rSlash - r/Amithedevil My Bigfoot Prank Ruined Everything

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

0:00 Intro 0:11 Villain 2:12 Sims 7:02 Brother 9:45 Prank Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to R. Slash Am I the Devil, where O.P. is sad that he's suffering consequences after assaulting a young girl. Our next Reddit post comes from R. Slash Confessions. I'm a 15-year-old guy, and I've been paying the price for sexually assaulting someone months ago. Before anyone tells me anything, yes, I'm very remorseful for my horrific actions. I'm immensely sorry and showing pity for the victim and there was no excuse whatsoever for what I did. But I sincerely need your help to make sure that I can change. Months ago, between the ages of 14 and 15, my lustful instincts were at their absolute worst, and a specific female friend that I knew since the age of 12 was the first thing that came to mind. I proceeded to continuously touch her pretty much every day. It didn't become a

problem until it actually did. All hell broke loose this past fall, as I was, as I would then learning the hard way why I should have used my common sense and not do such things. Not only was I almost reported, I wasn't reported due to my excessive begging and saying that I would change, but I also almost lost my true reputation, as I should have for my disgusting behavior, and she committed self-harm. Even after that, I helplessly did it again two other times, And this time I'm genuinely destined to start amping up my faith in God, stop my actions, and change as a person. Today I'm so, my God. Today, I'm still traumatized and impacted by this, and I'm having a hard time moving on,

especially since that person is still talking about me and my actions to others. I genuinely fear being jailed and hated by my own family for the remainder of my life. So I ask that you awesome sauce people, please give me some great advice. A sincere thank you, O.P. Here's my advice. Go to the police station, turn yourself in, and go to jail. Our next Reddit post comes from R-slash, Am I the X, and I do not know what this subreddit means. Am I the butthole for deleting my girlfriend's Sims save files? Let's just start by saying that I, a 24-year-old guy, love my girlfriend, Alia, who's 20 very much. She's a super hardworking girl, and she spends a lot of her time on classes trying to get the highest grades possible for applying to nursing school in the near future.

When she's not doing that, she's doing chores or cutting down on her ever-growing to-do list. And when she's not doing that, she's spending two hours a day playing The Sims. This is where the problem comes in. After all the stuff she does, Aaliyah doesn't have as much time to spend with me as she could. She's a perfectionist, too. So when she's doing the more serious stuff like school, she puts in more effort than necessary, which is time consuming. It really got to me that even knowing this, she'll spend so much time on the Sims. It's something frivolous she's doing when we already only get so little time together.

She's also an adult, so essentially playing digital dolls almost every day is kind of something she ought to grow out of by now. I decided to step in and have her cut back on this. I obviously didn't delete the whole game, but I figured deleting the little save file she was working on would deter her from spending so much time on it. That decision backfired tremendously. When she logged onto her game, she thought there was some glitch on it and kept restarting it until I explained to her that I removed the saves. She absolutely flipped out on me, saying she'd been playing in that save file since like 2017, and I'd ruined years of game progress. But Sims isn't even a game with a goal. I told her she was overreacting,

because she still has the game, and she could just remake her same little characters if it mattered so much. But it doesn't need to, and maybe now she can focus on more adult interests, like loved ones. Basically, she left immediately, saying she was so stupid to leave her gaming laptop at my place, and now she won't answer my calls.

I know that this is a total overreaction, But I started to feel a little bad once I realized it may not be as easy to redo her characters as I initially thought. So am I the butthole for deleting my girlfriend Sims saves? Then the next day, O.P. posted an update. Oh, no, it's not O.P. It's the girlfriend. Did you really think I wouldn't find this post? Did you really think I wouldn't see how you've been talking about me? I shuddered to think what you've said and what you deleted.

Why don't you tell them the real story about how you not only, deleted the save files, but also hammered the backup thumb drive so hard, there's a dent on your countertop now, while I cried for you to stop. Why don't you tell them about how you tag along to my study group after your classes because you don't want me to be out of your sights? Why don't you tell them about how my best friend who's so-called in love with me literally lives in another state and only visits once or twice a year? Why don't you tell them about how when my mother was sick a few months ago, you were blowing up my line all day, every day for attention,

knowing I was her primary caregiver 24-7. Why are you telling them that you work full-time or that you manage a grocery store when you work part-time and manage the fast-food place inside of a grocery store? I want you to effing take this to heart when I say this, but I have genuinely been so much worse off for knowing you. You've destroyed my self-esteem with your constant criticisms of what I enjoy.

You've controlled me in every way for as long as I've known you. You don't understand boundaries or when no means no. Your racist effing family treats me like a dog. And your friends are equally racist punk B-word a-holes. You ruined something I've spent years of my life growing up with. And I could never bring myself to forgive and forget that. No matter how much love I've poured into you. I hate you for what you did to me and for what you've been doing.

I mean that. I'm going to make this so, so crystal clear, since you didn't understand it the first time. We are through. Go F yourself. Then, nine days later, the girlfriend posts an update. I went to a local tech shop a few days ago, and they helped me recover everything. But yes, for anyone still wondering, I got everything back. It's honestly absurd that OP calls his girlfriend.

hobby, some like childish little insignificant thing. When he's controlling and immature, he dates like a, like a 13 year old teenager who, oh, we have to text each other every hour on the hour so that everyone knows that we're completely in love. Our next Reddit post is from R slash relationship advice. My brother and I do not have the best relationship, to put it lightly. I love him, but he betrayed me in ways that are unforgivable. Two years ago, I found myself. just very stressed from work. I'd got this new position as a deputy chief in my agency, and it was stressful. The chief and I didn't see eye to eye on things, but eventually her and I started bonding and had an affair. She's a great person, and we were both going through a tough period

and handled the stress in unhealthy ways. But we came out of this as friends. We don't talk as much as we used to because her husband gets uncomfortable, understandably so. Even though we tried to explained to him that we learned from our mistake. Unfortunately, my brother found out, and he told my now ex-wife. My wife didn't even try reconciling, but my former boss's husband and her were able to reconcile. That was my wife's right, but I miss her every day. I couldn't believe my brother would do that. Now, look, I'm appalled by my affair. It's not how I was raised. Instead of my brother going, Hey man, what's going on? You're cheating on your wife, and that's not like you. Can we talk about what's going on? No, he freaking blew up my marriage and it's unforgivable. I wanted to grow old with her,

have two to three kids, and when we die, be buried together. Instead of my brother getting me the help I needed at the time, he ruined my relationship. Now he's getting married. I got the invitation, but I don't want to go. The only reason I started talking to him again was it was hard on my mom. My mom and stepdad went no contact with him. With him? What? And my mom wouldn't speak to him until I said that it was okay. My dad took his side, but talked to both of us. My siblings took my side, but talked to both of us. My mom made it clear until I talked to him that he's not welcome. I could see that she still wanted to talk to him, so I decided to be an adult and talk to him. Still, we're not on the level where I would go to his wedding. Do I let him know that I'm

not coming or just ignore the invitation. Aw, poor buddy. You mean your brother didn't take the time to ask you why you were dicking down your boss? What a heartless person! I can't believe he ruined your marriage. Oh my God. I can't even say that with a straight face. O.P., you ruined your marriage, you dofess!

It's really weird that O.P.'s mom took O.P.'s side? I almost wonder if the mom cheated and that's how she found the stepdad. And that's why the dad took the wife side in this story. Because otherwise it just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would you ever take O.P.'side instead of the brothers? Our next Reddit post is from R slash relationship advice. My girlfriend, whose 23, is threatening to break up with me over a prank that I, a 24-year-old guy, pulled on her and her family. This past weekend was the big camping trip that my girlfriend would be taking with her and her family.

It would consist of her, her parents, her younger sister, her aunt and uncle, and three cousins. It was a big family trip that was being planned for cooler weather. My girlfriend told me all about where they'd be camping, and I decided to take advantage of that knowledge. I visited my girlfriend's house to say goodbye to her and wish her a fun trip, and when they all took off in their cars, I got in my car and drove to the campsite that they'd be staying at. I know the area pretty well, and I was able to find a spot to hide my car from view, and I was able to navigate the woods and keep an eye on them while remaining hidden from view.

When it was nighttime, I put on a Chewbacca costume and ruffled it up a little to make it like wild and untamed. While the family was gathered around the campfire, I started to rustle the bushes. The family noticed, but didn't think much of it. Then I started to make growling noises. The family was getting noticeably freaked out, and then my girlfriend's uncle started to walk towards where I was hiding. As soon as he got close enough, I jumped out from behind the bushes and started making roaring noises while running around acting like bigfoot. I shook their tents, threw their lawn

chairs around, and chased after some of the cousins. I heard my girlfriend's dad yell, get the gun! And that's when I knew I had to end the prank. I took off the costume, revealed myself, and the entire family was pissed. Long story short, I got yelled at by almost all of her family, and the noise attracted the campsite manager who kicked me out after hearing what happened. Today, I heard back from my girlfriend for the first time since the prank, and she said that she's seriously considering breaking up with me. She said that she needs some time to think, and that she'll let me know when she made her decision. Now, I'm just left wondering what I do. I'm thinking that I need to pull off a major apology, and I need some advice on what to say to

save this relationship. Opie, first off, what is wrong with you? Secondly, you're lucky you didn't get shot in the chest with a shotgun. That was. was our slash am i the devil and if you like this content be sure to follow my podcast because i put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day