rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Need A Babysitter! Paying $0.25/hour 🙏

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars Would you take a job that pays $15/hour? What about $10/hour? What about $5/hour? What about... 25 CENTS PER HOUR! That's what a lady is offering babysitters to watch her kids for 12 hours shifts. Lady, if you find somebody willing to watch your kids for 25 cents per hour, then they're definitely not the type of person you want to leave alone with your kids! If you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This NBA season make every three-pointer alley-oop and buzzer-beater even more exciting with fan-dual. Download the app today to see why we're North America's number one sports book. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario, Camlin Tom call 1865-312-600 or visit connectcentario.ca Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-reddit. Today's subreddit is R slash-choosing beggars. BabyCitter needed for $100. Looking for a babyCitter to come to my 2-bit room condo from 6.30am to 6pm. Location just off the DDP on Eglinton. Two girls, six and two years old, both well-behaved and polite, must provide food, vegan organic food only. Must be smoke-free. Must submit

criminal background check. You will pay five dollars upon clean record. Don't ask me to pay for the background check. Women only. Must work weekends with no notice. Price listed is weekly. After six months, if we're still conducting business, wait, just we'll go up to $150 a week. No, you cannot sleep at my condo. No, you cannot have friends over. No, you cannot study or watch YouTube or be on your phone while on duty. So working 11.5 hours a day for 7 days a week comes out to a little over $1 an hour. Except you also have to subtract the cost of food. And I googled how much it cost to feed a 6 year old and a 2 year old each week, and

according to the internet, a low cost plan costs about 70 bucks. So the new math comes out to about 30 cents an hour for a 12 hour workday, including weekends, selling an iPhone 8 plus for $750. Hi, would it be possible if I can trade my iPhone 7 plus 64GB with this? It's less than a year old and no scratches. I was hoping I can get a phone for my mom for her birthday that's next week. She's also in the hospital, so she would be so happy to get one. But we come from a low-income family, so I can't buy her one, but I was really hoping

if you could do a trade. No, I won't trade my iPhone 8 Plus for your iPhone 7. But hey, I have an iPhone 6 that's in mint condition that's just a year old. Do you want to trade with that? I'm sorry, but my iPhone has more value than the 6. I'm sorry, but my iPhone has more value than the 7. This next post comes from an Instagram influencer who's begging for what is essentially free slave labor.

I'm looking for someone to travel with me for 2- three months and work with me and accompany me on my projects. DM me qualifications. Be nice, have a sense of humor, like me. Be able to work professionally with the camera. Like traveling, be open to new cultures, have a good time 24-7. Preferably photographer slash camera men. Please only message me if you can take photos professionally. Cards need professional equipment at hand. Need to pay for traveling expenses yourself. Pros, you've earned a lot of experience and exposed your to 300,000 followers. I've been working at my uncle's food truck for a couple of years now, and this is a pretty common occurrence which I just hate. My uncle gives veterans 50% off their food because my grandpa, which is his dad, was a Vietnam

war veteran in the Marines. Before he passed, he would never get any benefits from businesses in New York compared to Down South where they treat veterans like gods. I never thought much of it, it's just something nice he likes to do for veterans. The thing is, my uncle isn't living a lavish life. He's your average paycheck to paycheck American, and my dad and I always tell him that he should bring the discount down to 20%. Because he's losing money every time he gives a veteran 50% off.

He never budgets. So I'm taking this guy's order and he tells me he needs to pull up a note on this phone because he's picking up food for his whole family. He orders $120 worth of food and I put the order in so my uncle can start making it. When I tell him how much it is, he tells me that he's a veteran and would like the 50% discount. So then I ask him which sandwich was his so I could give him half price for it, and I could tell right away that I was about to get yelled at. He started going off about how he fought for this country and we were false advertised when we saved veterans get 50% off their food. How he deserves a discount, etc, etc. We tried to tell him that the discount

was a gesture to be kind to veterans, not to feed their families for free. Eventually, we just gave him 30 bucks off, which was three times the price of the sandwich he got, and he left angry. I just think it's really upsetting that people will take advantage of a discount that's meant to be a kind gesture, when we're already not profiting from giving them 50% off. If this keeps happening, then the discount is gonna have to go down and it's gonna ruin it for everyone. For free, extendable dining table and eight chairs, only six shown. Pick up from Yara Glen and no, I won't deliver it for you because I'm already doing you a favor by giving it to you for free.

I won't hold it to you for three weeks because Uncle Barry's due to sin for repairs and you have no way of getting at home. It's heavy so don't ask me to get my neighbors to load it for you. I'm happy to help you load it. Don't ask me for straps or rope to tie it in knowing you'll need to do so before you leave home. If you say you're coming to get it, it's yours and I'll wait a reasonable amount of time until you do. If you don't let me know you can't pick it up, you'll be added to this serial pest register for wasting our time and taking it away from others. Yes, you're right. I'm overall the drama of giving things away on Facebook and for once would like to just have it all go smoothly. The marks on top of the table I think are heat marks. Remember, it's for free. Then down in the comments, we have this toy from the blurry berry. I once posted a mattress on Craigslist for free.

I took so many photos of it from all different angles. It wasn't really good condition. Well, this guy wanted it and came to pick it up. Only to decide he didn't want it and I should pay for his gas. He got so angry when I refused and demanded I either pay for his gas or his time. Scared the bjesus out of me.

In search of vehicle for $2,400. My max price is $2,400. I'm looking for an all black vehicle. I have a family of four, so a car will not do. I'm looking for a jeep, sub, et cetera. Cash in hand, must have clean title, must run and drive. I'm looking for a Jeep sub, etc. Cash in hand must have clean title, must run and drive. I am NOT paying for a sucky car. I will sue if you state the car has no issues and I get it in a month later it's a broke down garbage can. I'll take you to small claim court. It took a long time to save this money. I don't want trash. I want a working vehicle I can drive to six flags and cedar points. If you're not selling a car, keep your two cents to yourself. Thanks.

If not, I'll turn off comments and have the sellers privately pm me. And then someone replies, best take yourself to a used car lot. No one in the right mind is going to do business with someone that says they'll sue you after they drive the car a month. Can you make me a pixel art like this one? Sorry, it's actually from a game that was discounted two years ago, but I'm good at pixel art and I can make it for you either way. Oh, can you make it so it looks exactly like me? Yeah, you're a girl, right? Yeah.

Haha, just asking. No problem. Anyway, so you want to draw me for my dick pictures? I am not going to open that. Okay, okay, you can open whenever you want to. Anyways, draw me. Don't ignore me. I'll pay you five dollars. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, please. Okay, slut, draw me in that style, $5, take it or leave it or I will screw you. What the F is wrong with you?

First of all, I would normally charge $25 to $35 for that. Second, F off before I send a screenshot of this conversation and you're dong to all the people you follow. Ha ha, they will like my dong, don't worry, now draw me slut, I'm not paying you any more B word. Yeah, I'll draw you. Haha, you opened my dick pic, you like it babe? Haha, JK.

Haha. And then OP sends him like a little, I guess, Microsoft paint drawing of a terrible looking dog with sting lines coming off of it. Here's your stinky peepy. F off now, blocking you and your nasty ugly dog. Bye. I'd love to hear this guy's rationale for calling her a slut.

Well, she gets pictures of dogs from random guys in her inbox. Of course that makes her a slut. Well, she gets pictures of dogs from random guys in her inbox. Of course, that makes her a slut. This episode is brought to you by RBC Student Banking. Here is an RBC student offer that turns a feel-good moment into a feel-great moment. Students, get $100 when you open a no-merfly fee, RBC Advantage Banking account, and we'll give another $100 to a charity of your choice. RBC Advantage. This great perk and more. Only at RBC, visit rbc.com slash get 100, give 100, conditions apply in January 31, 2024, complete offer eligibility criteria by March 29, 2024.

Choose one of the eight eligible charities of the $500,000 in total contributions. These side marios all you can eat is all you can match a soup, salad, and garlic homemove. Oh my god! Only! Hey, my sister's birthday is coming up.

Can you draw her for me, please? I'll send you her photograph then you draw her. Sorry if it's too much to ask. Hi, I do commissions. If you want something realistic, I'll charge $45. For anime style, I'll charge $35. I can draw your sister for sure, is there a due date? Yes, actually, her birthday is tomorrow, but you can finish by tomorrow evening so I can

give her the drawing by 9pm or something like that. I tagged you on the photograph in my account, but ignore me in the picture. I'm on the left with a grey and white shirt. She's on the right. Please draw something like that. I'll take cartoon or realistic, but I don't have any money. Can you draw for free for me, please, make an exception? You want a free drawing? I can't do that, sorry. You ignored me and I waited until 9.30pm now and you have still not sent me the product. This is a scam, so be careful because I will report you to the police. Oh, I'm so sorry. One second, I actually finished it, I just forgot to send.

Oh, okay, sorry if it sounded rude, I only thought you were scamming me. No problem, here you go. And then OP just sends her a completely blank image. Your selfish, you have talents so you should share it. People dance on this street and if they're lucky they get tipped. You're an artist, not a scientist, so don't act like you're entitled to money. Wow, that really opened my eyes. I'm so sorry for being selfish. I'll draw your sister by tomorrow 9pm for sure. I'm really sorry. Oh, it's okay.

I'm sorry if I sounded rude. Can you actually finish by today in two hours because I'm going out so I can print it by then and give it to my sister tomorrow morning? Yes, of course. Okay. It's been four hours. Please send me the picture I'm still outside. You ignored me. I waited until 9.30pm. And then OP sends her a blank image again. I think it's not loading because I don't really see anything. Can you send it again? Yes,

sure. And OP sends her again a completely blank image. What is this? You get what you pay for. So how much do you want to bet that this choosing beggar told her sister that she did have a really good birthday present lined up, but she got totally scammed by an evil scammer. And she's the victim. Hey, honey, thanks for texting me back. May I please have contact Impo for the

tutor you're hiring for Blank? My daughter needs all the help she can get this year. Sure, he's a really great family friend. He was a high school algebra teacher, but he just got a new job as an AP at a middle school in the same district. Here's his contact Impo. Thanks, I'll give him a call. Question, how much is he charging you? I'm honestly not sure. He's my ex-husband's best friend, and I think my ex is covering the cost. I'm never hired a tutor before, but I've also never done virtual school either. I'm sure he's worth every cent, because I can't do calculus to save my own life.

Well, I just talked to him, and he said if we do twice a week with a couple of students on Zoom, he's charging $75. Hey, that seems really expensive and, I would want him to come here and teach you in person. He's working with Blank twice a week on Zoom. I think that's pretty reasonable considering the circumstances. I don't think he's willing to drive to your place to do in-person tutoring. He lives in North Blank. Maybe check on next or to see if anyone local is offering tutoring? Okay, also, he sounds gay. Is he gay? Yeah, he's gay. Okay, to be honest, I'm not sure if I would feel comfortable with my daughter having a gay math tutor. No offense. I just want someone more focused on teaching math

than other things. You said he's an AP now? Wow. Also, he shouldn't be charging so much. Not many parents will want a gay man teaching their kids or having influence over them. I would think he charged less to try to get parents to actually hire him.

That's just my honest opinion. I see where this conversation has gone, so I'm gonna end it with this. I wish your daughter the best of luck her junior year. She's going to miss out on a lot this year already, but she will also miss out on the best tutor and nicest person she'll probably ever know. The tutor is a kind-hearted and extremely smart administrator with a passion for teaching and helping students achieve their goals. He's like an uncle to my kids and a great friend to everyone who knows him. He doesn't need the money, but he deserves to be

compensated for his time that he dedicates outside of his normal working hours to helping other succeed. In addition to numerous volunteer hours for those unlike you or I who can't afford to help their kids. So I'm not sure if your issue is mostly your budget or your blatant homophobia, but again, I wish your daughter all the luck. Is anyone giving away cheap airpods generation 2 with charger and original casing unsealed for under $10? Preferably free?

Or if not, can anyone give me a free Disney Plus account? Both are for my daughter's 12th birthday. I promise to her them, and if she doesn't get them, she will cry. Thanks. My boyfriend literally just got me some chocolates in a card for Valentine's. Like when I say that I want chocolates, what

I really want is a ring or a necklace. Just because I say I want something doesn't mean I WANT it. I'd like to see the boyfriend flip this around on her. Oh babe, when I said that you don't need to get me anything, what I really meant is I want you to suck my f*** for 3 hours nonstop. That was our slash slash choosing beggars, and if you like this podcast, then check out my Patreon where I publish extra episodes. Also, be sure to follow my podcast, because I put out new Reddit episodes every single day.