rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Free House - NEW HOUSES ONLY!

Episode Date: October 17, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody know of any free houses that I could have? I know that everyone needs a place to live but, frankly, I'm more important than you and I deserve a free house. Oh, and I only want a NEW house! Not some old, run-down house. What do I look like, a poor person? Ha! As if! If you like this video, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Please donate your motor home to me as I am a worthy cause. No tiny RVs please, only motor home is bigger than 25 feet. So is it messed up that I'm more worried about these six dogs being homeless than about an actual human being becoming homeless? Because I don't really care about this choosing beggar, but where did the dogs do to deserve that? On this next post, this is a conversation between a girl and only fans and one of our fans. Hi, I just subbed. I love your page. You're so sexy. So I want to get a custom. Can you do me a strip tease, saying my name and showing off your body?

Hi, yes, I can definitely do that. The price will depend on how long you want the video to be. How long are you thinking? Price! Listen here, darling. I paid $5 already for my subscription. This video for me is free. Got it?

Get the filming, smiley face. The sky went from polite and friendly to, listen you little slut, I paid you $5 so that basically means I own your body, get it? In just two messages. Personally, I'm really glad that only fans is becoming a thing because I think we're about to enter the golden age of choosing Beggar's content. Posted to our slash Spotify. Request, please could someone add me to their Spotify Premium family?

My mental health and productivity depends on music as I suffer from depression. Someone replies, you know you can listen to Spotify for free, right? But when listening to an album, it skips onto their other songs abruptly that might not even be in that album. Without a premium plan, you can't enjoy Spotify seriously. And they reply, then your mental health is indeed bad. Personally, I really love Spotify, but not because I listen to it from music or anything, but because it takes off some heat from YouTube, finally a platform with more obnoxious advertisements

than YouTube. Hey guys, I've obnoxious advertisements than YouTube. Hey guys, I've just moved down from blank and I noticed that you're my local club. I've spoken to the locals and they said really good things about your club. I'm actually an up and coming Instagram model with 3,000 followers. And I would be willing to do one social media post promoting your club and return for a private booth, 10 freez and a bottle of grey goose. I think this would be a great opportunity for a club in the burbs. I don't normally give such a great deal, so please keep this between us and I look forward to hearing back from you.

And the club replies, we threw a public figure with a mullet off a diving board yesterday for 20,000 views, and it costs us zero bottles. Thank you, though. I've been racking my brain trying to think of a public figure with a mullet, and the only one I can come up with is Joe Exotic from Tiger King. And if these guys dunk Joe Exotic, then they're doing just fine with promotions. Hi, all. Myself and my husband have recently moved and found ourselves being hit with the house the needs more tender loving care than we originally thought. We were just wondering if any handyman, plumbers, or electricians would be able to offer their

services free of charge in exchange for some good publicity. I have over 2,000 Instagram followers, and my husband has 178,000 on TikTok. Please get in touch! Thanks! And then down in the comments we have this contribution from Imagine a Mazing name. I know a plumber that worked for exposure. At least I assume that's why he had his butt crack on display the whole time. Hey, I'm looking for 2 to 5 horses to borrow for the weekend, 3 days, 2 nights, for a trail riding camping trip. I need to be able to borrow the tag for that many horses as well as the food for the whole trip.

I'll take great care of them and give them a bath for you if you want at your own place. I would take great care of them as it their my own, but I'm looking to spend a little to no money. I could show you pictures of where the horses would be staying as well. Also, I need to borrow a trailer for little to know money as well for the same amount of horses. Thanks in advance, it p.m. me please. I don't know anything about horses, so I looked up the cost of the average riding horse, and it came out to about $5,000. I also looked up the cost of a horse trailer, and it came out to $5,000 to $17,000 depending on size. I'm guessing

a trailer that could carry 5 horses would be on the larger side so I'll say $17,000. So 5 horses at $5,000 each comes out to $25,000. Plus the trailer is $42,000. I don't know how much tack and food would be so I'm just gonna guess $1,000. So, altogether, the choosing beggar is basically saying, hello, I'm a complete stranger, but may I please have $43,000 worth of your equipment for free? I would really appreciate it, and I would take really good care of it. I super-duper promise.

I'm also happy to clean the horses, but only at your place and using your supplies, I'm not gonna buy shampoo. What am I made of money? This next post comes from a letter sent from a bride and groom. As much as we would love for you to attend, sadly, our vineyard cannot accommodate everyone. We are sure to keep you in our hearts in the celebration of love. If you would like to congratulate the bride and groom rather than a registry, they are accepting money to aid in a beautiful honeymoon. And down in the comments, we have a similar story from K-Box. A few years ago, a woman at work sent me an invite to her wedding.

I RSV Pete saying I couldn't make it because that weekend we were going to Spain on holiday. She wanted me to pay 200 pounds for the dinner because she'd already booked it. So I invited her to Spain. She said she's getting married that weekend, so I asked her 500 pounds to cover the cost of her flight in hotel. So you think you know sports? Point's bet is the sportsbook for you, because we've got the features for true competitors, like live, same-game parlias.

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I'm sorry to hear that, is he practicing what I've been teaching him in between lessons? He seems to be doing fine. Besides, he's only been playing a few weeks. Again, I'm sorry, but I can't give you a discount because you don't think he's learning fast enough. I could give him an hour next time for the same price as 30 minutes if you'd like. My rates are very cheap already. No, we'll find a better teacher.

We won't be paying you. Good luck, but you do absolutely need to pay for my last lesson. This is my job. No, I'm blocking you. On this next post, OP is selling a Sapphire gemstone. Hi, is this your item? Hello, yes it is. Would you be willing to do a trade? I have over 300 followers and I could market you. You would get tons of exposure and many of my followers are top-lead people with lots of money for gemstones. I can give you a post and a story. Please consider it as I'm very poor and a COVID-19 survivor. Hello? Hi, please answer me. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, unfortunately I can't trade a $30,000 sapphire for a post in a story.

In fact, I can't trade it for anything except cash. I can't help you out, unfortunately, but I have many low priced options. I can send you a small, spinal free of charge and you had to go through COVID. No, you idiot, I don't want a free cheap stone. Guess I'll just have to leave some negative reviews. Devil emoji. Offer rescinded. I'll be blocking you now and contacting my sales channel feedback departments.

So this choosing beggar is broke, but all of our followers are rich people who can apparently drop $30,000 on gemstones? Also, I just couldn't resist and I had to do the math. If a shout out to 300 followers is worth $30,000, then that makes my channel worth $170 million. So this choosing Beggar is hilariously wrong, but man, I really wish that she wasn't. I need one self-motivated, hardworking individual to help me manage my new hostile slash vegan cafe on co-wrong. I cannot offer monetary compensation at this time, but I can offer a private room. At least two home-cooked meals a day plus smoothies and baked treats.

Sometimes I cook, sometimes you cook. Access to a full kitchen with refrigerators, three gas burners, water heaters, rice cooker, blinders, food processor, chooser, and oven. Laundry and toiletries, Wi-Fi and top-ups, art supplies, musical instruments to play. Natural Cambodian tobacco and some other non-essentials. I asked for around 50 hours a week of varying jobs and tasks, including but not limited to. General cleaning and upkeep, dishes, water, laundry and grocery runs, painting, meticulous deep cleaning, managing, bookkeeping, task organization, staying self-motivated, food preparation, customer service,

building and making stuff, art of all sorts for shelves, signs, pillows, etc. and to do it yourself mentality. I'm looking for just one individual, but I could be open to a couple working a total of 80s to 90 hours a week, with each person working 40 to 45 hours a week. Lady, what you're looking for is called a slave. Don't think you're something special just because you're providing room and board, because slave owners also provided room and board. Hey, can I get you to do a full body detail of my original character?

Sure, that'll be anywhere from 25 to 50 bucks depending on the design and how many colors and if you'd like shadows or background. Can you send a picture of your original character? Uh, I can't afford that. Can you do it for free? No. I could do a chibi hitch out for free, but there's no way I'm doing a full-body detail for free. You sound like a scammer. I'll report you and you'll never get any more work.

Oh no. Anyway. You're rude. It's F. A necessary rant. I tried to go to garage sales today. Most were gone because people thought I would rain, not the point, anyways. So I follow signs and find one on church street. Decently big house. I pull up and this old lady had a bunch of boxes and stuff in her garage, so I rummaged for a bit. I found a nice piece of fabric I could decorate and turn into a scarf. A piece of fabric. I expected like a quarter. This dick won a $2.

It's a garage sale. To get rid of stuff you would donate to Goodwill, not an F-ing store. So I asked if she would take one dollar because I had cash on me. She literally said, nope, and walked away. It's the F-ing premise, dude. You're obviously well off on cash and have a bunch of junk. You don't need to be a dick on purpose. Rant over. What this choosing beggar was trying to say when they named the street the house was on and said how big the house is was. They had more money than me so I deserve to get it for free.

Is your 65-inch TV still for sale? Hi, yes it is. Would you be willing to deliver it to the west side? I have a kid and I'm pregnant so I needed it upstairs but I don't have any help here. Can you give it for free? My kid broke my living room TV. No ma'am, have a good night. Lady, if you're gonna pull the pregnant single mom card, then at least wait another couple a month until Christmas time. Then you can upgrade to the full blown, you're ruining my kids

Christmas! On this next post, a professional YouTuber spent over 300 hours making a Minecraft map and made it available on his Patreon. So guys, after a lot of backlash reporting up the Underground Kingdom download on my Patreon for just a few dollars, I've put it up for free. I'm quite disappointed to have received so much negativity rather than support. I invest a massive amount of time into these builds. I don't expect hate for asking for such a small amount of money to compensate me for the time

I've spent working on something. It's really disrespectful and disheartening. Either way, enjoy the map. I hate it when people disrespect YouTubers like this. Obviously, I'm pretty biased because I'm a pro YouTuber myself, but YouTubers put out free content and people get upset that they try to make money off of ads. You pay for Netflix, Hulu, cable, movies, virtually every type of content imaginable, but YouTube is 100% free. And all you have

to do to support your creators is sit through like a 30 second ad or support them on Patreon. So I'm gonna spread the love a little bit and support my fellow content creator. If you're into Minecraft, check out TrixieBlocks on YouTube and tell them our slash sent you. That was our slash choosing beggars, and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put a new Reddit podcast episodes every single day. because I put a new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.