rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars "Seeking Submissive Japanese Girlfriend... NO BLACK GIRLS!"

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by sending him nudes every day. Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to our slash choosing beggars, where a choosing beggar wants to be your mommy. I don't know why men think that $100 will cover any type of spa experience, let alone nails. Y'all are just offensive, keep your little $100. It isn't even going to do anything for me. And what's even more offensive is it's for my birthday. $100 wouldn't even cover a regular day, much less my birthday. Is this girl really saying don't even bother giving me $100? Okay then, I won't. On this next post, OP is an artist and they post this to Twitter saying freelancing is the best. How much are you charging for arts?

My work generally ranges from $300 to $600 depending on details, amount of characters, background, and time frame for the project. I can send specific examples of each price range if needed. Oh hell no, WTF, for some art? Nobody's gonna pay that. Okay, give me some art for $20. This is a big opportunity for you. No.

If you be word, post it to Facebook. I need help with taxes. I need to borrow, wait what? I need to borrow a social security number of someone's child who doesn't need more tax breaks. I'm under contract and I didn't pay my tax, so I need help with tax breaks. Let me borrow your kid's info for my taxes. I can trade you like construction work or an eBT card. Did this guy really post on Facebook? Can someone out there please

help me commit tax evasion and identity fraud? Also, if you've got a kid, why are you going to give up your own tax credits to someone else so they can get tax credits? And I'm not 100% sure on this, but isn't paying someone with an ebt card also a crime? So that's... that's three total crimes this person is posting about on Facebook. On this next post, someone is trying to sell something online. Hey, is it still available for sale? Yes, pending a viewing though. What does that mean?

Someone's coming to look at it tomorrow. Okay, but I really need it because my other one broke. How long is the wire and will you accept 15 pounds for it? I'll buy it in the morning and you can drop it off at my place because I don't have bus fare or I can give you 10 pounds for it and I can use the rest for bus fare. The listing states that the item is cordless and the price is 35 pounds. I can't pay your bus fare. Sorry. F off then, I don't want to buy your garbage anyway scammer. Is this still available? Hey, hey, hi, hey, hey, F off then, prick. First, I can't hear this dude turned into a Navi from Legend of Zelda. Hey listen hey hey listen hey!

Job posting, are you a creative looking for work? Do you have a sense of humor? Experience in selling online on Facebook, eBay, Amazon, etc. Do you have a weird love of spreadsheets? Do you desire to be paid in magic beans? Magic beans. Wait what? Magic Beans. Wait, what? Magic Beans. Posted a Facebook. No, taking applications for a girlfriend. You must be one, a female. Two, age 16 to 23. Three, Japanese. Exceptions will be made for white girls of small and skinny. No blocks! For willing to do as I ask. 5. Have an IQ lower than mine.

113. 6. Have zero male friends. 7. Cook three meals for me a day. 8. Be willing to split the bill on a date. 9.

Be in the kinky stuff. I'll discuss in PM. 10. Send me newt every day that I don't see you newt in person. 11. Passionately hug me whenever I ask. 12. Beyond birth control. Condoms make me feel trapped. I simply can't find anything that fits. 13. Ideally not have a job. 14. Insolid tracking app on your phone so that I can know your location at all times. I'm a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times, and in return, all I ask is that you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel that you fit this quota. Yo, how's the girls supposed to not have a job, but then split

the bill? Where should get her money from? Dude, I kind of get the sense that this post is just satire, but at the same time, I've seen so many nutsoes doing videos for this channel, I really just can't tell anymore. Like, it used to be I would see these insane people and I would think, oh, these people are just trolling. But like, after seeing legitimately crazy people, time after time after time, you just eventually have to just understand that there really are truly people like this out there. So to be honest, I just can't tell anymore. On this next post, OP is a furry artist and they get this DM. Cute art!

Thank you. Mm-hmm. By the way, I had a question. What's up? I saw you did a profile pic for a person I know. I wanted to ask how much they are if that's okay to ask. The highlights confused my small head. It's all good.

If you saw I did a profile pic, it was probably digital, but let's clarify, I guess. Was it digital or paper? Digital for Blank. Oh, that one. I did a digital half body for her with the background. If you're just looking for a profile pick, you might be wanting a digital headshot. Is that what you'd like? I don't really have a character, lol, and I would.

I don't know how much that costs though. Well, it really depends on how complex you'd like the piece to be. Like, do you want it to be shaded? Do you want a background? And if you don't have a character, what would you like me to draw as a profile pick? Just a character if you could make one for me. I actually kind of like slime catgirls not gonna lie. I know it's weird.

Slime catgirls. Gotcha. Well, I'm not one to judge. You're good. So, a Slime Catgirl profile pic? I can definitely do that. How much would it be if I got one? Well, do you want it to be shaded?

I don't know what that is. I is dumb. Alright, I'll explain a little. Give me a second. You have me concerned. So a headshot with no shading or background but with a custom character would be $7 USD. You interested? Inhales. Excuse me one moment. Sits up and walks into the bedroom. Muffled screaming can be heard as I walked in and sat down. I can't do that

unfortunately. Oh, alright. Well, thanks for taking the time to see if you could. If you ever end up being able to cash it in, let me know. My deems are always open. Thanks for the interest. Who said that I was done talking to you? I want to be friends! Oh, alright, lol. Nuzzles, I hope you don't mind the yandere clean girls of friends.

I don't mind much, haha. I'm a furry so judging is not in my repertoire. Fancy word, oo oo. Of course, I'm a dictionary boss. I don't know words. I'll try to keep them simple for you then. Ha ha. I am debum. Cuddles. Okay, so it's getting a little late for me, so I'm gonna go to bed. Thanks for talking. DM me tomorrow, please. Squeeze is you? If I'm free, sure. Good night. Night night. The next day. Hi. Hello. It's been a while. I had a question. Oh, it has. Nice to chat again. Huggies, indeed. What's up?

I can't get any money for a bit, so I was wondering if there's another way that I could pay you to do a commission. I don't know if you saw or if I told you why I have no money, but basically my uncle committed suicide, so I'm paying for his funeral stuff. So if there's any other way, like maybe roleplay, or not safe for work stuff, or maybe ask my friend who drew my original character to make you something, or to be your mommy. Any other way? But, I understand if you're too busy or can't accept any of it. Hugs, but I also talk to you bestie.

Uhhh, yeah. I definitely don't accept NSFW stuff, or being a mommy as payment. Sorry about your uncle, but I can't do a commission for you if you can't pay. Okay, hugs, thank you. Do you want to be my friend? I have social problems too in real life, and to be honest, I have zero friends in reality, so it wouldn't hurt to try if you went to, of course. Sorry again, but for me, being friends is less about asking, and more about just talking every once in a while and stuff like that.

Plus, I just checked your account for the first time, and I'm not 100% sure that I want to associate with you. Oh, okay. Can we still talk? Well, what do you want to talk about? It's up to you. I kind of like talking to people to help me calm down from PTSD. Also, I read your story so maybe talking could help us both.

I appreciate the offer, but I don't think that I want to talk. Everything you've posted is very fetishy and objectifying, and I'd prefer not to associate with that. Well, that's just how I post. To be honest, I'm not like that in real life. In real life, I like building stuff from Legos because it's a fun activity, and I paint stuff. Then, whoa, okay, geez. Then, um, alright. activity and I paint stuff then whoa okay cheese then um alright then O.P. posts a screenshot of this person's profile and I'll throw it up on the screen here but I've got I've got to blur this pretty liberally because every single picture is this is some random woman with cheese my god with either

tits or an ass the size of 18 wheeler tires essentially. We're talking massive blimp size bazongas here. They call themselves a lust bunny and she's a shape-shifting succubus dom mommy who apparently spoils babies. Okay cool cool. I mean, not the shame. If you're into that, you're into that. That's cool. It's just a... Maybe just a message people out of the blue being like, can I be your mommy? Today's episode is sponsored by Coinbase.

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Hello, is this OP? It's OP, yes. I assume you own the blue car. The Mustang, yes. I appreciate you and I respect your honesty. There aren't many people like you. I just sent a picture to my mechanic and my car guy to estimate the cost, and he set around 170 bucks to fix it. Or we could just turn it over to insurance, which I would rather not do for something so little, but it's up to you. If so, I have cash app or Apple Pay, and we can just handle it like that as two honest

people. Sure, of course, you're welcome. I'm so sorry about what happened. Our car hit ice. 170 bucks is perfect. I can pay you no problem. Cash app will work fine. Can you just for my sake send me a picture of your car or something on your car proving that it shares? A title or something? I just want to make sure that you aren't a random person who picked up the piece of paper under the windshield, you know? Ideally something showing or proving that it shares. I'm not sure exactly what that would mean. I'm not saying I don't trust you, but I also know that piece of paper was plainly visible, so any random person could have picked it up and then asked for free money. It could even be a video of you unlocking and opening your car.

If you're okay with that, then I can happily pay you via cash app. Huh, I can appreciate that because I've been hit before and no one stopped, so I appreciate that. I'm about to park in a parking lot. I'll take a picture now, and then the choosing beggar sends a picture of a blue car. I sent you one from the garage. Do you mind sending a quick video of you unlocking and opening the car? Anyone could take a picture of that car, you know? If you're the owner, then you'll have the keys.

Then the choosing beggar sends another picture of a blue car, this time in a parking lot. I just sent you a current picture of it in the target parking lot on blank. That's not a Mustang. You said it was a Mustang before, but that's a Subaru. Which is exactly what type of car I thought it was. Wait, what? With all due respect, and I'm not trying to insinuate anything, but you're basically calling me a liar. And I don't know, for some reason I wrote down Mustang. You said the Mustang, but that's a Subaru.

You said it's a Mustang, and you sent me a picture of a Subaru. Listen, if you're the owner, then you can send me a video of you unlocking and opening the car. And you should be willing to, if we're honest people here. Like I said, I'll happily pay you if you do that. I'm not calling you a liar, I'm asking you to verify that you aren't just some random person who picked up the piece of paper. Look, if you're trying to get out of paying by calling me a liar and sending me pictures, I know what I said accidentally. I switched the two up, okay? I also own a Mustang, my bad.

We can just turn it into an insurance claim. I just told you that I'm happy to pay. Why can't you send me a video? Would you like to do a phone call to discuss this? I'm happy to do that. Yeah, I'll send you a video, I'm driving. I have no problem paying once I know that you're the owner of the car. That's a perfectly reasonable ask.

Let me be clear, if you prove to me that you're the owner, I'll pay you and this is over. This should be a very quick exchange here. You prove it's your car, then I pay you. That's it. Send a video of the scratch itself, then of you unlocking the car and opening it. I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm trying to not get scammed, and if you're the owner, then we can settle this easily. Look, pal, I don't have time for recording in pictures, I'm 68 years old. If you don't want to send the payment to our cash app, please send me your information and my insurance

company will contact you. Are you serious? You want to call me to discuss it? How do I know that you're not just some random person? I'm not sending you anything until you can prove to me that you own the car. If you were the owner, why wouldn't you just prove to me that you are so you can get paid immediately? It's literally like a 3-5 minute ask. You just said I'll send the video, then you said I'm not sending the video? Look, I'm a reasonable person. I've told

you five times now that I'll pay you if you just send me the video, but your unwillingness to do this is making me think that you aren't the owner. If I were in your shoes, I would just send a quick video to prove that it's my car, then I get paid and move on with my life. I've already returned home and went inside the house. I sent you two pictures, one in the parking garage, and then another one in the parking lot on blank. I don't need to be going back and forth with this. I appreciate your honesty for doing that, but if we can't solve it here, my insurance will contact you. And no, it's not because of that. I tried to take a video and when

I tried to send it to you, it said the attachment is too large to send. I tried several times. Each time I would hit send, it would say the attachment is too large. Okay, so that picture you took in the parking lot is from the internet. I know how to do a Google reverse image search. This isn't a picture you took, it's a picture you found on the internet. Then OPPost a screenshot of the Google image results that says, Picture by Wesley Gray.

If you want the money, then you can go out and take a video. The picture just isn't enough. I am Wesley Gray, you jerk! Prove it. This picture was literally uploaded in 2018, and you said that you just took it. Okay, so I'm using Talk to Text. I'm over this back and forth nonsense. You seemed spooked and sketchy, so I said I took this picture tonight to try to ease

your mind and make things a little better. We're done here. We have two options and the choice is totally yours. I'm not too concerned by it. Either way, I'll have my scratch that you created repaired. We can go the easier route by doing cash app, or I can just give your number to my insurance company and they can do it from there. And just to clarify, it was considered a hidden run whether you left the note for me or

not. So you lied to me. Cool. Thanks. Send the video and I'll pay you. No questions asked. Don't send it. No payment. If you're the owner, you should have no issue sending it. Also, from that picture where you claim to be Wesley Gray, the picture says, picture of my buddy Subaru. So, again, not you. I've been

reasonable from the start here. Go ahead and submit this to insurance if you want to. The fact that you won't just do one simple task for me proves that you're not who you say you are. The owner would have just done it by now. I purchased the car from my buddy. I'll send the video in the morning. Well, I'll have my daughter show me how to do it. God it.

I'll keep an eye out for that video in the morning. I'm sorry for checking my boxes here, but I know that scams exist. I'm not trying to get out of pain. I'm a reasonable person. Have a good night. Yeah, OP, I'm with you. There's 0% chance that this guy is the actual owner. Would you walk out of your house to your driveway or your garage and take a 30-second video of your car if it meant that you got paid $170 because I know I sure would. Dude, $170 bucks for just 5 minutes of work? Hell yeah! So anyways OP, this was definitely sharp thinking on your part. This guy tried to scam you and you caught him in a scam.

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