rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Happy Birthday! NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

Episode Date: January 7, 2021

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, this choosing beggar seems to think that everybody else operates on hobbit rules for birthday. When it's someone else's birthday, they should give you money. Makes sense, right? We've also got morons begging for free art and some jerkface who's upset about kids getting free meals instead of starting to death. If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why do I love getting my last minute gifts at shoppers drug mark? Well, lots of stores, many open late, great selection of gifts, and let's not forget the PC optimum points. I get gifts for them and points for me. And so can you. Go to shoppers, exclusions apply. Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit. Today's subreddit is R-Slash choosing beggars where many Christmas's get ruined. This sign is posted on the window of a 7-11. We understand that schools are closed and that some families rely on school lunches.

So Monday through Friday from 11 AM to 12 PM, kids 18 and younger can have a slice of pizza and a banana with a big gulp on us. And then a comment beneath that. Except how healthy is that? The banana, okay, but pizza and big gulp? Yeah, what kind of monster feeds hungry children? Do you guys like games?

Here's something I've always wanted to try, and I hope it isn't disrespect for anything. Draw something for me, here are the rules. Draw me a person that has a masquerade mask, a crown, and a cape. Have them do some grooving. I'll pick the top three and give them 10 bucks. Have fun! I love how this choosing beggar starts his post like Jigsaw from Saw. Do you want to play a game? Also, this gives me a great idea for a fan contest. I want each of you to send me a brand new Tesla car. I'll pick my three favorites and give those people $1000 each. Wow! This next comment was set in

response to an open source plugin. Another alternative is to remove the plug and give a one-star rating for a developer response. Then the developer replies. You know what I'll do for you. I'm going to offer you a complete refund for the full $0 that you paid for the use of this plugin and for your use of its free support forum. How does that sound to you? Look Roy and everyone else in this forum who treats this like a customer service kiosk. You are not my customer and this plugin is not a product. If you want someone to hold your hand and treat you like an incapable infant,

even after they've already answered your question, that's fine by me. You can go buy a support subscription from a company whose product does what this plugin does. You and your rating really doesn't matter to me, but the fact that you might think you can get better support by threatening such a thing tells me everything I need to know

to make sure you're someone with whom this interaction will be my last. So go ahead and leave your one-star review while simultaneously ignoring the answer to the question you asked. Because that makes a whole lot of sense. These stickers I purchased from you are way too small for my use. I wanted to use it as a sticker for my car. Anyway, can I return these? Hello, I'm sorry the size you ordered wasn't what you were expecting. As per my shop policies, I gladly accept returns.

You can post it to the return address on the envelope. When I received the order on damage, I'll issue a full refund. Would you like to reorder in a larger size? For bumper stickers, I usually recommend at least four to five inches. Thank you for reaching out. I'm not spending money to ship this back to you when I spent $1.19 on shipping for an item that you put a single stamp on. Honestly, if you ask me, I overpaid you to ship this to me in the first place. I spent enough on two small stickers. If you can't help an accommodate by sending one larger, I'll reach out to Etsy for a

full refund. Thank you. If you can't help an accommodate by sending one larger, I reach out to Etsy for a full refund. Thank you. I'm sorry that you feel this way. Processing and handling and a shipping tax is factored onto the final price of orders, which is why the final cost of shipping is more than a single stamp. It covers envelopes, packaging, and the time to put this all together. I absolutely did offer to accommodate this order.

Since I offered a full refund once your order was returned to me. I sent out the size that you ordered, which was one 2 inch sticker and one 3 inch sticker. This wasn't the largest size that I offered. If you would order the larger size, then I would have sent you a larger size. Please take this into account if you're ordering for something like a bumper sticker. If you would still like a full refund, which I've already offered, you may still send this back to me. Low, enjoy your reviews, smiley face, and an envelope cost 5 cents.

I don't want to hear an excuse. And then OPPoser review. Review, two stars. Two small, not worth the cost for such a small sticker. Shipping was a scam, sent with a stamp. And then Opie replies to that review. I'm sorry that you found it both necessary and appropriate to try to extort free items from my shop by threatening a negative review.

It's unfortunate that you were unhappy with the sizes that you specified in shows, which is why I offered a hassle free return and full refund on top of the 10% off coupon included. The item size is clearly shown in the photos relative to my hand, and that, along with the smaller size that you individually requested, is what was sent as you confirmed. In our conversation, you mentioned that these stickers were meant to be bumper stickers, yet you chose to order the smallest size that I offer, 2-3 inches. I did not appreciate your aggressive, lull, enjoy your review, smiley face, message that I received upon offering a full refund in coupon. And then the Choosing Beggar updated

their review. One Star Every time I see a screenshot of something from Etsy on R-slash Choosing Beggars, it makes Etsy look like an absolute hellscape. Does anyone out there have any experience using SC as a creator? Because I'm curious to know if it's as bad as it seems. Let me hear from you down in the comments. I'd really enjoyed getting a guitar, but that wouldn't involve exchanging all these stupid gifts that are unwanted and useless. So if anyone has the receipts, I need them immediately. Please, and thank you. I'm gonna set fire to all this garbage I don't want or need.

It's a shame all the wrapping that was wasted up front. If you think this is the rant of an angsty teenager, then you're only about half-right. This guy is actually 35 years old. Dude, you're a fully grown adult. If you want a guitar, just go buy one. And if you can't afford a guitar, then maybe that should be a little bit lower on your priority list. On this next post, OP charged choosing Beggar $155 to paint their family portrait.

Then four months later, the choosing Beggar charged back the charge on PayPal. Did you charge back? No. Why would you do that? And then OP sends a screenshot of $154 charge back. I didn't like it. Yeah, you did. You said, so cute. Exactly like I asked. Thanks so much, babe.

I can send you the screenshot. It's literally right up there. Okay, I'll be blocking you if you don't stop harassing me. Huh? Blocking me for harassing you. You scammed me out of my work. You asked me to change the entire idea of the painting at least four times, and I still restarted with the whole new picture that you were indecisive about again and again.

You wanted a huge canvas. You wanted me to paint your stupid ugly family. I spent all that money on the paint and spent a whole week and a half on it, and now you're suddenly charging me back for the whole thing even after you said you liked it. You even posted it. You're charging me back.

When for four months that painting has been sitting in your home? This doesn't look like a I didn't like it. Excuse me. I'll be reporting you. Take your stupid painting. I'll ship it back to you. I want a refund. A refund after you already got my money?

Yep, send me $155 and I'll send you back the money. What is wrong with you? Did this Choosing Becker really try to say, send me back the $155 that I stole from you and I'll send back the other $155 that I stole from you and I'll send back the other $155 that I stole from you. Hi, I wanted to commission you but your prices are too high for me. I'm a student, can you change them? Howdy, as much as I would like to do that and I understand how tough it is being a student, I can't change my prices.

I feel that they're justifiable but I can point you to the direction of artists within your budget if you like. Change your prices! Nobody's gonna pay these Epping prices for your trash! You're deluded if you think anybody's going to. Better yet, they aren't worth money at all. Your art sucks! You can blame the algorithm on you Epping won't, but in reality nobody likes your Epping

art. Hello? Huh? I want a drawing! If my art sucks, why would you want a drawing from me? If off it give me a drawing, you grunts! On this next post, OP doesn't even know who this random person is. Hey, friend, when a cash at me fifty bucks so I can go get my nails and toes done?

Nah, go get a job. The after I look like a bank. Hi, I'm Pete Davidson, and if you're like most people, you may be asking yourself, whoa, hey Pete, are you here to up my hydration game? And I'd be like, hey you, that's exactly right, with new smart water alkaline with antioxidant. And you'd be like, okay cool, but there's no way there's a higher pH, right? And I'd be like, there actually is. And you'd be like, that's rad. I hope there's electrolytes for taste too. And I'd be like, you're not going to believe this. Elevate how you hydrate and keep it smart with smart water alkaline.

At Salesforce, we're all about asking more of AI. Questions like, where's the data going? Is it secure? Are you sure? Are you sure you're sure? Get answers you can trust from Salesforce at AskMoreVi.com. So I just had to block a number on Blank's phone. It was a kid he went to school with who decided to make a group call with every kid from school he has a number four. So some of the people in this group are actually parents.

The kid who made this group was pretty much demanding that everyone give him something for Christmas. He wants a toy or AirPods, but he also said that $20 is fine because if everyone gives him 20 bucks and he can just go buy the AirPods. I'm reading all these messages and half the people in the group have no idea who's sending these messages because no one has the kids number saved. We finally figure out who it is and one of the other moms calls the kids mom. The mom who called the kids mom gets back in the group and lets us all know that according to the kids mom, we all ruin her son's Christmas.

Since we won't all give her kids $20 or just buy the AirPods, her kids Christmas is ruined. All of our kids are selfish and we're a selfish, horrible parent who don't deserve kids. All I can do is shake my head at this point. I don't even want to try to understand how someone could think of this type of behavior is okay. OP, I wouldn't worry too much about this kid's Christmas being ruined. Based on the description of this kid's mom, I think his future is going to be ruined too.

Hey, I know you have a girlfriend, but subscribe to my only fans for Christmas. Now, why the F would you think I would even consider that? Hey, I know you have a girlfriend, but subscribe to my only fans for Christmas. Now, why the F would you think I would even consider that? I've got to hear this. OP, you know I have three kids to support, and I'm trying to gather as much money as I can to get them new clothes. And I'm trying to get them a puppy. I feel like you're being condescending because you know you have money, and it's not gonna hurt you. Well, sure, it's not gonna hurt you now, but wait until the wife finds out.

I mean sure a subscription to OnlyPans isn't very expensive, but a divorce is. Selling EVGA and VIDEGRAPHIC's card for $2,500. Will you trade it for an RTX 3070? Hope you replies, how much cash on top in which version? Open box or sealed? Gigabyte Nvidia RTX 3070. Open box, but only for about a month. Basically new.

Okay, how much cash? No cash. Oh, what a great deal. I definitely trade my 2500 GPU for a $700 one. Where do we meet? Sunridge Mall, if you're serious. Definitely, but that's a little far. How about the Calgary Circus? I can meet tomorrow at 9am. Sounds great, but maybe you can go there and tell your sucky sarcastic jokes to the other clowns. F off you little turd. Well, your language makes me

really not want to do this trade, but thanks for your kindness and happy holidays. Hello, sis. Call me. Did you have a party for your 30th birthday? No, because of the pandemic. Maybe next year or not at all. Well, that's definitely going to suit you.

On my 30th birthday party, I'll invite you to dinner so you can probably catch up next year. And if you can't, you can still give us money so I can go out without you. Don't forget money for my kids! The writing in this post is a little bit awkward, maybe like English has a second language, so OP clarifies what's actually going on down in the comments. Someone asks, let me get this straight. For your birthday, she wants you to send her money to eat dinner.

And Opie replies, correct. Hi, how much do you want for your car on Gumtree? $20,000. It's Christmas Day! Will you take 14,000 cash? Pick up this afternoon. No, price is not negotiable. Don't ruin my children's Christmas.

My son, what what the car? What's your absolute bottom line price you'll take? Catch this afternoon. $18,181.82 plus sales tax. Bottom line. You're a dick! Down in the comments, I'm going to read this reply from Mudda Smucker. This may come as a surprise to you, but I don't give a damn about your son. Hi OP, I won Cyberpunk 2077 from you back in August and I've already

played the game a lot so I can't refund it. But because the game is so bad, I think I deserve a gift card instead. $100 is preferred, but I'll accept $50 to be fair to you, you kind of owe us that. Let me make sure I got this right. You won a $70 game for free. A game that you were never entitled to. And because you've decided the game is bad, it isn't, which you obviously agree with because you played it for a long time. That means I have to give you something else of equal value that you're also not entitled to.

Am I getting this right LOL? More or less. The way I see it, you failed to uphold your side of things. It's pretty simple. If you don't give me the card, I can just expose you to my 5,000 followers for being a fraud. That's more followers than you have, so I wouldn't risk it if I were you. And then about a day later, the Choosing Becker Sins, okay, I'm sorry, please, can I just have the card, bro? Then, O.P. post the conversation to R-slash choosing beggars and he gets this reply. So I politely ask a reasonable request in your responses to ridicule me in front of thousands of people. Manors are lost on cheap skates. By the way, if you had linked my name in the tweet, I'd have gotten a hundred of the

followers because most people would agree with me. Haha, oh, you're really thanks so choosing beggar. In that case, why don't you message me with your username and I'll post it. And then we'll let my fans decide if you were in the right or not. Due to the popularity of my podcast, I know that a lot of my fans listen but don't watch my videos. So tell all my audio listeners out there, don't you want to listen to my sultry smooth voice and the highest quality out there?

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