rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Now Accepting Sugar Daddy Applications! $100,000 MINIMUM!

Episode Date: July 11, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we've got a would-be sugar baby who posts an application for anybody who wants to be her sugar daddy. At a minimum, you need $100k in the bank, be antivax, and be willing to let her work with other sugar daddys. Why on earth would you pay that much money on a girl who's going to turn around and cheat on you with other guys? If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A Dress, please. Yes, I'm an Almer. Okay, I can't go there for just a microwave unless you pay me $25 for gas. I don't even know how to respond to you. Unreal! On this next post, OP sells car parts, and this is a conversation he recounts. Do you price match? Yes, with a written quote from another Canadian vendor or a screenshot of the exact item on their web page. Then the customer sends OP a screenshot of an American vendor with goods priced in

American dollars. You know they're an American company and that's listed in American dollars. I can't tell you that for that price in Canadian dollars. You understand exchange rates and how they work, right? Well, then, you're just not hungry enough yet. We're still in a pandemic and I thought you would be trying to get any sale you can. Seeing is how so many businesses are going under right now. Selling you items at 50% under my cost is not going to happen. I'm sorry. Fine, I'll just order it directly from the other person and have them ship it to me directly. So much for supporting local. You know you're so gonna have to pay the

exchange rate to them, plus shipping, duty, and their brokerage fees. I'll pay them with my American credit card and there's no exchange. And shipping is free. I'll just get it sent to my friends company in Blaine, they won't mind. No problem, good luck. And then, 20 minutes later, OP gets a phone call from an employee. Hi, OP, my buddy needs to ship apart for their car to your warehouse in Blaine, do you mind? Let me guess, is it from such and such company for such and such part? Yeah, no, not possible. Tell them to wait until the border is open and kidded themselves. But that could be another month. Yes, or they could just order the part with me and I'll have it here in about 10 days.

Oh, yeah, but it'll cost him more. That's called business. I'm sorry, I can't help you. Down in the comments, there was a little bit of confusion in this story, so let me clarify. The Choosing Beggar didn't directly call OP. The Choosing Beggar called his friend, who works at OP's company, and then that employee called OP. So OP had no idea that the guy he just insulted was also the guy he was expected to get

a favor out of. On this next post, Marcus Rashford is a 22 year old soccer player who helped raise 3 million pounds so that kids in the UK wouldn't have to go without a meal. He tweets, and while I'm celebrating this, there's so much more to do. Trust me when I say, I will keep fighting until no child in the UK has to worry about where their next meal is coming from. This is England in 2020 and families need help. And someone replies, just England is it? What about the rest of the UK?

Can you imagine being 22 years old and raising 3 million pounds to feed starving kids and then be insulted for it? On this next post, OP is a caterer, and like every other catering business on Plana Earth, they have an Instagram to advertise their services. Hey, I'm the girl that just asked you for your number on Instagram about my godmom's wedding. Okay, good morning. What did she want me to make again? Breakfast brunch cart with omelette station with shrimps, crab meat, swordfish, and regular bacon, turkey, sausage, basically every breakfast

meat. Wing station with all flavors you can think of. Waffle station. That stuff same additions on your Instagram make that only for 50 people. Fresh fruit, shrimp and grits, macaroni and cheese. Fresh cooked veggies with string beans, broccoli, carrots, and collards. This is for 175 to 200 people. She needs an estimated price. That's 28 bucks a person, so $5,000. Her menu is pretty expensive, but 28 a person most definitely will get the job done. 5,000? Yes, I'm purchasing all the food and making it correct.

Yeah, lol, but why that much? You're an Instagram caterer, it's not like you have your own legit restaurant, lol. What does that have to do with me purchasing all the food and products for 200 people and making it? I'm pretty sure you have a good plug, lol, every good caterer does. She said $2,100, take the opportunity or leave it. Her exact words. Tell her I'm good.

Selling 9K Gold Bracelet for $200. No, sorry, this business owner won't accept $100 as his bracelet is solid gold and not plated. What business owner? If you read the description, I work for the business owner and I post on his behalf. Oh, okay. Hmm, okay. What about I'll pay you $100 and I'll also take you on a date. Unfortunately, the business has advised he will take no lower than $199 and you're welcome to take him on a date if you like. What OP should have

done was taking the deal, going the date, and then order a surf and turf with like a $200 bottle of wine. Okay guys, I'm now taking applicants for a new sugar daddy following the loss of Jesus Smith. Rest easy, honey. PME year full application when it's all filled out. I would love to have any of you support me and my kids.

Gets of knitting. Let me be your only sugar baby. Sugar daddy application requirements. Must be anti-backs. More than $100,000 in the bank. No children, but open to having kids. Age 45 plus. Have a clean criminal record, must be single, must have a clean bill of health, no bringing sicknesses into the home. Okay, with only seeing each other once a week, maybe less, open to sharing with other sugar daddies. I mean, I'm not trying to kink shame or anything, whatever two consenting adults do is their own business.

But why would anyone want to be this person sugar daddy? This just seems like a prostitute with extra steps. Stream the complete Dutton Legacy, 1883, 1923, and all seasons of Yellowstone. I love Montana, but I'm doing this far family. Paramount Plus, the streaming home of Yellowstone. You're flying to meet with a new supplier to keep your business growing. And with the business platinum card from American Express,

you can earn $820 in new value and more, which includes a $200 travel credit toward your flight. Now boarding business class. American Express, don't do business without it. Terms and conditions apply visit mx.ca slash business platinum. Hi, are you still selling that fridge? We really needed, thanks. No, sorry, someone else got it first.

I do have a used microwave, however, if you're looking for kitchen appliances. WTF, you said I could have it yesterday. Sorry, I've never spoken to you before today. I don't know what you mean. Remember, yesterday, you F-ing told me I could have it. You're an F-ing liar, and I hope you die, you sick Fingl Hore. The F I didn't do anything. I told you that the fridge has been taken already. I didn't talk to you at all yesterday.

Please I really need it. Just pay them to take it back or something and then I'll pay you for it. No, it's already been taken and that's final. I'm not buying it off the same guy just so I can give it to you, especially after that last text. F.O.F.Hore? Down in the comments, too creepy for me to handle really sums up this conversation. F.O.F.Hore? But can you help me? But F.O.F.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H. me with childcare and she lets me use her internet connection. However, the leaves from her tree fall into my garden. For as long as I remember, I sweep them up and then throw them over the fence back in her garden. She caught me doing this and called me a stupid cow and isn't talking to me.

Advice please. I don't think her leaves should go in my wheelie bin. What if I need the space for something else? I refuse to bin her garbage. Can anyone advise what they would do in this situation? Thanks in advance. While building reputation as a dog trainer, I've taken on lots of cases free of charge out of my love for rescue and dogs. During this COVID period, I've had countless messages and calls asking for free help from owners and their dogs to the point of people demanding I help them if I haven't gotten to their case yet. This takes hours upon hours of my time, using knowledge to build up a plan of action that's personal to each individual and their dog

based on the issues they're facing. And I've even received verbal abuse for not working on a free case fast enough to owners liking. This will not be tolerated and you will be told to find someone else. Due to the amount of time I've spent studying, volunteering, gaining knowledge, and generally busting my butt in this industry, I will no longer be taking on free work outside of voluntary work for charities and friends who hold a close place in my heart. So the price for my services are as follows.

Online consultation with Advice and Action Plan on a singular issue, 15 pounds. Face-to-face visits working with your dog on a one-to-one basis for issues not linked to aggression, 40 pounds per hour. Issues linked to aggression, 50 pounds per hour. Puppy training, 20 pounds per hour. Issues linked to aggression, 50 lbs per hour. Puppy training, 20 lbs per hour. Due to my level of qualification in dog behavior and being under mentorship of a dog psychologist, I see these prices as very fair. If you're on benefits and can provide proof of benefit, I will happily set up a payment plan. However, failure to meet payment will result in me dropping your case. So when I got Hugo, I hired a puppy trainer and I had to say, OPs' prices are super reasonable.

Like I'm not even kidding, they're almost half the price of the dog trainer that we hired. So honestly, I would hire this guy in a heartbeat. It's a shame he's getting so much flack from choosing beggars. There's no saving some people. Some homeless lady asked me if I wanted to buy her a can of beer. I asked her why she didn't buy her own and got the usual, I don't have money, I'm homeless, reply. Being the nice guy that I am, I bought a can of gauay-bay brewery full sail and gave it to her. She looked at it and said, No, I went Heineken. Well, go et yourself then. Wow, an actual literal choosing beggar. But in her defense, I'd probably turn down an IPA2.

Hey, a friend told me you're giving away free diet BD strips. Can I have them? Sorry, I already arranged to have them deliver to someone earlier today. Oh, I really needed them. If you already gave them away, can you just send me the money for those trips? I can do PayPal or Binmo. Each Pat cost about $100. Um, sorry, I just had a few extra boxes of strips. I don't have that much money just laying around. On this next post, OP is offering to rent out a room with a shared bathroom and a gated complex for 813 bucks. Then, a choosing beggar message is him with this. Are there any black people living there? I know Hayward can be very ethnic. No, wouldn't matter? It's not my preference. Well, then the room's not available to you. Have a great day.

Heyward is a garbage pile. I really don't care, Loll. Kind of pathetic of you and petty. You're an in lover, huh? You're a racist, so I really couldn't care less what you think of me. Grow up. Fighting for your people, I see.

Nice. You're a disgrace. Beward, go screw an inward. fighting for your people I see. Nice. You're a disgrace. Be word. Go screw an inward. Hello, I'd like to run an apartment and I'm a super racist. Maybe that's not the best strategy to find an apartment.

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