rSlash - r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls I'm a Man... SO OBEY ME!

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

0:00 Intro 0:05 Nice guys begins 1:12 Dating match 2:12 Private event 3:30 Cute lol 4:47 Single 7:22 No grapes please 9:01 No brakes 10:00 Comment 10:06 Nice girls 10:10 Grow up 12:43 Married 14:25 Emoji 15:32 Playlist 17:25 Texting 19:06 Short king Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Nah, I'm the man. I already made the initiative we have plans to meet. Nah, I'm the man. I already made the initiative to reach out to you. I respected you enough and gave you access to let you match with me. This ain't the ball in your court one-sided deal, so disregard the generic interest. I'm not about to jump through hurdles and hoops to get to know you. Plus, look at me and look at you. I'm the catch, not you. Last but not least, I'm not going through all that crap. Lul, either you're interested or not. No need for the extra crap. I'm a very, very successful, beautiful, young, tall, endowed man who's not into time wasters like you.

You should go engage with the low vibrational people like you. And at the bottom of the screenshot it says, this person's dating profile is no longer available, so presumably he got banned. On our next post, OP matches with a nice guy on a dating app. Oh cool, you on the way to a party? Yeah, I'm just getting ready now. Have fun then. If only I was in town, haha, I could have joined you. Haha, yeah, maybe next time when you're back from your trip.

Bet, how's the party? Huh? Can you reply to my texts? Huh? You just gonna ghost me? I wasn't on my phone. Sure, what are you wearing? Hey, stop ignoring my texts. It doesn't take five minutes to reply. What? I'm at a party. I'm not gonna be on my phone all the time to answer you. Not like I have to anyways. I'm not saying that you should always be on your phone. Just answer when I text you. It's not that hard. Alright, I'm just gonna unmatch because I'm not feeling this. You're being very pushy when we just matched a few hours ago and we've only been texting.

I'm not being pushy, I'm just worried about you babe. You're at a party without me. I don't want anything to happen to you. Right. Bye. Our next reddit post is from Salaka. Hey, I was at your gig in Cuopo a few months back and I really liked your sound. Do you do private gigs? Our next Reddit post is from Salaka. Oh, so about the event? Haha, it's not an event really. I was thinking just you and me at my place, some wine and some good food. You're so beautiful and fun and it'd be an honor to get to know you better. Thanks for the offer but I'll pass. Why?

You would love it, I promise. But I understand, you're a beautiful woman and I'm just a nobody. To me, what you're offering sounds more like a date than a gig. I appreciate your kindness, but I do music for work. Hence, I take it very seriously. On top of that, I'm interested in someone already. I should have known. You just think you're too good for me, you effing B-word. You're interested but not dating. Then he doesn't cherish and love you like a lady should be treated. But no wonder, since you're just a dumb grunt who doesn't know what's best for her. I ain't interested anymore.

Go be a slut and wonder later why your life is garbage because you didn't give a single chance to a good guy. Kill yourself. Our next reply is from the bad dentist. Hey, been following you for a while. You posted photos on a fashion sub. You're cute, lol. I normally don't slide into DMs, but you're a special case. Let me introduce myself. I'm such and such. A 33 year old man.

I work as a lead software engineer at Blank in San Francisco. You can see my posts, lol. I'm not lying. I'm half black, half white. Light skin. The good brown, not the Indian one. What? I would love to have a conversation. I have a good sense of humor and I can hold engaging conversations on every topic. Do reply. You won't regret it. Hey, I can see you're being active. Why don't you reply? Now you have time to post, but you can't reply? You realize I can track your IP, right? You know what? You people

are garbage. You people deserve to be treated like garbage. Piece of garbage, beggars. Also OP posts a relevant detail. OP is, herself, Indian. So why this guy would call Indians the bad brown is beyond me. Our next post is actually another Reddit post, but I don't know what subreddit it came from because it's just a screenshot. I'm newly single after an 8 year relationship. Online dating seems worse than before. I'm a 36 year old guy, got a great job, I hit the gym and look good, I dress up casual but nice. I have no debt, got a Toyota Tacoma 4x4,

I live in a house but my father owns it and I have a roommate to split the bills with and I got the master bedroom, just 10 minutes from downtown. I seem to have everything I need and that most women would flock my way no problem. But it's been dry as a desert for me, and the games and ghosting are non-stop. I've only been single for about three months, but in this time I've only dated with a girl

for a couple of weeks, and I felt that she was below my standards. She blew me off the day after she slept over at my place the second time. Every other woman online ignores me, and the ones that do message me are ugly as hell. I feel like American women are truly tainted and have unrealistic expectations. They just seem psychotic and arrogant. Is it the birth control and the hormones you're pumped with? Is it social media or 5G cell phone towers making them like this? Regardless of what it is, there's a huge problem with American women. They would rather be alone than not have a man in the top 5%. I would like to have a beautiful woman,

but she doesn't have to be drop-dead gorgeous. I don't even care for makeup, and if she's a little chubby, that's fine with me. She doesn't even have to dress up too nice, because I think a simple woman is much less drama to deal with. I've been so depressed about women today, so I'm thinking I may travel abroad. My first thought was Eastern Europe, because I want a blonde hair, blue-eyed woman, mostly. I'm blonde with green eyes. But I also hear they can be kinda mean.

Second was Southeast Asia, like Vietnam or Philippines. I know Asian women are so sweet and tender. Third would be Argentina, Costa Rica, or Panama since I speak good Spanish. Where should a white man go to? American white women are gone. They're just so far gone into outer space they don't even know it. Awesome, the guy says he needs a blonde hair, blue-eyed women, and then lists out poor Asian and South American countries where everyone has dark hair.

I don't think he really wants blonde hair and blue eyes. I think what he wants is a power dynamic that gives him all the power. Our next Reddit post is from Shelby Alexandra, and this is a text exchange. Heads up on this post, there's a word that I can't say that rhymes with grape. If you don't want Japanese, we could also go to a Thai restaurant or even a seafood or traditional American spot. It's just way easier if I can know the menu ahead of time and make sure I can find something

safe to eat. I've also been totally stuck at home the past month working on some big painting projects, so I would love to dress up and go out in the town a little bit. So let me know if there are any restaurants you specifically might want. But if you haven't ever been to Momiji, I would definitely recommend it since it's literally my favorite restaurant in Seattle. Are you afraid to come to my home? Do you think that I'm going to assault you? Whoa! That is out of left field!

Honestly, I just love going out, and I haven't been out of the house in ages. Plus, I do have some serious allergies, like I said, and I hate making people cook for me. Is there a reason why you're strongly opposed to going out to dinner? Of course I would plan on paying for myself if that's the issue. I invite you into my home. The highest honor. And you grow assault fantasies in your head. Then you talk about money and insult me.

I don't think I'm any longer interested in meeting you ever again. Hey imagine you're like walking with someone at like a park or something and they just randomly turned you and they're like, Hey, so you don't think I'm going to set you on fire, do you? And you're like, I wasn't before, but I kind of am now. Why do you think you're going to set me on fire? Or maybe that's what would be running through my head as I sprint in the opposite direction. Our next Reddit post is from the Philly Explorer.

I can't catch a break with these females. I saw this stunning Asian female at Queensboro Plaza early this morning. She had a cute face with great tits and a round butt that looked great in the black yoga pants that she was wearing. I just had to get her number. I called over to her and she seemed interesting. I got her number, texted it, and someone named Jack replied. She gave me a fake number.

I keep trying my luck with American females, but I get reminded to stop trying with westernized females every single time. I have my passport, I have the funds, and I have the will. I'm about to get my females from the source in Thailand and Cambodia. This is ridiculous! You B-words claim you want a nice guy to take care of you, but reject every advance from kind men. We're officially done!

I can't wait to give my password a good workout. This is DotCommon from ElonIsMusky. I'm the nicest man you'll ever know, you pair of tits and ass. That was r slash nice guys, and this is r slash nice girls. Our next reddit post is from deleted. Hey, what are you doing Saturday? I saw this cool new Korean barbecue place in the inner city on TikTok, and I know you said you like Korean barbecue, so I was wondering if you wanted to try it out. Let me know. Hope your day off has been good. I'm not really interested anymore. Seems like you aren't available for me. I need someone with emotional availability, and I don't think you're

that person. No offense, just don't think it's gonna work out. Did I do something wrong? I thought we had a great time on Friday and you said you wanted to go on another date so I'm just wondering what's changed. You didn't get back to me for two hours. What, am I just meant to wait by my phone for you to text me back? Also, who takes restaurant recommendations from TikTok? Seriously, grow up. I was at my parents' house for lunch, like I told you yesterday.

I'm sorry for not responding, but I was busy. Whatever, if you take two hours to respond to me every time I want to talk to you, I'm not doing it. It's ridiculous and makes me feel worthless. Look, I'm sorry that I made you feel that way. It was not my intention. But like I said, I was busy, so I can't text you all the time every day. I have a demanding job and I see my family quite a bit. I wouldn't expect you to be available for me 24-7. That's what a relationship is!

Being available for each other when we need it. If you're ignoring me, then I don't want a piece of it. Good luck finding a girl that's going to put up with your garbage. Bye, butthole. Are you being serious? I'm blocking you. Do not contact me again. I don't want to hear from you. Okay. Bye, loser. Good luck finding a woman that's interested in whatever twisted game you're playing. And gets his personality from TikTok. Butthole You know, I thought that you were different,

but clearly you don't respect women or my time. You've led me on and made me believe you're a decent guy when you're really a butthole. I never want to hear from you again. Your actions have shown me who you truly are. I'm reporting your hinge account, and I hope you get banned. Thanks for showing me your true colors." I'm guessing the reason why she said that she was going to block OP and then instead wrote him a long essay about how much of a loser he is means that she was hoping that

he would beg, oh please, I need you in my life. Please come back, you're so beautiful, I can't live without you. Our next Reddit post is from Fish Waldo, and Fish Waldo has matched with Tiffany. Hey Tiffany, just to confirm, you're married? Yeah, you? Ah, probably not a good match then.

Good luck in your search though. Why? I thought people like you like married women. No burden, no commitments. Just a personal preference. Then 23 minutes later. Alright fine, I'm single. That was a quick divorce. Sorry, I just prefer not to get involved with anybody in a relationship.

I've had some bad experiences there and I don't want to risk it again as it took a big toll on my mental health. Oh my god! You're a lunatic yourself too! Yeah, your bad experience? Put it on me! My fault? You're blaming me? You chose that kind of woman! Why not call yourself dumb? I don't know where I heard it but everyone knows married women are the best! You hurt from people! That's why you follow the trend and you end up badly?

Is it my fault? Human? I never blamed you or judged you. I just said my personal preference was not to get involved. It's no reflection on you or who you are. I've also had bad experiences, but I don't think that every man is like that. Women's feelings are more fragile and sensitive than men's. Good luck then! Also, a relevant point I'd like to make is that down in the comments, someone identified the

chatting app or program that they're using as sugarbook.com, which the website says, where romance meets finance. So it's buying a girlfriend, more or less, or boyfriend, you know, whatever you're into. Sugarbook.com must not have one of those capture systems to make sure that you are actually a human because is it my fault, human? Sounds like something an alien would say. Our next reddit post is from Killer Dino. LMFAO. What kind of music you listen to? A bunch of different kinds.

I gotta calm down right now so I can answer fully. Take your time. And then he adds a laughing while crying emoji. What's funny? Please tell me because I am really not the one to be laughed at right now. What do you mean? That dumb ass laughing emoji. For what?

Tell me what's funny. Ugh. It was just an emoji. I use it to punctuate sentences. I wasn't literally laughing. Can you not punctuate normally? Also, I'd like to point out that in none of the previous texts has this woman added a period, so she doesn't punctuate normally either. I mean, a lot of people will substitute punctuation for

emojis if they fit the situation. And they're not always literal. They can imply how someone would have said it had they said it in person. Doesn't answer my question. Read it again. I can and do normally, yes. Then do it. Do you just not like emojis? Awesome. OP has to explain how emotions work.

Yeah, I think blocking her is the right move, OP. Our next Reddit post is from throwaway. Hey, I had fun last week. Would you want to meet up at Samson's or something tomorrow? It was pretty fun, but I need to be honest. I sensed some strange aura about you when we met. You seem cool and everything, don't get me wrong, but I just don't think that we're compatible.

I really do appreciate the honesty, especially after some of the experiences I've had, but I'll be honest, strange aura is pretty vague. Could you elaborate a bit? Just so I can know what to work on. I just don't think we're compatible is all, especially with our morals. I'm an extreme advocate for freedom and rights for everyone, but I just don't get that vibe from you and I want to avoid another potentially toxic and controlling relationship. Like, I love that you showed me your guitar and played a few songs and showed me your playlist, but the things I notice is the lack of diversity in it. It's all white men, which you may not think is bad, but it speaks volumes to me about

you as a person. Wow, you're serious? Yes? Alright, good luck finding someone with a mindset like that. Alright, you don't have with a mindset like that. Alright, you don't have to be a butthole about it. I was as nice and as passive as possible explaining that to you. Point proven too, you and every other guy can't take simple constructive criticism because it hurts your immature little egos.

I know it's no big deal to you, but outside of your cocoon, people struggle every day and you clearly couldn't care less. I wonder what the guy who schedules your gigs would say if he knew that he pays a racist butthole to play at his venue. Also, in the comments, OP clarifies that his playlist includes music from black people, black women, Hispanics, etc. So he doesn't know what she's talking about. I know a guy, no kidding, who exclusively listens to women-sung songs. Because he just likes the sounds of women's voices. Does that make him sexist? Or does it just mean that he likes, you know, the sounds of ladies?

On this next post, OP gave his phone number to a lady at church because she was in charge of coordinating ministry programs and events. But it turns out that was just a lie to get OP's phone number. This is their text conversation. What are your thoughts about being with someone who's cute in a broken kind of way? Uh, I'm not really sure what you're talking about, but if you're talking about yourself, I hardly even know you. It's just that I'm cute, but broken.

I'll have to take your word for it, but I really don't understand what that means. I hardly know you. Okay, what are your thoughts on tattoos? I have six and one and more. Hehe. I don't care for tattoos. Well, I don't care what you think about them. It's not a problem of salvation, so I'm getting more.

I never said it was a problem, I just don't like them. Well, I don't need your approval. I'm getting more tattoos. Okay. Quit being so intense. You're taking your faith too seriously. Nobody's going to like you because of that. Hello?

Talk to me. To think I was going to sleep with you, but you up and ghosted me, you piece of garbage. No woman will ever love you like I would have. Whatever. I'm gonna have to ask you to not message me anymore. Thanks. Whatever. Leave. F you. You're worthless. Nobody will like you. You should hang yourself. Did you just change your number to contact me again?

Stop blocking me! Stop changing your number! Alright, I don't know what denomination this is, but I'm pretty sure that telling people to go hang themselves is not very Christian behavior. Our next Reddit post is from Saviosa and this is a text conversation. Hey. Hey nice girl. I had a great time getting to know you, but I feel like we're not quite the right match. I think you're awesome and I wanted to be up front so we're both on the same page. Wishing you the best. Honestly, you were shorter than me, so I agree. Haha. Way to lie about your height. Short King Energy. Clearly, I'm like way more attractive than you and honestly, you didn't ask me any questions about myself. You just talked and talked. Like, I thought the whole point was to get to know each other.

Ha ha. Maybe don't lie about your height on your profile. That would be good. Lol. That was r slash nice guys versus r slash nice girls. And if you like this content, check out my podcast where I publish the exact same episodes. Also, hit that subscribe button because I put out new Reddit videos every single day.