rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars I'LL SUE YOU FOR GETTING ME ON RSLASH!

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars Today we've got a special guest appearance from... me! That's right, one of the choosing beggars I covered in a previous video actually found the video and threatened to sue OP for exposing their private conversation to the world. Well, jokes on you buddy, because now there are TWO videos about you! If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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for people to find, and I have an Instagram specifically for the project. I post about it in the town's tourist page, and people frequently request paintings to be put on certain dates, but this is a first for me. Hey, can you put a picture out in front of the Disney Resort somewhere on August 7th? I'll text you and let you know what time will work. THANKS! Aw, I'm glad you liked them, but I prefer folks find them organically. When I paint them, it's completely dependent on my work schedule. If you'd like to get too male to you, one to keep and one to hide for someone else to find, you can donate to one of my preferred charities listed on my featured story called

Get Your Own. Thank you so much for reaching out, and I hope you enjoy your time here. I'm not gonna pay for it, I just want my kid to find it. It will be organic, I just need to make sure you put it out sometime when we'll be there and can run down and go grab it. Unfortunately, that defeats the purpose of the project, which is providing random art for unsuspecting individuals to find. I do place clues as soon as the pictures are claimed. You can also donate to one of the preferred charities in Sydney receipt and I'll mail you to uncover the cost of shipping and all.

If you'd like to place one of those and lead your child to them, you can. My preferred charities are the Black Arts Feature Fund or Blank Programs for exceptional people, but you can choose your own as long as it's art centered. You suck! And why would I donate to a black charity? Oh, lives matter. And that's the end of that. Have a nice day.

Come on, OP, you can do much better than that. Instead of just shutting them down, you could have said, okay, I've hit a painting really well where you asked for it. Happy hunting! My family has a restaurant on a Greek island. We receive dozens of messages like these every year. Hello, I hope you're well. I recently heard about your restaurant from a friend of mine who mentioned you served

Greek dishes and vegan options. I would love to come here with my friend in exchange for social media tagging. I've visited Greece quite a few times and one thing I struggle to find is places with veggie and vegan options. I would love to speak about this to my audience. Albin Coz from July 18 to July 21. For the last three years, I've been responding with the following. We're very flattered that you chose our restaurant and we're very sure we'll make your dinner memorable. The last few years, we've launched a social responsibility policy with Instagram foodies and influencers.

For every meal we sell to an influencer who posts our dishes on Instagram, we give a meal of the same value for free to someone in need, a homeless person, a refugee, etc. And that way, we gain publicity from your posts and you improve your brand image by showing that you can return something to the community. We always post the influencers that join the initiative and usually receive hundreds of positive responses. Please let us know your thoughts, best regards. And then OP clarifies that no one has ever accepted to come under this condition.

That is, to pay for their food, even if I'll then offer free food to the same value to people in need. Most of the time, they don't even reply and some even delete their original message. Dear influencers, you're just making a fool out of yourselves by trying to create a fake cosmopolitan lifestyle based on begging. Hey man, you do portraits right? I'm thinking of surprising my girlfriend with one for a birthday, which is tomorrow. Do you think you could do that for a birthday, which is tomorrow.

Do you think you could do that for me? Sure thing, man. I'm gonna have to bump up the price a little bit since it's a rush for me. Here's a piece I finished today. Okay, look sick! When can you start on it? As soon as you send me the payment, the full price is 40 euros. My PayPal is blank. After payment, you can send me some pictures to work off and I'll get to work right away. Uh, I don't know about that man, can you do $20? I can remove the rush loading fee to make it 35 euros, but I can't go lower than that. F, man, you got me on my hands and knees here. I'm really in a rough spot in our relationship right now, and I badly need to save it. I'll look like a real piece of garbage if I don't get a represent.

I can point you in the direction of some cheaper artists if you like. The folks over on R-slash's Lave Labor would be happy to help you out. No, listen. My girlfriend is a really big fan of this sort of art style and I needed just from you. Please, man, I'm really thinking of wiping her up. I need this more than anything. It's really tough to hear that, but I can't do anything for you. I'm sorry. If you and your sucky jagged art anyway, you literal human parasites. Your parents must really hate you with your

sucky art school degree that won't get you anywhere. Okay, I've reconsidered I can actually do it for $10. Sorry about that, I'm glad you've agreed to a compromise. By it, I meant this custom artwork thinking you for your business. And then OP sentiment picture that just says, F you, say hi to R slash choosing beggars. That'll be 10 smack arous please. One thing I'd like to point out in this post that you may have missed is that this conversation takes place at 11.13 pm, which means that this guy waited until less than an hour away

from his girlfriend's birthday to buy her a birthday present. On this next post, OP is selling a Galaxy S10 for $250. The previous night, OP and the Choosing Becker had agreed on 180 bucks, and he said he only had 160. Then, the Choosing Becker sends this. I've got 75 bucks. I'm in blank right now. 75? Yeah, I'm in blank right now. Lowell. Please, I'm in blank. We agreed on 180. Yes, but all I got is $75 to my name. You said you had 160. Yeah, that was before like three days ago.

I've got 75. If not, I'm hitting back home. Meet me at Blank North Broadway. Let me know when you get here. And then about 30 minutes later, where you at? I'm here waiting for you at Blank County Jail. Meet me in the parking lot. You need to go inside and turn yourself in for trying to rob me.

Dude, if all you've got is $75 to your name, maybe you shouldn't be trying to buy a phone. Maybe you should be trying to get, oh I don't know, food? This next post is an update to a previous post that I covered on this channel. In the original post, OP is an artist and a choosing beggar contacted her and said that since his mom gave OP a free haircut, OP has to paint him a 5 meter by 7 meter mural for free. And then OP posted an update. I'm emailing you to inform you that I will be SUREING you!

I was watching R-Slash the YouTube channel. Hey, that's me! And I saw our email conversation on there. That is completely unacceptable of you to post my private information and our private conversations online for people to stalk me. Your lawyer will be hearing from my lawyer about this as this is a breach of trust, do NOT contact me again. And then OP replies, okay so firstly I don't have a lawyer, I'm 22. Secondly yeah I saw it too, haha. I thought he captured your likeness pretty well, but you're dumber than I thought if you

think people are going to stalk you from that. There's no information whatsoever on Reddit or YouTube, so calm down. I don't know who your lawyer is going to be contacting, but we don't live in the same country, so I'm pretty sure nothing will come of this. Hope your mom had a good birthday. So there we have it, first hand evidence that my voices of Karen and Kevin are actually 100% true to life accurate. Also, Mr. Choosing Beggar, if you're out there and you see this post too, please email me. I would love to hear from you and all the reasons why I'm helping people stalk you, even though all your information is completely blurred out. Enjoy the classic taste of the holidays at Tim's with the new non-alcoholic Bailey's

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Terms and conditions apply. Free plans have limited functionality. So I saved up enough money to buy my friend River Island back for her 16th birthday. I think it was around 35 pounds or something like that because she was complaining her bag was broken and she really wanted a new one. I was pretty happy to buy it for her because we've been friends a long time and she needed it. I was really excited to see the look on her face when she opened it because I personally loved the bag and it was such good quality. I was going to buy one for myself at a later date.

But anyway, once she opened it, her face looked so disappointed. I waited for her to say something, but she sat quietly for another minute or so. Then she said in a harsh tone. Why didn't you tell me what you were buying? I would have told you what color to get. I hate this color. It's also too small. I just won't use it at all. In fact, where's the receipt so I can take it back and get a different one?

I couldn't actually believe what she just said. I thought she was joking, but she wasn't. I thought she would have loved the dark purple color because I remembered her admiring someone else's once before. And the size shouldn't have really been an issue because her previous bag had been of a similar size and she couldn't fit a lot in it. After about 30 seconds of her saying that, I just said, you're choking, right? And she just bluntly said, no, why would I be joking? This bag is hideous. I thought you were joking when you gave it to me. All I did after that is calmly took the bag off for and said, if you don't want it, I'll

have it. I hope you find a better bag. She did not like this and said, if that it, you're just gonna walk away and not offer to buy me a new one, it's my birthday. I said no, I won't. This is the bag I bought you and I don't have any money left to get another one. I walked home almost in tears. However, I did get a fancy new bag out of it. Needless to say, I think I dodged the friend bullet there and we haven't spoken to each other since. And down in the comments, we have this toy from Adlord Punt.

It only cost you 35 pounds to save yourself a few years when you would eventually find out any way that this person isn't a good friend. I hope she never has kids. They'll make you some hideous things. Just last week, my daughter made me a bracelet with huge multicolored beads. I'm 6'1", 200lbs, and look like a biker. Long hair, beard, tattoo sleeves. But do I often wear it?

You bet your butt I do, because it makes her happy to see me wearing it. My boyfriend is seriously an inconsiderate person. I wish he can be more thoughtful. He ordered me a cake for my birthday. Okay, it was quite expensive, so it shows he's got some sincerity. However, he asked me to go pick it up. He's currently overseas temporarily for work. Like come on, how cheap can you get?

Just pay the $35 delivery fee. Why inconvenience me?" I expressed my dissatisfaction to him, and he said it doesn't make sense to pay that much for delivery when the distance isn't even that far in the first place. He said he's happy to pay my taxi two ways, saying it'll be about $15 total. At that point, I was furious. He wants me to sit in a taxi and rush our traffic just to save money, such a cheap skate. You know, I get that the boyfriend was really considerate to get a cake for her for her birthday, even when he's out of the country.

But to be honest with you, I kind of agree with this choosing beggar. If it were my birthday, I wouldn't want to sit in traffic either. Overall, this post got a ton of upvotes over 26,000, so apparently a lot of people think that this is a great example of a choosing beggar, so I'm really curious to hear your thoughts. Am I wrong in this choosing beggar as an entitled jerk or do you agree that she actually makes a good point? Let me hear from you down in the comments because I'm really curious.

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Where can I submit my invoice to get my teacher pay since I'm teaching at home? And the school replies, Hi Ryan, we don't pay parents or guardians for virtual learning. Teachers will still be providing lessons to those learning at home. But if you're interested in being paid for educating and would like to see all the challenges

teachers face during the pandemic, please consider being a sub for us. The pandemic has made it very challenging to attract subs because most people don't want to face the challenges teachers currently face. This dude honestly expects the school to pay him a full salary for watching his own freaking kids. Selling American Girl Doll Collection for $115. If no one will spend the $115, I'll come get it all for $25. Everything for $25? Yes, if you can't sell it.

That's an extremely disrespectful lowball offer. I have it pending to sell for $100 to someone currently. Well, American Doll went out of business. Not really. So, I wouldn't be shocked if you couldn't sell it. $25 is better than $0. Lowell, okay. People are so sensitive. You legit got butchered over that didn't you LMAO. Not really, Lowell. the way, it's for my 3 year old. $25 is realistic for that situation you got there, lol. Good luck though on that. So I looked it up and American Girl is not out of business, but if they were, wouldn't that make the dolls even more valuable? Review, 5 stars. I love this app, but the only

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