rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars "My Bf Only Bought Me a $700 Purse! Should I Dump Him?"

Episode Date: June 11, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a spoiled and entitled woman goes online to complain that her boyfriend ONLY bought her a $700 purse. That's not enough! She wants a $1000 every purse, or else her boyfriend is a stingy deadbeat! She wants to know if she should dump her boyfriend for spending such little money on her every month. What do you think? If you like this podcast and want to see more, hit the follow button for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/Rtwc9ZC 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Okay, if you pay today, $2,000, I've got $1,000 and a baby crocodile. This brings up so many questions. Why does this person have a baby crocodile? Is a baby crocodile worth $1,000? Why do they think other people have a baby crocodile? Is a baby crocodile worth $1,000? Why do they think other people want a baby crocodile? But down in the comments, Mordiko has some interesting insight. Maybe it wasn't an offer, maybe he was just bragging.

If I had $1,000 in a baby crocodile, I would tell everyone. This next post is a tweet that comes from a developer of Saints Row. Despite not having worked on Saints Row in years at this point, this is still my DM inbox. Can I have a code for Saints Row? F you then, I don't like Saints Row. Silling 2014 Subaru Forester for $26,000. Hello, dearest and gods blessings upon you. I would like to offer you $20,000 for your lovely car, and I know God will fill your

heart with kindness to accept and help this old lady in need out. I await your prompt reply. If you cannot reply in a proper time, then God's curse is upon you. I would have offered up to $40,000 as a Christian act, but you are obviously an evil sinner that doesn't deserve such consideration. I condemn you and wish upon you the worst that the Father can bestow, and then one minute later. Will you accept $21,000? And down in the comments, people are discussing how she changed her personality so quickly, and then fluffy woman explains with this. Honestly, if the lady is like a hardcore Christian, I can totally see this happening. When my mom died, some lady from the church tried talking to me about going with her to the church

and how great God would be and all this other junk. My mom just died. I really wasn't in the mood to be meeting with a bunch of people and talking about her death. So I wasn't very interested and declined. The woman lost her mind. She condemned me for denying God's love and that I was the reason God took my mother away. He wanted to keep her from a wicked soul like mine. She did a surprise Pikachu face when my dad had to hold me back from trying to beat her up. Like, what did she expect?

Our next post is a cross post from R-slashAmITheButthole. Am I the butthole for giving a free sample of ice cream to my dog? I bring my service dog everywhere with me. Recently, I went to a grocery store that has an ice cream section where you can try free samples. I was there with my three kids. They all wanted ice cream, but I didn't want to go through the hassle of buying three orders of ice cream, so I went to the ice cream person and told the kids to try a sample of the flavor they wanted, and that's their ice cream for the day. Of course, one of my kids starts crying that she didn't like the pistachio flavor and wants to try again, so I asked for another sample for her. I think the person behind the booth knew I wasn't going to buy anything and was discriminating against me for this, but didn't say anything yet.

She, however, flipped out at me when I asked for a sample for the dog. She said he can't try ice cream. How am I supposed to know if he likes to flavor? I told her he isn't going to order any, he just wants to try. She said quite rudely. Ma'am, you've already had five samples between you and your kids, and it doesn't seem like you have any intention of buying ice cream. I asked her to please point me in the direction of the US law that forbids sampling ice cream. I told her calmly, I am a regular loyal customer and you legally cannot refuse to let me sample ice cream when you allow others to do so.

And if you do, it's a violation of discrimination laws. There's no sign that says, you can only get samples if you buy ice cream, also no dogs. I was able to get her to bring out the manager. The manager told me he was sorry for how I was treated, but they don't give samples to dogs. I said fine, can you just give me another sample?

And he said, I strongly suspect you'll be giving it to your dog, which was the plan. So I said, I spent over $300 a month here and you're freaking out over a dog having a sample of ice cream, okay. He told me most dogs react badly to ice cream and he didn't want to risk the dog getting sick in the store. I said I know my dog better than anyone and I know if the dog can eat ice cream or not. I admit I may have caused a commotion leaving the store but I couldn't handle this level of discrimination. I don't plan to return to the store and I will be leaving a very strongly-word-to-review online.

The way I see it, they at least violated the law. All be it not in a way that warrants jail time but possibly a lawsuit? I don't know. Are my instincts right? Ah, yes, the law about free ice cream samples. No, lady, your instincts are not correct. You're actually a raging butthole. You get four out of five buttholes for trying to ruin two people's day over less than one spoonful of ice cream. On this next post, Opie sold this guy a guitar nine months ago for 30 bucks, and nine months later, he gets this message.

Hey, man, I bought a guitar off you last year. Do you remember? Blank, right? Yeah, I do. Something's wrong with the neck. The strings are harder to press down. Sorry to hear that, man. Maybe take it to an instrument repair shop or a rock shop and let them have a look.

Bro, listen, you either get it repaired or take it back. What? It's been eight months, man. I sold it for 30 bucks. You don't expect me to repair it. Bro, you're for real? I want my money back. Are you having repair it yourself? I'll come drop it off and I still have your address, wiki phase, cheers. Alright, feel free to drop it. You ain't getting nothing back and I'm sure it's hell not repairing anything for you. You have my address. Is that a threat? Suck my balls, you maniac. See you tomorrow, funny boy. At the time that I'm reading this, this post is two days old and OP hasn't posted an

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Okay, Ethan, thanks for the opportunity, but I'm done trying. Dude, you're done what? Trying to get other people's money for free? Sorry, I just need to rant. Recently, my boyfriend bought me a Louis Vuitton wallet which cost around $700 for my birthday. When I saw the wallet, I felt really upset and disappointed. Because earlier this year, my sister's boyfriend got her a Chanel wallet which cost at least $1,000 for her birthday. Chanel is so much nicer than Louis Vuitton. Let's be honest, Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich. And during this lockdown her boyfriend always orders food for more popular restaurants like

Crystal Jade and Paradise Dynastie for her. But my boyfriend only orders food from cheap restaurants like Swinsons and Itchaband for me. Her boyfriend even gives her a thousand dollars a month for her own spending. But my boyfriend only gives me five hundred dollars a month. I hate to admit it, but I really feel very jealous of my sister because her boyfriend is willing to spend money on her despite earning just four thousand dollars a month. My boyfriend earns at least five thousand and yet he's so stingy with me. Sometimes I really feel like a month. My boyfriend earns at least 5,000 and yet he's so stingy with me. Sometimes I really feel like a loser. Why could my sister find such a good boyfriend, but I just can't. Just because she's taller and slimmer, she can find a good boyfriend. It's so unfair.

Sorry for the long rant. I love it that she says Louis Vuitton is for poor people who want to look rich when this person is obviously a poor person who wants to look rich. Lady, according to you, it sounds like Louis Vuitton is right up your alley. About two months ago, I donated over 150 ounces of pumped breast milk through a Facebook page to a woman I didn't know. I didn't ask for replacement bags or anything else because it was the end of my pumping journey. She didn't even seem particularly grateful or appreciative when she picked it up, but I brushed it off because I was glad to have the freezer space back. Since then, she's been messaging me insisting I pumped more milk for her,

also for free. Also, I provide the bags, the breast pump, and the pump parts, apparently. WTF is wrong with people. Down in the comments, there's a strange post from Babystacks, which might shed some light in the situation. FYI, she's selling this milk to bodybuilders for a huge profit. Yes, it's a real thing. Posted by Nathan Phylian. The other day in Canada, a woman buying gas at a Costco had trouble with her credit card. The attendant bought her gas out of his own pocket and asked only that she'd pay it forward. That Costco wasn't Edmonton, that attendant was Les Thompson, and Les, that woman was my

mother. You restore my faith in humanity, sir. My dad and I are sending three iPads and headphones to a nearby senior care facility so that folks there can visit with their families. Right now, we could all stand to be a little less afraid and a little more less. And then someone replies to that post, okay, I don't want to sound like a dick, buts only three. Well, the gas was between 25 and 50 bucks likely. Three iPads are about $3,000. A 60 to 120 times increase in the pay-it-forward is pretty respectable. And then someone replies to that.

When this becomes a screenshot on R-Slash choosing beggars, please don't crop me out. Okay? Down in the comments before life says, I imagine Nathan is comfortable, but it's not like he's bezos' level wealthy or anything. And Interessorette replies, just googled it. His net worth is only 18 million. Jeff bezos is sitting comfortably at 147 billion.

Nathan is undoubtedly wealthy, but honestly not that wealthy. And Pitfall Harry replies, well then, between Nathan and I, together we're worth just under 18 million. Not too shabby. On this next post, OP owns a piercing and tattoo parlor and is starting to implement health guidelines so they can open. And then OP gets a message from a choosing beggar.

Will the cost be reduced while these procedures are put in place? That's a fun question to ask after we've been closed for two months and have seen a nearly 100% reduction in revenue while multiple staff lost their livelihoods during this pandemic. The simple answer is no. We will not be reducing costs. Tattoo fees will remain the same as pre-COVID hourly rates.

All piercings will have an additional $10 surcharge. If you would like a more detailed breakdown as to all the many things we've had to do to become operational again, feel free to PM us. Okay, so I'll be closing this group down. Apparently it's wrong for me to post that it's my birthday and my cash app in case someone felt they wanted to be kind. I'm the admin, I'm pregnant, and I had three small kids. I have a lot of my hands here and I'm the admin of this group letting people post all kinds of things. It is not strict and all I've gotten for people is negativity.

For example, it's my birthday and I'm pregnant and negativity and rootiness is what I get shaking my head. Here's what I want to know. How many times does this lady give money to people who are pregnant or having their birthday? it, shaking my head.