rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Seeking New iPhone, New TV... YOU Must Pay!

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars The logic of today's choosing beggar is pretty straightforward: They want a new phone and new tv; therefore, some stranger should feel obligated to buy it for them... AND deliver it to their house. As you might expect, the choosing beggar gets some pretty ridiculous responses from people in the comments! If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GexI8xzFWc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to our slash choosing beggars where a lady gets handed free money and think it's angry about it. On this next post Opie's friend accidentally sent money to the wrong number. Hello, I accidentally sent you money. I guess Mary Christmas hope it helps you out. I don't have money for food and to pay my bills. I need $3500. Thank you. Take your $35 back. True story. I had a lady call our clinic today saying she needed to be treated for the coronavirus because she traveled through LAX and happened to be near some Chinese people.

She proceeded to berate my medical assistant when my medical assistant informed her we had no tests for the virus, but that if she's having signs and symptoms, she would be best to go to the local emergency department. Plot twist, she had no insurance and wanted us to see her at no cost. Ultimately, the conversation ended poorly with the lady calling back and leaving a voicemail that she'll be coming in in the morning to... TIEVEMAN TO TALK TO THE MANAGER! I'm super pumped for her to be greeted by my Asian face. This lady doesn't have the coronavirus. This lady has the carino virus.

On this next post, OP makes and sells candles. Is this still available? Yes. Where are you located? Blacksburg. Same. What's the least you'll take for them? Seven dollars? You want to pay seven for all of them?

My kids sick with the stomach bug, and I'll have to take them out to see the doctor today, so I can meet. They're small except the big one, which is at Ollie's for $6. Then buy them at Ollie's? Bet. I'd rather buy him new than from a stupid little mouthy b****. Ah, if you'd rather buy them new, then why are you on the Facebook Marketplace? You stupid moron!

Hey, I have a wedding this Saturday and was wondering if you could do my makeup. Of course, send me some pictures for ideas. And then the choosing Becker sends an image. Okay, that'll be easy. I charge 15 bucks for eyes, 20 dollars for full face, and an additional 5 bucks if you don't bring your own lashes. WTF? Why so much? It's just for a few hours. Well, if you bring your own makeup, I shadow highlight lashes, foundation, et cetera. I can do a whole face for only 10 bucks since you're my friend. I don't have any good brand makeup like you do and barely have any foundation left.

Why would I pay for something that I'll only have for a few hours anyways? Can't you just do my intenseense Wear friends? It'll be good for practice. I promise you I've had plenty of practice. Considering you want to use my makeup, it'll take my time, skills, and I'll be using my inventory. Name brand makeup is not cheap, and if I did everyone's makeup for, then I never have money to get new products. Not to mention things like moisturizers and brush cleaners. Then get a job! Excuse me?

I'm in college. I have a job. But I can't use all the money I earn buying eye shadows so I can do other people's makeup for free when I have more important things to spend it on like books and tuition. You wouldn't ask an electrician to change your lights for free. Whatever, I'll just get Blink to do it. She does better anyways and I know she won't charge me. Considering Blink is one of my close friends, I know for a fact she'll charge you and probably

more than 15 bucks considering she's low on money and doesn't do favors. But good luck. And then OP reached out to her friend the other makeup artist. Hey, hey, did Blank text you asking you to do her makeup for the bridesmaid's position? No, was she supposed to? She said she was going to get you to do it because I refused to do it for free. Here, I'll send you the screenshots. Huh? Then OP posted screenshots. LMAO, she knows my price range doesn't change, I charge 40 bucks for a full phase and don't offer lashes.

You gotta bring your own. Also, I don't do bold looks like that anyways, I only have natural palettes I can't do colors like you can. She's out of luck then. I figured you'd say that, Loll. I'm not surprised she didn't message you, thanks. No problem babe. Ah yes, the classic choosing bigger argument. I can't afford it, so I need you to get a job so you can afford it to give it to me for free.

Hi, Blank. Wow. Can I just say I'm extremely impressed with not only the quality of the activity book, but also the speed in which it was ready. I thought, for a 17-year-old, you're incredibly talented, but not only are you 17, you're on minority. May I ask where you learn to create the pages? I'm not trying to steal your ideas at all. I'm just impressed. I'd like to order a second one for my son, Blink. I'd be willing to post your business on my blog and tell my mom, friends about it, in exchange for a double-length book at a reduced price. Maybe $15 instead of $50?

Trust me, the revenue you'll bring in will make up for it. Again, I'm entirely impressed with the quality of your work. Keep it up. Sincerely, blank. High-blank. I'm not insanely comfortable with your request at all. Saying I'm talented, for a minority, is not a compliment at all. It's extremely underhanded and rude.

While I might be 17, I'm providing a product for you and would like respect. Secondly, I'm a college student. Making activity books takes about an hour per page. Unless I stay up for days at a time, it takes a while for me to make a 20-page book. None the less of 40-page one. I refuse to do 40 hours of work for 15 bucks and exposure. If you have another offer or any questions, feel free to let me know. Thanks. I'm thoroughly disappointed. I thought you would be grateful for the opportunity, especially since you're most likely in a rough financial position.

I refuse to pay full price when I have equally valuable things to offer. This is not a sound business practice on your part. And when you mature, you'll see how great this could have been. After hearing about you from Blankank I was excited to work with you. However, she was right, you're irresponsible and unprofessional. Please contact me when you're ready to make adult decisions. Oh my god, this choosing beggar logic. I can tell that you're in a rough financial position. So here, let me help you out by getting a huge discount on your product. Next, we have an update to a previous Choosing Beggar's post. As a reminder, a girl in college had a book that the Choosing Beggar needed,

and OP offered to take pictures of the pages that he needed and send the pictures to him. But the Choosing Beggar refused and demanded that OP meet him at his house and said something to the effect of. Why don't you come to my house, are you afraid I'm gonna rape you or something? Anyways, OP post an update. Hey OP, it's blank. Someone else let me use his account since you blocked me on my one. Do you still have the book?

I need it for another essay, sorry. Still using it, I can send photos if needed, but I'm not meeting you anywhere to share it. Nothing even happened last time. I didn't even go to the library. Yes it did. Not in regards to the book, but I saw the post you made about me. Like I said, I'll send you photos of what you need because I'm way too nice, but I'm

not going to meet you anywhere and I'm not talking to you before or after any lectures. Girl, come on, I just need the dang book! I'll meet you in public that makes you feel safer, but I don't want photos. Dude, I'm not meeting you anywhere. It's photos or nothing. Should've thought about that before you made that post. If your next message isn't the page numbers or chapters, I'm not responding. Oh, for F's sake, you're always effing overreacting.

The post wasn't even about you. Good job reporting me to Blank by the way, but I guess it didn't work as you planned because I'm still here. Just give me the dang book. I can pick it up from Blink's Office if need be. We both have these modules together tomorrow. I'll see you. Isn't it also your birthday tomorrow? Might want to watch out before I give you a present and knock you the F out. F out. Uh, no answers now. You're an F-ing-woozy.

Probably why you got mugged. Easy targets. Hmm, let's see. Promising not to rate people. Victim blaming muggers and threatening to beat women over a book. I think it's time to report this guy to the campus authorities. This NBA season make every three-pointer alley-oop and buzzer-beater even more exciting with FanDuel.

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Hey, all congratulations. Of course I love to, but I need to know when it is. The 22nd of August. I went photos taken before the wedding though. You know, when we're getting ready, so it's something to remember. Ah, okay. Yeah, I'm free then. I'll book it in now because I'm usually packed in August with weddings. I needed a deposit of 250 pounds in May. Don't worry, I've added

a friend's and family discount. Well, wait, seriously? Why do I have to pay? I assumed I wouldn't need to pay a single thing considering we were best mates at school. You didn't charge blank when it was her wedding. So why do I have to pay? Well, yeah, blank is my sister, and I didn't charge blank as it is a wedding gift from me, and she paid for my room at the hotel and my drinks all night. Not that that should even matter anyway.

Just because we were friends at school doesn't mean I have to give you freebies. This is my wage. If I don't charge you, then it wouldn't be fair to anyone else. Well, you can f- up. You're not coming to the wedding anymore, so f you're in by you fat jerk. Lovely. Thanks for your interest anyway. Have a lovely day. TV 42 inches. Free. Looking for someone who needs to give a TV to a good home and would be able to deliver it to us. Ours is a bad one.

HDMI 1 has a short in the TV and HDMI 2 has no sound. And we'll be throwing out this TV after we get a good one, so a donation would be great for us if possible, please. And then, people absolutely dog pile this choosing beggar in the comments. You want a free TV delivered to you because your HDMI ports don't work? Hey, Uncle, I got an idea. Get a job and put the crack down. Costco sells them. Go buy yourself one. 4K, only please. I don't like the 1080p. That's not how adulting works, you get a job and buy yourself a new TV.

Then you'll feel good about yourself and your choices. I want my 70 inch delivered, it better be smart too. Do you want a tampon delivered with it yet effing pussy? Get a job! Absolutely true story. I just got off the phone with a woman who's organizing an event this summer in Chicago to bring awareness to how underpaid most musicians and music teachers are. She wouldn't have known if I would do a short talk in performance. I told her I'd be honored to do both. When I told her my fee, she told me they wouldn't be able to pay me as... Payment for speakers and performers was not

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$3 per sticker, not including shipping. What are all the ones you have? Hang on, I'll send a picture. These are the ones I have that are already made. I have other options that I just haven't laminated yet, but it doesn't take me long. What do you mean? These were all drawings from my sketchbook. I took those and photocopied them and shrunk them.

Then I laminated them with an adhesive side and cut around the edges, labors of love and stuff. So you don't draw each one individually? No, I would take too much time. I think $3 is too much if it's not original work. Also, it's really unprofessional that you're swearing to customers. Load the F, I'm not a business, I just do this as a side hustle. It absolutely is a business and I'm going to report you for scamming people for fake art. You found me on TikTok. How on earth did you think I was a business?

If you give me hand drawn stickers for free, I won't report you. If you pay me. Does this kid think he's going gonna report OP to the TikTok police? Hey, I saw on your channel that you hit 10,000 subscribers and most people when they hit a lot of subs do giveaways, but you haven't done any. So, I was wondering if you can do a giveaway. I really need a new gaming console, gaming chair, and a gaming setup. It would be a good deed if I won. I'm giving you 250 Euro PSN cards. Is that okay?

It's not enough. You make enough money so give me at least 250 Euros. Jesus Christ, buddy. Calm down. You're getting 250 Euros, okay? Okay. Even though it's nothing. Here's 100 Euro code. That's also a 100 Euro code.. Here's a hundred Euro code.

That's also a 100 Euro code. And that's a 50 Euro code. Happy now? Not really, but things I guess. They're fake! You bastard! I hate you! I'm blocking you!

That's what you get for being a choosing beggar. Thanks for the free Reddit karma, by the way. So I went to go grab some coffee before class. And this homeless guy came in and was asking for food and everyone kept telling him no. So I decided to give him my sweet bread I had. He had the audacity to tell me that he didn't want bread. And I said wow that's really ungrateful. And he started to argue with me that why was I giving him bread when he wanted a burrito?

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