rSlash - r/AITA My Family Tried to Steal My House!

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

0:00 Intro 0:07 Wet bed 3:23 Car purchase 7:56 Cut off 10:44 Told ya so Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to R-slash, Am I the Butthole, where O.P.'s boyfriend wants to sleep in a puddle of his own pee. Am I the butthole because my boyfriend peed the bid, and he's mad at me for my response, I'm a 23-year-old woman, and my boyfriend is 27. We just moved into a new house and bought a new mattress. Last night, I woke up to a wet feeling under my arm and hand. My boyfriend was already up and in the bathroom. When he came back, I asked him if he spilled something in the bed or if he knew why it was wet. He told me he thinks he peed the bed.

I asked him again and said, wait, are you serious? And he said, I think I peed in my dream and peed in real life. We're both half awake at this point, and I'm just surprised that he actually did wet the bed. I asked him to go grab stuff to clean it up, and he told me that it was fine? I asked him what he meant by that, and he grabbed a towel, laid on the wet spot, and got back into bed to go to sleep. I pulled the covers off of him and told him he needs to go grab stuff to clean it up because I don't want to get it stained. And it's a new mattress, and we don't have a mattress cover for it yet. He told me it was fine and I'm overreacting.

That statement naturally pissed me off, and I told him I'm not going to sleep in his piss and that's not fair to me. He told me he'd clean it in the morning and that it's not a big deal and it doesn't warrant the reaction that I have. That was not the solution I wanted, so I took all the sheets off the bed and threw them at him and told him to sleep on the couch. It was very irritating hearing him tell me that I'm overreacting because I asked him to clean up his pee and in the bed that we both sleep in. He then knocked on the door 10 minutes later asking for a new blanket because the one I gave him smelled like pee. You know, I'll admit, totally honest with you guys, I've had the same scenario happen to me.

I also have one time as an adult peed in my bed because I had a dream where I was standing in front of a toilet peeing. So I peed on myself a little bit and then I woke up and I cleaned up the bed because That's a normal adult thing to do. And because what else are you going to do? Go to sleep on top of your wet puddle? That's gross. It's disgusting.

Apparently it's what this guy wants to do for some reason. Opie, you are not overreacting. His response is nuts. He's also telling you very clearly that if you guys ever have a baby together and the baby wakes up in the middle of the night, he will not wake up to help with the baby because his sleep is the most important thing on earth.

Then Opie posted an update. He got back from work. today with flowers and my favorite ice cream. He told me he was thinking about what happened last night and all day, and that he was sorry. He apologized for dismissing me and that he was disrespectful. I told him that the only issue I had with the situation was him telling me I was overreacting for me wanting him to clean up the pee. That wasn't fair to me, and to expect me to be okay with sleeping in his pee. So O.P., I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving your boyfriend, well, I'm giving him zero out of five buttholes for peeing in bed. Because it happens, okay? Because that's a completely

reasonable situation to pee your own bed, as if you're dreaming about peeing in a toilet. That makes sense, all right? But his reaction was kind of sucky, so I'm giving him 1.5 out of five buttholes for his reaction. Am I the butthole for vetoing my wife's car purchase in the dealership and walking her out of there without looking at the car she picked out? So I'm a 29-year-old guy, and my wife, who's 27, is a stay-at-home mom by her choice, until the kids are old enough to go to school. Her older Honda SUV recently bit the dust when it needed some major repairs that totaled more than the value of the car. That was right at the beginning of the work week for me, so I unfortunately didn't have the time to sit with her and look at the cars immediately. I told her she could do some research first, or she could hold off until my days off, and we could do some research together.

I gave her a maximum budget of $20,000, but it was flexible if she found something she really liked. In the meantime, I lent her my car, a Mustang Mach-E, and took public transportation and Uber to work during the week. On one of my half days, I get a call from my wife saying I need to come to a dealership after work and look at a new car she wants. I get a sinking feeling that she went to a dealership without me, knowing how predatory they can be, so I ask her for the address. It's a Lexus dealer. I ask her who recommended it, and she said that one of her friends has a boyfriend who works there, and they would work out a nice deal for her. That friend happens to drive a Lexus and manage to get my wife in love with her car. I get off work and drive over to the dealership. On the phone with my wife, I locate her and the car sales professional. I ask if she's

seen and driven the car. She says yes, she likes it. I ask the salesman how much is it out the door and he says, well, your wife and I were discussing some options. How much do you have down? I said, honey, we're not buying a car today. Let's go. She asks why, and I say because he can't give us a straight answer about how much the car costs. He says, hold on and prints out the sheet. This used 2020 Lexus GX460 was an eye-watering $56,000 after taxes, fees, and add-ons. I said, no, honey, that's not what we agreed on. She asked if I could at least look at the car before I left, but I said no. The salesman tried to butter me up and sell me on the car and say they could work on the

price, but I just took the keys from my wife and left. Eventually, I was able to sit her down and show her some much more affordable options that wouldn't require us financing the car and going back into debt. She ended up purchasing a nice used Honda Pilot touring that she ended up liking. That car all told purchase price and then some overdue maintenance items came out to about 21K. This incident in the grand scheme of marriage was a blip. But she did say I seemed cold and unreceptive to what she wanted at the dealership. But I defended myself by saying that the sales strategy in a dealership sometimes is to make one spouse love the car

and make that spouse feel like the salesperson is on their side so they might purchase a car from them even if it's not a good decision for the couple. Am I the butthole for how I handled the dealership situation? Her friend is also a little upset. I treated her boyfriend rudely at the dealership. But from my perspective, that wasn't my wife's friend's partner. That was a car salesman trying to put us into a $800 a month worth of debt for the next five years. The top comment from Chemical Shirt.

Ex-car sales guy here, you're a thousand percent right. Every tactic you described is exactly what they do. Lowl, good work. It's crazy that O.P. is second-guessing himself because my reading of this is he is incredibly generous. His wife's car dies and immediately he's like, okay, let's drop

$20,000 on another car for you. Then he gives over his own car to her. I'm guessing probably because they have a young child so they need a reliable car with a baby seat more than likely. So O.P. in my opinion, went above and beyond. And then she responded, the way she showed her gratitude was to triple the budget with a Lexus. Also, just out of curiosity, I

Googled, used 2020 Lexus GX460, and I'm getting results at this says 37K and this says 39K. So that means the dealership was potentially tacking on, gosh, like $17,000 maybe. O.P.'s wife is a sucker. Not necessarily a bad person, but definitely a rube. Am I the but for cutting off my entire family after they tried to have me trespassed from the house I paid for while I was caring for my newborn. My dad's dying wish was that I look after the family. For 10 years, I paid every bill, bought my mom a $32,000 car, and even built a tiny home for myself all while they refused to work. When my son was a newborn and moving, they called the police to trespass me from the house that I'd paid for since I was 15. When that didn't work, they tried to steal my cars.

When I was 15, my dad died. People romanticized last words, but his were him telling me to look after the family. I hated the man. He was abusive, but I still took it seriously. From 15 to 25, I paid everything, the family home, the mortgage, the bills, the food. I even bought my mom a brand new $32,000 car. Over the years, I poured tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars into keeping them afloat while they stayed on benefits and didn't work. Every time I asked to put the house in my name, they dodged it. If I mentioned buying another property, they guilt tripped me into backing down. They also have a habit of borrowing my tools when I was away working or removing parts from my cars to fix whatever heaps they had without ever asking or replacing them. I built a self-contained one bidroom on the property out of my own pocket. But when my

partner got pregnant, I decided my priority was going to be my own kid. I offered to buy the property officially. They came back with a price so absurd that no real estate agent would touch it. So we bought another place. My son was four months old around this time, and I was at home caring for him while my partner worked during the day. My family showed up and caused a fit. Later that night, my sister called the police to trespass me from the house that I'd been paying for for over a decade. When that failed, she threatened to steal my cars. They started insulting me, calling me a terrible father. That night, a group of friends came to my aid.

They moved all my cars and the rest of our stuff in because we'd started moving already. I was so emotionally wrecked that I broke my two years of sobriety. It's kind of depressing when someone makes a post that's like, hey, I'm being horribly abused and I have been for the past decade. Am I the butthole for not being abused anymore for standing up for myself for the first time? Because O.P. is clearly so accustomed to being mistreated that him seeking respect and dignity feels to him like he's being mean. O.P., you're not the butthole. Just move on, cut them out of your life and go no contact. Am I the butthole for saying I told you so when my boyfriend got beat up by my ex. I ended things with my ex a year ago,

and I've been dating my boyfriend for six months. My ex, during this time, refused to move on and basically has repeatedly sent me flirty texts until I blocked him, as well as hitting on me in person, blatantly in front of my boyfriend too. I've told him multiple times that I'm not interested and that I love my new boyfriend, but my ex has persisted. This has led to my boyfriend wanting to fight my ex for disrespecting you and I in our relationship. I always told him that this wasn't a good idea because violence isn't the answer. But the real reason is half that and also half because I know my ex would beat him in a fight. My ex trains in the gym a lot and also does multiple martial arts,

whereas my boyfriend isn't really into fitness and is really skinny. My boyfriend finally told me last week that he's going to fight my ex at a party they'll both be at this Saturday. I begged him not to and told him bluntly that he'll lose and make himself look bad. He responded saying he's a lot bigger than my ex. Which is true, he's quite tall and my ex is average heights, so he'll be fine. I repeatedly warned him, but he brushed it off. Lo and behold, exactly what I said happened, and he ended up losing, although he wasn't hurt too badly aside from his ego. He came to me upset and expected sympathy, but I just felt irritated and said that I told him exactly that this would happen, and he chose not to listen.

He's angry at me for being unsupportive, but I feel like I tried to warn him. Am I the butthole? This is the most 15-year-old high schooler post I've ever read in my life. How old are you? The top post, LOL, how old are you guys? That's what I was wondering. There's no way any person in this story is over the age of 18. Ah, the second highest post. Are you guys like 15? O.P. says, 17. These are immature 17-year-olds. Pretty much every single comment is like, you guys are just teenagers, right? O.P., I wouldn't worry about it. The odds of your relationship actually lasting are practically zero. Yes, high school sweetheart relationships do work out, but something tells me that the

players in this story don't quite have the emotional maturity to make this relationship last. I mean, I guess O.P. does because O.P. did warn the guy not to, but it's shocking that she's still with him. O.B., I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving your dumb boyfriend one out of five buttholes. Also, I guess your ex gets 1.5 out of five buttholes for not moving on. That was our slash am I the butthole. And if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.