rSlash - r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls I Want a Japanese Waifu

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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Hey, I'm Mike Barronholz. On my new show, Funny You Ask, Trivia starts the conversation, and then things immediately go off the rails. I ask a question. My guests think they know the answer. Sometimes they do. More often, they do not. And then the conversation takes a turn. One trivia question turns into stories about career highs, painful bombs, and behind-the-scenes moments that probably should have remained private.

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Wow, I can't believe I gave you the chance for that to be that way. I feel so dumb. You have a fun night. It was nice to meet you. I'll go ahead and say bye-bye, so you don't have to. Seriously, I feel so stupid. I'm confused. Yeah, me too. Oh my God, I feel so dumb.

Like, for real, right? Why would you want to be with someone else? Obviously, if I wasn't fine, and you were, and you have been, then why should I be the one who's left out, you know? It's food for thought. Obviously, you weren't feeling me. So you just go on and do your own thing. Like, F you.

I've been waiting for so effing long. And not only that, but I fantasized about you. You're such an effing butthole and not into me, so let's just say goodbye. Not cool at all, period. I'm so mad at you, like, for real. Like, I waited all this time for you, you know? You, not anyone else. None of all of you deserve me.

So thank you for turning me that way. But it was nice to see you. So you just have a good night, okay? God, I'm so mad at you for not making me finish and feel wanted. For real, right? Like, I chose you. Clearly what a mistake. Have fun with whoever else you're banging.

I guess it's about time I did the same. same thing and just said eff it. Goodbye. Like, you couldn't even have touched me? What the F did I do wrong? Like, obviously, you didn't want me like I wanted you, so why the F even come, like, for real? You know, what a joke, like for real. Like, tell me now, because I'm a man, I've waited on you for days now. I haven't had anyone else, and I wanted to be with you. I swear to God, I never said to anyone or felt that way. So, why is it you're so young and you did me that way, made me feel unwanted. That is so effed up, and I'm not even that person to allow that, so how did I? Make-believe stuff? I'm just so mad at you, and I'm sorry, but I'm honest,

but you can take it how it is. You wouldn't be so sensitive, or none of that, if you weren't with someone else, so you just go enjoy them. Sorry, I was rude as hell. Ha-ha, for real, goodbye, what a joke, so confused, let me break it down to you. I didn't feel, wanted at all. That is a diss. And if anyone is in my bid for the first time, then they can make me feel wanted. You didn't because you screwed someone else. It's simple as that. I'm 35 years old. I know better, so we shouldn't talk anymore. Just F you. I'm blocking you. I'm not going to play a game to get you if you have so many others. Just go with them and get off the dating sites. What an effing joke. Blocked. What a bummer. Like, you should see me. You should be able to know in the back of

your mind what it is. If I came to you and had you hot and bothered and just left you without even a tug, how would you feel? What would you do? I'm not trying to be rude, but seriously, don't ever effing make me feel unwanted or you could just skate on. I'm sorry for being rude. I just didn't feel wanted. And it's different with someone you feel that way with. This guy got so angry that he started writing a poem about how angry he was. Our next reply is from Kindly Track. Hi. Hey, beautiful.

How was your day? My day was okay. How was your day? Kind of boring, but did a little shopping, so it was all right. Nice. So, what are you looking for? I don't know, to be honest. How about you?

I'm looking for a long-term relationship. And also, while I'm getting to know someone, I'm looking for fun and passionate hugging as well. Is that all good with you? I'm not a hookup kind of person, but I'm cool with getting to know you. Yeah, for sure. Could we possibly have some fun while we're getting to know each other? Yes or no.

What do you mean by fun? Passionate hugging and FaceTime passionate hugging and sending pictures and videos to each other. Absolutely not. It doesn't matter. I have other people I'm getting to know who will do it, so you're lost, not mine. Okay, dokey, you keep telling yourself that. Then the guy sends her a screenshot of a conversation he's having with another woman about hooking up with her.

And in this message, the girl he's talking to mentions having a kid. Yeah, I will, lull. I'm going to bang her tomorrow night, Lull, your loss. Goodbye, Loll. Have fun being a stepdad. Also, it's your loss, not your lost. I will now. I know why you're not in a relationship, because you don't want to bang anyone, Loll. Nah, I just don't want to bang you. Loll, everyone wants to bang me and not you, Lull. You probably have terrible lady parts. Get a job, man.

Lul, everyone wants me and not you. You wanted me, loll. And then he sends a video, probably an adult video, it's not really clear. See, she really loves my dick, Loll. And yeah, I did want you, but not now, Lull. Can we please call? Why the F would I call you? Now I understand why you said please text me when you gave me your number.

Why? Because you're an effing loser. Then the guy tries to call her for some reason. Call me. Why? Hey, can we please talk? About what? I just wanted to say, I'm really sorry about everything I said.

Okay? I was just wondering if you still want to get to know each other? F no. Why not? Scroll up, that's why. All good. I wish you all the best. I'll get rid of your number. Yay! Have fun with the single mama! Also, I want to read the conversation that this guy screencapped and sent to OP because he did it to brag, but this conversation is not really a brag-worthy conversation. So it's hard for me at night because I have my kids always. My kids might be going with their dad on Saturday night, but I'm not sure yet. Okay, all good. Don't stress. We'll work something out. If we do hang out, are we gonna bang?

because I don't like condoms. Um, I don't know if we will or not. I guess that's something that we'll see what happens. Um, okay, I'm on contraception anyways. This is the least excited woman I've ever seen about getting intercourse and he's trying to use that as a bragging point. Our next reply is a private DM that OP got on Reddit. You know, your comment pissed me the F off.

I thought dark thoughts about you. I'm not going to get into detail, but they would terrify you. I'm a six-foot-tall, 210-pound bodybuilder in real life. You think you can say stuff like that because this is the internet. If we were in the same room, you'd be screwed. But I like to think I'm a good guy, so I know better. But your deletion of your comment is not an apology. This is an often cruel and vicious world where men often feel like they have no purpose or value.

And for you to think you can target a sore spot of men like that really boils my blood. You're targeting a man's pain and loneliness when you make comments like that. Our next reply is from Outrage's Cod. Hey, can we have a conversation? Yeah, what's up? I know we just met four days ago. And you know that I'm an artist. Yeah?

I was wondering if you'd be my muse for a painting I'll do next. My nude model. No. Why not? Don't you trust me? You just have to send me one picture. You can trust, because I don't want to. I'm a nice guy, you know that, right? You look angelic, and I want you to be my muse. Why won't you just agree? I'm not comfortable with sending nude pictures, nor do I want to be your muse. You just have to send me one picture with your face and nude body in it. I want to capture your beauty. This is getting weird. I said I don't want to.

You B-word, stupid B-word! Do you know how much other women would pay to be painted like this? Do you have any idea how lucky you are? I just wanted to give you an opportunity to feel beautiful. I would have treated you so well. I hope you... Oh, geez. I hope you get sexually assaulted.

Let me check the timestamps. He says, I'm a nice guy. You know that, right? At 107 p.m. And then he says, I hope you get sexually assaulted at 1.1. 11 p.m. So it took less than four minutes to go from nice guy to sexual assault. Our next replies from the Philly Explorer. Dear Asian girls, I'm trying so hard to find a beautiful Asian girl to fill my life with joy and chat time dates. But it's just so

effing hard to find the right one. Time and time again I go on dates with potentially lovely girls, but they all end up being super effing toxic and only into effing makeup and bags. Speak Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, little bit of ingorish or an LG. I'm not here to mess around. Let me just have a fun, decent girl who likes Asian food, speaks bloody English, and doesn't obnoxiously talk about her effing tragic rave streaks or her effing sick as hell muzzing moves. I'm actually a pretty nice guy, I promise, but God damn this is hard. Maybe I should start hitting on guys. Nah, OP, the guys don't want you either.

I don't get how people can be attracted to a race, but then also racist against that race. Make up your minds, man. Racists are weird. Their brains don't work. What's wrong with you? That was R.S.S. Nice guys. And this is R.S.S.S.

Our next reply is from Kindest Black Templar. But like, no offense. My dad drives an AMG, so you can't impress me with whatever your car is. And you live in an apartment. My dad owns his. own place. So I think you're cocky when you say you feel like you're well-settled, not gonna lie. Your dad was born in 1968 and has 34 years on me, unfortunately. And why would you assume my car or

apartment are to impress you? You just asked if I thought that I was doing okay in life, and I said, eh, I'm happy with where I am. Worry about being able to afford one before trying to correct how I speak of it, broke boy. Driving one sports car and so, cocky. My dad has a whole collection and he's more humble than you. Your piece of trash car isn't even worth much. In the comments, OP provides some context. So she drives a nice G-wagon, not gonna lie. It's even wrapped pink and customized. But I mean, her dad did buy it for her and she lives in a penthouse that he pays for. She's an entrepreneur trying to launch a makeup product right now. But if that takes off, she should be good to live without her dad's

That's what she told me, at least. We have each other blocked now, thankfully, so I'll never know now, whoa. Something tells me this entrepreneur is going to fail spectacularly at her makeup brand, and all she's really going to accomplish is wasting Daddy's startup funds. This replies from a dating app. I'm sorry, but do you always punctuate like this? What? You punctuate the end of every first message, but don't punctuate the second.

I've never seen someone right like this. I think it's more just I generally don't bother putting anything on the last sentence most of the time. I see. Feel free to punctuate normally. Otherwise, I'll have to unmatch. I'm very picky. Please do. Holy crap, LMAO.

You're not attractive enough to speak to me like this, and even if you were, I would treat you the same way. Study proper English and speak normally. Perhaps you'll find more matches. Bye-bye. Yet, you're the one single living with their parents at 31. one, LMAO. Because I'm a princess, and I do what I want, and I don't work if I don't feel like it. Go to your boring engineering job where you work with Indians who only think about becal,

what? Who only think about beagle matter and AIDS-riddled third-world prostitutes, huh? It's where you belong. Whoa, that one escalated quickly. Also, for those who are listening and not reading, I have to point out that this woman is also not punctuating correctly. Even in the sentence where she says you punctuate the end of every first message, but don't punctuate the second. I've never seen someone write like that. She herself doesn't punctuate the second sentence. So in addition to being picky and a racist, she's also a hypocrite. Our next reply is from Tampam. Me and this girl would go to church, pray together, hold hands. I would drive her to and from every date, pay for our dates, she probably spent a total of like seven euros while we were together.

She knew how much she meant to me. She knew how much this was real to me, and she reciprocated it, and then she ghosted me, only for her to say this after I asked her about it repeatedly for months. I like you, and I genuinely love the simple life you showed me, the walks, the park, the church, the beach, Savlocki, but I don't feel 100% safe with you. I'm an expensive person. I told you. That's 80% of who I am. We both know you're not where you need or want to be financially, and my brain can't relax around that. I can't live with only 20% of myself happy. That's it. So she didn't say, let's talk finances. She just went straight to ghosting. This is a girl who sublets a room and doesn't even have spare change for the candle she lights at church, telling me I'm not, where I need to be at the age of 23. She's a 30-ish-year-old grown woman, by the way. Oh, man, you, uh, well, you definitely dodged a bullet there.

Anyone who bases 80% of their personality around money and material goods is not going to be a good life partner. Our next reply is from PissAdvisor. In this text exchange, O.P. is talking with the woman, and after a, what is this, two-minute delay where he doesn't reply, she says, Oops, it's best to just delete my number. What?

Why? You ignored the message. But enjoy the rest of your evening. I read it, but I was cooking. Sorry, I was thinking of calling you after dinner. It's okay. It was nice talking to you, though. Hope you find your person.

Lull, all right, fair enough. I don't like foolishness. You opened the message, yet I had to double message. Never that. You didn't have to double message, lull. I just didn't reply, right away. Loll, I find it rude. Aha, fair enough. I didn't know that. I didn't mean to be rude. I didn't mean anything by it.

It didn't really feel like an urgent reply type of message, Lull. It's so strange because you seemed so nice on the number and had plenty to say. I think that's true, Loll. I just don't reply to messages immediately sometimes. I don't think it's a big deal, and you clearly do, so there's not a lot else to say. That was R slash nice guys versus R slash nice girls. And if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.