rSlash - r/AITA My Roommate Wipes Her Butt on My Furniture

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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Am I the butthole for asking my roommate's wife to wear bottoms around the house? My significant other and I have been putting up our brother-in-law while he's trying to move back. He's employed and he's paying token room and board while him and his wife attempt to sell their house. It's been six months so far. My brother-in-law's spouse, Tina, is in her late 30s. A larger girl with some health issues.

She's visited before and ruined decorative pillows due to having accidents on them as she likes to sit on our black decorative cushions. What? She's now been spending half of every month and shouldn't be in my home as a guest. She doesn't wear underwear under her nightgown and will stay in her nightgown for the majority of the day. I've had it! I wa- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUS SHUST SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH SH gross. She doesn't wear underwear under her nightgown. I watched her ruin another decorative pillow by sitting on it and leaving vaginal discharge and urine on it. I gave her a day to clean it and she pretended it didn't happen. I ended up throwing out the pillow in disgust

and bleaching the seating mat underneath it. Then she wore the same pee stained nightgown the next day. And I watched her as she lifted it up to sit down bare butt on my furniture. So we've spoken to her husband in hopes that he can tell her to wear underpants nicely. I'm also considering getting her a box of incontinence pads and leaving it in the bathroom she uses. Am I the butthole in this? It's disgusting, right? This is gross. This is super gross.

You know, if someone came over to my house and got piss and other unmentionable body fluids and chemicals and materials on my sofa, one time, okay, a freak accident. I guess maybe you can overlook that twice. You're never coming back into my home again. Are you kidding me? This woman's wiping her bare ass on your pillows, using your sofa as toilet paper. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, I'd kick her out. And before you kick her out, make sure you wrap a plastic bag around your shoes because you don't want to get some nasty materials on your shoes when you kick her out, make sure you wrap a plastic bag around your shoes because you don't want to get some nasty materials on your shoes when you kick her out. OP, I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving her 2.5 out of 5 buttholes. Emphasis on the word a butthole. Am I the butthole for not helping my dad's wife because I'm pissed about the trouble she brought into our lives? My dad got married 5 years ago. I'm a 17 year old guy and I had my whole world turned upside down by it because he

married someone who had a really bitter ex and she has kids. 7, 9 and Tim with this dude. Her ex smashed our downstairs windows. Which we can't prove, but come on. He attacked my dad, which he served 6 months in prison for. And he used to sit outside the house for hours and he'd say threatening stuff or he'd insult me and my dad and my dad's wife. The police were in and out of the house a lot, and the cops were called on him a lot

by my dad and his wife. I couldn't have friends over during the worst of that stuff. I couldn't leave the house without my dad. I couldn't even go to my mom's grave in case the ex followed. There were times her ex started stuff and I was asked to basically comfort the kids because they wanted to see their dad and hug him, but my dad's wife wanted them kept away. He had them 50% of the time and those times were way different. I liked it way better when they weren't here, but Dad's wife was fighting for custody. A lot of legal stuff happened, a lot of stuff was said. The ex showed up and stalked us pretty often.

It was stressful and intense, and my dad pulled me away from all my extracurriculars after a while because he wanted me to be safe. I resented him for putting me through it, but I also resented his wife for letting others' lives get screwed up because of her ex. She was just some woman and dad put being with her over my safety since he was so worried about it. And she would say how glad she was that she and the kids had a better family, yet she didn't mind screwing up our lives.

We had a few more incidents with stuff getting destroyed and security cameras not getting a face or a good look at the person doing it. It got really bad when my dad's wife was given primary custody and her ex got custody every other weekend. It eventually got a little better. There's still toxic stuff with my dad's wife and her ex, but my dad and his wife act like everything's perfect and we're some happy family. I wish my dad never met his wife. I do not like her, and I can't wait to turn 18 and no longer

deal with any of this ex BS. I have a job, which I can't work late at because we still have to take precautions because of the ex, and I get to do what I want again with some added restrictions. My dad knows most of how I feel, but I never let it all out there. But he knows. He can feel it. But his wife really believes that we're a real family. Last weekend, she asked for me to take a different shift at work so I could help her out with some errand.

She wanted to pick up some DIY stuff and wanted my help lifting and carrying. I told her I wouldn't do it. She said she thought that it'd be fun since I like DIY stuff. She thought that I'd be willing to help. I told her I wasn't and she wanted to know why and I let her know that she brought nothing but trouble into my life and I didn't want to help her. She took it hard and my dad looked upset too after she told him. I let her know that she brought nothing but trouble into my life and I didn't want to help her. She took it hard and my dad looked upset too after she told him.

She asked me if I really hated her for her ex's actions. I told her she didn't care about the trouble she brought into my life, so why would I care if she was otherwise the victim? I told her she selfishly brought other people into her mess. Later in the week, my dad asked me if I'd be willing to help her another time, and I said no. He told me he was disappointed that I resented them finding each other and building a life together.

He said he thought our new family was worth it, and he'd hope that I'd feel the same. I told him I didn't, and I said that he wasn't blameless either. OP, your dad and your stepmom effectively brought you into a horror movie. And then they're like, oh, you can't be mad at us for putting you in a horror movie. That's not our fault. That's the fault of the creepy ghost monster that's trying to kill us all. I saw a really interesting comment that was basically saying that if OP's mom was still alive, OP's mom could very easily fight for full custody and would almost guaranteed get that full custody considering the terror that

OP lives in. So, in that situation, OP's dad is clearly wrong. And so now that he's a single dad, he's still wrong, right? OP, you get zero out of five buttholes. You should start saving money and try to get out as soon as you turn 18. I'm giving your stepmom 1.5 out of 5 buttholes. I don't want to be too harsh because ultimately she's a victim who's just carrying around all this evil baggage.

Your dad, however, gets 4 out of 5 buttholes. He has a responsibility to put you first and he's just not doing that. Am I the butthole for walking out of yoga class after the instructor hit on my daughter and kissed her? My mom has been begging me to join her yoga class, so I agreed and brought my daughter, who's 19, along. From the moment we walked in, the instructor, Chad, who's in his mid-40s and thinks he's some sort of spiritual guru, zeroed in on my daughter. He kept complimenting her energy and asking her deep, awkward questions about her soul connection. My deaf grandmother, who's 85, saw what was happening and signed to

me that she thought that he was cute. Class starts and my grandma, who has no idea what's going on, starts doing her own random stretches in the back. Meanwhile, Chad keeps adjusting my daughter more than necessary, hands lingering way too long on her waist, whispering things like, relax, feel the flow. She looked super uncomfortable, but he didn't seem to notice. Then, after the class ends as everyone is packing up, Chad grabs my daughter by the shoulders and leans in for what I can only describe as a full-on kiss on the cheek. My daughter was frozen, absolutely stunned, and I lost it. I rushed over, grabbed her, and told Chad he needed to back off.

He just stood there smirking, acting like he'd done nothing wrong. I stormed out with my daughter and told my mom that we were never coming back to that studio. Now my mom is furious at me saying I'm being too dramatic. And my grandma keeps signing, he had good energy, you should have let it go. Am I the butthole for pulling my daughter out? Because I feel like this went way beyond just a yoga class. Then OP posted an update,

This morning I met the studio owner for the first time to discuss all this. She apologized sincerely and admitted that Chad's behavior has been excessively insistent, not only with my daughter, but even with her on previous occasions. She seemed very young herself. She assured me that she finds his actions completely unacceptable and plans to fire him as soon as possible. I am relieved that the issue is finally being taken seriously and I'll keep you updated. Yeah, it's just super telling that this guy spent all of his time with his hands on the 19 year old and not the grandma or OP who's probably middle-aged. The dude clearly is treating this yoga class as a pickup spot. OP, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes.

I'm giving the yoga teacher 3 out of 5 buttholes and also your mom two out of five buttholes because she should support her granddaughter. Am I the butthole for threatening to sue a mommy influencer? I'm a 39-year-old woman and my husband is 44. We're currently looking for a new home after outgrowing our current starter home. We live in a suburb of a major metropolitan area. I'm an architect and he's an attorney. Ideally, we're looking for a home that has some good bones that we can renovate to our area. I'm an architect and he's an attorney. Ideally, we're looking for a home that has some good bones that we can renovate to our taste since I'm an architect and we have friends who work in the trades. Long story short, we toured a home two weeks ago that I thought may be a good fit. There

was a lot that needed to be changed and updated, but for the price listed, I thought that it would be something we wanted to pursue. Fast forward about four days and I get a text from one of my friends asking if I'd seen this with a link to an Instagram reel from a local mommy influencer who's 35. I click on it and it's a security camera video of my husband and I walking through the home on a tour with our realtor and she's taken all the clips where I was talking about things I didn't like or what I would change and spliced it so it looks like I'm being highly critical of her home. The rest of

the video is her saying that she would never sell to us because we're mean and nasty people. Our faces are clearly visible in the videos I might add. My husband drafted up a cease and desist letter yesterday threatening legal action unless she removes the videos and now she's blasting us all over town to kingdom come with her little army of mommy trolls on my husband's law firm social media accounts and my firm's webpage. Mind you, I'm the owner of my firm so it doesn't make a difference for me, but it does for my husband. She hasn't taken down the video yet, and we're fully prepared to take her to court if she doesn't.

My realtor is extremely embarrassed and said that the other realtor is embarrassed as well. Needless to say, we are not pursuing her house anymore and are taking a pause while we deal with this. Two of our friends said that we should have just tried to ride it out and let it pass because this type of thing always does. But I just couldn't let her do this. Am I the butthole? Editing the footage to make you sound worse than you really are is bad enough, but she

could have at least blurred your faces. Nope. Can't even do that. And for that alone, she's the butthole. OP, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes. Stew her pants off, I say. I give The Mommy Influ, you get 0 out of 5 buttholes. Stew her pants off, I say. I give The Mommy Influencer 1.5 out of 5 buttholes. That was r slash am I the butthole and if you liked this content, be sure to follow

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