rSlash - r/AITA I Forced an Adult to Poo His Pants

Episode Date: November 8, 2025

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My stomach's been a mexedent. I'm on a job with the porta-potty. My stomach's been a mess the past few days, so I'm not sure if I'm getting sick or what. I'll leave it at that. I felt a bowel movement was coming on quickly, and I hustle into the same. single-use portable bathroom. Before sitting down, I grab a ball of toilet paper, a couple of pumps of Purell, and wipe off the seat. As I'm doing this, I heard a guy hollering for me to wipe fast and exits. I responded, I just walked in. I'll be a few minutes. He says, nope, you have to get out

right now. I'm having an emergency. And I kid you not, he slides a business card through the crack of the closed door that says something like, this person has Crohn's disease and is prone to sudden bathroom emergencies. Please allow them the courtesy of cutting any bathroom lines. I've never seen anything like that before, but no problem. Through the door, I said, I'm having stomach issues as well, but I'll finish as quickly as I can to help you out. He yells back, no, no, I'm going to poo my pants. Open the door! There was definitely a less rude way to ask, but it didn't matter, as I was also having a last minute need to use the bathroom. So I finished up and exited within three to four minutes. When I got out, I saw him at his van getting inside. I said, hey man, it's all yours. And he tells me,

F-off, your selfishness caused me to poo my pants. And now I'm going home. Speechless, I just said, I'm sorry. I honestly just had to go badly. His last reply was that it doesn't matter. His doctor gave him this card because he has an actual disease. that gives him less than 30 seconds, and people with IBS or Crohn's must always be given priority. Was I the butthole here? I thought that whoever got in first used the bathroom. I moved it along once I knew he needed it, but I too had to use the bathroom quickly, or I would have exited for him, despite him demanding orders versus asking politely. Sure, I sympathize with the guy, but it sounds like O.P.'s options were,

let the guy poop his own pants or OP poops his pants. And given that choice, I would have made the same decision OP made. Down in the comments, I see people with similar conditions that cause them to have you know, emergency situations. And it seems like most people are on OP side and a lot of people are saying, hey, you got to be prepared. And sometimes that means wearing depends or having a change of clothes or whatever. O.P, I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving the other guy one out of five buttholes, though he probably smells like five buttholes. Am I the butth hole for giving my dad a list for his 50th birthday of all the times he made me miss my activity so his wife's kids wouldn't miss theirs? My dad turned 50 last week. I'm a 17-year-old guy. His wife was on my

case to write a nice card and pick out a present for him. So I gave him the list that I wrote to keep track of all the times he made me miss extracurricular activity so that her kids wouldn't miss theirs. That was my present for him. I didn't even get a card or write in a card. That was my gift to him. I knew that it was going to piss him and his wife off, but I kept track of that stuff and it's always bothered me because he became such a lazy dad to me when he started dating his wife. They asked me what the hell kind of milestone present that is, and I told them it was the gift of having his eyes open to the way that he prioritized her kids over me. She told me it was. It was a was so incredibly arrogant to keep a list like that, and obsess over the times he did something

to show her kids that he cared. I told her that he could have figured out a way to do nice things for both of us, but as soon as they met, he cared more about her and proving himself to her than he did about being a good dad. For background, my mom isn't around. I don't know why. My dad never gave me an answer about what happened to her. I only remember him, though, and he met his wife when I was seven. They dated for years without living together. But way back then, he would get me kicked out of activities for no-showing because he said that he would take his wife kids to theirs. And for some reason, he couldn't get all three of us to our respective activities. For example, dad had me in football from the ages of five to seven. I got kicked off the team after six no-shows without explanation.

Each of those times was because he dropped her kids off at their events and he said he didn't have time to drop me off at mine. Then he had me in karate. I went for a month, and then he didn't take me for two months. They told him that I couldn't go back if I wasn't going to be there every week, because there was no way for me to learn. He signed me up for another football team, and the same thing happened. He didn't take me to one of the games, and several practices, so I got kicked. I asked for art classes, and he said, sure, that'll keep you busy and out of my hair. I lasted four months in those classes before several no-shows meant they told my dad I couldn't come back because I was missing important lessons. He signed me up for basketball. Same thing happened. I only

went once, though. Swimming was the same, and the last time I didn't get to go, he didn't pick me up on time. I got into dance class when I was 14, and I thought, this could work, I'll walk. But then he would pick me up and say that he would drop me off, but then he wouldn't. And I didn't get to connect with anyone to get a ride off their parents because I wasn't in dance class long enough. Instead of my dad being there for me, I had to sit in the car or watch his wife's kids do their stuff. They had loads of activities. My dad and his wife only moved in together when I was 14, so he was doing all this for kids he didn't live with and screwing me over in the process. Then he refused to pay for anything because he decided to take over paying for his wife's kids. I hold it against him,

and yeah, I tried to talk to him in a calm and mature way, but he brushed me off, so I resented him more for it. I told his wife when she complained at me for my attitude, and she was like, so what? That told me all I needed to know. But for the birthday thing, I gave him the list, and they made a big deal out of it. But instead of giving me the cold shoulder, they decided to bring it up multiple times since, and they've complained so much that I'm tired of hearing it. I told them I didn't care about my dad's birthday or his feelings, because he won't confront that he didn't deserve anything from me. O.P., that sucks the big one. You have a terrible father and a terrible stepfather. You should get a job and start saving money because I have a pretty

good feeling that the moment you turned 18, you're going to be on your butt on the street. O.P., you get zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving your parents. in three out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for telling my dad that I can't see how his prank was funny? I'm 16, and I live with my mom and visit my dad every Saturday. Last Saturday was different, though. He asked him to meet outside for lunch instead of having me over. When I ordered ice latte, he snorted. I asked him what's so funny, and he said he pulled a prank on my stepmom. My dad enjoys these things. He used to play videos of cats in heat to see our males' cats' reaction to the along with videos of dogs barking. He switched off the light when I was on the toilet several

times. Once, he put a snake plush next to my mom when she was sleeping, knowing she's terrified of snakes. There was a lot of shouting that day. So I asked him what he did. He said he made her latte, but with whole milk instead of her usual oat milk, knowing that she's vegan. He wanted to see if she'd be able to tell. She got really upset at him. Hence why he asked to meet out Then dad said to me, that's funny, right? And I just pulled a face and said, don't think so, dad, because I couldn't see how it's funny. He looked annoyed and said that people these days can't take a joke. He told me that I'm his son and I'm supposed to side with him, saying I shouldn't be judgmental since it was harmless. This prank was definitely trust-breaking and worse than that,

it's just lame. It's not funny, it's just kind of mean for the sake of being mean, Where's the humor? I feel like your dad is the type of person who genuinely thinks that, hey, pull my finger, is funny. Am I the butthole for taking my niece on vacation after her parents planned one without her? My 11-year-old niece is the youngest child with four older brothers. She's the youngest cousin slash grandchild and the only girl. Between that and the fact that she was very sick when she was little, she's a little spoiled by everyone except her parents. When she turned 11, she told her mom she wanted to go on a weekend trip with just her and her mom. Her mom made a big deal about her wanting to exclude her dad and brothers. They refused to do the trip, and also didn't plan anything for her birthday, so I took her on her trip myself.

Last month was one of her brother's birthdays. He decided that for his birthday, he wanted everyone to go to Mexico, except for my niece. Her parents agreed that it was fair, because if she wanted a trip without them, They can get one without her. They asked me if I could watch her for 10 days. My niece was so upset, so I decided to plan a surprise trip for her. I have some clients in Miami, so I arrange for us to go there for five days, drive up to Orlando for three days, then fly to New York for two days, where I also had to get some work done. It was technically a work trip, but I was able to plan a lot of fun outings from my niece. Just before their trip to Mexico, I told my niece's parents that I had to be in

Florida and New York for work during their trip, but I could take her with me. Since it was so last minute, they had to agree as they didn't have any other child care and couldn't miss this trip. My knees had a blast. We spent a day in Disney World, went to two Broadway shows, spent most of our time in Florida on the beach, did a lot of shopping, got room service for the first time, and our tickets were upgraded, so we flew first class on our way home. Her parents are mad that I spoiled her and undermined them, so I don't get to see her as much as I used to. And they're going around telling extended family that I took their kid across the country without permission because I was upset about her being punished for being rude.

Wait, hold on. So the niece wanted a solo trip, and the parents denied her. So then the brothers wanted a solo trip, and the parents said, okay, sure. Maybe the reason why the niece wanted a solo trip is because the parents are clear. clearly showing favoritism towards the brothers, objectively. O.P., if I were you, start making preparations because in maybe four or five years, your niece is going to want to go no contact with her terrible parents and asked to move in with you.

O.P., you get zero out of five buttholes. Sounds like you're the parent she wishes she had. I'm giving your niece's parents three out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for replacing pictures of my cousins with pictures of my dog? My grandpa's birthday was a couple of weeks ago. Six weeks before his birthday, I texted all of my siblings and cousins, there's nine of us, and told them to send me a picture of themselves within the next four weeks so I could put it on a phone case for our grandpa's birthday. Two weeks later, I sent the text again, saying

I needed a picture of them and anybody that chooses not to send a picture will be replaced by a picture of my dog. I had three cousins tell me to screenshot something from their Instagrams. I didn't respond. I sent a text out the day before I put in the order saying anybody that didn't send a picture of themselves and the next 24 hours would be replaced by pictures of my dog. The same three cousins never sent pictures. Their spots have my dog in a sombrero, my dog at the pumpkin patch, and my dog in a chicken costume. They came over for my grandpa's birthday and saw him open his new phone case. They saw that their pictures weren't on the case and got mad at me for not picking something off their Instagram like they told me to. I said that I sent three reminders to send me a

picture with a clear warning that anybody who didn't send a picture would be replaced with a picture of the dog. They knew exactly what would happen. My grandpa finds it hilarious, but their parents are telling my parents that I kept them off the phone case on purpose, and they want me to apologize. Am I the butthole for replacing them for pictures of my dog because they never sent me a picture? This is a stupid amount of drama over a phone case. O.P., zero out of five Buttholes. The cousins and their parents get 0.5 out of five buttholes. That was our slash am I the butthole. And if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.