rSlash - r/Amithedevil I Let My Dog Bite My Pregnant Wife

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

0:00 Intro 0:11 Dog 3:48 Confrontation 7:52 Cheater 13:23 Insecure dater Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Am I the butthole for not getting rid of my dog when my wife asks me to? I'm a 32 year old man and my wife is 29. I'm not saying my wife's concerns aren't valid because they are. I'm simply not willing to rehome my dog, a three-year-old healer. My mother-in-law gave us the dog for free two and a half years ago, and its behaviors have always been there. She gets into the cat box constantly. She gets up on our table when we aren't looking.

She growls at us for redirecting her every single time. She absolutely has bitten the back of my wife's leg when my wife was vacuuming or bitten my wife's hand when my wife went to take something away that she wasn't supposed to have. So the dog has bitten my wife twice over the time that we've had her and both times they were barely hard enough to draw blood. They just left scratches that had tiny beads of blood. We brought her to the vet and we were told that she has a hormonal imbalance, most likely due to inbreeding. My mother-in-law got her

from a breeder in Kentucky, so I guess it's possible. We know nothing about the people and we were told that there were six male dogs to two females. The dog was put on meds, but it didn't help the issues. More things are the fact that she runs off and jumps out of her vehicle when we aren't looking and takes off. She's broken through many leads and harnesses, one of them meant for large dogs over 80 pounds. She jumped out of our vehicle when we stopped at a red light the other day and took off down the street. She chewed through her dog's seat belt and we didn't realize it. It took us over 4 hours to get her back in the vehicle and my wife missed her doctor's

appointment as a result. She's... whoa, she's pregnant! Now these issues were brought up heavily lately because my wife said, and I quote, I outright refuse to continue dealing with this when our baby arrives. You have 6 months to find a new trainer and correct her behavior or the dog is gone. We've already been through trainers however, and even the trainers have stated that this is likely an imbalance of chemicals, not behavioral. This was after 2 years. She was just taken from the training program 4 months ago. She can't be heavily medicated due to other health related issues. But I'm also not willing to just give up on my dog. My wife, on the other hand, has no

qualms of rehoming her because of her being bitten and her simply being completely fed up with revolving her life around a dog when she has a baby on the way and no energy. Missing her appointment and chasing the dog around for four hours truly made her resentful because it was the gender ultrasound that she had been looking forward to. I told her I was not getting rid of the dog, and she immediately started packing her stuff. She's currently with her mother, and she texted me and said that she will not be coming home until the dog is gone. I think it's just hormones, but my friends have stated that I'm the butthole because

I'm essentially choosing an annoying and aggressive dog over my wife, an unborn child. I'm a dog lover. I've had dogs my entire life. I have a dog right now. I cuddle with my dog every single night. I think dogs are 10 out of 10 animals. OP, you are COMPLETELY wrong here. This is not safe for the wife. I don't know what kind of bacteria is in a dog's saliva, but I would not want my pregnant wife getting bitten by any animal. And then inevitably, what happens when it bites the baby? I genuinely think that we're in divorce territory here. The wife is not mad enough about this.

Our next Reddit post comes from rslash the other woman, which as you might imagine is a subreddit about mistresses. Today has been the worst day of my life and I'm desperate for someone who's not gonna judge me and make me feel even worse. My married man's wife confronted me at our job like so unprofessional. She found out about us two weeks ago but didn't know who I was. She finally figured it out somehow and came to talk at work. I tried to avoid her and said this is

not the time and she says it shouldn't have been the time for you to F my husband. And she just got more upset and called me everything you can think of in front of everyone. I work in a hospital so obviously there were people around. She didn't yell, but everyone could still hear her. My married man was there and was trying to keep things calm, but he ended up following her out and they had a blow up in the parking lot. I asked to leave early and I've been sitting in my car just crying. My married man did reach out and say that he's sorry and he'll come over later to talk.

And he wasn't able to leave work, so he's still up there. I have no idea what's going to happen. We all work in the same hospital, but luckily, three different positions with three different bosses. It's terrifying for me, and I don't want to bump into her or see her at all, and I can't quit my job. I'm so embarrassed and just downright humiliated. Everyone was staring and I don't know how the F I'm going to be able to come back to work tomorrow. I have no

idea what to do. Should I go to her HR or mine? Just leave it alone? I honestly don't know what the F to do and I'm terrified of all this. How can I face all these people?" Then OP posted an update. So me and my affair partner have both been asked to resign. I went to the meeting the next day and at first they asked me to tell them what happened so I did. Then all the questions changed to the affair and they started asking if it started at work and if we ever met up at work and things like that. So I already kind of knew where it was hitting. My affair partner told me that his wife said that she was going to give the hospital all the information she had about the affair, the messages and stuff that she took pictures of. Today when I

got in, they called me back into the office and they had three people in there so I knew that I was getting fired. They had the policy that I signed out on the desk, and said that basically my conduct is inappropriate and they do not encourage workplace courtships, and I'm basically being asked to put in my resignation because it's against policy not to let them know about dating a coworker. So basically, if I resign, then I can leave to find a job and they can be a limited reference. If I don't resign, then they fire me outright either way. I'm honestly relieved to be gone. Working the day after was hard and I could tell people were gossiping about us in the situation. I wouldn't have had the strength to leave on my own, so I'm okay with it honestly. I already started applying

for another job. My affair partner is confusing me though. His wife has served him divorce papers and he had a breakdown last night. He says that he didn't think that she would leave him without trying to work on things first, that he's surprised she wants to throw it all away like that so quickly. His kid- his kids do not want to talk to him right now and his family is in an uproar. We had a fight too because why are you telling me this? Like how do you think it makes me feel that you're crying to me about your wife leaving you?

Before the fight, I asked him if we could continue to see each other and he said yes. So why do you want her to forgive you if you don't want to end things with me? Like she's not going to let him have both and he didn't have anything to say. Honestly, OP and the guy in this story sound perfect for each other. I hope they have a long toxic life together. Also sometimes I'm just blown away by the lack of self-awareness, how she can screw a married coworker. But then when the wife comes in and says, hey, don't screw my man, she says, oh, so

unprofessional, let's have standards here. Our next Reddit post is from throwaway. Sometime in February, I planted a camera behind the keyboard in the classroom where my professor lectured. Once she typed in her login information, I was able to view the video and obtain her login information to use for my own personal benefit. On dozens of occasions, I logged on using the professor's login information on school computers and labs that have cameras, and viewed exams, passed labs, and even changed

my own grade in the course. The first exam, around late March, I had seen the answer key prior to taking the exam, and naturally, got a 100% on the exam. No suspicion was raised by the professor. I continued to view answer keys prior to the next exam, which was taken in late April. My exams were very identical to the answer keys. I had noticed that the professor changed her password after the second exam when I went to log in again, and so I put the camera back in the same place as the first time.

However, this time, at some point during the video it shows her looking directly at the camera, implying that she did indeed see it. In the beginning of May about a week after the second exam, my professor came up to me after class and asked for me to come with her to the department chair's office. When I sat down, the department chair told me that there was a strong suspicion of me cheating on exams 1 and 2, and asked if there was anything I wanted to tell them. I said, I admit, I cheated on them. That's all I said. I didn't admit how I cheated. Afterwards, he asked me how I cheated, to which I didn't respond. They had me sign a form essentially stating that I admitted to cheating and that they

were going to pass along the information to the Academic Affairs Committee for further investigation, and potentially further sanctions on top of an F in the course. About a week later, a police officer from the university came to my apartment and asked me to come with him. He drove me to the campus police station where I was questioned about illegal computer usage. An hour later, at the academic affairs office, I was informed verbally that I was going to be expelled from the university. And a day later, I received a letter reiterating the fact that I'd been expelled. The letter says that I will not get a degree,

cannot participate in graduation, and cannot be readmitted to the university, now or in the future. I reached out to an attorney yesterday and I'll be meeting with him tomorrow. The university allows students to appeal the decision within 5 days of receiving the letter, which I'm doing. Essentially, the appeal that I've written states that I admit my actions were egregious and that I felt so much pressure to pass the course and felt awful when I cheated, even before I got caught. I said that I wanted to fess up but didn't know how, and that when I was confronted, I didn't at all try to justify my actions, hide them, or lie. I came clean completely and the burden was finally off. In my appeal,

I am respectfully asking for my sanctions to be lessened to at most suspension from the university so I can still graduate, albeit not on time. I have not yet sent the letter as I still have a few more days to submit the appeal and I'm waiting for my attorney to look at the letter tomorrow and give me any advice. The reason I got an attorney was so I could either A. Heavily grovel. An attorney cannot be present during the hearing and the attorney would just help me before I go in. Or B. Basically sue the school saying the sanctions are too harsh. I will not be denying my actions. The school has sufficient proof that I used the professor's login credentials for my own benefit.

I have to come clean and just hope that the school shows mercy. If the appeal does not go well, I'll resort to Plan B, which is getting the attorney directly involved. Any advice on what I should say during the hearing or anything else I should do? Yo, if the professor had caught you, I don't know, peeking at your neighbor's answers or sneaking in a little cheat sheet that has formulas written on it, then okay, maybe you'd have a case for avoiding expulsion, but hacking into your professor's account and changing your grades and spying on her, possibly illegally in the process?

Nah, man. I can't tell what's dumber, the crime that OP committed here or paying an attorney expecting your attorney to do anything. All the attorney is doing is taking this moron's money. That lawyer's just like, Yes, sir, I will happily bill you 50 bucks an hour to file some strongly worded letter that they'll completely ignore because they have every right to ignore.

Also OP includes the appeal that he wrote. So I'm gonna, it's kind of dry, so I'm gonna get to the juicy parts. Let's see here. In lieu of expulsion, I'm willing to take a semester suspension with the removal of my F on my transcript. In order to demonstrate recognition of my wrongdoing and attempt to redeem myself from my actions, I would be happy to undergo any relevant community service or academic sanctions. I wish to dedicate myself to self-improvement through my pursuit of

knowledge as well as learning from my past mistakes. My egregious actions this semester do not indicate that I am a bad student. In a weak moment of desperation, I made a terrible choice that I'll regret forever. Despite my actions this semester, I have shown profound academic integrity throughout my collegiate career. I appreciate you taking the time to listen to me, and I hope you'll give me a second chance. Our next Reddit post comes from rslashthepassportprose. If you're a woman, read this!

This post does not condone any illegal activities. Hi ladies. I'll share one perspective that more or less represents how most men on this sub feel and why we're here. I'm in my 30s. When I was younger, I did okay in dating prior to Tinder's debut. Fast forward to 2024 and I just finished with the Marine Corps. I was and still am,

in great shape. I'm tall, got into bodybuilding, had a hair transplant, under eye fillers, skin treatments, LASIK, and tripled my income. I went from being a 5 to a solid 7.5 on a scale from 1 to 10. I moved to Romania right after the military only to see what it was like. Been here for almost a year. I went to the US to visit my family for two weeks, and a girl I was interested in said that she wouldn't be able to meet me again for almost a month because she was too busy with work. So because I'm not a 10, she literally didn't care. And mind you, even though she was pretty, she was quite heavy for her height, and I would not have been able to pick her up physically.

My message to you is this, I shed blood, sweat, and tears to become the man that I am today. And there's no way in hell I will ever go back to dating in the US. I get treated like a king in Romania, and I'm appreciated here. With that said, you do not have the right to tell us how to conduct ourselves overseas. What two consenting adults do behind closed doors is none of your business. Women in western countries have no qualms about taking advantage of men for their resources. At least overseas, we're appreciated for it. For men like myself who hop from bed to bed, keep in mind we're a small minority. There aren't nearly enough men to ruin women.

This is a problem only in the West because Western women make almost as much money as men do. Poor countries don't have this issue and women still pair bond with locals due to financial dependence. Lastly, there's no way on God's green earth we're going to let you infiltrate one of the only men's spaces that we have left. If we have to make another social media platform to stop you, we will. The clown show ends here.

Buddy, maybe the problem with your dating in America is the arrogance. He can't go on a date with a girl because she's busy with work and the dude writes a manifesto? That was r slash am I the devil and if you liked this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day.