rSlash - r/Bestof My Husband Was in Bonnie Blue's 1,000 Man Video

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:20 While doing so, I got rid of some of my day lilies that are on my, property. I finish, return to my house, and continue my day, until I hear a shriek from the side of my house. I rush over because I'm scared someone got hurt, and Karen, who just got home from work, asks me why I got rid of her lilies. I say they were my lilies and that I was making space for tomatoes, cucumbers, and carrots. She then calls the police because I destroyed her property. The police come and basically tell her to go inside and shut up. because it's pretty clear whose flowers they were. Then, five days later, OP posted an update. In the comments of my last post, someone suggested that I put a camera facing the garden
Starting point is 00:03:06 in case Karen decides the tomatoes look like they're on her side of the property line. That aside, I didn't expect Karen to do this. Yesterday, Karen got mega drunk, like multiple cases of beer drunk, and this put her anger over the edge about the loss of my lilies. She went with wood and fire starter to my neighbor's house, the one on the opposite side of her house than mine, and lit their trash bins on fire. This spread to the neighbor's porch and their entire home was a light. I'm a light sleeper and living in a cul-de-sac, so I was woken up by the orange haze floating through my windows. I called 911, the whole shebang, witness report and everything. And as I went out with the 911 operator on the phone, this moron Karen gives a confession.
Starting point is 00:03:59 After a while, as the fire department shows up, the Karen realizes her mistakes. One, she lit a house on fire. And two, she lit the wrong house on fire. She's being charged with arson and the like. Luckily, everyone made it out of the burning house. It's a mother, father, and two high school-aged kids. It still feels surreal. Wow, she must have really liked those lilies. Our next Reddit post is from R slash true off my chest.
Starting point is 00:04:28 My husband's nephew and godson is 17 years old. My husband got a job offer overseas for a month. We live in a house, and because I felt uncomfortable living alone in the house, my sister-in-law, my husband's sister, suggested that I stayed with them in their guest room. I love my husband's family. A big, loving family that took me in and welcomed me with open. and heart in arms, even with me coming from a broken home with no family to love me, especially his older sister, who's 47. I'm 32, and my husband is 41. I loved staying with my
Starting point is 00:05:00 sister-in-law. Everything was going great, besides missing my husband, who I spoke to a couple times a day. I'm a night owl, and when everyone went to bed yesterday, I stayed up in the living room to binge House of the Dragon. I must have fallen asleep on the couch. I woke up later to my nephew's hand under my shirt. I pushed him away, but he put his hand on my mouth and pushed me back onto the couch. He hit me hard a couple of times and told me to stop moving. I grabbed a cola glass that I had on the coffee table and hit him with it. My sister-in-law must have heard him grunting in pain and came downstairs. She started hitting him and pushing him out. She asked him to go to the guest house and she went after him probably to see to his hit injury because he was
Starting point is 00:05:46 bleeding. She later came back and took me to the bathroom because I'd peed myself and cut my hand with the glass. She later gave me sleeping pills and stayed with me in the room. I woke up today at noon. Everyone but my sister-in-law was away. All the warmth was gone. She told me she was so disappointed in me that she opened her home to me and yet I used her son. What? I told her that she knew the truth. She saw everything. She said she saw nothing and Nobody would believe someone like me, and if I wanted it on my conscience to break this family. I wanted to leave, but she blocked my way because what would the family say? I started crying and begging her to let me go and that I wouldn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Now I'm home, and I don't know what to do. This will destroy my husband. He loves his family. They're his pride and prize in life. What if he resented me for breaking his family and ruining their reputation? And worse, what if he did? didn't believe me. He'll be home in three weeks. The black eye will probably be gone by then. So O.P. doesn't say who has the black eye, whether she means herself or the nephew. I'm guessing
Starting point is 00:06:59 she means herself. Also, O.P. clarifies that the nephew is 15, soon to be 16. Then three days later, O.P. posted an update. I want to say that I've talked to my husband. It was the usual scheduled phone call before bedtime, but I just broke down crying and told him everything. He facetimed me and saw my face. He told me to pack a bag and wait for his friend to come and pick me up because he never wants me to be home alone. My husband came home late in the afternoon the day after my post. I've never been so happy seeing him like I did then.
Starting point is 00:07:33 He called his sister and told her he was coming over. When it came home, it looked like he had been crying. He asked me if I wanted to press charges and that he wanted me to do it, but only if I wanted. When he was at his sisters, she tried to put the blame on me, but he told her to cut the crap if she really cared about her son. He asked her why she's not more worried about him, the way he escalated into beating a sleeping family member, to go to this length to overpower them. He also asked her why she gave me sleeping pills. About that, I don't know why I took them. I just did.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I've unfortunately always obeyed people who I thought had authority over me since child. She told him that I was panicking and she couldn't calm me down. Anyway, she denied that her son ever did anything like this and that she still thought that I came on to him. My husband talked to his nephew as well and he was saddened to see that he wasn't sorry or affected at all. He didn't even apologize. He said that he was trying to wake me up because the couch wasn't comfortable and I hit him. We've made a report. There's not much more I can do. I don't think it'll lead to anything, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:08:44 but I wanted it to be out there. My husband's brother called him to yell at him. They've already started with the smear campaign. My husband told them my side. I don't know who they'll choose to believe. My husband has six siblings. We'll have to see how this will unfold. His nephew is still a child, and my husband doesn't really want to hurt him.
Starting point is 00:09:04 He thinks he needs help, but not the type that his parents are offering, enabling him. Also, he shares the sentiment that many of you have. The boy will do it again, and, and I probably wasn't his first. It pains him because he loves him very much, but he needs to tell people what he's capable of doing to protect their families. My husband has been quiet and distant these past couple of days. I didn't know what to do about it.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I just felt immensely guilty. I didn't know if I dared to apologize to him and ask his forgiveness for ruining his relationship with his favorite sister and her family. When I finally had the courage to do it, he looked surprised at me. He cried and told me that he was the one who's sorry. He thought that he was finally giving me the big family that I dreamt of, and he hugged me. I cried in his arms. We don't know what'll happen now.
Starting point is 00:09:55 We have plans on moving back to the big city. I don't know what to do with my new job. I need to quit after a couple of months. I'm a preschool teacher, so it shouldn't be hard to find a new job or get my old job back. Thanks again, I don't think I'll be making any more posts. I just want to heal and move on. The thing that sticks out to me about this story is that O.P.'s husband instantly believed her. So either he just really trusts his wife, or I think, more likely, he secretly believes that his nephew would do this type of thing.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Our next Reddit post is from R. Slash, No Stupid Questions. Okay, so my sister and I are 16 years old, and she's four months older than me. And only today did I realize that you can't get pregnant when you're already pregnant. must have been five months into her pregnancy while I was conceived. Is this a case of double pregnancy? Not trying to debate anyone. I just want to understand. Everyone in the comments is telling O.P. that they need to talk to their parents, and presumably they do, after which O.P. edits the post with a single line. Turns out, my dad had an affair with his cousin. Gross. Our next credit post comes from r slash am i the butthole. For context, this post is about a certain adult actress
Starting point is 00:11:14 who was in some sort of 1,000 men versus one girl gang bang. Okay, so myself and a few girlfriends decided to watch a documentary that's been trending. Not going to lie, I was expecting a documentary showing a human side of a certain person. Yeah, as anyone who's watched the documentary knows what it was. On to the issue. My friend's fiance was one of those 1,000 guys. I wasn't the first person to notice. Two other friends were the first to notice. I didn't believe it at first, but with a second watch, it was definitely him. Even though his face was covered between the body shape and the tattoos, it was undeniable. We debated till the early hours of the morning if we should tell our friend, or wait, because she's eight months pregnant. But in my opinion,
Starting point is 00:12:03 If someone cheats like that, it's not their first time, and I'd rather lose her friendship for telling straight away than her finding out that I knew and hit it, because let's be real. When you tell someone news like that, there's a huge chance they'll hate you and not the cheater. So this morning I asked my friend to meet up and talk, and I showed her the evidence, and the minute she looked at the picture, she knew that it was him and broke down. I expected her to be angry at me, but she thanked me for being honest. as multiple people have hinted that she should watch the documentary instead of being up front like I was. I ended up driving her to her mom's house. I'm guessing she told her fiance that I told her. He's been blowing up my phone, calling me an evil little homewrecker who ruined his life.
Starting point is 00:12:51 He's also calling me out on social media for trying to ruin his reputation and wanting his unborn daughter to grow up without a dad. My friends are angry with me for telling her straight away and not waiting until she had to be. the baby in case the stress would cause issues to her health. I don't care if I'm being honest about her fiance, but I feel so bad for putting my friend in the situation while heavily pregnant. And I'm worried that if something does happen to her, it'll be my fault. Like, maybe she would have watched it herself and found out on her own. So, am I the butthole for telling my pregnant friend that her fiancee was in that video? Then the next day, Opie posted an update. My friend's fiancee wasn't the
Starting point is 00:13:33 only one of our partners to be one of those 1,000 guys. My boyfriend of three years was another one. So was another friend's husband. Two hours ago, he posted screenshots in a group chat, and with the photographic receipts, no one could deny. Other men in relationships were also involved. He said in the caption, I wasn't the only one there. Maybe check your own man before coming for my relationship. Then he tagged five other women. I'm not taking the blame alone, and being seen as the bad guy while tagged men did the same. There was a lot more said, but I stopped reading and just deleted my social media account than blocked my now-X.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I don't want to hear his explanation. I feel so humiliated and physically sick. I don't know how I'm going to face my coworkers or clients at work tomorrow. I wish I could just disappear. My phone is going crazy, so I'm going to turn it off for a long shower, then see if I can get any sleep for what I'm sure will be. hell tomorrow. Well, that was an unexpected twist. Interesting that this guy is calling O.P. a homewrecker and then proceeds to blow up seven other relationships. That was our
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