rSlash - r/Bestof My Sister Wants to Steal My Husband

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

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Am I the butthole for laughing when my brother-in-law was berating my little sister? My parents have three kids. Maya a 29 year old woman, me a 28 year old guy and Sally who's 26. The problem is Sally. When she was born, she had some form of medical condition which led doctors to believe that she won't survive at all. But my parents never gave up. They spent money and time for her treatment, and a miracle happened.

Since then, they've coddled Sally to death. Sally always had to have good things. I mostly got my sister's hand-me-downs. Which I didn't mind, but it sucks that I was the forever neglected middle child. But my sister Maya took most of it. Maya was the oldest and the scapegoat. For some weird reasons, Sally was always in competition with Maya, and I'm sure my parents also pitted them against each other too.

Maya was always supposed to behave and never complain. Meanwhile, Sally was a brat. If Maya had a dollhouse, Sally had a bigger dollhouse. If Maya did something good, my parents would just say, good job, and go on about their life. But if Sally even won a participation trophy, they would basically throw a party. Since then, Maya's been walking on eggshells around my parents. She would always be grounded, and we can't even complain that Sally's

been bullying us because she's a special child. Sally was also awful towards me. She would often abuse me and even steal my stuff and my parents wouldn't do anything. And like I mentioned, Sally was always in competition with Maya. If Maya wanted to participate in music, Sally would too. I remember Maya saying in high school that she had a crush. What does Sally do? Make out with that crush in front of Maya. My parents didn't even save enough for college for either of us, but luckily for Maya she got a scholarship. I had to take out a loan. The last straw for Maya was when she was dating this guy in college. She brought him home when they were on vacation.

She caught Sally and him having intercourse in the basement. It was a mess. My parents did berate Sally, but after a few days, they were like, eh, what happened just happened. It'll be wrong to separate those lovebirds. That was it for Maya. She screamed at them that she has endured their abuse for all these years, but not anymore. She cut off contact. There was a lot of tension. Some of my uncles and aunts were divided. Sally was just as shameless as she was and went on to date Maya's ex. Maya eventually got over it and met a nice guy and got married. She did invite our parents, but not Sally. My parents didn't go, but I did.

Now, Maya is currently pregnant with her first child. My parents reached out to her, and although Maya was skeptical, she agreed to reconcile. So, our family has this big dinner once a year at their place where all their relatives and cousins are invited. Maya came along with her husband, Adam. Sally was also there with her husband, Maya's ex. Throughout the evening, I noticed Sally tried to be closer to Adam, but he would just shove her off. When it was time for dinner, my parents made a toast. Then Sally stood up and said that she was so lucky to be here and that she almost died

when she was young. Barf. She then redirected to Maya and said, Sis, I know it must be hard for you because your ex is now my husband, but thanks for the blessing. I know it must be hard for you to be here knowing how hard it was for you to compete with me, but I applaud your bravery. That was the moment Adam stood up and shouted at Sally, saying how dare she insult his wife? Who the f does she think he is? Then the word vomit started. I'm just paraphrasing here. You think you're so special because you were a miracle baby? Guess what? I was a miracle baby too,

but I don't complain about it like you do. You're such a pathetic woman that your only achievement in your life is to have something that was accidental. What else do you have to show for it? Everything you have was basically borrowed from my wife. Even your pathetic husband who spent the entire evening hitting on every female cousin in this room. You're so annoying even your husband doesn't like you. You know what the truth is? You have nothing and you are nothing. You're so shameless and pathetic that you tried to hit on me. You already got her ex and now you want her husband. I would rather die than be with a woman like you whose personality is worth a paper bag. You've always been jealous of my wife because you always knew you would never be as amazing

as she is. That's why you stole from her because that's the only way you could have what she has. There was more to it, but it was so brutal that Sally was in tears. My parents and relatives were shocked. My parents told Maya, well, aren't you going to do anything? Maya said no and left with her husband. Honestly, even my cousins were silent. I knew that no one liked Sally. I, on the other hand, was laughing behind my wine glass. My mom noticed and said I, on the other hand, was laughing behind my wine glass. My mom noticed and said that I'm a butthole for laughing at my sister's misery.

It's been over a week since this happened. The video of Adam's rant was circulating on our cousin's group chat. I still laugh at it. I've been low contact with my family ever since. But they are giving me a lot of flack for Sally. So am I the butthole? Then the same day OP posted an update. For privacy reasons, I can't post the video, not even the audio. Please understand. But I will write out the dialogue. Also even though we live in the states, at home we speak in our native language, so a

lot of this translation might sound robotic. Adam. Huh? What's that supposed to mean? What do you mean? You literally just insulted my wife in front of me. I wanna know what the hell you mean that she's competing with you. Oh, Adam, you have no idea.

Maya has always been pining for my husband. I know it's sad that he fell in love with me, but I'm happy she let it go. Yeah, I'm glad that she's with me rather than your perverted husband who's been hitting on every girl cousin here. How dare you speak about my husband! How dare me? How dare you speak to my wife like that, Sally! Who the F do you think you are?

Queen of England? I won't even make you the queen of Garbage Island. My dad said, Hey, watch it. No, I won't. I won't sit here and watch as your useless daughter trash talks my wife. At this point, Sally was crying. How dare you insult my wife, you grunt. You think you're so effing special because you were a miracle baby?

Well, guess what? I was a rainbow baby too, but I'm not as annoying as you are. You're not the only miracle baby in the world, you dumbass. There are millions of others. Sure, they don't complain about it. What else did you do to think that you deserve the world? What do you have to show for it? My wife is a valedictorian who earns six figures. She has respect in society. What do you have except for your attitude? You're a college dropout who has no life skills and who has been mooching off her parents. Your entire life is borrowed from your sister. Stop it! I will not. You want to hear the truth? The truth is that you're a piece of garbage. Nobody will miss you if you

died. Nobody likes you. Not a single person in your family except for your mom and dad who failed to raise you. My mom said, stop it or else I'll throw you out. I don't give a rat's ass. And you know what? Everyone says how disgusting you are to seduce the husband of your own sister. I was just trying to be nice. Oh, like how you were trying to be nice when Maya brought her ex-boyfriend home? Is this how you say hello in your family? Banging outsiders? How about I screw your dad and husband to express my gratitude? Don't take me for a fool. I know what you were trying to do." My dad said. That's it. You're way out of line.

No. I'm making a line between your slutty daughter and ours. How shameless are you? Your own daughter is trying to sabotage the marriage of your oldest daughter and you. How shameless are you? Your own daughter is trying to sabotage the marriage of your oldest daughter and you're silent? Where was this energy of yours when Maya was crying in her room? Or when her own boyfriend was cheating on her with her sister? Is this the morality you taught your daughter? Do you even have empathy for your other kids? OP and Maya had to suffer a lot because your own daughter is this effing monster. Where was your attitude then? Would you have held Maya accountable if she slept with one of Sally's boyfriends? Answer me." My dad said,

I don't need to answer a stranger. I'm not a stranger. I'm your daughter's husband. I have every right to speak about it. I have every right to call out your daughter's BS. Listen, Sally, you think people actually like you? Well, we don't. None of us in this room full of 50 people likes you in the slightest. You really think that you're pretty and that guys will just fall for you? Well, you're an ugly grunt. Your personality is worth a paper bag. The only reason why your husband is even married to you is because you faked a pregnancy and then faked a miscarriage. Even the guy who's a cheater and a pervert doesn't want to be with you.

And you did it all for who? This guy? He pointed at the douchebag. He's nothing but your sister's sloppy seconds. You don't even deserve her sloppy thirds. What achievements do you have except for being a miracle child? You're a pathetic woman in her 20s who's still mooching off her parents. Just looking at you so irritatingly sobbing like a poor victim makes my skin crawl. You're not special. You're just an entitled brat that everyone hates." That was it.

The room was silent and then my mom spoke. Maya, your husband is insulting us. Maya said, Adam, grab your coat. We're leaving. I've had enough of this. You're not going to do anything? Actually, no, I will not. They left and then our cousins just sat and ate dinner. I was basically laughing quietly behind my wine glass. Mom said, Why are you smiling? You think this is a joke?

Well, no. God, you're so ungrateful. Some guy just insulted your sister and you're sitting here laughing. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Mom, please. We still have guests. The rest of the evening was basically Sally crying and making a scene. My cousins were sharing the video and making fun of Sally. Yes, the group chat has everyone, including Maya and her husband. Except for Sally and her husband. Then the next day, OP posted an update. I went to see Maya and her husband, except for Sally and her husband. Then, the next day, OP posted an update.

I went to see Maya and her husband today. I talked to her and asked her if she was okay. I hadn't got a chance to reach out to her after the dinner. She said that she was fine and that mom and dad had been demanding they apologize to Sally. Barf. She blocked them. Because why should they apologize for telling the truth? They also got the support from the group chat.

A lot of our cousin's parents were unaware of the incident of Sally and all the bullying. They thought that since she was a miracle baby, she'd be an angel. Barf 2.0. I apologized to my brother-in-law, Adam, for what happened. He said sorry to me because he lost his cool. He also had really toxic parents. He basically projected his own anger on Sally. I told him it was fine and even our cousins enjoyed it. They're making fun of Sally and he's practically their hero right now.

And as for my parents, well, they're still in denial. I don't care anymore. They've gone too far. I mean, even a stranger sees through their BS, yet they refuse to see the truth. They're getting a lot of heat from everyone. Especially Grandma, my mom's mom, because our grandpa left her for another woman. So she takes this as a big offense. Apparently, my parents lied to her about Sally's husband. They said that Maya and him used to date, but they broke up. Right now, the cousins and uncles and aunts are divided among themselves. I'm really disappointed in our parents. I hope Sally takes care of them when they're really old, because they obviously just lost

two of their kids. Then one month later, OP posted an update. After I talked to Adam, he called me a few days later to ask if I could speak to him. So I met him at his house, he made some excuses to Maya and took me someplace private. He pulled out his phone and told me that Sally had been texting him non-stop. He ignores her, he's already blocked 3 of her accounts. The text messages range from sorry, please talk to me, bashing Maya, calling him unworthy, some dirty texts and also some provocative photos with captions. I can F you better than Maya can, you know.

Adam was sick of it. I was furious. Does Sally have no shame? I said enough is enough. My parents need to see what kind of person Maya is. So I arranged a meeting with my parents. We didn't tell Maya because she's pregnant. We don't want to stress her further.

We sat with our parents, and before I could speak, Adam cursed at the sight of my sister and started calling her a harlot. I asked him to calm down. Our parents were furious. I told them they should control their miracle child because she's acting crazy. She's been sending inappropriate messages to Adam. My parents obviously didn't believe it. I showed them the proof and they acted like they're disgusted. Sally kept saying that it's a fake account, that someone's trying to defame her. Then Sally's husband forcefully took her phone and discovered the messages. He was screaming and shouting at her.

She was curled up into a ball. Her husband looked at our parents and said, You raised a pathetic whore. I personally grilled my parents. I told them they're a failure. They always prioritize their golden child over their other kids. Where was their concern when their other daughter was betrayed? Would they have done the same if Sally's boyfriend was cheating on her with Maya?

They've enabled Sally so much that she's become an entitled brat. They should know almost everyone in the family hates her and is sick of her. Adam told them they should be ashamed of the brat they raised, that they're bad parents who failed to teach morality to their children and that's why she's after her sister. He said, Look at her! Can you honestly say that you're proud of your daughter? Are you proud that she's a home wrecker?

Are you proud that nobody loves her? They need to get off their high horses. My parents didn't say a word. Lastly, I told them to F off. Me and Maya will be cutting them off. Don't even bother calling us. Their whole life they've invested in their bratty child, so they should just ask for her help when they're old.

I'm done with them. This is when my mom started crying saying it's really unfair the whole family is shunning them I looked at them and asked and whose fault is that my dad looked pretty much defeated I bet there were other members of the family that grilled them too and threatened to cut them off for Sally So yeah, that's it. Nothing big. I don't think they'll learn their lesson for Sally. So yeah, that's it. Nothing big. I don't think they'll learn their lesson, but who cares? And like you guys suggested, I took Adam to a steakhouse and treated him to a fine piece of steak. I also ordered one of those custom trophies like you guys said that has world's sassiest brother-in-law written on it. Adam threatened Sally with the

police so she hasn't sent him any more messages. I have decided that I'll get a place closer to Maya because she does need help from someone in the family. So that's all folks. Yo with that line, how about I screw your dad and your husband to show my gratitude? That was pretty good. That was our slash best of redditor updates and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day.