rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Full-Time Slave, Pay: $0

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

r/Choosingbeggars You think you've got a bad job? Imagine applying for a full-time unpaid job working for an organization that fights for human rights, LOL. The company cares about human rights, but it can't even be bothered to pay its own employees in exchange for all of their hard work? That's pretty much the exact definition of "hypocrite." If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from a cross-reddit. Today's subreddit is R-slash choosing beggars where someone expects a free vacation. Does anyone got a free holiday completely free of charge? It has to include the following. It has to be for an adult and one child. It has to be all-inclusive. It has to be somewhere hot with a swimming pool. It has to be close to a theme park. It has to be the best place in the world for a two-year-old. Oh, and I'm more than happy for there to be no phone service whatsoever. Down in the comments, I'm going to read this reply from Mausoleomics.

Camping a tent in a motel parking lot by a theme park that has a pool. Posted to Facebook Jobs. Any real employers looking for a worker, I'm not trying to win any popularity contests. I do not work to make friends, so any competitive male dominant field is right up my alley. I will not pee in a cup or give you police clearance. For the love of God, do not tell me to send a resume if you're not actually gonna hire me. I'm sick of employers wasting my time. I love how this guy is just self filtering himself out of any potential job opening.