rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Fulltime UNPAID Secretary / S*x Slave

Episode Date: March 19, 2022

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Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars, where someone expects a free house. Posted a Facebook. Is anyone willing to part-part with their house? Wait, what? Is anyone-okay. Is anyone willing to part with their house? I'm looking for a new house. I don't have money to pay for the house, but I do have money to pay the taxes and utilities.

I'm-I'm looking for a five-bedroom, four-bathroom house, and I do have money to pay the taxes and utilities. I'm looking for a five-bedroom four-bathroom house in a good neighborhood for preferably blink or blink. Also, the house will need a garage. If your house doesn't have a basement, then I don't want it because I have to keep safe during a storm. This is for serious people, so only comment below if you're willing to sign over your title to me. Aw man, as luck would have it, I have a 5-bit room, 4-bathroom house that I'm just dying to get rid of and give to someone else, but it doesn't have a basement, so I guess you're out of luck.

And like, I don't know where this is, obviously property value varies very significantly from location, but I live like really close to DC and in my area a house with those specifications would literally cost over a million dollars, like I'm not even exaggerating. Oh, OP posted the comments beneath this post and OP is getting absolutely blasted. I'm curious, why would someone give away a house with such big requirements for free? It's great if you find someone I guess. You're hilarious. Worst than hilarious. So you're very picky and yet you want someone to just give you a great big house? You're hilarious. Hold on, I'll outbid his offer of

zero dollars and offer a hundred dollars. I would even take only four bedrooms and a cracked foundation. I forgot to mention that I'm okay with ghosts too. I was trying to refrain from saying anything, but this one's the title of the strangest post that I've ever seen on here so far. What the... absurd! You can't be serious! Ridiculous! What a waste of space! On this next post, this is a Google review left by someone who's reviewing a thrift store that Donates its profits to the SPCA, so it's literally a charity review one star I think the people that run this place are greedy the prices are way too high for a thrift store and for donated stuff It looks more organized now But they use all the good stuff for decoration and not for sale.

There were three Christmas trees in the store and there wasn't a price tag on any of them. I would have loved to purchase one, although I'm sure it would have been more expensive than one from Walmart or another wasteful billion dollar big box store. I missed the 50% off furniture sale by two days, and I wanted to couch there with the discount. I could understand keeping that policy in a major store chain, but on a high priced item when you have a whole basement of furniture, really disappointing.

I really just wanted to couch so I could have my mom and friends over during Christmas time. After leaving a bad situation, I have no furniture, and I finally saved enough to get that one. I probably won't be celebrating this year now. This is for the SPCA and I love animals, but please have some compassion for humans as well and cut them a deal or a break once in a while. I will not be back.

Okay, so I typically don't read, like, go find me, post that much because I personally don't find them very interesting, but this one was too good to skip. Help this choosing beggar fixes SUV. Goal. $30,000. What's up guys? I've been having a boatload of problems with my suburban. Ever since I put the supercharger on it, it's been nothing but a nightmare. I need new wheels because these are ugly as hell. I need new

suspension because it's super bouncy and unsafe at high speeds. And everybody who knows me knows that the suspension is going to kill me if it's not fixed. I updated the stereo, but the transmission is failing so I need a new Taranne. Also, the interior is trash, because the car was previously stolen by some fat ass Roman. And when I brought it back from the auction, the interior was definitely begging for attention. But I had other projects, so I couldn't spend much money on this car. While I was parked at the shop, the car got broken into and somebody stole my radio and chopped all my wiring up like amateurs.

So I spliced in a new radio, but as cheap as hell, and it definitely needs to go. Last but not least, we just moved to Florida and it gets stupid hot here, so I need to wrap the car in matte pearl white. But since we just moved, I'm unemployed. Nobody wants to pay me what I'm worth, and quite frankly, I'm tired of physical work. Any help is much appreciated. The more zeros after the number, the better. Love you guys and stay safe! Okay, let me preface this real quick by saying that I am not a car guy. I literally don't even own a car. I mean, I'm a YouTuber and I work from home so I don't have to drive anywhere

My wife's got a car and we use her car So like that should give you a pretty good idea. I just don't care about cars when I became a youtuber I sold my car but like But like if you bought a car and it needed $30,000 in repair I don't know about you, but I would just sell the car. That is a nightmare. I guess I could see it if it were like literally a Lamborghini or like a $500,000 supercar.

Then yeah, I would expect $30K to be a reasonable repair point. But this thing, what is this? Is this like a Chrysler or something? Isn't $30K worth more than what the actual car, like is when you buy it new? I have no idea. I literally don't even know what this type of car this is. What's the big plus, the big like golden plus

on the front, is that Chrysler? Yes, I'm correct. The plus is a Chrysler. I'm so proud of myself for actually guessing that correctly. And a new Chrysler suburban goes for $53,000. So, okay, I guess technically that is less expensive than buying a new one, but, for real, dude. I mean, you know, obviously the real truth

is that he just wants the money for himself. He's probably gonna spend like $5,000 on his car and use the remaining 25K for whatever drugs, hookers, and blow. I mean, who knows? And like, you know, on top of this, I'm not a car, guys, so I don't fully understand the car talk. But he was talking about, ever since I put a supercharger on it, doesn't that mean that

he made it like super extra fast? Why would you make a car that's this messed up super fast? Because if it's got a messed up transmission and like, what else? The suspension, if it's messed up, up would not just make the car extra dangerous and extra expensive to fix oh jeez I'm sorry for all the clueless commentary it's just stuff like this completely boggles my mind I do not understand why people who aren't making at least six figures spend so much money on their car and I'm not shaming you if you're like a car person, then fine. You know, you've got your hobby, everyone's got their hobbies. I just don't get it.

It's so expensive. I will say that at least he has enough presence of mine to move to Florida, because it sounds like he'll be right at home in Florida. I'm the CEO of a tech startup, and I'm very busy training my new sales and marketing staff, which will greatly increase my earnings. This year, I'm very focused on growth, and I'm running out of time to get everything done. I need someone who can be next to me all day and do all the little things that I ask them to do. I need them to make every meal, keep my living space clean, keep me on task with my to-do list, and they would need to be able to drive since I hate

driving. They would need to be willing to pack up and leave with me if I choose to live somewhere else. I need someone who's willing to take a bet on me and my company, and know that as I grow, they will too. I'm hiring an executive assistant. Currently, there's no pay. Although every new contract my company lands, you'll earn a commission, and the more useful

you become and the more time you save me, theoretically I should make more money. So, the more time and money you save me, the more money you'll make. You'll need to be female. I'm 25, and I would prefer someone around my age because if they're too old then they'll retire before me and this is a lifelong commitment for both me and the assistant I choose. For inspiration or understanding of what the job would be like, please imagine yourself as Pepperpots and I am Tony Stark. You need to be cute, positive, fun and you gotta be cool with greens since I blaze all the

time, which means you do as well. I'm very unorthodox in eccentric. Please reach out to me via text. This is 2020 and email is SO last generation. Text me your name, a picture of you, and we'll set up a phone call and then proceed from there. Potentially, you could end up making $70,000 in five years and more after that. Money and dealing with my crazy self aside, it would be an adventure. Text me and let's chat. Yeah, I have a feeling that Tony Stark could afford to pay Pepper Pot's an actual living salary. But like, this dude isn't asking for an executive assistant, he's asking for, I can't tell, either a mommy or a girlfriend or just a full-time

live-in slave. Maybe a girl who's like, okay, being all three, I guess? Jeez. Imagine being a CEO of a tech startup with no money and comparing yourself to Tony Stark. On this next post, OP is an art teacher who is helping students find their parents at the end of a school day. Then OP has this interaction when a parent calls her on a parent drop-off line. Hi, art teacher, I want to go to Comic Con. Can you make my costume? I'm sorry, but I'm trying to do parent drop-offs.

Okay. Then the Choosing Beggar Park their car got out and approached OP and put jamas and slippers. I was thinking like a feminine Tom Baker from Dr. Who. When can you get it to me? Oh. Ugh. I don't have time. I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I could pay you. At this point, I'm still opening car doors and helping students cross a busy parking lot, so I have to think quick. I say, oh, perfect. As an artist, I charge 25 bucks an hour and you'll need to get me all the supplies. Just bring me a photo of what you want and I'll write up a proposal. Post into Facebook. I want to help a swipe pages designer to build their initial portfolio in exchange for

a review. About our company, we're a startup play to earn guild with partners from EU. There's potential that will hire you to do user interface and user experience design for our official website. We would love you to help if you use Figma, Webflow, and swipe pages. Kindly comment with your portfolio. Then someone comments, so you're helping out designers by giving them work and paying nothing in return. Are you sure that's what helping means? For newbies, yes. If you're already working for a client and you're getting paid, this is not for you.

This person is looking for someone who uses Figma. I've never heard of Figma, but how about Ligma? On this next post, O., OP sells coloring book pages on Etsy. I'll go to Etsy and screenshot the pictures and print them. The artist replies, I mean, you can, but their low quality, cropped, and water marks. So good luck with that. There are no water marks, yay! And it's not low quality since my printer makes it 10 times better, smiley face. I actually do respect artists, it's just that for a coloring page, this is too expensive.

I get good coloring pages for really cheap for my local shops. It's like $2.50 for the image file, meaning that you can reprint it as many times as you want. It's not just one use. I'm being more than reasonable. If that's out of budget for you, fine, but I've had 71 sales, so it's clearly not too expensive. Don't disrespect me by essentially stealing my work. Man, how you gonna say that you respect the artist, and then gloat to the artist that you're stealing their work? On this next post, OP's friends, ex-girlfriend stole his Netflix info, and then got pissed at OP when he changed his password.

Why can't you pay for your stuff? Lowell, are you asking yourself that question? Well, I could give you money once a month for it. No, because I'm gonna be making money here soon. Then just pay for Netflix once a month yourself. Yeah, but why are you always mooching off of other people? Hello. Get your own job and pay for stuff yourself.

Everyone always has to feel bad for you and pay for your junk. It's funny because you're a grown-ass man still depending on other people. Hence why you're mad. Maybe one day you'll grow up and actually be able to take care of yourself instead of other people. Hence why you're mad. Maybe one day you'll grow up and actually be able to take care of yourself instead of other people. But you were just depending on someone else, and now they cut you off and you're pissed about it. Oh, I don't know, maybe because

everyone always helps poor people out? Lol. Yeah, but look who always has an excuse to not be a grown-up. Go make your own money. At least I'll make it somewhere in life because I don't depend on people for my entire life. I'm not going to be treated this way, especially when that's all you do, depend on other people. No, this is exactly what you need because you've been coddled your whole life. You were just watching my Netflix on a phone that was given to you in a house that's rent-free. On this next post, a multi-millionaire actress in the Philippines offers exposure as the reward for a contest on Facebook.

Hi, are you game? This contest is open to everyone. The entries must be digital, hand-drawn, or in whatever art form, and they must follow the dimensions of a YouTube channel art. Email us at blank with your name, account name, words about your creation, and of course your artwork. Submission of entries will be accepted until February 9th. Have fun creating! I can't wait to see your entries. Then someone asks, what will be the reward for the winner? The reward is that I'll be using the channel

art of the winning entry on my YouTube channel. Hopefully this can also help the winner promote his work to others. As the owner of a YouTube channel, I can say with absolute certainty that the exposure of a YouTube channel's banner art is absolutely worthless. Why? Because no one cares about channel banner art. No one. Is this free TV still available? Yes. Hello. I'm interested if you can give me the address.

I'm just outside blank. That's far away and I don't have a card to come get it. It's collection only. You can bring it yourself if I give you the address. It's a free TV. Sorry, but why would I waste my gas delivering it to you? That was our slash-choosing beggars, and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day. to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.