Rooster Teeth Podcast - Your Third Eye is a Mouth - #597

Episode Date: May 19, 2020

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Hey guys, how's it going? Welcome back. It's Monday again. This is the way I keep track of the week out of the what day is day since podcast. It's actually also how I keep track of how long we've been working from home because the podcast was literally the last thing I did at the office. Yeah before we had to like walk out and leave and then that's the last time I was there. I mean, it was so surreal. All of us walking out to our cars being like,

all right, I'm gonna get the steel. See you whenever I don't know if I'm walking out shrugging just like, it's my bit. How long ago was that now? How many podcasts have you done at home? That podcast was on March 23rd. 23rd. Yeah.

I know we've done eight keeping the lights on. So I imagine you've done at least eight or nine of these. I think this is the eighth one. I think this is the eighth. No, we've done since we've been at home. Eight. Eight. Eight. Did I say it weird? Eight. Eight. Eight. Oh, fuck. I don't. Yeah, you did. Did you? There you are. You're back. Gavin, you came in hot from the Achievement Hunter stream right before this. You sat down and I started freaking out and Eric told me to save it for the podcast. Your beard is growing exponentially.

It's like it's been four weeks since I've last seen you. It's almost as long as my face. You look like Jack now. It's disgusting though. It's not even a good beard. It's like tangled and here's the, here's the thing. Give it me that. I get that people can't go and get their hair cut right now. And I get that a Jack, for instance, can't go get his giant ZZ top beard groomed. But what fucking excuse do you have? You have razors? Just shave. I don't. I mean, it's a good excuse to see how long I can get a beard. You want to look like a... You want to see what a man looks like on you, finally.

I get it. You must drink your mustache, right? So you could eat. So, well, I've never had a beard this long, and I don't really know how to do it. You must drink your mustache right so you could eat. Well, I've never had a beard this long and I don't really know how to do it. It's really annoying when I eat because food will go in my mouth and then I'll start chewing it and it will pull more hair into my mouth. I've just been shaving a hole around my mouth but the rest is completely untouched. You're literally shaving a food hole.

Yeah, a little food gap. So I can stop pulling out my beard hair with my mouth. I don't know much about beards as I've never had one, but I've been someone's beard before, so I guess they can. Hey. But this part here, Gavin, right by the sides of your mouth,

it looks like are you supposed to trim that part because it looks very long. I don't know what that is. I don't know. This bit is like, Oh, you can do the dumb mustache now. Yeah, but it doesn't know what to do. It's just like, huh. What?

Dude. It's not born knowing what to do. It requires a little training and effort. You look like a red dead character that's been neglected for a while. I see. Yeah. You just don't know how to trim it. You're a good people.

Why don't you trim it right now on the podcast? Oh, because mess. Mess. Mess on that. Locker cut. I don't see what I'm doing. I call just a drink. You've got that you've got the little picture

and picture window that shows you what your view is like. Just make it bigger and getting close to the camera and show us. Well, why don't you do that with your head? It's not the thing at all. It's totally same thing. I see you're drinking a white claw there, Gavin.

Is that your new drink of choice? Yeah, that's how I count the days. Oh, the weeks is how many white claws are missing because I have one every time on the podcast. What flavor is that? It's raspberry. I'm pissed. I'm pissed about white claw. Why? Because I know I would have loved it. It didn't exist for me. We had shit like Bartles and James back in the early 80s, but it's not the same thing. And I guarantee you that white claw is fucking delicious. And I could have drank like 40 a day and not even realized it.

And that it's not that good. I appreciate you saying that. It's overrated. Like it's like everybody's drinking all the time. I think it's like a lighter version of alcohol so they could still drink without it feeling like you're gonna. Yeah, I feel like it's like having a few beers, but I'm not getting as fat.

I think it was just good marketing. I think they just hit at the right time. Like there was all those, uh, uh, celtars, all those soda waters that came out and it was like the next logical step. They were several of those hard celtars that came out just for some reason, white clock buck off. This one seemed to cat like it's as a non-drinker who I have to just absorb this stuff tangent to leave being in the world.

It's like there's there's blood wiser, there's cures, there's two different kinds of whiskey and then white cloth and that's the only alcohol I see advertised. I had teedos on occasion. It's really ratcheted up the ranks. It's like a genre now. It's like a sub genre in drinking. It's really ratcheted up the ranks. It's like a genre now. It's like a sub-jonger in drinking. It's okay. I've been doing what Gavin's been doing. I have one case of beer and I've just been having one beer on each podcast. But I don't have one today because I was looking in the mirror and I was like,

I can't tell if I've put on weight or if I look the same and just don't feel good about myself today. Ugh, I got so fat. I kind of had the same, I kind of had the same moment then I watched this week's episode of Last Laugh and I was like, no, I look about the same, it's fine.

I mean, I'm definitely, I've definitely gained weight and Emily and I, I don't, it's hard to think about dieting in this, I mean, I guess unless you're a person with control and discipline and stuff, given the peculiarities and the stresses of the environment, dieting seemed like just like not a good idea, but I'm getting super fat. So I've been, we've been fasting

and I don't think it's made one bit of difference. I do that Bernie intermittent fasting thing where you eat from like one PM to eight. to 8 p.m. every day or whatever. And it's easy enough to do, but if anything, I might be gaining weight. If only there existed some kind of tool where you could check to see if it was not in any kind of I'm not getting I'm not getting on my scale. So you already own it.

You're just not getting on it? No, not right now. No, I'm not nice to just. That's a nice. I actually be kinder to me than a global pandemic than don't look at. I don't exist. All in. No, fuck scales. Absolutely. I agree with you, Jeff. But I will say Jeff, I will recommend if you get some type of app to just track your calories, because that's really what it's all about. Justers and calories out. All this, all this fad diet stuff that Bernie always talks about.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I just, I just, it could just not be a piece of shit too, but I mean, I'll, I'll, I'll eat seven Oreos in one sitting because I feel like it. So I'm right there with you, buddy. Hey, Jeff, can you refresh your thing again?

We'll the lost your audio so they just want to get you back. You got me now? You guys missed a thrilling story from Jeff. Is it not coming through the discord? Is that not the feed we use for? We used the discord to talk to each other. But we use the other one to send out to broadcast. Right. All right. Okay, we see you chat. Yeah. Yeah, really wants us to know. I got a check right over here. We see you chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really wants us to know. I got chat right over here. So if you see me looking in this direction, I'm looking at chat and I can see. Funny. I want to test out to see. Yeah, you're good.

I want to test out to see if I ever lost my mic if the chat would care as much. Well, you don't hear me. No, I. You can't hear Jeff. Call the cops. Some self-procating attempt at humor there. All right. What did we sit back and will let Jeff say everything would for wood again? All right. Go. It's just it's sad. That's a that's a real shame. Yeah. I believe it's how you started.

It's a real shame. I the only the only point I was trying to make is so far, most of the places I've seen that have closed, have been planning to close anyway for retirement or moving or whatever, and this just precipitated that change. I haven't seen a lot of anecdotally, a lot of businesses desperate to survive going under yet,

but I'm sure that's happening all of this. Oh, yes. There was, what was that? There was that I was reminiscing about just stop it, Gaff. I was reminiscing about because I know you. I know that you wouldn't have been like, what was he doing? I was retelling like he was like, I do that in KTL a little. I was reminiscing the other day about that food trailer that used to be over on Maynard, Tenderland.

I don't know. Did you ever eat there? Yes, I did. They had pork, right? Yeah, that's pork tenderloin. Yeah. That were, yeah, those huge sandwiches. And they closed.

I want to, I remember when they closed. It closed like 2012 or 2013. And I think they said they were going to be back. You just need to find a location for the trailer. And they just never found a new location for that trailer. Yeah, it's the same with a, a back around that time too, Gus. I don't know if you remember a hot dog place called Dog All Mighty. We used to know. Yeah, and they did the same thing they disappeared.

And they moved. They had a retail location over on Burnett by where the Waste South Philly retail location is, but then they closed that. Yeah, now that's man by its dog, I think is what it is now. Or it was. Sorry. No, no, go ahead. What? I was gonna ask if you guys have ever had a Austin daily press. It's like, kind of healthier place, but dude, have you had their hush puppies? They're really good. Yes, yes. I had them last night. It was amazing, but I just trying in an effort to support more local places like that, just from what you guys were saying is to make sure that they could get all the business

they need. Although I do sneak in a cheeky McDonald's from time to time, not going to lie. That local McDonald's cheeky. Hey, well, I mean, if you think about it like this, the people that are working at that McDonald's that are drawing a paycheck are local. So you are helping support local businesses. That's a good point. I was gonna say Barb next time you get a ADP If you get a chance get their blueberry dessert balls They come with like this like this like frosting gizzed all over the top and they're hot They're they look exactly like the hush puppy balls, but they're like blueberries and it's fucking gizz

I love my mom's coming in. Crossages. It's so good. You'll know what I mean if you buy them and see it. Oh, yeah, don't worry. I am definitely ordering those right after the podcast. I was just McDonald's travel. I've never had it delivered.

Does it arrive a bit soggy? It's not at all. It's super. It honestly, like McDonald's, I think is one of the foods that you could leave it out for a number of hours and they'll still retain it. They build a lot of their business around the drive-through model. So you would think that it should travel fine. You should be able to pick it up and take it to your home somewhere. Well, according to Super Size Mead, it's good for a year, right? Yeah, for a longer period. It doesn't decompose.

Yeah, you're set. Yeah, eat it today, eat it tomorrow, eat it next week. We were talking about McDonald's, so we just recorded an episode of Always Open with Greg Miller. And first time, I was open guest Andy Cortez. Nice. And that'll be up in a couple of weeks.

But we were talking about McDonald's and how like, what is it about McDonald's that there's like some comfort associated with it? Like when I am really stressed or like don't feel well in like my head, I'm like, I just want McDonald's. I feel like that'll make me feel better. And Greg explained it in such an interesting way where it was like McDonald's, like you know, when you order McDonald's, you know what it's going to taste like. It's such a familiar, comforting feeling of just like knowing what you're going to get, knowing what it's going to taste like and be like and what it's going to make you feel

like, which is not always a good thing. I think it's more than that. I think it's that you, as a child, you've been taught that McDonald's was a treat. And even as a kid, you get a meal that has a toy in it that's designed just for you that grownups can't have. That's got to, you know what I mean? And it's one of those first things that you discover when you're a kid that's all about you all for you.

Yeah, the happy day of this such a good investment, because it's like training, like training the adulthood to what McDonald's occasionally. So true. Yeah, absolutely. It's nefarious. It was a treat. Yeah, absolutely. I remember for me and my family every third, I think it was Thursday nights, we would get McDonald's and watch Survivor.

And it was like a treat night. Like we're not having a healthy dinner and we're getting to watch a show and like all this stuff like that. I don't know, it just, it reminds me of a simpler time. I think it's all this. I think it also, it comes from an era when it rose to prominence without as much competition. So it's cemented in all of our brains, McDonald's, eat more so than Burger King or Wendy's or, and certainly some of the newer ones that have come along since we've become adults.

So it's just, it's, it benefited from being existing in a time when it just didn't have a lot of competition either, right? Yeah. So so very kind of like television. Yeah. Except that they do those weird, like, regional dishes in some places. Like, don't they have like the black burger, like the black bun burger in Japan? Or is that per? Yeah. I mean, that's definitely some like regional stuff. but if you want to, I feel like if you want a big Mac, it's going to taste like a big Mac. Whereas there's some companies like Subway,

whereas like Super-Dupa franchise, and you never really know the quality of each Subway, and some of them are just Frank, and some of them are pretty good. So it's like, why would you ever go there? It's going to be a dark day. What's your go-to McDonald's order? Like, what'd you ever go there? It's great. Hey, Barb, what's your go to McDonald's order? Like, what'd you get the other night? All right, so my favorite thing at McDonald's

is the McChicken, spicy McChicken. Nice. But we do this thing where we're about to order food, we can travel where we talk about tasting something with our minds mouth. Like, if we're trying to be able to order, let's just do the... Like trying to taste something in the mind.

Is that how you know if you're gonna like it? If that's what you truly want that night. No, look at it. Yeah, exactly. So if I'm deciding, because it's like, there's two different ways to go. You get the chicken, you get the burgers. Like, that's the McDonald's.

It depends on what kind of mood you're in. So you got like the chicken nuggets and the Mac chicken and stuff like that. That's one version of Macchallels. And you got like the chicken nuggets and the McChicken stuff like that. That's one version of McChallels. And you got like the Big Mac or the quarter pounder. I'm a Big Mac girl. So I either do Big Mac or McChicken. Every now and then I'll get the nuggets.

It's a strategy. Do you ever get the... Do you ever get the... Go on. I have definitely gotten both. Those were fun nights. But yeah, McChicken is definitely my favorite. I don't think if you had it.

If you leave your mind mouth open, does draw come out? Yeah, it just. Oh, that was your eyes. Yeah. Mine's not. Mine's not. You take, you're not quite, and there you go. You're not going to Trevor.

Can I put anything in your mind mouth right now? If I describe a food food will you taste it? A spinach soup You can soup anything. What can't you put in soup? Well make soup from you can make soup people tell you Yeah, potato soup my mom's best dish Yeah, I mean if you can soup a potato you can soup anything Yeah, I mean, if you can super potato, you can soup anything. I feel like there's got to be a counter argument to this. Yeah, I guess for a while, you can't sell any soup.

You wouldn't make a song soup. You could do that. You couldn't soup bread. Bread pudding. Yeah, that's what I'm getting for. Bread soup. Come on, Gavin. Hey, John, you can see it's got a lump of wet. Bread soup. Come on, Gavin.

Hey, got a giant soup is got a lump of wet bread in it. It's good. Sure. That's really good. It is really good, actually. I mean, like a big soup fan. Strawberry soup would just be delicious. What?

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Uh, I guess just a number one, probably just a big Mac. But I'll be honest with you, it's like, I order McDonald's like I order soda. It's like the sense memory of it. I get it because I'm supposed to. It's been a long time since I like, I probably been a long time since I tasted McDonald's. You know what I mean?

Again, you just go. No. It's just like. It's like if you don't eat it with your mind's mouth. Yeah, I don't eat it with my mind's mouth first. I guess. You know, with your mind's mouth. Yes, before you even eat it, you have to eat it with your mind's mouth. Yeah, I don't eat it with my mind's mouth first. I guess you know, you know with your mind's mouth. Yes, before you even eat, you have to eat it with your mind's mouth first. If you're with your mind's mouth off,

do you weigh it with your real mouth to compare? No. Have you ever given a mind's mouth blow job? Gross. That's Trevor. I don't know. I always text you. Has your mind's mouth ever been off?

Like, was the food way better or way worse than your mind's mouth thought it would be? No. No, it's always been spot on. It's like, when you are in the mood for something but you don't know what, and so you imagine multiple options in your mind's mouth. My mind's mouth, I feel like, always wants pancakes.

But when they reach my real mouth, I'm so immediately sick of them that I'm annoyed with my mind's mouth. My mind's mouth I feel like always wants pancakes but when they reach my real mouth I'm so immediately sick of them that I'm annoyed with my mind's mouth. It was like instantly Yeah, just like you only want one you only want like a few bites of pancakes and syrup before it's like man I've got like two thirds of this left and I don't want it What if you could go to a restaurant and you could order like a quarter stack of pancakes? It's like instead of getting a bunch of pancakes, you just get a little bit. Like a pie? I wish you could do that.

Yeah. That would be awesome. And put something else with it just to break up. Pancakes get so samey. Samey. Pancakes are good for the first five or six bites. And then it's like, that scratched the itch. Now it's just a lot.

Yeah, but I almost always want, like if every morning I woke up and had a quarter pie of pancakes, I would eat that every day. What was that thing? What was that thing you used to get at Kirby Lane Gavin? It was like, you're talking about the Paris terrorist Texas, which was I think it like megas and French toast and French toast. Okay. Yeah, it was really unhealthy, but so good. I guess are the best things are we like that. I guess what I'm trying to say, Barb, is I've had

so much McDonald's in my life, and I'm so dialed in to what it is that I like, and I typically only eat McDonald's on a trip. Like if I'm driving and it's convenient, or if I'm at the airport, it's an easy go to. I haven't looked at a McDonald's menu in probably 25 years. You just go in, you order the exact same thing, you eat it, as soon as it's done, there's instant regret. It feels like there's a brick in my stomach and I go, all right, that's what this is.

And then you debate whether it was worth it, usually it is because it tastes good. And then you just do it on your life. I've done that process like so many thousands of times in my almost 45 years, then it's like, you don't even, it really is going through the motions many thousands of times in my 40 almost 45 years. Then it's like you don't even it really is going through the motions. I guess is what I'm trying to do. But what I started doing back when I was regularly eating meat is I would go in so that I could

use like the the kiosk or yourself that way you could just really go through all the menu and like hit all the options and see like every page to see all the things that you don't normally think about getting. So I would always get what I wanted to get. And then I'd add like one more thing just to try something different on the menu. Yeah, Jeff, you should try the McChicken. I think you would like it. I'll definitely try that.

I don't think I've ever eaten a McChicken. And I'm the big fan of the spicy, like the spicy chicken sandwiches. So I'm all bored. Hey, it's like a big old chicken nugget. Is it real? Is it taste like a chicken nugget, kind of? Kind of. Yeah. A little different because it's bigger and not as dense, I guess. What's your favorite? What's your favorite nugget shape? I'm a boot. You like the boot? Like the fat leg little foot boot? I like that one too.

So could they make a big nugget? They make a nugget patty that is the exact same as a regular chicken nugget, but it was massive? Probably. I mean, it's just a nug. Yeah, it's just, I think, a big piece of chicken with the breading on it, right? It's what chicken nuggets are. A piece of chicken, wink. Speaking of chicken, Gus, I read on the internet the other day that you are a dirty trader

meat eater all of a sudden. Oh, just one for a week. It was never our intention from the beginning to do it exclusively or to eat plant-based exclusively for this long. It's true, you just don't have to eat. Yeah, I did say it. So finally, I went to the doctor's office a couple of weeks ago to get blood work done, and that was kind of my reset point.

Like, I would see what six months of eating plant based would do to my blood work. And then finally, last week, for the first time in seven months, ate some beef. Couple of questions. And again, this weekend, I would have had to eat something else. First off, what did your blood work show? Are you healthy? Were there negative side effects that you need? Or not?

My cholesterol was down significantly. It was a little high before and now it's back into a normal range. And everything else was fine. I mean, that was really the big thing I was curious about was how much it would impact cholesterol. So you saw that you saw that positive benefits, you'd done it for a long time, you felt like, you know, this six months or whatever, this kind of proves that the case,

I'm definitely healthier because of it. I'm gonna open up the, not open up the floodgates, but let a little bit of meat back into my life. Tentative meat. And then you and I assume Esther's doing this as well. Yeah, of course. So you guys chose your first meal back. What was it?

We had some Wagyu beef that we got up at H Mart. I don't know if you ever go up there. I know it is. Yeah, so it's like, we didn't want a whole bunch of meat. And that comes like in little strips. You can just like cook as much as you want so we just cook like a few pieces of that and had it like Korean style with like lettuce and a bunch of sides What was the most curious that that was your first one?

Did it go in your mind now before you put it in your real mind? It went in my mind's mouth and it was much better in my mind's mouth than it was in my in my face Tell me what in the mind's mouth betrays you mouth than it was in my face. Tell me about the mine's mouth, but raise you. What was it as good as you remembered? I wasn't as good as I remember. It was a lot chewier than I remember. And it just wasn't as flavorful as I expected it to be.

But this past weekend, we picked up take out from Hanks, which is over by the studio. And I had a Friday sandwich. And have you ever had bacon before? It's really good. It's funny that you say that. That was what killed me on the veganism was when I had a bacon cheeseburger with you

and it was bacon that brought me back. Bacon is perfect. Oh, there it is. There's my food. Oh, that looks so good. It's beautiful. So hungry right now. Oh, this is real good. I have to taste in that right now

They have the best cold brew coffee in her and I think to do once you awaken your mind's mouth. They'll never go away Show your third eye is a mouth Yes That's the title of this episode This is an eye with lips. I don't want to name any, I don't want to name people, but do you remember a certain voice actor or voice actress Gus when we worked downtown who would come into record lines and was lovely, but we would have to listen to the two hour conversations about opening up our minds.

I. Yep. Yeah. I remember that. Oh, no, I need to think that this might be running to all kinds. Yeah. I'll tell you. I think we're going to keep it up maybe just like once a week have something that's animal based.

Have you had like pizza? Like what about cheese and stuff? Like I know you're off that. Um, have I had cheese? I think cheese is hard to integrate back in. Like you can fuck with your digestive system all the time. Do you think anyone has ever made a pizza using only meat?

Yes. That's a meat base, meat, like sauce with meat on it. Sure, I'm sure the hashtag happened. Yes, Emily actually makes, we call it chicken pizza. Our pizza chicken is what we call it when we were on keto. She would take, you can buy chicken breasts at the store that are thin cut, they basically like cut a chicken breast in half, so it's like really thin.

And then she would put pepperonis on it and like pizza sauce and put mozzarella cheese on it and bake it, and it would almost be like a pizza. And then we would call it pizza chicken. That was when I craved pizza that year I was keto. That's what I would eat. It's funny. I see just crave the shape of something. You want the format. It isn't matter what it is. I see I'm I looked up. I did a Google search for meat. And I'm found a bunch of recipes for the kind of thing you're talking about. I see one here that uses ground beef as a crust. Oh my God.

No, Jeff, we're trying to find a name for something. I think Mitsu. Mitsu. Meat party. Meat party. Jesus Christ. Oh, I like the name you have right now. I think it's a really good name.

I worry about it. I'll talk to you after about it. No worries. If you don't like it, that's fine. I hate it too. That name sucked. Let's move on. It's just a mouthful when saying out loud. Oh, okay. So chat is saying chat is saying that we should have a meat sphere. Whenever whenever we're back in the studio, whenever we're back to five you never know Eric might just make a meat bowl. Ridiculous.

just make a meat bowl. Ridiculous. We actually filmed a video that I'm really excited about you guys seeing. We filmed it back at the office when before all this started happening. And I don't know when it's going to be out because I know we're saving a lot of stuff we filmed before quarantine to come out later on. So we could focus on content that we're making here. But we went around to various fast food chains and picked up chicken nuggets from all the different fast food chains and blended them down to make a mega nug. Wow. So you'll see how that turned out. I don't know how I feel about that. That seems like an, an, an a front. You're changing the format a little bit.

Just Eric did eat a bite of it so he can confirm. Is there vomit better than the video? Okay. I think you should make more vomit content. That's what people want. People want to tune in and see that. That's good. They want to see you gagging looking for a trash can. Yeah.

Well, this is a core production right here. Gavin, why don't you go ahead and throw up into a bin right now. I got a shredder. Throw up in the shredder. See if you can shred your own puke. It probably activates the roll is. And then that will be the title of the episode. Can you shred vomit? Question mark question mark question mark. Yeah, has that been a will it shred channel?

Probably probably not one that took off at least it I know of. We should make it general that you blend something and then you hit it with a hydraulic press and then you scoop that up and shred it. How do I? Yeah, while some, no, you put the blender on the hydraulic press and while the blender's running, you hydraulic press it. That's a great idea. Let's get it all done at once. How much would it cost to start from scratch and make that happen? Probably. How much hydraulic press is called hydraulic? Oh, loads. And you got to power them and stuff. What's that?

It's not that much. How much is one? You can buy a manual 20 to 25 ton hydraulic press for $250 to $800. What? Oh, you got to use your hand? I guess so. It says, I'm not strong enough.

Is that just like a crank maybe? It's got like a good ratio. Let's see if we can find an automatic one. You can get some that retail for four to 6,000. It doesn't say how much they do. That's all I mean, you should be able to. Look it by you can buy a 12 ton one here on Amazon, a 12 ton hydraulic shop press for 170 bucks. 12 ton of what what like surface size though,

because you could do 12 ton on like the size of how much surface size you really need. You just need something for something. Sorry, you're not trying to do something big. Maybe I'm trying to press. I don't know. Thank you, try and do something big. Maybe like you try to press. I don't know. Thank you. Just want good range.

If you make a stack of pancakes and use a hydraulic press on it to condense them down to one thin, very dense pancake, how do you think that would taste? I think it would taste like dough. Here's what you do. Get a hydraulic press. Put the hot place at the bottom of it. Then put a ball of pancake

goo in the middle. Have the hydraulic press, press it down into pancake shape, hold it there while it cooks, lift it up, flip it, put it back down, boom, press cake. Yeah. I just come up the sides of the press though. Just fly out of it. If you do as hard as you can, but it's a variable amount of pressure, you don't have to go over there.

That's just a creep then. I want to see how dense can an entire stack of pancakes become. Could I fit it into a cube and eat it like a pellet? There's a lot of air to fluff up a pancake in there. Yeah, I think it would be a really thin. What if we got it? What if you pressed it down and then we bought like a little capsule, like an empty capsule and put it in a pill and then you could take like a pancake breakfast as a pill.

Like you get one pancake and one a syrup and you take them both at the same time with some milk. I'm just imagining this like cast per mattress and when you drop it like you put it in the bathroom. Did that use a big mattress press to squeeze them into that thing? This episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Mint Mobile. We're still using one of the big wireless providers this year. Have you asked yourself what you're really paying for between expensive inflated prices, hidden fees, and predatory tactics you're being taken advantage of because they know

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I wouldn't do it all the time but it would be cool to quickly get something down. Yeah, I feel like that if they existed in that capacity it would be cool but like to me eating and enjoying the taste of food is one of the few pleasures in life and I would never want to give that up. How do you feel about pooing? I mean, do you enjoy good poo? Yeah, if it makes me feel better, I enjoy that poo. Oh, it's the best. Yeah. I like the lifestyle.

I like what you feel. When you feel skinnier after a poop, you're like, oh fuck yeah. Oh yeah, give me more of that shit. But when you just feel worse after one, you're like, I didn't think that. It must have been like something we evolved. That eating and pooping gives you a small hit of pleasure. Otherwise, maybe people wouldn't do them as much and they would die more. Okay.

Yeah. Like if he if eating sucked and it was just like awful and painful, everyone would just voluntarily starve to death eventually. I imagine things didn't taste the greatest in early days of human civilization. I pre big Mac. Yeah. Way, way, way, pretty, yeah. What do you think didn't taste? I mean, think about it, right? Like, wars used to be fought over spices. Like, this was, this made empires as a control of the trade of spices. So spices must have been this super expensive, super rare luxury.

So most of the time you're cooking, you don't even have salt or pepper, right? Because that's like, oh, that can't be. It has all the pepper. The worth of flavor. Well, I imagine if someone invented going to invent a new ice cream flavor and the world went to war over it, that'd be crazy. Right. It's like, oh, yeah, people went to war, people died, people hoarded this ice cream flavor.

Yeah, it's crazy. Like what was in high demand back in the day, like what was hard to come by like yeah But I do think about a couple was difficult to get a one-per-night. Right. You can maybe maybe Have you ever read that when pineapples were first discovered they were assigned a wealth and that rich people would rent Pineapples to show off at their parties Where did that come up recently that you and I both know that? I think it was unread it a few weeks ago. It's like pineapples were so ridiculously expensive, they couldn't be grown in Europe.

So it's like if you were European royalty and you had a pineapple, it was like, wow, that person's rich. So people would rent pineapples at parties. Was there a market for fake pineapples? Like once you could stick a little bit far away. But that's, they say that that's the reason why you cut out. You see a lot of things that, to this day, you still see a lot of things that are like pineapple print

or pineapple design. It's like a holdover from the fact that pineapples were a symbol of status for so long. Yeah. It's easy to me, along the lines of like fake food and stuff. How big is the fake meal industry in Japan? Like, it must be, there must be so many factories making those sort of display plates

that you see in all the restaurants. Oh, right. I've never seen anywhere else. It's true. You know, is that what you got? Yeah, I've seen it in Australia in some places, but yeah, you're right. I've never seen it here. I like super realistic entire place. And if there's like a glaze or a sauce, it will be of a material

that has a sheen to it. It actually looks like the real food. There was a photo that went viral like a year or two ago. It looked like this guy was flipping or like was cooking a giant pan of fried rice. But really, he was just holding one of those displays from the pan. He just had a display of fried rice and it looked like he was being tossed. And then we have some good fake food at Rooster Teeth in the prop closet. Guess it's not a closet anymore, the prop building. But we have a lot of like really good fake food. I think we use a lot of it for a million dollars, but and some other productions, but it looks really real. So there's an industry for it here, I guess,

in like the film and TV industries. Yeah. Which fruit takes the longest to mature to an edible fruit? Pineapple, probably. Yeah, I think pineapple takes like a year each plant makes like one pineapple a year. 18 months, I think. I just did the dough pineapple tour. One other day. That's longer than a baby. Yeah, it takes 18 months. It's like an elephant child. Mm-hmm.

But you can eat it. Fucking delicious, though. I've never eaten an elephant baby. No, it's a child. I don't think it's legal. And if it were, I don't know that I would. But if it tasted like a pineapple, I'd be tempted. I like how pineapple is basically on the opposite side

of avocado which goes not ready, not ready, not ready, not ready, not ready, not ready, not ready. Bullshit. Like I thought avocado sometimes to try to eat and if I don't touch, if I don't get them at the one hour that they're okay to eat, that it's fucking. Yeah, like the window of good avocado is like an episode and a half of love Island.

Okay. Okay. I'm on series three. Hell yeah. How are we gonna just throw the love island portion of the podcast? No, we just talked for an hour and a half about food.

I would have had it in 40 minutes. I was like the podcast is that. 90 minutes. 90 minute conversation sandwiched into 40 minutes. Say which. I sent that photo of the fried rice to the broadcast slack. I don't know if those guys have the ability to pull it in or not. I want to see it. If not, I'll send it to you guys later.

No, they're working on it. Okay. I know it's a little different when we're at it. How are we going to handle the next steak off? It's funny you say that. Oh, there it is. But that's one of those fake foodies plays you're talking about. It's it looks so like I want to put my mouth. I want to come at that like from the side and just when you want to do with? But yeah, it's funny you say that. I was thinking about that just earlier while we were what we were taping this podcast,

I think when we were talking about, well, we were talking about something. I was wondering, what are we gonna do? Cause it's about this time. Normally we do it in May. Like it conceivably, it might have been this episode might have been the one we were supposed to do for the steak off.

I wonder if you're gonna have to cook a steak there, cut it in half, and then get two drivers to deliver it so we can rate it on the same podcast. It seems like such a pain in the ass. Wait, wait, wait, wait, why am I cooking a steak again? I cooked it last time. I cooked it twice before that. Three times.

Three times. I cooked it last time too. I think, uh, you know, three times. Three times. Last time, two. I think, you know, I think you're just a lot better at it, Gus. You actually make different stuff each year. I don't know what I could do again. I can't talk about it. Maybe we can order a steak for deliveries. See who orders the best steak?

We can order steaks for each other. Dude, it's that fucking, it's that it's that brown sugar rib eye from Lambert. So it's hard to beat that. Oh, it's so good. It's really good. I think about it. I don't know if I've ever had that. Oh, fuck Austin Daily Press and the jalapeno balls. You need to get on that, that Lambert's train tonight. Okay. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. Yeah. And the green chili grits and the mac and cheese and the, the coffee crust of brisket. So hungry. And all the, yeah, that's the worst part about doing the podcast from home is we don't get any food probably.

Also, the worst part about the podcast is like it's it's good timing, I think, for like having the show air and stuff and with the audience being able to watch and whatnot. But it is, we got to get ready around like 4.30, get all of our like equipment set up, and then we go until seven because of the post show. And it's like that is dinner time. Yeah, yeah, this completely covers. Yeah, and I can only eat till nine before my fasting takes over again. Very small into I have.

Do you get crappy? Nah, I don't get angry. I don't have that in me. Oh, we do absolutely. I know a lot of you guys do. I've done you all perfect. Very long time. Something that is so obvious in this household,

both me and Trevor get hangry. And like, we're so cognizant of it, too, of just like, I'm in a terrible mood. I must be hungry. I must, I should probably put food in my stomach because of this. Like, I don't get hungry. I just get like aggravated and what's the word I'm looking for?

Like easily upset about things and that's when I know I need to eat. It's not even my stomach telling me it's my brain. So in the next time you're crabby, I'll just be like, eat some food, Barbara. Yeah, honestly, that's really it. You're not crabby with me very much, though. No, I'm not crabby very often in general,

but definitely not with you Gavin. You need to put something in your face mouth, not your mind mouth. Why face man? I'm really, it's extra torture because I'm really close to my kitchen. I feel like I could just run up and go grab a snack and come back. Go do it dude. You mean this morning or something? You got any meat?

There's no meat in this house For some reason guys, I'm I keep imagining that you're sat on a toilet let for some reason the brick wall could easily be a bathroom That's not very cozy bathroom Make sure you flush Thank no stains no shit streaks good job Keep it clean I was clean it right before we go live. Let me tell you I'll take today. Three.

Three for you, Barb. How many? I didn't. I had zero yesterday. So I think mine were catching up today. You and I both had three dumps today. Barb, congratulations. Usually I have a one, one a day max. See if I do one before I have coffee, I'll always do a coffee one afterwards.

Yeah. I think coffee is the thing I miss the most from the before times. Just make coffee, help. Sometimes, but it's just so much easier. It's coffee is the thing that I like to buy. It's the thing that I enjoy purchasing more than making. I like to go to a coffee shop. I like to read coffee or like to read a book and drink coffee or pick up a cold brew on my way to work. I miss that. I want, I want

to give a shout out to the MVP of work from home, which is my coffee maker, which has been going nonstop now for about eight weeks. Really? And? Have you got a proper one? Or is it like capsules that just you press it? Yeah, but. Oh, yeah, it's a proper one. It's like a little espresso maker.

So you have to pull the espresso shots and I make Americanos with it. I just have a regular, like, drip coffee. It takes them, they take some practice, those proper ones. Burning, wow. Yeah, it's not that bad. coffee. They take some those they take some practice those proper ones. Bernie. It's not that bad. And Jeff. I was in Bernie. You need to buy a very expensive one that worked with Amazon that

worked with Alexa and it's a piece of shit. Never never never fucking worked right. I hated it every time I tried to use it and made me mad at him. Why do you need to like sip for coffee? Like you still don't you need to like sip for coffee? You still have a shit. You don't let Bernie tell you you do. He's a fucking idiot.

He's alive. You don't need Alexa to bring your coffee at all. Because it's way more work than doing it yourself. However, we do French press now. But it's fine. It's just. Have you ever seen that coffee maker that's integrated within alarm clock?

So when your alarm goes off, it starts making coffee for you? No, but I saw one on Shark Tank that does bacon. It's a cut in alarm clock that makes bacon. That sounds like, that it sounds like they got that idea from the episode of the office where Michael Scott puts his foot in the foreman drill.

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Speaking of the office, I saw a really weird story last week, where I guess this improv group is recreating all the episodes of the office inside of Slack. Did anybody else see this? No. It's like a Slack channel you can join, and between like 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. every day, they just recreate all of the office episodes in order from beginning to end. Well, they just typed the line. Right.

So, I joined it last week, and they were doing the Dundees. And it was the portion of the episode where Pam was already kind of drunk and they're like wrapping up the end of that episode. And it's weird, they moved from Slack channel to Slack channel. Like they were in a Dundee Slack channel. Then when that episode ends, they move to the conference room

or whoever the next scene takes place. So you have to click around and go to the different channels to follow the episode as it's unfolding. Wow. Slack is a content platform. We're going to have to program for. Is that automated or is that actual people doing it manually? I feel like you could easily just automate that.

I think it was people doing it because you would see typos and then they would have to go back in and edit their comment and fix it. Yeah, you got to be type in real fast. So it really like the office. Yeah, I sat there, I watched it for like 15 minutes, I was like, okay, I mean, I got to just do it. It was a neat experiment. There's a Slack channel a couple months ago, or maybe like even longer, that someone introduced me to where it's called Word of the Day, and if you guess what the Word of the Day is, you win like $5,000 or something like that.

And so the whole Slack channel is just people typing like, shoe, fox, inhabit, computer. Like it's just words, words, words going like that. Cocaine. Cocaine, empire. Cocaine. But it's like, I've, words, words going like, okay, Cocasantine Empire. Okay. I've been really, I've been really,

I've been enjoying Los Lafayette. I think it's a good show. Yeah, it is. Oh, you've been watching it. You weren't in it. Yeah. Your episode just aired, Barb. People loved it.

Yeah, it was the best episode yet. I'm glad people enjoyed it. Yeah, it's called. What was it called? They called it something on the website where I was like, oh, girl, I was doing it. Yeah, I guess we can't even mention spoilers, but you know, certain people who just eradicated themselves

with awkwardness. Yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people losing lives, you know, in character as well, which I didn't expect. Right. It was called the great Donkelman take down is a title episode. I think that's a telling title

without giving too much away, but you were, let's just say you were very effective. You did a great job. So it's only one episode left next week will be the last one. It was a, It was an experience. I felt mentally I felt messed up for the next week or so after I filmed that. I was just talking to Maxi about this because Maxi was getting my clearance on some gifts from the show to use because some of them were a little questionable. You'll see it when you watch the episode. But she was like, oh, you did such a great job. Blububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububububub being in that room and everything was messy and everyone was just like kind of

staring at you and staring at each other and just like so emotionless I was just like I feel uncomfortable in here so I'm just gonna do this. Yeah it was like it was unlike any room I've ever been in before I'll say that it was definitely a unique feeling. I'm amazed at the coverage. Like how many cameras were there to make sure you had to replays the, oh, okay, just one for each person. We had 16 cameras, I think. But only I think four manned cameras, right? Yeah, four broadcast cameras in the windows,

and then yeah. Yeah. So it was, it's because I think the atmosphere of the room becomes unusual because you're trained for so long throughout your whole life to smile and to be approachable when you're talking to someone. So when you're in there in that situation, you're fighting years of learned social cues and learned social behavior. And then if you weren't in there the whole time and you just step into it, you're dealing

with people who've been suppressing that for several hours at that point. And it's just, you don't know how to interact with someone who's just totally blank and emotionless in the face. There also is no worse feeling than trying to like being in there for the sole purpose of making people laugh and doing something and getting no reaction because especially because it's being filmed. And you're just like, oh my god, this is gonna friggin' fool right now. That's the other part.

You're in there and you don't know if something you're doing is funny or not. And it's just, it's not so funny. It's only funny to me. It's not always as a show, it's this. I love this. But you remember, I don't guess. Do you remember that time when it was RTX and you guys at Bernie got the entire crowd to just be silent when I walked out and I didn't know I was like cheer to cheer then I walked out and it was just complete silence and

You know most rooms I walk into it's complete silence, but to see so many people after see I remember the cheers I was like Weird I was like There was, it was so weird. I was like, was it no way there was one guy who was clapping? Oh, yeah. There's always one asshole. Yeah. It was just haunting. I was like, I don't know.

I want to turn around and go the other way. You should just get walking. You should just got up on the stage and then just kept walking off on the other side and going back behind stage. Yeah. Yeah. I was happy that that image of me in that show now exists forever. Yeah, forever. I'll see you guys for what you said.

I had to have some kind of revenge on you after that. Oh, yeah, that was something else. The cool thing about that show is it's on track to outperform hardcore tabletop season one, which is like our our gold standard in terms of success. For those kinds of shows, those broadcasts, like plus, up, 10 pull shows. And it's kind of in the same way that black box down is doing a lot better than face well, I think black box down, uh, started out like a rocket ship to the moon,

right? Uh, but last, last, last laugh is built over time. Like it's actually gaining audience and building as it goes, which is really impressive. And I think by the time it's done, it might actually outperform hardcore tabletop, which would be phenomenal. Really, really fantastic. Yeah, I feel like it's gonna be good to binge too.

Like you might have a lot of people waiting for it to be all out before they start watching it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you'll see the spike next week for the finale. I hope so Who's gonna win who's gonna take it My money No go go your money. My money going in was on

Michael or Adam or A lot of people yeah for the three that I thought had the best shot Yeah, the so lot of people yeah for the three that I thought had the best shot Yeah, so the dry people yeah I'm happy Certainly thought certain people would be out right away who are still in it and some people who we're gonna stay to the end Who we're out like within the first two episodes are very surprising crazy to see yeah I yeah in rewatching it It's it's much better to watch it now, but James is really funny.

Like, everything he was saying, and I'm watching it now, that I'm out of that room, like, God, that's really fucking funny. He is, James is like frustratingly funny. Just like, he and Elise both, it's annoying that they're both that funny and that they found each other and that they're just lovely people, because they're just like, he and Elise both, it's annoying that they're both that funny and that they found each other and that they're just lovely people because they're just like, it is like drip talent and you're like, at least he makes for a bad name.

Work at it. At least he's like super fat and ugly though. Yeah, he looks like shit. That's the thing, that's the thing that's the saving grace is that James and Elise are just horribly out of shape and ugly. That helped. The thing I was going to say was I was reading a chat that Cornworld noticed that we have a

night raker poster that we put up in the store, which was just like a random joke that we came up with. Was it last week's episode? No, it's two weeks. It's been two weeks since we had a reason on. It's because Gus said that Raking was a morning activity. Yeah, he said you didn't want to rake it out because it seemed creepy. And then at least started calling him the night raker. Who made that?

That's... That's why Aaron win. She's our director in the RT animation side of things. Oh, yeah. I'll be talented. Dude, she made you look attractive. Yes. I like that. Do you think those are the best you've ever looked at?

Dude, I'm a gay. I gay up for that. Ease. We're working on technology to replace my face in the podcast with an animated version of that image where it's just going to be overlaid like a filter and the mouth will move. I love it.

Oh, man. I love it so much. Yeah, and like those are, they're in the store, right? They're in the store right now. And I think they're like, you see a quality prints is what it someone said. I believe so. Someone sent me those stats.

I don't remember what it is. Here it is. It's, I should have had this ready. Yes, it's a 100% cotton acid and lignan free archival paper. Oh, yeah. 18 by 24 gallery quality. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you got a problem. Now, that's that is gallery quality, but that's also going to be a you, you're not going to want to pop off directly on it. You're going to want to put your load on the glass over it.

It will smudge Christ Christ. I'm on track for good turn at prices this week. I'm pretty excited about it. You're going to come to your island. What do you got on eight weeks of trash? Well, I'm on a small chance a large spike. So I could be up in the sort of 400s, 500s. I have a small chance for 642.

I had a, I hit 595 last week. But at this week, I really doubled down. Ooh, that looks really good. I bought 1.2 million bills worth of turnips. So if you get a good price gap and make sure you, you let me know. Do you guys, so I know it on the, I guess it's actually completely to do a Thorntag map. You guys follow Iadjustine on Twitter. Yes, you do me know. Do you guys? Please. So I know it on the, I guess it's actually completely to do a Thorntag now. You guys follow I just seen on Twitter. Yes. Yeah. I don't know if she had a mental breakdown

or something this week. It was so funny. She bought enough turnips to cover every inch of her entire island. Yeah, I saw that. That's crazy. That's so many turnips. I don't know how long that takes. That's so much effort to shift though. If she doesn't get a good price on her, she's going to have to fly multiple journeys to Fogmore. Pan did something similar. Did you see his? And Pan had like two beaches full of rotten turnips. At least he gets ants. He just never got a good price. So you just lost all that money?

Yeah, it was like six billion bells worth on the fine note. But I know we're gonna Gus and John, you guys do a stream every Tuesday morning at like what, 830 central. Yeah, nine o'clock, nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock nine to ten nine I am where you guys go visit different people's islands and animal crossing And you guys are gonna come to mind tomorrow. Yeah, part two of my series with Fiona also came out. Did you see that one Barbara?

We're talking about my island now Gavin I'm just gonna go back no I didn't watch that yeah Gavin, but I'm excited to I'm excited to see you Yeah, thanks for bringing it back to me about you though, Gav cool Just try to get that thing confused you know Yeah, people want to tune in at 9 a.m. Tomorrow. They can see not Gavin's island But because we're gonna be visiting Barbara's Island at 9 a.m Tomorrow and our TV and I just got Lily of the Valley baby. Oh you five stars? I five stars.

How do you do that, Safa? You chia. I live. I have not time traveled. I haven't had anything. Yeah. I haven't time travel. I still have the old.

That's right. That's all your island. Yeah. We're going to see a five star island. If you want to see a five star island and Lily of the valley, you show up at 9 a.m. tomorrow for R.T.D. I would pray for like 50 days. What is five star about your island? I want to know. Bitch, look at that. Lily of the valley. Who gave it to you? Who gave it to you? Somebody gave it to you? Somebody just fell, I guess.

Stop lying for two seconds. How did you get that? So I looked it up because I don't know. I wasn't actively trying to get five stars, but it's apparently it's like has something to do with the amount of trees you have on your island. Has to be the right amount, the amount of lack of trash,

the amount of decorative items outside. I believe like the different like island designer stuff that you've used. I don't know. Yeah, but a bullshit, though, so how do you really get it? Yeah, I'm also curious as to how you got it. You've used that stuff so long after us. Yeah, I've already put in like 190 hours. I'm only a four star.

What are you guys at? I'm a four star. I've been trying for five. I've been a four star for like three hours. I'm only at four stars. What are you guys at? I'm at four stars. I've been trying for five. I've been at four stars for like three weeks. Because my island is just so nice, guys, I don't know. I think I'm just buying the right stuff and placing the right stuff. I couldn't tell you.

I would shock you because I randomly have my eyes on it. Is your house even fully expanded all the way? Yeah, there's a basement and everything. Not to any everything. You have a do not have a basement. Good. Oh, I don't I can't I don't get basements.

Gus my money goes to Emily for the beautification of the island. I don't get my own. She has I don't get us like a stipend or allowance. I mean, it sounds straight to the building. or allow us to be in it. It's so straight to building the well, there's a meditation center. She's building and a gym and then there's a, there's a, this is how you have five fucking stars. We have a meditation center. I gave to him. We have all the lack of roses. We have, we got the, we're a theme park. I just, I can, all I could say is just visit my island and see what I'm doing and then just do that too

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It's very much Gavin. What's yours, Kevin? What's yours, Kevin? My food jet piece. It's very much, Kevin. What's yours, Jeff? What is yours? Well, I'd like to preface it by saying, I didn't name my island. That wasn't my option. I thought I was gonna have my own island, but the game had other plans. So I had to join Emily's island

and Emily named her island Kakadudy. So I live on Kakadudy. Jeff, you know what's so funny? I came to visit Emily in Animal Crossing the other night, and I was traveling there, and you know, the name of the island pops up, and I was like, oh, clearly Jeff named this island. No, it's tons out. It's got his soul mate.

Apparently. Yeah. Oh, man. So funny. No, it turns out he's got his soul mate. Apparently. Yeah. Oh man, so fun. Yeah, the video that I made with Fiona came out exactly one month after we recorded it because they just didn't want it. And I think I'm pretty sure Sarah is begging us not to make anymore. Why not? Which kind of makes me want to record another one. And I think I'm pretty sure Sarah is begging us not to make anymore

It's it's it's it's the achievement of curse man You take a game that the entire world is obsessed with and then everybody achieve more likes and then you make a video out of it and the entire world goes not you I thought people You don't give it to you. Fortnite is not for you. It's for everybody on Earth, but you. You're not allowed to enjoy this. You're not allowed to have success at it. You're not allowed to make videos. If you do, we'll leave and droves.

Fuck you. It's fun to make videos out of spite, though. I enjoy doing it. Why do you think, yeah, we've been doing a podcast for 12 years. Oh, man. You're kind of off us. We're going to be showing. Speaking of dumb podcasts, should we mention, because I know we kind of ended it a little ambiguously, we did that RT podcast stuck at home thing.

We did four of them with Bernie. Yeah. And that we kind of said that we had vague plans to continue, but we didn't really say when that's largely because we don't know, but we didn't really say when. That's largely because we don't know, but we're definitely not recording one. Like there's not one coming out this week or next week. We haven't recorded any new ones. So we'll just, we'll just, I guess what I was going to say is we'll just message that out when we do it again. Like these will happen occasionally.

Can I ask you a question? Please. Why does Bernie coordinate those with you and not with me? I have no idea. But I would prefer it if he would, I would prefer it if you would coordinate with you. I don't want to take on any more responsibility in my life. Bro, I feel you on such a hard life. No. I don't want anything else.

No, it's, I'm full. It's at the point now, like when Eric, Eric earlier, he was like, I don't want anything else. I'm full. It's at the point now, like when Eric earlier, he was like, can I talk to you for 10 minutes after this about something else? And my first thought inside was to cry a little bit. Like, I'm glad we did not record a stuck at home last week because we had been record, we had been recordin' those on Thursday.

On the day we had recorded those, I was on things non-stop back to back all day. I had a 30 minute gap between my stream with Chris and the D&D stream and I ran and made a sandwich and ate it here on camera as we were prepping for the D&D stream. How is that? How's that D&D stream going with you all? Are you guys, I haven't had a chance to watch it yet. You guys enjoy it? Yeah, I think I had a chance to watch it yet. You guys enjoy it.

Yeah, I think I thought I went really well. I was worried about the technical limitations of playing a game across the internet like that, but it seems like it's actually working really well. And we're, I mean, Yeah, it's really, really well produced too. Yeah. Ben and Christian have been doing a great job with it and have been very patient with us and Gus too,

very patient with us for five people who very patient with us, uh, four five people who've never played D&D before. Yeah, who's your crew? It's you, Barb, and then who else? It's me, Barb, uh, Blaine, Chris, Jessica, and John, we're all the players. And then Gus is our Dension Daddy. Who has to be very patient with us as we ask him, what do you think we should do? We're the Barb, I've played're about to play that game for 20 years

and I still ask those questions. I'm taking kind of a hybrid approach and kind of a gentle hand with it, where I don't necessarily make them worry about specifics. Like you have this many spell slots or you need to make this kind of check. It's like, it's more like, what do you want to do? And then like, okay, I'll say like, okay, roll a D20

and I'll try to, as much as possible, take care of that stuff behind the scenes that way they can just focus on the action and what it is that they want to do. He's very good to us. And I'm gonna say. Yeah, and sometimes where, you know, since they're all not necessarily super familiar

with the rules, I might like bend the rule a little or do things a little on an unorthodox way. So just to try to keep things fun and to keep things moving. And I think I think it's working well. When was the last time you DMed before this? It was when I was a sophomore in high school. Wow. So when he's six years, it was second, it was second edition D&D. So it was that long ago. What is your story on now? It's funny, Barb. I remember we were having that meeting we were talking about doing a D&D show and the question was, would Gus want to do it? And nobody wanted to ask him. And I saw him walking on the parking lot and I was like, I'll ask him. I went over and Gus was

like, yeah, I'd love to DM the absolutely. Yeah. I was just like, I don't know, it's been whenever. And Gus was like, yeah, I'd love to DM. Absolutely. Yeah. I was just like, I don't want to give him more work. I know, I know. How are you enjoying it, Barbara? This is the first time you've ever played, right? What class are you? Yeah, I'm playing a Ranger Forest Elf.

I thought you were a Wood Elf. You're some kind of Elf. Wood Elf, I'm Wood Elf, yeah, sorry. One man's Woods and other men's forest. Wood elf ranger. But again, I kind of picked it by going through the various different types of characters you can play in classes and whatnot. And that seemed to be the kind of character that I wanted to play and the kind of role I wanted to have within the group. I don't think we have a healer in the group,

which is kind of bad. Right, guys? We're missing something like really more. There's a paladin who can do lay on hands for I think five hit points of healing a day. So it's not great. Yeah, we do have a lot of great often, but I see some people asking about in the chat. We're now doing that show every Thursday at 1230 Central. How long do you guys go for? Two hours? Two hours?

Yeah. Is there any content once this is all done with and we're back at work? Is there any content from home that you're going to miss? A lot of it actually. I actually have quite enjoyed doing the Rt podcast from home in a weird way. I don't know why. And stuff like the live streams that we're getting to do, which we probably would have never tried before in that capacity have been really fun Like I love doing the D&D stream the work out streams Blaine and Kelly have been doing have been really fun. I don't know like there's some aspect of it, which is really confident Yeah, I've been enjoying the experimental side of it and sort of like the ability to try something that's a bit shit

And if it doesn't work, it's just like well, you know, I don't think it's hard to make stuff. I don't think we're seeing us to be a lot more creative than we have in the past. Like we, even for like our show, hard mode, and then making our two lives and stuff like that, it's been very challenging. We just did a hard mode, high and go seek, which was really fun.

And it's up right now for everyone. So you should definitely check that out after this podcast is done. But just like getting to do different things and stuff in quarantine is an interesting challenge. It's definitely been an interesting challenge and it is forced creativity, but the point I was just gonna make is

I don't think that's going away. I think when, I mean, who knows what the new normal is gonna be, it might be a reality that we produce a large portion of our content from home going forward indefinitely. I don't know. I mean, obviously at some point, we will be back in a room together, but this has been such a great experience to prove that we can do it from home and do it at the level of quality that we would want to. So I don't know why that has changed dramatically as we go forward.

Yeah, I agree with you. Also something that has been like a silver lining in this is that we now have the streams that we do and we've had to come up with content to fill. And one of those streams that we do is a gameplay stream. And the Ristartyth group, we haven't really done a lot of gameplay stuff and this is giving us an opportunity to try that out and to play more video games, which I've been really enjoying. Like we have done a bunch of gang-beast streams, which have been super fun. I don't know, it's content I'm not used to being and are being a part of that I get to know. Sounds like you would like to work in Achievement Hunter. Barbara is secretly a ringer at gang beasts. She destroys in that game. I don't know why. I like some games I just pick up really well and others I just I could play it

for a billion years and never get the hang of it. Like first person shooters, I'm absolute garbage at. Are you still playing against Justice beer. Yeah. Keep trying though. You still walking your way through Heyla Jeff with Millie. About to start Halo 4 today actually. I didn't have Millie last week. So yeah, so we finished reach, which was one of the best gaming experiences I've had in my entire life.

I cannot say enough good things about that game, but just about the fun I had going through it with my kid and just reliving You know, it's just been this crazy walked-in memory lane telling Millie about how Ruestra teeth started and red versus blue and Explaining stuff to her and show in her Easter eggs, you know like we're all over Halo Reach and showin' her Like I got to show her Gus and I in Halo 3, you know the the Rat and Rats and S. These are like, that kind of stuff that you forget exists and to Millie, I'm suddenly cool, but only with the content of Halo. You know, no, it's just been really, really, really fun.

And now we move on to Halo 4 and I don't have a lot of memory of Halo 4, so I don't know what to expect. I remember being okay, so I don't really. Yeah, I remember the first time I played through Halo 4, I was like, this feels very different. This doesn't feel super like Halo But I've played it a bunch of times since then. I really like Halo 4. I think it's a

What once you once you're used to the fact that it's like oh this is a different vibe because of different companies making it It's actually not a bad game at all. What is it Prometheans? Are they the bad guys in it? Yeah, yeah Yeah, there's I remember that final level where you have to like kill like eight Prometheans Well, they have like scatter shots or whatever. Do you know I'm talking about at the end? It's really difficult I remember that a lot and I remember having a lot of fun doing that and I remember enjoying the Hermetian weapons, but like the highest rank Promethean Knights, which have like the incineration cannons in the last level and all that stuff. That is pretty epic final fight.

The thing I hate the most about the game is the what they call the the little flying bike things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but as soon as you realize that they have a face and they have a headshot, it's a different game altogether. I just wasted so much ammo on those things. And I was like, Oh, you can headshot these things. Excellent. But one thing that Halo 4 has that I'm excited to go back and find is it's probably the pinnacle of my career in that I got to do an Easter egg, a Griff Easter egg, where I said, Bob a booey. I got to do a Howard Stern Easter egg in. And they played it on the Howard Stern show. So really, I don't know.

Oh, yeah, I remember that part of Halo 4. I remember that I got to do that Easter egg and that I go put footage. I feel footage. If you listening to that, you're a desk. Did we ever put that out? I don't think so. I don't know.

I think you haven't had a biggest smile on your face. It was that and the tower of pimpsps being in Minecraft where the two moments that were like just like jaw drop holy shit. Yeah. I remember drive home after we saw the Tower of Pimps in the Minecraft tutorial. It was like cloud nine all the way home. We were just high five in each other and going, we're cannon now. Yeah.

And we even called Michael on the way home, right? Yeah. And he was yeah, what What's a series of appropriate reaction yeah, yeah on brand What do you guys plan on speaking of video games? I read a crazy story earlier today. That's video game related that I had to share You know madden or EA does like the the madden bowl to promote Madden, they do like esports competitions using Madden. And I guess the winner, they wrapped up the Madden Bull. The winner played a team that didn't use a quarterback

and he never threw a single pass the whole tournament. He just fielded a kicker as his quarterback and built up a really strong team without anyone like star quarterback. It's like totally, but the way he frames it is, he's obviously, it seems to me like someone who's trying to cheat the system, we're trying to troll the game. But the way he says it is that he thinks the NFL can learn from this. I should stop using quarterbacks. I think you won like 60,000, 60 or 65,000 dollars for winning that that tournament. Shit. Damn. That's a fucking crazy that you can still like cheat. We're not cheap. You can like work around the world in a sports game, like a game to game. We need to figure out how to get you on the, on the Animal Crossing competitive

five star island circuit, Barb. You could be making. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Speedrun five stars. I was also going to ask, um, I know we're on a Animal Crossing Arty podcast set. And I want to make sure that we get the user's name. I believe it's someone who actually has created all the different RishiTeeth podcast sets like off topic always open on the spot, RTP. I think I might be it, but I want to get her name. I believe Alex underscore B-007 on Twitter. So thanks Alex from Australia for building this set that I'm really excited to see. Are we we in the we in the Southern hemisphere technically then.

No, we're not upside down. We could be. Thank you, Alex, be 007 who appreciate it. Yeah, I actually went to her island to visit these sets and stuff because I was looking for Southern hemisphere to go to the other day. You were doing locations scout. Yeah. I will.

I only I was telling this to Jeff earlier, but I was like, I feel like I only get to play Animal Crossing at night. So I only ever see nighttime in the day or in the game, because I'm working during the day, so I don't get to play it. But I wanted to play one night, and I was going to be up late, and I was like, I'll just go to the Southern Hemisphere, because it's going to be midday there. It's perfect. I guess I could just change my Switch's time, but I don't want to have to do that. No, I don't do that. I'm cheating.

You're talking, yeah, you don't know, do that. Does time job was bullshit? Yeah. We remember back in the day when Residee would yell at you, you and I played the original Animal Crossing together. Why do we even pick that game up, Jeff? I don't even, it seems like a weird out-of-character game for us to have even bought when it came out.

I don't know, Gus. It's interesting you asked that. I was talking about it with Emily yesterday and I was showing her pictures like screenshots from the original Animal Crossing, which she was like, you used to play that. That looks terrible. But to me, I thought, oh, the game doesn't look that much better than the used to. It still looks about the same. No way. It looks way better. We were, I mean, it's cute, right? But it was cute then. We were obsessed with it, though. I don't know.

I really, I don't remember how we get into it, but we played it a lot as much as I'm playing this one. Yeah, we, I mean, maybe you was just because we were doing drunk gamers at the time. Yeah, and it was like there wasn't much game, cube content. I don't remember. I don't remember what gave you a matter of the same time.

No, because I sat on the couch. Oh, yeah, I just remember we got really excited about visiting each other's towns, but they were cities back then, right, or towns. You take the trains? Yeah, you'd take a train. And there was the cat with no face. And you just drew a fuck across its face. Do you remember that? It's like, you had to, there was a cat who didn't have a face on the train, and you had to make a face for them. But of making a face you just wrote fuck across their face. So anytime you saw them on the train walking around that's all that was. How much feed to get that as a real tattoo Jeff?

Fuck on my face. It's right across the forehead. Oh, it'd be tough man. I, I, where was it that I was telling you guys about makeup? I think it was the, I did keeping the lights on I was talking about this Terribly gross video. I saw this Canadian BDSM dude named pig slut who who shit and pissed on on some fries And then dribbled cheese on it and called it French Canadian Poutine Don't do not watch the video. It is a trotious

But he has pig slut tattooed in big red on his forehead and it made me never want to get another tattoo again. Honestly, it's just something so unsettling about seeing words on a face that big just rubbed it like that. Turn me off. I would just put on a prosthetic forehead. Or just wear a full cap. Yeah. The front of a pool cap. Dude who did it in the 70s and he's like kind of famous in that scene, I guess, so I get it. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think I

want to get any face tattoos any time soon. How about you? You got to get a bunch. Are you a sound cloud rapper now? Is that what's going on? You're gonna get a bunch face tattoos? No, I would do one for, you know, MDB I would do one. If it was a real mill, I'd get, okay, whatever, tattooed on my forehead. So, they have a lot of colors to tattoo something on your forehead.

It will say that the tattoo removal process from the face is exceptionally painful. And you know, you know, isn't painful? Someone giving you a million dollars. I guess this. Okay. Okay. Yeah, but you're going to have, at least for a little bit, Gavin, you'll have a million

dollars, but you will have pig slit on your forehead. So we should, what you're saying is we should just work with the sales department to find a someone who wants to sponsor a million dollar ad on your face. Yeah, it would be like see because I already think I think I think I think it's a full head dot com. That would honestly be great advertising you because any video you're going to be and it's going to be advertising them. Who wouldn't do that in perpetuity. I think everyone. Absolutely. Wait, oh, it's America, though. So you'd have to pay tax on the million, right? Because prize money is tax. Because. Yeah, and your currency's not worth anything,

because it breaks it. So I was worth it. Well, you know what? Yeah, congratulations. Wow. I told you I was going to be a little bit more new with you. Congratulations. Wow. I have to tell you guys about that time that I won some contest with extra life. I didn't know about it. I didn't know I was entered, but I basically won two tickets to E3. This was a couple of years ago. And I was like, oh, cool. I've never been to E3. This will be fun. And they, I guess, paid for the tickets and the flight.

And this was like six months later, something like that. I get something in the mail about, like, the taxes I need to pay on this. And I was like, what? And then I remembered that in America, you have to pay taxes on prize winnings, even though, like, a contest I never knew that I entered. So you just had a tax bill? Like, I ended up having a pay just as much as the trip would have been for me to like it was like it's so dumb I feel like $3,000 in taxes on it. Yeah, Apple did a thing once where they didn't they give away like a million dollars of free

I change credit, but someone still had to pay the cash value tax on my god So it's like no one wants a million dollars worth of I change credit. You can just like sell part of it. You can just sell like 30% of your winnings to pay for the taxes. Just didn't, didn't something like that happen to people we knew that were involved with broadcast.com way back in the day. Like they were millionaires like overnight and but they had to report that income and then that stock tanked

But they still owed taxes on it. I forgot about that. Yeah, that did that did happen when you just report the loss and then it's They still have to pay on it. I don't remember exactly how it worked out But a lot of people I remember God I wish I wish I could remember their guess It's a similar thing that some people got screwed over in the same way with like cryptocurrency evaluations when Bitcoin crashed where they acquired, like I don't remember exactly,

but like there's a series of steps that if you go about it exactly the wrong way, you can end up paying a lot of taxes even though you lost money. I have to look it up. I can't remember off the top of my head. I feel like it ruined people though. I've just seen some things in chat of suggestions on what the tattoo might be.

I don't think I want to do it anymore. Yeah, you don't want to get my nose tattooed on your forehead with winner. I don't want to get mega. I don't want to get a swastika. There's a lot of stuff that I'm technically wouldn't do. Oh, dear. Yeah, good point, Chat. You get $1 million. What about a picture of Boris Johnson on your face? Uh, what face is he making on my face?

Oh, he's making full like confused hanging from the hanging it like suspended from the air confused. Hmm. Yeah. I would do that. Yeah. Bit modern art. All right, we're close to wrapping up. So if anybody has any last minute things you want to bring up, we'll have a couple minutes left. I was waiting for Eric to bring out some sort of fun game. I saw before we go that screen time, which is like a mystery science theater show that we're doing with Andrew and I believe tonight he has Chris and Merrill on. For real, what movie they're doing, you should probably look it up, but they are moving to a new time.

It's actually going to be tonight at eight o'clock central. So next up is Fun House after the podcast, and then after Fun House is gonna be screen time. So make sure you stick around for that. It's gonna be really fun. Yeah, you really should. Eric says they're doing Ghost Rider. Okay.

Is that spirit of engines? I don't know, that's all I found. And Chump is back as well. So make sure you check the schedule so you can see whenever Chump is, I'm looking it up myself as well. So I remember I stopped my- Yeah, Trump is 5 p.m. Central time on Wednesdays. And that very much involves the chat to play the game.

So the more people who could be tuning in and Roten, definitely hang out with us on Wednesdays. Yeah, if you're at our TTV, you can see up top above the video player. There's a banner. You can click So you can see the schedule and and see whatever's coming up next Now, I really want to get back tattooed on the front of my Now you have the you should tune in for for all those shows Because if you do we'll we'll get to keep making shows if you don't, we'll all be in the soup line, getting a spinach soup like Gavin. But you should check out that screen time,

especially if you like theater mode, because it's like theater mode, but funny. But a ghost writer, the first five minutes a ghost writer is classic cinema. Where he has that, you know what I'm talking about Gavin? Where he has that like slow-mo crash. Oh, I was one of the coolest like crash. So cool.

I assume it's CG because the stunt man would've died, but it looks so good. And then don't watch anything else. I mean, watch Todd Merrill be funny, but that's it's more than just that like for scene. Didn't we watch that movie and we played that by like five times and then both fell asleep before the movie.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, we got to wrap this up because fun House is waiting to come on the stream right after us. So stay tuned for Fun House and a little later we'll have screen time. Thanks for watching everybody.

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