rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars You MUST Spend $1,000 On Me During Our Date!

Episode Date: August 8, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars In today's episosde, we have some of the most deluded and entitled choosing beggars imaginable, including a woman who thinks that guys should have to spend ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS on their first date. Lady, what do you expect you date to buy you? A freaking refrigerator? If you like this podcast and want to see more, follow my podcast for more daily Reddit content! 🔔 Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2E3A8i6 💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/VD6eYD3 🎧 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/rslash ⚓ Send me a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rslash 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rslashyt/ ♪ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rslash0 🛒 Merch: http://bit.ly/rSlashMerch 🎁 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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win MoMier Zell. For sure, it's at Ha Ha Comedy. And then this choosing Beggar sends a QR code for payment. Pay me, then drop the address, see you tonight. Number one, no. And number two, hell no. WTF, I'm a reporter for false advertising. I know you may be real bored and quarantined, but go find someone else to waste their time. I need a table. You have a table. I do have a table.

Do you have 50 bucks? I charge for helping people move. Half the cost of the product. Word up. Good luck on your search. Simp. This next post comes from a Tinder profile. Read before you swipe age 22. I don't have Instagram or Snapchat, so don't ask me. I'm interested in girls who either study physics or astronomy at Oxford or Cambridge. I'm only interested in English white girls and English white genders.

I swipe right for everyone so I can save myself time. Don't swipe without reading, that would not be very smart to do. Most of you can't read, can you? An STD test is needed as well, so if you wouldn't get one, don't bother matching me, and I like boobs, I don't like butts at all. The reason this guy doesn't like butts is because there's already one butthole in their relationship. Yo, bro, can you send me that beat you just posted? I can make some fire on it. You can buy it on my track train for 15 bucks.

Never mind, you're a broke inward dog. I'm broke. I'm the one providing a service. You can buy my service. That's the way the world works. I'm not the one wrapping about bands yet can't afford a $15 lease. If you want free beats, search on YouTube for the endless supply of cookie cutter beats for your generic sound. And the funny thing about this post is that this guy has the

audacity to call himself Rich Inward. Postage to the Facebook Marketplace, giving away free seashells. Hello, I'd love to take these off your hands. Awesome, I can just leave them outside on my porch for a pickup whenever you're available. Yay, I can come in a few hours when I get off work. Thanks again, I've needed some shells for a project. What's your address? It's blank.

I'll leave them out now in a bag in the door stop, take them whenever. Shoot, darn it, that's about 40 minutes away from me. I don't suppose there's any way you could meet me halfway. I don't really leave the area here since I'm eight months pregnant and with COVID going on. But if you're ever in the area, just let me know, and if they're still available, I'll leave them out for you. Yeah, sorry, I won't be in that area any time soon. I have no reason to be over there to be honest. Those shells are something I need, though. Is it possible you could meet me at the Walmart off of Blank and Blank?

That's 30 minutes away from me. The shells are totally for free, and it's unreasonable for me to drive an hour-round trip. As I said, if you're ever in the area, I'll leave them out. Uh, unreasonable? It's just a polite thing to do to compromise with people. You're selling on a community page where people help each other out, especially with COVID going on. Asking to meet halfway isn't something unreasonable at all. I'm interested in them because they're free, but I didn't spend time and money to drive so far. Kind of defeats the purpose of a free item.

If you can't meet me, at least hold them please. Thank you. I have someone coming to get them shortly. I got these at the beach. They were free and easy to find if you really need them that badly. Okay, I have to say that's pretty messed up. Why can't you not hold them for me? It's not like you're missing out on a cell, they're free. It's business etiquette. First come, first sir. Extremely rude to give them to someone else.

It wouldn't have inconvenienced you at all to just wait for me. Like I said, you aren't missing out on any money or anything. I don't have the time or ability to go to the beach, otherwise I'd have just gone there, don't you think? That's why I was looking for free shells. This was supposed to be for my daughter, Mermaid Room, and not having them will be a big inconvenience for me. I just wanted to let you know that it's extremely rude to give them to someone else, and not

just hang on to them for a few days, especially after I told you how much I needed them. And message you first. Hope the other person needed them as much as me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to explain to my daughter that we won't have seashells for her room and why we won't. Thanks. Man, that woman is shellfish. Hey Blink, it's my birthday coming up on the weekend and I was wondering if you take

me fishing because my car is in this shop. Yeah, man, that would be fun. What do you want to go fishing for? Low, what do you mean? Fishing for fish? What else would we fish for? Well, yeah, for fish. But I mean, like, what species of fish?

Like, do you want a trout, sunfish catfish something else entirely? Yeah, I have no idea. I just want to go out and catch what's there. I suppose you know I'm gonna be honest I've never been fishing. I just want to try it really all right since you've never been before I'll take you to catch some sunfish. It should be nice and easy. Do you have any fishing gear? No, that's why I'm coming to you. Since you go a lot, I'd figure you would have some extra gear. Oh yeah, for sure. You can borrow one of my rods. It's no big deal. I have three or four.

Rad, so what do I need to bring? Bring some worms. You can use them for bait. Oh, and you'll need a fishing license. The F? A license. Do I gotta go take a test or something? No, man, you just gotta buy it. They're like 10 bucks for a two-day license. Oof, kinda putting my money towards my car. Since it's my birthday, do you mind hooking a brother up? Bro, it's $10. Exactly, only $10. Don't be stingy. Look fine, whatever. Yeah, cuz it's my birthday dog. Yeah, like we've been friends a cool minute. You'll get the worms though, right? Sounds

like a process. Do I dig them up? Yeah, sprinkle some water on the ground and they'll come to the top of the dirt. Are you messing with me? Cuz that sounds stupid. Well, you could buy them at the beach shop if you prefer. How much? A whole day's worth of worms is like 2-3 dollars, or you could dig them up in like 10 minutes. And I'm bringing lords and stuff for us to use. I can do that, but, uh, can you take me to the bait shop? Not exactly gonna just walk there.

Yeah, that's fine. I can get you a license while we're there. When did you want to go first thing in the morning? Preferably in the afternoon, I don't get up early. I mean, yeah, I get that, but fish are not very active in the afternoon. So, morning really would be best. Besides, I can take you to lunch or something afterwards to celebrate. How earlier we talk in.

Six a.m. Yeah, no, not happening. I'm not getting up that early on my birthday. I mean, we could just not go then. The f is that supposed to mean. Just like what? Maybe there would be something else you'd enjoy doing. Are you trying to seduce me?

What? No, I'm engaged. You know this. Neat, you have a ring and a promise that'll surely hold. Bro, WTF. Just epping with you on a real note. Are you trying to get out of buying my fishing license? Just because I won't get up early? I just don't want to take you fishing if we're probably not gonna catch anything. This NBA season make every three-pointer alley-oop and buzzer-beater even more exciting with FanDuel. Download the app today to see why we're North America's number one sports book.

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Hey, I got an idea. Just let me borrow your boat to go on the water. Oh, yeah, I can take you on the boat. No, I mean like just me and my girl on the water. No. Come on, bro, why? It's my birthday. Don't be a douchebag about it. How would you even get the boat on the water? Your car is in the shop. Don't you just leave your boat docked? Can't I just use your truck then? You've been to my house. You know I keep it in the driveway. And no, you cannot borrow my truck. Dude, you're being unreasonable. How? I just needed a couple of hours. Are you telling me you can't

stay home for a couple of hours even if it's my birthday. I don't care about your birthday, I'm not letting you borrow my truck, tow my boat, try to back it up and probably break something. Dude, FU, you know I'm responsible. Nah, ever since you started dating that girl, you've been slipping. Like what even happened to your car, it was fairly new. Mine or Fender Bender, but that's besides the point, it wasn't even my fault. You can't borrow the truck. Man, F you!

I just wanted to celebrate my birthday on the water. I've known you for forever, and you're gonna do me like this, F you, dude! I don't know what happened to you between high school and now, but you became a total B word, dude. Don't reply then F you. This guy wants to fish, but he doesn't have a truck, or boat, or fishing rod, or fishing lures, or any basic knowledge about fishing, or even the willpower to do the things you need to do in order to go fishing. I think this guy expected to just show up at the lake scream. It's my birthday at the lake and fish just magically jump into his hands. The next one is short but I just

had to include it. I feel like Mint should spend $1,000 minimum on the first date. And down in the comments, greedy library sums it up quite well. What the heck do I get on a $1,000 date? A dryer and a washing machine? I mean, the only way I can see making it to $1,000 after one night is if after the date ends you go out and buy yourself a hooker. Are there any Christian Plumber's on Facebook who are willing to volunteer to do $4,000 worth of plumbing to help a Christian family get the water working in her home. If so, please comment.

I know that God has laid it on your heart to do it because God has no hands, but our hands. And then OP included some of the replies to that post. Please stop just trying to get something for free. Don't be using God to try and get it. This makes me sick. You said it, lol. Yeah, this got me sick, like really. Plummers gotta eat too. And down in the comments of this Reddit post, there are dozens and dozens of stories of people experiencing

similar things with religious people. Posted to our slash unpopular opinion, YouTubers should not get paid. Why do normal non celebrity YouTubers get paid real money? For example, I'm into travel so I watch a lot of airline reviews, trip reports on different airlines into different countries, etc. I recently learned that these people get paid to post the review videos. I follow some pilot and flight attendant YouTubers and they get paid just to film their everyday lives. I don't get it. Some educational channels I follow to get paid just for posting videos about their country or language, etc. Doing YouTube is a choice and you should not get paid for it. It should be sooo leafy entertainment

purposes and there's no reason to make money up of it, especially since most of you have real jobs. So obviously, I've got a lot of opinions on this, but I'll keep it short. The amount of work that goes into maintaining a YouTube channel can be pretty significant. Most YouTubers treat it like a full-time job, working 40, sometimes 60 hours a week. They record, edit, and post this content completely for free. And if you're honestly too entitled to sit through a 5-second YouTube ad and feel compelled to complain about it, then to be honest, you don't deserve to watch the content.

This next post is a cross post from R-Slasham by The Butthole. In this post, OP is married to a woman named Sherry, and Sherry is close friends with Amanda who's quite wealthy. And just for clarity, OP is the choosing beggar here. Amanda is also a total rich snob. Her dad is some big shot at a tech company, so she lives lavishly even though she's just an assistant professor. She got her degrees from Ivy Leagues, which she always brings up when we get into arguments about politics. She always wears super expensive stuff and gives

my wife look serious things. For example, she took my wife on a two week trip to Paris for her 30th birthday, which is very generous of her, but Paris is for couples, and I think it was root of her to not extend the offer to me because we're married. For my 30th birthday, she gave me a bottle of 30 year aged whiskey, which was nice, but Paris! Anyways, Amanda and Sherry were talking about baby stuff, and they started talking about the cost of children, like college fund, extracurriculars, etc. I popped in and joked, hey, how much are you putting into the baby's college funds since you're

acting like the third parent Amanda and she just laughed it off which made me kind of pissed because I think that since she's always calling herself auntie and inserting herself into our business acting like a parent she should contribute since she's completely capable of it, so I pushed a little and she completely overreacted and said, weird how you always rail at me for being raised as a spoiled princess, but you were the one who grew up to be the entitled prick, which is completely unacceptable and incredibly rude. I told her to get out and never come back and that if she was going to contribute to my child's future, she'd need to be a part of it.

I love how this guy calls Amanda a rich snob, and then when she calls him an entitled prick, he's like, this is completely outrageous! This story happened yesterday. I'm a middle school teacher and I've been working on and off from home. In my free time, I've been using my sewing machine to make masks for free for the elderly and vulnerable. I'm not a professional seamstress, but these masks are up to the standard of most cloth masks sold. I had a woman ask me for five masks for her grandparents, step-grandparents, and a great uncle. I happily accepted. My post on the group in question clearly labelled that they were three layer cotton masks.

I put them on my doorstep for pickup. She picks them up. I don't receive confirmation of this, which is fine. I didn't do this for praise. I received a few messages the next day, however, saying that she only needed four, and the fifth was to cut open and check the quality. She berated me via text for them only being three layers, as stated in the advertisement. I've ignored the five plus messages she sent me today alone. It won't discourage me from helping, as I've given over a third of these to some really cool folks with that incident. But holy heck, some people are ungrateful. O.P, that's really noble of you. My only contribution to society is making fun of people on the internet.

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