rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars I Need a Boyfriend! You Must Be RICH! 🤑🤑🤑

Episode Date: September 12, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars Love is in the air in today's episode! One eligible young lady is looking for true love with some guy's wallet. She's looking for a wealthy sugar daddy who will spoil her because she deserves all of his money! Would you date a girl like that? If you like this episode, be sure to follow for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enjoy the classic taste of the holidays at Tim's with the new non-alcoholic Bailey's flavored holiday menu. Whether you're hanging holiday lights or driving up to your folks, you can enjoy your Tim's and Bailey's anytime, anywhere at participating restaurants in Canada. Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit. Today's subreddit is R-Slash Choosing Beggars. Email Subject, I would like to have a free commission. Hello OP. I saw you were taking commissions and I would like to order an icon.

However, I am not willing to pay money as I don't see it as a necessary job. I'll send you a picture of myself for reference as you stated in your rules. A simple background of the color yellow will do. I expect to hear back from you ASAP! And then OP replied, no, heart emoji. PS, artist is served to be paid, so please kindly go at yourself. Posted on my 26 year old girl's tender profile, about me, likes Archasm in a sense of humor, copy is my best friend, not afraid to talk politics on a first date. About you, tolerates my sarcasm in humor. Doesn't take himself too seriously, enjoys a healthy

debate. P.S. I do love to be spoiled with attention and gifts. And then she includes a link to our Amazon wish list, and this wish list is insane! We've got luggage worth 330 bucks, speakers worth 400 dollars, another speaker worth 550 dollars, and get this a camera bundle worth 4500 dollars. Maybe the reason why she wants people to buy her 330 dollars worth of luggage is to carry around all the stuff that she thinks people are going to buy for her. A tweet from the official Fall Guys account. A lot of people are emailing us asking us for PS4 review codes. The game is free on PS Plus this month and you need PS Plus in order to play the game.

Codes aren't needed lol. If people are begging to get something for free that's already free, then does that make them choosing beggars or just stupid beggars? So I'm a tattoo artist and I have been for 17 years. I'm highly regarded in my area. This is just to say that I know my business. Anyway, as part of an event my shop was participating in, I personally held a cover-up contest. I took submissions of Suki Tattoos and the winner would get a free cover-up.

There were a lot of good potential winners. X-Wives names, party tattoos from their teens, and scarred indecisurable messes. But the winner was a gentleman who sheepishly approached me and lifted up a shirt to reveal a 9 inch by 9 inch line work swastika on his ribs. I'm embarrassed to go to the beach, he said. I don't want my kids exposed to this stuff anymore, he said. I agreed. It would make a great portfolio piece for me. This was a challenging cover-up due to the size and the long, black straight lines.

We met after the event and discussed our plan. He won at Vikings. Cool, I thought. I love Vikings and I consider myself a pagan, though I should have known better in a sense. I'm very much a non-racist pagan, but there's definitely a bunch of races out there and covering a swastika with a common racist dog whistle squeak me a little wrong. Anyway, it's better to have a sweet Viking ship than a massive symbol of hate and misery,

so I said about designing. And for a little bit of context here, for those of you who don't know, Vikings aren't inherently racist. But for whatever reason, some white supremacists use Vikings as a symbol for their racism. I hid the swastika lines in the boards of a ship, dark waves, the mast beams, geometric sail patterns. The Vikings on board were hailing hardy and proudly out for the pillage. This would make a hell of a before and after, and

I was ready to go. So I'm booked for months, and it was half a year from consultation to appointment. Tomorrow was our schedule date. He called today. I'm relating this second hand as our poor receptionist had to handle the man herself, but essentially, I don't want to cover this wastica anymore. I'm proud of it. I want you to use your design in and around it and make it badass. The dude wanted me to pimp his swastica. We turned down racist stuff any time it comes up, which honestly isn't often at all.

So, for a multitude of reasons, I was not going to do that. We explained that the contest was to fix the mistakes of your past, not make them awesome. I'm not gonna put your shiny new swastika in my freaking portfolio. Way to miss the entire point of the contest and take the win from someone who actually wanted to move on from their mistakes. Anyway, the dude got all indignant about losing his win and losing a tattoo worth easily at least 900 bucks. We told him to pound sand. He says he's gonna tell his buddies at the military school what kind of shop we are.

One, we're a shop that doesn't put up with racist garbage. Two, I don't want to work with anyone he considers a buddy. 3. I'm booked for half a year. You and your handful of in-bred trash friends ain't going to make a lick of difference to my bottom line. 4. I was in the army. At MEPS, they strip you naked and check for offensive tattoos.

There's no way he was in the military with a 9-inch swastika. Wow, who could have guessed that the racist piece of garbage would turn out to be a sucky human being? I did not see that one coming. Selling Carvent Phone Mount for $5. Is this still available? Yes. $2. No thanks.

3. I'm not into bargaining, sorry. Oh, you know what? In Amazon, it's brand new for $4.50. Great. Go buy it there. Haha, okay, sorry, I was just kidding. I don't know, man.

Is it spoiled and entitled to me to say in 2020, why have I gone over $2? This next post comes from an 18 year old girl's tender profile. I'm on disability from the government. I'm 4 foot 11 plus sized with 3 kids at 18? Currently homeless, it's preferred if you have a home. Jesus first. No passionate hugging and tell marriage. Men only.

Serious increase only. no face pictures until text. Must make good money. This post is so insane that I'm pretty much convinced that this has to be satire. I think this lady made this account just as like an insane joke, or at least I hope she did, because someone can't really be this entitled, right? Hey there, I found your profile online and you may be just what I'm looking for.

My daughter, Blank, is turning 11 on the 31st of August. We're having a sleep over in the garden for seven girls organized by Blank who are providing a TP and theming the party. We're shooting a video for socials and have a photographer attending too. We're providing all companies involved with tags in our social posts which will get plenty of coverage and professional photos from the event. The thing is, we haven't got a cake yet. Is this something you'd be interested in? Hiya, sure. Please let me know the following.

One, portions. Two, delivery postcode. Three, budget. Would you mind telling me how you found us online? I noticed you're not a follower, so I would love to know. I found you by a Google search. Earcakes look fantastic. One, the portions we're looking for is 20-25 portions. Two, the postcode is blank.

Three, I was hoping for freebie as we'll provide some social content for you as well as posting on our channels. Plus, provide you with professional photos. Happy to discuss. Thank you. My cakes are indeed fantastic. We're named by Vogue, Evening Standard, etc. as the best in London. I'm great to hear you found us on Google.

A little more of a search would have led you to this blog post I did about freebies and working for exposure. I hate the word freebie as much as I hate the word moist. Take care. This NBA season make every three-pointer alley-oop and buzzer-beater even more exciting with fan-dual. Download the app today to see why we're North America's number one sportsbook. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario, gambling column call 18665-212-600 or visit connectsentario.ca. Metro links and cross links are reminding everyone to be careful, as Eglinton Cross-town LRT train testing is in progress. Please be alert,

this trains can pass at any time on the tracks. Remember to follow all traffic signals, be careful along our tracks, and only make left turns where it's safe to do so. Be alert, be aware, and stay safe. So, down in the comments, someone posted a link to OP's blog post about getting asked for free kicks all the time, and let me tell you, it is a treasure trove of choosing beggars. And to get credit where credit is due, the cake shop is Angestay's Sookra and London. Hello, how are you? I'm the PR manager at the fashion brand called In the Style.

We're hosting our huge showbiz party on Thursday, the 18th and May to celebrate our summer launches, including our collection with Charlotte Crosby. And we're looking to get up a Spoke birthday cake created for her to be given to her as a surprise at the event, and would love to see if this is something you may be interested in helping us with. We'd be able to offer social media mentions on our channels with over 1.4 million followers in return, and also a tweet from Charlotte's account, which has over 3 million followers. These guys have 1.4 million followers, and speaking as someone who has 1.7, if you have

1.4 million followers, then you can afford to buy your own freaking cake. Hello, I love your emoji cake, and would love, love, love, to get it for my boy for his birthday this coming weekend. It needs to be approximately 20 guests. However, I just can't afford it. And rather than just gippin' up and walking away with a sad face, I wondered if it were at all worth being a bit cheeky and asking if there's anything you can do. I'm sorry to ask, and I know what it's like, but the only thing that I can offer as a potential thank you

is the fact that the creative director of ITB and the producer of Shine Productions will be at the dinner and thus will experience your cake. And it might just be a good thing from that point of view. And to this OP response, hi choosing Beggar, your email upset me even if you didn't intend for it too. It upset me because I too have expensive taste and I could never go to Alexander McQueen for a handbag I really want but couldn't afford and ask for it free or discounted. In exchange for a thank you of potentially carrying it in front of my VIP friends, once with extremely deep pockets and similar expensive tastes.

I can't be anything but blunt, but that's how I've translated your request. I hope you can see my point of view. In any case, we're fully booked for your date. Hi there, we're looking for a birthday cake for Sarah Alto's birthday. She was the runner up of last year's ex-factor, and she's celebrating this Wednesday. There will be press at the event and it'll be a big celebration. Is there a possibility to get the cake free of charge and of course we'll credit any photos to Peggy Portion? And here's where OP writes a clarification in the blog post. Her name is not Peggy

portion. So I'm guessing what happened is that this choosing Becker wrote the same message to another Kegseller and her name was Peggy portion. And then they just copied and pasted this exact same message and sent it out to multiple Kegsellers. But they forgot to change the name. We are currently producing the fourth series of Through the Keyhole on ITB on Saturday nights, hosted by Keith Limon. We're recording eight shows between Monday 11th and Friday 29th, and I'm looking for brands eager to get their products in the hands of our celebrity guests. Gifts will be placed into our guest rest in rooms and we will have 12 celebrities a day.

Some of our guests from previous series include Jonathan Ross, Mel B, Emma Button, Alex James, Ozzie and Sharon Osborn, Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Patty McGinnis, Holly Willoughby, and Finn Cotton. Please contact us if you're interested in donating any gifts to our through the keyhole goodie bags. Just to confirm, we are not looking for products to be placed within the show, but to be sent to gifts for our celebrity guests. In terms of coverage, unfortunately. We are unable to directly promote our publicized brands through the show or via our website or social networks. Please do let me know if you require any further information. On that note, if there are any brands or businesses out there who

want to work with me, are a slash, then please send me your stuff. But like, I'm not going to talk about them on my YouTube channel, or post about them on any of my social media accounts. No, I'm just going to use them for free in private and not talk about them at all. And OP responds with a similar message. Wow, this sounds like an amazing opportunity. Who doesn't love free food? Sadly, if exposure didn't pay our bills, non-exposure certainly won't. So we will have to respectfully decline.

If someone else you've blanked email doesn't bite on this amazing opportunity to feed free food to a celebrity for non-exposure, I can recommend trying to get an unpaid intern to try this free recipe. And then OP includes a link to a cupcake recipe. Apologies for any disappointment and the passive aggressive tone, but I hope to never hear from you again. Hey, so I just got an idea. So since this cake place was getting trashed on by Karen's, I decided to even score a bit. Review 5 out of 5 stars. Your cakes look

delicious! That was our slash-truising beggars, and this is our Slashbubby bloopers. Today's subreddit is our slash June. Dog, can I help you? Yeah, I'm trying to record my intro puppy. You wanna be in the intro too? If you keep it up, I can put you in the outro. Yes? Can I help? What do you need? Use your words.

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