rSlash - r/Topposts My Dong is Poisonous

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

0:00 Intro 0:32 Child care 2:11 Bully 5:55 Allergy 8:52 Strike system 10:20 Purity test Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to R-slash top posts, where a mother abandons her infant in the middle of the woods to die alone. Our next Reddit post comes from R-slash entitled parents. Over the week, my husband and I went on a camping trip before summer season with its glorious warm weather was officially over. We weren't at home and had no cell reception where we were. We left Thursday on the 7th and returned on Monday the 11th. While we were away, my cousin left my niece still strapped to her car seat out of the same. my house store on Friday, September 8th, and sent me some text messages. Remember, I had no cell reception where I was camping.

I would have never known while I was gone. I saw the missed messages after I returned home. It wasn't a request to ask if I can help her. It was simply a message notifying me that she left my niece in front of my door along with a bag with her stuff for the weekend. She did not ask me beforehand if I could help her babysit. there was no possible way for me to know. Even if I knew, I would have still declined unless it was a medical emergency in the family and they had no other choice. I live in a rural

area where everyone is on 30-acre plots of land, so no one knew that my niece was there. I had no clue. The neighbors had no clue. My niece was literally abandoned in front of my door until Saturday noon when my parents came by to drop off my parcels that were delivered to their house. That's when they saw my niece. My parents called my aunt and had her come pick her up. I can only assume that my parents, my aunt, and my grandmother's scolded my cousin for leaving my niece at my door. When I got home, all I saw was the initial text message telling me that my niece was

dropped off at my place. Then a string of very rude text messages and voice messages from my cousin calling me irresponsible for leaving my niece outside and endangering her. Because what if the coyotes in my area attacked the helpless infant? Yo, this woman literally belongs in jail. Don't call the aunt to come pick up the baby. Call child protective services and the police. Our next credit post is from our slash relationship advice.

I'm a 26-year-old guy and my girlfriend is 24. She was a bully in high school. She doesn't feel regret and seems actually proud of her past. Is this a reason to break up? I realized since we got together a little more than two years ago that my girlfriend has a dominant personality. You can see it in the way she talks, acts, dresses, etc. But to be honest, I never had a problem with that. I actually kind of liked it. Ha ha. But a few weeks ago, something happened that made me think about it in another way. Four of her best friends were

invited to our place for dinner. They've known each other forever and are very close. I also like them, so it was a great night as usual. But after we finished dinner, one of her four friends, Kate, watch something on her phone. She showed the video to her friends, including my girlfriend Vanessa, and said, look at this, she reminds me of Hannah. They all laughed pretty loud, as it seemed to be a great joke to them. Since I didn't know who Hannah was, I asked them, and they all started looking at each other. After a few seconds, my girlfriend said, well, it was a girl we kind of bullied back in high school. Kate looked at her and said, well, especially you, and after this, they laughed again. I didn't know in that moment what to say,

so I changed the topic, but after they left, I talked again to Vanessa. To my surprise, she wasn't annoyed and seemed to be quite open about it. Maybe it was because she had two or three glasses of wine too much that night, but she said she wanted to tell me about this anyway for quite a long time, since she trusted me so much. So, long story short, apparently she was a crazy bully back in high school and the leader of her clique. They bullied a girl called Hannah every day and made her life hell for years. She told me about some of the stuff they did to her, including verbally and physically assaulting her on a daily basis. For example, telling her how ugly and fat she was, destroying her school books in her phone, putting her clothes in the locker room in the toilet during gym, forcing

Hannah to give them money and to steal for them in shops, blackmailing her with her diary that they stole from her. One time, they even waited for her in the park in the afternoon, forced her to kneel down in front of them, beat her up, and Vanessa burned Hannah's arm with a cigarette. My girlfriend told me all these things with a smile on her face and said something like, Looking back, it was a crazy time. I could do everything I wanted with her, and I felt so effing powerful. I was really something. To be honest, again, I didn't really know what to say, so I asked her why she did all this. And if there was a reason that led to this, but she said no and added, that's what Hannah also asked me, by the way. Apparently, they always told Hannah

that it would get worse if Hannah fought back, so nothing ever happened to Vanessa and her friends. A few weeks have passed, and we haven't talked about this since then, but to be honest, I can't stop thinking about it. I mean, I really love my girlfriend, and I also like her friends, but after what she told me, I can't help but seeing them in a different light. I was seriously thinking of ending the relationship with her, or at least talking about this topic again. But on the other hand, we've been together for two years, she trusted me, and it's also something that happened in the past, and doesn't affect our relationship now. but I don't really know what to do. Seems pretty easy to me, O.P., dump her and run in the opposite

direction. If she has that little empathy and is willing to ruin someone's life just to feel good, was stopping her from doing it to you or your family members, or, God forbid, the kid that you two have together. She's just a bad person. I'm a 24-year-old woman, and I've been with my boyfriend, John, who's 23, for a little over a year. We've met after a close friend, Isabel, who's 23, introduced him to our friend group, and things developed quickly between John and me, while Isabel and John remained close. This was no problem to me at the time, as I always viewed their relationship as purely platonic, but as it turns out, I was very wrong. Suspitions of their affair started after I noticed John mentioning Isabel more often than usual, and them exchanging looks

and giggling whenever we hung out together. When I mentioned it, John would reassure me that it was just an inside joke and that me knowing would ruin the fun of it. Also, John would often unprompted offer that Isabel could stay at our apartment after long nights out, with Isabel, fortunately, always declining. This started around a month ago. A short while later, John started staying late for work, stating that he wants to accumulate overtime so we can spend more time together around the holidays. I know that John hates working longer than required, as he already comes out stressed out and tired from his normal shift. To prove my suspicions, I came up with a plan. Everyone in our friend group knows that Isabel has a slight peanut allergy. We've seen her

allergic reactions, and they're definitely not fun, but they also aren't life-threatening. She'll just get facial swelling and redness. So last week while grocery shopping, I bought some peanut butter under the pretense that I wanted to try out a recipe I saw on TikTok. Two days ago, John and I got up in the morning, and during breakfast, he said that he'd be working late again. This is when I took the peanut butter out of the cupboard and ate two slices of toast with lots of peanut butter. Before he left, I offered to perform oral on him, explaining that I'd only be seeing him very late in the evening, and he wouldn't be able to wait until he got back. He happily agreed, even though this caused him to be late and cost him some of his hard-earned overtime. This is when the fallout

happens. Later that evening, the group chat is informed by John that Isabel has been hospitalized. She was released the same day. And John is bombarding my phone with messages and calls, accusing me of poisoning Isabel on purpose. Since I never eat peanut butter and then blow him in the morning, he must have put two and two together. And that I could have killed her for something that I should have talked to him about. I don't feel like this was something I needed to be mature about and talk it out. And since Isabel and I have been close since elementary school, she betrayed my trust even more than John did. She deserved most of the revenge. Isabel probably talked to our mutuals about it since I've been kicked out of

the group chat and nobody is responding to my texts. You know what could have solved all this? A shower. I mean, you know, also not cheating. That would have been the better solve. But if the guy had just washed his dong, he wouldn't have almost killed his affair partner with his toxic junk. Our next Reddit post is from Ziphora. My boyfriend keeps a secret strike system for me, and I found it by accident. I'm a 28-year-old woman, and my boyfriend is 30. He left his phone on the couch while he showered. A notification popped up from notes, and I opened it thinking it was a grocery list.

It was a document titled, Girlfriend Strikes. He literally tracks my offenses with dates and points. Being late to his mom's dinner, one point. Not laughing at his joke. 0.5 points. Buying myself flowers, attention seeking, one point. At 10 points, he wrote serious talk, and at 15 points, reconsider relationship. I confronted him, and he said it's just a system to keep things fair because I'm emotional and forget what I do. I felt sick, like I was an employee on probation, not a partner. I packed a bag and stayed at my sisters last night. Now,

he's spamming me that I violated his privacy and proved as Is this breakup material or am I overreacting? Hey, Obie, I think keeping a weird list about things your partner does is negative 15 points. That's 50 DKP minus. And all jokes aside, best piece of advice I've ever heard in my life I've said it many, many times on this channel. It's not you versus your partner. It's you and your partner versus the problem. What this guy's doing is deeply antagonistic and is setting the two up to be enemies ultimately.

My boyfriend's mom gave me a purity test at family dinner, and now he's mad at me for leaving. I'm a 26-year-old woman, and I've been dating my boyfriend Ryan, who's 28, for about 10 months. Things have been pretty good until last weekend when I finally met his parents at their house in Atlanta for Sunday dinner. His mom, Karen, seemed nice at first. Hugged me, said she'd heard so much about me, the whole welcoming thing. But during dinner, she kept asking these weird, pointed questions about my past. Like, so, how many serious relationships have you had before Ryan? And what made those end?

I tried to keep it vague, but she kept pushing. Then, after dinner, while Ryan and his dad were outside grilling dessert, I don't know, it's a thing they do. Karen sits down next to me on the couch with her phone. She's like, I know this might seem old-fashioned, but I care deeply about who my son ends up with. Then she opens this app on her phone, and I kid you not, it was literally called the purity test calculator or something.

She starts reading questions out loud and expects me to answer them. Stuff like, have you lived with a partner before marriage? And have you been intimate with more than three people? And it got more invasive from there. I was so shocked. I didn't even know what to say. I just stared at her. She took my silence as me, refusing to answer and said,

I see. so you have things to hide. I stood up and said I needed to use the bathroom, but instead I just grabbed my purse and left. I called an Uber from the driveway. Ryan didn't even notice I was gone until like 20 minutes later when he came back inside. He's been blowing up my phone ever since,

saying I embarrassed him in front of his parents, and I should have just played along to keep the peace. His mom is apparently very upset and crying, saying I rejected her attempt to get to know me, better. Ryan says his mom is just protective and comes from a religious background, so I need to be understanding, but like a purity test on an app at 26 years old? Am I insane or was that completely out of line? I'm genuinely not sure what's worse here. The mom giving the purity test, or the boyfriend defending the mom? Yo, I'm trying to imagine if I walked in on my mom

giving my girlfriend an online purity test, I would sh-h-all-the-blood out of my body in embarrassment. I think it's actually the second one. Overbearing mother-in-laws are a common trope, but pathetic spineless mama's boys, even at the age of 28. Okay, I could almost understand this behavior if he was, you know, 16, 15 still living with his mom.

Hey, you know, my mom was just doing what she thought was right. but 28, yo, give me a break. That was our slash top post from Reddit. And if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single day.