rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars Why is Slavery Illegal?!? 😢😭

Episode Date: May 13, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a business owner gets on Facebook to whine about his employees expecting a paycheck for their hard work. Can you believe how selfish those employees are? What kind of terrible person expects money for work?! The business owner wishes he could find some employees who would just work for free, forever. Wouldn't that be nice? If you like this video, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_xUGe2U72w Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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where a CEO complains that slavery is illegal. Where's my Effing Government check? What the eff will a thousand do? Buy me ultra-patterned sharman so my squeaky clean butt can stay nice and dry? While I'm drowning in tears from effing boredom. Jesus effing Christ on a bike. The government can keep their lose change.

It's time that my friends and family step up to the plate and offer me something that will carry me through this time. Please comment your donation amounts and whether you're paying me cash, check, VINMO, etc. No donations lower than $50 for ease of consolidation. I'll give you $350 cash. Call me at this phone number. Lol, you gave me a strip club's phone number. Yes, I did.

Now you can apply because that's how much strippers make a night. Go F yourself and shove a chewed wet corn on the cob up your butt hole. Man, 350 bucks per night, am I on a wrong profession? Selling roller skates for 150 bucks. Is this still available? I would pay $80 cash today if you could deliver to New West. You want me to knock off $70 and drive to New West in the middle of a pandemic?

Hard pass. You're scared to drive your own car, LOL. Hard pass for being an idiot and a twat. Good luck, I can see why there's still for sale LOL. On this next post, this Choosing Beggar Commission and Artists for Customized Easter Egg Buckets. The creator said, I'm the owner of Personalized and Made with Love. I live in Hoppers Crossing and can have items made within 24 hours ready for contactless

pickup. Hello, I'm looking for Easter buckets with my son and daughter's name on it. Please, and thank you. Have you got designs? I have buckets and tinpales. And how much for a pink one and a blue one, please? They're 15 bucks each. I can make it in the next hour or two ready for pickup.

I could pay Tuesday, so I'll do it then if that's okay. And I'll have to try to pick it up. I live in where it be, but don't drive. On the blue one, the name is Eli, and the pink one is Ariana. Please and thank you. Do you know someone that can pick it up for you? I can make them for you now. Are you wanting the big bucket or the tin ones with handles?

Are they different prices? I wanted the metal with handle please. Same price, no worries. I'll make them up for you now. Ready for whenever you order. Much appreciated. Then a few hours later. Hey hun, were you able to find someone to pick up the buckets?

I can't find anyone to pick them up as people aren't going out. Oh no, you don't think you'll get them by Easter? I'm okay with that if you are. Did you want to just bank transfer the money for now? I'll have to pass. My partner ended up getting the kids a bucket without me even knowing. I'm sorry to hear, but this is a business and I have used my time to create something personalized

for you. Can you please still pay me for my time and pick up the items you ordered? No, many hungry people. It took not even five minutes to do it. Excuse me? You can't be serious. You came to me. You asked me to do it. Yeah, so I could see what they looked like. I'm not paying that. Other people seen them and said they wouldn't pay that for them. And the amazing thing about this is that it wasn't the artist who posted a screenshot conversation. It was the choosing beggar who posted it, she said. It was the choosing beggar who posted it. She said, Did I eat if you want, just saying my opinion? So I will not be putting up with people demanding me for money. I will not buy something that is not worth it.

It took not even five minutes. I don't want something that slapped together. I want something that took time. So if you want to mouth off and carry on about this, go ahead. I know there will be plenty more demanding disrespect for money, hungry people. On this next post, a choosing beggar found his conversation posted on Reddit. Why did you put our conversation on Reddit at face? Make me my channel banner or I'm reporting you. That's funny. I thought you blocked me. So I'm guessing

this means you couldn't find someone willing to make you a YouTube banner for one dollar then. F off butt wipe. Just make me my banner and I won't report you for wasting my time. You know what, you're right. How could I turn down such a handsome payments? And then OP makes a YouTube banner that just says, I'm a choosing beggar. Hope you like it. Such a waste of my effing time. You get what you pay for, especially when you also waste my time.

Have a nice day. F you reported, your account is going to get deleted. Good luck with the channel. Go jump off the blank you piece of garbage. Blocked again! Looking for free laptop for work. Zero dollars. I'm looking for a laptop that I can use for my work in the home. Its size can be anywhere from 11 inches to 15.6 inches. I will need it delivered to my address. We'll be given if I accept your offer. Brands I would accept include Microsoft, HP, Acer, Aces Lenovo, Apple, etc.

On this next post, OP is asking strangers on the internet for $200 to throw a dog's birthday party. Dang, I really wish I got more. I'm super grateful for what I got 100%, but I only got $55 out of what I needed. And then an admin responds, OP, this is extremely not allowed. This is guilt posting and vary against the rules and fundamentals of our group. I'm using you for 7 days and turning your comments off.

Message the modmin team page with any questions. Also, what on earth do you need to buy for $200 for a dog's birthday? A pack of bacon is like $10 and in my experience, that's all you need to make a dog very, very happy. A user liked your comments so much they've given you the Reduce Reuse Recycle Award. They've included this note. Had a bad day, thanks for making me laugh, smiley face. As a reward, you get the special reduced reuse

recycle award icon on your comment. Very dapper. Are you effing kidding me? I spend my time writing a funny comment and you give me a worthless award. You should at least give me gold. Jesus Christ, I feel you. I'm sorry, frowny face.

I don't have enough coins to give you gold. I gave you all I had left. Man, responses like this makes me wish Red had an option to unsend awards. I can't believe OP apologized to this choosing beggar. He doesn't deserve an apology, let alone an award. Whole Threadfrew is sharing joy for the holidays with gifts for everyone on your list. bigger, he doesn't deserve an apology, let alone an award. and so much more. Whatever presence you pick, we know they're going to love them. Visit us today or shop at HoltRenfrew.com.

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Like a big mural or something. It would need to be done in the next couple of weeks or so, cause I'm sure you're not doing much due to the pandemic. Anyway, let me know what you think. Hi, when you say Dubai, do you mean in year two? Because I'm having a hard time placing you. But anyway, I'm still doing my essays for the end of the year, but I think I'll be able to work on something. Exactly how big are you wanting this

painting to be? I have a couple of canvases already primed in my house, so you're in luck. There's one that's 2 meters by 2 meters, or one that's 1.5 by 3 meters. Also, what exactly are you wanting me to paint, because that might affect how long it takes. Thanks. I can't believe that you don't remember me, that's actually a bit rude, but anyways, it's going to be a picture of me and my dog. It's my mom's birthday coming up, and I know she'll just love it because she loves us so much. For the size, I was actually wanting a whole lot bigger, like maybe 5 meters by 7 meters because it's

going to be a statement piece. For time, I needed to be done in two weeks, please, as that's when her birthday is. Also, I won't be able to pay you until this whole pandemic thing is over, just in case you're about to ask about price. I don't know if you know, but my mom owns a hairdressers and she'll be willing to come to yours and do your hair when she picks up the painting in exchange. As nice as that offer is, I think I'm going to have to decline. For starters, for me to get a canvas at size, it would cost a lot of money and labor,

not even factoring in the pandemic, to just get it to my place. Then, it would take me way longer than two weeks to pay something that size. Also, if I'm not going to get paid for it, then there really isn't any point in me going out of my way for this. I'm sorry. Wow, OMG, you're so effing rude. First you're like, I don't even know who you are. And now you're like, I'm not even getting paid. What is it about a free haircut that

you don't understand? People are literally out on the street demanding haircuts and here's me offering you one for free. Second of all, you've met my mom and now you're actually ruining her birthday by refusing her gift. So I'm telling her that this is all year fault. I knew when I met you that you'd be useless. So effing selfish. Don't ever contact me again. So for my American listeners out there, a 5x7 meter mural is like 15 feet by 21 feet. I mean, my mom really loves me. But if I showed up at her place with a 15 by 21 foot mural of me, she'd be like, sweetie, what the heck am I supposed to do with this thing?

I mean, how would you even transport it? It's bigger than a car. When you interview a candidate, you have to test the waters with them. COVID-19 gave me the perfect way of doing that. Perspective employees who are in it for the company and positive work experience will understand and be fine with it when I say. Due to the economic uncertainty as a result of COVID-19, salary will be determined and given out once the pandemic is over and once we start making company revenue. Ultimately, it's good to know who's up front, who's interested in the company because it's the company and who's in it only for the money. Those who are in it because it's the company and work experience are in it for the future. I can see them being a potential

long-term employee. That's the type of employee I need and want to afford a salary for. Candidates who are extremely work-experienced driven and not solely money-driven. If they say, yes, that's fine. They get hired and will of course get a salary in the future. If they say, no, I don't agree to this. It means they're not the right candidate for me because they're not work experience-driven and instead are solely money-driven. Hashtag CEO Life. An employee who will work for you for no salary? The word I believe you're looking for is slave.

Hey, bro, you think I can get another $1,000 to help me pay rent for May that's coming up? I thought your rent was $500. No man, I got rent, car payment, electric and water bill, and I need to feed my kids. Sorry man, I can't spare any money right now. I've already helped multiple people and I still need to make sure I have enough to take care of myself and my parents. I thought we were cool.

Look here, I really needed so I can feed my kids or we might be homeless. I know you make enough because I see you driving nice cars and you have a nice place. It takes me two weeks to make my rent. Probably only take you a day or two of your work to help pay for my rent and stuff. I already gave you 500 bucks last month with no strings attached for you to keep because I wanted to do something good. At best, I can send you a hundred dollar safeway cart to use to buy food for your kids, but you're gonna have to figure out the rest on your own. No man, I need more than just that. You want my kids to become homeless? Come

on bro. Do me another favor please. I know you have money. Stop being selfish. Dude, no. Screw you too. If my kids and I become homeless, it's on you. Shaking my head, no wonder everyone hates rich people. Whatever. Are you going to send that $100 safely card so I can feed my kids? After all that, no. Go figure out a way to feed your family. Your responsibility. There you go again, being selfish. I can't believe OP only gave away $500 for free and didn't give away $1500? What a selfish prick! For this next post, the Choosing Bigger constantly posts on Facebook talking about how much debt she's in begging for a job. So OP sins are this. Hey, hope you're doing all right. I've been promoted at my company and they're now letting

me hire an assistant. The job isn't too strenuous, it'll involve answering phone calls, making photocopies, and general admin work. I saw you were looking for a job, is it something you're interested in doing? What day is it? Well, I was thinking full-time, so from Monday to Friday 9-5. But if that doesn't suit you, we can do part-time instead. I had community college Monday and Wednesday morning. Okay, how does Thursday and Friday sound? I have soccer on those days.

Um, okay, well, what about Saturday? I've got to go into the office for the next few Saturdays as I've got a huge workload due to the promotion. That's when I have play soccer matches and soccer comes before everything. F-Aulf Blank, you literally post every other day about how you have no money and have so much debt to pay. And how you can't find a job anywhere. You constantly tell sob stories yet all you do is make excuses. Good luck becoming the next David Beckham you moron. F- you mayonnaise gasoline grunt. Soccer and community college come before everything else.

It's not my fault I don't have time. You know, I appreciate this woman's passion, but I've never heard of someone putting soccer before everything, including things like, oh, I don't know, rent and electricity and food. On this next post, OP's neighbors build a fence and then OP gets this letter from them. We have attached the invoice for the fence that we recently built between our boundaries. We feel that it is only fair that you should pay half the cost considering it benefits both of us. We also ask that there are no modifications made to the fence as it is still within our

boundary, e.g. painting or hanging objects. We have had to give up part of our walkway in order to build this. Anything that is done on the side facing you will be removed. When payment is made, this will give no ownership rights over the fence. So we have to pay you 200 pounds for a fence that we didn't want, didn't ask for, and can't own. No thanks. That was our slash-choosing beggars, and if you like this podcast, then be sure to follow me because I put out new Reddit podcasts every single day. Reddit podcasts every single day.