rSlash - r/AITA I'm Dating My Babysitter

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

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Wow. That's a 18 year age gap. Recently we went to a friend's wedding. Both of us were pretty drunk at the reception, as were most of our friends and family. At one point, my boyfriend and I were at separate tables talking to people, and one of his friends comes over to me saying I need to come get my man because he's acting like an idiot and saying stupid stuff. I told him that's pretty par for the course when he's drinking, and just to cut him off from having any more. His friend was laughing about this so I didn't take it seriously. Not long after that we ended up migrating into a larger group and I see my boyfriend.

He'd stopped drinking but he's still evidently hammered. They're on the topic of inner course, positions for whatever reason, and he's saying very loudly how much I love doggy style and physically making the motions and overall making me super uncomfortable. I told him quietly to cut that out and stop talking about that. Of course, he didn't. He stopped for maybe 10 minutes before getting back into talking about our love life, this time announcing to all of our friends that I love it in the butt. By this point, he was talking loudly enough that his family, including his parents and brothers, could hear us at the next table over.

We have done that a few times, but I don't really care for it at all. It's just something I do for him. This time, he shakes me by the shoulders and, again, practically yelling says, YOU LOVE IT UP THE BUTT! YOU LIKE THE PAIN OF IT, DON'T YOU? Naturally, I'm mortified. I say the first thing that comes to my mind, which is, it doesn't hurt when your dick is that tiny and I leave. Admittedly, I was also drunk and maybe missing out on some of the details here,

but afterward my boyfriend was furious with me. He said I embarrassed him in front of my friends and family and I was completely out of line. He said that it was obvious he was joking before and my comment was deliberate and hurtful. I'll concede that I was trying to hurt him with that remark and his dick is average-sized, so it wasn't even true. But I feel like this was justified given the circumstances. Am I the butthole? Oh jeez. I uh, oh gosh, can I feel like this was justified given the circumstances. Am I the butthole? Oh jeez. I uh, oh gosh, can I even read this? I went to OP's post history. I don't think I can read most of these stories because they're pretty racy and YouTube doesn't like racy stuff, but I'll read

the titles of OP's posts over the past three years. My boyfriend wants me to turn off my gag reflex. This one says, my boyfriend knew me as a child? What? I'll read a bit of this. We've met each other's families a couple of times, and up until recently, I wasn't aware that there were any mutual connections. I came to find out through a relative of mine that my boyfriend's then-girlfriend used to babysit me when I was little.

I was between three and six years old and they were around college age at the time. Apparently, I spent a lot of time with this babysitter who lived with my boyfriend back then and it wasn't uncommon for them to babysit me together. I brought this up to my boyfriend to see if he remembered it at all. He told me that he did and I was kind of shocked that he never thought to mention it and he said that it wasn't a big deal and was so long ago that he didn't think that it was important to tell me. On the one hand, I see where he's coming from, but I also think that knowing me for three years as a child is something worth bringing up at least once. You know, imagine being a, I don't know, an 18-year-old girl, and your 19-year-old boyfriend comes over, and you're dating a little three year old girl. And he,

and the guy says to you, your boyfriend says to you, you know, we're just not gonna work out. I'm gonna leave you for that little girl over there, pointing to the three year old. And that actually does turn out to be true. Geez Louise. All right, more posts from OP. Am I the butthole for rejecting sex toys

as a Christmas gift? Oh, geez. Apparently, OP's boyfriend gifted her a whole bunch of toys that are around the back door area. He spent a thousand dollars on butt plugs, basically. Butt plugs and lingerie. Then we have, am I the butthole for offering to peg my boyfriend and is accident- and then another post, is accidental back door a thing? OP's boyfriend

is obsessed, absolutely obsessed with the butt. To be honest, this guy sounds like a real pain in the ass. Okay, well that's quite a journey. OP, I'm giving you, I guess, 0 out of 5 buttholes. I don't want to give your boyfriend any butthole score because I'm afraid he would think that I'm coming on to him. But I think you should probably move on. This guy doesn't seem very pleasant to be with. Am I the butthole for turning my sister away for the second time after she slept with the father of my children while I was with him and then came to me when he cheated and passed on STDs to her. I'm a 27 year old woman and I have three kids with my now ex, Khan who's 29. Ten months ago, my sister who's 26 confessed that she and Khan slept together the week before and she said she regretted it and needed us to be okay.

She told me it was a mistake and she got caught up in the moment because she had a crush on Khan and she needed me to not hate her for it. That she loved me and wanted us to make things work. Khan didn't even try to deny it. He told me he'd been sleeping around for years and that he slept with my sister more than once. My sister denied that strongly. I broke up with him immediately and told her to get lost.

I said I never wanted to see her again and that she disgusted and repulsed me and I didn't care how bad she felt. I wanted her to feel bad. I wanted her to hurt and she would never hurt as much as I was right then so forget about me. I got checked after I broke up with Khan to make sure he didn't give me anything with all the cheating. I was negative for all the STDs, and I'm incredibly thankful for that. With the amount of cheating he talked about, I'm surprised I didn't catch anything. She ended up dating Khan because I rejected her. Or that was the story she told others. She said she felt guilty and needed some good to come from this because clearly I would never give her the time of day again and that's true. I swore to myself that I would not forgive her. Even through therapy,

I've become more secure in the belief that what she did broke our relationship beyond repair and regardless of whether it was one time, which I don't believe, or a full affair, it was wrong and will never come back from it. I really don't care what happens to her and if she died tomorrow, I wouldn't grieve or make an appearance at her funeral. Recently, my sister found out that Khan cheated on her and he didn't only cheat, but he passed along some STDs. I don't know specifics. I believe she's also waiting to make sure that he didn't give her HIV, although I can't say I paid enough attention to know if that was a big concern or just them being cautious.

But she thought that experience would make me more forgiving of her. She was wrong. She showed up at my place and I shut the door in her face without saying a word. She showed up at our brother's house while I was hitting inside and he shooed her but she told me how sorry she was again, and how scared she was and how much she needed me. I ignored her and kept going, and our brother told her that she wasn't welcome. She tried again, and this time I did respond. I told her I don't care, and if anything, she deserves everything she got after what she did,

and how stupid she was in the end. She told me she needed me and that she was scared. I told her, just like when I found out my partner of 8 years and the father of my children was cheating, and I could have used my sister, only she betrayed me as well by cheating with him. She said that it was one time and that she would have been there for me, and I told her I didn't want her disgusting self to touch me, because I said that's how I saw her now, a disgusting backstabber. I told her I don't care if he's given her every STD under the sun, because I want nothing more to do with her and she can die in a hole for all I care.

I haven't seen her since. Apparently she's very distraught and she's also the topic of gossip in our social circles. She lost most of our shared friends and a few have shared a similar sentiment to me on her. But a couple have asked me if I don't feel a little bit bad for being so cruel and turning her away a second time even after all of her apologies. They said they felt that I should have found a way to work through this because we were close for such a long time and sisters are for life or whatever stupid stuff they said. I do not feel guilty. I don't even feel bad for her or have any kind of empathy. Am I the butthole though? It's like this phrase I heard recently. The tears of an enemy are merely

water. OP, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes. I'm giving your sister and your cheating ex 3.5 out of 5 buttholes. Am I the butthole? My wife asked for it and then got upset when it happened. I'm a 38 year old man and a wrestler. I used to compete at a high level. Obviously, I don't compete anymore, but I still lift weights and wrestle for fun. My wife is 36 and we have 3 kids together. a 15 year old girl, an 11 year old boy and

a 9 year old girl. I enrolled all of our kids in wrestling at the age of 7. The older two have been training and competing since then and the youngest didn't like the sport so she quit and now she's doing gymnastics. My wife has never wrestled, but she goes to the gym regularly and she has decent strength. Yesterday I was chatting with my wife and the topic of our daughter's wrestling tournament came up and she asked me what do I think would happen if my wife and my daughter wrestled and I told my wife that she has no chance.

My wife said, my daughter isn't beating me, I'm much stronger. And I told her, you can try if you want to, but I'm telling you, you'll get ragdolled. And she said, okay, let's do it then. So I called our daughter into the backyard and told her that her mom wants to wrestle. They wrestled while me and the other kids were watching. And just like I told her, my wife got handled with ease. When they were done, it didn't last long. My wife laughed it off and acted fine. But as soon as it was only me and her she said to me, So you knew how that wrestling match was going to go?

I answered yes and she said, And you still let it happen? I got embarrassed by my own child in front of my other children and now they're not going to look at me the same way. I told her she's the one who asked for it. And the idea that our kids will not look at her the same way is completely false because I taught our kids to be graceful and respectful in victory and defeat. And I'm pretty sure they have respect for their mother regardless of what happens in

a wrestling match. Even after I said that, she wasn't convinced and is still upset, which is not justified in my opinion. OP, your wife is acting like a spoiled little baby. wasn't convinced and is still upset, which is not justified in my opinion. OP, your wife is acting like a spoiled little baby. First of all, why does she need to prove herself that she's stronger than a 15 year old girl? And then she does the stupid girl stereotype of as soon as something goes wrong, she blames the nearest man.

She effed around and found out, and then where's a man that I can say, huh, how could you let me eff around and find out when I said that I want to eff around and find out? Oh God. Am I the butthole for basically telling my in-laws, this is my house. If you don't like the rules, get out. First off, I don't think that I was wrong, which has infuriated my girlfriend. I'm 25 and I recently moved into my house. Me and my girlfriend, who's 27, had a little housewarming. Her family, my mother, and a few of our friends. We were eating outdoors and the kids had their own table. My girlfriend's nephew, who's 8, knocked over a jug of dilute. For clarity here, I have no idea what a jug of dilute is, so your guess is as good

as mine. I was at the table when it happened and it was clearly an accident. He was very polite and apologized. He was a little upset, but I just laughed it off. His father came over and I was shocked at how much his father criticized his son. I told him it was only an accident and he kept going. I felt really guilty for not stopping it. The kid ran over to the corner of the garden and started crying. His father went back to the table and he said what happened and his wife said that their son deserved that. He should stay there a long time or something along those lines. There was almost some mocking laughter from some of her family. Anyways, I went over to the boy a couple of

minutes later. I gave him a bar of chocolate. He was still crying. He said sorry again. I gave him a high five and taught him this high five that I used to do as a kid. His mother came over and said, Do you mind not talking to my son? He needs to think about what he did wrong, and he needs to do that alone. I took her and her husband aside and said, This is my house. If you want to upset your kids, don't do it here. If you don't like it, get out." I swear, the reaction that followed was insane. They went back to the table saying it. My mom, who's never one to hold back, said, "...didn't I raise a great son? He's spot on not to let bullies in his house."

Which erupted things even more. My girlfriend spoke to me in private and asked me to apologize to them. I said no. I stand by what I said. And this part I regret a bit. I told her I think less of her for even asking me to apologize. A mate of mine and his son kicked ball with the boy and I. He actually gave me a hug at the end of the party and said sorry again. He hugged so tightly for a couple of seconds. I really could go on about the drama, but in short, her family thought that I was wrong. I was getting little digs, etc. My girlfriend's friend came up privately and said that I was right to step in. My girlfriend is still pushing for me to apologize.

I still don't think that I did anything wrong. I didn't tell them how to parent, but told them to leave if that's how they want to parent. If I'm being completely honest, I'm not sure I'd want a kid with a family like that. OP, I'm glad someone's sticking up for that kid because his parents clearly aren't doing it. If he had intentionally thrown a jug of whatever, I could understand that level of reaction. But an accident deserves a public scolding and timeout. What's the big deal? OP, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes. I'm giving the parents in this story 1 out of 5 buttholes. Am I the butthole because I found out my husband's present for my birthday and I hate it? I know, I'll sound ungrateful, but I need advice. I'll turn 45 in a few weeks and I

casually found out what my husband is going to give me as a present. Flashback. When we started dating, he had a two-seat BMW he loved. He had a major accident with it, spent a month in the hospital, had it repaired, and then it was stolen three times. It caused a lot of fights and pain between us and also a huge loss of money. I hated it. When our first daughter was born, he agreed there was no use for a two-seat car and sold it. The guy who took it only paid for half of it. The other half was never paid for. Hence lawsuits, lawyers, more lost money and more hate. But that was almost 20 years ago. Now I found out that he's found the very same BMW and bought it as a present for me.

He knows how I feel about this car, that it brought a lot of negativity into our lives, we don't need it and don't want to drive it. It's basically for himself. How am I supposed to react when he'll give it to me? Falsely cheerful? I know this car, having it again makes him happy, but it definitely makes me unhappy. I don't want to disappoint him, but he did disappoint me and I can't help but feeling like I'm the butthole.

Down in the comments we have this story from Emeritus Member. My father-in-law bought his wife a fancy grill for her birthday one year. She never grills, He just wanted it. So for his birthday that year, she bought him the dog that SHE always wanted and HE hated. He finally got the picture that gifts are supposed to be something the receiver likes. I'm on your side OP, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes, your husband gets 2 out of 5. That was r slash am I the butthole and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day.