rSlash - r/Topposts My Husband Gropes NONSTOP

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Our next reddit post is from r slash amidthebutthole. My husband needs to touch my breasts to fall asleep. I'm exhausted and need a divorce. I'm a 26 year old woman and I've been together with my husband who's 30 for 5 years and he needs my breasts slash boobs slash whatever to fall asleep. Every single day he goes to bed at around 1030 to 11 something and calls me over when I'm not even feeling sleepy, just so he can touch my breasts for his own sleep. From the very beginning of our relationship he's had this habit.

At first I thought that it was cute, and kind of endearing sometimes, and I didn't mind it. But ever since we've married, it's become suffocating. It gets worse with no matter what position I try to sleep in, he always reaches for me. If I turn away, he'll spoon me and still find a way. If I push his hand away or say I'm not in the mood to be touched, he whines like I'm depriving him of something essential and gets genuinely upset. He claims it helps him relax and fall asleep, but I feel like I'm just an emotional support object at this point. I've tried compromising and suggesting that he hold my hand, cuddle a pillow, or even

just rest his hand on my stomach. Nope. It has to be my breasts, or he just can't sleep. And if I try to set boundaries, he makes me feel guilty saying things like, so now you don't love me anymore, or this is a normal thing between partners. This has been wearing on me for years, but lately I just dread going to bed. I feel like my body isn't even mine in my own home. The main reason this makes me so mad is because this is the only form of affection I get from him. Forget cuddles or romantic kisses, he doesn't even give me a hug. A HUG.

The last time I got one was on my birthday and that was a year ago. He only needs my boobs. I finally snapped last week after a long day when he reached for me again and I told him I can't live like this anymore. He got angry and accused me of being dramatic and said that I was threatening our marriage over something so small. But to me, it's not small. It's a constant, daily violation of my comfort. What makes this even worse for me is the fact that my husband does nothing to help me at home. He goes to work at 8, and I go at 5.

He comes back at 5pm, and I come back by 7. From 7pm to 12, I have to make up for all the chores at home. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. While he plays games in his room. On weekends, he doesn't even help me. He refuses to do anything, so naturally, I have to make up for being the bigger person. And when it's time for him to fall asleep, he calls me over to touch my breasts while I have to wait it out until he falls asleep so I can go back to housework. He doesn't lift a finger. I know this sounds stupid and ridiculous. I probably sound like a whiny child venting, but I can't anymore.

I called my sister, who I'm closest to, and told her everything. She said that I'm weird for divorcing over something like this. I called my best friend of a decade, and she said that she understands me, but divorce is just overblown. I'm going crazy! I don't even know if I'm being so ridiculous at this point. I don't even know how to bring this up to my mom, mother-in-law, or anyone at all. I feel like a butthole for considering divorce over something like this. Am I the butthole?

Will people ever take me seriously? I knew that if I scrolled down far enough, I would read a comment that's roughly this. I don't give a damn, right? Jesus. Just say, may I sleep with you? I knew that if I scroll down far enough, I would read a comment that's roughly this. I don't give a damn, right? Jesus! Just say, may I sleep with a finger up your anus?

It's the only way I can sleep. And if you say no, you don't love me. It's totally normal between partners to do things the other person doesn't want. What a turd nugget. Coincidentally, turd nuggets is what you'd be feeling all night if you slept like that. Our next reddit post is from r slash amidthebutthole. Amidthebutthole for bringing my own cheese to a restaurant because my boyfriend thinks ordering extra is financially irresponsible. So I'm a 28 year old woman and my 30-old boyfriend has this thing about not spending money on what he

calls unnecessary charges at restaurants. He refuses to pay extra for anything. Guac, sauce, cheese, you name it. He says it's a scam and that restaurants prey on people by charging for extras. Which fine, live your truth. But I love cheese. Love it. And there's this burger spot that we go to where adding cheese costs $3.50.

Yo, what? My boyfriend always makes a big deal about how it's a ripoff and pressures me not to get it. I usually cave to avoid confrontation. But this time, I decided to be smart. Before we left, I put a couple of slices of my own cheese in my purse. When my burger arrived, I casually took them out and put them on the patty. My boyfriend looked horrified.

He asked me what the hell I was doing and I said, saving $3.50. He got so embarrassed saying that I was making him look bad and that it was tacky and disrespectful to the restaurant. I reminded him that he's the one who refuses to pay for cheese, so what's the problem? Now he's upset, saying I should have just gone without and that I made a scene. But literally no one noticed except him. He thinks I humiliated him. But I think he set himself up for this by making such a big deal about cheese in the first place. So am I the butthole for bringing my own cheese instead of accepting the upcharge scam or sacrificing for the greater good of financial responsibility?

$3.50 for a slice of cheese is criminal. I actually do agree with your boyfriend on that part. However, it's very clear that this isn't about the cheese and it's not about the $3.50. It's about control. This boyfriend just insists on OP doing what he wants to do the way he wants to do it. So I don't blame you at all, OP. I think you're being quite financially responsible, to be honest. Our next reddit post is from Deleted. I've been with my husband for 6 years, and he's barely raised his voice in that time.

Very zen, but also usually pretty timid in public. He's a big guy, so people rarely mess with him, and I didn't think that he was even capable of fighting. However, a few days ago, we went to one of his friend's places for a chill gathering. One of the host's friends showed up drunk and was jovial but raising his voice and yelling and talking over everyone. He didn't seem angry or aggressive, but he was being jolly to a belligerent level. He was touching everyone, and my husband looked really uncomfortable as he's touch averse, even with me. We can't cuddle for more than a few minutes without him getting

prickly. The guy came over to my husband and offered to shake his hand and my husband held up a hand and said, I'm good, thanks. This seemed to only spur on the drunk guy who went to reach out a hand to put on his shoulder. My husband took a step back and said, I'm not messing around, don't touch me. And his face just looked dark like I've never seen it before. He was breathing hard and balling up his fists. The other guy wouldn't take the hint and went for a hug. It was a complete blur. I was looking directly at him and I barely saw what happened. There was a loud pop and a crack and the drunk guy collapsed totally unconscious. My husband stepped over him

and walked outside and everyone was trying to wake the guy up. He started shaking and groaning and ended up having to go to the hospital because he had a seizure. My husband was just sitting outside on a bench staring off into space and smoking a cigarette. I'm not going to lie, I went off on him and was yelling and screaming and he just didn't react at all. He just said, I told him not to touch me. The next morning when I cooled off, I asked him again and he gave me the same answer. I asked him if he even felt bad about it and he said, no, why should I? Like, I get not wanting to be touched, but the complete lack of remorse

or even caring about the guy's health is terrifying to me. He got a call from the friend who hosted the gathering today telling him the guy he punched was going to be okay. My husband just said, why are you telling me? It's kinda not my problem. Like, yes it is. Is he some sort of sociopath who's just really good at hiding it? Nobody does that. I'm actually scared of him now, and I've been sleeping on the couch the last two nights. I can't believe I never saw this before. How could I be so stupid? He was never shy or timid. He was just emotionless. Okay, there's an update. And I'm just going to assume before I read this that to me, this

sounds like the guy's been abused or he was bullied or something in the past. And this is kind of like a knee-jerk reaction. So I have a feeling the wife is going to look like the bad guy here for yelling at him instead of trying to be supportive and understanding, but who knows I could be wrong. To summarize, the police came and took a statement. I was shaken by what happened initially and reacted out of fear and anxiety and said some stupid selfish things. The last few hours I spent cuddling his chest and just being there physically.

He didn't freak out or get uncomfortable and I asked him if it was okay quite a few times. I apologized that he had to go through that and told him that I know that he was upset and I freaked out and it must have been really difficult for him to be in that situation, feeling so cornered and violated. I reassured him that everyone reacts differently. I told him that what happened scared me but he was within his rights to do it, and I just needed some time to work on my emotions regarding it. I made it clear that if someone were doing the same thing to me, I wouldn't be upset if he did that to them, and that I was being hypocritical when I got upset with him because

of that. Turns out the majority of you were right. It was a trauma response. His dad beat him until he was bigger and stronger than his dad. And then his dad turned on his younger brother. When my husband was 18, my husband nearly beat his father to death before taking his little brother, who was 12 years old, away from that horrible home. A couple of people were wondering how big he is.

He's 6'4 and 275 pounds. The drunk guy was nearly as tall as him, but not as bulky, but clearly could have been a threat. My husband's 30 now, and he said that's the last time he laid hands on anyone, and he would never do it unless he had good reason. Certainly never with me. And I believe him. He let down his shell and cried to me. And I told him that I'd be there to support him if he just needed some time or if he wanted to pursue therapy. The comment saying he deserved better broke my heart. I want to be better. He got another call from the cops who said they're closing his case because there's nothing there. The drunk guy would have been guilty for simple battery and my husband would be guilty of aggravated battery. But it's roughly

equal since the other guy instigated and my husband was literally backed into a corner. The drunk guy felt really bad and didn't want to pursue anything. Thank God. But yeah, my husband admitted that he went too far without me needing to say anything. He said he wasn't proud of what he did, but he felt so embarrassed he played it off his indifference to save face in front of me. I told him he didn't need to, that I've seen him at his worst moments and never judged him before, and I'd do my best to change the situation for the better. I just kept apologizing, and once the tears started coming out, I held him and let him cry for a long time.

We're going to be okay. Everything's going to be okay and I'm going to be with him every step of the way. It sounds like both the husband and the wife had a very emotional reaction during that moment, but luckily it sounds like they both have a decently high EQ and are working through this in a very, very healthy way. This story reminds me of a quote from a book, there are three things all wise men fear. The sea and storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man. Our next Reddit post is from r slash am i the butthole.

Will I be the butthole if I keep my ex's life insurance payout instead of giving it to his pregnant girlfriend? My ex and I were together for seven years, and we got engaged two years ago. Around that time, we both took out life insurance policies, listing each other as beneficiaries. It made sense at the time because we were planning a future together. Then, six months before the wedding, he cheated on me. I was devastated, but I forgave him because I didn't want to throw away seven years of my life. I thought that we could move past it.

But two months before the wedding, he blindsided me. He left me for the same woman he cheated with. I was completely heartbroken. I begged him to reconsider, but he told me he had moved on and that I should too. It took me a long time to heal, but I eventually accepted that he had made his choice. Over time, I worked on rebuilding my life. That was a year ago. I updated my own life insurance policy, assuming he would do the same.

Then last week, I got the unexpected news that he had passed away suddenly. It was shocking, but what surprised me even more was getting a call from his sister. Apparently, he never changed his beneficiary, which means that I'm set to receive a $100,000 payout. Now, his girlfriend, the woman he left me for, has reached out, asking me to give her the money. She's pregnant with his child and currently unemployed. She says the money should go to her and the baby because I'm just the ex. I understand that this is a difficult situation and I have sympathy for her child, but at the end of the day, this was his responsibility. He had an entire year to update his policy and he didn't. I wasn't expecting this money but legally it is mine.

I didn't take anything from anyone. It was his choice to leave things as they were. I don't think I should be obligated to give it up, especially considering how he treated me. This isn't about revenge or pettiness. It's simply about the fact that I was named the beneficiary and I see no reason why I should be the one to fix a mistake that he made. That being said, I don't want to be heartless. I'm considering setting aside a small amount for the baby because none of this is the child's fault. But at the same time, I don't think that I should feel guilty for keeping what was legally left to me. Am I the butthole? I'm looking through the comments and a lot of people seem to assume that the boyfriend

would have wanted to change the beneficiary to his new girlfriend, but actually it's impossible to say that. It is entirely possible that he intentionally left the beneficiary the way that it was because you know, maybe he felt guilty about cheating on his ex. Maybe he still has feelings for her. It's literally impossible to say. The only thing we know for sure is that he decided to make OP the beneficiary and he never decided to change it. So legally, yeah, the money is OP's but also, in my opinion, morally,

it's also OP's. That was our Slash Top post from Reddit. and if you like this content, be sure to follow my podcast because I put out new reddit podcast episodes every single day.