rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME BUTT IMPLANTS!"

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey Ariana Queen, I just need characters for my game, all the same art style of course. And I've got a description of the characters, but I need someone dedicated who won't just give up after like 5 minutes and take a break for like a day. It pisses me off. No sleep until you feel you've achieved something at least, you know. Anyone? Effing hell! You'll get credited as well, so don't be a dickhead. Imagine I've been coding this whole game, but I'm off-lead drawing, so I can't put the characters in. But cool, whatever.

Sheers for the Effing Help, I don't care if I ping you guys. You all are snakes, someone help me if you're a real one, at everyone. and then after she pings the entire discord server someone else replies If you're looking for an art designer check Instagram. I'm sure there's plenty of creators who will accept a commission from you Discord isn't the best place to look at my opinion Thank you Amber at least someone is helpful, but Instagram people will charge me money that I don't have Someone is helpful, but Instagram people will charge me money that I don't have. Well, of course, art takes time, and exposure in credit is enough to pay the bills of an artist. Nah, I found two people who would do it for free, but they're not dedicated enough. Like, they don't care enough about it, you know?

Some people do it just for hobbies, hopefully I can milk someone for free in no a homo. Man, imagine you're actually a nice enough person to just give someone free work, and then they rag on you because you went to sleep without finishing the free project. It's like, lady, I'd sleep just fine. This next post is a comment on an author's Facebook ad. This book is overpriced at $3.99 on Kindle. The author replies, that's actually below the average price for an ebook at the moment, but all of my books are also available in libraries if you prefer. Libraries, if open, would be the last place I choose a book from. Being visually impaired, the Kindle offers an ideal solution. Why not try the 99 Sins introductory price?

Then, I'd probably follow you as an author. This is my job and my career choosing Beggar. It feeds my family. If you don't value books, and $3.99 for a year's worth of work is too much for you, then you can borrow Kindle books from the library for free. I know, I know sometimes I joke about how for choosing beggars free is too expensive, but this literally just happens. This guy can play in the $4 was too expensive, it's not by the way, and when the author's

like, sure, you can get it for free at a library, he's like, well, you know what, that's just not good enough. Him. Is anyone gifting a fully working 55-inch TV or bigger? Mine just broke, so now I have a thick black line down one side. I needed ASAP, or my kids are gonna go crazy without a TV. I would need delivery too, because I don't have a car, and the only person I could have borrowed a car from has just left.

Thank you, in advance, from a very desperate single mom. Then someone replies, you'd have to be really lucky. If anyone is gifting a TV, you'd be lucky to get a 32-inch, never mind a 55-inch. Gotta try! Why 55-inch or bigger? Surely if you're that desperate, you'd accept anything, right? Because that's what we're used to. If anyone's offering, can you let me know and someone else replies, and me?

Hello furry boob artist. I would like free, hot boob art, no payment, expose your only. Draw me a hot cat wipe with big boobs only. Hot-titted boob only. No homosexual. Boob only. I'm dying soon. I need breast booby furry art to live. I'm guessing this is just like a troll or a joke certain set of an actual choosing beggar, but I had to include it anyway because honestly kid, same. I also need big boobies to live. Fuuuh. Message received from Fortnite gamer 2009 pop. What do you think the odds are that 2009 indicates this person's birth year, meaning this person is what, like 12 years

old or something? Hello, are you the person selling the gaming PC? I'm interested. Yeah, it's an i5 7th generation GTX 1060 with 16 gigabytes of RAM computer. My asking price is 700 bucks, but I could do 600 bucks if you got the cash today. Okay, listen man, I need that computer because I need to make a Fortnite YouTube channel. So I need the PC delivered free. But don't worry, I'll give you a shout out. If you don't, I'll call 911 and you'll get arrested. Give your mom her phone back.

But why? Please get computer, I'll shout you out or else. Hello, well, no. Bro, do it now, I beg you, or I'll call 911 and they'll cuff you if you don't give it now. Answer! Okay, I guess the cops will arrest you. Answer! Alright, yeah, I'd say this kid's definitely 12 years old.

Selling custom scooter for 400 bucks. Cool, is $25 okay? It was 800 bucks brand new. Bro, all it is is metal and plastic and rubber put together. $25 is more than enough. Seriously dude? $25 is more than enough. You're a p***** else gaming children.

What? Opie, just off from 25 bucks for his car, after all, it's just metal, plastic and rubber, right? Wow, that artwork is so epic cool! I would love to get a print! Your page is really cool! I keep wondering if I should get a copy of anything, I couldn't resist with this one. OMG, thank you, that's so nice, I'm very glad.

Do you have a size that you prefer to be in? I think medium will do, Yeah, medium will do. I have to pay. My bio literally says DM to buy prints. Oh, LMAO people actually pay you for that. Is there anything you're handing out without payment? Oh yeah, absolutely. And then OP sends the choosing beggar a picture of her middle finger.

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I had a client recently who went an extra mile on the crazy highway. I shoot intimate portraits, which means that people are usually wearing none or very little clothing. I get an inquiry from a client who wants to get a quote, I walk her through the process and let her know what's included in the shoot, which was X amount of photos and album and makeup service. She agrees to it pays the retainer and signs the contract, where it specifies everything

that's included in the shoot. How much she has to pay and when. There's also a disclaimer that says to read the contract carefully. Cue the weirdest question I've ever been asked as a photographer. Can you buy me a swimsuit for the shoot? Um, sorry, no. I don't have a client closet yet, maybe in the future. Oh, okay.

Well, I was interested in maybe getting a butt lift. Can you do that for me? What? No, I'm a photographer. I don't know the first thing about butt lifts. I can ask a friend of mine who provides that service though, I'm sure she'll be happy to help you. I give the client my friend's number.

Thanks, while you're at it. Can you give me a temporary tattoo for my lower back? Will your friend be with us in the studio so I can get my butt lift in tattoo? I sigh heavily, already dreading the day of the shoot. I do not provide that type of service. All you've paid me for is the photos, the album, and the makeup service. That's it. Everything else is not included.

Also, if you're really serious about these procedures, you have to get them done way ahead of time. They require surgery, so your skin won't be ready for the shoot at all. Oh, okay. Well, can you at least make my butt bigger in the photos? I sigh, because she clearly didn't read my Photoshop ethics in the contract. I can do some changes, however, I can't do anything extreme because that's against my editing ethics as a photographer. The shoot is scheduled to be a month later, and I just hope that things don't get more ridiculous

than this. So I can sort of understand the entitlement, right? Some people just, for whatever reason, thinks the world revolves around them. But who in their right mind thinks that they can get surgery and the same day look good enough for a photo shoot? On this next post, OP is giving way of free air conditioner. Hi, is this really free? Is it still available? It's still available and yet free because I can't carry this 120 pound thing by myself lol.

But there's another person who messaged me before you did, so let me give her the opportunity first, and I'll get back to you. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Okay, I'm a single mother, and I could really use it right now. Can I have it? Hello?

I'll give the other buyer the opportunity until tomorrow, and if I don't hear back from Maratures. Okay. She hasn't responded to my messages in a few hours, so I'm cautiously optimistic. Okay, I'll be around. As I said before, it's like 120 pounds, so it's going to require some serious muscle. Okay.

And then the next day the choosing beggar sins. Hello? Hi there, good morning. How are you? I haven't heard back from the other bias since yesterday, so yeah, it's yours. Okay, when do you think you could drop it off? As I said before, it's pickup only. I'm disabled.

Can you just come drop it off? I'm like 140 pounds, and this thing is like 120 pounds. There's no way I can bring it to you, Lull. That's the whole reason behind my free air conditioner post. But I can't come to you! Okay, no problem. I'll just let the third person who contacted me know. Thanks for your interest. No, I still want it. Let me see what I can do. Okay, it's still yours until tomorrow.

I found someone who could pick it up. Can you pay him $20 when he gets there? No. Hi, is anyone here giving away a free new or like new Chrysler 200 from the year 2015 to 17? My 16 year old daughter turned down $3,000 for a new vehicle because the car that her grandpa was trying to sell to her was pretty sucky. Also, I need an ASAP, thanks. Then someone replies, you need to leave now. This group is not for this.

It's for people who are actually in need of financial help. If you'd actually read most posts here or about people who usually don't have enough money to even buy a full meal, maybe you should rename your group. You're giving people false information. I thought this was a support group. Then the person replies, idiot. Man, I remember my first car. My grandma gave it to me actually. It was a

two-door metro geo and it was a piece of garbage. But hey, I still took it because it was a free car. So how am I going to complain about that? As a small restaurant owner, I come across people that belong in this sub every day, but this one really got to me. This dude I know was pissed off that he didn't get any extra food with his order. So he came down to my restaurant to tell me in person. Granted, when things were normal, I went there wanting a couple of extra wings or fries for regular buds on a busy night. It was common practice, but things are obviously different these days.

My profits are stretched even thinner, so no more freebies. At the very least, way less freebies. This dude is also in the industry, so he should know this. I explained this to him, and he said it was messed up, and next time to please make sure it's worth my while. Seriously? I told him to just not bother ordering anymore until he figures out why he's being such a douchebag. Man, imagine seeing your friend struggle with a failing business and then trying to get freebies out of them. Smiley face. Hope your day is going excellent.

Thanks. Hey there, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but I just want to let you know that I think you're incredibly handsome with an even more attractive personality. I've had my eye on you for a bit. I asked Alex about you, and he said a lot of good things about you that resonated with me, which gotten me even more intrigued. Would you at all be interested in getting to know me on a deeper level? We can grab a bite and some drinks that you're interested, my treat. If not, I completely understand and I can take a no,

haha, just let me know. Lull, you're like 5'8 and a nurse. Too short for me, and you work a woman's job. We're not compatible. Smiley face. Oh, you can still take me to dinner though, as friends. Wait, what's bad about being a nurse? Nurses are valued by society, and with the pandemic, some of them are pulling in over six figures. Can I see your rabbits, please? Yeah, sure, when I get home I'll take some pictures.

No, I'm in in real life. Uh, you can come over sometime if you want, but one of my rabbits, Griffin, just got neutered, and I don't want to move around too much. I was actually thinking if you could bring them over here, my daughter loved them so much. Dude, you live in blank, that's like 45 minutes away. I am not driving that far. Please, you know how my daughter hates long car rides. Do it for friends. I pretty much deserve it because I gave parsley to you. Wrong, I took the rabbit parsley because

you starved him half to death. If you want to see him come over here. Okay, be word. That was our slash choosing beggars and if you like this content be sure to follow my podcast because I put on new Reddit podcast episodes every single day. slash choosing beggars and if you like this content be sure to follow my podcast because I put on new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.