rSlash - r/AmITheA--Hole for Telling People My Wife Pegs Me?

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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Welcome to our slash Am I the butthole where OP tells his brother that his wife likes to play with his butthole? Am I the butthole for embarrassing my brother in front of the whole family? I'm a 36 year old guy and I'm married to a wonderful woman who's 34. When we first got married 8 years ago, I was making about 36,000 dollars a year and she was making $230,000 a year. Fast forward a year, and we welcomed a sweet baby girl. After my wife's maternity leave ended, I took a vacation to stay with my baby. Well, I found out that being a dad and taking care of the house is a thousand times better than working in a stressful office. My wife and I discussed it, and I became a full-time stay-at-home

dad. I like being a stay-at-home dad. I enjoy keeping the house clean, cooking, and taking care of our kids. We have a seven-year-old girl, a four-year-old boy, and now a one-year-old boy. I also like being involved in the mom groups in Little League. The only person who seems to have a problem with this is my older brother, who's 44. I don't know how, but despite being raised by parents who are very much champions of equal rights, he grew up to be the embodiment of the man provides and guides, the woman makes home and follows, which is why he's been divorced two times and has terrible

relationships with his kids. For the past seven years, my brother has been making jokes about me, trying to imply that I'm less of a man because my wife earns money while I play the wife. I either ignore him or I just shake my head at him. Well, my wife and I were drunk one time, and we came up with a bit of a naughty solution. He gives major vibes of being approved, and is casually homophobic, to be honest. So, when he made a joke last Sunday along the lines of, if you were married to a man, you would 100% be the bottom. I hit him back with, funny you say that, I am a bottom. My wife really knows how to use a dildo and harness to make a man see the stars. He turned so red and everyone kind of let out a shocked laugh and he finally shut up.

After a while, he said that he didn't want to hear about what I do with my wife in our bedroom. I said that if he keeps his comments to himself, I would have no reason to share. But today, Mom called me to say that he refuses to attend Sunday dinner if I'm there unless I apologize. I refused and now, Mom feels bad about it. So am I the butthole? Oh, Pete, your brother's a doofus, man. Oh, well, I bet your wife pegs you. She does peg me and it's great. Um, excuse me, I don't want to hear about your wife pegging you.

Who's talking about your wife pegging you? Shut up, please. I can't handle this. Haha. Also I gotta read this comment from Mama Chunk. Mom needs to get him to apologize if she wants to butt in. He opened the back door. You just walked through it.

Yeah, I agree, OP. You could zero out of five buttholes. He had this comment. Your brother gets 1.5 out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for returning home after I found out that my husband booked first class for him and his friend while I got economy? My husband and I are in our 30s, and I haven't been on a trip out of the country for years. Meanwhile my husband goes every year with his best friend.

My husband's reason for going with his friend is that they both go to attend sporting events. This year my husband told me I could go with him and his friends since they were visiting a new destination. He paid for my ticket and everything else since I'm a stay at home mom and have no job. We left our kids with my mom. However, when I found out that my husband had booked first class for himself and his friend, while I got economy, I just couldn't hold my tongue. I confronted him about it, and at first he refused to discuss it.

Then when the argument got heated he yelled, I paid for the ticket for Fsake, isn't that enough? Then he kept going on about how I should stop acting like I was royalty, and that if I came to think about it, even economy is fine for me since technically I don't work anyways. I cried because of what he said, and I decided to just not go all together. He changed his tone and started begging me to just go with what he had planned, but I declined. I went to pick the kids up from my mom's house and he came back three hours later, huffing and popping about what had happened. His friends sent me a text message calling me entitled, and said this was the reason why

he did what my husband had taken me with him and I just proved his point. I didn't respond. I just blocked him since he's gotten increasingly rude over the past few months. My husband said that I keep crying about being excluded and this is what happens when he finally decides to include me. Am I the butthole for not settling for economy?

By the way, he is perfectly capable of financing the trip. Okay, okay, this is like a really, really toxic mentality that your husband has. It's like, yeah, okay, he is making the money, but that doesn't mean that it's his money to do with as he pleases. It's both of your money because you're married, and this is the relationship you have.

He makes the money, you raise the kids. Okay, so like, let's apply this guy's logic. Let's suppose he's trying to say that he makes the money, therefore he gets to say how that money is spent. By that logic, since you're the stay-at-home mom raising the kids, then you get to decide if he does and doesn't spend time with his kids, right? Right? Like that's logical. Like he comes home, he's excited to see his kids, he wants to play with them. Um, no sweetie, I'm sorry, but I'm the stay-at-home mom, you need to stop acting like royalty. I get to decide when the kids play with you. You don't get to decide because you're not the stay at home mom.

Like, you see what I mean? It's just toxic and controlling. And he's literally putting himself before you. OP, you get zero out of five buttoles. Your husband gets 2.5 out of five buttoles. Am I the buttole for throwing my siblings in foster care so I can have a better life? I have roughly too many siblings and even more step siblings. Between

my parents and my latest stepfather, we have 8 kids living here. Myself, a 19 year old girl, 3 half siblings on my mom's side, 15, 11 and 9, and 4 step siblings, 14, 12, 9 and 6, as well as one full-blooded sister who's 6. Things have never been particularly good or stable, but now we're at rock bottom. My mother and stepfather are going to be going away for a long time, and everyone's in a rush to get all these kids into homes. I'm the only sibling who's over 18, so everyone wants me to do it, but I don't want to. I'd gotten an opportunity. My grandmother on my father's side offered to have me and my full-blooded sister move in

with her, and she even offered to pay me to go to college. The thing is, she lives several states away. I talked to social services about this, and I got the answer that I could move with my six-year-old sister without a problem because our parents were able to voluntarily give me guardianship of her and I'm her full sister. My other siblings I could only take in if I stayed in the state because they would become part of the foster care system. I'm sorry, but being forced to stay here would destroy my future. I could definitely survive, but I would be stuck in this horrible place working paycheck to paycheck.

I could never have a real life. I made the obvious choice. The social workers were nice enough to arrange it so that me and my six-year-old sister weren't picked up in front of the other kids, but obviously they knew what was happening. My four siblings with phones have been texting and calling me non-stop. Some of them are asking for help, and some of them are just screaming at me for abandoning them. I know the system is going to be really bad for them because of where they are and their

ages, but I just can't do it. I can't blow this. This is my and my six-year-old sister's first chance at a real life, and I feel like I owe it to both of us to take it. Am I in the wrong here? My siblings and my mom think that I am, and my grandma thinks that I should have done something, but can't say what. And she wouldn't let my siblings live in her house even if it could happen. The only person who doesn't think worse of me is my six year old sister who says that she likes the quiet, but obviously she doesn't know the full story.

Alright, this is just really messed up across the board. Fundamentally, your siblings aren't your responsibility. They're your parent's responsibility. So, they should be mad at your parents, not at you. Like, you're at a 19-year-old girl with no solid income, no real support structure. What are you supposed to do? Raise seven kids by yourself? What I want to know is, what's going on with your parents. You said they're going away for a long time. Does that mean like they're leaving the state, leaving the country?

Are they going to prison? I don't care what their reason is. There is zero justification for them abandoning seven of their kids and expecting their 19 year old daughter to raise all of them. You were put into an impossible situation, OP. and you did what was best for you and your younger sister, which is understandable. I can't really blame you for this.

I'm giving you 0 out of 5 buttholes. I'm also giving your sibling 0 out of 5 buttholes because even though they shouldn't yell at you, their kids, they're caught up in this crazy situation, and I can't really blame them for getting upset about this because who wouldn't be upset in this situation? However, they should really point their eye at their parents, not you. Without understanding the full story of what's going on with your parents, I'm giving both of your parents 4.5 out of 5 buttholes. Like, where are they? What are they doing? It has to be jail, right? Oh man, I went down to the comments and OP clarified that both the

Repairants are going to prison for five years. Am I the butthole for telling my date that he shouldn't call himself a Harvard alumnus? So I'm a 25 year old woman and I match with a guy who had Harvard alum in his bio. There aren't too many of those in my small Midwestern city, so I suggest that we grab some coffee. The date started off wonderfully. We had many shared interests and spent a good 30 minutes talking about them. I started talking about my amazing undergrad experience at Harvard and asked him what he concentrated in.

He gave me a blank stare. After a moment he said, oh, I finished the web debt certificate from the extension program. After some googling, I discovered that anyone can get that certificate by paying a $6,000 fee and taking three online courses. I then asked him, why are you calling yourself a Harvard alumnus? When people here, Bobby went to Harvard, they assumed that Bobby has an actual degree from Harvard. Not some certificate that holds no real weight.

Anyway, my day got up and left, but not before he said, this is why most people can't stand people like you. I've gone over our conversation multiple times in my head, yet I can't see where I said anything wrong. Okay, so obviously the guy is lying on his profile. He's not really lying. He's being deceptive, right? So yeah, he deserves some butthole points for that. I'm gonna give him like 1.5 out of five buttholes

for telling a tiny white lie on his dating profile. Kind of sucks, but not a big deal. But OP, am I correct in understanding that you were on a date with this guy and you literally fact checked him right in front of him so you could call him out on his lie. Did I get that right? You're like sitting there drinking coffee and you're like, you think you're Harvard alum? Well, excuse me. But according to Google, you actually

full of it. If you think that doesn't qualify him as Harvard alum and that's like a deal breaker for you, then okay, fine. Put to fact-check him right in front of his face and then call his degree worthless is super disrespectful. Like how is his certificate worthless? That's really belittling. And in my opinion, it's more disrespectful than what he did. I'm giving you 1.5 out of 5 buttholes. Am I the butthole for telling my wife that she needs to find another job?

I'm a 26 year old guy and I've been married to my 24 year old wife for 4 years. During those 4 years, she's had the same job job which requires her to be away Friday to Sunday. So she leaves early on Friday and returns about 4 to 5 pm on Sunday. Occasionally she would leave on Saturday and return Sunday. She also has to work during certain public holidays. I work full time and get just a bit above minimum wage in tips so our bills are split 60% her to 40% me. While I find myself struggling with money and having to borrow from the joint bank account, my wife never had this problem. I know that she's getting paid more than I do because she works for a high profile client, but I'm not sure how much more she makes than I do. She also won't tell

me exactly what she does. All I know is that it's connected to her degree, and it's 100% not sex work or anything in that industry. The reason why she won't tell me is because she signed an NDA, so she's not allowed to go into details. She does chores around the house, but doesn't cook. She admits herself that she's a bad cook, and hates it. Instead, she would either order those pre-made healthy meals that you heat up for yourself or get take away. When I'm home and she has an order, she'll order for me too. So during most of the days when I'm working, she's either at our house chilling, shopping, or in the gym. Over the years, I got annoyed with this, and I've asked her to find another job,

so she has something to do while I'm working instead of wasting her day. She told me that she's not wasting her day, she's just relaxing, and her job pays her well so she can afford the lifestyle that she wants. I said that it's not fair to me because I come home tired while she's done nothing all day. To that, she said that I could find a different job, but I'm a butthole for wanting her to find another job because I feel tired when coming back from my work. When she has a job that she loves, after that she stopped talking to me. I've spoken to my family and while my parents agree with me that she needs to work, my sisters took my wife's side and called me a massive butthole. Oh P, what?

Your wife does work. She has a job. She makes more money than you. Did you forget that? And like, yeah, she has a better job than you so I can understand feeling a certain amount of like envy, but the correct healthy response to that is to want to lift yourself up to her level, not drag her down to your level. How does that make any sense? Since you're miserable, you want your wife to be extra miserable too? O.P., you should work on getting yourself a new job,

and a new attitude while you're at it. I'm giving you two out of five buttholes, I'm giving your wife zero out of five buttholes. Am I the butthole for ruining my sister's vacation? I'm 22 years old. My sister is 26 and has two kids, a two-month-old and a two-year-old. I always thought that she shouldn't have gotten a second child

because she can barely take care of her first one. And most of the time, she asks other people to take care of them because she can't do it alone. Our mom goes over to help her a lot. Definitely a lot more now that the baby's born. Now for the vacation part. I booked a vacation to the beach a year ago and it was quite expensive. But this is something that I really wanted, so I saved up for it. I asked our mom if she wanted to go with me. She said yes, so I booked the vacation and paid for two people. A month before we left for the vacation, my mom said my sister was also coming because

her boyfriend was a way that same week on a bike vacation. They didn't really ask me, they just announced it. Afterwards I went to my mom and said my concerns about how I was afraid that I would have no time for myself and I would have the babysit all the time. We're now four days into the vacation and everything that I feared came true. I have to constantly keep the two-year-old busy while my mom and sister are on their phones or taking care of the baby. Even when I go somewhere else to be alone for a second, like just to lay down on my

bed or something, he follows me and keeps asking to play. I love my nephew, but it gets too much for me. The only way they leave me alone is when I'm sleeping, so I've been taking a lot of naps. As a result, I haven't been able to do any of the activities that I wanted to do. Today, my sister told me that I'm ruining her vacation because I make a long face all the time. I was so annoyed. I told her, what do you mean I'm ruining your vacation?

I paid for it. This is my vacation. She began yelling and said that just because I paid for everything that doesn't mean that I can sit here and ruin this vacation for her. I said, you invited yourself. I paid for everything that doesn't mean that I can sit here and ruin this vacation for her. I said, you invited yourself. I didn't ask you to be here. I reminded her that they promised that I wouldn't have the baby sits. She began yelling even louder and said that I haven't touched the baby while we were

here. But even then, that was a lie. I've given him a bottle a few times and I held him while he slept and cried plenty of times. I asked her, who do you think's been keeping the two-year-old busy? She got more angry and said, isn't it normal for you to want to play with your two-year-old as his aunt? Our mom was looking at me as if I had kicked the children. Because how could I complain about playing with my own nephew? They stormed out and yelled that there was really something wrong with me, and I should think about what I said.

I've been crying non-stop, and I have no clue what to do anymore. They don't talk to me, and I'm stuck here with them until Friday. Am I the butthole? This is a classic guilt trip, OP. They're trying to guilt you into giving them free babysitting so they can have a better vacation. A better vacation that you paid for. Nah, man, your sister's awful. them free babysitting so they can have a better vacation. A better vacation that you paid for. Nah man, your sister's awful.

Your mother's pretty awful as well by backing up your sister's behavior. OP, I'm giving you zero out of five buttholes. I'm giving your sister three out of five buttholes and I'm giving your mom two out of five buttholes. That was our slash of my the butthole, and if you like this content be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day. If you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.