rSlash - r/AITA GF's Sister is Trying to Seduce Me!

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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See The Roses only in theaters, August 29th. Welcome to R.S. Am I the Butthole, where O.P. wakes up in the morning to the sight of his girlfriend's naked sister in the bed with him. Am I the butthole for breaking up with my girlfriend over her younger sister? My girlfriend is 27 and her younger sister is 24. I broke up with my girlfriend five days ago due to her sister's behavior. Me and my ex had been dating for the last two years. During this time, her sisters come on to me multiple times. I'm not completely sure about the amount of time. but it was almost every time I saw her. I've told the sister multiple times to leave me alone and to stop her behavior as I don't do the whole cheating thing, but that did nothing. I've spoken to my ex about it multiple times. She even caught her sister in the act of trying to lock me

in a room with herself. Nothing changed. I've spoken to their parents about it and that the behavior of the youngest daughter is unacceptable and again, nothing happened. I'm not going to lie and say the sister is ugly. She's actually really beautiful, but I'm a hundred percent sure that I haven't let her on or anything. Even when I greet her, I give her a side hug every single time. I've never been in a room alone with her or anything. I just kept my distance from her at all costs. I don't have her on Instagram, Facebook, I don't even have her cell phone number. We've never shared a text or phone call. Her family even gave me a stupid nickname, the puppy, because I follow my girlfriend around everywhere when we're over at their house. The only reason I follow her is because her sister's behavior seemed to stop

when my girlfriend is around. I've told my girlfriend that I'll stop going over to her parents' house because that's where the problems are and I want no part of it. She didn't like that idea and sulked around the house for weeks because I didn't want to go with her. At no point in time did I tell her that she can't go. I just said that I wasn't going with her. I relented five days ago and went over. We had too much to drink and slept over at the parents' house that night. I woke up with my girlfriend's little sister completely naked in the bed next to me. I stormed out the room and down the kitchen and told her we're done in front of her parents. My girlfriend was silent for what seemed like minutes and started to break down asking why. All I said was to go look in that room and

I stormed out of the house and got in my car. It took less than two minutes. Then the call started to come not just from her, but her parents as well. I didn't answer any of the calls. When I got home 40 minutes later, I had 108 missed calls from her and her parents and 36 messages, two from her parents. The messages from her parents just apologized to me, saying they thought that I was joking about the sister every time I brought it up and they didn't believe me. All I got from my now ex was sorry and she'll handle it and it'll never happen again, that I shouldn't leave and we can work through this. I'm just done. She's even gotten my family involved and our friend. 90% of everyone is on her side saying I'm overreacting and I'm the butthole for dumping her.

That we can sort this out. I sent her a message that she hasn't told this Sunday to get her things out of my house. I'm just done. Surprisingly, she hasn't sugarcoded anything and explained everything correctly to everyone, but I'm still in the wrong for leaving her. Her parents and their messages are angry at me for hurting their daughter. My family is angry because they love her. Our friends are angry because I refuse to take her back and they're saying that I'm overreacting. Two years of this and I'm overreacting?

You've been straight up sexually harassed for the past two years and they say you're overreacting? O.P. gets zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving the girlfriend and the girlfriend's sister three out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for telling my niece that her mother tried to give her away as a baby, I'm a 28-year-old guy, and I got into a huge argument with my sister,

who's 31 last week. The argument had been simmering for a long time, as tension between us had been high for years. When I was 17, my sister had an accidental pregnancy, and when she told her boyfriend, he left her. Due to our religious family, she kept the baby, but once her daughter was born, she panicked. She didn't want to go through the legal troubles of adoption, so she asked that me and our mother took care of her kid. There was no legal custody, but it was an agreement made within the family. I essentially raised my niece from birth until she was three, with help from my mother, as she was working to support the new addition to the family. I dropped out of school and took care of her, fed her, changed her, and taught her how to walk while my mom was away at work.

Then my sister met her now husband, cleaned up her life, and suddenly wanted her kid back. No warning. She moves back home, says thanks, and starts being a mother. My niece is now 11, and doesn't remember what I and her grandmother did. It's been a family agreement to forget this all happened until the arguments. My sister made a petty comment during a fight, where she implied that since I lost my job recently, I can't handle responsibility. I snapped and told her she was lucky her daughter was too young to remember how she abandoned her. My niece overheard this, and now wants to know what I meant. I outright said that her mother didn't think that she could raise her and left her with me and grandma. Now my sister says I traumatized her daughter and my mom says I should have kept

the secret like we agreed. I think this secret couldn't stay kept forever. Am I the butthole? Also, O.P. Clarifies in an edit that after the baby was born, O.P.'sister left the country and worked in another country. So she didn't just abandon the child. She ran away. your sister sucks, your mom sucks. Hopefully, your niece takes after you and not either of them. I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving your mom and sister three out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for embarrassing my husband for saying I baby trapped him? To put it bluntly, me and my husband had a surprise baby while we were young. I was on long-term birth control at the time, an implant in my arm, and I had to have it removed after we found out

that I was pregnant. Last week, we were out of for dinner with friends, and he was making jokes and slipped in about how he thinks that I baby trapped him. No reason for it, nothing to back up this crazy accusation, never mentioned it before, but I guess drunk words are sober thoughts? Our friends obviously looked a bit shocked and uncomfortable, especially when they saw my face. I asked my husband what the heck he was on about, and he was saying how it was weird that we'd been sleeping together for four years, and then I randomly got pregnant. I responded by asking him a flurry of questions,

like, oh, did I baby trap you for your money? He and his family were broke. My family is well off. Did I baby trap you for your house? We lived in one of my parents' properties at the time. Did I baby trap you for your cars? He didn't even have a license at that point. He didn't respond, and then our friends changed the subject.

He's been giving me basically the silent treatment ever since. one word answers and only when I speak to him. By the way, since having our first child, we've been married for three years, bought a house with my deposit money, and had two more children. This completely caught me by surprise, but he really seems quite upset by this. I know that it was cruel to embarrass him, but a common phrase in my area is, don't dish it out if you can't take it. Am I the butthole? And for context, O.P. and her husband are both 25.

I love this comment from low wish. If anything, he trapped you. Right? Sounds like you paired off with a real winner there. No respect, no humor, and no money. O.P., I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving him 1.5 out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for embarrassing my more fit coworker? I'm a 25-year-old guy and a camp counselor who works with elementary age boys. To give some context, I'm incredibly short and fat, like I'm under 5 feet tall and around 200 pounds. This does not affect my ability to do my job. My co-counselor is a guy around my age, who is, I think, a baseball player. We could not look more different. He's got more than a foot of height on me and probably about the same weight, so he's obviously more visibly fit. He brags a lot about how even after we spend all day chasing kids in the sun, he still goes to the gym for a couple of hours. The issue is when it comes to actually having to use strength practically, I outdo them every time. I'm not trying to do it intentionally, but when we have to carry 20 kids backpacks and he can only handle eight while I have

12, or when he can't open a jar, or when we have to lug heavy equipment and he's huffing and puffing while I'm not having a problem, it becomes pretty evident that I'm just stronger than him, at least for stuff like that. I'm sure that he could outbench me or whatever proper fitness stuff is, and trust me, he crushes me when we play sports with the kids. I'm just talking about that kind of work. The issue is that the kids have started to pick up on the fact that I'm the strong counselor. If they want to be picked up or can't open something in their lunch or want to break from carrying their bag on a hike, they come to me.

Apparently, my co-counselor complained to one of the other counselors that I'm embarrassing him because a guy like me shouldn't be able to be stronger than him. That counselor then came to me and told me I should tone it down because it can be hard for someone who prides themselves on being an athlete to be worse at something than a guy like me. I said there was no way I was going to do my job worse just to protect his ego. And the other counselor said that I was being a jerk, and as the summer goes on, the boys might start bullying my co-counselor if they think he's weaker than me, which I don't think is going to happen, but I'm not sure. Oh, oh, I'm so feeble and weak. If only I had a big, strong baseball player to carry my bags for me. What a whiny baby. O.P., you get zero out of five buttholes. Your stupid co-workers get one out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for refusing to give my late husband's possible affair baby any money?

My husband passed away almost three years ago, leaving me a solo mom of an eight-year-old. I've learned a lot about who he really was since then. Let's just say that if he were alive, we wouldn't still be married. About six weeks ago, a process server showed up trying to serve him with a court order to submit DNA for a kid. I gave the server a copy of the death certificate and sent him on his way. Shortly after that, a woman shows up on my doorstep saying that the kid she had with my husband was my late husband's child. Is it? I don't know, and I don't care. It kind of looks like him, but also looks young enough that they would have had to have been conceived

very, very shortly before my husband's death. I told her my husband was gone and where she could find his grave. She almost immediately started demanding her half of his estate. I laughed and told her that half of nothing was nothing, and she was welcome to that. Where I've been informed that I might be the butthole is that while it's true there was no estate, there were assets that passed outside of probate. One of those assets was a rental property that his parents gave us years ago, deeded with him and I as joint tenants with right of survivorship. In short, it became mine when he died. I've already sold it, and that'll be the money that sends my kids to college. Legally, I'm good. While I feel bad for this, I also have a child of my own to look out for. I'm going to read this

comment from Church of Dan. Not the butthole. The gall of this woman to show up at your door. I banged your husband and had his baby, and now you must give me money. It's too bad for the kid, but she's reaping what she sowed. Do not lose sleep over this. That was our slash am I the butthole, and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.