rSlash - r/Choosingbeggars YOUR BUSINESS CHARGES MONEY?!?

Episode Date: April 25, 2020

r/Choosingbeggars This woman is absolutely SHOCKED that a business expects money in exchange for goods. What kind of terrible business actually charges money? Are they monsters or something? The choosing beggar then goes on an angry rant about how she's only willing to pay $1, and the business should be GRATEFUL for that $1. If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button for daily Reddit videos! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKhbk7Nqsgo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, these are copyrighted by me, not public domain. They're free for personal use, but not for publishing. So what do I have to do to take them? PANG! If you want to license them for commercial use, we can absolutely arrange that. I usually charge 100 euro per illustration for that. Ahaha, you're joking! 100 euros for this garbage? Are you homeless? I'll report your account and block you! Our next reddit post is from Captain Adam. This happened just an hour ago, and I'm laughing

at the insanity and absurdity of the situation. So as everyone is painfully aware, there's a little situation going on in the world, and we're on lockdown with the exception of going out for essential shopping. So some backstory. My Nan and I are close. She's the fifth member of our family. Mom, dad, me, my brother, and my Nan. And she's elderly, disabled, and asthmatic, so she's high risk and vulnerable. Now I'm also severely asthmatic, and I probably shouldn't be going out shopping, but for my

Nan, I'm willing to risk it. So I go out to do her shopping at Morrison's. She gives me her shopping list and I get what she needs based on what's available. Anyway onto the story. So like at most stores, there's markings to help with social distancing and keep people safe. So this choosing beggar started off by ramming me with her trolley while I was waiting to scan my items and pay and was invading my personal space.

Very rude. So I began placing my items on the till and she's just glaring at me for some reason and muttering to herself about me hurrying up. I placed a divider and go to start bagging my items. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had to rush for you. So as I'm bagging my items and about to pay, the cashier continues scanning strange items that I know I wasn't buying. I asked the cashier, what's going on, those aren't mine. And the cashier is confused, saying there's no divider. I look up, and this choosing beggar has removed the divider, and now our items were being scanned and added to my bill.

I tell the cashier, and she starts to remove the items and sort the mistake. This is when the choosing beggar goes insane. Excuse me! What are you doing? I'm confused and tell her that her items were accidentally being scanned and thinking that the divider must have been buried in the shopping and didn't think it was a big deal as the cashier was apologetic and sorted it. You need to pay for my shopping!

I'm just shocked and simply say, what? She glares at me. My items were being scanned on year's shopping, so you have to pay for them, and since you're paying for some now, you must buy my whole shopping. I give the cashier a look and am absolutely gobsmacked. What makes you think I'm going to buy your shopping? She scoffs and continues on about how a few mistakes means I have to pay. I pay for my items and she still stood there expectantly waiting for me to pay for her

shopping. I begin to walk away and she screams for me to come back. People are now staring so I turn and say, lady, I don't know you, and I don't have to buy your shopping for any reason. She then screams for security and feeds them some lie about me having to pay for her shopping. The security guy called me over to ask what was happening, and I told him. She then went on admitting she removed the divider, thinking I wouldn't notice and eyed paper. Thankfully, the security guard just looked at her and told her the same thing I said that I didn't have to.

As I began walking away, she was screaming at the cashier saying she didn't have any cash or cards on her to pay and was demanding the cashier on her some expired coupons. I left before anything else, so I don't know how it ended. So this woman thought she was entitled to her shopping and I had to pay for it since she didn't have any way to pay for it? Honestly, how can you be so stupid to not bring a means of paying for shopping? I'm wondering if she tried it before and whether it worked on other people. I'm not buying someone else's shopping for no good reason.

Down in the comments, Pink Jester has this story. Something similar actually happened to me, although not as serious. When I was at the checkout, some teenage girls thought they would be smart to sneak their shampoo on my end of the divider. I noticed, paid for it and I put in my bags and left. They were kind of shocked when they didn't get the shampoo. To be honest, I'm surprised I didn't chase after you and call you a thief. Why does it cost money? OMG, I'm 95% done with your business. Because I'm an indie developer and need money to pay rent and bills. If I work for free, I'll starve and die and not be able to make more apps. That's kind of understandable. But I also need to feed myself, and if I waste all my

money on apps, I'm also going to starve winky bays. I'll buy it for $1. Sorry, only $5. Dang it. Haha, anyway, great app. Thanks. You know you just lost $1. Hearts.

Okay, $3. This isn't eBay. You're right. I guess the time we spent on this conversation is worth more than $5 anyway. Back to work. Sorry, it's six bucks now. Did this lady just say you lost $1 like it's some kind of meaningful threat? Don't sweat it lady.

I think hope he will be just fine without your $1. Here's a link to my Amazon wish list. I know you're not working, but here's a list of things I need. WTF is that. Can you DJ at my party this Saturday? It's the list of things I need for my house. Huh? Please, it would be so cool of you and you can invite your DJ

friends. Delete me. Go at yourself. Then O-P-P-Post-An update. I'm updating this since this post is getting so many updates. She's now messaging random people at the Housewarming party and sending the Amazon list. No one knows who she is. This is wild. So let's get this straight. This woman messages strangers and says, if you buy me this stuff, then I'll let you work for me for free. Lady, that's not how any of this works. Your business has grown fast, from opening your first location to planning an expansion in no time. And with your business platinum card from American Express, you can access spending power and

payment flexibility to fuel your growth. Sarah, the contractor is here with the plans. American Express, don't do business without it. Terms and conditions apply visit mx.ca slash business platinum. Metrolinx and cross links are reminding everyone to be careful as Eglinton Cross Town LRT train testing is in progress. Please be alert, this trains can pass at any time on the tracks. Remember to follow all traffic signals.

Be careful along our tracks and only make left turns where it's safe to do so. Be alert, be aware, and stay safe. This next post was posted on Facebook. I'm just going to say one thing. With the unfortunate closure of gyms, this has brought me a lot of messages from people outside of the guys and girls I train who want to train at home with or without equipment, and some who also want diet advice to stop becoming fat over this time. Uh, stop eating so much garbage.

While it's awesome that people are so into their training or keeping fit, what is amazing is the amount of people who think I should do them the service for free. I run a business, guys, just because I don't work out of a gym at the minute doesn't mean I suddenly don't need to make a living. I've had people try to barter with me, or even write stupid stuff like, you're only telling me a few bodyweight exercises to do, can you not just tell me for free, how does Effing know suit you? If you think that's all there is to it, why are you mithering me and taking me away from spending time with my boy if you can go on YouTube and do it yourself? Teddy by off you pop and see you later.

If you do want legit help, my fees are very reasonable and I'll bend over backwards to help you. Much love. Hashtag, don't take the piss. I don't know why this person needs a workout routine anyways. All you have to do every day is 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, run 10 kilometers, and try not to use the air conditioner.

Posted by Chipotle, some wholesome content for National Burrito Day. Also, we're doing free queso when you edit to your entree and free delivery today. Uh, how about a free burrito? Reply from Chipotle. Beggars can't be choosers. Wow, that was a bit rude. Beggars can be choosers if you want my service, but I'll go elsewhere.

Uh, I'm pretty sure if a store that only sells burritos started handing out burritos for free, then they would very quickly go out of business. Yo, bro. Hi. You do paintings of things people want? Yeah, I do commissions. Dude, can you do a painting or I still from what of my call of duty games? I'm sure I could.

Depending on detail, you would be looking at $400-$600 for a $16x20 inch painting. Ha, ha, ha. Dude, I ain't paying that much. Okay, but that's what I charge. Ain't nobody gonna pay that much. This is what I do for a living. People do pay. This isn't the hobby for me.

The Taylor Swift painting was a commission that paid that much. You ripping people off, dude. You do it for 30 bucks and I hang it in the background of all my streams and people will see it. I'll pass. WGF, dude, times are tough. Those are my prices. But everyone watching my streams in YouTube would see it. Them seeing it doesn't pay for my time painting or pay the bills. Come on dude, you gotta do it. It would be an epic painting. I'll do it for four to six hundred with half-do up front. If that dude, you could have made an epic painting. Lowell, I make epic paintings every day. That's why I'm in galleries and have people paying me for custom work. But you could have been seen by many people and gotten more jobs. My work is

seen by probably millions on album covers I've done and I've also gotten paid for them a little. Can I at least get a discount if I tag you in my streams in YouTube? Nope. If you dude. I'm gonna let everyone know how greedy you are. You suck, bl- D- B- Bundle of sticks.

Lol, how old are you? Get more creative with your insults. Next time, use something like douche canoe or a twat waffle. Hahaha. That ain't make sense. WTF is a twat. LOL, I'm just gonna leave it at that, bye.

As a professional YouTuber, let me say this, if you're big enough for a painting in the background of your stream to actually matter, then you're also big enough to afford 400 bucks for a painting. Also I just love that this guy owns himself at the end of the comments. Is this our slash suicide by words? On this next post, a stranger offered to bring groceries to an old man in quarantine, and this is the conversation between them. I'm not fond of pictures of pets, nor tattoos. I can easily unfriend.

You asked for help. I didn't ask for judgment. Just help shopping. I was in signing up to be a viewer of pictures. Why are you looking at my pictures? I only offer to get grocery, sir. There are quad-zillions of pictures with sound also available on Facebook. Good luck with your shopping and please, on friend. This guy says Facebook has pictures with sound. Is this guy so out of touch that he doesn't know the word video? I love this comment from Richardo down in the comments. She makes the pictures moving. Burn the witch! Review two stars. Read what I wrote, please.

I'll give you a 5 star review if I can get the iPad Pro 512GB space, great for free. If you could, let me know if you're willing to do this or not. Thank you. And for the style, I went to iPad and cellular. On this next post, OP's making face masks and selling them at cost to health care workers. And he gets this reply. Can you give me three white masks and three dark blue masks? If you can't, then could I have all six be white masks?

If they're in fact purple, then I don't want that color. If you have black, I like to substitute a black when instead of the blue ones. Sincerely, Mrs. Blank. Can you imagine dying of COVID-19 because your face mask didn't match the rest of your outfits? Hey, so I want some voice work. Hello, hello. Please send a script so I can calculate how much it'll cost. Huh? Um, haha, just send a script when ready and I can send an invoice for how much it'll be. Here's the script. Okay, give me a few minutes to calculate. Okay, haha, sorry for the wait.

This script would cost around $38.50 for that amount of words. Where should I send the invoice to? No, that's too expensive. I thought you would be nice and do this for free if you're nice you will. Thank you. Get it back to me in two days. I think it's clear that we will not be doing business together. Have a good day. Goodbye. You absolute...

BEEP! If you loved your fans, you would do this. If you, I hope you suicide. O.P., if you're out there, I would happily pay you 40 bucks for a script telling that guy to go f himself. On this next post, Opie was giving away free chairs that he left behind a dumpster. Is this still available? Yes, here's the address.

Um, excuse me. In case you wanted them, that's where they are. Bring them man. No car, no way. What? Can you bring the chairs? No, why would they? They're free, dude.

Sorry, no, I'll pass. Well, lazy b****. WTF is wrong with you, dude. I love how this guy says no car no way but his profile picture is literally a car. That was our slash-shooting beggars and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day.