything we watch and consume.
It's pretty cool, pretty cool.
Go Samsung.
Samsung.
Have you guys, have you guys gained weight
or lost weight in quarantine?
I mean, what's the point of having a scale?
I've gained emotional weight lost physically.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Yeah, I don't know about my physical weight, but I feel like my mental ability to detect time correctly is getting all messed up.
Like time is moving slowly, but also fast.
So fast.
Monday again, it was just Monday and now it's like another one.
And it was like, what was it?
Where's all the in-between shit?
But somehow it's still 2020?
Don't know what's happening.
Do you realize that we're coming up on five months
in quarantine in August, like mid-A mid August, it'll be half a year
that we've spent in quarantine.
That's insane.
Well, no, in September.
Wouldn't it be August?
No, because we started in March.
So six months later would be September.
30 plus six and nine.
Yeah, my bad.
Well, September, happy.
Yeah, we're still getting, it's still we're getting
shockingly close. Like when this, when this all started, like Gavin, when, when we did
the last podcast and studio on March 23rd, you know, Gavin and I stood outside of stage five
for just a second. And, you know, Gavin took a photo stage five and I, you know, I think I
meant a comment, like I don't know if we'll be back. In my mind, worst case scenario, this is the
time we were going to be going back. Like, this is the time we were going to be going
back. Like right about now is when we were going to be going back into the studio.
Yeah. I'll see if I can find that pitch. Oh, Jesus Christ. I guess I left the weather
open. It is, it is frickin hot. That's it. Chelsea. That's hot shit. Yeah. I would be
dying without air conditioning right now. That is one or four. I told that my dog's out a little earlier and it was like the sun hurt on my skin.
Perfect time for swimming.
It's nice over here on the west coast.
It's getting hotter.
We went paddle boarding over the weekend.
It's a socially distance activity you can do.
I mean, you're in the water and there's no one there.
Except we saw a bunch of people doing yoga on paddle boards.
That's that's new to me.
That seems cool.
That's hard mode.
Yeah.
Well, because I think what happens is they're all attached
and then someone anchors them and they all stay.
But like, like now, downward dog, and it should,
you see a bunch of people like just shaking in their
clothes.
Surprised.
I was like, do you need more, like hindrances in the way of yoga?
It was too easy for you.
Is that what it was?
You need to be out in the middle of a marina, you psycho path in blue,
blue lemon, but they're having a good time.
Oh, is that your last picture you took?
Yeah, that was the last day I was at work.
Oh, they said, it'll open one day I was at work. Oh They said oh
It'll open one day and we'll be wearing these cool hazmat suits
By the time we go back to spiders will have taken over stage five
We'll have to spend a week waging war against the the sentient spiders. No one's flushing our toilets
If someone flushes in the toilet
No one's the spiders the spiders can If someone flushes in the toilet. The spiders
can't care of it. Don't worry. They get big air. Yeah. Your toilet break if they don't
get flush. Does that the seal inside the wax seal at the bottom of the toilet dries out
and it lets sewer gas out into your bathroom if you don't flush it regularly. Oh no.
to your bathroom if you don't flush it regularly. Oh no.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I mean, our buildings probably on fire, I don't know.
We'll see.
It's just like a weird thing.
It's like a weird thing where if a building is unoccupied,
basically, the rule of thumb is for every year
a building is unoccupied, it's like 10 years of age
on that building, because the regular maintenance
and the regular use isn't being done.
So it's like, you just have all kinds of shit
that's going to break and go wrong
because people aren't there looking at it
and people aren't there using it.
Wow.
Well, I need to go flesh and toilet.
I'll be right back.
Don't worry, we'll all smell it as soon as we get back. Is it like extra flammable, do you think?
I don't know if it's extra flammable necessarily,
it's extra stinky, I'm sure.
How much feed to walk into one of the closed off toilets
and just flick a match in there?
No, no.
I'm not going to take that risk.
I'm not confident enough in the, uh,
in hell, not flammable it is.
I was trying to think of the most inconsequential,
like million dollars, but for a super cheap amount of money,
for something really pointless.
And I was trying to come up with like,
the opposite version of that show,
like, for example,
for 10 bucks,
would you take the fact that,
okay, you get 10 bucks, but you can't see the moon.
Ever for the rest of my life?
Everyone else can see it.
You just can never see it again.
And it's like, just for 10 bucks.
That doesn't change your life in any way,
except I guess you can't have conversations
with people about the moon,
or you have to fake your way through them,
but it's such a small amount of money to the point where I was like,
do you want to see the moon for 10 bucks?
Like, how much would you take to not see the moon ever again?
Yeah, like $10, but you can't have iceberg lettuce anymore.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I didn't know it was there.
Yeah. Yeah. exactly. Yeah, I didn't know it was there. Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
In chat over here, Eric is writing hot grapes.
I think he means like, would you take 10 bucks
for the rest of your life?
You could the only way you could eat grapes
is if they were hot.
I don't think people like hot grapes.
Is that a new shirt or a new conversation?
I don't think people like hot craves.
It's not a broom.
So what would be your price on the moon, Barbara?
It's just an amount of money worth taking because it's a lot of money, but the inconvenience.
I never see it again.
I feel like it would have to be somewhat, like, worthwhile,
because, like, I like seeing the moon,
and I am not struggling for $10.
What?
That's also a survival thing.
Like, what if all the electricity goes out,
and you can't see the moon?
Do I also not see the light that the moon gives off?
Could you be illuminated by the moon still?
Yeah, I really can't.
You can't still get all the benefits by the moon still? Yeah, you get all the benefits
of the moon. You can. Okay. It's shining off the moon. You get the gravitational pull
of the moon. You just can't see it. Could I still sing Leanne Rhymes? Can't fight the
moon light and carry out? Yeah. You can even buy a picture of the moon. I can buy a picture
of the moon. A stick it to a window if you really want to see the moon.
I don't this won't screw up anything too much but I have a little thing that I want to hang up
which has all the faces of the moon. So that but that should just be a blank white like white
parchment. Yeah. Oh man. Sorry I'm trying to get back in my frame. I think I would take, I would take like 800 bucks
to never see anything.
Oh, I was gonna say like,
250.
When people like freak out about like the super moon
or like really extraordinary things,
you're like, oh, I guess I can't see that.
You gotta play a while.
Actually, you know what, like, I don't know.
It would have to be a good amount of money
because sorry, I'm not a focused.
You're a little, yeah.
Yeah, sorry, I don't know how to fix that
on my camera
with that moving around a lot.
But like that's an experience in life
that yes, you kind of take it for granted,
but if it got taken away from you,
I think it would have a bigger impact on your,
I don't know, way of life than you really realize.
It's just like an experience that you have as a human
with eyes and your ability to see.
Yeah, but I feel like I'd give up the moon
before I give up cold grapes.
Okay, fast forward, 55 years in the future,
your grandkids who are rich and successful
got you on one of those flights around the moon,
but you see nothing.
You're going around.
But I can't bring myself to tell them.
So I'm like, wow.
But you check that $800 in your pocket.
It makes you real happy.
Yeah.
You're like, try to take pictures of it to show them.
But it's like, you don't realize that the lens cap was on.
There was no.
You try to show them, look at these great pictures
of the moon, the like grandpa, that's just a black photo.
There's nothing on there.
Someone in the chat said,
what $800, I can't tell if they think that's too low or too much.
I know me neither.
I don't know.
Yeah, I, actually, you're $800 through me off
because I'm not sure if that's like,
are you just asking us for money?
Are you okay?
Like, I'll, I can, why are you something?
I can't, I can't fill my videos
Any big part of nature and the world in general and like the universe I wouldn't want that to be taken away for me
So I don't I don't know if I would accept money for that. Oh, you're saying the moon is priceless. You would turn down a
Millie dollars, but you can't saying the moon is priceless you would turn down a million dollars, but you can't see the moon
I would take that
Yeah, I don't know I would definitely there's a absolute amount of money. I would take it for but I
Think like low-balling it. I don't know if that would be worth it or not a million dollars. Yes 800 dollars. No
Like 50 grand I don't know if that would be worth it or not. A million dollars? Yes. 800 dollars? No. So what?
Like 50 grand?
Oh, what about membership at club, uh,
Bollocks?
What's the name of the thing?
But that's what you're for a year.
Yeah.
I mean, I can't afford those dues.
Yeah, that's per year, Gavin.
Yeah.
That's like, that's like when people win a car and they go,
great, yeah, are they, they want a house.
Yeah.
And now your life's fucked.
Okay. I was saying 800 is way too low. All right. Yeah, are they? You want a house? Yeah. And now your life's fucked. Okay. But you say 800 is way too low. All right. Yeah. Okay.
Done. It's just a white circle in the sky, though.
That's a gross oversimplification, but okay. Sometimes it's yellow. And sometimes it's a
crescent, but it doesn't do anything for me. It affects the ocean. I still get that.
That's fine. We got a wrap up here. I guess we can't. I still get that there. It's fine.
We got a wrap up here.
I think we got a fun house coming up after us, right?
Yeah, that was jerk.
We can outrun mom.
Yeah, fun house live coming up here at 630.
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Thanks to first members for supporting us
and we'll be back again next week.
And see you guys then.
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